Dawning of the Age of Zverev editionMen's Professional TennisNo girls allowed>Order of play:https://www.rolandgarros.com/en-us/order-of-play>Calendar:French Open final on Sunday. Nothing happening until then. Temporary migration to /wta/.>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1b.pk/tennis-live-stream50/tennistream.com/watch-tennis/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesport/allPrevious >>155051674
NEVER break too early
>>155055426I CELEBRATE RAMADAN EVERY YEAR
Another obvious break. Cobolli is a shitter.
Just took a giant cobolli in the arnaldi
Hahahaha how the fuck choking real nigga just hit the ball over the net and in between the lines like nigga turn off your brain and don’t miss haha
People only remember that Zverev won Roland Garros. They forget the horrors of the final.Nobody expected it to be against Cobolli. For two weeks the media prepared the "new Italian clay king" narrative while Zverev arrived carrying every Grand Slam failure of the previous decade.The match followed the usual script. Zverev won the first set, then immediately remembered he was in a Slam final. Double faults appeared. Forehands disappeared. Cobolli started blasting winners. The internet had already begun making choke memes before the fifth set.At 5-4 in the fifth, Zverev served for the title and got broken.At 6-5, he had three championship points and lost all of them.At 8-7, he served for the title again and got broken again.Commentators were delivering his eulogy in real time.Then something changed.At 11-11 in the fifth, after six hours of suffering, Zverev finally stopped fighting the pressure. He stopped thinking about the losses, the finals, the curse. For the first time ever, he played like a man with nothing left to fear.The curse had spent a decade feeding on his panic. Without it, the curse had no power.At 13-12, championship point number seven arrived.Thirty-shot rally.Cobolli attacks.Zverev somehow gets everything back.Cobolli misses by inches.Game. Set. Match.Zverev collapses onto the clay. The curse is broken.People think Roland Garros was his greatest achievement.It wasn't.It was merely the event that transformed a man with zero Slams into the future owner of twenty-six.Everything after that became inevitable.
I know I shouldnt post any girls but the Queen of Clay is in attendance rn in the Mens Final. Bow down to the overlord
Chokekino incoming
now this is tennis
Sascha has lost a lot of salts
This hurts Cobollis chances to win the title
I don't care if he wins. You can't be 6'6”, and play like Guillermo Coria. Entirely fraudulent player.
>>155055468Kek
Zverev's 2nd serve is a big joke. Has he won a single point on his second? This would be a triple breadstick with Jason on the other side of the net.
I do not have a "fuck" strong enough for this "for fuck's sake"
>>155055471>turn off your brain
Federer could pound me any day of the week :3
HOW DO YOU CHOKE THREE BREAK POINTS IN A ROWSASHA
You can't think of it as a chokeYou have to see how the opponent responds in the face of adversity
MEME GAME
Cobolli's strongest surface is clay. And is still losing not acceptable
WE'RE BACK
>>155055502This but with Buse
First Mirra, now Sascha.Z hour is upon us.
Cobolli's first serve is collapsing
Flavio KWABioli
>What do you mean I can get in a first serve?
this match makes me miss these mfers a bit
based flavio giving zverev more choking opportunities
Even in winning a major zverev is playing pathetically.
He’s actually being handed the title on a silver plate
/wta/ tier match
Fuck Cobolli mavanfangool mierda
This is itFlavio is crumblingZverev has had his choke moment and now the relief of knowing he escaped will carry him through
>>155055544You never know what you have until they're gone
Flavio already won the story the score is irrelevant
>>155055555Quints of trvke
>>155055555
h-heh i was never nervous zverev bros
>>155055549>his easiest match after r2 was vs jodaryodabros...
>>155055544we needed one meme slam to take a break from them but i'm fine with another 5 years of sincaraz finals
This is ridiculous>after you>no, after you>plz i insist >i couldn't
WOAH
>>155055549s-surely winning today will make him break free of his mental chains and unlock his true potential!
What happened to Tsitsipas bros? He was completely memory holed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155055555confirmed by many 5s, the quintessence has spoken
Nicht so schnell!
Oh no no no no no NO
>>155055571You're right.
choke me if you can
>>155055555WITNESSED
I hate this sport
Incredible return that
>serve & volleyingWhat are we doing big guy?
I fucking can't man
guys my stream is 60 seconds delayed. please dont spoiler my experience
THIS FUCKING DUMB RETARD OH MY GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD
ForFUUUUUUUUCK'SSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
KEK
Sorry, first time watching a tennis, uh, match? Is that the right word? Anyway, so the question is, this is the final of an important tournament, right? Like, the Champions League or Super Bowl of tennis, right?So this is the best quality tennis there is, right?
Genre: Comedy
>>155055560kek
>>155055589his breakup with badosa broke him… many such cases
this fucking choking bitch will never win anything of note
I kneel. He's crap.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHITYOU'RE SO FUCKING BAD SASHA
THE GREATEST EVER TO NOT WIN A SLAM THE GREATEST THE GREATESTTHE GREATEST
My father was a kwabologist…
LMAO, forget the quints, Zverev's choking capabilities are stronger than any repeating digits on 4chan
>>155055622Sorry your highness i forgot the world revolved around your experience.
what the fuck is this lol
Zverev carrying the flag for the weak era shitters
>>155055629Spaniard
It’s impossible to be more retarded than this nigger
>>155055178Better now?
>>155055618It's not serve & volleying if you just serve & come forward without actually volleying
HOW DOES HE CHOKE
>>155055555who? WHO GODDAMNIT!! TELL US KEK! WHOOOO?!
>>155055636
>>155055646it's Nalbandian
zverev is such a fucking bum its insane
Seen enough. Cobolli in 5.
>>155055483Winning the match, pretending to climb into the stands to greet my family and wife, then suddenly diverting over to Mirra to plant a gentle, faint, chaste kiss upon those lips
Reminder Djokovic vultured 12 Slams against this crap
>>155055629>Like, the Champions League [...] So this is the best qualityYeah the champions league final, famously the pinnacle of football
>>155055589still plays at the rec center I believe
>literally me watching this joke of a match
>>155055668gill-sama
How could he choke?
Lmao why is Zverev's shirt covered in jizz?
Do any of you even play tennis irl and what surface is it. My local one is a grass court
>>155055677back to the wta thread m8
>>155055670BASED
how can a hunter eyed chad be such a total cuck
>>155055589what no badosa pussy does to a mf fr tho
>male tennis playersslim>female tennis playerschonkyWhat causes this?
>>155055667I meant Zverev but his choking magic is to strong
>>155055666HOW CAN HE CHOKE? HOW CAN HE CHOKE?
Big Z just needs more time
damn mirra looking good
>German commentator already blaming the Beetus
>>155055696No, I exclusively watch Zverev games to fuel my hatred
The serbflags were right. Tennis IS evolving.
>>155055677She's a teenager m8. Your a pedophile
>>155055696Har-Tru and hard court here. Weather isn't stable enough for grass
>>155055708standstill brainless ballbashing vs full court game
>Here's you break, Sir.>Here's yours.>No, I insist.
>>155055712>67six seveeeeen is never choke my friend
>>155055718kek I was about to say thisis there any other top player with diabetes btw?
>>155055718He’s the scott malkinson of tennis
This vs Zverev Thiem 2020 who wins
Can't stomp the Cob
cobollis groan on the second serve just there sounded soooo girly kek
Holy mother of KWABs
holy djokosmash
Bro, you're not that tall
Cobolli with the counter chokeHow will Sascha respond?
What is blud doing
>>155055721Tennis is always evolving from match to match this is literally the greatest match of all time
A chokeable force meets a choking object
Reminder Alcaraz routinely goes to 5 sets with this shitter
KWABOLLI
I was always team cuteboli
Worst slam finals this decade:>1. USO 2020 Thiem-Zverev>2. ***NEW*** RG 2026 Cobolli-Zverev>3. AO 2025 Sinner-Zverev
>>155055652Unacceptable. How dare you forget.
>>155055740Cobolli. As it seems
Djoko - Fonseca was the real final.
WTA match
>>155055708Most male tennis players are jacked, just in a low body fat way that might make them look slim on tv. The female tennis players have a similar build but look big compared to normal women.
>>155055729it do be like that
Cobsigliere brothers feastin'
>>155055768Yeah but he was cramping for 3 sets and still won last time kek
The last thing Cobolli wants to do is pinning him and Zverev in a tiebreak that dude is on a 17 game win streak on tiebreakers
Can Cobolli ever get a 1st serve in???
worst level men's final since... I don't even know
>I CAN'T SLAM
>he knows
>>155055778What was wrong with Sinner-Zverev, pretty routine beatdown wasn't itSurely Djokovic going 5 with some bum like Tsitsipas has to be worse
I wish I was a cute foid :3
>>155055790because sinner was a walking corpse.
>>155055778Tsitsipas vs Djokovic AO 2023 is up there as is Medvedev vs Djokovic AO 2021 and USO 2023
>>155055802Counting or not counting Olympic medals
Neither of these guys can catch a flying ball on their racket like Federer
>>155055786I saw Sinner irl and he's really skinny. I think he might be between 56-66kg. But Grug is lean af
Jesus this is going to 5 sets isn't it?
>>155055807I didn't know that had reached Serbia.
this is not tennis this is not tennis this is not tennis
>>155055807Just eject estrogen
>>155055820Incorrect as tennis has evolved. Just watch this level on display.
cobolli still has a choke in him
>>155055816Ofc we are talking only about Grand Slams and more precisely from QF to F, other than that Zverev is a good player
>>155055834jej
>>155055816Counting or not counting gang violence?
Zverev truly, unironically, literally needs to retire on the spot if he loses this final.
>>155055820neither of them knows how to do the macarena. they have nothing on me.lets sing together:Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, MacarenaQue tu cuerpo es pa darle alegría y cosa buenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría, MacarenaHey, Macarena! (ay!)Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, MacarenaQue tu cuerpo es pa darle alegría y cosa buenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría, MacarenaHey, Macarena! (ay!)
How the fuck did Sinner lose the easiest Slam of all time
Nah, you know what? I‘m done. I knew this faggot would choke, I‘ve said it multiple times as well. It was obvious. I don’t even like the guy. And yet I am wholly unprepared for this pathetic display. He pisses me off so much no matter what. The issue is that he represents my dying country. I‘ll tune off after this set, knowing what’s going to happen
>>155055835Ok :3
We're being tortured.
>>155055837so does zverev kek
STOP BEING SHIT
>>155055830This WILL BE tennis for the next decade once Sinner gets caught doping again and Grug gets a botched wrist surgery
>>155055786not really, males are strong but with little muscle mass as it would impeded movementmost WTA players are literal fridges, and I don't understand why a slim / fast player doesn't rise to the top simply by being able to run faster
>>155055840I was making a Charlie Kirk joke because I legit thought that picture was Kirkified lol
Zverev gots to break here
>>155055849and i say that as a tennis pro
These two shitters cannot seriously be in the top 10 in the world. This is a dire and grim indictment of the current absolute state of tennis.
Even the commentators, who are the biggest glazers of all time, talk shit about this match
>>155055857Strong hands, Boris
>>155055872lowkirkenuinely?
>>155055851I'm trying to hear it but I think I'm trying to put it over the beat of Asereje
This is actually smart from Zverev. People will say ‘oh you beat a bunch of nobodies, you had no competition’ and he’ll just say that he was pushed to 5 and had to peak at the biggest moment, establishing himself as a clutch mental giant.
I want a 5 set chokefest please we deserve that
I never see Zverev eating stuff on court. Does he load up on carbs before the match and then injects insulin as he goes?
She could beat these two chokers
>>155055885whats happening in this webm? Boris spotting a new nubian kween?
Has this fucking bozo ever made a first serve to the ad court
HOLY NON CHOKING FOREHAND
>>155055872>german “””””humor”””””
>>155055898Panzerschokolade
>I CAN'T SERVE
>>155055901I want to eat her poosy
Zverev cramping???
>>155055917Preemptive excuse
>>155055892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWaymcVmJ-A
HE'S BACKNEVERMIND IT'S OVER
THE CHOKEBACKIS ON
oh no zverev hater bros hes about to break back
How is this bum winning when he never gets a 1st serve in?
Zverev's forehand is literally avant garde comedy
>>155055901why do you have a picture of my gf?
>>155055907and then two shit ones after that one lmaooo
What are these first serves?????????
>>155055917more like zverev kwabbing
Words cannot describe how much I hate this guy
>Zverev plays his best point this matchMUH INJURY
>>155055876Said the same thing to my dad. The others will dominate and he will never get this chance again. He plays against literally who. I know it’s his income to get into Semis and Quarters. But at what point you just say and admit you are eternal in choking
I never really believed Zverev was a choker, just not that good, but jesus christ man.
choke off
>>155055906Still haven't seen one
>>155055872kek i got it but didnt get it at first>>155055802make an AI version of this where his neck "releases wine" in a fountain like gushing?
COME ON SASHABREAK HERE
Zverev in 4 or Cobolli in 5
>>155055940They stayed in the 2nd set
>>155055951Did you never see him play?
APOLOGIZE
Hnnnnnnnngggggghhhh
Holy mental fortitude and clutch factor. Apologize.
HE'S GRIMACING STOP THE COUNT
If he's cramping there's no way back, not this late in the matchHe'll have to start slapping winners and hope he gets lucky, which might arguably be a better game plan than whatever the fuck he was doing all through this set
>>155055943Tonight's the night. And it's gonna happen again and again. Has to happen.
So much chokingNext thread on /gif/?
>>155055962this. hope zverev knows this too
Well at least it wasn't a choke break, just an outskilled break
>>155055943QRD on the allegations?
Zverev on fructose is clutching.It's over for Cobson
he's beginning to believe
Zverev actually playing tennis and he breaks wow
most routine zverlingz match
>>155055965I see him get outplayed. And i don't think being mentally weaker means he's a choker. I am re-evaluating everything, this should have been a 3-0.
OH N-
We're in 19 people here at my house cheering for Zverev.Let's do it.
I can't remember the last time we've had a first serve in
sexo winners
WTF HE MADE THAT SHOT
JUST A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR HELPS THE MEDICINE GO DOWN
IT'S TIME
massive smash, he's clutching this shit
Massive choke from Cobson
What the fuck is going on
Zverev Zverev Zverev!
He’s beginning to believe
Z for ZverevZ for victory
just accept the warning bro
So in the end zverev just needed to play another choker
ACTIVATE BANANA JUICE
Well well, he violates women and now he violates time itself..
he's stepping up nowanother break coming to seal the deal
Cobson should just take the L atp
I NEVER want to see this Cobolli jabroni hit a serve ever again.
>>155056030kek, he's gone too far with his power level
EAZYAZY
if he wins this in 4 it's much better for his aura than if he straight setted broccoli
>>155056030Is this really true? He’s white
Hey Zverev open up, I got some fresh hot pickle juice for you right here
I wonder if they'll revoke his victory afterwards because of the in-match roiding he just did
HOLD UP
Hey! That was almost well played!I don't know what they injected him with, but it worked.
Yeah it’s over
Stupid ass nigger now hes gonna have to go on a tiebreak against one of the best tiebreaker killers Zverev
COME ON SASHAJUST ONCEFOR TENNIS'S SAKE
>>155056044Zverev is Not white
Zverev found a way to get over choking. Just get injured
Unless...
Beyond insane
kwab
Nice Sascha
Oh no no no no no he's getting broken from 40-0 up
CHOKE ME HARDER
BIG Z NEEDS OUR ENERGY
DJOKOSMASH
Choke
You know it's bad when you have no expression on a Zverevsmash. Just another match
Take my energy, Sascha!
Actually WTA tier match
that looked out
Mong shit
>no hawkeye confirmationrigged
???????????
UNBELIEVABLE
haha imagine cobolli is over at your house and your chilling and you start asking him to show you his tattoos and he rolls up his sleeve and shows one and you ask if he's got any more and he takes his shirt off and shows you then you ask if hes got any more
RIGGED
>>155056060What?
>>155056096THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS>THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDSTHAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS>THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS
People say Zverev won Roland Garros in four sets.That's technically true.What they leave out is that the fourth set lasted approximately three centuries.The match begins exactly how every Zverev fan expects. A nervous first set win followed by a second-set collapse. Cobolli is running everywhere, hitting impossible shots, and the commentators are preparing another documentary about Zverev's tragic relationship with Grand Slams.Halfway through the fourth set, Cobolli leads by a break.Then it happens.Nobody knows exactly what triggered it.Maybe it was a missed forehand.Maybe it was years of accumulated frustration.Maybe the tennis gods accidentally pressed the wrong button.But something snaps.Zverev suddenly starts playing like a man who has spent ten years trapped in a cage.The body language changes first.Then the serve.Then the forehand.Then reality itself.Every shot starts landing on the line. Every rally ends with Cobolli staring into the distance trying to understand what just happened. The crowd can feel it. The commentators can feel it. Even Cobolli can feel it.The old Zverev—the one haunted by pressure and Grand Slam scars—simply vanishes.At 4-5 down, he breaks back.At 5-5, he holds to love.At 6-5, he breaks again.The match ends with an ace.No drama.No fifth set.No choke.Just pure destruction.As he falls onto the clay, people assume he is celebrating a Grand Slam title.They're wrong.He's celebrating freedom.The curse is gone.The fear is gone.The hesitation is gone.In the years that follow, fans refer to everything before that fourth set as "Pre-Awakening Zverev."The player who walked onto the court had zero Slams.The player who walked off eventually won twenty-six.And if you ask historians when it all started, they won't point to the trophy ceremony.They'll point to that fourth set.The moment Zverev finally stopped playing not to lose and started playing to conquer.
>>155056096>this is considered in by the fr*nch
that was clearly out kek
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
He can just servebot the tiebreaker, it's over
Unbelievable how they’re doing anything to help le fragile guy winFucking pathetic
They're just undoing the rig from 2 years ago, chill
>>155056096they're giving him one back for the bad call against carlos
lol that was NOT in
My goodness what a fucking mess this match is
KWAB
zveri riggitini
HE HIT A 1ST SERVE!!!!!!!!
>they’re so scared the russian fag will kill himself that they start to call in serves that are 1,5 cm out
ZVEREV RIGGITINI
>>155056096uhh why is the line blurry?like why is there a faint white part?
Cobolli ROBBED
>>155056126>>155056121kek
>>155056096how is that in
How is he so bad
kekking at all the Italian fags talking about rigging
I want Zwerev to lose
moment of truth alexander
Time to lose a tiebreak, ZverevJust what was missing
>>155056096how can it be anymore obvious lmaosurprised they showed this angle
DIEBREAK
>>155056096The absolute state.
>>155056096Clearly in. The peachfuzz on the ball counts as well.
>>155056111> No choke.>Just pure destruction.ChatGPT
BradyJordanWoodsRuthGretzkyZVEREVOne tiebreaker away
People will point to this result on a Wikipedia page in the future to convince you zverev was good. Don’t let them.
HERE WE GO
They're gonna hold that serve against him forever if he wins thisTruly no winning for Sascha
zverlingz won 22 of the last 23 tie breaks at rg
If this goes to a fifth I can see Zverev retiring
That was the closest I got to seeing rape video
Zverev will want to win the tiebreak if he wants to have any chance of winning this match
VAMOS
Sascha has got this
aces will decide this tiebreak
cinema
ENTER GODBOLLI
who's this jeet playing zverev
>>155056166Wikifags always win the test of time
K I N OINO
>29 years old and 0 grand slam titleskek what a sucker
>1-0IT'S OVER
OMGGGGG DID YOU SEE THE PIGEON LANDING
That bird should be declared the real winner
oh no cobolli has activated the soul card
Zverev just blew out, and accidentally whistled a C4 before the first point. C for champion. The trophy is his.
BIRD ON THE COURT CURSED HIM
>>155056204I saw him being instantly bored and leaving
>>155056166we're watching choke kino and you're thinking about wikipedia pages
>need 666 to winDemonic sport in all honesty
Choke from Cobson
RIGGING PIGEON FUCK YOU
>pigeonShitz sending signals to Zverev
>>155056204feather incident 2
CHOKEOLLI
holy shit kek
>>155056180Agreed, this tiebreak is crucially important for Zverev. Cobolli will want to win it too of course though.
THE.NETGOD.HAS.DECIDED.
netgod will not let him choke this
WEW
STEPBYSTEP
Cobolli donating points to the zverev victory fund
KWABolli
soul but anti winning soul mr cobolli, what are you doing?
>win amazing point>lose points like a faggot next
THIS DOES NOT SLIP
Darwin Blanch would bootyblast these bums
two rally balls by zverev were out in that point lmaooo
most telegraphed dropshot ever
Wow zverev actually was brave on a point
How do you sayTHIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIPin german?
>>155056222Almost all modern sports (baseball, soccer, football, etc) are full of Freemason/Satanic numerology and symbolism.
I'm gonna throw up I'm so nervous
should have done a hand stand front forward flip to get that
Cmon big Z
IT SLIPPED
>>155056275kek
>>155056264Truly truly rigged.
>>155056264Even Cobolli and linereffs want Z to win but he's STILL resisting
It's forbidden to have the kine comes in whenever he wants
This might be the darkest day for tennis.Even darker than that day on 2019
This joke isn't funny anymore.
Please, God, I've never asked you for anything, but please don't let me enjoy Zverev's play.
CMON COBOLLI
tennis is in the fucking pitsthe #3 couldn't even beat some scrub pasta man convincingly
cobblestones is cemented hard, wont budge
which of these two deserves a slam less?
is he drinking piss?
how much better would zverev be if he wasnt disabled
He's sooooooooo tight. This feels like torture.
WE WANT A FIFTH
>>155056300It’s even worse. Fritz is in the top 10.
>>155056296I'VE SEEN THIS HAPPEN IN OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES
>>155056264No they werent
he's actually doing it (losing)
Why does Zverev have a cumstain on the front of his shirt
>you're welcome, Flavio.
>>155056303Just hand the slam trophy to the lesser Cerundolo at this point
who the fuck is roland garros anyway?
>>155056306Hate to say it, but Zver's at least the best German. Jabronolli is barely the fourth Italian.
>>155056306Diabetes is what gives him strengthHe's be even more /weakmind/ if he didn't have that as an excuse
This match gave me brain tumor
kwabbbbbbbbbbb
I’ve it’s going to set 5 it’s gg for Zverev his body is cooked
>>155056322Nigga's mum was a on a bed with three wheels when he was born
lmao its over
>>155055426I can't believe Djokovik didn't win this McTrophy
LMFAO
I want the Russian guy to win if feel bad for him if he loses again
PLEASEI CAN'T TAKE THIS CHOKERY
>>155056305Your piss shouldn't look like that
Fuck me it is so fucking over I can't believe how badly he has fucked this up
>double faultlmaoooooo
Didn’t Federer-Nadal matches used to go like 6 hours?
This is almost not funny
his shirt is all nasty
You are finished, old man. Give up now.
Has Zverev ever been the crowd favorite? At any tournament?Seems like the kind of guy his own family would root against
The greatest choke artist of al time. I apologize to all doubters. You were right.
>>155056340This but Sinner
>>155056340This match answering the ‘why doesn’t he retire?’ question
very nice dropshot
Now THIS is tennis!
COBOLLIGIZE
LOLOLOLOL
Lmao
>26:2 in TB>loses it to fucking Cobolli
SASHAPLEASE BROI'M ON MY KNEES BEGGING
zverev is literally our guy
?????????????????????????
absolutely state of that spastic
LMAOTHIS IS NOT SERIOUS
lol
>>155056355No, not on clay. Only once on wimb. And it's impossible now with the super tie break
CHOKEKINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Hahahahahahha holy shit this is incredible
PLEASE
HOLY KWABBOLI
italian humor
This is a disaster lmaooooo
it feels like they're both trying to lose kek
Clutchboly
These bitches are having a choke of lol
was that Dani Daniels?
I'm pirating this stream and I still want my money back.
i didnt buy enough pizza for this...
It's unironically over for Big Z
kwaboty
Zverlingz is already dead
JUST STOOD UP AND SHOUTED SARA PERCHE TI AMO
HAHAHAHAOLD MAN IS DONE
>Flavio Cobolli, Grand Slam Champion
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK THIS SHIT
gg
I'm really starting to think this may actually be worse than USO 2020
I FUCKING HATE THIS SPORT
he's gonna die there
GRAB THE POPCORN (AND AN AMBULANCE)
kinooooo
>>155056407i love how close the game is.a bad game ends 61 62 61
Gill-Sama, I kneel.
How come Zverev is already dead?
Kek complete dogshit of a match. Tennis left to shitters is hilarious.
Over for Zverev
Marion my beloved
THE CHOKE IS REAL
domestic violence is NOT ok
VAMOS (in Italian)
WE'RE SO BACK
What would be more humiliating for Z, losing the 5th set or Cobolli suddenly retiring with an injury?
This is the end...
Zverev never had the making of a grand slam winner.
Z is finished
RIP in Borscht Russia's Cowardly Aлeкcáндp Звépeв
Why is Zverlingz bouncing the ball 500x like he's prime djokobitch
>>155056426Of course it is, disgusting.
This is the endMy only friendThe end
zverlingz...
>>155056438yeah it looks like he will throw up at any time
why does he say Vamos kek
>>155056445FORZA
wait is he actually shouting vamos?
>no binner>no grug>strugle vs cobolli???? how weak is zverev generation
>>155056460That was bad because it had 2 theoretically top playersThis is a journeyman, a boy from the streets of Rome, fighting his hardest to take down the Titan of Teutonia.
He is a sick old man, gave his all for 10 years.You have no heart if you are rooting for the italian shitter.
The balls of cobolli on that drop shot...
and so it happened AGAIN
Fognini is his favorite player. I'll cope that way
>>155056437he brutally analysismogged everyone
>>155056469he trains in spain
My zverev friend has stopped replying to my text messages
WILL HE BE CHAMPION? OR CHOKER?
How do the live odds look?
It's Zverover
kwaboty status???
Is Zverev this weak mentally?
Cobolli couldn't do it without Arnaldi.
>>155056487kek
>>155056478Cobolli is Italian, vamos is an italian word.
forza? more like fartsa
>>155056469Vamos is international, even Sinner says it
>>155056504
djokovic would've ended tihs in the 3rd set
>>155056480Yea no wonder djoko got all these slams between 2019 and 2023The worse is medvedev
>>155056490hes not that handsome. hes just north italian physiognomy>>155056494>>155056469forza! sounds cringeeven sinner says it in German
Der ewige Verkacker
Can't buy a fucking you in this threadWill be reusing some of my best posts like the arnaldi bed joke in future
This can't be fucking happening zverevbros...
Djokovic vultured 12 Slams against this shit
>>155056512Farsa means farce
>>155056507Always has been. Pepperidge Farm remembers "DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES"
>>155056520BullshitBet the fucking house on Cobolli
The third set vanished.The fourth set followed.Cobolli was flying around the court like a man possessed. The crowd could sense another chapter being added to the Book of Zverev Tragedies. Commentators began discussing previous collapses. Twitter had the memes ready. Even Zverev fans were preparing emotionally for the inevitable.The fifth set begins.Something is different.Not in the score.In his eyesFor years Zverev had fought against pressure. Against expectations. Against memories. Against the curse.Now he looks exhausted.Not physically.Exhausted from being afraid.And for the first time in his life, he simply stops caring.At 2-2, Cobolli produces three ridiculous winners.Zverev doesn't react.At 3-3, he faces break point.He saves it with a 220 km/h ace.No fist pump.Just silence.The crowd begins to understand.This is not the same man.The old Zverev desperately wanted to win.This version has accepted losing and therefore become immune to it.At 5-5, they play the rally that future generations will memorize.Then Zverev unleashes a backhand down the line so absurd that physicists spend years studying it.Break point.One point later, he has the break.Serving at 6-5.The entire tennis world expects one final collapse.Ace.Unreturned serve.Ace.Championship pointThe stadium falls silent.Cobolli sends a deep return.A long rally develops.For a brief moment it looks as if destiny is preparing one final cruel twist.Then Zverev steps inside the baseline and detonates a forehand winner that lands directly on the line.Game.Set.Match.Roland Garros champion.He drops to the clay as ten years of frustration leave his body at once.The crowd sees a man winning his first Slam.History sees something else.The exact moment the curse died.Everything that followed—the confidence, the dominance, the twenty-six Grand Slam titles—was merely the aftershock of that final forehand.The match ended in Paris.The Zverev era began that same second.
yurosport stream is sharting its pants like zverev
>>155056531:3
>>155056320Sunscreen + sweat
>>155056485I give zero fucks about Cobolli but I just can't support a serve merchant
I thought it was going to be a cakewalk for Zverev. What's his problem?
we all like to make fun of zverev but non slam cazzies know cobolli is elite
>>155056480There's barely a Zverev generation. It's him, Meddy and the broken body of Thiem
What would you say to Zverev right now to help him win the fifth set?
whats up with cum stains on zverevs shirt
>>155056504Zverev still the fav
Why did he not go off court during the set break
Kwabolli to get broken early and zverev to nervously hold until the end
What is it about Zverev that makes it so fun to root for him to lose? He's just the eternal could have been He doesn't have that winner mentality
He's gassed and cramping there's no way he wins this
*ahem*informing you all that you are not allowed to say bad things about wta this month
>>155056553He"s a serve merchant + a based liner merchant. The most boring game of all time.+ italians deserve this desu.
>>155056564he doesnt care
If he ends up winning the match he is going to be called Coballsy
The PEEthiopian is my husbando
What's going through Zverev's mind right now?
>>155056564he's trying to shake off the nerves
>>155056583after 3 and half hours not that much
>still no first serve inShould be illegal
>>155056583>I LOVE COCK IN MY ASS
What's next on the eurocore sports calendar after RG?
winning in 4 would have been aura boosting, if he wins now it'll be 'oh he won but he needed 5 sets'
>>155056583Dunno about right now but in a couple hours it'll be a bullet
did thiem turn up purely to do mental damage to zverlingz?
>>155056583>I'm gonna lose i'm gonna lose i'm gonna lose i'm gonna lose i'm gonna lose
Flavio "second serve" Cobolli is back
>>155056583ist mir egal. es ist mir alles egal
>German flags think they still have moral grandstanding after dieselgate happenedYou're years too late for that
Weak final like the champions league ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ferrer would’ve won in 3
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>>155056583>How am I supposed to "Be free in your head" if I have this think of this quote?
>>155056610Little Z doesn't need anyone to do mental damage to him but himself
Canolli grunting like Alcaraz to mess with Zed's mind
>>155056601yea, they wont even put his name in the newspaper, hell just be "some guy who needed 5 sets"
What's funny is Grug and Binner are ugly as shit but play beautiful tennis, yet Cobolli and Zverev are beautiful men but play the ugliest fucking tennis I've ever seen
>>155056616kekgame would be settled if he had a first serve
who nutted on zev
>>155056566fuck you
>victory belongs to the most opinionatedfrench is weird
choking contest intensifies
alexa, play Sash(a) - Encore une kwab
>>155056703a dig at the swiss
have you been to choke francisco
