We are unironically going to win it and /sp/ is woefully unprepared.
>>155057300you are lucky that they diluted the group stage
Thinking about putting a cheeky £100 on Germany to win it.
Go back to where you came from and take your mystery meat "Germans" with you.
not after that performance against USA
>>155058115>>155058253>>155058262Hmmm yet I got dubs and you did not
>>155057300I did a random brackets predictor, you might want to get second in the group stage.
>>155058333Checked! But nah we would handily beat France
>>155057300>>155058311After Karl got injured I was like "its so over" but these digits pull me back inSCHLAAAAAND
Based Thomas Tuchel gloating about England
>>155057300>>155057300Let's be real, our squad is ass and full of mental midgets, and our manager is a retard. We're going home after the Ro16 - best case scenario. I wish it would end up different, but I just don't see itI am fairly optimistic about 2028, though, if there is an actual restart this time. Out with old trash like Sané, Neuer, Rüdiger, Groß, and in with Bischof, El Mala, Karl (this time for real). Give that team time to settle and we will do better
>vee ar unironisch konna vin it und schpie ist vowfully unbreepferdfuck off poopeater
>>155058333>Scots making it through the group stage
>>155058404Nah we are going to the quarters AT LEAST
>>155057300The Roland Garros? Yeah, I agree, good for you for winning
>>155058404>Let's be real, our squad is ass and full of mental midgets, and our manager is a retard. We're going home after the Ro16That's our thing! Stop stealing our thing!!
>>1550584528 3rd placed are getting in. There is a chance, Haiti is in their group.
>>155058333>Brazil loses to EnglandOkay, stop.We are bad; but I don't know if we are that bad.
>>155057300>Best Ice hockey player in the world>Best tennis player in the World >Best Basketball team in the World>Best MMA fighter in the WorldWe only missing the World Cup and then dominate everything
>>155061535Not pictured is also Argentina losing to Portugal. It could as easily be a BRA ARG semi.
no-one cares about wogball faggot, keep it in its containment genny
>>155061535Brasil played england in every title except 94 because england didnt qualify
>>155057300hans, beating us isnt some high bar to clearunless youre england, lol
>>155061591>>Best Ice hockey player in the worldcelebrini is canadian, thoughever
>>155058311
>>155058165just rip that shit already
>>155057300unironically think germany is being heavily underrated and they might beat france
>>155058311German-sama.... you win
If Gnabry and especially Karl weren't injured, probably Stach as well, I'd be quite optimistic. Oh, and if Neuer hadn't been nominated for no reason whatsoever apart from his "aura" ... wonder how far that got us the last two World CupsBy "optimistic", I don't mean winning the entire thing, but giving it a good run. But the way this shapes up, I think it will be another disappointment. The team isn't grooved in either
>>155062619Same. Put a tenner on them at 14/1
>>155057300Win what?
>>155057300Oh no
>>155062669lol Gnabry. Listen to yourself. Germany is so done. They will fall into obscurity and never win a major trophy ever again.
>>155057300Hans,I am BEYOND ready to see the huezilians shit and piss themselves in rage at seeing Germany's Five Stars Story happen before O HEXA.
>>155065449Gnabry came back from the dead this year and had a great season. Plus he can play all four attacking positions and is just generally a good lad who adds a lot of positivity to team dynamics.
>>155065729Incredibly based post. Truly the greatest frenemy we ever had. Im glad to have you next to me, France.
>>1550615357-1
>>155065889As much as I would love to see LA TROISÈME and then LA QUATRIÈME, I still want to see six-stars Germany before O HEXA only so we can witness the biblical amounts of brazilian seethe for years to come.Hoping for two in a rows by Germany for this exact reason.
>>155065920Honestly as long as Brazilians play like Europeans they should never win anything ever again. Id be fine with them collecting another title if it got me back to Dinho style footy but I dont think its coming back so fuck it. This should be a sport for the French, the Germans, the Italians and MAYBE the Spanish but nobody else should ever be allowed to win.
>>155057300And who's going to score the goals? Every year that passes you have a worse team.
>>155066179our squad is way better than it was in 2022and my neger Havertz will score all the goals
>>155066179The power of friendship of course
>>155066197Germs haven't scored a goal since Klose retired. Just give it a rest already. Your nigger squad isn't winning shit.
>>155066220>seething at usWhy
>>155066220we might not win anything this time but the squad is not nearly as bad as you’re making it out to be. we’re just carrying around a bit too much dead weight again due to Nagelsmann’s favouritism
>>155057300>>155058311>>155066200>>155066244>all these gets for positive posts Yeah we are winning it.
>>155066197Without Kroos you are much worse. Havertz isnt a goalscorer, he scored 6 goals this season.
>>155066244Struggling against a shit tier US squad even in an exhibition match is the lowest I've seen Germans be.
>>155066275>>155066276>they dont know
>>155066275we have Pavlovic who can slot in the Kroos role on the pitchKroos never was much of a factor off the pitch for usthe problem is our coach hasn't tried to find a players that pairs with him or could get familiar with him. two years wasted
>>155066283>Undervaluing the great Antonio.Comparing Pavlovic to Kroos is, as we say here, like comparing God to a gypsy.
>>155066386Whats the spanish stance on Cucurella btw?
>>155066398In what sense? Because of the handball in the Euro? He's a combative full-back,like Carvajal but on the left.
>>155066440I find him incredibly unlikable. Even before the handball. He just pisses me off, but thats probably the sideshow bob hair. Had the same problem with this Brazilian guy
>>155066453I like him even though he's from Barcelona. He wasn't given anything for free; he had to go to Eibar under Mendilibar and run like a demon. Then, he was signed to play in the Premier League, and the Anglosphere discovered him.
Over >our dead bodies
>>155066571>He was probably molested by EibarmanOkay Im sorry Cucu
>>155066599>Eibar is a very tough place
>>155066644I mean once a year Eibarman used to come over and statpad
>>155066650This guy fucks asses while eating an apple
>>155058333Both Netherlands and Belgium in quarter finals would be kino.
>>155058333France Midfield are ass desu
I'm rooting for Scotland because I feel like it. Not even Scottish.
>>155058420Look who's talking. Hint: It's a faggot and it's you.
>>155057300>>155058311i think kai is scoring the winner in the finals
>>155065945There is no "Dinho style footy". It literally skills and dribbling wich can fit any tactical system
>>155061591>MMA?? clue me in please
>>155068021Somehow you stopped fielding Dinhos thoughbeit
>>155068034>Ilia Topuria was born in Halle, GermanyThe best fighter in the World is German
>>155068051lol
This genuinely might be a worse Germany than the 2002 team. At least that one had Kahn, Ballack and Klose there's not a single world class player in this current side
You've already won about 10 world cups already sit the fuck down and let some other people have a chance you greedy cunts
>>155068098Ach, nein.
>>155068098Nö :^)
>>155068098>You've already won about 10 world cupsThe federal republic of germany, as a unified state, has only won 1 world cup
>>155068124West Germany is just Germany don't try and pretend like they're some plucky underdogs
>>155065945Dangerously based. >>155068084Nah, 2002 was more grim on an individual level BUT back then we were strongmind and had based Rudi as manager. Now we are weakmind and have onions Nager and his ego. Much, much more fragile.
>>155068139True but odd coming from someone with your flag since that used to be one of your favorite banter/cope lines
>>155068264I also consider Austria just Germany too m8 I'm not really a typical Brit, I've got full blown Germanoboo AIDS
>>155068280BasedI mean, yeah, Austrians are Germans. But they are a separate state, of course. Good for them, honestlyThe West Germany/Germany titles thing is such an obvious meme anyway, it's actually fun. Virtually impossible for anyone to take it seriously
>>155061535England is better than Brazil this year because of der Herr Harald Kahn desu
>>155057300Austria unironically has a better chance of winning the world cup than you.
>>155071327you elendiger knigger
>>1550583110wn3d the ausländer freakses kommt HEIM
