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Even though Cobolli lost. His stock just risen up in the post French Open rankings. Sinner still number 1
>my mum is still alive so I'm happyWhat the fuck is this guy on about
Cute speech
ethiopia do you believe the women/rothenberg?
>>155057800panic i think.
>>155057777I'm happy for Sasha Zverev :)
Why does Cobolli sound like a unfunny comedian?
>>155057777GIVE US THE REDDIT SALT MINE THREAD
>>155057777kek blessed zverev celebration
few hours from now zverev will be breaking mirra's hymen
>>155057809Jt are you my bf?
Z SaschaZ Mirra
Buck status?
>>155057777>7verevNice
Thiem 2020Medvedev 2021Zverev 2026Who's next
Lads, I'm crying right now.
>>155057771Pastabros how common is the Panatta surname in Italy? I only knew that name from the bodybuilding equipment
Let's not get pass the fact that even with 4 days of rest, Cobolli barely walk
Zverev is the fifth oldest first time Slam winner nowOnly, Andrés Gimeno, Andrés Gómez, Petr Korda and Goran Ivanišević were older winning their first Slam.None of them won more than one though.Let's see if Zverev can win more than one and become the oldest two times Slam winnerHe has 4 days now to get the media attention before everybody is talking about the World Cup in Germany
Tsitsipas must win now to end the choke
>>155057826fritz us open 2029
Obligatory
People think Zverev winning Roland Garros would be the culmination of his career.They're wrong.It would be the beginning.For years, every Grand Slam match came with ghosts. Every big point carried memories of previous heartbreaks. Every tournament brought the same question: "Can he finally do it?"Then Roland Garros happens.Five sets. Years of pressure. One trophy.The curse is over.Suddenly, Zverev no longer walks onto court trying to prove he belongs. He already knows he does. The nerves disappear. The hesitation disappears. The fear disappears.One Slam becomes two.Two becomes five.Five becomes ten.The tennis world keeps waiting for the old Zverev to return.He never does.Fans search for technical explanations, but the truth is simple: the player who was afraid of Grand Slams no longer exists.As the titles pile up, people begin looking back at all those painful losses differently. They stop seeing them as failures and start seeing them as the long road toward the moment everything changed.Eventually, the impossible happens.Twenty-six Grand Slam titles.The records are broken. The debates are over.And when people ask where it all started, the answer isn't Slam number 26.It's Roland Garros.Because the hardest Slam wasn't the last one.It was the first one.The other twenty-five only became possible after the curse was finally broken.
>>155057799Nolebros…
>>155057819I wish I had a friend
>>155057826crazy how all of them lost 3 and won 1
wow hes singing the anthem. good russian boy
I know he said he wouldn't cut his hair until he won a slam but win or lose he really should've considered how unpresentable he would be at the trophy ceremony
Zverev with the Golden Career Grand Slam by January 31st 2027.
>>155057804How should I know? Would it matter to you?
some cuties in broccolis box
>>155057854BLÜÜÜÜÜÜH IM GLAAANZE DIESES GLÜÜÜCKES!!!
Wheres Mama Zverev
I wish Zverev would beat the shit out of me and choke me while pounding my french bussy with his Big German Cock
Nigga can't even say "congratulate"Tried four times and failed four times
>>155057877That b really didn't have kids to not gain weight and rented out a womb
>>155057854SOVL
Not too unlikely the USO's draw falls apart as well and he wins it too.
Trophy held aloft webm?
>>155057890He's not used to winning he'll learn
>>155057886OMGGGG SAMEEEEEE :3c
correlations to you as well
>yeah this is the best slam we all love it hereThe whinging about the prize money has been completely forgotten
>>155057862Thiem had it worst.Finals against Nadal at the French and Djovak in Australian, hardest challenges possible.
>>155057877>How should I know?idk based on reading stuff about it, if you didi haven't but i'll catch up
unbelievable crowd, congruteletions to you as well. unbelievable what you have done today. unbelievable.
>>155057837Thanks brother
What happened to the >I don't careshtick?
I hope Rotheberg legitimately falls on a blade and dies
Theres a pretty girl in black hair behind Papa Zverev
>>155057945Yeah man right on
This mfer is STILL talking
Lindemann bros we can't stop winning, Alexa play "Ich tu dir weh"
>>155057702>>155057727>>155057773>>155057791>>155057803You are fucking retarded. It’s a commemoration of Panatta’s RG win in 1976. It’s been 50 years. He was there in 2016 as well.
Our hero
He fucking deserved it
>>155057921Would it matter to you if he did? Not saying it doesn't
>>155057955Eh. There's a genuine chance this is the only major of his career. Let him.
178cm 5ft10 twink Cobolli is never going to be in a Grand Slam Final again.
>>155057945He and 6 more million of them
cobolli not caring and just chatting with panatta
>>155057965Truly the new Murray
>>155057955Cut him some slack he's been writing this speech for like ten years
>>155057965>This universe is now canonGreat now we'll all get girlfriends, anything is possible :D
>>155057963Bro how are we supposed to know this?
>>155057972she fucking deserved it
We live in a post-Zverev world
>>155057972wait thats all? thats literally nothing
>>155057972>the mirror reflectionHOT
>>155057949Isn't that the /lit/ girl from earlier
>>155057972I mean, this looks shitty, but we aren't talking Rhianna or something like that either.
>>155057963Tell them bro, fuckers are always looking for conspiracies everywhere
>>155057978>lol so funny bros am i not an epic prankster?
Can't wait for bald Zverev in Halle
We've been through a lot, Zverbros. It's time to celebrate.
sure the level of tennis has been lower but this short break from sincaraz dominance has been fun
fuck you all for doubting Sasha with a C
>>155057963Does RG always do that for whoever won it 50 years ago? Was Sue Baker’s 1976 win commemorated after Mirra won?
>>155057965Wow he beat prime Sinneraz to win a Slam?!What a fucking GOD
>>155057972Bro gave she rough sex and this is what she gives in return? Rude me thinks
>>155058014I know you're joking but I was absolutely ecstatic when Sinner lost
>>155057999She also injected herself with his insulin while locked in the bathroom apparently
>>155057994By knowing things
It was an honor to shitpost with you faggots, but now it's time for the fifth star.World Cup starts on Thursday, see you again at the US Open :)
So, Messi won WC, now Zverev is a grand slam champion, what other /sp/ almost impossible things are happening next?
I need to know that girl in the black hair to the left of Nana Zverev during Sascha's speech. I think she's part of the entourage but shes fine af
>>155058029well I never said I like the guy
>>155057972tis but a scratch
>>155058017I don’t know if they always do it but it’s a common thing since RG has a rich history of athletes winning it
>>155058040It's me :)
>>155058039Arteta winning the PL with Arsenal.
>>155057822one of the redeeming features of this terrible slam (on the worst surface so it was always going to be crap). Ben (((Rothenberg))) on suicide watch after a Russian wins the women's title and his life's work, his constant diatribe against another Russian (who is technically German) all collapsing. I just hope he films when the rope goes around his neck and he jumps off the toilet seat.
>>155058038You not watching Wimbledon la?
>>155057972yes
>>155058039TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Da nu nafig" (дa нy нaфиг) is a Russian slang phrase expressing strong disbelief, rejection, or shock—roughly translating to "Yeah, right," "No way," or "Get out of here!"If something crazy happened or you need to vent, spill the details!Could you tell me:What exactly happened?Are you surprised or just annoyed by it?I can help you process it, translate it, or figure out what to do next.
*slam btw
>>155057972Bitch should be thanking him and get on her knees for this. I would.
>>155057999There's some more, but it's mostly just a 'passionate' relationship from both sides. Something only a jew like Rothenberg would use in order to propel his career.
>>155058039Its been a weird year of sports iwl:>Zverev winning>Arsenal winning the title>Knick on the verge of winning the basketball>McIlroy doing the impossible and retaining the Masters Its been the year of the impossible.
Z is gonna take Wimby too
Nur für mich bist du am LebenIch steck dir Orden ins GesichtDu bist mir ganz und gar ergebenDu liebst mich, denn ich lieb dich nichtDu blutest für mein SeelenheilEin kleiner Schnitt und du wirst geilDer Körper schon total entstelltEgal, erlaubt ist, was gefälltIch tu dir wehTut mir nicht leidDas tut dir gutHört, wie es schreitBei dir hab ich die Wahl der QualStacheldraht im HarnkanalLeg dein Fleisch in Salz und EiterErst stirbst du, doch dann lebst du weiterBisse, Tritte, harte SchlägeNadeln, Zangen, stumpfe SägeWünsch dir was, ich sag nicht neinUnd führ dir Nagetiere einIch tu dir wehTut mir nicht leidDas tut dir gutHört, wie es schreitIch tu dir wehTut mir nicht leidEs tut dir gutHört, wie es schreitDu bist das Schiff, ich der KapitänWohin soll denn die Reise gehen?Ich seh im Spiegel dein GesichtDu liebst mich, denn ich lieb dich nichtIch tu dir wehTut mir nicht leidDas tut dir gutHört, wie es schreitIch tu dir wehTut mir nicht leidDas tut dir gutHört, wie es schreitIch tu dir wehTut mir nicht leidEs tut dir gutHört, wie es schreit
Will he win some more or completely deflate like Thiem now?
>>155058032kek wtf that does literally nothing for her
>>155058056The case in NY with Sharypova never went to trial. The case in Germany ended in a ~$250k settlement with most of it going to charity iirc and no admission of guilt. We'll never know more most likely.
Sascha is a pretty intelligent guyI like him
>>155058090he doesnt even come close to beating sinner or alcaraz anymore
>>155058080yeh I don't think so. Sinner isn't going to mess up twice. I would also wager Djoko doing better, seeing as it isn't playing on a shit surface. Zvererv isn't getting anywhere near winning wimbledon.
>>155058077>Knick on the verge of winning the basketballI dunno if the Knicks are a surprise, but definitely Oklahoma losing was a huge upset, they were on their way to become the next "dynasty" how they call it.
>>155058107>blah blah blah
>>155058054No, I will be in the US for three weeks, watch two games and travel a little through some cities. The time difference is too much for me to enjoy my vacation and watch tennis
i dislike the european double kiss
I wanted zverev to win but i'm angry he played like such a bitch. He's played in the two worst slam finals of the century. It didn't have to be like that.
>>155058119Hit me up in bundes when ur in Chicago
>>155058119>travel a little through some citieswhy would you do that to yourself?
>>155058118zoomers have the attention span of a fly, they see some bottler finally win a GS on the worst surface in a slam that was complete garbage to boot and suddenly think "hey he won this shit slam, that means he will win on a different surface now even tho he has been shit at Wimbledon"
can never be taken away from him
>what does it mean to your familycome on genie you can do better than that
Zverev
>>155058119>missing sinner collapse AGAINcome on anon
>>155058162Genie is so cute!
>>15505811727 years without reaching the final and 53 without winning it, is a pretty big deal
>>155058119What cities are you visiting?
>>155058164Sinner is gonna collapse again in Bo5s. Maybe not at Wimbledon, but it’s gonna happen again.
Congratulations to Sasha Zerav
>>155058157You know you've made it as tennis player when you have W in the Grand Slam section etched in Wikipedia
>>155058193How did you find my Twitter profile
>>155058193>Franchkek
180cm 5'11 Carlos Alcaraz (confirmed by CelebHeights expert Editor Rob) with 178cm 5'10 Cobolli.
Calendar Golden Masters?
>>155058225>masterswho cares?
>>155058218Carlos is 183 cm just like Cobolli
>>155058236ThisThey aren't in the wikipedia info box
>>155058236There are 3 out of 9 in your retarded country, so you should care
>>155058040Stfu you simp. You're literally never going to interact with her.
Still think he would have lost without that faulty call by Dumusois
Italians big mad kek
>>155058236>>155058260Murray is remembered literally because of the Masters1000 he wonotherwise he would be on the same level as Wawrinka
Why does he look Mongolian here though
>60 years old Novak is still top10 in 2026The absolute state of tennis
>>155058038you will see shit world cup instead of grass season?couldn't be me.
>>155058289He’s Russian, that’s why
>>155058236never go full masters
>>155058107This was already like the fourth time Sinner has almost died to heat, and I remember at least two other times where he lost due to illnessNot like Wimbledon is known for heat though
>>155058292>still below shitz amazing
>>155058277there would have still been deuce if this call was correctthe incorrect one vs grug 2 years ago would have been a break for him, so things balance out somewhat
>>155058332>fourth time???It was the seventh
>>155058345that many times? shit that's bad.
>>155058288Moreso his Masters stat merely reflects a much longer, sustained period of elite competitiveness.
Bo3 is not real tennis.
>>155058366Exactly
>>155058277That's touching the line though.It's just that the edge of the line is covered by dirt, but you can still see it.
>>155058332>Not like Wimbledon is known for heat thoughstfu
>>155058372It’s mini-tennis, and yet some players manage to win more tournaments in this sport than other players. Woah.
>>155058364Yeah it’s hilarious
>>155058379Are you suggesting this is the real line? because i don't buy it
>>155058193Blud typed that thinking he was the next Eminem
>>155058410Why are you guys arguing over it?178cm 5ft10 Cobolli won the set anyway.Completely inconsequential.
https://x.com/fonsequism/status/2063676450008375742?s=20you really wanted this low iq dago to win a slam?
>>155058410Don't believe your lying eyeshttps://www.atptour.com/en/video/is-seeing-believing-electronic-line-calling-on-clay-explained
It's unironically harder to consistently dominate in bo3 format compared to bo5's as a good player. If you don't care about the results of pre 2-week format Masters, you're a faggot.
>82%elite
>>155058468Why yes. I always ingest highly poisonous decorative flowers
tik tok Jannik
Who can possibly stop Zverev from a career slam now?
>>155058550Wimbeldong
>>155058231In other, more important news: Adam Walton just won THE Texas Spine and Joint Men’s Championship
>>155058550THE Darderi Luciano
>>155058477Uh can we not with the homophobia?
>>155058550Korda on the way to his first of many wimblebongs
>>155058555The best to ever do it
>>15505855054 unforced errors say so, also h never faced a good player, also there is only one shit surface slam. Zverev is terrible on grass, he isn't much better on hard courts.
Can't wait for Alex's triumphant return parade in Hambur... Oh wait he """lives""" in Monte Carlo
>>155058468It was more fun when Z was chasing though. Thems were the days.
>>155058555Ilagan is an OG fixer. Once fell down grabbing his ankle while dominating in ITFs and started hopping on the wrong foot and lost the match quickly.
>>155058517He clearly spit them out and therefore didn't ingest them, moron
>>155058379Are you literally blind?
>>155058157>needing an Alcatrash-less French Open and early Sinner exit to win a slam>still needed 5 sets against some shitterThe next Del Potro. This is his first and last.
>>155058637Imagine paying 55% income tax for Abdoul, Khalid, Ranjeet and Blackrock when you and your family are in Germany like one week per year.
>>155058717The mark looks out. But it's in.https://streamable.com/0i20jf
If I knew Sinner playing Madrid meant he's gifting Zverev a Slam I'd never would've allowed it
cuckrev doesn’t deserve a slam win
>>155058771>blankcringe
>>155058849imagine not knowing >>154751353
Hope they get rid of ELC on clay. Mark checks are pure kino
>>155058987Fuck my ass
>>155058804Well, he has to pay income taxes in the country he wins his prize money anyways. So French taxes for his win today
>>155057777They were seething in the replies
In Madrid last year the ELC called this in. They use "Real Bounce" that uses cameras. Marks are deceiving.
>>155059173which is worse, 9:21 or 3:8?
>>155058761delpo was a monster, don't put them in the same sentence if he was born 10 years later he'd be on minimum 8 slams by now
What’s the weakest slam by opponent ELO?
>>155059324>What’s the weakest slam by opponent ELO?According to historical tennis data tracked by statistical models like Ultimate Tennis Statistics (which utilizes the Tennis Elo system to measure the caliber of opponents faced during a tournament run), the weakest Grand Slam title won by a member of the Big Three is Roger Federer’s 2006 Australian Open.
>>155059360First of all, delet this. Second, what if you include all slams not just those won by the big 3?
