NASCAR Cup at MichiganGreen flag: 3:20pm on Prime / 200 lapsCars to the rear (all for unapproved adjustments): Hamlin, Bell, Byron, Cindric, Jones, Berry>Streamshttps://dd12streams.com/nas2
First for Kyle "hey, nigger" Larson
>>155057892RIP NED AND FUCK RED DICK
>>155057892I can’t take short people seriously
tvpass is no more bros
>>1550578921h til green, imma do other shit.
>>155058185You aren’t gaming on one screen and nascaring on the other?
>>155058268>subjecting yourself to more Steve Lesharte than necessary.
Here's your Gen8, bro.
>>155057892Not to sound like a prime shill but this coverage has so much SOVL
>>155058395They're definitely better than Fox at least
>>155057892Time to debut my bubbajak o algo
Is this a filler race?
>>155058268Well, my pc is dead til i buy a new gpu, and phones cant multitask
>>155058395They are hands down the best broadcaster NASCAR has had in the last decade. Not to mention they have a partnership with FloRacing so they actually care about racing, especially at the grassroots level.
>>155058455>MichiganAlways has been; always will be.Still better than any Tilkeslop they want to put on the schedule.
>>155058455It shouldn't beMichigan is a historic track and it's the home race for US car companies but the prestige is fading because modern cars suck, Indycar left the track, general malaise of Michigan, etc.
>>155058443Gem absolutely saved
>>155058455To normies? Yeah. But it’s the fastest track and they always have good racing there.
>>155057892Based BAMF
grandstands look packed to the gills
So special to Truex in the Amazon pregame show at his home track
I hate that Suarez won since now they're gonna keep showing him like he's gonna win again.
>>155058494funny that the panel has a big ass bouncer next to them keeping the rednecks in check
Hi, lads. Nice to see y'all here, hope we have a good race today.
finally the normal start time
THEY PUT HAMLEL BACK TO THE REAR??? LMAO
>>155058458RIP, Brazilian bro.
Finally MTJ has come back to his home town track!?
>>155057892YES MUH GOD AND MUH AMERICA
MUH GOD!
>>155057892FUCK CANADA
Gud ebening frensFirst race watching without Kyle. Feels weird desu.
>muh God>muh Military>muh Country>muh Drivers>fuck OhioAMEN
Detroit is basically a third world country. So playing oh Canada kind of makes sense
>>155058680I'm pretty confident it's going to be a good one.
>canadian anthembut why
>michigan>leaf nuanthemit's one thing we have to acknowledge the country, but why do we have to do the faggot lyrics?
>muh god
>>155057892Rolling for how many laps it takes for Hamlin and Bell's cheated up yoders get to the top 4.
uuh is leafland now part of amerisrael or what
>>155058775Larson is QUIETLY sitting in 6th. I feel like he's done nothing all year
>>155058803Soon. Whenever they like it, or not.
>>155058800Based
We should sing all four verses of the Star-Spangled Banner at the next race with the Canadian anthem played first.
Practice speeds from yesterday, are we back?
USA USA USA
OH CANADA
>>155058800Won't take long it seems
>The crowd firing back with that loud AMENNot religious personally but that was kino as fuck imo
Why did the play the Canada anthem? Isn't Michigan an USA state?Also, Briscoe's balding is too fucking ugly, I'm worried if I'm going to have the same kind of balding too.
You leafs are alright by me.
>>155058831Still a long way to go to reach 2014 speeds again. Better than nothing though.
>>155058814It's been a Toyota kinda year. Don't think about it too much.
>>155058844Reminds me when somebody thought it was funny that nascar raced every week except Easter weekend and the response was "The prayers before the race aint for show brother."
very tempted to go to the store for a 6 pack and get toasty watching this and indy later
I think if you have a fast car and can cross the line in p1 you’re gonna have a solid chance to win this thing
LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE BRAVE
>>155058857agreed, how down bad are we if we're picking fights with our own hat
dale calling them out!?
>>155058803In sporting events near the nother border, we typically play both anthems. A courtesy we do not extend to nor extended to us by Mexico.
Video games and anime
Who should I cheer for /turnleft/?I know nothing about the drivers, but I like a guy who keeps cool under pressure, is unfazed by incidents and doesn't give a shit about who they're racing.
based hellebuyck
>>155058925
Can Bubba win?
>>155058930/turnleft/ is BAMF country
>>155058931Hasn't had to pay for a drink since February. True story.
>>155058930Me
>>155058844>Not religious personallyMe neither, but I do appreciate the invocation and anthem before a race. It's a nice little poke in the eye for the globalist atheist jews that are destroying everything that is good and right in the world.
>>155058930Chris Buescher
>>155058930SVG
>>15505892537 second lap times today. Keeping it on the lead lap is more feasible than usual.
Why is Michigan real?
>>155058930>guy who keeps cool under pressure>unfazed by incidents>doesn't give a shit about who they're racingRoot for the one and only man that fits on all of these.
>>155058896Honestly, we need to help each other more now than ever. We're both losing a pretty important fight.
>>155059007Who is this?
Which nascar driver deserves the documentary treatment? Who would you cast as them?(Besides Dale since he had that ESPN documentary)
>no bubba win>no bamf win>no yoders winIt's gonna be a good day.
>>155058930Just watch and research drivers and you’ll find yours. It all depends on your personality.
>>155058930William Clyde 'There's a camera, I'm walking the other way' Elliott Jr.
>>155059031the ceo of racism
>>155058930My method is to pick a car in the top 10 that has an easily identifiable livery that you like.
>>155059031
>>1550590434D chess
For your consideration, a NASCAR haiku. >Danica Patrick,>Starfish visible to eye, >One sniff then I goon
>>155058930There's only 1 answer next year
>>155059032Kulwicki would probably be an interesting one. I don't know know anything about actors desu.
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
>>155059005>Why is Michigan real?Just to remind us why life in the south is so great.
>Ned Jarrett is deadI didn’t even know he was still alive
Could you just lock the steering wheel into the angle of the track curve and floor it without looking?
>>155059031Kyle Larson, two time NASCAR champion and driver of the Hendrick Motorsports' blue and white #5. He's agressive and pretty talented, you may like him.
>Troox returning to broadcast at his home track.Nice.
>That packed crowdFuck yeah
>>155059032Unironically, Dick Trickle. Although it would probably make everyone want to an hero.
are you an ally?
Zilisch is cursed
>>155059127imagine sitting at a nascar track in 100 degree heat drinking beers, breathing in exhaust fumes, and sweating all day hnnnnnnnnnnng
how is Zilisch this washed early on in his career?
That Weathertech car looks good
zillzam
>Zillykwab
heh... my boy zilly... just needs more time...
funkytownbros...
If only he could've taken out the 11 and 20 right behind him.
>losing it on lap 1kwab
>>155059146Shitty cars
>>155059144did it last year in Las Vegas, it was awesome
>>155059098There was a Kulwicki documentary made about 20 years ago. It was some low-budget film that was funded almost entirely by his priest though so it became forgotten.
Zillybros...He hadn't got any luck since his full-time Cup debut.
>>155059171uhhhhh were we sitting next to each other?
>>155059175Well I know what I'm watching before Indy tonight.
>>155059177It's absolutely meme tier.He's clearly a good driver, but something always fucks him. This time I think it was him, though.
>>155059199if you were at the October race it looks like we were very near to each other
Best NASCAR vidya coming through
>Zillish again...
zilshit wasn't ready for cup why are his fans too pussy to admit that
>>155059213yep that's the onedo you remember seeing two australian guys wearing straw hats painted as the australian flag? they were in my row
RE-BOOGITY
>>155059202Good luck finding it
Could NASCAR and the racing world deal with 2 BAMF wins and 3 spire wins in a single season?
I have decided to cheer for Ross Chastain because I think he's cool and I like beer
Suck it Gibbs.
>>155059224There was nothing left for him to do in Orly.He needs to learn the Cup car and the only way to do it is to run races in it.Related, Layne Riggs and Corey Day are going to have a nasty year in Cup next year too.
BRUH
bad day for connor
>>155057892KWAB
Suarez's replacement btw.
>zilchish
>>155059224It's like NFL QBs. There 32 spots, but there's not 32 NFL caliber QBs out there. 36 charters have to be filled, but there's not 36 cup caliber drivers
torture city
Got here late. Amigos and Spirebros, what's the outlook?>zilly
KWAB
>Zilly againPARK HIM
88bros...
HUMILIATION RITUAL
Should Connor be sent back to Miatas?
What ethnicity / ancestry makes the best NASCAR drivers?
>>155059127>>155059144Michigan is kino because it has 9000 campsites at the facility. Its a giant weekend long party.ZILSHIT KEK
>>155059256He also smashes a watermelon when he wins, so that's fun.
Relegate zilly to ARCA
>>155059294He parked himself quite well already
>>155059308Scotch-Irish American
What the fuck?! 00 car, I miss you
This shit ain't sad anymore, it has just became funny now.
Just got home and excited to watch my trackhouse boys. Have i missed anything noteworthy?
That 88 guy fucking sucks, is he the lance stroll of nascar?
Genuinely, how did he not save that?That looked like fucking Danica Patrick spinning.
>>155059229I do not unfortunately, I went to the xfinity and cup races (wish I could've gone to truggs but the group I was with couldn't get there that early on Friday)
Favorite Ned Jarrett calls?https://m.youtube.com/shorts/YKr_JOlO7N4?ra=m
Try again next week
ziller the thriller still has a chance to win
>He did it again...
>>155059342No, he's actually an extremely good driver. He has just been getting fucked since he moved to Cup full time.
I didn't see either wreck. Was Zilly just fucking shitting around by himself. No one else hit him?
>>155058663A rain delivered victory, isnt a victory.
Zilisch is flushed. What a reality check for the kid.
>>155059342Did Lance Stroll win 12 F2 races in one season?
What is Zilisch's secret?
>>155059342He's whoever dominated F2 and then had a horrible rookie year in F1
>>155059394Daddy's money and connections to get him the most cheated up car in the Busch series.
>>155059371Why is he Heisenberg now?
Bad rookie years like this used to be extremely common in nascar. Kid will be fine, this car is just a huge adjustment for him
>>155059377He got aero loose driving on the outside of a car the first time. Second time it just got away from him it seems.
>>155059394Daddy's money and a fake story about Kevin Harvick "discovering" him.
>>155059414Meth's a helluva drug...
I'd love to take that Corvette around that track at full speed
>>155059377Fraid so. His ego has coped a flogging this year.
>>155059342>is he the lance stroll of nascarNo. He is a pretty good driver and anyone that had seen his dominant season at the former Xfinity Series knows that, the problem is that he still hadn't got the same success on the Cup, even though it is his first full-time season.>>155059308Apparently Ralph Earnhardt (Dale's father) had german ancestry. Maybe there are more other drivers on NASCAR history that were from german-american origins.
>>155059347I really lucked out because I flew there on Sunday and wasn't supposed to get in until maybe the start of the race but my connection through Phoenix got diverted directly to Vegas and enough of us were flying there anyways that they let us off so I landed like 4 hours early and got to see all the pregame stuff.
>>155059399De Vries then
>>155059308The rich ones, preferably a business owner so you can sponsor yourself and write off all your expenses or for your son. Whether its dirt track, motocross, snocross, etc that is usually the typical set up, sometimes there will be some poors somehow managing it with far worse equipment and obviously terrible with money bc motosports will keep you poor if you are poor. t. cousins are modified dirt track racers, I raced motocross and snocross.
Race is over, clean air man is in the lead.
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
>>155057892Give the twink Zilisch some time. He’ll learn or get in a better car. And next year his boyfriend will probably be in the cup series and he’ll be more comfortable
>brought a lot of sex to JR Motorsports
>>155059502Is he the new Michael Waltrip?
i would also spin myself out early to talk to kim desu
Did you forget about me already /turnleft/?
>>155059545Why didn't they just cure him? Were his doctors stupid?
>cars over 200 going into turn 1fgm
What was the best Michigan race?
>know nothing about drivers>know nothing about teams>root for the cars you think look coollet's go 9, 19, 21, or 23
>>155059545subconsciously i still think he's somewhere around mid pack, it hits me at the end of the race when i don't see his name in the results
>>155059580That IROC race where Jr and Sr banged doors to the finish
>>1550595801999 IROC JR and SR photo finish. IROC races were so fucking kino. I was a kid and I saw them cars and was like man that car is the future of racing, not these fucking gay cars we have now.
>>155059545>Richard Childress does a press conference to talk specifically about Kyle>no one asks him anything>only 1 (one) mention this week on Door Bumper Clear>no mentions on Ask Jr this weekcrazy how the industry is trying to just bury this and move on, when Dale got so many tributes, makes me wonder if this is some shady NASCAR Doctor shit, or if we as a society are just so mind-numbed from COVIDbrain that we just push on like psychopaths
>>155059580any of the handford era cart races, the '95 race was also kino
>>155059563I think he was just stubborn and never really got checked out for real because he thought he'd just get over it. Don't be pig headed anons. Get your shit checked out if you're feeling bad. Even if you don't have any money just do the mexican and black thing and go to the ER. They have to treat you.
>#45>#54Can't be more rigged than this.
>>155059661I think it's getting swept under the rug because if there was any fault assigned to his death it is prob 99.9% his own.
>>15505958517, 24, 38, 47
>>155059580Bubba vs Kyle Busch in a truck race like 10 years ago
A bunch of mother fuckers on /pw/ need cobenfy
>>155059661the industry is just being polite, multiple drivers at Dover were apparently telling him to get that shit checked because he was hacking up everywhere
>autism randomly falling after gaining a billion spots
>badyear
>>155059722including tony KWABOTY khan
There weren't that many blacks freely moving around Tennessee in 1948
>>155059675This is literally me. Have great insurance and everything. Wife and kids always tell me to go get checkups, but i hate doctors. I don't care to be honest. If i die, i die. Who wants to live to 80+ anyways?
>>155059580the white race in the 1900s when they built good cars
>>155059746He'd be at the front of the line for sure
how is hocevar saving so much more fuel?
>>155059759your wife and children might want you to live to 80i don't go either but i have no one to live for so it's ok that i do it
>>155059545Nope
>>155059759Well anon at least get checked out until your kids can take care of themselves. After that you can die.
>>155059759The last time I went to the doctor was when I had a kidney stone. I thought I was fucking dying.
what happened to Track House racing?
Just cracked open another beer lads
>>155059466>Earnhardt>apparently had German ancestryYou don't fucking say.
>>155059759If this is real and not a larp, please take care of yourself for them. Losing a parent will fuck you up for life, trust me I know. Your kids deserve better.
What could a normal person even do with it if they won the nascar from the Anduril giveaway?
>>155059811Also got some cold onesKANPAI~
>>155059810Motivation in the race shop is at an all time low with Pitbull gone.
>>155059821Is there any kind of local short track class that would allow it to race?
>>155059821Stick a stolen VIN tag on it and go to prison when you try to sell it.
>>155059811>>155059824I wanna join in... 4pm is kinda early though.
>>155059778Lead shot in a hidden compartment. You dump it when on track.
>>155059810It's basically a black hole. Chastain is a sycophant for Marks and thinks he does no wrong, Zilisch doesn't know shit about cars, and Shane doesn't care as long as he wins road courses.
>>155059661His death was totally preventable, he got too macho and tried to power through it nobody wants to say that quiet part out of respect and privacy to his family. His wife put a message out thanking everyone. I'm sure the racing community is helping them out massively, not every act of kindness has to be published to social media. Richard also said give Brexton space and let him be a kid, do not put pressure on him like everyone did to Dale Jr.
>>155059821my closest sunoco sells 94, i-is that enough octane?
>>155059856It's a Sunday so it's allowed.
>>155059786Sure, that's up to them. They all use the hell out of the insurance.>>155059788Both are early 20s doing their own thing. Once they are 26 gotta take em off the plan though and they need to get their own.>>155059808Drink lots of water man.>>155059820They will probably be in their 40s by the time i go. If they were younger, I'd reconsider.I hate stages in Nascar. They have to go.
>>155059875did marks rape your butthole or some shit
>>155059842Maybe some of those 50 car "run what ya brung" races or open class drag racing
>>155059913He's raping his team's instead.
>>155059893Sunoco Green E15 is 98 octane.
Danielle Trotta rubbing my feet with a nice pot roast in the crock pot as I get home from a hard day at work.
>>155059940isn't E15 just poison?
>>1550598564pm is alright. Or just wait another stage and have some for the final stage and Indy. Not going to join on Indy today as it is way to late for me.
Can bamf really beat the Yodas? Don't give me false hope
>>155059953It's 15% ethanol.(It is legal for fuel to contain up to 10% ethanol without disclosure.)
>>155060005Anything is possible
This is the car I was promised as a kid. what went wrong?
Did Danica show Bubba the butthole?
>>155059810Marks is sabotaging Zilly's cars, because Zilly to Hendrick 48 is basically a done deal
>>155060015but isn't the engine supposed to be designed to take more than 10% and most aren't?
>>155060038She’s popping Zilisch’s cherry rn
>>155060036Ford should have bought the Pontiac name
Why the fuck is Bubba that high
>>155060038Danica is racist and doesn't bless the blacks with her stink hole.
>Crowd going apeshit for a BAMF passBased and kino
>>155060085That's all negros know
>bread
>anduril
>bread kwabski
Need someone to wreck the 77, 54, 23, 9, 5, 35, 45, 42, 3, 20, 24, 47, 41, 48, 1, 33, and 97>breadAt his hometown track...
>>155059661>crazy how the industry is trying to just bury this and move onThey literally have a moment of silence for every lap 8 for the rest of the season.
>>155060071GM made a deal for the Pontiac Solstice to continue being built as a Delorean and the nigger administration blocked it.
>>155059308Nearly all of the best NASCAR drivers are a mix of English, Scottish, and Scots-Irish.
It's no longer called the Pepsi 400?
>>155060142can we have a moment of silence on turnleft/ for lap 88
>>1550601532009 to 2017 will be looked back on as the worst years in this nation's history
>>155060169....svg bros
>>155060173What's Pepsi?
Anyone else having the sound cut out on amazon primate?
Damn big contact on pit road
What the fuck is Gibb's problem?
hopefully that's enough to kill dibb's car
>>155060188>not 2020-2022 during the coof years????
>>155060213They helped Big Bill France pay for Daytona.
>>155060153>DeLorean? I wonder what they're doing nowjfc
I love when gibbs starts seething
>>155060216No, but Ziggo switched to Dutch after stage 1 and there isn't a settings button to change it to English.
>>155060236I'd take another slight cough over blacks and fags being allowed to infiltrate everything good in the world
>>155060233God, listening to him cry about it make me feel better about hating him.
what the fuck is derpst doing in the top 5
Hey, look at that. Elliot did a thing.
Clyde proving to Rick that he's still the superior racist.
>>155057892Imagine living with the last name ALLMENDINGER
AJ "I GAVE HER" ALLMYDINGER
>AllmendongerBADYEAR
I love when Dinger malds
>allmenkwaber
>dinger
this track has the most boring crashes.
>>155060414https://youtu.be/q2jzwZSBEUo?si=fKZ0hUAteupfKe-k
who's the least racist driver?
Which drivers have had sex with Michael Waltrip?
>>155060492Hocevar
BASED JUAN
BIG JUANREDDICK AND HAMLIN OUT
JUAN
>juan>reddit destroyed
HELL YEAH
>>155057892YES FUCK REDDICK FUCK DENNY
>>155060414>>155060448KEKKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEK A restart big oneREDDIT BTFO
BEEEEEEEEEEG JUAN
>>155060461Prob Reddick. Doesn't his wife got some black or brown in her? She's not 100% white I know that.
Why, hello there, gentlemen.
BIG JUAN
TOTAL TOYOTA DEATH
I wanted to see another Reddick win though..
FUCK HOCEVAR
based BAMF
>denny is fineok this race is still based
Is Bowman driving with a big dildo up his ass for faggot month?
Yoders and their round bumpers lol
bamf did literally nothing wrong
>Spire guy wagging his finger
lol Hocevar did that on purpose
lol at yodersbitch ass mofo is a fag though
>>155057892What race is this?
I blame Gibbs for stacking everyone up.
Wait, that got Gibbs, Reddick, Bubba and Denny?Thanks, Hocivar.
>>155057892BASED HOVERCAR
The wreck causer is Larson for falling asleep at the restart. BAMF DID NOTHING WRONG
I was unsure before, but now I'm certain. Bubba might kill Hocevar at the end of this season
rubbin's racin?
the dente giveth, the dente taketh away
Larson got real lucky here. Usually he is a casualty in these scenarios.
The 5 didn't go. He accordioned the field
>>155060557He was a centimeter away from clipping Lell.
bamf dindu nuffin, it was just the good ole accordion effect
Did Hendrick do that on purpose?
>>155060593He's going to need to go get a ladder first.
>>155060590Shunts him, instantly moves to his left lol
>>155060607
Do you think Reddick got a concussion from that?
>>155060630Nah the yoders forgot they got their power cheats on. It is all those chevys got under legal circumstances
How does this help Ross' chance of a win?
>>155060659Hoping it messed up his inner ear like Bowman
Did Hamlin get much damage?
Absolute worst part about Kyle's death is that Bobby Hill is now a full-time Cup driver. He's dogshit
>>155060670Ahh, that explains it lol
Next week gonna be likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmehHnfX6dQ
>>155060593
>>155057892Manlet rage
kek
>>155060688It could've been Jesse Love but Zone tobacco thought he was too babyfaced to convincingly shill their product.
>>155060688
BAMF did nothing wrong
>barely any green againFucking shitters.
>breadat his hometown track...
Welp. Fuck my 36 for 36. Thanks Brad
the fire keepers are not keeping on this day
How do we fix Michigan?
>breadits over
>bread>>155060692Look they pushed those chevys again
Bread needs to stop letting these shitters take him out.
ARCA levels of shittering, crashing and cawshuns.
autism diloon seethe
>>155057892you ain’t the real 3 put the gun in your mouth
We might overlap Indy at this rate
>>155060782lol i had reddick
Is this race the great filter?
>>155060791back to gen 4 cars. This car is ass. The other choice to up the banking so its not a single file parade
Poppop is mad.
>>155060843>The other choice to up the banking so its not a single file paradeWouldn't it just become a pseudo plate race like Atlanta
>>155060782>>155060831:)
Why does Andrul have to appeal to the common consumer? Don't the sell shit to the US Army?
>>155060862What did he mean by this?
>>155060881Yeah it’s all a data collection psyop. Please don’t enter to win that car.
Hocevar and Suarez need to work together
see ya bubbles
>>155060899I went and read the official rules to see what was going on. You can choose the car or $250,000. You have to pay taxes on either, so unless you're already flush with cash, you will be taking that $250,000 cash money.
>>155060871Good for you
What a fucking save by BAMF
Larson teaching him how to be a true racist.
>the yoders are so cheated up that Riley Goddamn Herbst is in the top 5
that's how you ride the dente
>>155060911There you got the teamplay
Close call
lol they aint giving hovercar shit
>Reddick's coughing.Uh oh.
>>155060986Please Kryle take him next
What the fuck is a dente and how does one ride it?
Great racing, nice save. It's finally getting good.
Video games and anime top 30
>>155061008https://youtu.be/xXPuHepg3WU
>>155061021underage detected
>>155061021Why is Briscoe back there with him? Did I miss something?
>>155061008>top yoders are out or way back>racing finally gets goodmakes me thinking
>Droven
>>155061021Anime top 16 too
>>155057892Now this is pod racing
>Booba
Erik Jones
>jones P2 out of nowhere>suarez P3the fuck they got this pace
>>155060870MIS currently has 18 degree banking. Atlanta has 28 degrees. picking a midpoint like 22-24 degrees but really its these shit cars and that underbody aero created ungodly amounts of dirty air.
Is spire the 3rd best team now? (If we're counting toyota as one entity)
Was that Great Value Iron Maiden?
reminder that legacy does not have access to the cheatin' set ups that jgr and 23xi use
>>155061138we need a new car
>>155061138Why not just go to Rockingham, which already has banking in that range?
>>155061129>>155061179Jimmie took some cars to japan for some event in the offseason with Akio Toyota. Might be getting more support.
someone put that Mexishit in the wall, please.
Who is the Connor Zilisch of Nacar?
Danielle Trotta post race armpit.
>BAMF loses 6 spots in pitwhat else is new
put denny in the goddamn wall
bubba is rage quitting lmao
>Another Hamlin win brewing
>>155061328Do you expect anything else from Nascar's best driver?
Morning lads,Had to work a bit but I'm here to get the last quarter. Is there no stages for this race or are we on the final one already?
>>155061363>Is there no stages for this raceIf only. It's the last stage
>>155061363We’re on the final one.
reminder
>>155061363just started stage 3
SVG back in a tractor this week :(But he's outpacing 2 gibbs cars :)
>>155061370>>155061373>>155061384Appreciate it, shame my boy SVG still needs to figure out the qualies. But I see he's moving up slowly but surely.
Why haven't we had a caution yet?
NOOO ZANE>badyear
>>155061407You spoke it into existence
>58 to goCould anyone try to stretch fuel to the end from here?
>>155061407There you got it
>>155061407you killed the aaron's dream machine, are you happy now?
>Badyear
>>155061416hocevar was gettting an extra 1 mpg>its another single file racing watching cars run out of fuel on the last 5 laps race just like last yearGay
All these shitters who got 2 tires are gonna juan
>>155061460They are gambling on another juan
two tires on a badyear day is peak retardation
>>155061378
CAM ON YELEY
>Smell>SmelliottGood
>lelliot and lell
caution breed cautions....
Fuck
>>155061482the buschbros sure loved speed
That was a hard hit
Holy FUCK that was a hard impact
Well, I knew it wasn't going to last, but damn.
>>155057892I wish they would’ve started fighting instead of hugging each other like fags
that was a big whack
This will be a fantastic points day for certified /turnleft/ racist Dennis Hamlin.
>Bell's rear window falling in after a fire ignites underneathWhat the fuck?
The way the 9 looked going to the inside wall, I thought chess might have been unconscious or something. Guess it was just too destroyed to do anything.
>caved the windshield inholy fuck
Red flag kino
Well..just fuck my fantasy pic in the arse.
Bookmark this race because one (or both) of these guys will probably never win again after this.
dale died for this
Time for a 20-minute red flag.
Brutal impact, can't believe these guys can just climb out and walk away from that
RED FLAG LMAO
Both of em would be dead 25 years ago
Did his front right fail? I have music on so didn't hear if they said.
That shot looks real cool
Hardest wall smack I've seen in a long time.
Time for a fap. Anybody wanna join?
Ameritards can't drive for shit.
>>155061642>You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker
chastain might have a shot now
>>155061630replay looked like is rear got loose and he tried to correct it and hit the fella next to him
>>155061630I thought the same thing, but it looks like he just got slightly loose. It doesn't take much at 200mph
>>155061653Better than SVG
>>155061680*turns right in yuo're path*
that was nasty AFalso chez got some bad air turbulence
They flew that welder all the way from Florida?
>>155061657Don't have the pace. Mind you he was 3rd quickest in practice over 20 lap average..
>>155061642A good promo image for Chevy.
>>155061680[x]Doubt
>>155061692
Larson to wreck Denny will top this day off. Please let it happen.
>>155061739Heh nice
>>155061735RIP wall
>>155061668>>155061678The way the front just snapped. Yikes
>>155061760And that’s on periodt
>>155061751They're basically best friends now. If anything, they'll team up to wreck Bitchass Motherfucker just like how Dennis and Chass did the same when Chastain was relevant a few years back.
That bent antenna is gonna be good for half a mile per hour.
wonder if that welder gets paid the same rate if he doesn't have to weld anything or some addendum in his contract kicks in and he's just making fucking bank right now.
cawshuns aside this race has been pretty exciting when green
>>155061781>just making fucking bank right nowWhat's making bank in Murica, $30hr?
>>155061814depends entirely on where you live
chase elliott is the human form of those little white dogs with the black shit in their eye
>>155061814under $30/hr is basically the poverty line. needs to make over $50/hr non union welding you will be likely to be over $35/hr
Who will be the next caution?
back to yellow
>>155061915Bubba
>>155061814If that guy travels to all the NASCAR races and that is his sole job, he's easily doing $120,000+ a year. Which isn't "killing" it, but a respectable salary. I don't know if NASCAR has one dude or tracks not owned by NASCAR has different dudes. Not really sure how that works.
Today might be your lucky day>>155059256
>commercial free
>>155061915rolling
>>155061915BAMF taking out Hamlin
>>155061789first nascar race i've watched in like twenty years. indy 500 this year got me waking up on sundays looking for races
Chastain vs Suarez cinema
>>155061956Fuck yeah
SHITTING CONTINUES
He will fuck up
>shitters
A BIG JUAN!
BIG JUANThis race got real entertaining since Stage 2
Anyone keeping count of the yellows?
>>155061863>that tabasco carwhy do so many cars look like dogshit now. do they just hire their cousin who knows photoshop instead of actual design professionals?
Has this always been the case at Michigan? One little airflow change and you're fucking done?
>>155061982I skipped everything between 2003 and late 2023, welcome back.
ANOTHER BEEG JUAN
Couldn't find my old Michigan race program, but I found pic related. Didn't even remember I had this.>Another Juan These shitters, kek!
this is the second time in the Next Gen car that the driver's area has been compromised compared to ZERO times all through NASCAR's 76 year historywhat do we do here? when do drivers start to say things?
>>155062025probably have some diversity quota so they hire jeets and women to do that shit
>Steamy Shithouse Jr
>>155062021
>>155062025I assume the sponsors have to okay it in the end. Which if you're a pro in whatever field you're in and a client has to okay something, you know 9/10 they're going to fuck it up in some way. But the bigger teams employ graphic dudes. Smaller teams prob just outsource it to someone on fivrr.
>>155062026its this fucking gay ass car. at least 4 more years with these shitboxes
>>155062026Michigan is weird. It's bigger than an intermediate, but smaller than the super speedways. It doesn't really race like either
>>155062032>display until 3/1/01
>>155062042That all happened during the Obama years. 2009-2017 is the worst period of American History
Amerishits can't drive for shit!
>>155062025I could do better than what's on these shitboxes with a box of crayons.
>>155062027thanks, y-you too
The race is so close to finish can't they just end it and give Suarez the win?
Bring back real race cars.
Yeley is on the lead lap in 21st simply because he hasn't been in any wrecks.NY Racing has never finished better than 20th.
>>155062133NY Racing's owner is a black guy with the last name (((Cohen))). Not even sure how that happens unless he changed his own last name.
Dennis is sadly going to devour Amigo.
I kinda want that jones boy to win
>>155062131>silver bulletbeautiful
Fuck off with these Toyotas.
>spire fighting too hard and give it to hamlinle sigh
Suarez was taking a siesta
what the fuck was that run by hamlin. Ive never seen anything like that
Bell's debris hitting Larson's roof fucked his aero up. so unlucky
Danny Hamlin is the Arsenal of NASCAR
Whats the point of even having qualifying if a Toyota is just going to win from the back of the field anyway. This shit is almost worse them Palou in indycar.
>>155062182Activated the cheats at the right time
>Chokevaur
Are you seriously going to tell me those Toyotas aren't cheated up all to fuck?
Hes aiight, just a kiss on the wall
>Larshit
I mean if half the field wipes each other out then of course the Toyota will win.
Denny activated cheat mode.
I'm so sick of cheating Yoders...
The cheat is up, and the beaner cost his teamate points.Fuck Carlos Slim and his drug dealer friends
So we all agree part of the 23XI settlement with nascar was letting them cheat the cars up so Denny can get a title win right? (I know hes technically Gibbs but its his team and thus his car has that shit too.)
losers just let dennis get by and ease to another win
>>155062247guys who don't lead too much tend to do thatdennis just lets them fight and waste up their racecar
I'm not fond of Bubb Wallace.
>>155062247he was moving like 10 mph faster coming out of the corner. It was ridiculous.
>>155062267and they're fucking teammates too
>>155062242i wouldnt be surprised since toyoda is known for pulling this shit, and BoP exists because of toyota.
>>155062229Most of the cars involved in that crash were Toyotas...
>suddenly the race got boring
byron must be low on fuel
>>155062311There will be another caution and then leaders wreck on the restart
Wtf happened to Chastain?
>>155062242>>155062298100% It's full mask off at this point.
hopefully hamlel blows a tire
>>155062324>inb4 suarez amd bamf take each other out
>>155062327he's driving a crap chevy, he fadedIf only Jones could get up front
>>155062327Took 2 tires to gain positionsSank like a rock afterwards
>>155062311>2311kek
>>155062347legacy isnt part of toyoda circlejerk
When will we admit that Hamlin is just a better driver right now
>>155057892This is a nightmare scenario
>all of that chaos for another hamlinwinslol episodeGoddamn it.
>>155062365over my dead body
Denny is gonna let Bubba pass while holding his fist up and saying black lives matter and everyone will clap.
What will our cope be if Bubba wins? Mine will be that the columbia logo looks like a swastika.
Ware and Yeley, it's your time to shine
>>155062365he is the best driver in cup and his best strength lies in making other people fuck up
>>155062365Other guys can beat him on raw lap time, but his racecraft and decision making is the best. Unless he's trying to win the championship at the end of the year.
manifesting a fuel milage finish where the yoders run out
>>155062431Don't they all basically have the same fuel mileage?
>BAMF podium Ill take it
um…arent these called “stock” cars?how is denny hamlins car gaining almost a tenth of a second on everyone PER SECONDis he just allowed to have a bigger engine?
They said it
How are Jr. talking about Denny having a mud car that's bad on restarts when he just went from 4th to 1st like he wad shot out of a cannon and now has a 9 second lead. God, he's such a fucking faggot.
suarez bros....
SAVE ME CARSON HOCEVAR
Erik Jones is about to pass bitchass for 2nd
Imagine if Denny pulls out the #18 flag and says "I tied your favorite driver" just imagine the heat and boos he'd get
>>155062396having a good looking car is a performance enhancer
Need a caution right now
>>155057892Please Kryle stop this
I get it that Honda cheater ganassi will also cheat another poo loo victory at gayeway too.Since indycar got fucked too.
>>155062452Sorry, bro
>>155062452......bamf bros
>>155062467He's getting more air into the engine or some kind of tricky aero or something. The gap from 1st to 2nd is the same as 2nd to 13th. Something is fucky.
CAM ON JONESBOI
bamfbros...
Spindric could've saved us.
>legally cheatin yoders 1-2-3classic story by now
Dennis Allen Penis Hamlin
Belt to ass.
booooooooooooooooooooooooooo
boooo
Boooooooooo!Faggot driver is a faggot car with a faggot livery.
>great race, shit endinga tale as old as time
>>155062530More like fingers up the ass
>>155062518....he got passed by larson on the last corner too
cheated up garbage, indy will be the same.
Starting to think that 11 is cheated up..
>>155062481You got the flag part right
>>155062536Yeah, so much this. And I stay up to watch this cheating shit.
>>155062545>indy will be the same.God, I hope not. Hopefully someone will Juan Palou so we can have a good race.
That flag looks stupid. Use the actual 18 you fucking morons, the number he got his most wins and championships in?? It'd be like using the 88 instead of the 8 if Jr died.
crowd better boo him like they booed jeff gordon at talladega when he passed earnhardt
>>155062482Then how does Denny keep winning in an ugly one?
I'm so fucking sick of wasting hours of my life watching just so the same few cheated up cars can always win. See everyone next week.
GUYSERIK JONES 2ND!!!!!!!111!!!!!!
>offer more support to teams with direct engine building instead of third party engine building>design the front end of the car around a unique suspension system>waaaaaa they're cheatingFord and Chevy just need to get good instead of half arsing it. Embarrassing that the two biggest American motor companies can be beaten by the japs in the biggest American race series.
>>155062481W-what if he pissed on the flag while saying it..
wtf why are the stands full? Usually they look grim? is michigan based?
THREE FUCKING YODERS ON THE TOP 3. They don't even try to hide that this is rigged.Onto Pocono. See y'all next weekend.
Reddick championship or Hamlin championship? You have to chose one.
>>155062530another upset to add to my collection
>>155062553What a fucking faggot
>>155062572he uses actual performance enhancers, not psychological ones
I was hoping the flag would get yanked into the wheel well.
>>155062583Reddick winning a championship is just a meme, Chokey Hamlin winning a championship is forever
>>155062559Well, we are glad to have you ITT. Sorry the Japanese are ruining racing.
>>155062580Michigan only has 50,000 seats.
>>155062576Who?
>going to the back of the field otherwise it's too boring Denny just like me playing video games.
Reddick lost a lot of ground
>>155062583hamlel, retards are already putting him above mark martin as the best to never win a title purely because of padded stats
>>155062626Has Zilisch missed any races or is it actually that bad?
>>155062626Bleanis and Leliot looking pretty good.
>>155062626Zilisch is only 17 points in front of Cody Ware.Even Noah Gragson at LMC wasn't this trash.
>>155062641
>>155062593I was waiting for it, too. Didn't that happen to Bread once?
Thread is not official until dioramanon posts, but he's not here.. so I tried my best.
Was this the best Michigan finish?https://youtu.be/-XN9eRoX3lI?si=9r1gAyRG3xkWFIDY
>>155058930SVG because he's from the the colonies