Eriksen collapsed in the pitch vs Ukraine and the match has just been abandoned in the 79th minute. Apparently he's conscious now.
thots and prayers
>>155058018Are they giving his wife a bukkake this time?
He can't keep getting away with it!
>>155057973again? wtfhow do you recover from this mentally?
Uncs are insane, they just can't get their heads out of fulbojust buy some farms in denmark, bro, soon you'll own half of the country but noooo, i need to push until 40 because le mentality
>>155057973Everyone here are so tired of this attention seeking redditor
>>155057973It's odd that people aren't ending their career after this. I guess the rat race doesn't allow you to early retire dignified anymore, bills just never end...
>>155057973Needs to be banned from football for his own sake
Can he stop dying during competition seasons, please?
>>155058142>attention seeking redditorhow so?
He would have died in the murican heat.
at least now we know for sure it's the same guy
>>155058212His person and his image is annoying
dude is legitmately giving PTSD to all his teammates
>>155057973What the fuck, so it happened AGAIN
Just take your billion and retire man
https://x.com/74pizarro/status/2063689022522753419?s=20wtf the way he grabs his chest and looks behind him is terrifying
ACK!
>>155058263lmao memes come to life (or death in Eriksens case)
>>155058272How is that terrifying? Its just some cunt having a heart attack, try having your leg bitten off by a crocodile that was fucking terrifying
>>155057973Why is a guy with a heart problem still playing football on a professional level? Does the retard have a death wish? Does he not know how high his chances of having another stroke increased after his first incident? Don't think he'll be alive in another 10 years.
>>155057973End of career definitely Sad
Jesus mangood thing he's alright, i guess he's calling it quits after this
Video of him actually collapsing?
>>155058371Literally the worst moment for the cameras to switch to the coach smhead
>>155058371fuck the director
>>155058246This, it's fucked up thay he kept playing after the first one.Imagine the team morale in their first WC match...
>>155058382intentional cut away from him
>>155058371If you look closely he actually takes his cock out and starts pissing wtf? Do you think he had heatstroke?
>>155058371Ja for helvede! Nu skal vi sparke bolden ack hhhhhnnnnnngg..............
>>155058400Nah I'm sure it'll give them a boost, they might even top their group...
>>155058400>in their first WC match...I think they will be fine by 2030
>>155058371Him taking to his chest suddenly is probably the pacemaker shocking him before he goes into full cardiac arrest.
>>155058371does this shit actually hurt in your chest? i thought you were supposed to just pass out because of a lack of blood in the brainterrifying...
>>155057973Stop it with the Jota tributes ffs
my dad has the same device on his chest, thank god for medicine desu, it's a neat trick to cheat death
Why the fuck is everybody incapable of getting proper footage of this instead of filming a TV. It was streamed everywhere.
So it happened AGAIN
>>155058450brain and heart are connected in mysterious ways and you get pain signals if something stops working is what im reading
>>155057973Unc....
It's hard to say goobye to 4 million Euro/year but what's the point if you can die any moment?Sure, he made 25 million Euro since his last death, I can't see him keep risking it now.
*gives a whole nation of kids TWO traumatic childhood experiences*nothing personell
just let him die on the pitch already, he clearly wants it
>>155057973You will take another booster, chud
>>155058502dude has enough money to feed 12 generation of his kid, he's been playing in the PL for like 10 years
The vax strikes back
safe and effective
>>155058512Oh wow how traumatic some cunt off the tv is slightly dizzy my dad sewed me inside a dead kangaroo when i was 6
>>155058325You are a great shame Mick Dundee
Vaxbros?
>>155058545How did you get out?
>>155058450Think this time it was the pacemaker he had fitted after the last one kicking in
>>155058563He's posting from there.
>>155058563He let me out after about 30 minutes i know is it was 30 minutes because he was watched a full episode of neighbours
>>155057973The signs were there. He was balding before the 1st cardiac arrest.Hopefully makes him realize to stop being a pro footballer. Nigga, go rest and chill instead>>155058562
>>155058567all the news outlets here are saying they will look at the pacemaker data to analyze what happendimagine walking around with a tiny black box in your chest
>>155058336He's actually safer on the pitch. In his home he won't get instant medical attention.
>Faking your death to avoid playing for fucking Wolfburg in the second divisionWould have done the same desu
and they called us assholes cause he was not allowed to play in the league with his condition...get well cunt and just enjoy life
>>155058534>dude has enough money to feed 12 generation of his kid, he's been playing in the PL for like 10 yearsTrue, but it's hard to say goodbye to that kind of money. Even if you are already rich you keep wanting more.This new death might be a good incentive for his retirement now.
>>155058591Shan't put the botnet in my chest I'd rather die!
>>155058591Not that unusual anymore. They make the players wear gay little sports bras under their tops to track data.
>>155058413too instantaneous
>>155058591You vill install ze goybox
>>155058615kek
>>155058371he grabs the right side of the chest?
>>155058512all the kids in Denmark were busy watching Arab/African teams from their home countries tbf
>>155057973
Funny how this seems to happen often to Ajax players, guess that's what you get for being a jew.
>>155058512old americunts like me saw the shuttle explode and budd dwyer an hero
>>155058615Lol
>>155058665Your heart is positioned in the middle of your chest while the lower cavity extends towards the lower left.Unless you have Situs Inversus (Dextrocardia), in that case it's still in the middle but extends towards the lower right (which is what I have).Pic related.So yeah, if you get jolted it doesn't really matter, he probably grabbed his right side out of pure coincidence or maybe the shock extended to his right side, hence the grab, who knows...
>>155058400geg
NOOO i was about to watch this and forgot to turn it on
>>155057973I thought they banned these time wasting tactics
>>155058246only americans can get PTSD that easily
>>155058973*teleports behind u**pushes picture of Muhammad in your face*
>>1550589939/11
>>155057973again? just retire man your wife can't be that much of a cunt just stay at home
>>155058973
>>155058993why are Americans so obsessed with islam?
"But he's not dead yet.""Yes, but he's not at all well..."
>>155058336he's playing for wolfsburg so professional level is kind of an exaggeration
>>155058450Yes it hurts. But mostly it's afterward where it hurts. 99% of the time your either semi conscious or unconcious when it zaps
this strayan zhang just discovered 4chan for the first time today apparentlyhave a good time lil buddy
>>155059081Why were you and Serbs so obsessed with slaughtering mudslimes?
>>155058973>americans out of nowhere Ok gaylord
>>155059183>/sp - CardiologyYes the zap is quite powerful, which is why we sedate people before doing a pre-planned zap. And they actually do jump quite a bit, just like the movies
>>155057973>keeps revivingBaseret Christian
how do you even charge a pacemaker? surely it runs out of power at some point
>>155059295jesus revives: 1eriksen: 2
>>155059298he has to sleep with his benis in a power socket every night
>>155059295>Christian Eriksen>Comes back to life>Muslim Eriksen>Doesn't
>>155059298It's just the cables that have to go into the heart. The chunky part can be placed just beneath the skin.
why kun was pretty forced to retired while this fucker is still around?
>>155058400criminally underrated post
>>155058371does he look behind him when it happens because the sudden pain in his chest, he thinks is someone crashing into him from behind?
>>155058094By quitting football altogether.His body knows it's over, now I believe his mind also knows.
>>155058094He will have to fight Fabrice Muamba. It'll be like Highlander.
nigga just doing it for attention at this point
>>155058615lmao
I'm amazed he was able to get insured and keep playing after the first time
>>155059573notice the timing.denmark didnt qualify so this is their biggest game.what are the chances he doesnt go down in practice or some league game. no he does it again during max attentionmy take: psyop to start the vaxx scare (yes, im coping)
>>155059298the batteries can last up to 15 years
>>155059400maybe he saw death coming for him spoopy
>>155059298its a nuclear battery and it lasts a long time but only at very low voltages
Maybe he just has low blood sugar.
>>155059298you get regular checks every year or so to make sure it works properly
>>155058400
>>155059298we can fix him, we have the tech
>>155059361I remember back in the day Ruben de la Red was forced to retire at 25 due to a heart condition. Now everyone treats Eriksen literally dying on the field like an ankle sprain.
>>155058490>strokeYou're too retarded even for ai, holy shit.A heart attack (heart) is not a stroke (brain).
>>155057973nigga just quit football you stupid dane
apparently he has a thing in his chest that detects when his heart’s on the fritz and gives it a powerful shock to restore the rhythmthat shock was why he grabbed his chest. it’s basically like being defibrillated without warning.
>>155060057so it did its jobgood.
>>155059975back in the day acl tears were career ending. nowadays it's a 6 month sabbatical
>>155058325You all are so based I love you
So the pacemaker saved him from having an actual cardiac arrest?
>>155059298They last forever. Plus I’m sure he had a fancy one that transmitted data to his doctor every so often
>>155059298You've seen the movie Crank 2?
>>155058094Bro is 36, he's basically retired at this point
>>155058094he got the double instead of single vax shotthe second hit takes a few years
>>155059344>Christian Eriksen>has to keep living in this hell called life>Christian Erikovic>gets 72 virgins in heaven
>>155059975it did happen just recently with Tom Lockyer (another retard who did the wrong thing for himself and his family)
>>155057973Time to retire unc
>>155058018pathetic it's like they have never seen a dead person, why are eurosissies so sheltered and snowflakey?
>>155060923at least the hohols should be used to it
>>155060923most havent. a life has very different values around the globe.
>>155060570I wouldn't like to be treated by a doctor called MORTEn
>>155060923A danish person dying is a much bigger loss of value than a mexican dying
>>155061130heh
>>155061086>>155061130kek
why wouldn't you quit after the first incident, jesus christ
TIL there are footbal players who play with a peacemaker...
>>155058140is this mentality why all brazillian attackers are washed by 28?
millennials are just build different. willing to literally die twice to win. no wonder they were still dominating sports at like 35 when most eras are ending at 30
>>155060057>>155060109how do i pre install one of thesei dont need it, but i will one day and it wont be there
>>155057973Needs to retire already, he's already old and had a career just call it quits.
>>155061379anon, the dirty little secret about AEDs in public spaces is that you can just take oneyou'd have to then arrange an open-chest surgery from a gynecologist or veterinarian, but if you really want to do it you can
>be Erickson>get your first heart attack>ask the team to retire>jews take out your contract and say no no you will keep playing>keeps playing>gets second heart attack>jews push you to keep playing in the VM>they hope to see you die on the field hoping they could win some rigged polymarket betErikson you poor slave…
>>155060923...Grim
>>155060923what a way to out your country like that bro
>>155061504>jews push you to keep playing in the VM?
>>155060249Probably. But if it did that, then his heart probably stopped again so I think it’s time to stop playing. The doctors who saved his life the first time clearly aren’t as competent as we thought.
>>155062235>The doctors who saved his life the first time clearly aren’t as competent as we thought.you cannot dictate how the heart will behave in the future, how is this the doctor's fault? he was equipped with a device that saved his life today.he probably got full information from the doctors on how dangerous it would be to play professional football with that condition and he chose to continue at his own risk.
>>155057973Totally normal...What's that retard's problem?
There's no issue device worked as planned docs did a good jobhe'll be ready for world cup just give him a couple days
>>155058336Exercise is good for uour heart
>>155057973safe and effective
>>155058018seems disrespectful for that guy to be dancing the tango
>>155059298They last like 10-15 years.
>>155058469You should warn him against playing international football
should we blame him for forcing this career or the manager for picking him?
I hope he soldiers on, it’s getting quite funny now. If he insists on keeping going and then has a third one (hopefully in an international) it’ll be awesome.
>>155058431>Ja for helvede! Nu skal vi sparke bolden ack hhhhhnnnnnngg..............
>>155058336What's he gonna do, retire and sell second hand cars in California? Not afraid to live, not afraid to die. Life is a fuck
>>155059298I have a good friend who calibrates them when theyre being implanted. They literally go as low as possible on the power of the electrical impusles so the battery lasts longer. And apparently this means he is sitting there next to a anesthesiologist slowly turning a little dial until your heart doesnt respond to the shock anymore and then turning it up ever so slightly. This idea greatly freaks me out, especially since he is such a cheerful, comfy, relaxed guy.
>>155058430what when
>>155058140If he didn't have that mentality you'd have never heard of him in the first place
>>155057973based immovable unc
>>155061324Yep. Why keep making a effort when you can just enjoy your life without any financial worries?If i was a player with a top salary i would retire at 26, before my knees explodes.
>>155066460>why keep making an effort?Because eternal struggle is eternal growth. Idgaf about chilling. Fuck chilling. Fuck """""enjoying""""" myself by being lazy. You know what I enjoy? Struggling. Challenging myself. Working. Beer only tastes good after a long hard day. And sadly, by age 40 youre nowhere near treating your whole life like the long hard day that allows you to chill for the rest of it. I 100% understand that unc.
>>155058450sometimes one extra heartbeat is enough to make your chest hurt, let alone vaxx turbocancer
>>155060923It's all a ritual for the shareholders. Not acting like this might incur rage from troons on sòycial media, which would hurt shares
>>155058586that pic hits different after leftoids did the same thing with charlie kirk
>>155066535>eternal struggle>talking about sportsballkek Germans are done.
>>155057973How many tonight?
>>155057973speaking of heart attacks, did you know that Paul Gregory AKA Tango has been running campiaign called Lauren's Legacy — One in Every Corner for the clubs to install defibrilators, in memory of his daughter?
>>155072754>One in Every Corner I thought that was the name of Arsenal's tactic!!!!!
always a bit terrified i'm gonna have a heart attack and die while having a wank and whoever finds me is going to see the tabs i had open
>>155061504Perhaps he has American healthcare and needs to keep playing professional football for several years to pay for his first heart attack.
>>155063464Especially while his dance partner is lying unconscious on the ground next to him.>>155072884I get that. The older I get, the less fit I am and the more I expect the strain of wanking to kill me.
>>155072884i bet a lot of men have died of a heart attack while wanking to porn 2bh, all the excitement
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