So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame the heat, we can blame the warm up schedule, we can praise The Doctor’s efforts, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Pacemakers, Surgery you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in the brain and the lungs, but MASSIVE defribillation is desperately needed in the summer. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about our chances for the World Cup. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? #TRANSPLANT or #TRANSFEROUT?>Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://twitter.com/GNev2https://jlingz.comhttps://x.com/ChrisEriksen8https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/londonhttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/heart_attack/
kek
>>155058239Too soon
Serie A will take him
Why does he keep taking the COVID vaccine? Is he addicted?
>>155058304Heard before the game>I’m gonna boooost
why does he only collapse when playing for denmark? do they just want it more?
>>155058239having to play for Golfsburg killed him
>36typical boomer mentality, just give it a rest already and make way for some exciting new talent like Jesper Lingård... heh...
>>155058331Attention seeking so teams keep signing him even though he is shit, last time he ended up at man utd after his little stunt and kept getting man of the match performances from the media because of pity, its the boy who cried wolf though he’ll do it again in euro 2028 and someone will just step over his dead body to take a throw in
He walked off the pitch by himself. That pace maker just saved his life. Has to retire now surely for his family's sake.
Status?
They mistimed it to give another emotional boost to the team like in 2021, but they didn't expect us to be too shit to even qualify lol.
>>155058239i blame climate change. we need to do something.
safe and secure#vaxxed
>>155058360Heh…
>>155058391VAXXED
>>155058239
Why is he still playing? Does he have a death wish?
What one season at Wolfsburg does to a mfer
SO IT HAPPENED AGAINSO IT HAPPENED AGAAAAAAAAAINWE CAN BLAME THE VAXBUT IT HAPPENED AGAIN
makes you think
why is it always in june?
>>15505843795% of your country was vaxxed during Covid, cuck
>>155058656nanites activating on pre-established dates.
>>155058656Covid induced summer vagina.
>>155058656and always while playing for denmark kek
>Exercise is health- ACK
>>155058239>https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/londonI don't get it, was he caught fucking prozzies or something?
weren't they foreshadowing this yesterday on x, another inside job
>>155058682Hang in there, broski
>>155058682ok? i didn't.
>>155058391
>>155058656Eurosissie’s hearts can’t handle a little heat
>>155058391+3 in Strenght , -4 vitality , + 2 atk speed +20% Crit
>>155058239Does the pacemaker works like Sasuke's Cursed Seal? When he is out of chakra it activates and gives him a little boost so he can survive?
>>155058239Welcome to???
>>155058903Mossad heart-attack gun
>>155061043Highguard!
>>155058239There's no shame in retirement brother.
>>155058239this is the second time he's come back from the dead. does that make him double-jesus?
>fatfingered his moral boost ult
>>155058718Almost as if he plays for their NT.
this niggas heart is going to explode in the humid florida heat
surely he retires this time
Bald fraud
>>155067843retard
>>155058239top kek
He saved him again.
>>1550586822 more weeks until we all die?
>>155058239it's the covid vax
>>15505868295% of your country died during covid, chud
>>155067621
>>155071783even I didn't think it was possible for Bleacher Report to fall off this hard
