Extra wide basepath edition Previous >>155045813
Semien been hot lately, nice to seenow we just need to not fuck up and let the Friars score during a bullpen game
FAGGOTners...
Yankees
doyers
Congrats Tigers you exploited /our/ bullpen weak spots GgGood series
My mariners felt bad for the detoilet retards and gifted them the W, feels good to cheer for a morally superior team
at least Edgardo stopped the bleeding. Doggies down 2 in the 2nd
>memeiners
Umpies took my Os down today
>>155060788you have to ditch naylor. /bitchmade/ negative energy
>>155060793cringe
How is Munoz still the Mariners go to closer?
Mets>>155060770That was pretty much every movie back then though, always a romanctic subplot. He was better in Casablanca than The African Queen which I think is insanely overrated.
>>155060811He's a good closer
Based cRushing
>>155060805/we/ just signed him in the offseason don’t forget the tigers threw at his head yesterday
>>155060770>>155060820can we agree that Citizen Kane is kino
>>155060817FAGGOTners kek and they play in the ozone layer
>>155060834cheat like a bitch, get treated like a bitch
>>155060823what
>>155060820They did overdo it on romance angles I agree>>155060836Sure. But for me it's the lady from shanghai.
Mariners still in first place and detoilet still in last place kek. I hope getting lucky against our worst pitcher makes up for us embarrassing you in the playoffs last year
>>155060823Not this year. 5 blown saves already and an ERA near 5
>>155060776FAGGOTners!!
>>155060836It’s popular to hate on Citizen Kane now but it’s still an incredible movie to me.
>>155060805Still seething lmao have fun in last place
berds win
>>155060866Not a Mariners fan You gotta be more subtle bud
>>155060866Hang the divisional series banner LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
anyone know what the WPA+ of the Madrigal ab was?
>>155060864>>155060884I gotta watch more Welles. I've only seen CK and thought it was phenomenal. really innovative narrative and editing techniques for the time, plus the cynical atmosphere covering up the protagonist's loss of innocence that he yearns for throughout his lifeWelles was such a fucking beast
>>155060864Thoughts on Double Indemnity?
GG white sox, on to the Blow Gays
mentally preparing myself for the day that valenzuela is sent back down by watching cuck porn and slamming my cock with a hammer
Losing to a poverty franchise like the tigers never feels good but at least /we/ are now one step closer to that shitter Munoz never closing a game again
>>155060907Yea it was ahead of its time in so many ways. Even absent all that though I think it’s a great film.
>Open catalog and see the previous thread almost hitting 520 on a lazy Sunday>"A meme team must have blown something didn’t they?"
>>155060866false flag yankeeschizo. mariners fans are classy
>mexican pitchers
>>155060894Eat my asshole you reddit spacing retard
>>155060884I can’t get into old movies. That weird mid-Atlantic accent, the terrible audio quality. The only super old movie I enjoy is the OG Nosferatu
go go go
WELL SHE WAS AN AMERICAN GIRLRAISED ON PROMISES!!
TIGODS WINMCGONOGGLES ONMEMEINERDS KEK LAMO
155060933yet another false flag msbros don’t call anyone poverty 100% yankeeschizo faggot seeking (you)s
>>155060914Solid but my hot take is I think the lady from shanghai does the same thing better
A Batanian dooble!!
>>155060955>doesn’t deny it Lol. Faggot Can’t imagine spending my precious free time pretending to be a fan of another team to make that fanbase look bad. Embarrassing behavior!
>>155060884how much pussy/bussy did Welles get? wasn't he kind of a fat angry nerd
>>155060902Detoilet hasn’t won a World Series since before my dad was born kek. Like the yankees except only 4 irrelevant rings instead of 27, yikes
>>155060987the constant desperate pr spin makes (you) every bit the drag every other obnoxious shitbird here is
>>155061012Idk much about his life tbqh but probably a lot; he was an auteur. He prob got all the 40s and 50s style art hoes.
>>155060987>>155060945>>155060894You’re super gay honestly
What teams are based?
The first 4 innings are arguably the best performance I've seen from the Mets this season.
Have the Dodgers considered hitting the ball?
>>155061061My team
is a mariners fan really trying to pretend to be a flaseflagging yankees fan
singletani
>>155061069no...NO!!
Muñoz is dealing
>>155061061they're all the samesome fans are faggotssome fans are based
>>155061063i fucked her
Padre bros was there some kind of train accident yesterday?
>>155061050The fact you saved this pic and post it in every thread means we own youRent free faggot
>>155061061Dodgers
>>155061084W's to my tigers?
>>155061102>Any LA team>BasedEw
solid bunt tucker
tuck 'em
>>155061113>jeetnada
My daily contract obligation to tell you people that Fernando Tatis Jr is not a baseball player and has no love for the sport
>>155060889>t.
>>155061100Now I'm really gonna have a M'sseethe
>>155061113blow gays kek
>>155061136Speak up lil guy I can’t hear you from way down there
>50 years >not 1 pennant
gentle totally not asspained reminderthe 27-39 Royals have the 2nd most quality pitching starts (33) in the MLB
>>155061152keep on truckin'
Still making em seethe kek
>>155061152Long way to go short time to get there
>>155061061Rangers are the only based team
>>155061149Say hey, good lookin', what you got cookin'?How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?
>>155061163But Freaky Nikki is a Mets fan
Kevin Plawecki is a coach for the padres??
Guys I’m flattered you can’t stop thinking about my mariners whether we win or lose but seriously you don’t need to make every genny about us, it’s okay to talk about other teams sometimes too
pee poo el hoe ass
>>155061152found ur problem
bichette is flaming
If there is one team your team should be playing rn for a free win its the Padres. They are a very mediocore team rn
we eating clam chowder for dinner kek
>>155061222Phrasing
>>155061121>>1550611492017
Please cawk me
can I get a QRD why detoilet is so mad at josh naylor? even after a walkoff W to win the series they’re all still just seething about him
METS YOU BETTER FREAKIN SCORE HERE
good sac bunt
we eating boston lobster for dinner kek
>>155061184they thought they had it in the bag kek
>>155061248we'll trade you Treinen for some international signing pool money
>>155061255stop posting homobait please.
we eating crab cakes for dinner kek
the dodgers a bunch of uncs
A Younginian rbi single!!
>>1550612401993
Just injured myself by getting up too quickly
Should have worn the pride hat chuddie!
>>155061272good times
we eating kelly’s roast beef in lynn for dinner kek
>>155061240is how much alejandro kirk weighs>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Caitlin Clark looks like if Peyton Manning transitioned to female
dodgers are so generous letting the anaels have one win
>>155061271Sir, this is /mlb/, not /hoc/. This insult means nothing here.
>>155061215yup, 23 games scoring 2 runs or fewer.
The most soulless park in the majors is that shithole where the Rangers play.
we eating fenway franks and drinking dat dirty water for dinner kek
treining when he has a contract>i won't support trannies. i have principlestreining when he's a free agent>looks good Satan. i will sign for your tranny supporting doyers. i only care about money
>>155061287every one with a roof is soulless
>>155061287nah Dbacks and Rays feel even more like warehouses
Poodres really have been dreadful this year huh? What the fuck happened?
Mets about to twist the knife
>>155061287I guess you've never been to the A's field
Kek Soto what are ya doing bud
>>155061310they just need a new hitting coach
>>155061307Dbacks park at least has the swimming pool and the funky raised yellow line in center to keep it interesting. Tropicana does indeed feel like a Wal Mart stock room though.
>>155061242tiggies are sovlless and are insecure about his swagger
>>155061329>>155061325
>>155061327The As don't play at a major league park currently
>>155061310I mean looking at the run diff the luck was bound to run out. Same thing is happening to the Rays. Can't just rely on 1 run coinflips all season long you need juice.
Bros
>>155061343He got thrown out at third expecting the throw from RF to go home.
>>155061356I fucked her.
>>155060834
Boston is now 10.5 game back from first with the Yankees being tied for first.I don't care if Tampa or Toronto take the division.My concern is Boston because they’re too cocky.
The only team that deserves their flowers atp is the Phillies that is a decent turnaround.
>>155061364I fucked her first tho
>>155061356did the guy from twin peaks troon out?
>>155061357yeah but that was a Vientos tier out lol
>>155061075cringe
>>155061375they were supposed to be that way from the jump tho
sweet turn by Baty!
>>155061383Trying to figure out who you mean tbqh and coming up empty
>>155061366>I don't care if Tampa or Toronto take the division.>not wanting the division
>>155061347kek, tampa bay luckiedoos
>>155061402I have my reasons.
Oh fuck the circus is back in town again Mets bros :(
it's painful to watch the Mets play better and they'll still be 7 under if they take this series loland nice job Manaea, the mana not have been in that pitch
THE BUFFALO METS
I’m a 21-year-old guy spending $80,000 to go from 5’5.5” to 5’8.5” through limb lengthening surgery. I'm 21 years old, from Canada, and later this year I'll be undergoing cosmetic limb lengthening surgery. I'm currently 5'5.5" (166 cm) and my goal is to gain about 8 cm (just over 3 inches), which would put me around 5'8.5". The procedure will be done on my femurs using the Precice internal nail system and will cost roughly $80,000 CAD. A little background: I've been insecure about my height for around six years. I've done therapy, worked on myself, built a social life, dated, and generally tried to address the issue from every angle before deciding on surgery. One thing I want to make clear is that I'm not getting this done because I think height is the only thing that matters in life. I actually do pretty well socially and in dating. I'm not expecting this surgery to magically solve all my problems or turn me into a different person. At the same time, height has remained one of the few things about myself that has consistently bothered me despite years of trying to change how I think about it. Eventually I decided that if a safe and established medical option exists, and I can afford it, I'm willing to do it. I was fortunate enough to make enough money through stock trading to pay for the procedure myself. A lot of people see limb lengthening as a meme surgery, extreme vanity, or something that leaves people permanently disabled. I understand why people think that, but much of the public perception comes from older methods and viral clips that don't reflect modern procedures. Recovery is long and the surgery absolutely has risks, but the idea that everyone who gets it ends up unable to walk, run, or play sports again isn't accurate. You don't have to agree with my decision. I'm not here to convince anyone else to do it. I'm doing it regardless, and I figured some people might find the process interesting. Anyways go blue jays
mets flooded out the roster with minor leaguers expecting to use them as trade capital, kek.
>>155061287today I will remind them that they built a statue outside Arlington field after Josh Hamilton killed a fan, the fans used it to dispose of all their beer cans as they entered the stadium; they didn't move the statue to the new stadium.
>>155061436Not reading
El Niño Keka
>>155061437I don't get it, what does Belle, a french princess from Disney, have to do with pooston? like LA or Tampa could argue disney affiliation
>stealing 3rdFucking retard
>>155061463she's still a celebrity
who knows, maybe the red sox will win the world series this year
>>155061473this particular individual is a celebrity or the character?
>>155061437It makes me sad that Princess Belle has better pitching than Jack Leiter and Roki Sasaki
>>155061466He really is stupid. Manaea looking like it was over for him and he just gave him an easy out.
>>155061365Can you answer my question >>155061242
>>155061480Maybe if they sign ryback
>>155061463it was for Princess night
something stinks
>>155061491they can prove us wrong
>>155061473Holy fucking kek that file
>>155061487>why are you upset for purposely trying to injure one of our players?couldn't tell you
>>155061473brings a tear to your eye
>>155061061This >>155061170Only team not flying the fag flag
HOMMMMMEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
A Melendezian homer!
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>155061523nobody cares, patty
>>155061506What happened tho?
>>155061473>stand up and show some respect son!
GG Nats
>>155061537so you don't watch the games?
>>155060793kys
the dodgers are getting fucking punked right now
>>155061555based digits
Madrigal is fucking hilarious
give madrigal a 7 year contract
The mariners are 34-32 with 12 (twelve) blown savesConvert just half of those and they’re 40-26 and in first place in the AL by multiple gamesThey need to hurry the fuck up and trade for a real closer like Chapman
This bullpen stinks
>>155061562some god damn bullshitfirst the missed tipped K now the bullshit checked swing come on
>>155061573>if we didnt lose as much, we would have more winsincredible
POOOOOODRRREEEESSSSSS
>>155061552Why would I watch either of these shit teams? Just tell me what happened you annoying faggot
>>155061568you're braindead, also he swung at strike three but somehow the ump is more braindead than you
>>155061573If the Mariners had Miller theyd have the best record in the AL and Padres would have the worst in the NL
BENGE ‘EM!
>>155061598I just showed you what happened
>>155061594Nice reading comprehension retard
This will probably the highest level of dopamine I'm ever gonna have with the Mets for the rest of the season
So challenging a pitch overrides whether or not you swung?
>>155061473Reminds me of being forced to pledge allegiance to ZOG everyday at the start of class. That was before 9/11, drag queen story hour, George Floyd and Oct 7 happened. Imagine the kind of brainwashing they are forcing on kids now.
hope Hernandez will be our next Will Klein for this season
>>155061601umps literally won doyers the first game
>>155061437are you big dress fetishist?
>>155061600mind if i share this on facebook?
>>155061636Kirby Yates isn’t an ump
>>155061437did she threw the ball left handed? WTF
>>155061608Yeah that blurry still image was really helpful dumbass, thanks for confirming detoilet is butthurt about nothing
Kek doggie doos
>>155061648thats where I got it from, bud
spaghetti all over the field
>>155061061Not the gayriners (est 1977)
watch your own game doyerpacos
>>155061673obsessed
BrewGODS
Nice of the dodgers to give the angels a pity winThey really are the good guys
>>155061698You just posting this on a 4 minute timer?
The angels must have poisoned our pitchers somehow. They can’t all suck at the same time. What are the odds?
>>155061609>>155061698Has anyone ever laughed at this?!
>>155061707Doubt it's over yet unless Soriano goes 9
>>155061689Needs an anaels version
>the league doesn't need a cap because kyle tucker sucks anywayi have to admit it's a fair point
I repeat it. If any of your teams need a star batter Pablo Sanchez is a free agent.
:^)
>>155061698haha!
>>155061689need a miguel in there>>155061742anaheim is 90% asian
>>155061743just needs a transcan
Bengebros, how we feeling?
>>155061770trashcan*
we should dfa heineman right now just incase the stanks fall for the bait and sign him to fill in for wells
>>155061704SWEEP
doyerpacos are so obsessed with the Padres kek
>>155061766> anaheim is 90% asianI love asians girls. Maybe I should buy season tickets to angels games.
>>155061771A fantastic Mets and Benge performance
los doyerpacos kek
flyoutani
>>155061707Hey wtf doyerpaco I just invented this style of cope for the mariners a few days ago and now I’ve noticed you stealing it multiple times since then. Get your own copepost, buddy
How do the dodgers have the highest record? They are losing to one of the shittiest teams in the game. Fucking garbage team.
>>155061770you had it right the first time
sit down bum
>>155061791got 2 brutal series ahead of us with the cards & braves. really need to at least take the cards and at least 1 game off the braves. we'll be 7 under if we win tn
youre putting a tad bit too much faith in the anglels bullpen
>>155061795cringe
>>155061061Phillies will be the come back story of the year when we take the WS
>>155061807the bullpen that held the "best team in baseball" to 0 runs yesterday after pulling their starter in the first inning?
>>155061797*yoinks your meme*
>Ohtani is the most underrated player everThe glazing has reached critical mass. The fall from grace will be legendary
I’m bored of baseball. Videogames are so much more fun. I’m trying out Marathon during the free weekend and it’s bussin’ ngl.
>>155061807this ain't the blow gays pen
>>155061825he's already on the wrong side of 30
This will unironically be the highlight of the season for the Anaels. I used to feel bad for their fans but they’re such insufferable faggots that they deserve every bit of suffering and then some.
>>155061825Ohtani is too talented and has too much of a work ethic to ever slow down
Friendly reminder that being both a good hitter and good defender at 2B, SS, or catcher is just as impressive and valuable as being both a good hitter and good pitcherThe “two way player” meme is dumb and arbitrary
kek doyerpacos
>>155061825Must suck being an Ohtani and a Dodger hater. Ohtani joined them and became even better. It’s like he leveled up with the superior Dodger support making him aneven bigger legend. Haha.
Lindor comes back by the end of the month. Bichette over to 3B. Young/Baty/Vientos platoon at 1B? Vientos/Young/Melendez DH rotation?also what happens to Torrens once Alvy comes back?also are we gonna see Luis Robert or Polanco again this season
Is madrigal #17 the new Shohei Ohtani for the Angels?
>>155061847Kek seethe. The angels are in /my/ division and even I can admit their fans are mostly chill
>>155061860>goes to IL>gets another TJ surgerynothing personal kid
>>155061851>is just as impressive and valuable as being both a good hitter and good pitcherlmao how many players have been good at both hitting AND pitching in the big leagues since Babe, that's what I thought.
>>155061820don't they have the third worst era?
>>155061745Why does Dom Smith always look like he wishes he was in bed?
>>155061875yeah but they're currently playing their world series so they are trying extra hard
Trout is the most overrated player of our generation. Just empty stats with nothing to show for it.
>>155061873You forgot what happened next.> wins MVP as a DH> wins world series
>>155061874slurp harder, joe davis
>>155061869he took advantage of shit pitching and getting bailed out by the ump multiple times, with how retarded the Angels are, I hope they pay him a ton of money to go 0 WAR for the entirety of his contract
>>155061887but anon, think of his WAR
>>155061872nah Angels fans were annoying as fuck on /mlb/ when they won 2002
>>155061890see >>155061898
>>155061881Why does Dom Smith look like Beetlejuice?
Anytime they sing God Bless America in baseball games it brings me back to the Cee Lo Green version in South Park.https://youtu.be/MaQmuAAqR_g?is=zU0kpMs6Q5WGRxoj
>>155061377God she was so sexy fat
>>155061903>on /mlb/ in 2002>/sp/ in 2002huh?
why are doyerpacos so stupid?
>>155061919forgive them, they've only watched baseball for 2 years
>>155061908cry more, jewboy
>>155061929IAYC :^)
>>155061874How many catchers/2B/SS have been simultaneously great defenders and great hitters?
>>155061940Derek Jeter
>>155061887ThisPeople keep begging for the Angels to trade poor Trout but he doesn't give a shit about winning. He only cares about Pic related every October
>soriano is only at 66 pitches alright i take it back maybe it is over
doyerpacos seething kek
What is Trout good at? I haven’t seen him get on base once.
>>155061965selling merchandise
>>155061949
>>155061940there's like 3+ of those in each position right now
Defense enthusiasts are all betas. The pitcher is the alpha and defenders are only there to clean up after them.
It's just a rumor, but apparently the Trout are happy with their current environment.
PRRRTTTTTTT BAU BAU!!
>>155061890>so many mickey mouse rings you could fill a Disneyland vending machinePacos are so desperate for a W after half their familia got deported that they will take anything, I guessReminder that when the Dodgers lose rigjt now, the record for Angels/Dodgers stands at 8-6 for the last two seasons. Sorry Doggies! Enjoy your consultation 3peat, as if anything but the Freeway Series ever mattered
scrubbiessisters...what went so horribly wrong..
why doesn't this fag Taylor do anything other than attempt bunts
>12 Errors this year for NetoThis dude just popping Oxys and fucking around out there
>>155062012watch your own game fuwawapaco
>>155061061this bird
cRushing!
stupid anglels, you made me look bad
Angels fans when they're raping dodgers fans in the ass and giving them AIDS
>>155062003>pitcher that accounts for fewer than 6 strikeouts>relies on players around him for 15 put outsyeah, you got that right because you don't understand what an "alpha" ishttps://caninestateofmind.com/is-alpha-theory-debunked/
>>155062019kek so true
pfma
PUT ZIPPERJOHN IN YOU DUMB JAP
>>155062020PCA told some tranny to suck his dick
LET'S GO LET'S GO
UH OH ANAELS
still a chance cRUSHING bros
>>155061917More fake Doyer/Stankee fake fan false flag fag action
>>155062075THAT FAT FUCK AMAYA KEPT STEALING ON HIM
i can't tell if most anons on /mlb/ are actual fans or lonely weird bandwagoners trying to develop personalities through arbitrarily chosen teams so they can find human interaction
>>155061928You mean one
>>155062053The alpha takes the lead. He strikes first and his betas back him up. There is only one alpha and many betas. Therefore, pitcher = alpha, defender = beta.
>>155062075>>155062070always exciting when doyers "get up" to face a team, like the>checks notes24-40 Angels
>>155062030livin' the life
WARD
OH kek
Damn are the angels really gonna lose a bullpen game
W A R D ARD
>>155062098actually, the alpha doesn't attack, just like in humans the alpha sends henchmen to maintain his dominant position in case of an injury
oof that's rough
>>155061988Name one
ANAEL MELTDOWN
WARD 'EM
OH OH
Where is tyrone taylor
>Only a few more relevant /mlb/ threads until divegrass floods /sp/ for the next 6 weeks.
>>155062124Has anyone ever laughed at this?
>>155062128had no idea it was a joke or whatever it is
carson benge. that’s a ballplayer i think
>>155062128It wasn’t funny the first few times but it gets funnier the more he posts it
>>155062094Yes
>>155062142i think brett baty is the funniest one on the team. more than vientos
6 is more than 5
we eating abby labar's ass for dinner kek
CARSON BENGE IS 5-FOR-5
>Poodres no longer have the heart to continue playing for the rest of the season
>>155062160EWING WITH ANOTHA TRIPLE
>>155062094Other way for some of these guys. They're watching baseball with anime girls!
BENGE CYCLE WATCH
>doggies think their record means anything in their Mickey Mouse division with the "guaranteed to make it to 100 losses" Colorado Rockies ensuring that you basically only have to bear the Poodres to get a free trip to the postseason
>>155062163KING JAY IN THE HOUSEDAMN SHE'S HOT!!
>>155062163kys
>>155062160Based Bengerman
is it too early to say that Benge is 100% proving David Stearns right for valuing him as a top 10 all-around prospect before the start of the season? the actual rankings had him around #20 generally
>>155062163it's a shame the actress for that vtuber is flat
>>155062193Flat is justice.
>>155062099we're losing the umps, the angels are a legit AAA team
>Pitching around a guy with 3 Ks and zero popNice, Hernandez
>>155062185a broken clock right twice a day a blind squirrel finds a nut etc etc
dingerfest
Nice meatball, asshole
There goes the comeback
damnnnnn ese
AN ADELLIAN BLAST
>>155062200ironic since yesterday was won via the umps
>>155062177I was in a sticky in /v/ for that game conference and people kept making all these weird perverted comments about anime girls.Very strange people.
ANGELS OWN THIS STATE BITCHES
poopoopeepeecacadoyers kek
>>155062214how do you function in real life being this retarded
>>155062227IAYC :^)
It's 2025 all over again for this Doyer BPHold down the opposing team while the offense tries to make a comeback and as soon as they get close or take a lead immediately allow multiple runs to kill all momentum.
>>155062219I’m tired of ass and tits. Is there a woman, any woman, who is modest, well-spoken and has a sweet personality?
>Wowser this wind is really blowing.. it's gonna help ohtani and freedie...>PLAP
i godda say, i am not impressed with tatis jr watching him this series. nothing about him seems undeniable
>>155062239ha haaa yup
>>155062232you don't function in real life, got it
>>155062245The padres should sign Ryback
hernandez dookie
>>155062248>>155062232
>no longer the only team not to have given up 200 runs this season
I suspect foul play. What are the odds that all our pitchers suck on the same day?
Just a couple more insurance runs and my Angels should be ready (to lose to a walkoff in the 9th)
>>155062222
literal live rape on TVthis is the best team?
>>155062259how have the faggy ass dodgers given up 200 runs if they lead the league in team era
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pages would have made that catch
>>155062268For entertainment purposes!
Holy shit kek, imagine if the Anglels were good.
alright not even the anglels can fuck this one now
haha the dodgers are so fucking shit oh my god
>>155062268They need to DFA this faggot. Literally, serving up meatballs.
Tyler Skaggs deserved it
doyerpacos getting gaped kek
dodgers are losing on purpose for entertainment purposes
Ty France? More like Ty Germany
>>155062241Yes but if you asked out that kind of "woman" you would probably go to jail for a very long time.
someone needs to screenie the death threats that are coming
>>155062241>Is there a woman, any woman, who is modest, well-spoken and has a sweet personality?Maybe at the beginning of the relationship, but she sheds the sweet personality as the relationship progresses since she doesn't have to keep up appearances anymore
>>155062290yeah hes shit, the poodres should give him back to my jays in fact
>>155062268No. The Barves are better. There will be no 3 peat this year. Doyers will lose in NLCS to the Barves.
Doyercacas KEK
>.228/.395/.456the fuck is this slash line
>>155062290More like Ty Greece kek
>>155062281Anaels are literally having the luckiest game of the century. 6-9 hitters are 11/11, essentially a statistical impossibility.
kek doyercacas
HEE HEE.
>>155062302he gets on base
>>155061916based and architect-pilled
>>155062280Have you not seen their blowpen?
>>155062312So does ur mum lel
>>155062305this doyerpaco seething kek
>>155062302too many of those types around now and it's been hard on the eyes
Couldn't post at Globe Life Field due to a range ban, but got to see a litty Rags game today. 9/10 was dank would go againAlso my NATS lost in Arizona which was not great
Bengebros, we're almost at .270 :)this is after struggling to bat .200 throughout all of April
Remember when the tigers didn’t trade skubal in the offseason because they thought they would contend this year?Kek I wonder how many top prospects that cost them
>>155062241>>155062293rule of thumb in life is to find a woman who will be a slut only for youweezer wrote a song about it nearly 2 decades agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8DL8MuVWw8
doyer pacos thought they had they lead at 6-5
discordtrannies rejoice
>>155062321"xyz is seething" posting is literally worse than that one yankees tripfag who spams and talks to himself
Lmao Trout can't even statpad anymore.Also. Sheehan has been a real tax for this BP all year holy fuck.
I don't want to hear Doyer fags shit talk the Jays again for the rest of the season.
all this bullshit is Madrigal's fault
>>155062344t. seething
>>155062338When’s the parade?
>>155062344u seem upset, paco
>dodgers loselmao discord trannies this is your big day
>>155062344seething kek
>>155062344xyz is seething kek
>>155062329how much did "winning" factor in to you visiting ?
Are >we playing well today or does san diego just suck?
>>155062349I feel ya
>>155062349no need to shit talk a team that won’t make the playoffs for the next decade
>>155062349>Jayswho? sanjays?
>>155062349Game 7 Bottom 9th 1 OutMiguel Rojas.
>>155062349You thought you had it in the bag!
>>155062329do they require you to punch in for work when you walk into the wharehouse?
>>155062329Thanks anon, always nice to see live pics, looks comfy
that funky muncy!
>>155062378needs angels hat, would also accept gints
>>155062378DOYERPACO WOULD WIN
>>155062335>rule of thumb in life is to find a woman who will be a slut only for youThat just means she'll be faithful. Doesn't mean she won't nag you all the time or not treat you like shit. I'm speaking from experience
>>155062405so just not a latina
I miss Kiwibro. I hope he's enjoying Benge's ascension to a 3.5+ WAR playerbetween Benge, Ewing, Scott and McLean, we have a great young roster to root for. plus Soto has plenty of prime years left. even Baty is young and versatile enough to keep chugging along. and of course Alvy is only about 24. hopefully Tong and Thornton join them soonthere's a lot to be hopeful about :)
time to stat pad
>>155062368Not at all. Visiting my in-laws, target of opportunity>>155062388They actually did. It was demeaning.>>155062392On 4 July I'll be at the Big K, I'll post some more
IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY MY SWEATERRRR
Poomeranz has an ERA of 5.49. We still in this. Ohtani allows us to dream!
>>155062423weakest song on the best album
>>155062415The average White "happy wife happy life" man cannot handle a Latina. He's not built for it and shouldn't try.
>>155062421are you saying that "winning" was not a priority when deciding to go watch the game?
the Angels bottom 4 batters are all perfect this game? wah da fugg
>1st time EVER the 6-9 hitters have gone 10/10 or better in a game (11/11)Can’t be mad, thats just baseball.
Seriously need a better closer than Devin Williams anytime be pitches gives me anxiety he hasn't proven himself at all to be good. Even if its AJ Minter to learn the trade its better
>>155062433I think he's mostly talking about people in the LA area
Best pumpkins record coming through
Women are bad for you. All the fat girls can go to Philthie fans, however.
>>155062433cut him some slack. he said believe it or not
why are catchers so much smarter than other players?
>>155062415I've been with white, black, latina, asian, they're all like this
>>155062434They’ll hit a combined .150 over the next two months to even this anomaly out
>>155062445>ewww this cake is disgusting>just give it to me, I'll dispose of ityou, evidentially
>>155062433he kind of has a point no? I know when I go to a game as long as the experience is fun, and the food is good, and the vibes are nice, the actual outcome, could go either way. Of course if the team is consistently bad for 15 years and fumbles the two best players of the era, that would make me less inclined to go.
>>155062445Is Badspie gay?
>>155062438there are fans in LA, but angels stadium is famous for OC moms bringing their kids and just hanging out there
>>155062460and you call yourself a fan[atic]?
>>155062287What did he OD on?
do something cucker! they’re laughing at us…
>>155062458>philthie fag>chubby chaserLeast surprising philthie phact!
Thanks for taking the tuckie bullet.
>>155062434Sheehan happenedUmpfaggotry happenedTreinen happenedAlso Sheehan has turned into the clear odd man out when Snell/Glassnow come back, right?He's shown minimum progress and is always taxing the hell out of this Bullpen.
>>155062437Williams has been pretty good since his rough start. he and Weaver's season stats are deceiving, they've been consistent outside of our big teamwide slumps/losing streaksalso Williams' changeup when it's on is one of the filthiest pitches in the game. has the horizonal movement of a 2 seamer and the drop of a splitter or kick change. he can release it middle in and have it drop on the outside bottom corner or below the zone
>>155062468>orange county isn't LA area
>>155062241plenty of asian women like that
>>155062433I see what you mean. I'm an out of towner tho, and not a Rangers fan, so this logic doesn't really apply to me.I realize it's difficult for the European mind to comprehend, but Americans can live several days' drive away from other states (and in my case, so far from Texas as to not be a fan of the Rangers or the Guardians)
>>155062484
>>155062484i'd say they're close enough, yeah, but the crowd is very different between the two stadiums
>>155062480low man on the starting totem pole will shift to long man out of the pen
>>155062495cope, paco, OC is LAhollywood hills is LAlong beach is LA
Carson Benge owns your shit franchise!
>>155062432False.t. White "happy wife happy life" guy who is married to a latina and puts up with tons of bullshit in return for top tier backshots
>>155062507skubal to the doyers
>>155062480Glassnow is on 60 day ILHe’s made of glass now
>>155062511i wish OC was LA, honestly
>>155062502another misnomer, like "alpha", the "low man" on the totem pole is typically the eldest and most respected since they build upwards when they need to add new members. the base of a totem pole, ie the low man, supports the weight of everyone after him
>>155062494it does apply because you actually completely 100% don't care about Rangers winning and yet you still bought a ticketdid you get an out of towner discount?>nookay then so it counts the same
>drive like 10mins to orange county because cheaper tax
>>155062472most fans go to like 2-5 games a year. Even the best team is going to lose over 50 times. I get it more if you buy season tickets, you're not going to pay for 35 games where the team is likely to lose 20-25 of them.
>>155061965He leads MLB in walks and is top ten in OBP. He's very good at getting on base.
once I become rich I'm buying the Bench Coach job for the Mets
>>155062268Yes, we are called The Los Angeles Angels (of Anaheim)
>>155062555Buy this bussy
>Using your high leverage BP arm in a 12-5 blowoutWtfMoreno should be forced to sell and Perry should be hung from the top of the Big A.
[breaking news] call overturned
>>155062468It's a fairly good stadium for kids desu.
>>155062526pls leave paco
>>155062562why would i do that as a heterosexual cis male
>>155062528good to know. will double down now on using it "incorrectly" just for you.
Does the PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT embargo end after this inning?
>>155062585>He didn't say he was whiteLol
Good thing the padres like to lose alongside the dodgers.
>>155062602i'm not
new>>>/mu/130564647>>>/mu/130564647>>>/mu/130564647
>>155062528also flesh out alpha for me if you would. I am GENUINELY curious.
>>155062575YOU SEE THEM TOURISTS? THEY LOVE ME *CLIMBS UP STREET LIGHT*
new>>155062637>>155062637>>155062637
>>155062534Okay great. Carry on then.To your point it was just fun to watch live baseball regardless of who was playing
fucking lying unc Orel promised us our share of wind aided offense for the b7
>>155062618Are you trying to get /mlb/ to raid the k-pop general?
>>155062648Raiding is against the rules.
>>155062648Raiding is bad for you
>>155062468Baseball is for childrenThe only reason what you posted is noteworthy is because Dodgers moms cant afford 300 a seat for three kids
>>155062526Word on the street is that Newport Beach is becoming the new LA>La La Land opened>they're getting an Erewhon>the general vibe as more money havers abandon the shithole favela that is Los Angelinos
