6:00 EDT on ABC, probably delayed until the end of the DC vs Orlando game
>>155061697gay louis kek!
>>155061697game is actually on Fox so i dont think they are gonna delay it anon
>>155061736Takina is pure sexoooooo.
>>155061736Thank you, I'm a retard.
>Playing at the BattledomeDammit.
>Perez's experience speaks for itself!Yeah it says he sucks ass.
Please Fox, the Kangz don't have the ball yet.
fans already booing perez
KANGZ ON THE BOARD
Fully expected that.
>>155061868I was saying poooerez
>>155061868Wish I was there to fucking boo him.
Defendies going back to the owl!
>>155061939They did dem pollos dirty
>>155061939Louisville is probably going to gape them again.
ok so clearly the solution if the storm make the playoffs next season is let someone other than becht coach in the semifinals
PLEASE GOD BATTLEHAWKS, I'M ACTUALLY ROOTING FOR YOU HERE.WE NEED DC VS BATTLEHAWKS CHAMPIONSHIP KINO
Perez in prime deer in the headlights form. He has no fucking idea what to do if his first read is covered.
>>155061987combatchickens are frauds
STL vs DC will be the best championship for the league, but I prefer Louisville as a team and city
>>155061987You're not getting it. Unless they bench Perez.
>Leave for 5 minutes>come back>KANGZ score on BattlehawksPerez is probably the biggest mistake trade of the league this year. Goodness.>>155061967As much as I'd like for the Kangz to win, they'll be played AT DC, so home field advantage for the Defenders. It's going to be a tough fight and their crowd actually engages.
Where’s that goofy ahh Austrian gay louis fan?
>>155062013>Perez is probably the biggest mistake trade of the league this year. Goodness.Remember when people said Repole was rigging it for STL?
Just got here, let's go Battlehawks!
>>155062023You can say ass you zoomer faggot
>>155061931Kek. Classic Simpsons was so good for providing us with these timeless memes.
Fat ass Center needs to move
>>155062046calm down unc ts not that serious
>>155061987If the Hawks DO make it, they'll need to play better than they have in weeks. Defenders would destroy them.>>155061996This.
KING OF SPRING
Perez sucks so hard man
King of Spri-ACK!
Points on the board for the birds. Would have liked a TD, but oh well.
>>155062102That’s what Becht said at the beginning of the last game.
>>155061948Wut?
>>155062141They made a new Orlando team instead of reviving the Orlando Apollos from the AAF.
GOOD
>2 4 point FGs in our own stadium>Neither were even attempted by >usWonderful
With that kick, he's getting the call to the NFL if he hasn't gotten it yet.
Hell of a boot right there
>>155062157>hey made a new Orlando team instead of reviving the Orlando Apollos from the AAF.That isn't possible due to who currently owns the trademarks.
>be battlecucks>losekek
>>155062157reviving the guardians would have been more likely
>>155062196the Ghost of Becht looms large
>>155062207>Reviving the Tardians>Could’ve called them the re-TardsIt would’ve been perfect. >Absolute freakin’!
Louis Perez throw more than 2 yards down field challenge: Impossible
DC winning the rivalry, Hawks :)
>>155062240Pipe down, peasant. The King of Spring’s experience speaks for itself.
>>155062237
>>155062237Did somebody say FREAKIN
nice drop bro
>droppedkek lel oh no!
>>155062237>>155062265>>155062314
LMAOOOOO
>That drop by ButlerMoore did literally the exact same thing last game. Same number, same drop.
These guys STINK
Thank you based reffie you are my greatest ally.
>dropped WIDE open passIt's looking like Defenders are going to repeat. It's just a matter of figuring out which team is going to be more fun to watch play against them. Since the Hawks are DC's rivals, I'm going with that, but don't know if they're going to give us a fun game at all.>Saved by refsJust crown DC now
HOWARD FINALLY GETS HIS FIRST FUCKING TD OF THE YEAR AFTER LEADING THE LEAGUE IN RUSH YARDS
what was that celebration lol
Touchdown!
>>155062372>Saved by refsCome on now. That was clear defensive holding in the end zone.
>>155062023be humble
>>155062386Girl “push-ups.”
>>155062408>>155062391Gang's all here.
>>155062408sit down
No flag for false start? RT jumped a full second early.
that shove lmao
>Roughing on the punterlmao
Why would he do that? That guy served no purpose whatsoever.>>155062430
>>155062501I don’t know what it tacked that reply onto the end, I didn’t click on it. I fucking hate phoneposting.
>>155062501He's a punter, he wanted to feel important.
They are winning this DESPITE of poorez lmao
>PoorezThat's a fucking walk in TD. And they're STILL trying to defend Perez.
Luis Perez the checkdown king
>perez
>>155062549Silence, chud, and kneel before your sovereign.
Lmao he can't even check down properly.
back to back overthrown checkdowns...
My tickets to the championship are officially locked in, bros!
Perez wanting to do the vaunted 3 checkdown overthrows in a row.
>>155062610The call it the crown trick.
is pratt still injured?
>>155062631Yeah Pratt is on IR. Or cut, one or the other.
Bros, I’m just gonna say it. This game sucks.
FEEEEEEEENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
>>155062671hopefully it picks up in the 2nd half
Never thought I would hear Hallowed Be Thy Name as filler music on a football broadcast.
>>155062677Every time I hear that name, all I can think about is the Cum Town bit.
>>155062607based
>>155062699Legit no fucking idea what you're talking about.
>>155062729https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zJs_2-AFCHY
>>155062561Kek
MOTHERFUCKING TUDDIE COCKSUCKERS
Touchdown, Battlehawks take the lead!
>>155062517It's OK. I've only started trying to move back to laptop instead of being on the phone so much here. I still do phonepost myself, but I find that I have to proofread much more before replying.
DC will heem either team desu
Rogers looks rattled.
run the ball kangz
>>155062787I could proofread 8 times and find a different mistake every time, then post and find 3 more.
Ahhh St. Louis jumspcare
DOUBLE PASS INTERCEPTION KINO
double pass and its picked lol
WHAT A FUCKING PIG
KWAB
I'll give Louisville credit for having the balls to try that, and it almost worked. That scared me.
was that the first double forward pass of the season?
>>155062807This happens to me too, so I'm glad to see that it's not just me.>>155062853They FINALLY do it and it's picked off! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Now they'll NEVER do this again in the UFL. FUCKING DAMMIT! Still kino for the attempt..
Since nobody answered last halftime, I’ll post it again. “United Bowl” is kind of a weak name, so I’ve been trying to come up with alternate, snappier names. Best I’ve thought of so far is the “Spring Showdown.” Thoughts? Any other ideas?
>>155062896Sprang Bowl
>>155062896Are you asking about what to call the general after UFL is over?
>>155062896whats wrong with "UFL Championship Game"?
>>155062917too long
>>155062952retard kino
>>155062896How about the Beerhawks Bowl? Would that work?
>>155063043It could work for this game only.
>>155062909No, just a better name than “United Bowl” in general.>>155062917Same thing that’s wrong with the current one. It’s boring and uninspired. Which sounds better to you, “AFL-NFL World Championship Game” or “Super Bowl”?
>>155063043I’m not talking about this particular championship, I’m talking about the official name for all UFL championships.
>>155063059bowl is an unnecessary naming convention remnant. it doesn't need to be present
>>155063096I know, that’s why I suggested “Spring Showdown”.
>>155062896The Holtz Cup
looks like latulas was limping
These two do not work well together.
Why is Louisville playing so far off?
SOFT FLAG
lmao thats really a penalty?
>>155063159Letting hawks win because they know STL vs DC will draw dimes and benefit the league.
That should have been 6 at the wobbler.
damn that would have been a pick six
>letting them puntRIGGED
smooth bullshittery from dean. impressive
>>155063106How about any of these:>Trogdor's Championship >Dragon's Showdown>The DiNucci CupWhat do you think?
>>155063204>>155063209He’s right.
>>155063230Based rules autism anon.
>>155063159They got the call from Repole. That double forward pass that was picked off was underthrown and picked on purpose. DC v. STL bowl is better for views and for the league.
Y’all took Battlehawks ML right?
DAMN
nice play by winstead
>>155063253Fuck no. I took Louisville moneyline.
KANGZ TD
Kaw is the L-ACK!
>>155063222Based and checked to any and all of them.
dang hawks are chokers
>>155063310Can’t get that Becht stank out of ‘em.
>>155063322They already have. No Becht team has looked even competitive in the playoffs, this is a 1 point game.
>>155063325Storm looked alright when Bean went down.
>>155063336For those 3 plays?
>>155063322Becht a shitter
>>155063336Kek, that’s the Sanders effect.
>>155063340Yeah they finally scored a tuddy kek
>>155063222the game has to be played in seattle if they choose any of these names
>>155063356they really need to cut him
ANOTHER FUCKING WOBBLER TO A WIDE OPEN TOUCHDOWN
>>155063383I said it last threat and I’ll say it again. He should’ve been cut the second the Pooisville game ended. It’s offensive how bad he is.
watching perez waste these opportunities is really frustrating
>>155063325No, they’ll only get that monkey off their backs if they win this game.
>>155063448Yeah, he's so bad he couldn't be a 3rd stringer for the 23 Brahmas.
>Perez throws yet another overthrown wide open pass that would have been a TDCongratulations Defenders on the repeat.
>>155063454FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT IT NAGATOROBRO
Perez is absolute GARBAGE
>>155063457how the fuck did he manage to make a roster in the first place?
KANGOSPRANG
>>155063480
>Miss wide open TD>Give up easy long runFuck me
>"the league is about giving players an opportunity">there are pseudo-franchise quarterbacks and some other role players that rotate across all the teams, taking away chances from unproven players
KANGZ TD! Wheeler probably getting the call for the NFL.
There's no way the ufl allows Louisville to win. It will tank their numbers if some bumfuck year 1 team wins. They're making DC the scapegoat everyone remembers and giving perez a last ring before he retires.
LOOK AT THOSE WHEELSand the booing resumes lol
That's a block in the back isn't it?
THATS A BLINDSIDE BLOCK, CHAKLENGE THAT PROEHL YOU IDIOT
L-L-LAND DRAGON 2LETS GO DEANO
>>155063518
>He totally hits him shoulder to shoulderYou call that a BITB literally every return.
>>155063518Challenge failed
SCREW YOU DEAN
>gay louiskek lel oh no!
>>155063532i have the high ground. dont try it
What the fuck is he jumping around for like an idiot?
>that little hop before the sacklol
KING OF SPRING JUMPY
Dean usually lets this shit go so it's got to be egregious.
Perez is making this too hard for his receivers. I still think they can pull out the win, but still.
yeah thats a hold
so blandino's audio can be heard in the stadium as well as the broadcast?
>>155063590Yeah.
>>155063590"Heard". You hear something but it's usually impossible to understand.
Can we get a review guy that doesn't sound like Lumburgh's effeminate son?
It's annoying, but yeah, that looked like a hold to me.>>155063590Yep, the fans there hear it too. I went to a game last month and I could hear him when there was a challenge.
>and another challenge for down the stretchi thought they changed it to 1 challenge per game regardless of whether you have a successful challenge
Who here /druk/???WHAT A LIFE
>>155063510I swear, if we lose another championship to Luis fucking Perez, I’m killing myself right there in the stadium in front of my family and everyone.
>>155063612They did, the announcers don't know or care
>>155063613
>>155063614Don't worry bro, you won't have that problem. He's not making it.
>>155063590From my experience (aviators home opener) no you don't hear shit. The half time show also had shit audio despite the stadium being designed to host concerts, so it probably differs stadium to stadium
>>155063612They think all football is the NFL, please understand.
The shota in the Arlington tourism ad is cute.
Jesus christ Perez what a fucking loser.
BOOOOOOOOrez
Stallworth is a hoss.
THAT'S FUCKING CLEAR GROUNDING WHAT THE FUCK
>>155063623>>155063647i get the feeling fox doesnt do much research for their broadcasts lol
Maybe next year, battlecucks :^)
Fuck me dude this kicker is amazing.
dude might be on an NFL roster in a month
Battlesissies???? WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?!?!?!??!
That kicker's definitely going to the NFL. Holy shit.
he's gettin an NFL job
Which NFL team would benefit most from having Tanner Brown kicking for them?
>two 4-point fgs in one gamehes getting the call for sure
>>155063723Our QB is dogshit, this shouldn't be a surprise to anyone.
>>155063590>>155063646I can mirror this sentiment. At the Fendies vs. Gamblenecks game, I couldn’t hear fuck all. Couldn’t hear the ref calls, couldn’t hear the challenge audio, and the halftime show was worst of all. Might been the crowd noise, but it was really echo-y and garbled.
Austriabro gone just like that.
Perez has no heart, just looks absolutely checked outKWAB status
What are they feeding these UFL kickers?
every fucking year man
gay louis kek
>>155063729Giants
PEREZ! HE WAS WIDE OPEN ON YOUR LEFT! DO YOU WANT TO LOSE?
>>155063729Cardinals, Saints, Eagles
>>155063738He knows its everyone else's fault. He can do no wrong.
>>155063723>st. Louis imploding during playoffsSeems like a normal end of the season.
>>155063738He’s been chatting with McClendon in the facility.
>Kill to a run>They knew you were doing it>Howard just wills his way to a firstMonster. Shame he's so slow.
Final score 29-26, STL gets a TD, misses the 3, can't convert the 4th down(it's a screen to Butler).
becht and the battlehawks are both cursed somehow
>>155063739hopes and dreams. It's the easiest job to showcase your skills because the vast majority of kicks are entirely on the kicker so doesn't have to deal with other players messing with your job interview. I'd imagine UFL is becoming attractive to non signed kickers because they still get a check and instead of just trying out for a single team and being at their mercy for a salary, the entire NFL gets to see you so competition should lead to a bigger salary
battleclits are so pathetic
>that giggling after the sack
>PerezThat was a good rush but you have to be able to get rid of the fucking ball.
>90 seconds left in a battlehawks home gamefinally the game has begun
>>155063808They’re not winning.
>>155063781They are trying very very VERY hard to give this game to STL and Perez keeps fucking it up.>HUDDLE UP! HUDDLE UP!No, SHUT THE FUCK UP Perez. You're the only one fucking up.
>Holds it>HOLDS IT>HOLDS IT!!!!!!!
SACK EM AGAIN
Perez has no fucking urgency
>>155063806>>155063817Erin Gaygers does this shit too, I hate it so much.
KANGS COME THE FUCK ON
Gill needs a new jersey lol
You can take the Becht out of STL
>>155063759The only correct answer is the Giants. They’ve lost their starting kicker in consecutive years and had to put their punter out there. It’s lost them several games just from that. Did you forget about Younghoe Koo being so bad at kicking he literally ended up saving someone’s life by sending him to the hospital from laughing too hard?
>Aggie playcalloh no, they're gonna lose
Jesus christ dude. Jarveon tried so hard to will them to something.
These damn yellow hankies
OOF
My kakaws ;_;
EVERY FUCKING YEAR GOD DAMN IT
AND THERE IT FUCKING IS
lmao. Poorez.
Always the bridesmaid never the Bride.
>>155063869:-(
Better luck next year STL
This is the most kino United Bowl result
>>155063848>Did you forget about Younghoe Koo being so bad at kicking he literally ended up saving someone’s life by sending him to the hospital from laughing too hard?what
Welp, it was a good season. I guess I'll cheer for a DC repeat in the title game. I like those guys too.
Congratulations Kangz! I was rooting for you! I just wish the championship was against the Aviators, but at least it's against a good team with good fans like the Defenders.
>>155063890https://giantswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/giants/2026/04/28/ex-new-york-giants-younghoe-koo-inadvertently-saved-mans-life-botched-fg/89833997007/
>>155063908Damn that looked like it hurt. Is he dead?
>>155063946The man or the kicker?
>>155063957Kicker
>>155064044No, he just got fired. He’s currently with the other New York abomination.
Which part of Louisville are you from? New Albany reporting in.
