>>155046552game 3 of the finals goes tuesday.
>>155062382If this Dylan Larkin trade-request report is true, I want him gone. Simple as that.This is the captain of the Detroit Red Wings. The hometown guy. The face of the franchise. The player who was supposed to represent loyalty, accountability, and dragging this team back to relevance. And now, in the Red Wings’ 100th season, after years of the fanbase defending him, excusing the losing, and treating him like the one untouchable piece, he reportedly asks out?Pure garbage.And the worst part is the no-trade clause. He doesn’t just ask out — he has the contract power to completely handcuff the team. That means Detroit can’t just take the best package. They can’t open the market properly. They can’t maximize leverage. They have to work around his preferred destinations while the entire league knows the captain wants out. That is brutal asset-management sabotage from the one guy who was supposed to be leading the room.You want out? Fine. Then take the “C” off immediately.Because this isn’t some random middle-six winger asking for a change of scenery. This is the captain. This is the guy who signed long-term, got paid, got protected, got marketed as the heart of the rebuild, and now when the pressure gets unbearable, he wants the escape hatch?No thanks.I don’t care how many points he has. I don’t care that he’s from Michigan. I don’t care that he suffered through the worst years. Captains don’t pull this kind of stunt and then keep being treated like franchise royalty. If you don’t want to be here, you should not be leading this team for one more shift.Trade him. Strip the captaincy. Turn the page.The Red Wings are bigger than Dylan Larkin.
>>155062382>34retard
>>155062418By that guys logic yzerman should be gone too.
>>155062418Redd*tors called for Yzerman's head for 82 games straight but instantly jumped back on his dick when a player stopped pretending the team is good.
>I wouldn't give Carter Hart anything and that includes an NHL contract>I can have a sense of humor about Mitch Marner. I can't have a sense of humor about Carter Hart. He shouldn't be in these playoffs.>He shouldn't be playingHe's got a point, you know
>>155062466That hockey culture is toxic like that book he has proudly on display.
Stop watching Steve Dangle
Hi all, and welcome to the Support and Recovery Thread.Tough game, huh? We all expected to have to recover from a 4-0 blowout and Mitch Marner highlight reels. Little did we know we'd get the extra sting of losing in 2OT. I kept waking up in the night thinking, "No way. We were almost there. Jankowski almost had that."Take this space to vent or emote. If you can, end your comment with a silver lining.My silver lining is that the team seemed to play harder in front of Bussi, like they did pre-olympic break. That could be a game changer.
We all love the sport of hockey but can we all also agree that the institutions which bring it to a commercial and professional level are inarguably messed up?
>>155062537God i wish these commie faggots would shut the fuck up
I know we had no business even being in that OT but that is the most brutal bounce in hurricanes history after mostly dominating the ot and it has to be the worst way for that almost instant classic to end.
>Flames Edition Threads: Fun, good posts, kind of like kicking back with your bros and talking about stuff while watching hockey.>Non-Flames Edition Threads: Full of gay nerds, boring, redditposting, cringe content
Was just visiting my mom and she said the hockey game last night was grear . Was this another one of her lies ? I didn't watch for obvious reasons
>>155062586>too stupid to link your thread>made 5 posts talking to yourself then abandoned it anywaysSorry you are a moron.
>>155062466after how badly he shit himself in the third period he might be right tbqhwyf
>>155062441>>155062453Why are we shitting on Yzerman? Winning is HARD in this league. Yes, it's been a long time since playoffs but jeez... Ya got some good pieces and now your captain want to peace out. How is that his fault?
>>155062608Flames Nation chads we're under attack and facing discrimination again
what is dongle's stance on the nhl shoving life destroying gambling on every one of its viewers endlessly?
>>155062418>>This is the captain of the Detroit Red Wings. The hometown guy. The face of the franchise. The player who was supposed to represent loyalty, accountability, and dragging this team back to relevance. And now, in the Red Wings’ 100th season, after years of the fanbase defending him, excusing the losing, and treating him like the one untouchable piece, he reportedly asks out?>Because this isn’t some random middle-six winger asking for a change of scenery. This is the captain. This is the guy who signed long-term, got paid, got protected, got marketed as the heart of the rebuild, and now when the pressure gets unbearable, he wants the escape hatch?wheres the lie?
>>155062615Not sure what their cap situation is but throwing serious money at him would be silly.Been on a nice stretch here to reach the finals but has to finish the job first and stop sharting.
Red wangz cap has played more team usa games than gary off games.
nobody copes more than roid
>>155062651>good piecesliterally who
>>155062673He's complaining about the effect without looking at the cause.If an F1 driver is given a lawn mower instead of a car to race with you don't blame the driver for losing.
>>155062756who's the driver and who's the lawn mower?
>>155062742>laffs
>>155062605first period was nothing, second had a few funny no-goals and then an assraping by the knigs, 3rd was a hilarious meltdown/comeback depending on which team you were rooting for, 1st OT was tense as a result but it was ruined in 2OT by a meme bounce
>>155062773That picture encompasses 75% of the worthwhile players on Detroit.
>>155062418This redditor has it right. Mediocre player, bad captain, on a team with no leadership. Yzerman and MacLellan likely challenged him and his response is to quit. Good riddance.
LarkinBros....HockeyTownBros....we're under attack again
>>155062889I don't think the red wings are bigger than dylan larkin though
>>155062915Who?
>>155062756A Mexican fraud almost got points in F1 today while driving a Detroit lawnmower
Justin Holl scored more five on five goals in the last 20 games in the season than Larkin
>GM is a complete retard running the team like shit>American centerpiece of the team says he's tired of the team sucking shit and being run by a retard and wants out>Fans of the team freak the fuck out and villainize him despite constantly bitching about the team being run like shit by retards>Everyone forgets about the retard GM running the team like shit and copes about loyalty on a sinking shipIt's happening again
wingstreet been cursed since they ripped out joe mama arena
"Mister carels, could you mind explaining how much time you dedicate to the farm and how much to hockey? Why should we draft you?"
Gary doesn't want to compete with the NBA so an extra day of NO hockey.
wtf I thought we were in the flames thread
Larkin can go become Marner somewhere else, good for him, he wasn't saving us and doesn't seem like a leader
>>155063365detroit is gonna end up trading Larkin, their best center since Zetterberg, for absolutey nothing. just fold the franchise bro
>american captain>abandons his team
>>155063393Good thing a canadian has never ever done that to a canadian team
>>155063401Name one time a good Canadian kid has demanded out of a Canadian team.
>>155063408gretzky
>>155063408there was that faggot frog goalie who ragequit one time on the habs
hockey?
>>155063408Heatley in Ottawa
>>155063493too much ass
>>155063506irishman detected
>>155062739They should be down 3-0 without refs
>>155063393>laffs
Why can canadians win on American teams but have a much more difficult time on their own countrys teams? The oilers would have won one if they where from houston
>>155063548Gary said we're not supposed to ask questions like that.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
arner
Scaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>155063603Retard
>>155063639that's pretty bad ass
One duck stands watch while the other eats
why do canadians?
https://youtu.be/ERYlqoRBTUw
no hockey today
>>155063831no hockey tomorrow either
>>155063548because the Canadian media and fans are very toxic. that kind of environment isn't conducive to winning
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>155063840
no hockey for a long time soon
>>155063902
>>155063902The draft and free agent frenzy are the best parts of the season. Times of hope and optimism.
My Marlies!
Is there a record for number of goals called back in a Stanley cup final game?
>>155063952My penguins ):
>>155063924what 40 years without a cup does to a nation
>>155063603He can lose the cup and still win it.Ask McFaggot.
>>1550639606
>>155063831Gary really dragging this shit out...>>155063902The draft is always funny.>>155063960Has to be recent, they didn't start this camera challenge shit that long ago?
what are some good books about hockey
>>155064087"I can't see the puck" by Dr Seuss
Listen... Just because we lost yesterday doesn't mean this series is over. We should be up 3-0 however some lucky pucks got in the way. Once we make it back to Carolina it'll be ours at home and you won't be hearing anyone speak about your r*cist goally team any longer.
>>155064051Marner will defy everything to get his cup as well.
>>155064173Will it really mean that much to him to have his name on the cup if it wasn't with his hometown team?
>dead wongs xaptain requested a tradekwab
>>1550642093 day old news btw
>laffs
>>155064321Good for them! Last years cup run for my Abbotsford Nuckies was a blast to watch.
>>155064087Since Red Wings are back in the news The Russian Five.
>>155064200Yes laffs sister, you have to let go.
Next year it will be an Islanders / Flames final and you will like it.
>>155064087aka starting strength
>>155064549Gary told me it stays in the sunbelt.
>>155064321My penguins );
>>155064660stop posting i hate you
no one likes this teams
>>155064685Cope
>>155064660i like you bro raw's on tomorrow
>>155064778Maybe I go next time it’s in Pittsburgh
Will the Sedins be able to draft the Ruck twins?
damn got really unlucky
>>155064790Quick rundown? Are they any good?
>>155064652Flims will relocate to Atlanta
can't tell if the loud mexican neighbors are fighting or having fun outside my window
>>155064814>tore up the WHL last season>the brother whose a center is projected as a late 1st round pick, while the winger is somewhere in the 2nd round>from BC who grew up watching the Sedin twins>they say they want to get drafted to the same team>it's a gimmick but I'm willing to believe in it
>>155064874Wow can’t believe I haven’t heard of them
>>155063776I’m Canadian and I’m hyped for the new fable gears of war and halo games I’m a proud Xbox fanboy
average vegas fan
>>155064913
>>155064898>I’m a proud Xbox fanboyBAH HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155064778according to testimony by E.M. players knew better than going raw
>>155064790what is this hairline called and how do I achieve it
>>155064941widow's peak and it's easy if you have a regular hairline to begin with
gary better not give the hart to this loser
>>155065014nah it'll go to mcdavid
>>155065014no ploffs, no hart.
>hart speaking of hart he should win the masterton trophy
>>155065093the "danny" master(bator)ton trophy? definitely
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780889912383614.mp4
>>155064087
The following trade proposal came to me in a dream:To DET:MisaDickinson2OA, 20OA, and however many 1RPs after that they're legally allowed to tradeTo SJ:LarkinSeiderRaymond
>>155065151sorry i dont listen to rape music
>>155065210oh you don't like country?
>>155065214i dont like the whole continent
/hoc/ should apply
>>155065214basee
>>155065214shania...
>>155065248How would you make the >laffs a better team, /hoc/?
>>155065208Yzerman would be publicly executed the next morning (not because the trade is lopsided; wongs just can't afford to reset the rebuild like this without heads rolling)
WHOSE BED HAVE YOUR BOOTS BEEN UNDER?AND WHOSE HEART DID YA STEAL I WONDERRRAND THIS TIME DID IT FEEL LIKE THUNDER BAYBY
>>155065268by exterminating judea, deporting all nonwhites from canada and the USA, and banning women's rights
>>155065151ahem...marner
>>155065268relocate to charlottetown rename to canoodlers
>>155065208retard
>>155065290don't think gary would sign off on that
kangz news>Elliotte Friedman says at some point on Saturday he thought the Leafs were going to hire Laviolette, now it appears Laviolette has a decent chance of being the next Head Coach of the Kings
>>155065380Why does every shit goalie keep getting hired?
Connor McNoCups
>>155065396Peter Philip Laviolette Jr. was a dman
>>155065396Meant to say coach idk why I typed goalie
>>155065446>>155065423
>>155065446in that case, it's because owners are too scared of taking chances on new guys when old guys who have been around are up for grabs, especially if they've won a cup before i think
>>155065489Winning a cup 20 years ago means Jack shit
>>155065380>>155065489>>155065509If the Kings have to take another retread, I'm ok with a guy who has three SCF appearances and one win, even if that win came 20 years ago. Not like the Kings are winning shit for the foreseeable future.
>>155065521the kings are going to have a retarded amount of cap space after next season so if they're smart and lucky they may well become a contender again
>>155065509torts is going to prove this wrong
>>155065538I think they might be just one Alex Tuch contract away
>>155065643...and still have enough room for mcdavid if his glamorous wife wants him to move to LA
bros... this wait is fucking stressful
>>155062382Lmao these teams keep putting the C on players that want off their team
>>155065675>were pretty fucked if im the best player
>>155062418>The Red Wings are bigger than Dylan Larkin.lol. They might be bigger, but they're certainly not any better than him. Dogshit leadership, dead franchise. You can whine about Larkin all you want, but the person you that you really need to hit the fucking road is Yzerman. As long as his dumbass is around, you are irrelevant.
>>155063428That was Pat Roy. His coach would not pull him after 8 goals,. This made him legit pissed
>>155062651>Ya got some good piecesExcept you didn't.
>>155065688he won in the end though, because he won the cup with the avs that very season he was traded to them
>>155065688he was kind of a bitch
>>155065708he can't hear you say that because of the stanley cup rings plugging his asshole and urethra (he's screaming in pain)
>A championship-winning hockey team has been expelled by its league after players and staff were filmed destroying the trophy they had just won.>The Pétroliers de Laval, also known as the Laval Oilers, won the Ligue Nord-Américaine de Hockey championship on May 2 after sweeping the Bataillon de Saint-Hyacinthe in the final and claiming the Gilles-Rousseau Cup.>However, the celebration quickly spiraled into controversy after footage spread online showing members of the organization damaging the trophy in the locker room.>One viral clip showed an individual hitting the cup with a professional wrestling-style elbow drop, drawing comparisons to WWE legend “Macho Man” Randy Savage and Shawn Michaels.>The LNAH responded on May 3 by suspending the Oilers indefinitely, saying videos and photos showed the trophy being destroyed by players and staff members. The league called the actions “disgraceful” and said they showed a clear lack of respect for previous champions, as well as the integrity and image of the LNAH.>On May 29, the league confirmed that governors from its member teams had voted in favor of expelling and dissolving the Oilers organization.
>>155065725based retards
>>155065725uh i'm thinkin' based
>>155065725>May 29the same day that Rome fell (fall of Constantinople) and so it's pottery that it's the same that spelled the Laval Oilers's doom.
LMAO
>>155065769First Kane and now Subban.Does Kash think he's black or something
>>155065787garland was there too! that evens it out
>>155065627The exception isn’t the rule
>>155064898I still only have a ps4. I was planning to buy an Xbox to play Starfield, but it looked so average it didnt seem worth it. I'm going to buy a ps5 when DOA 7 comes out and hopefully Starfield will be on PS5 by then.
Jen
>>155065854what
>>155065862is that real?
>>155065769>>155065854>saaaar I am the loo ranger, you are my side bitch lasagna
Anyone else extremely discouraged?This series isn’t over.. but if Vegas wins we’ve had HORRIBLE luck with the last decade of Cup winners?- TB in 2020 and 2021- VGK in 2023 and 2026- FLA in 2024 and 2025If you ask every other fanbase what team they hate the most they’d probably say Vegas. Then ask them what team is the dirtiest in the league, they’d probably say either FLA/TB.I can’t remember a stretch like this where it seems like the “villain” won this often.
oh great the redditposting retard is back
yejibros we preferred when idols looked like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnAhnxmSNFw&list=RD5M69TE1yzt4&index=8
>>155065980
>>155064790>guy with AIDS>smaller guy with AIDS>smallest guy, who gave the other two guys AIDS
After Trump attends the nba finals game the nhl will be the only sport where trump hasn’t attended the finals
>>155065952Do people actually view Tempa Bay as villains, or is this just redditors talking bullshit?
>>155066118surprising given how much he does like hockeydoes he not like it more than the rest?
>>155066139Idk but he’s friends with the panthers owner and said he wanted to go to a game but I think last year he couldn’t because Israel started bombing Iran during the finals
>>155066159100% gary at work
>>155065725waow
>>155066118kek trump is gonna kill all the momentum for the Knicks.
>>155066345heard you have to get there 2 hours early at least
>>155066377Any good goy does that
>>155066345i don't even get why he would want to go. he gets booed at every sporting event besides nascar and ufc
>>155066404sticking it to the pinko mayor
>>155066404imagine if he had floor seats jawing with the players
>>155066418he likes the pinko mayor though.
will you shut the fuck up
>>155066465no
>>155066465
>brind'amour said he doesn't anticipate any changes to the lineupbased keep freddy in
>>155066697What are the odds Rod is just lying?
>>155065268You have to start by rounding up all the media retards who know nothing about hockeg and chase out their best players while lauding bums and kill them. After that who knows.
>>155065268relocate them to the sunbelt
>>155066889yeah it would be more likely that your dick would relocate into my ass than that were to happen
>>155066970its either that or Ontario becomes the 52nd state after Alberta that way they no longer have the 1993 debuff
>>155066974so what you're saying is that either your dick relocated into my bussy or ontario relocates into americaa grim proposition either way imho
the darkest hours of the night
>>155065268Move them to Atlanta.
>>155067005seems a bit dramatic
>>155065725>won the Ligue NwordlmaoWhy not just fine them and move on?Broke ass fags got shook and cried to have them permabanned?Has to be more going on there.
>>155065952Florida stopped McRetard twice.They were the good guys
knights play tuesday
wednesday*
At this point it looks like Marner is gonna win the Conn Smythe even if the Canes win, which player could realistically get it now that Freddy has sucked in the last 3 games?
>>155067116Good question, and Hall is 11 points behind Marner.
>>155067116Give it to Rod of course
>>155067169does he get fired if they lose
>>155067182Not a chance
where is everyone
>>155067440
what's manny thinking here?
>Cricket will be Canada's new national sportNah, it'll be basketball.
turning 40 soon and i think i might need glasses soon what the fuck. been having trouble reading small text how fucking gay
>>155067564If they looked like this SURE i'll drop /hoc/
listening to some old taylor swift albums right now
>>155067622Based. For me it's:Speak NowFearless = Red1989FolkloreReputationEvermoreLoverI fell off after that too much tay tay exposure. I heard the new album sucks but I like Opalite a lot.
>>155067622>>155067635What are you two, women?
>>155067544https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ylwckvByk
women are stupid and i don't respect them
>>155067654that's right, i just have ___ ____ ____
Mitch Marner
we love marner here
i miss calling them marners
Did you thank Gary today?>The NHL continues to experience record growth on a year over year basis, Commissioner Gary Bettman indicated in his State of the League press conference.>He said the NHL's revenue valuation this season is currently between $7.5 billion and $8 billion, give or take on either end.Brainpower? LOL>All-Star 11 Games: NHL, NHLPA Put 'A Lot Of Brainpower' In Creating New All-Star Weekend Format.Gary must have heard enough shit about 3 on 3 and chose that as the standard.
>>155067677We still call them that despite the rumblings
Don't you want some Gary to loveDon't you need some Gary to love...
>>155067681nope. we don't call those that here now. been telling you retards since last summer.
>>155067681>t. Seething >laff
can't call them mcdavids anymore
Marner
>>155067705pedo
>>155067705>no cock bulge dropped!
>>155067707compliment
>>155067712you're the guy who coomed on the kid's panties aren't you
>>155067717Afraid not.
>>155067708Why are you gay?
>>155067712>>155067720kiill yourself
>>155067727No
>>155067724i am in it to win it faigt
>>155067736By sucking dick? Not sure how that's gonna help you win.
>>155067705I want to be the very best!
if alyssa was canadian, she would be a canucks fan.
>>155067764im getting sharks vibes from her is she from california
How long until Matthews requests a trade out of Toronto?
>>155067921never
>>155067921>requesting a tradeHe's american so he'll say how much he loves playing for the leafs and how much of an honour it is then leave in free agency
CANADAAAAA hahah yes
Got too high before going through the Tims drive thu and accidentally mumbled a racial slur into the order box
>>155067921The minute they offer him a fair value contract
>>1550679214 seconds after my response
>>155068061
>the piss and shit team farts it's way into another cupAnd yet this is somehow preferable to the alternative
>>155068107>laffs
the wifebeater has decided to stop playing hockey and instead just beat up his wife day in and day out
>>155068061I have a special Marner brewing
>>155067952Frig off dave
Based Mitchie
if im yzerman I let larkin fucking rot and make an example of this primadonna malcontent
>>155068250
mackinnon should win the hart for maximum /hoc/ seethe
>>155068252Great way to ensure no player wants to sign with your team
crosby is an abbo unfortunately
>no game tonight eitherGary...
>>155068250>good ol' ontario boy rapes the league
>>155068278>laffs
the laffsbot is broken again
>>155068250what escaping the horrible terrible confines of the toronto media (that only impacts him) will do to a fella
Knights don't play toknight but Raws on toknight
>>155068326Laffs are getting McKenna while >wongs' captain wants out KWAB
>>155068250lmaoThat place is just fucking cursed.
Mitch McMarner
Wrestlefags OUT
E-God board Then Now Forever
Do Toronto players even give a shit anymore? Multi millionaires living in one of the most expensive cities in NA being able to travel anywhere to do stuff or play golf, etc. I could give two shits about bringing a cup home to a bunch of tech Bros and indians.
>>155068374> ((( laffs )))
>>155068443BASEDHAUSEN
>>155068467Cool it with the antisemitism. The draw was completely fair and impartial.
Do Detroit players even give a shit anymore? Multi millionaires living in one of the most deprecated cities in NA forced to travel anywhere else to do stuff or play golf, etc. I could give two shits about bringing a cup home to a bunch of methheads and blacks.
Do Dallas players even give a shit anymore? Multi millionaires living in one of the most no milly cities in NA forced to travel anywhere else to do stuff or play golf, etc. I could give two shits about bringing a cup home to a bunch of homos and dilly
Do Vegas players give too much of shit? Multi millionaires living in one of the most based cities in NA being able to do anything like nosebeers or play golf, etc. I would certainly give two shits about bringing a cup home to a bunch of whores and big dick chads.
>>155068532Throw them at reporters?
Do Islanders players even give a shit anymore? Multi millionaires living in one of the most deprecated cities in NA forced to travel anywhere else to do stuff or play golf, etc. I would certainly give two shits about bringing a cup home to a bunch of italians and bud.
>>155068532Kill yourself with it so you don't have to be drafted by the islanders
Do >rags players even give a shit anymore? Multi millionaires living in one of the most jewish cities in NA forced to travel anywhere else to do stuff or play golf, etc. I would be honored to give two shits about bringing a cup home to a bunch of hebrews and Gary.
Do >shorks players even give a shit anymore? Multi millionaires living in one of the most deprecated cities in NA forced to travel anywhere else to do stuff or play golf, etc. I could give two shits about bringing a cup home to a bunch of homosexuals and Patrick Marleau (never drew a dime).
I'VE MADE PROMISES THAT I CAN'T KEEP, I FELL ASLEEPI WAS THE ONE WHO LOCKED THE DOOR, I LOST THE KEY. TOLD ME LIES STRAIGHT TO MY FACE, BUT I GUESS THATS FAAATE
[Sad News]
>>155068638>win medal >lose at gollumkwab
>>155068638idiot!!!
>>155068638God I miss this goofy retard
>>155068532>>155068526I want more stories like this, what other dumb bullshit are prospects getting asked to deal with
>>155068638send out a search party
>>155068666>@TSNDarrenDreger 5m ago>Being told prospects are being instructed by teams to decide which is heavier: A kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers.
>>155068666checked!
>>155068688Steel is obviously heavier than feathers. What kind of retard doesn't know that?
>>155068688it's obviously a kilogram of steel
>>155068688>both
>Larkin has a 3 team list: Wild, Panthers, Knightsper Detroit Free Press article this AM but it's a paywall
>>155068690>According to Malhotra, an unidentified team later revealed to be the Montreal Canadiens asked the question.>Malhotra’s revelation follows what happened at last year’s combine when the Canadiens asked a very similar, tweaked question>>They’re asking players if they were stranded in a desert with someone and only a bottle of water and a baseball bat, and you can’t share the water, and the other person takes the water first, what do you do with the bat?
>>155068708oh this nigga wild about children
>>155068708>KnightsTo no-one's surprise. When will Gary's nepobaby stop getting away with it?
>>155068495>laffs
>>155068638Derp!>>155068666>The Canadiens and other teams also often have prospects get up and do activities that test their ability to focus or their risk-assessment awareness. According to RG’s Marco D’Amico, the Habs asked players to try to throw a puck into a garbage can. They could throw from anywhere in the room, but if they missed, Montreal wouldn’t draft them.
>get forced to do retarded tasks in order to get drafted or get buttfucked in the showers like Kyle Beach didlmao becoming an NHL player seems lame as fuck
>>155067005lmao look at that trophy
>>155067005which finishing move
>Messier compared Marner’s awareness on the too many men to Gretzky. Loosely - “the IQ like that only 99 had. They notice everything.”Marner after the game on the penalty shot.>“I didn’t realize they changed goalies.”
Huomenta. Did some yoga this morning and stacked golfballs as well as looked at bricks and threw pucks into trash cans all before sunrise
>>155068786So he's saying Marner is great at noticing men?
pidser is going in the oven soon, bros
>>155068901Source?
>>155068929the laffer obsession never stops
>>155068929based Jihadri once a Flame always a Flame
Panthers new 4C just arrived
>>155068954>laffs
>>155068981>>155068990>laffs
>i'm on a shit team with a joke of a coach but you better trade me to either last year's stanley cup champs, this year's stanley cup finalists, or the fucking minnesota wild
lost respect for larkin tbqdesu
>>155068980>wanting a trade to minnesota Larkin is a pedo confirmed
>>155068980let this fucker rot stevie
>>155068980cant for for ledecision2026
Budcesion 2022 (Easter's Version)
>>155068980>PanthersUnderstandable>KnightsUnderstandable>mild???
>>155069060dilly kiddy diddly larkin
babby wants to go where his friends are, who won't be mean to him
DBo$$ pls stay theyre still figuring out the pizza delivery systems to your seat at the Little Caesars Pizzarena
>>155069060he wants to join quitt hughes and prove how useless american players are
>>155069092>92>detroit
>>155069100Mayhe he always turns into a ghost in March and wants to spook Hughes
>Larkin names 3 teams he's willing to drop his NTC for>Minnesota>Vegas>Floridathe NHL is lame and gay
>>155069144True he should jump to my islanders
>lame and gay>posts trannymeCANNOT make this shit up
>Larkin to Florida>Wongs meme their way into the 1st round and bootyblast the kitties
>>155069176>team is just gonna do better after losing their top centredoubt
Tkachuk for Larkin straight up Who says no
>>155068565this is probably the best time to be drafted by them though
>>155069212Tkachuk would say no lol he can't handle a rust belt death sentence now that he has slammed BBLs and tooted pure coke
Our Sennies indirectly mentioned :)
>Stanley Cup Champion and Flames Legend Dylan LarkinIt would beyond based, flameschads
>>155069144>admitting you're a loser who only has a chance of winning the Cup if you go to a contender/recent cup winnerHe only added the >mild to that list to throw us off the scent kek
>>155068101>>155068250I hope they let Marner lift the cup first, okay with it being Hart as well.
>>155068776Here fren...>>155065725
>>155069277>demanding a trade to chongcouver
>>155069301that isnt how it works retard
>>155068980Larkin knows Tampon LGBTQning are a bunch of frauds
Are we going to have to find a new name to use instead of marner
Fuck Larkin. Fuck his delusional list. Fuck his 5 on 5 suckitude. Fuck his 2nd half skids. Fuck his pissypants attitude and post-game saddies.Strip the C.Award it to Seider. Celebrate Seider's C all Summer and pre-season.Make Larkin come to every game, but never let him play.
>>155069337I won't be
>>155069337Frontrunners right now are Chaykas and MacKinnons. I'm more partial to the latter myself
>>155069301why would they let the losing team lift the cup?
>Bulju's škoda gold medal was stolen in a karaokebarlmao
>larkin to seattle for future considerations
>>155069337>Whoever you hate the most>MacKinnon, Matthews, McDavid
>>155069337there's been like 8 by now newfag
>>155069337my morning bennett is always trashing my insides
>handcuffing Yzerman this hard so he has zero leverage in a potential tradeKek based Dilly
>>155069337Personally leaning towards Andersen if they're dumb enough to put him back in for game 4 and it goes the same way it has been so far
>>155069436the fact gary hasnt made the nhlpa do anything about tells us this is the new normalfranchise players are gonna demand out to the media and gms will be forced to capitulate
>>155069436yzerman is an absolute jannetty compared to real goats in his genny
>>155069436Isnt Larkin from Detroit and grew up as a wings fan? He must really hate Stevie and his gay plan if hes bending him over the table like this.
>>155069466he knows he cant never win playing for a snowbelt team
>>155069100>laffs
>>155065268You can't. The problem is the owner.
the sooner the Knights win the sooner we get off season /hoc/
>>155069483Is Minnesota sunbelt?
>>155069521its in the jokebelt
>>155069337My vote is mackinnons.
>>155068101>laffs
>>155068638Bulju doing Bulju things
>>155068727
>>155069579we stopped serving bud at 10:30
>>155068929plan the collage
>>155069337Ron MacLean
>>155069466>he must really hate playing with perpetually injured 38 year old busts and babyshit soft swedes with 2 last namesuh, yeah?
>>155068980Wings are absolutely fucked and unironically need to consider trading most of the rest of their roster and starting over before Seider and Raymond get sick of losing and decide they want out too
>>155069702rather heated
>>155069691>building a complete roster around a couple yuro twinksnty
>>155069691trading to who? teams desperate to add another 4th line AHL plug? they put together a shit team and the rest of the league has them by the balls, along with 8 milly dilly
>>155069702haha cool twitter post post fucking kill yourself
Sorry Steve, you can only trade me to a team that is Evil
Sorry Dilly, you aren't a Swede so you're going to take all the blame from me whenever something goes wrong
what does your hockey setup look like
>>155068532>can you build us a new stadium with these
>>155069792stop posting this whore
>>155069792probably lots of darkness and programmer socks here too
>>155069826that's somebody's son
>>155069826okay
8 milly dilly KNOWS it's time for detroit to have a black captain.if that black captain happens to be a hideous, asocial autistic albino afro-swede abomination with lifeless shark eyes, then so be it
>>155069792
>yes milly dilly demands trade to a contender >no dallasabsolute province of Dylan's milly
>>155069857sleep tight steeler
listening to Off With Their Heads
>>155069916listening to the didnt ask band: ft. dont care
>>155069932Shania pls
Looking to be traded, bro's. open to any offers to any teams
>>155069996Flames need a new retard
Tell Larkin no trades and then send him down to the AHL
bud1
>>155070054your waivers sir....
>>155070063finally a good post mitch won too
>>155070085true, 2true
DBossBro's what do I do now.......
>>155070063>>155070085>>155070108Notice how the retard who cries about Redditposting never says anything about these posts?
>>155070117>trb bubblin bout redditnews flash: it's where you're from
unlock it bud
Salary caps-hurt Canadian teams-limit the playing field-destroys player salaries-hurts the league financially
>>155070197You have really nice feet anon :3
>>155070054So much this
>>155070115and to think only 0.05% of the sale price actually went to 8 milly dilly :(
i hope this teaches gms to stay far away from nmc/ntc
the missing link
>>155070270I'd say to just get rid of it but I know the ((( NHLPA ))) would never go for it.
>>155070217jlmi
>>155070303My skull is shaped like that too
>>155070303Lmao this guy played for the Sharks
imagine being mad at mitch and his 1
Imagine not taking your meds
if vegas wins they are no longer marners and if the canes win it's eternally a marnerI have spoken.
>>155070374no one cares who you are nerd kwab
morning marner in the books
CWAB (copey what a bitch)
>>155070374>>155070434Can we just not talk about when were going to the bathroom? Is that just not a possibility?
>>155070381little rude man :(
Its going to come down to whoever wants it more in this series
40% of the game is half mental
Its going to come down to whoever scores the most goals in this series
It's going to come down to who's the least retarded in this series
Its going to come down to who's the most retarded in this series
my wallet is looking to make a trade offer for some hot 'zateams it's willing to be traded to: pizza hut, papa john's, little caesars
Marner will get another hattrick this series
My trade offer: My footYour offer: It going up your ass
>>155070606shut up red foreman
>>155070457hold on a minute need to marnerwe'll talk about this when i get back
>>155070575I've already had a hat trick of marners today
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
>>155070743based old news sister
>>155070743>3 teams with the fewest and weakest assetsit will be exciting to see how the yzerplan navigates this!
>>155070817Don't care, still laughing at dead wangs
>>155070825Vegas can trade them Bruce Cassidy lol
>>155070829slay queen kwab
>>155070743Florida and Vegas sure but mild???
>>155070562having some 'za this evening from the local 2 for 1
a friendly reminder the salary cap is holding the NHL back from being relevant
>>155070877Either he wants to be with his Olympic Bros or he's a leftoid wanting to engage in Somalian fraud
daily reminder your team is shit and run by a retard
>[Dreger] Sources: The Edmonton Oilers are consulting with the NHLPA to see if there are objections that must be resolved before potentially hiring Mike Babcock. Amid allegations of invading players privacy, Babcock resigned in CBJ as Head Coach in 2023. Further investigation may be required.
>>155070936you didn't even know Auston matthews was American you fat bozo
ooooo, mike babcock again, daring are we? oh whats next is Peter Laviolette gonna coach again? why not call up Ken Hitchcock too while we are at it! I love the NHL so much! Just keep recycling the same "winners" from 20 years ago to get more gate revenue for a team that'll drag the corpse of a team to another 1st round exit
>>155070954>BabcockNow way, this has to be fake news
McDavidBros this isn't good, Babcock is gonna find out about Conors anime stash
>>155071004Cope it's only shameful if you're ashamed
Making this chart but for NHL teams and hiring DeBoer, Hitchcock, Laviolette, Torts, McLellan, Tocchett and Ruff
>>155071004Imagine how humiliated he will be in the locker room when Babs exposes him for a filthy phone streamer
>>155071004>The Astolfo scandal
>>155070970There is nobody else to hire, they cant just bring in some nunhl coach for connors last run. The more concerning thing should be that they interviewed Laviolette and he decided he would rather coach a piece of shit Kings team than a supposed cup contending oilers team.
>le chinese cartoons :xxxx
>Peter Laviolette is being hired by the Los Angeles Kings as their next head coach, per @PierreVLeBrun.
>my team is shit and ran by retards>I'm good and I can score and make plays and be bros with the lads>I request a trade>redditors seethepoor 8 milly dilly
I wish we could win a stanley cuptruly an american sport
>>155071135Sad
Based McCrimmon forced the Oilels to sabotage McDavid's final years lmao
Alright /hoc/ hand over your phones so I can go through them and make me a list ranking everyone here based on work ethic
>>155071135ive seen five yinzer parades it got stale
>>155071004>>155071063His Astolfo collection is gonna leak to the public
>>155071158#1: Copey
This is all yzermans fault, he picks the players on the team, people think that the wings were real when they had a negative plus minus and all the stats said they were dog shit. The leadership bit is so overplayed players are playing to get payed no matter what.
Gary did Jack shit to grow the game over seas just look at /hoc/ and /nba/ for example
>>155071422we might still be more popular in finland as long as lauri markkanen is trapped on an awful team
>>155071422there are more blacks in the nhl cup final than ever before, chud.
This might be a hot take, but if a player requests a trade it should nullify their No Trade Clause. NTCs should protect the player from organizationals whimsy, but player shouldn’t be able to knee cap the org by dictating where they end up if they demand out.
>Larkin wants out>"Why would Vegas do this to us?"Calling it
i immediately scan posts for try hard and punctuation before i read them
BRING ME BUSSI
>>155071533That's actually a really good point
>>155071533Conversely, if a GM involves a player in any trade discussions but fails to move him by the deadline, he should be given an extra NTC.Paperwork filed at 3:01 PM because you're a nepo baby idiot? Knies now has a NTC. It's only fair, and he'll lose it again if he asks for a trade.
>>155071791Now youre just being silly
>>155071533agreed and why I would let larkin rot
>>155071801Everyone always tries to fuck over the players without giving anything back in return. Someone who signed a huge contract is playing like shit? Let GMs have the power to restructrure the contract to something more reasonable. An underpaid player is suddenly good? Nooooo we can't give him more money, contracts are non-negotiable!I know that we as fans want our favorite team to have the top 20 players of the league each being paid $1M plus three legends as cap dumps to reach the floor and to give speeches in the lcoker room, so our interests naturally align with ownership. but in the name of fairness all silly suggestions should go both ways.
>>155071951KWAB
>>155072039Per Friedman, Freddie is on a maintenance day
>>155072083KWAB
>>155071951Holy shit, Marner raped him so hard he quit. Kwab
>>155071951KEK
Is it over for Randy?
>>15507228377% of teams that win the third game in the SCF go on to win it
flames thread?
Got an abhorrent blog post for the next thread
>>155072283His Bussi will take a pounding even if he manages to win 3 out of 4.
>>155072477
>>155072402it just shows how stupid flames fans are that you cannot make the threads lol
>>155071951>His bussy completed obliterated, Andersen allows Bussi to take his turn
>>155071951Anderson BUCKED
