This is my country now until the World Cup ends
Root for South Korea instead of the 3rd world country
>>155070747uruguay is better than south korea in pretty much every way
why do you keep posting about being u r gayian
>>155070757Fuck you. Does Uruguay have any conglomerate like Samsung? We also have Parisite, Squid game, K pop demon hunters, BTS, Gangnam style, Baker, Han gang(Nobel literature prize winner)
>>155070797you're kinda proving his point now
>>155070797squid game!
>>155070757>>155070797desu i believe south korea is a dystopian cyberpunk simulation so i much rather live in uruguay
>>155070797kek
>>155070797How many Koreans will watch the world cup final to see BTS at half time?
>>155070797 >our culture is consumerism and netflix media You shot yourself in the foot with that argument.
>>155070797also suicide nets and tiny dicks
>>155070797>being this proud of being a vassal
>>155070797>but what about all these evil megacorps that rape us daily and these epic BRANDS(TM)???uruguay has 2-5 world cups (depends on who you ask) so they are a better country sorry i don't make the rules
>>155070723Based Αγγελόπουλος
>>155070844 Uruguay has asado, gauchos, matte, football, tango. Real culture. Amazing country.
>>155070797it's actually interesting how uruguay culture seems to be about drinking mate and relaxing and korea's about working yourself to death for corporations but both countries have a similar rather high suicide rate
>>155070917also wtf happens in lithuania
>>155070797Also Kia, Hyundai and let's not forget the one and only Daewoo
>>155070917yo hungary you alright?
>>155070819Based. Du bist in Uruguay willkommen.
>>155070961thanks fren
>>155070891 Hello my compatriot
>>155070797An Uruguayan will come and tell you all those are actually Uruguayan inventions.
>>155070917this made me curious so i looked up some stats and apparently peru has the lowest suicide rate in all of south america with 4.06 per 100k people, second best is bolivia with 6.37i guess i wouldn't be able to be unhappy if i lived in such a perfect climate and surrounded by beautiful mountains as well
>>155071020its because they are very religious and supersticious, if they kill themselves they will burn in hell and some duende will rape their family afterwards
>>155071016kek
>>155071016I'm tired of living rent free in every argie's head :(
>>155071204 Why are Argies so envious of Uruguay?
>>155071238basically>uruguay invents thing >argentines claim it for themselves>uruguayans say "uuuhh actually we invented that">argentines mock themit's quite sad really
>>155071260 I think Uruguay should take over Argentina. They are the same people and Uruguay is the superior version of the two so they should take them over instead of the other way around.
>>155071260>uruguay invents thing this has never happened btw
>>155070797oldboy > parasite
>>155070917This only proves that the murderers of Uruguay are much better at making it look like suicide
They are not aware of the massive mufa that Lugano and Abreu just unleashed on their NT by malding about muh 5 stars. And they do this while PLAYING A WC WITH BIELSA...You are daring the gods Yorugua, and the gods are vengeful.
>>155070797nobody cares about those things + you don't own Samsung, they own you and your country.
>>155070797>Han gangThose are the guys who ran a train through urmom kekw
>>155070723... or until your country is eliminated, whichever comes first?
>>155070797
A FUCKING STAR
>>155073854I had to read up on this just now. I had no clue FIFA officially recognizes Uruguay's two Olympics wins as world champion titles. Apparently the reason for it is that these tournaments were organized by FIFA and they were open to professionals plus there were no age limits like there are now. Why does no one ever bring this up then? Everyone seems to agree that Uruguay has been a world champion only twice despite FIFA saying otherwise
>>155070797pretty decent b8 ngl
>>155074136nigga typed all this lmao
>>155070924It's a random selection of countries, Lithuania isn't even near the top wolrdwide. All suicidemaxxing countries are either slavs or subsaharan, with few south americans shitholes springled here and there.
>>155074135It's a sun
>>155071238Argentina is the Turkey to Uruguay's Greece
>>155070797>Bakerwhat?
>>155070797HOLY SOVLESS
>>155071238just banter m8, buenos aires and uruguay are basically the same place
>>155070797>does uruguay have a big jew owned business as its supreme overlord?
Im tired of this Uruguay meme. They are the dirtiest motherfuckers of all football, but other continents dont have to deal with them so they fall for the "cute small nation with titles" meme every 4 years. Dirty shithousery scumbags
>>155074245Who's gonna tell him?
>>155076695Worse than Chile?
>>155070797uruguay is actually white tho
>>155071238Argentina had a better head start in history but they bankrupted themselves a dozen of times in 100 years to gradually become poorer than Uruguay, so they are seething
I only want to support whoever’s gonna win the trophy, so which country should I bandwagon?Since last year i’d already decided i was gonna root for France this WC, but Mbappe's recent performance looks way worse than I expected, so now I’m worried they might get bounced in the quarters or some shit.Should I switch to maybe Spain or Portugal instead?Also, Norway looks so good, but that feels like a bit of gamble.
>>155076695They're based.
>>155076695>They are the dirtiest motherfuckers of all footballI already support them, you don't have to sell me
>>155070723>>155070797Squid game
>>155074006why do koreans go apeshit when that gesture is made rather than jerking off to free sph content
>>155077382based
>>155070893>t. Pablo Garcia
>>155070797Yikes. Samsung owns you.
>>155078265Good point. If a girl ever sent somethink like that to me, cheeky face and all, I'd spend at the very least a full week furiously wanking to it.
>>155070723flag close enough
>>155076928No, there's nothing worse than ch*le
I am an uzbekistan and bosnia lifelong
>>155070797you forgot Flash
>>155070797Now this is some HQ bait
>>155078377 There better be more Uruguayan anons here for the world cup
>>155070723Is this just because your flag looks kind of similar as a tiny icon?
>>155076695Yes tha>>155077364It's called sovl maybe you've heard of it>>155077364Bandwagon Spain. The refs are gonna push them too because of the faggots on the team that they're trying to market
>>155076695It’s just banter la (and a bit of murderball)
>>155070723this is mine
