>p-p-please justin I'm sorry>I'll never mention your father again>p-please don't kill me
2nd for the Gaethje era
The worst thread on historyWtf not even prevoius or bjpenn.com?
The human highlight
Reddit is SEETHING over the White House card. Praying it gets canceled lmao Post reddit salt
>>155072899He knows ecatly what to look for now
Justin Goethe
#1P4Puria is such a sexy daddy...
>>155072916How do you know whats going on at Reddit?
What's Ilia going to do, punch Justin?
Calvin Kattar...now there's a name you don't hear too often nowadays
>>155072899Prime Eddie, prime Peahead and lw Max all heem Topiaria.
>>155072916>Post reddit salt
>>155072930Holy shit. Disaggregated that dunce.
>>155072862Joooostin....peeeeeaaaahead...
6 days until Gane fights.
I think it will be kino if it's cancelled as we will be able to see the US tax payer money pissed down the drain, it's also fun seeing dana's final form which is as red as a tomato. Although it's a kino list of fights so ill be salty about losing them. Tough decision.Am I allowed to think at the same time that gane is a cheat AND tom is a pussy>yes this gif is real for anyone asking
Islam breakdancing during a screwworm outbreak
dustbin... whatever happened there?
>>155073022I hope it gets cancelled too, everything about it is fucking stupid gay and shitty and it's a terrible card to begin with
>>155072999bit rude
Remember when dustin had to fight some fuckers cause his wife was grinding on some guys dick? Hot
UFC at the White House speaks volumes about our society.
Be better.
>>155073044— Bryce Mitchell
If Garth win, you have to admit Khabib is the goat
>>155073036>it's a terrible card to begin withwhat is wrong with the match ups? you can't tell me chama & seans fights aren't kino
>>155073044>that flag>our societyYour society has paramilitary cartels cutting off college kids heads.
The best part about UFC Freedom 250 is that it's mere existence chaps so many asses.
>UFC Freedom 250: Topuria vs Ferguson Fuck this timeline
Least active chastity belt holders right now:Raped bitch Tomala AGPignall.Raped bitch India Topiglet.
>>155073067if garth wins paddy goes to number 2 PFP
>>155072899Why isn't the Khabib loss here
BDSBEASTpuria Derangement Syndromeit also stands for BEAST SAINT DENNIS
>>155072862I feel really good about this. All my friends say Gaethje gets destroyed. But by what evidence? Illia isn't even that good, he has beat 3 hasbeens in a row. Gaethje is a heavy underdog but I'm not convinced he loses
5 days
>>155073121interesting theory
Bumcano’s Sissy Dicksleeve
>>155073133@grok, replace ilia with goythje in this photo and have michael chandler standing in ilia's position
This guy is gonna split'd Topuria on June 14th. Stay tuned. Stay hydrated.
>>155073152I fucked this up
>>155073075it all reeks of Helwanis
grok make video of tito riding meat like flying carpet to white house
grok make this general less gay
>>155073184>removes you from the general
anyone who enjoyed hokkit vs curtis is a turbo cazzie and you don't deserve a bj from a man
it appears that Netflix card didn't STICK with anybody
>>155073076If only you knew how bad things really are…
>You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Magumbo the predator? >n-no?>Didn't think so. It's not a story the Helwanis would tell you. It's a /heem/ legend...
>>155073194I don't deserve Justin as champ, either, but I'm getting it bappa.
kek so hokitt did an interview with TMZ and he just pretended to be a hue and had a translator. he just kept saying chama
>>155073121Gaethje only loses due to fluke circumstances (Holloway's lucky spinning back kick) or because he got outgrappled. Unless Ilia wrestles Gaethje won't lose.
Proving my point. Insufferable little bitch boy. Never said a thing about your wife. You want to speak words to my father then act like I crossed some line. We already fighting buddy.
>>155073232Post the link then retard.
>>155073259https://youtu.be/C62fkLhS7SY?si=42tRoos0YWRfKRC-&t=669here you go
Darren Till won at life
>>155073272https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC_0EK2kfy0wait that guy ruined it by going "dur this is what i didnt like" missing the funniest part
>>155073287why can't he win an mma fight
>>155073272Helwani is such a nasty kike
>>155073133>until I beat another flushed 37 year old
>>155072916I pray Strickland and Bryce Mitchell do an Oct. 7th and get rid of everyone there for the good of humanity
>>155073329because grappling is gay as fuck. real ones refuse to train grappling.
>>155073329MMA is gay
the ufc PI has bed bugs
Peña, Veronica Hardy, Miami Wife and the Dr Disrespect meme guy? Venezuela lowkey based as fuck
>>155073272making journo scum seethe is based
>>155073272>umm yea.. very COOL and FUNNY but if this is how we're gonna behave then yeah i cant use this... shut it down!kwalb
>>155073367I got bjj in an hour you dont train fatty
CHAMA ON YO MAMA
all life is a mystery
>HE SPEAKS ENGLISH
>>155073272>you will not be making a mockery of tmz thank you very much.
>TMZ NEWS?!>MORE TMZ BOOS!!>IM THE TOP REPORTER IN THE CAGE AND ON THE FRONT PAGE!
>>155073551you vs me
>>155073551Any wrestler can choke you out, bjj sounds cool though.
Ilia will be P4p #1 again after Sunday, and deservedly so.
Won’t pereira be pfp no.1 if he wins? Nobody has held a belt in three weight classes before
Do we know the ring girl line up for UFC Freedom 250?
>>155073742yeah its that trailer princess looking white girl and the filipino one
Bo Nickal will be p4p this weekend
they had to make a special fight kit diaper for Poatan's super bunda
imagine the tranny porn spam tirade here if pisslam gets bumped out of the top 3, last time was bad enough
trailer park princess rather, but I think you get the idea
perfection
>>155073735Nah he needs to defend in hwHis only good win in lhw is jiri (he lost to blachowich) and gane is literally a bitch that got raped by ngannou volkov jones and had to cheat tom cause he knew he was fucked
I love trailer park princesses because I'm a disgusting southern freak
>>155072862goythje
mike perry lad
>Chama on yo momma >NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAIN BE TALMBOU HE MOMMA DAS DISRESPECT!!!!!! DAS NOT OKAY HELL NAHH SMGDFH
>>155073836is that jon jones
>>155073777Gaethje isn’t an incredible win either, in that case it should probably stay Islam
Justin vs Islam 12/32/2026
>1776, 2026, 2276Justin Gaethje has won in each era
>>155073867P4p n1 should be volkI am tired of this shit defenses and tittle wins are everything the rest is retarded
Call me Gaythje
>>155073867moving up and knocking out two vets much bigger than you is far more deserving of p4p #1 than crotchsniffing jdm (who was then demolished by prates) and doing fuckall damage
This is my hand.
he beat moicano dude. yes THE renato moicano.
>>155073903JDM is still better than current Gaethje. Welterweight is the best division right now, lightweight is full of flushed uncs
>>155073926265-295 in weight. you better be lifting with that mass or its just a waste
>>155073121Justin has taken a lot of damage and is very hittable.One of those hasbeens is a champion (#3 P4P).Another one (Max) dominated Justin. And Ilia beat that guy on the feet. And the third one had some of his best performances lately where he subbed Gamrot and dominated Max (who beat Justin).
>>155073836I'm out of the loop. Can a /heem/-educated scholar explain this post to me?
AI infusing schaub and gratatata
Does 155 have a single good prospect? And don’t tell me no retarded shit like that John pork guy
>>155073939mate after he heems gaethje he'll have 3 impressive KO's up a weightclass against much bigger guys, that is far better than pisslam sniffing jdm
>>155073977>WHATS THERE TO EXPLAIN >YOU NEED PEOPLE LIKE ME
>>155073973next level mma math
>>155073996this kid Beneil Dariush just cracked the top 15
>>155073996Justin Gaethje? the kids just getting started
>>155073928moicano is an underrated win. makhachev the champion fought who was available that night and fittingly disposed the #10 ranked in the division in one round ON THE GROUND. moicano is dangerous on the ground dude!
>>155073996salkilld
>clitia will take the p4p spot from SlamDaddy for beating a barely sentient 40 year old CTE zombie
Dan Henderson fought twice in a night. Shit happens
>>155074004Ilia and Gaethje weigh about the same. You’re having to make out that he’s crazy undersized when reality is unc destructions aren’t that impressive
Heem
The suga show is the only drawl on the card
uh oh spammy's revved here comes the tranny porn
Gane will be a much much more impressive win than Garth if pereira can get it done
>>155074058let me guess you'll stay and fight him off while we run?
all the legends will be on the card
none of these fighters are a natural like Randy
sugar plum Joseph...
>>155074100So is everyone is 4chan now?? Reality has me very confused
>>155074100
I love Ilia Topuria!
fuck illy gon do
>>155073996I've been saying this
My pysop is just being a wild sex haver
>>155074148Stop it man
I invented saying this
The work week has ended and now it's time to celebrateDon't you want to go to a place where you can get awayTITO'S CANTINA! I'M ON MY WAY!
My psyops is two in the pinkerOne in the stinker
give me five seconds and ill have your ass on the canvas
>>155074120everything is downstream of 4chanand 4chan is downstream of 4chan.org/ck/
>>155074218this fag wants my ass
be downstream of this right hand so I can put you out for good
Based leaf gooner
I spread my ass while I post
>>155074248I want your ass at the apex in front of thousand in attendance.
>>155074260dont encourage this behavior. families post here
>>155074299delete this, HapAce posts here
>>155074248but does he want your meat?
>>155073996Diego Lopes moving up to LW after he gets slimed by steve garcia maybe
>>155074346Steve Garcia is the one American I can stand in front of, behind, next to and not know who he is.
>>155074346we need Lopes/Volk 3,4, and 5 first
come on fwankie edguh use ya pizza powa ya little cannoli cunt
gawdawlg b
It's amazing that there hasn't been an Oscar-De-La-Hoya-dressing-up-in-lingerie style debacle for the MMA community.
shut up bitch
Gane has a tattoo of a butthole on his chest
Abel Trujillo xvideos account.
i suspect chimaev is actually just a silly basically likable guy with brain of a middle school child like he just wants to go to gym class then ride his bike home and play gta counterstrike all day until he got caught up in this terrible machine and now hes being squeezed under extreme pressure from the dictator and the muslim hypejobbers steering his career to forced goat trying to live the freaky intimidator unstoppable character thats breaking him
>>155074542Gilbert beat the fuck out that dude
>Tibau>Tavares>Trujillo>RDA>Healy>Horncher>Johnson>Barboza >Ragin Al>McGregor>PoorE Air >Gaethje yet he didnt fight Tony
Khamzat just wanted to taste Strickland's meat
RDA is a top 5 LW of all time>Penn>Henderson>Edgar>RDA>Eddie Alvarez
>>155074542Apparently he plays dota 2 like 6 hours a day
Worst champions of all time>khabib>tom aspen hall>gsp (middleweight) >that swedish russian >sean struck land
>>155074649Bratha let me taste his meat
Ultaimetly its the thickness of my peins that gives me inner sterngth
you ever see a woman and think god damn i bet her ass hole tastes good
>>155074655None of those are as bad as Jamahal hill. JDM wasn’t great either
>>155074542Hes an Sega Saturn retro gamer and plays Cho Aniki
>>155074672yes, but only a select few can garner that reaction.
Laura Sanko
>>155074676Did you name real people let alone champs? Next youll start calling guys Usman and other weird names
We're all in here btw https://www.twitch.tv/loltyler1?sr=a
Jamiruoqai HillFood for thought
ufc home of the alleged best athletes in the world but jamahal hill about to die of stage 4 diabetes
>>155074751
>>155074815that's Tyler fucking 1 baby
UFC 185 didn't have a middleweight main event.UFC 205 didn't have a light heavyweight main event.UFC 209 didn't have Nate Diaz on it.Missed opportunities.
Big T with the bishop on C4 like a boot to their throat gawl dawg
I am the toujgest man in this libary right now
UFC 69 didn't have Nate, either.
>>155075048I want to 69 a girls butt
>>155075082that's what you think
Ufc 67 looolol
>>155074751Sup Sneed, been banned for posting black tranny cumpilation webms again recently?
Hello I'm new here, I recently got bored of WWE and found out you can watch real fights instead
>>155075258Worked yourself into homosexuality
>>155075258Dont bother, its so gay the way they fight hear. Roman Reigns would KO 99% of the UFC guys and Gunther would submit 100% kf them
>>155075258worked yourself into a shoot brother
>>155075258It's all the same
LADDER 14
>>155075579fucking lol'd
>>155074120Basically yes. Even Moicano just called Justin a goy on twitter, and I thought Brazilians were pro Israel, I guess he couldn't help himself. Ironically it may just be Ali writing all of Gaychee's tweets getting him into trouble like he got Ank into trouble
>>155075337whoo dat fook are those guys
i use a desapleen an focus as my main weapon
well what would it taste like?
>>155075337>hear
>>155074260
>>155076381
>>155072899lmao
>>155076469
Undisputed UFC Champion Tom AspinalKhamzat Chimaev
>>155073272Josh Hokit is the greatest gift to combat sports, since Saenchai.
>Undisputed UFC Champion Tom Aspinalevery reel hemmer disputes this
>>155076633Tom is champion thoughbeit
>>155076670>fakes knee injury against blades >fakes eye injury against gane >fakes being current champ
How come /heem/ doesn't analyze our sport like other generals do? Even in the offseason, /nfl/ and /nba/ actually try to make predictions and explain them. You guys just shitpost even during big fight weeks.
>>155076748generals are cancer, and MMA fans are the worst of any sport fanbase
>>155076748who I root for will lose, end of story. also winning the fight is less important than not winning the story
>>155076627is that guy good?
>>155076867hes freakin must watch TV man dont miss out
>>155076748Lopez RD1 TKO/KO Nickal RD2 SUB Ruffy RD1 TKO/KO Hokit DEC O'Malley DEC Gane RD2 TKO/KO Topuria RD1 TKO/KO
>>155076867https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjqmBHPKg1Q
>>1550769073 of these fights will not happen
>>155076748mma is unpredictable as fuck and shitposting is more fun
I feel like somethings gunna go wrong at UFC white house
>>155076867
>>155076979its going to get rained out
>>155076962Yeah maybe on planet retard
>>155077126.... on opposite day!
>>155077126where do you think you are
Hey
>>155077218hey
>>155077218
Planet Retard? Yeah, that's where I'm from pal
>>155077358I dont get it
>>155076748analysing other men is gay nigga
>>155077385it's an official poster artwork
>>155077377
ilia is going to shit himself when the white house pylon zaps in zealots and they kwab his bitch ass
>>155077453
>>155077218Sup yuo Big Dick Bandit
His posts REALLY stick with me, don't they?
kung POW chicken*flattens you with a culinary bon mot*
heemember when that nigga said "turn on my monitor"good times
But enough about Tomala AGPinal
Strickchad h-here is 1 million dollars I am going to die bradda :(
>>155077809hazmat has the same cardio as Dada5000
>>155076748Im a UFC autist betfag. I watch contender series every week, follow some regional scene, etc. Even with all that time and effort I don’t know at least 30% of the UFC roster. It’s too fucking hard to keep track of 600 fighters on a constantly changing roster
>>155077809move up then if you cant be fucked playing the weight making game
Awh he's dying :((
