Why are Americans Canadians and Australians so short?
>>155082639why are dutch people always saying they're the tallest when they're not?
Why is south america so short?
>>155082671the average height is being dragged down by pacenogs
>croatia mogged by bosniaksOh no no no dinaric sissies
>the shortest team still heightmogs memanletbros...
>>155082639even japan > 180not really representative of the general population
>>155082639uhhh because all our actual athletes play australian football, rugby, basketball and tennis?
>>155082847>tenniswhens the last time one of your men won a slam?
>>155082825stand proud dwarf bro
>why are we so shortOur team is black but most blacks here prefer basketball so it's the shorter blacks. Although we do have a striker who is 6'6
all our soccer players are greek
>>155082885>dude messi is a stunted dwarf he's unique in football!>170cm
>>155082639>183.4cmAbsolute fucking manlets. It's over.
they're all lying about their height btw
>>155083722do you have any idea how many medical checkups they go through?
nice try, now show me the dick size ranking
>>155082943yes?
>>155082639England are the perfect balance between small and technical and Dan Burn
>>155082943hes unique because he took hgh for years
>>155082639my driver’s license says i’m 180cm but in reality i’m 179cm. we don’t even use metric for height here anyways but it looks cleaner.
>>155082820>saaaar its the zainichi blacks
I'm 194cm..... Still a virgin at 36 despite wealth and good looks... It's not all all about height.
>>155082885huh im as tall as maradrogra
>>155082873About the same time one of your men did
>>155082639>argentinians are that shortWhy do they claim to be white again?
anyone that watches every year, can anyone give me some good picks for the final winning team this year? I need to place a bet.
179bros... we can play for South Africa
Lol Saudia were the shortest team st the last world cup as well
>>155082639>average height of a soccer team is 6’2this can’t be true unless they have a 6’8 goalkeeper
>>155082820Of the 5 tallest players, 2 are Croats and one is Serb. Kwab
>>155082639>short height helps with dribbling
>>155082820Sopita Kuyt
>>155082639Are Americans and Canadians even using actual natives or are they full merc teams like everyone else?
>>155082639>shorter than japenUH?
>mexican't and argentinyKick the ball you fucking midgets
>>155083668This movie sucked ass
>>155082639short kings won
>>155082639This is strongly influenced by football culture. French academies overwhelmingly favor black players, so the France squad isn't necessarily representative of the general population.Similarly, in Argentina we've loved small and agile players ever since Maradona, so we lack the "You're tall, dedicate yourself to sports," sentiment that's so common in other countries/sports.The clearest examples of disparity are Japan and Korea.
>the scots are mogging usDELETE COUNTRY
>>155088302They probably have 3 such goalies
someone explain south africa to methey have a ton of dutch people there, and some african slaves must have been bleached by them over the years, why are they the shortest?
>>155093014>big momma domination implications around heregod I wish that were me
>>155082639there are no Canadians in the tournament bozo
>>155082639Wogs are shorter than bogans
>>155095507yeah, chinese and indians dont play football
>>155083722this. you can easily subtract 3-4 cm from each player to get the real barefoot heights (they measure with boots on)
>>155082639>Scotland 0.3cm taller than EnglandPerfect
>>155088302Why couldn't it be true? Not every country is filled with midgets. Their centerbacks are taller than their goalkeepers.
>>155095643>2 metresstjepan i kneelplease fuck my sister
>>155088302Keepers are usually between 1.90m and 2m, seldom taller because it begins to obstruct mobility then. Most elite keepers are 1.95mCenterbacks are usually a bit shorter on average, like 1.90m to 1.95. Sometimes, they can be a bit shorter than that, but it is fair to assume an elite CB will be 1.90m at leastFullbacks/Wingbacks have a wider range, they're like 1.75m to 1.90m perhaps, most of them will be around 1.80mDefensive midfielders will usually be a bit shorter than centerbacks, and there will be a wider range, but many of them are still going to be quite tallCentral and offensive midfielders can be quite short, but may also still be as tall as 1.85m. Some of them will be 1.75m only or somethingWingers are often the shortest players on the pitch because they are supposed to be the most agile and tricky, like 1.75 to 1.80m, with some being even shorter. A few may also be tallerStrikers have a vast range. The classic striker from decades ago is rather tall so they can beat centerbacks at headers and so on. Taller than 1.95m is rare, but most of them will be at least 1.75mBundesliga height average is like 1.85m in total, for example. That's not far off from our total population average, especially if you don't count the immigrantsNo idea where this American idea of footballers having to be short comes from, it's very dumb
>>155095643wow bosnians are really ugly
>>155095738yeah, even these tall teams need to deploy a tactical manlet to create for the chads. like modric in croatia for example
>>155095612its over...
>>155095549Sounds like manlet copeHaaland is literally on video being measured barefoot at 195.2cm, his official height is listed as 195cmhttps://youtu.be/mVX3wPFl3q4?&t=282That's standard procedure at any medical
>>155083739the teams add a couple of cm on purpose to the medical checkup to increase the value>>155106078because he's already 195cm lol Olise for example was listed as 184cm in Crystal and 180cm at Bayern kek
Congratulations to all bosnians for this accomplishment
>>155106894Kek
manlet bros you must support us
>>155096123RUDE
wait I thought we were turkish subhumans etc
>>155082639Why do yurocels measure in cm?
>>155112097french invention
>>155088302why wouldn’t it?Americans seem to have this strange idea that footy players are short just because their Mexicans love it. In reality football players are pretty much always taller than the average person.
>>155112097it’s the most precise measurement
>>155082639Panchitos be short
>>155082714socio economic factors
>>155082639It’s a simple explanation. The people in my country with athletic builds don’t play soccer.
