old >>155072477
go knights
Go Canes!
NEVER FORGET
>>155085657ya go to the golf course kwab
>>155085491>>155085431
>>155085628>McGaykid>Matard>Karlsshit>Fucking Bernie ParentWhat in the fuck is this shit
pretty hot outside today bros, need a nice cold beverage
Randy will lose again today
>Kings make it official: Peter Laviolette has officially been named the 32nd head coach in franchise history.
>>155085774How bout an ice cold glass of shut the fuck up
>>>/wsg/6168581>laffs
Next Up
>>155085774I'll put ice cubes in your water
>>155085811when will hiroshimoot give us sound on our webms/mp4s?
>>155085811Lmao, seeing a >laffs seethe puts a smile on my face.Suffer, Toronto.
>>155085835When you buy more passes, gaijin.
>>155085774it's chilly and rainy here today :) i'm enjoying a cherry coke zero
>>155085639The stars new billion dollar arena looks cool
>just catching up with hawkey tuah news>Larkin, Helleybuck, and Brady Tkacuck now all wanna be traded to Vegas, Miami, >midesota, >tampaHoly FUCK lmaooooooo. REAL(tm) hockey fans are not taking this news well are they
WELL LIFE ON THE FARM IS KINDA LAID BACKAIN'T MUCH AN OLD COUNTRY BOY LIKE ME CAN'T HACKIT'S EARLY TO RISEEARLY IN THE SACKTHANK GOD I'M A COUNTRY BOYWELL A SIMPLE KINDA LIFE NEVER DID ME NO HARMRAISIN' ME A FAMILY AND WORKING ON THE FARMMY DAYS ARE ALL FILLED WITH AN EASY COUNTRY CHARMTHANK GOD I'M A COUNTRY BOY
stanley pup
>>155085918WHERES EMGET IT SHES AN UGLY BITCH
>>155085909reddit is dilating that players wanna go to one of two teams that actually wanna win
ikt's alkmost KNIGHT TIME
>>155085897complex should have been star shaped
>"I don't think there's anybody more committed to Edmonton than Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl... I expect the next contract to be a seven-year extension." per Bob StaufferOilers doubters in shambles
>>155085991Who is Bob staffer
>mccuck staying in the imploded soilers and never getting the cup is actually a win for canacucksLol
Hart won.McFaggot lost.
>>155086005oilels radio guyt. radio listener
>>155085817Everyone looks like this in the sunbelt
>>155085897There's nothing left in Dallas besides their hoops team, kek.
>>155086054we need to find a way to bring nico harrison to the nhl
Although Vegas took a massive swing this deadline to get Andersson, I would say that their gamble, for once, did not pay off. They did make it to the final but very much despite Andersson’s contributions. Hes made some huge errors in the postseason and in the regular season he wasn’t really that good down the stretch either. No matter how the series goes I don’t think he comes backWith Vegas having to sign Dorofeyev, they’re already gonna have to clear some cap space, so it seems pretty unlikely that they’ll sign Andersson.Where might he go? Will he resign? I think he might be a good fit in SJ. Veteran presence now with playoff experience, RHD, and a competent defenseman, which they lack. Carolina can never be counted out of the race when it comes to defensemen that don’t look so hot either.Thoughts?
>all these leaf seethin'Oh she mad lol.
>>155086061i think you're gay
Hello /hoc/ it’s me Dylan. I’m having a difficult time deciding who I want to win this year. Carolina would be an easy choice but the potential for maximum assblast if Carter Hart wins is nearly outweighing it for me. Tough one.
>>155085991is there proof this was actually said?
>>155086074thoughts on your lack of milly?
>>155086059Dallas won that trade btw, you will see
>um ackshually andersson is bad>but if he went to the sharts or redditcanes he would be good!
>>155085897how's the public transportation?
>>155086087Next year is our year
>>155086096Wouldn’t know I haven’t ridden the bus since elementary school
>>155085667>"Victim"Opportunist
>>155086062We believe E.M. here, chudboy.
The Winnipeg Jets top 6 if they acquired Dylan Larkin Connor - Scheifele - VilardiPerfetti - Toews - IafalloWatch out central division
>>155085667Why was Sam Steele the only one never called to testify by either side in the case?
no million dillion
>>155086147spankoven
>>155086179At least I’m not riding the bus
>>155086173I'm sure Steve would love to ship Larkin to Winnipeg or Magnitogorsk but he has a no trade clause
>>155086173Toews is quitting again He was horrendous this year
>>155086029>radio listenerdangerously based
>>155086129And even then it was the short bus
finna take a nap soon bro's
>>155086228I wish I could take one with you
>>155086148Based EM is a whore and liar believer chad
>>155086227No it wasn’t
my favorite bus? the lex express
I believe everything I read on /hoc/
I sat at the front of the bus with the cool kids
gonna be some good hockey later bro's. Rate my new kino/gaming/hockey station, just moved in.
I got to tell everyone at my elementary school that 9/11 happened because I was the only one who took the bus to special smart kid classes in the morning
>>155086299get a kitty
>Canadians acting like Canes are the good guysBros, they're a sunbelt team. All sunbelt teams by proxy are our enemies. We lose no matter who wins. So I say support the Knights so a shit load of burgers and >Laffs seethe.
>>155086304#insiderrr
>>155086292In that case, I did your mom last night.Ohhhhhhhhh.
>>155086310Canes also signed on one the HC rapists in the most roundabout way too but they're the good guys
>>155086228Good to have proper rest in case double Gary time again.
>>155086310Knights are based and they rule just like the flames
>>155086327kek ive been saying this too and the internetz did not like this
I don’t really think we want more Mormons in hockey.
>>155085667They are all based and she deserved it.
*gets pucks deep*
>>155086324I believe you
Gee a mere 5 hours until pre game ceremonies start thanks gary
>>155086359Missouri's "Mormon Extermination Order" existed at the same time as the St. Louis Blues franchise
*gets puck in too deep*
*gets pucks and we're trying to keep*
*gets pucks up above in my head*
*eats puck*Now what?
Deep Pucks, imprisoning me all that I see, absolute horror
>>155085667
Carolina need to dedicate tonights game to EM
I don't see the puck
What was the message that was trying to be conveyed here?
the salary cap has eliminated parity, not created it.
>>155086526
>>155086545ok dyrphrn
Can't say much atm but Kn*ghts not winning tonight. Got something in the works
>>155086488respect for knowing metallica
>>155086566Nigga, everyone knows that song.
>>155086526https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdUr43acx94
>>155086148the Judge (female) called her a lying skank with no credibility and I believe women, checkmate incel
>somewhere between 2 and 4 games left before no more hockeygrim
>>155086297All the cool kids sat in the back
Million dollars?EM and Kaplan at the same time.
>/hoc/ - off topic
>>155086299may i ask what the bottle of windex is for?
if the salary cap has created parity why doesnt dylan larkin want to play for the blue jackets?
>>155086585shes so based. I saw her at a local wrestling show a few years back, she was with very tall drag queens. Everyone clapped when she got pointed out, but like really everyone stood up and gave her a good applause.
>>155086626Bad things happen to people that play for the Jackets.
>>155086619>4 and a half hours until puck drop
>>155086619/hoc/ is already prepared for the summer
>>155086656Damn I actually forgot there was a game tonight. What a dimeless finals
>>155086713What a fucking cope this is.
I haven't given a shit about the finals in seven years.I don't even know why I watch the sport anymore.
>muh dimeless final>mad that canacuck teams were so shit this year they peaked at conference finals
>>155086713Dont feel like watching again but once i turn the game on its usually good
>>155086740which snowbelt team is in the finals?
>>155086713>its not boring 1-0 games, goym
>>155086730You’re a Gary slave
>dimeless finalRetard. This series has broken a shit load of records. Fucking >laffs are such butthurt faggots.
>>155086787You are such a fuckin faggot with your vpns
>BREAKING NEWS>Samir and canadians earn yet another Lseen this episode before
>>155086791>The VPN copeLol, why are you like this, Samir. Not every Canadian likes your faggot ass team.
>>155086787TRVKE. Only good post by a leaf so far
I'm eating carrots so I can get better at seeing the puck
>>155086807>plebbit faggot updoots his own vpn to get this place to 500 faster because /hoc/ is so deadholy kwab
>leaf so ass mad that she's schizoing outHoly kwarf
>>155086860Yes, yes, /hoc/ is just one person, Samir. Now please take your meds.
>where is everyone>why doesnt anyone post here anymoreJen
hart won btw samir kwab
>>155086885>The local schizo who literally stated he wants to make this place unbearable to use is blaming everyone for why /hoc/ is dead
>>155086872dylan is from america thougheverbeit
>8 milly dilly to FLAlarge if tru
>>155086902that was some brownoid tourist from america that was bragging about not wanting to be friends with people here.
>>155086617EM and Kaplan are the same personsource: I am sharter hart
>>155086915Oh, so now everyone is a different person. How convenient.
Horrendous thread. See you trannies after copey loses (the hex AND curse are active)
>log into hoc>xhe rb conversing with xim/xerself via vpn again47 year old "man" btw
>>155087021>Now he's acting like he just logged onKek. Also no one uses the term "log on" anymore, oldfag.
>call the finals dimeless>two schizos start schizoing out in response while you're goneHoly kek I own you retards
>>155087037bud1, you lost
>>155087048>>155087056Oilers lost and are a shit team ran by retards
don't care, post funny hokkei images for my folder cause I need more. don't care which team
>loses to bud>wastes 1500+ days talking to xim/xerself to save face
>>155087069>funny hokkei images
my girlfriend and I had a fight this week. She really wants to have makeup sex tonight during the game and wants to try something she’s been wanting for quite some time. She wants to have anal.What should I expect?
>>155087101>trb larping againKWAB
>Samir is obsessing over his boogeyman againThis man has really destroyed /hoc/ with his faggotry. Literally can't talk about hockey without this drunk >laffs faggot spending all day seething about the US and his imaginary friends. When this worthless fuck eventually kills himself maybe /hoc/ will finally stop being garbage 90% of the time.
>give me your phone, connor.
>>155087089>ilya samsonov vs carter harthartiepoo won because literally who is samsonov
>>155087101>What should I expect?just enjoy yourself! you never forget your first pegging
What's wrong with (correctly) stating this is a dimeless final?
>>155087163Sorry, I forgot to mention I'm a >laffs tranny.
He will NEVER win Lord Gary's cup.
>>155087197Funny thing about Astolfo is that he's a womanizer. That fucker is straight as a board.
>>155087069
For me it's McDavid's wife's sauna.
>trb is obsessing over his bud1man again>This man has really destroyed /hoc/ with his faggotry. Literally can't talk about hockey without this drunk >wings faggot spending all day seething about bud and his imaginary friends. When this worthless fuck eventually kills himself maybe /hoc/ will finally stop being garbage 99% of the time.
>>155087180I don't see how that's relevant but thanks for sharing
>>155087232Samir, when are you finally gonna admit your team is shit?
>>155087223Such an heinous crime. Glad the man who committed it is rotting in a prison cell for the rest of his life.
>Samir, when are you finally gonna admit your team is shit?
>>155087248I don't see what's wrong with the guys face. He's more whiter than you.
>>155087258>he’s more whiter GOOD MORNING SAAAR, you have to go back to India
>>155087258>I don't see what's wrong with the guys face>trb inadvertently admits it's himKWAB
the bitch, gaped
>>155087288No, no it doesn't, you stupid brown skin faggot.
>>155087069>laffs
>>155087309xhe buble
>>155087332How many beers have you drank today?
>>155087345xhe buble? xhe buble.
>>155087309>calls others brown>leaf flag >wont post handsmany such cases
>>155087319skating is hard
curious about sharing an image, it's an artwork i commissioned years ago, but i didn't wanna share it on /hoc/ until now, it's a hockey themed image of some characters from the videogame of deltarune. some of you might call the image mid, but i will share it if there's curiosity to see what it is.
>>155087390no I'm not curious and I want you to leave the thread and go fuck yourself you art fag
>>155087390>hockey themed commissioned art of deltarune charactersand /hoc/ says zoomers aren't watching hockey
>>155087390>Deltarune hockey artExcuse me?
>>155086304>take special bus to special classes >somehow this causes terrorists to crash into the world trade center
>>155087382Aren't most of you guys mixed race?
>>155087397>go fuck yourself you art fagi already fucked myself recently though so im not in the mood rn>>155087405i am a 90's kid which makes me a millenial i think>>155087411is that curiosity i hear? because i can post it if you want. shouldn't be offtopic because it is hockey art.
>>155087397Art is based, me and my partner bought a piece for 50,000 the other day. Guaranteed you’d get the shit beaten out of you if you came to our gallery dropping the F word
>>155087432>is that curiosity i hear?Yes. Post it.
>>155087437I'd swear up a storm and call it performance art
will my sabres win the cup before the ai apocalypse?
>>155087437More like Fart lol
>>155087477No. Enjoy knowing AI will rape every single one of us in the near future.
>>155087511Gary will protect us. AI doesn't buy jerseys
>>1550874471. i did not decide on the dallas stars team colors for any reason in particular (i went to google images for references back then and a dallas player came up first i think)2. it was my first ever hockey commission of deltarune characters3. this was made in 2022 from what i can gather from the image stats in the folder of mine.4. artist name is uuhhh lemme recheck it was so long ago... the current username looks to be "chacochilla" if i am not mistaken. so credit goes to them.5. if the furry creatures here weird anyone out here then feel free to just hide this post.
>>155087477Look, nobody knows the Stanley Cup better than me, okay? People come up to me, very smart people, scientists, hockey people, and they say, "Sir, when are the Sabres going to win it all?" And I tell them, it’s going to happen very soon. Much sooner than anyone thinks!We have a phenomenal team in Buffalo. Tremendous talent. Rasmus Dahlin? Total superstar. Big, strong, beautiful skater. He’s doing things nobody has ever seen before, folks. And Lindy Ruff is back. Great guy, loves to win, totally respects what we're doing. We broke the drought—which was a disaster, a total disaster under the previous guys—but now we're winning again. We knocked out Boston. Nobody thought we could do it, but we did it because we have the best people.And you look at this artificial intelligence stuff. Total fake news! They talk about an apocalypse. Weak people talking about an apocalypse. It’s a disaster what they say. Let me tell you, the AI is not taking over. I know AI, I have the best words, and the AI is completely under control. It's under control.The Sabres are going to win the Cup, and we are going to do it beautifully. We have the 2026 Draft coming right to KeyBank Center. It’s going to be huge. We have the 27th pick, a very powerful pick, and we’re going to make Buffalo great again! Millions and millions of people are going to watch it, believe me, folks.
>Swede is brown, gay, and also a furryholy fucking yikes
>>155087525>Dallas fans are furfagsThe hell?
>hockey>Anime>Wrestling>Food posting Yeah I'm thinking /hoc/ is super duper based
Shit thread Possibly worse than yesterday
>>155087597it usually picks up around drunk latino hours
I wasnt here yesterday
I'm here every day
>>155087641anon got banned for plebbit posting kwab
i drink, smoke weed, snort lines, vape, goon to hentai, gamble on sports, count cards at the casino, manage my polymarket account, and play vidyas every day so i dont always have time to post here
who will be the canes goalie tonight
>>155087692Andersen
>Hurricanes
The SCF this year is absolutely INCREDIBLE, maybe the greatest Final we’ve ever seen, and people are saying it everybody is talking about it, and I said to my old friend Torts, great guy by the way, very tough guy, “John, you’ve got to come to the island,” for YEARS I tried to get him to come to the island and he never did it very sad frankly because the people there would’ve loved him, tremendous people, and meanwhile Jon Cooper is on television after the Bolts get eliminated looking like somebody cancelled Christmas, total disaster, not what you want from leadership folks, and now everybody’s asking me who I want to win and I say to my friend Copey, I say Copey if Vegas wins then you and I win isn't that right Copey? Very nice team the Golden Knights by the way very nice team, you know I know a thing or two about golden nights myself but anyway folks, fantastic, tremendous, but Vegas also deserves it because they’re the ONLY team with GOLD in their name and everybody knows gold means winners, silver is second place nobody wants silver, and I called Bibi, I said “Bibi, you’ve got to talk to Gary, you’ve got tremendous relationships maybe the best relationships anybody has ever seen,” and I sucked him off and I said "Bibi" I said make sure Vegas gets a fair shake because the Knights are fantastic and the fans are incredible and frankly if they don’t win people are going to have a lot of questions a lot of very serious, and people are already asking questions, believe me, and I had my kids and grandkids all place their bets on the great American sportsbook institutions, fantastic sports betting we have folks, here in America only in America folks the sports betting, well let me tell you everyone let's just say BET on BETTman and BET on Vegas folks that's all I'm saying, some very smart people betting on Vegas to win this one folks, really good people.
>>155087703do you know that or are you prognosticating
>>155087726no I never put things off to the last minute
>>155087726You can't start Bussi this game in case Bussi gets btfo and you have to go back to Andersen after already deciding he isnt it. You start Freddie this game and if he gets btfo again, then you pull him and play Bussi the rest of the series.
>>155087692if rod wants any chance of turning the series around bussibut knowing his retarded ass he'll put andersieve right back in to fuck their shit up
I'm too busy commissioning a hockey league to post here often
slopdown was cancelled
>>155086787two garbage teams in a showdown of who chokes harderwhat entertainment
>>155087778I've been entertained every game
BRING ME BUSSI
>>155087790good goy
>>155087791
>>155087746>>155087748we dont root for reddit here. go back faggot
>>155087778>>155087795Yes, everyone else is a goy. But not you. Despite the fact you're still here, watching this sport and seething endlessly on /hoc/, you're above everyone else.
>>155087820why are you so mad?
can already see garys cute little pun on nhl.com tomorrow morning"Bussi gets pounded"
>>155087820fucking got him >>155087825he got you
>>155087838lol yeah right, i havent watched a minute of gary's pitiful finals
I’m thinking Vegass wins tonight
seems like a scripted randy win is on the cards tonight just so espn can keep telling you how (((exciting))) this series is.
nah they lose tonight
>>155087864dont forget to bet the over!
calling it now>vegas>canes>canes>canes
I'm same game parlayed out of my mind
>>155087825>>155087844Oh, you're not watching? Then you have no reason to be posting here than :^)
>>155087884Retard
I'm sick and tired of the Babcock hate.Does he have the best people skills? No. Is he misunderstood? Absolutely.The lamestream media keeps calling these "controversies" instead of recognizing what they really were: Mike Babcock repeatedly acting in the best interests of his beloved players.Columbus phone incident? Cybersecurity awareness training. You've got young millionaires walking around with iCloud accounts, banking apps, and shirtless boat pics with their half-hard boners out, completely unaware of hostile foreign actors. Babcock saw a possible threat and acted. In any other workplace, that's endpoint security. In the NHL, apparently it's "bullying."Jason Spezza healthy scratch? Bad chicken. Nobody wants to talk about it, but one wrong stride and those white pants become a brown-colored crime scene in front of his friends and family. Babcock could have told the truth. Instead, he took the blame to protect the dignity, legacy, and underwear of a respected veteran.Mitch Marner list? Leadership development. Babcock saw Marner as a future captain and tried to teach him valuable spreadsheet skills. Sorting, filtering, conditional formatting. Actual franchise level player stuff. Unfortunately, someone forgot to lock the cells and suddenly everyone's feelings got hurt.Frank Corrado incident? I don't even know who that is.Mike Commodore benching? Babcock couldn't play him because he was worried fans would confuse him with an actual commodore. Is that a 1980's computer? A 1990's Australian mid-size car? A 2000's bottom pairing defenseman? I have a bloody nose just thinking about it. He scratches Commodore and protects the Red Wings' brand management.Mike Modano scratch? Believe it or not, bad chicken again.
I'm gay sex'd out of my mind
>155087884actual unironic retard take
pulled a muscle in my neck bro's
>>155087809>root?holy seethe
>>155087382>the burger thinks he's whitemexico isnt sending their best
>>155087437
Cur the bullshit Gary.DROP THE FUCKING PUCKNO MORE SIGN LANGUAGE NIGGERS
>Babcock to the OilersHow many games does last? Does he make it to the regular season?
>LoliEw. Get this pedo out of /hoc/
here's an idea:hart should stop being bad if he wants the cup desu
>>155087527>>155087708>troomp posting>not in ALL CAPSf
>>155086147thanks anon. got a good laugh out of me.
>>155087973better?
>>155087986Same could be said for Andersen.
pretty much all in on this bet for tonightathletics vs milwuakee brewers, will there be a run scored in the first inning? yes @ 1.56
>>155087973cope we're all flameschads
excited for some hockey, bro's
K N I G H T S
>>155088063>Flamefags bragging about being pedosMental illness
>>155088080whos the skirt
cant wait for all of gary's zany antics tonight
>>155088080looking a little fat here
>>155088039sike fuck rod
On Overdrive, Mike Johnson said Mitch Marner is going to win the Conn Smythe regardless of who wins the Cup.
>>155088063>>155088086FlamesChad here. We are NOT gay pedo anime lovers. We are all hard working and good looking NOT Gay blue collar chads (see pic related) who love our Flames and only like women above the age of 18
Every game of the finals has progressively gotten closer>G1 was tied with four minutes left>G2 was OT>G3 was OT2Canes win in overtime 3 tonight
>the perpetually offended turd from the third is shitting up the thread (you know who you are poop face) I shan't be enjoyed the Knights imminent win with you lads. Seethe turd.
>>155088035I WANT TO BREED THE VERY BESTLIKE NO GOON EVER WAS
>>155088148based gary the wagie punisher
>>155088143>only like women above the age of 18no we don't you fucking faggotdoug gilmoure is the patron saint of calgary and all who worship will be blessed with bountiful cunny
My balls predicting Randy wins tonight, sorry Copey
>>155085909just like the NBA, bunch of divasCan't wait for load management to become the norm instead of these suddenly healthy for game 1 of the playoffs smokescreens (althought that is more gary approved sunbelt cap circumvention)
>>155088183Ok, pedo. Hope you enjoy burning in hell
>>155087809>>155087746This was a real /hoc/ post you faggot fuck
>>155088193Gary has to get it to a game 6, I trust the plan.
>>155088208>real /hoc/ postThis genny is nothing but repost reddit comments, schizo posting, and ritual posting. Gtfo of here with your real shit.
>>155088231There's nothing wrong with ritual posting.
>>155088080Kangz have all the hot ones, Knights are actually very disappointing in this area.
>>155088209Considering copey was NOT part of the ploffs script, won't trust it. Copey loses
>>155088246>"There's nothing wrong with ritual posting! If you don't like it, peave">Everyone leaves>"WHY IS THIS GENERAL DEAD!!!!!!!!"This shit can be said a lot of boards.
>Landeskog wins Mark Messier Leadership Award>Leads team to being swept out by VegasWow, very nice!
is it time?
>>155088304Who has his medal?
Whats ritual posting
your buds, your doms, your copeys
>>155088080slampig
just picked up some girly magazines, bros
>>155088334like cosmopolitan?
>>155088352Actually we read teen magazine here
>>155088331your kippers, your chambers, your seans
kippers disappeared 8 years ago
knights win if the game is called fairly
>>155088393this game is called ice hockey thoughbeit
>>155088409
>>155088334We know, Connor.
Eichel needs to step up tonight. Mitch can't do it all.
I miss Sam and talking about the Jets and getting into fights outside The Spike
>>155088426Fr fr where Eichel been
GARY IS ON ESPN2
>>155088080they should just put marner in this outfit. controversy would evaporate overnight.
used to read teen vogue in the school library
>>155088451Did he mention /hoc/?
>MOST VIEWED STANLEY CUP FINAL GAME 3 SINCE 2002
>>155088465He's saying how great the Vegas organization is.
>rags
>>155088459This but way less gayer (he should be nude and in my room)
>Gary - "I root for the reffies to have a good game."lmao
>>155088426Eichel is on autopilot, he got his already.
>>155088488the camera crew might make it a bit crowded, but if you're okay with that...
>8pm start on a school night
>>155088507>>155088442He has the 2nd most points on vegas. Just hasnt done anything in the finals yet
GARY JUST ANNOUNCED /HOC/ APPRECIATION NIGHT IN ALL 32 ARENAS NEXT YEAR
>>155088509They can film, not touching thoever
>>155088518Gary is ok with 8:45 LOCAL time starts in the playoffs. He doesnt care about the fans.$$$
>least coasters crying about the start time again (for the 3586297th time)
>>155088534Bud1 and trb bobbleheads.
>>155088589Im not
>>155088534I'm already there
>>155088613My Dad would just hit me for acting retarded, it worked.
yeah watching two basedball games at once
>>155088613Do Philly fans really?
>>155088518>school nightit's summer.
>>155088613what's the logic behind this?
>>155088464pyramids aren't made of brick
There is nothing wrong with not liking the start time being too late because you want to get a good Knights sleep and not stay up too late
bout go order pizza and kebeb again
>>155088613>don't like loud chaos>go to sporting event anywaybased retards
>>155088531Well Marner will just have to show off again or lend assists if Eichel stays quiet.
Less than a hour before game 4 begins. Any predictions?
>>155086096That kind of talk will get you shot in Texas.
>>155088694what do finns put on pizza?
>>155088301Regular season award
>>155088718Vegass wins 3-2
>>155088718canes 5-0
>>155088739pineapple and blue cheese
>>155088750>pineappleYou need to die.
>>155088750jesus christ
>>155088749>Acting like Vegas won't get any shots after last gameYou're just downplaying
>>155088750would
i experience low-key ethnic hatred towards nordics when they talk about pizza toppings
>>155088718probably a bit of a slurper since freddie wont be have a .700 sv% after 20 minutes.
>>155088788I never heard them talking about pizza
>>155088718Anyways, my prediction is that one team will dominate in the first 30 minutes before they choke and lose the game.No, I don't know who will choke.
>>155088643>>155088682>>155088702flyers have always been a pro-autism team
>>155088806Knoghts are powered by autism?
>>155088750>>155088754>>155088761>>155088773
>>155088718bussi conn smythe redemption arc begins tonight.
got fired today bros
People who dont know puck say that Leafs lost when they lost Marner but they never mention the massive haul they got for Marner
18 naked Caniaca in the showers at Randy Ranch!Big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked! 18 naked Canicas wanting to be fucked!Caniacs in the showers at Randy Ranch!On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks! Randy Ranch really rocks!
KNIGHT TIME SOON
>>155088834what the fuck did you do
>traded the 15th pick this year for faulk>working on trading larkin (15th pick in 2014)>is also going to trade cossa (15th pick in 2021)>said it's going to take 15 years for the ded wongs to win it all>yzerplankwab
>>155088838That song was made by a Canadian who fucked his cousin (guy).
>>155088718Canes in OT, reffies help.
Hawaiian pizza was invented in Ontario
>>155088806Kinda based.
>>155088849samir won
>>155088834Working sucks.
>>155088739reindeer
>>155088875Source?
Had to fire an employee today bros. He wouldn't stop saying "based" or "cringe" in response to everything and got mad at his co-workers for "having no Milly". Everytime he would make a mistake, he'd try telling you how it would be "Just like my Islanders" and then would Naruto-run away from you. He wouldn't stop telling all the female customers and clients how nice their feet were and how he wished he was their shoes. Weird guy.
>>155088849Wtf, my Sens could be getting Skinner?
>>155088750any meat?
>>155088903ham
>>155088893Real
>>155088838>Mfw Rod accidentally reveals Randy Ranch is in fact a real place
>>155088891you should check out the schizo meltdowns that ensue when anons begin to speak of yzerfraud
>>155088718Knights 2-1
were there any pics of rod at the poker tables last night circling social media?
>>155088893bud unironically fits the description perfectly (minus saying no milly)
>>155088909In Canada, they call ham "bacon"
>>155088948That's fucking crazy man.
>>155088948in canada, milk comes in bags
i feel great right now, i ate chicken that i grilled with some steamed broccoli and white rice
>>155088789is freddie even playing?
>>155088948We don't call ham bacon.
>>155088963This makes sense little bit since in nature it comes in bags too. Google boobs.
>>155088968based gymcel
are puckbunnies usually slampigs?unfortunatethere are no puckbunnies in the us so I don't know
>>155087525>>155087390That art is really good! Thanks for sharing
in canada, we call americans fat
vegas killed andershit, very dirty...
>“A name to keep an eye on is Pittsburgh Penguins unrestricted free agent Stuart Skinner,” Garrioch wrote late last week. “The expectation is he won’t be back with the Penguins next season, and the belief is he will be among Ottawa’s top targets in free agency.”Boys, if my Sens can get Skinner, they're going to be a powerhouse and Pizza Pizza will be serving the Skinner Dinner deal instead.
>>155088838sounds like the after game shower back in high school
>>155088986there are definitely puck bunnies in the US
>>155088973
SigmaGoon18 is at your service for tonight, bros
>>155088968Based! Today I benched 2pl8 for 7 reps
>>155088993that was mean, i think you should apologize
>Brandon Bussi leads the Carolina Hurricanes onto the ice for Game 4. Freddie Andersen is NOT serving as the backup either, it's Pyotr Kochetkov.
>>155089031i'm very sorry......NOT!
>>155088080fyi all the hottest girls here work at the nightclubs which have extreme standards. The knights ice girls are mostly volunteer while they go to college or something. Ive known a few.
i keep watching hikikimori documentaries. can we just drop the puck early so i have something else to watch?
>hart unable to stay erect and fully satisfy the bussi
Our Sennies mentioned :)its about getting skinner :(
There's nothing wrong with being unable to maintain an erection
>>155089091Why are you so unstable?
>>155089091What's wrong with Skinner?>Erm, what about the one game with DallasHe was just having a bad day.
>>155089097ive had a lot of concussions
>>155089018canadian bacon isn't ham anon, it's made from the back/loin. ham comes from the leg and regular bacon from the belly
>>155089116canadian bacon is ham anon
>>155089127You're a retard
>>155089035>not even the backup andershit is mentally broken stimming in his hotel room
>>155089111bobr kurva
>watching news before the game>kid excited about going to the Titanic museumslow day
>>155089131so what
>>155089127>Canadian bacon is a lean, mild-tasting pork product made from the boneless loinwhile it does sometimes look similar to boneless ham they are from different parts of the pig
rolling a huge joint right now haha
>>155089142my home town made the news last night because a kid had a Nazi dogwhistle in his yearbook senior quote
i have so much testosterone right now i feel like i could kill a deer with my bare hands
>>155089146if it looks and tastes like ham, its ham
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH KNIGHTS JUST SCORED
And the man at the back said, "Everyone, attack"And it turned into a ballroom blitzAnd the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn yaIt'll turn into a ballroom blitz"Ballroom blitzBallroom blitzBallroom blitzBallroom blitz
tell me when that black woman is done signing the national anthem please
I just hope everyone has fun tonight!
4OT TONIGHT
>>155089175it tastes more like pork loin obviouslyit really doesn't taste like ham unless you mean the deboned monstrosities mushed together
>>155089167
bussy
Just took a Andersen so big it made my Aho bleed
my bussi is wet
>>155089193when that black woman is done signing the national anthem please
>BussiWell, it's over for the knights
Will Vegas fans beat up Carolina fans after the game if the Hurricanes win?
Vegas fans are literally the biggest goycattle in the world
>>155089221keep whining so I can mine your salt
What an amazing turn out for Baby Bash and T-Pain
>>155089212>>155089193we dont tolerate racist microaggressions here
Why is the black guy dressed as a woman
isnt vegas the biggest home for jewish entertainment right up there with hollywood and manhattan?
>>155089232yeah, step it up to macro
>>155089233He’s jazzy
>>155089197Make it 14OT then we can talk
I want to fuck the orkin mosquitoes
>>155089240Vancouver is probably number 3
If even numbers, Knights win the gameIf odd numbers, Canes win the game
>>155089249wtf are these two hanging out
>>155089266Ya they linked up
guys what do you think freddie anderson is doing right now
eating some canadian curry
If it were not for Gary Bettman and his "magnetic" personality, we would have to watch the Stanley Cup Final in the dark, a fate worse than death
my avies should be here, not gaygas
>>155089279texas style?
>>155089278weeping internally
i dont like this color guy
It's overhttps://x.com/Fightful/status/2063986152864993615
>>155089290torontoian
>>155089286>beat the limpin' kings and crippled wild>we should be in the finals!!1!!kek
This is the least interested I've ever been in for a SCF maybe ever.
>>155089295Why not?
DROP THE FUCKING PUCK GARY
>>155089306they literally had to invent a new way of counting viewership for it to beat old records lmao
>>155089306>NO ONE CARES!>THIS IS A DIMELESS FINALS!>I DON'T CARE!Kwab
>>155089306if you say that after the first 3 games then it's simply because you don't like hockey
Two southern teams just don't do it for me, man. Hockey isn't the sport for that.
>>155089278Lubing up his bussi.
ok this is pretty fucking based
what race of women do we post here?
Canes should run these fags like the Hanson Brothers.
the "ice" in that hottub is cgi
>>155089326>las Vegas >southern
>>155089306Cope and seethe tr00n
>>155089334any so long as they're underage
>>155089337no it isn't
When I grow up I want to be the Golden Knight.
>>155089322>laffs
I hope Bussi lets in the first shot
I heard a "golden knight" was actually another name for a "gay knight"
>go on tiktok for 'chel highlights>all I'm being recommended is anime craprage
>>155089334Canadian
>>155089340>36Nuh yeah
why does espn keep trying to present this fact as if its impressive?
what a kino intro
bussi in, nice
Got my bussy out for bussi
>>155089347You would have gotten destroyed by the hurricane witch
>8:15>players just stepping in to the iceWhat the fuck
WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
Do you think E.M. Is watching the game?
the Vegas in stadium presentation totally mogs all the other arenas
>skating out of a giant helmetSOVLOVL
>>155089354anybody who needs to put gold or silver in their aesthetic [eg trump] is a massive faggot
>>155089369we're on gary-time now, son.
>>155089369>worst coast
>>155089311i caught him saying some dumb things that are blatantly wrong this series
Is it bussy time?
>:20 minutes past>disney on ice>puck still not droppedno wonder this sport has been grown to womeme so much
Bussi is looking nice and tight tonight
>>155089361ultimate "streets will forget" franchises
more like Carter Rapist...
I ran AI analysis of the matchupThe short versionCarolina is losing because:Worse goaltending.Turnovers under Vegas pressure.Lower finishing efficiency despite generating plenty of shots.Not enough production from top stars.Vegas is winning the high-danger chances and physical battles
>bussymarner fears the bussy.
No leaf song, thank you Gary.
>Marners own brother didn't throw his hat on the ice during the hat trickHow cheap is this entire family?
>>155089400T A XAX
They should do the national anthem for every player’s country
I want to cum in that nigress
early bussi penetration
Why dont they shout knight the first time he says it?
>>155089355>go on tiktok for chel highlights>all i'm recommended is scantily clad teenage girls dancing provacitavly
oh my stars, a singing negro
USA
>>155089403when are they playing the Alberta anthem?
bussi will allow a goal on the second shot
>canes fans yell RED>knights fan yell NIGHT
New thread soon? I wanna post some ongezellig pictures!
Replacing the goalies mid series rarely works out
No fake SCAR posting tonight please. A lot of us are tricked very easily
>>155089422ok gary
so freddy pull a roy and demand a trade? sitting out, not on bench, no injury. just benched.
>>155089422Bussi won’t let anything inside, that’s why you gotta push deep into Bussi, Bussi is tight, but that’s what makes releasing into Bussi so good
>>155089394Bussy is ready
tick tock wagies
>>155089422>a second shot has hit the bussi
Well, they couldn't get Trump to attend, so maybe they can get Naqvi?
THE DRAGON IS READY TO EAT THAT BUSSI
based tpain I LIKE THE BARRRRRRTENDERRRRRR
bud1
>>155089406buttman and beavis!
Niggers do not belong in hockey
GET THE NEW THREAD UP NOW!
SCAR
SCAAAAAAAAARRR
>>155089458no irish either.
>>155089458it didnt use to be this bad but now its almost unwatchable
OH NO NO NO VEGASS
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>bu551
another meme game coming
STANKY SCORES
>vegass
STANKOVEN
SHART AND FART
the bussi is loose
FARTER SHART
SHARTER FART
OHNO VEGASISTERS DID WE GET TOO CONFIDENT?
Pride of Kamloops Logan Stankoven!
haha ricochet off the back boards
And now they take a penalty. Rough start.
canes won the trade
dont worry vegasbros... we still have THE mitch marner on our team. we're never out of it
the sieve is gone now its SHART time
how is that a penalty? can see him grab the guy and just fall down himself. ref is 2 ft away.
>>155089503
Vegas collapsing
theodore has like fucking 10 penalties this playoff
>>155089502>how is that a penalty?same reason all those bogus calls against the Knicks were called last nightDa league demands more games
TIME FOR THE MITCHY BOY-TANO REEEEEPOOOORRRRTzero, zero, minus 1
>it was 2-0
