tom has been stripped
>>155087781Anime
>>1550877812nd for the Gaethje era
Bee Joe Pyfer
1000 on gaethje is basically free money
>>155087805What about 999?
>>155087813fuck outta here
>mi hijo
marty in the log
>chandler/lewis/zahabi/gaethje is +49000
>>155087823she looks like nelly furtado as a crow
>chandlerb...
had to get that monkey off my back
>>155087815I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee.
someone post pvz's butthole
I'd sooner watch Clay Guida shower.
>>155087848*bungussy
>>155087842KWAGRNB
>>155087842even harder to get visitation time for noah?
i'm sure the step up dad is replacing you fine just fineboth in your ex and in noah's life
>>155087781Tick tock basement dwellers
it's his turn
>>155087847here we say that >cold coffee makes you beautiful
This version gooby is easily the greatest featherweight of all time possibly tied with a prime Volkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYVc-4G5O_k
>>155087847or ripping your foreskin while masturbating in drugs
>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86Q8nqSVMbY>Gaethje and Topuria joint interviewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86Q8nqSVMbY
Very few things gayer than golf
>>155087919Held down and beat up by Chad Mendes off the couch.
>>155087948and then what happened
we cannot follow them
>>155087965Indeed
>>155087965Did you run out of cat images or what
Ilia has some fucking nerve patronizing President Donald in the oval office of all places no way El .45 let's that shit slide I expect him to be severely compromised come fight time
>niggas really turn 30 and decide to pick up golfMiss me with tha gay shit b ima play video games till im 60 respectfully
>>155087930just drink cold coffee>>155087965just until we see they board a train
>>155087963Mendes gassed because he had no training camp
>>155087987You're not making it to 60 thoughbeitever.
Great fight Aljo, I already knew yeas would do it buddy so I went ahead and spent it already
talmbout??
>thoughbeiteverPeople here talk like they've got brain damage fr
>>155088020>mad cause he can't keep up
>>155088020Some of us have brain damage from years of drug and alcohol abuse, not me of course, but some of us here do.
>>155087987Disc golf is my favorite hobby atm you can miss me with that gay golf shit
>yeah you shittin nigguh?no one will ever speak to you that way.
>>155088020bj penn already proved that shit is fake bitch
>>155088001Monitor on sack of potatoe piece of shit
>155088014imagine doing this 2 years after the discord troons instead of raising your son
>>155088036Has anybody here ever shit blood?
>>155088020we have doebeitsonalbeithoweverdoe
>>155087963won by stoppage at the end of the 2nd gooby had a torn meniscus as well btw it's shown on his movie
5 days until Gane fights.
>>155088057i shit gunpowder
>>155088072Dude looks like he eats flies when he kills them
Its so hot outside im just masturbating all day and the cum papers are piling up on the floor
imagine watching "goobys movie" instead of raising your hijo
>>155088087fucking 16 real feel rn it is an absolute disgrace
Reports Justin is getting paid a las Vegas buffet and suite at the wynn for this fight
*brap*
serious discussion though. how come ilia is better than justin when justin has been practicing fighting longer, is bigger and probably stronger. does he just have a better approach to training? is it some sort of mental talent in his brain?
my estimation of MMAGuru as a man just fucking plummeted.
>>155088186european genes b
ilja is georgian
This Saturday night I'm predicting an upset tummy, for me
>>155087965>we cannot f-pffffffttttt-ACKK!!!!!kek... poor miss k-1 thought xhe had a choice
>>155088072I fear that Pereira is underestimating Gane, he is talking about other fights and others fighters, he is not 100% focused on the Gane equation, i am afraid
If sara safari and sneako ain't at the event I don't want it
AI users? Subhuman.
>>155088186Garth's low IQ limits his growth.
it's a common man sport.
Lil Sweden
>>155087781Fuck Dana
Gane all day
>tfw my uncle is just gonna yap my ear off about boxers from the 80s during the whole cardit’s gonna be a long night b
>>155088257>sara safariShe is such a closet hoe its insane i know she dreams of having an onlyfans and getting fucked live
>>155088087
>>155087935Pat mcafee called topuria Mr King and was constantly interrupting. Definitely tweaking hard on adderall
Ilia is bigger than Conor in his prime this fight will do historic numbers
>>155088284>>155088292no hijo?
>>155088199What did he do now??
>serious discussion though
imagine gooning over some "closet hoe" IC4 influencer instead of being present in your hugo's life
>>155087842jon jones is gay because he got raped? or he got raped for being gay? food for thought
"My Dad is my Father" justin gaethje. Beautiful work champ
>>155088323are you wilding out or something. theres less excitement for this fight than conor vs dennis siver
>>155088186Gaethje is an expert at exposing young frauds
>>155088358nta but that wasn't the question i don't believe
>>155088364Yeah it was a dishonest question cause you have to accept his premise that Garth is bad or inferior, i believe it's best to answer with an equally dishonest retort
>heem zoomers unironically think Ilia is as big of a draw as prime gooby https://youtube.com/watch?v=lm01tArr7cI&si=1KuADY8McHp6bGwQ
>>155088385that cerebral assassinry is why we pay you the big bucks bappa, i been manifesting justin by rolling thunder in the rolling thunder a meng can dream
>>155088186Ilia has been training MMA his whole life. Gaethje only started MMA at 20.
Mfw Ilia by first round TKO
>>155088440ilia loses his livelihood this sunday
with a fucking BEER in his hand
gaethje is coming to bang
>>155088440>his whole lifeso what, 16, 17?
>>155088174
so 69 is what we all know but this 67 what position is that in bjj
>HATED HIS LIFE >BECAUSE HE IS A SACK OF SHIT >STOPPED UPLOADING ON YOUTUBE >LIKE A LITTLE PUNK BITCH
GDS (Guru Derangement Syndrome)
>no one likes meTruuue!!
>>155088483basically its like 69 but one guy sucks hawlg and the other guy gives rimjob
>NO ONE LIKES ME>NO ONE LIKES YOU >WHAT A SHITTY CITY>AM I RIGHT KALAMAZOO
for me it's the incredible hokthe greatest heavyweight of all time
Still have no clue how my ass has been so sore all day
It’s a shame Hokit will get heemed, I really enjoy the ironic retard gimmick.
i wish i was good enough at english to hokpost
>ILL SMASH YOU ON ANY STAGE >MAKE YOU LEAVE IN A HEAVY RAGE >UNABLE TO TURN OVER THE PAGE >I AM THE UNFORGETTABLE HOKE
Cute outfit did your boyfriend make that for you?
Heem is too poor to golf I bet my putter costs more than your monthly take home
>Brotha brotha brothaWhere do they keep finding these inbred goat fucking retards, is there an endless supply of them?
My clitty is gonna EXPLODE inside of its cage on Saturday night when Gane walks out!
>>155088681they're the best grapplers in the world.
>>155088671lube up your putter and put the putty part in my pucci
>>155088671GEEEEEEEG This boomer retard got conned to pay $3000 for a piece of metal that costs chinks $40 to make
>>155088836Rushed from pol after I saw this posted there heem just doesn't miss
>>155088836>wanderlei cro cop.webm
what happping here
one thing you have to keep in mind with this matchup: ciryl gane is a filthy cheating nigger
fuck putty gon do
This shit on a SUNDAY BRUH? AYE LIL DONNIE I GOT A JOB NIGGUH!!
Sources say Trevor Whitman has got the tape of Ilias secret training it's over
>>155088836>me having to deal with a golf fag after telling him his hobby is gay
>>155088836what am i looking at here
>>155088259Yeah we don't do that crap here
remember the infamous eye poke of 1992?
>>155088836>austin metcalf murderi thought that was sneed's real name? last time i believe spammy
Post trevor whittman
maybe if you spell his name right I will
>>155089059skewered that kofta
Bryson dechambu would beat the shit out of Ilia
you probably felt so cool typing that shit huh? lil bitch
>>155089059
Ilia will mark the beginning of short king summer with his epic heem
its like moses had predicted. the short will inherit the world
>>155088952>CONTINUE TO SOB >DONT FORGET YOUR JOB >ILL BE BUSY WITH THE MOB >DRIVING THROUGH THEM WITH MY SAAB
personally I am 5'11.5''
>Gane circles around>Pereira steps in range>he gets countered>Poatan attempts a low kick>Gane checks it and assumes a southpaw stance>Pereira steps in again>he gets counters>he steps in again>he gets clipped>Gane abnormally gains both speed and confidence>round 5>pereira looks like he just stepped in vietnam>Gane looks like the size of two mountains, everest and K2>all tactics exhausted>Pereira attempts a final stand>Gane nutshots him to kill his momentum>no point is taken>pereira is compromised>the weight of the world is on his shoulder>he crumbles>Gane is crowned the HW champion of the world
Ilia is like a real life Frieza just so much charisma and confidence
>>155089092buried that burger
we're sorry mister hokit, you aren't allowed at the press conference. you make ilia's bussy leak too hard.
>IM GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU LIKE A PRISON GUARD
ufc 250 is so incredibly stupid and pointless
ciryl gane
>>155089370I bet you're fun at parties mark ass bitch
>>155089352>NO PRESS CONFERENCE WANTED>NO TOLERANCE NEEDED>I DONT NEED TO BE AROUND MR CONCEITED >FUCK THAT LITTLE MIDGET >FUCK HIS LITTLE BAND >ILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM >AND TAKE THE TWO MONTH BAN
>
>>155089370>POINTLESS AS SHARING FLAGS WITH SWEDEN >AM I RIGHT NORWAY?!
>>155089452that was a nasty line
gane fr finna fuck up the monkey
Joe better be padded down thoroughly he has been having major TDS
>>155089522Why do yuo hate BRs so much b
The Monster in the Mirror.
>>155089567casual observation and pattern recognition you cannot name a single terrible thing that they don't celebrate doing from aids orgies to waving helwani flags via BBLs, general disorder and total disfunction
>>155089426>OOHHHHHH AND HE'S... immediately back to his feetI didn't even consider this. But Alex is fat now. We know what Gane does to fat people. Some sort of sadistic fat-people-hate gene activates. Not to mention Alex does worse against south paws.
that's not even touching on bjj and it's consequences
>>155089593Should have been disqualified for that back of the head hammer fist
why is tom acting like he's fighting the winner isn't he quitting per eddie hearn?
all my favorite fighters are old as shit now
what if this happened in the octagon
>>155089755It would be freaking awesome!
>>155089755There will be over 50 secret service snipers in blinds lil bro
Kobe's soul is in hell
>>155089632Nah like 60% of TKO's have back of the head shots in the finishing sequences. In finishing sequences it's judged as the guy getting beat down is unable to follow the golden rule of protecting themselves at all times. Big John explained it many times. Conor vs Poirier 1 finishUsman Covington 1 finishGaethje Poirier 2 head kickAlvarez vs Gaethje finishNgannou vs FerreiraI know, some of those are probably your boys getting finishes to the back of le head and you're trying to cope, but it's okay. You simply must protect yourself.
>>155089832Mengs back of the head were wild to Colby and thse werent even almost finishing. Seems like the best implementation is if someone's on a double leg against the cage. You can spam 50 12-6 elbows to the back of the head before the ref can even say anything or see.
>>155089832i wish i could walk over there and spit in your face jon
>>155089755that's just CM Punk vs Mickey Gall
bitchshut up
bitchsit downbe humble
>35 yearsKWANB
Why is the no hype for this legendary fight card y'all fell off
>>155090138We are all watching Stanley Cup finals
speak for yourself i am staring at the wall and farting
the card itself is shit and there's only 1 fight of consequence
It's insane how many of my posts have imprinted on you.
>>155090209yeah ok. shut up and watch the card goof.
How about you shut the fuck up and watch the fights?
snooki getting punched in the face but it's nina drama
you ever see a woman and think god damn i bet her ass hole tastes good
yes
>>155090209Incorrect. The real trvth is the winner of every fight will have a Rocky golden ticket to a title shot. How mad will you be when Bo, Steve GODcia, Ruffy, ZaGODby and GODkit all cut the line in front of your gay snoozefest faggot matches?>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i-ill QUIT WATCHING MMA IF THEY DO THAT!!!!!kek CYA faggot. Good riddance.
don't forgettrevor wittman has been watching tape
alright shut upduring which fight is a happenning most likely to happen
>>155090454dookie donnie could shart his diaper at any moment
farting like i am president of usa
>>155090369all the time m8
will dontndl trumop falll asleep during the ufcyes -200no +110
crazy to think there are some people alive who have never seen a non demented pant shitting president after the last 10 years
I will follow them
i thinku blink
Planning on taking 15g for 4 weeks. Can't wait to look lean but explosive
Post trevor wittmann
oh you rascal!
yjk trevor shidmeng is cookin something big for this one
brb gona play some games
if you don't respect trevor wittman you don't respect the art of mma
I simply can’t get excited for the main event when gaethje went life and death with pimblett only a few months ago + he got KO’d by max who got KO’d by Topuria
Trump used his NSA connections to get Trevor the classified Ilia training tapes
Connor has been spotted beating up migrants in Dublin
POST YOU UFC WHITE HOUSE MUSIChttps://youtu.be/-gggGRVve1g?si=XeEe55fWnSH9RDNz
Jiri was about to go BEAST MODE on Ulberg before this
>>155090693>pimblettstaph>maxshort notice + fluke kick in round 1
>>155090759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkbgtVFlyCQ
I'm about to go TOILET MODE on a girls DICK
>>155090771I believe Jiri cursed himself when he relinquished the belt after the Glover fight.
>>155090771lol he really did knock the living shit out of Jiri, he moved his whole fucking body with a punch to the head. Samurai pollack needs to learn some defense
Flukes don't exist in MMA.
>>155090802very cool!!!
>>155090812I love seeing Jiri get slimed the fuck out
>>155090811heeminder he didn't want to but poofc coerced him
>>155090759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seA8p2tv2S4
>>155090817o'malley vs chito 1
Yeah hunter clasped his hand on Jiri's shoulder and told him softly but firmly he was going to relinquish the title
>>155090869not a fluke. that was the third time sean had had issues with that leg, the second was in the ufc against suckemdicks
>>155088445Stop posting this gay ass webm
Dana made his wife have an early c section so he wouldn't miss the Chuck Liddell fight
>>155090914what the fuck does a broken foot have to do with getting your peroneal nerve kicked you nitwit?
>>155090990oh so we've established he has repeat issues and it's not a fluke thank you b
>>155090369assholes probably taste disgusting
PIG DOWNPIG DOWN
>>155090990He could have the strongest legs in the world and it still wouldn't be a fluke.
Some people here don't understand the meaning of the burden of proof
It's debunked move on
>>155091012I'll establish my balls in your mouth
>>155090817Chandler vs Tony was a fluke
>>155091080ha that's exactly what your mom said
>>155091101Yeah on planet retard maybe
>>155090290>Jon Jones got humiliated by this
>>155090833was Jiri being respectful or retarded or both? He actually tubgirl'd himself out of an easy win because he believed that piss drinker Machida's bullshit about warrior spirit
>>155088347>gay because he got raped?that's always how it starts
is it gay if you try to suck your own meng but you're not flexible enough? how many times do you have to try before it's gay?
>>155091164Neither he was trying his best and lost focus and got heemed the fuck out as usual
you can never count out michael chandler
>>155091232Except for that time he lost like 5 fights in a row
is gane the real bmf? hes the only heavyweight to face tom ngannou and jones, those 3 never fought each other
>>155091220nah its gay if you herniate a disk trying and have to live with lower back pain as a reminder
>>155091250Yes Gane is the real bmf
>>155091220well lets say you could suck your own meng, would it be gay to nut in your own mouth?
>>155091297mm yogart
>>155091297heard it both ways
>>155091305
>>155090972Is that the lead singer of Gojira? Joe Duplantier?
Anybody else excited to watch cyril gane get ridden around the octagon like a pink pony
Whitman has the tapes.
im scaredim a fightercall me tremor wittman
>I SEEN FOOTAGE>BITCH IM NOIDEDsoon
how come there is sweden and finland but no norway?
>Let le fear wash over you, monsieur chamaSOON
>sips an entire monster>refuses to elaborate further
>>155091839>when your fighter gets heemed dead in front of his family and friends.
>>155091897It's water.
I've seen FOOTAGE
>>155091897It's Ari's sweat
You vill eat ze bugs goyim
>>155091225lol that's the third option I didn't consider and yeah you are probably right
>here's a hideous 300k car I bought you with your own money surprise hehe
>>155091985
The funny part is I actually have the least idea out of anybody what's really going on here
>>155091999talmbout the howlerheadmobile?
>>155092030she was faking
>cruising the thread
Whitman has been utilizing advanced AI and LLMs to dissect the tapes It's over
>>155092064ilias been utilizing humeng stats majors to analyze the fight data from time b
>>155092059Wtf is this real
>>155092052Why would she do that?
to get to sleep faster
The funny part is Sneed sucked hard until her throat hurt bad and then fucked her (male) ass until she came. Next day they fucked her for like 20 minutes and busted inside
Oh my God they're displacing them!!
>Why would she do that?
>>155092112>why would a concussed retard act strangely
ufc white house...and no tito
>>155092128My posts REALLY stick with you, don't they?
>>155092128what are you talking about
i am nursing a somewhat impressive erection
Its insane how many of Sneed's posts have imprinted on him.
could nail planks with this thing
ufc finally makes it to the white house and the entire card is a list of who gives a fuck, how did it come to this just bleed bros
It's insane how many penises Sneed has put in her mouth and anus.
>>155092238He tasted their meat bradda?
>>155092183NUUUUUURSE!
>>155092260She*
poofters
>>155092262no he's a truck driver from out of town
I
Ilia Topuria is going to lose. Bad.
Let him try that meat!!
>>155091839>CHECK UNDER YOUR CAGE FOR THE ICEMAN AND WHITMAN
>>155092294the harelip allows for easier access if you put lip balm on it then pretty much all mengs can slide in and out of pozzdaddy's front zathole with relative ease
Mr. Gorbachev, try his meat!
Sneed kid's afraid to leave his Sneed!
khamzat strikes me as someone who knows how tf his butthoel tastes like
>STOP CALLING ME SHORT IM AVERAGE IN SOUTHEAST ASIAN COUNTRIESPo' lil clitia...
>MY PECKER IS NOT PROPORTIONAL TO MY HEIGHT!!!!
I love how heem is embracing the meat and becoming more powerful and alpha homo than anyone ever thought we could
>>155092421
>>155092402You jest, but that comment unironically poisoned Ilia’s mind and seeded an insecurity inside him deep enough to ask for a divorce.
>>155092294Its just his cutulre b
Ilia this Ilia that SHUT THE FUCK UP next nigga I catch talking sweet about Ilia IM FUCKING BEATING THEY ASS
These bitches love Ilia oh and you know it
does beating former bmf garth strengthen ilias claim to the bmf title? hes already beat niggas upstream of him in the lineage so
>gazes into Justin’s dad’s drunken hazed eyes >”who’s the short one now?”How can Garth recover from such an story loss?
>>155092515why is Ilia having post fight sex with Gache's dad
>>155092532he's gay
>>155092541
>>155092515>it's me, im the short one bro.>short tempered that is! *heems him from the living death in a fit of rage*
>FIRST, ILIA THIS>SECOND, ILIA THAT>ID NEVER BE HIS ROOMMATE >LETS GET TO THAT >A SMALL LITTLE MAN >NOT CAPABLE OF MAINTAINING A MARRIAGE >HE SURELY WILL BE THE SMALLEST MAN I DISPARAGE
>>155092566I know a dude that looks just like Hokit but is Ilia’s size.
Hokit needs to adopt a genius lanny poffo gimmick and cartwheel into the octagon and cut a promo on Ilia calling him gay and questioning his lineage
>>155092577he got a fat cock?
>>155092577>A SMALL LOCO HOKIT >CALL IT A BITE SIZED PUNCH >GO SOUTH OF THE BORDER>ILL STILL EAT YOUR LUNCH
ILIA, ILIA, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?THE ORACLES HAVE MISSED YOU, A CURSE OF SHORT MEN!
im laughing way too hard imagining hokit cutting masterful promos on a man 4 feet shorter than him
Leon is fighting Morales according to Toilet Till. Tawlts?
Bobby Green explains how fightig is a art
>>155092627beast matchup. glad leon gets one last chance before being relegated to fighting whoms
>>155092627Kek. Morales is sending that bald nigga to the 7th lair of hair.
>>155092603im luughing at u , bitch
>SOMEONE BRING THAT MIDGET A LITTLE BIT CLOSER >IM OVER HERE AT THE ADULT TABLE >CALLING OUT ALL YOU POSERS >THAT FAGGOT ILIA TOPURIA CAN ONLY RUN FOR SO LONG >ILL CUT DOWN TO FEATHERWEIGHT >AND BEAT YOUR ASS AT HOME
actually looking forwards to pereira vs gane. pereira had a good last fight and gane looked great vs tom.
Hokit cant lose
Hokit tuah spit on that thang!
bitches here need to shut the fukc up
>>155092592Dom mazetti
>BE POLITE>BE MEAN >BE BETTER
>>155092669ILIA YOU ARE A MAN THAT HAILS FROM SPAINBUT YOUR ANCESTRY WILL NOT HIDE YOU FROM PAINTOPURIA THE TODDLER I SEE IN MY MINDTHE SMALLEST MAN THE UFC COULD FIND
>>155087919arnold allen would beat the living dogshit out of him btw
Strickchud is becoming insufferable. Which khamzat won
>>155092758>A MAN WITH ANCESTRY BUILT ON PAIN >HARD NOT TO CALL THE SUICIDAL MIDGET BY HIS NAME>ILIA TOPURIA THE SMALLEST MAN YOU COULD FIND >WHEN I LOOK AROUND THE ROOM A RATTLE IS ALL I COULD FIND >THE SCHOLAR ONCES AGAIN SCHOOLS THE TOTALLY RETARDED >WHEN JUSTIN GAETHJE DROPS THIS BABY MAN >HIS EGO WILL BECOME DEPARTED
>>155092821he has always been this fence sitting type of fag
>>155092820he’s autistic, maybe.
ok it's official, Hokit needs to don a graduation cap and gown and call Ilia a piece of shit dummy whether he wins or loses
ILIA YOUR NAME SPANIARD YOU CLAIMA MAN FROUGHT WITH DWARVEN SHAMEPARAGRAPHS WRITTEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA FOR NAUGHTPERHAPS ASK HIM ABOUT THE LAST MOUSE HE FOUGHT
what happens if there is a terrorist attack at ufc freedom 250?
>>155092895It will be an "iranian terrorist" and we will go to war. Gane will also stop the terrorist and get a medal of honor
>>155092895Won’t be cancelled if that is what you’re alluding to. Only lightning stops this card
>>155092895hokit cartwheels in with a cap and gown from the smartest university in the galaxy and basically makes the would-be terrorists cry and shit themselves and go get their GEDs in a 2 minute promo
It's okay for men to cry. Anyone that thinks otherwise needs to fuck off.
I remember shit posting with mates 15 years ago that ufc would be so shit they'd put on cards in commie shit blocs or saudi arabia, and you know what we were right. Once the fertittas peaced out and Danuh dumb fuck was left in charge it was over
Im an incel mma fan and my favorite youtuber is MMA Guru.
"Well we heard the fans and what they want is frankie edgar vs grey maynard 3"actually no Dana, no one ever wanted that you bald bozo goof fuck
>>155092951>dana left in chargeWme bought the ufc. Dana is a mouthpiece, he told us he doesn’t know how to use a phone.
>>155092974That's what I meant you stupid bitch he was left as the mouthpiece and he's done a shit job at it since
Ilia Topuria, you absolutely suck.
>>155092991he’s always been the mouth piece you stupid bitch. why can’t you be nice, smiling uses less muscles :)
>>155092993>HE DOES BJJ
>you could've went to UFC white house if you joined the militaryDang it
I touch you with this right youre fucking done
trvor wittman
>>155093010ah those years of slaving for the zog finally paid off
Fuck it. Im going all the way
>>155092997Im sorry im fucking pumped for pedo house 280
>>155093039me too. been part of it for 250 years, very happy to go for another 250
>>155093055legit surprised there isn't some Indian goldberg they put on the card tbqh
>>155093062topuria is on the card, isn’t he indian
Will you be on the /heem/ or /pol/ gamethread for UFC white house?
>>155093096he's 5'6 he might as well be
>>155093097I can't stand hearing non-MMA fans talk about MMA
>>155093114they really are just whiter north indiansgrim
Heading to Jocasta resorts on Friday
>>155087842first pyfer now bones. people need to stop kwabbing for illusory sympathy
RUN BROWN PIGLETS RUN! YA IRISH DADDIES ARE HANGRY FOR YOUR MEAT
>>155093349damn this kid's a beast at 155, future champ for sure
Everyone knows conor has a way bigger dick than max and most important they know so max will be nerfed mentally going into the fight and i would love for conor to bring it up on the press conference
Nigger!
Bo
A rapist will save IrelandA rapist will save the world
never convicted
Ima gona lick u
Jon Jones the gayest of all time? Surely not?
>>155093398absence of evidence does not prove evidence of absence
>>155093436He would protect Karmelo in prison but destiny separates them
>Just get in more debt if you are already in debt
Who else lifts weight with his dih?Its like a modern version of the bruce lee one finger pushup
>UFC FEEL
GOMAD+CHAMA CREATINE
Ciryl Gane has faced Francis Ngannou, Jon Jones & Tom Aspinall.Neither of those 3 premier Heavyweights of MMA have fought each other.While others run, Gane has always fought.
A crescent of a lunar cycle until we enter the Gaethje era.
are yall nerds still watching this shit? yall retarded
4 days until Topuria sucks cock and eats shit
>>155088186A lot of skill is purely innate talent and ability to understand fighting. Conor is the perfect example, no Irish gym has ever produced another fighter like him, his abilities were due to his own natural talent
The MMA's Power That Be have decided that Gaethje will heem Topuria, aligning their fate to Diaz's tapping McGregor out. It is the canon event that Topuria must go through before taking on some big name in boxing.
>>155088881Kek
>>155093590Realistically, even if Ilia did magically lose his knockout power, he could still take down and submit Gaethje easily
>YOU SEE, DERRICK >PEOPLE LIKE...'YOU'>DON'T GET TO BE CHAMPION >YOU'RE HERE TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE LIKE 'ME'>GO ON, DO A LITTLE DANCE FOR ME, DERRICK >TAKE YOUR SHORTS OFF, YOUR BALLS MUST BE HOT
chama on ur mama
>>155093634best way to check this is to see if the gym the fighter comes from has produced any other good fighters.
>>155093669Jiri is another example, the guy trains in some shitty little gym filled with nobodies in his hometown
>>155093659HHHokit
>>155093702>TONIGHTSUHHH>DERRICK LEWIS UHHHH>GONNA GET HEEMEDUHHH
jaxxon house will produce the next 10 p4p fighter, screencap this
more like ufc freedumb lol
>>155093796nice, you come up with that one ur one, b?
Seems like a bit much
>>155093634You could argue that very gym is holding him down if not sabotaging his talent
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
*stalks the prey*
>>155093842shut up bitch
>>155090759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMD1j-C1r5Q
>>155093825cant wait for adin to replace that stupid goy
>>155093842Having fun there?
>>155093886woah
>stalks the thread
stalk my balls on both your foreheads
>>155093980
tsingtsingtsingis klots
>>155093842GODnor is going to flatline Maxipad, toss Rush into a woodchipper then run an impregnation train on his wife with GODjo and GODrab
>>155094044gotta take that coat to a tailor. cant intimidate anyone or command respek with those dumpy sleeves and soft bubble silhouette. bro looks like a stuffed doll kek canadians are so non threatening and docile
>>155094078Based.
Dana white ruined my life...
Nah why this nigga goofing off with fight fairy when he should be training!
Win or lose. Justin Gaethje will be hitting a fat dab
>>155093842Insufferable little cunt
>>155094180Monitor Volkanoffski
>>155094091lanklet? heemedshortkang? winned
>>155094224Keep my miami aoifes name out your fuckin mouth!
Dana has clarified Sean Strickland isn't banned from the white house event. He's not invited.
>>155093932easy on the cheeseburgers, jorge...
>>155094561jack sees out of his ears?
Pat Macafee was coked up for that topuria Gaethje interview. Called topuria Mr King and just kept interjecting
has sneed got us a picture of the zestman yet
https://youtu.be/jNNm8fTzxOwOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
>>155087781I just bet 49 euros on Gaethje
Reports are breaking that popular YouTube influencer MMA Guru is among the riots in the UK. Apparently he is personally responsible for burning down an entire immigrant assisted living community with all the migrants locked inside
>>155094789in spain that lasts surprisingly long what's the payout if the gods bless us
>dare ilia to stand and trade>throw a sneaky disguised headkick you've practiced 10,000 times>be prepared to instantly dive on him and get the finishtoo easy. i could do it myself.
Nigger
guess picksbong needs to do a 7 fight thing for 250
>>155094938I believe its pronounced Nickal
Grok says R3 KO for Topuria
>>155094968see >>155091845
>>155094981I am Swedish but for some reason its giving me a Norwegian flagMy IP adress is showing me in Sweden so its not because of that
>>155094999the plot thickens... and denmark remains forgotten
>>155094584Yeah, that's why he has bad vision.
Gone but not forgotten
>*does the khabib point up emote*
>>155095104
AGP (Anti-Gane Propaganda)
when does the ufc have another presser? I need more hokit
>>155091170it is truly a rape or be raped world we live in
>>155094825about 270 euros
>>155095376>posts faggy rage for the machine lyrics
>LEMME SEE YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS IN THE AIR>IM GETTIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL TIRED OF DEEZ POLITICIANS N BIG MONEY MEDIA >SO IMMA GO ON YOUR N UGHHHHHHHHH>IM GONNNNA UGHHHHHHHHHH>IM ZAK DE LA ROCHA UGHHHHHHHHHH>IM SO leHECKIN FED UP WITH THE GOVERNMENT UGHHHHH>NOW BUY MY MUSIC OR ILL REPORT YOU TO THE GOVERNMENT FOR STEALING BAD. ASS. STATEMENT.
>>155095423MMA?
>>155095434This "sport" is inherently just another department of the American government
>>155095376*sigh*I was enjoying this punk concert but Dana White is here, too!
>>155095376
>>155095434they perform at the White House you faggot moderator
>>155095479
British faggot showing up and repeating the same shit he has been for years while he wastes his loife away? Hell yeah
>>155095504he doesn't follow jews he just stays at home and masturbates all day
>>155095492what if a treat is given, will you follow?
I'm gay and fat
>>155095492Our sports biggest star followed them
>>155095525pretty tacky placement for a security cam
>we cannot follow them
Denmark isn't real it's made from Legos
If Gaethje wins, paddy Pimblett legacy stocks will fucking soar. It's not too late to invest
Gaethje will win.Hokit will win.You cant stop these things.
>>155095630Does Umar have any fans? Other Brazzas like Islam and Khamzat are huge, but this guy feels irrelevant despite supposedly being just as good.
Which fighter has taken the most 0's off of undefeated prospects?
>>155095657uh b the nation of islam stands behind him what are you on about
>>155095681sweden?
>>155095666Yer mom
>g-gaethje will win!Ok, explain how>uuhhhhh h-he just will okay! f-falling anvil!
>>g-gaethje will win!>Ok, explain howRight here, chief.
>>155095866been telling you for months, he knocks him out. mental midgets have no place in the octagon
1776 reasons Justin Gaethje wins
Nobody cares mutt, shut up already
>>155095950I'm whiter than Ilia's children.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvJlpvMJmaAWe're live
>>155095900Explain the exact interactions and mechanics that will lead to Gaethje knocking out Topuria
>>155095900if anyone's a mental midget it's farthje bro taps to chokes
>>155095966belts to asses
>>155095969kid wants to breathe and you make fun of him? be better.
With a goddamn fucking BEER in his hands
>>155095965We don't watch that crap here
A fucking beer
>>155087940I was just talking about the three gayest sports - Golf, Cricket, Lacrosse.Thoughts?
>>1550958668 figure taxpayer funded check to ilia for his service to this country (falling down as soon as any strike lands)
Josh Hokit
Jo$h Hokit
Josh 420 Toke it
J0$H H0|<1T
Josh Smoke It
>>155096029>>155096029>>155096029
Someone make a real one
>>155096052Tough break, kid
