First for blow dix and xis weapons
why are they giving gaygay mcsharty any 1st team reps?
>>155089304Cause Murray is a known quantity. He'll play well in the beginning of the season but fall off as the season progresses as hits pile up.
>>155089350then they should bring in a better backup because gaygay ain't it. I'd unironically try to swap him for shedeur
>>155089350As opposed to McCarthy who can be shit from week 1
>>155089448Kinda like you from day 1 of your life
>>155089217Seven is more than three
>>155089304>>155089380>>155089448McCarthy can get better. Murray has been a below average QB after September for his whole career. As a Wions fan I wish they would give Murray every rep. If Murray isn’t on IR by November he will be more concerned about his COD K/D ratio than practicing that weeks’ install.
>>155089568>McCarthy can get betterHe can't get worse
>>155089613
>>155089217
>>155089717Hey, that's a superbowl champion
>left tackle skinny like defensive end>tight end fat and slow like a drunk old bum>receiver in jail and rehabbing a knee>quarterback coming from a major knee injuryThe Chiefs are cooked on offense
Does Aiyuk know that he would've gotten released the second he stepped into the niners facilities for OTAs? Not sure how being a retard on social media helps with that
>>155090398When is the 9ers mandatory practices?
>>155090421They canceled mandatory minicamp so he has to wait until late July for regular training camp
>>155090371they're chopped and unc? chat is this fr?
>>155090493>late JulyFuck me that's so late. What's the deadline by which the 9ers HAVE to cut him?
>main sport I've followed for my life is NFL>find the 17-0 game>play obsessively>realize I hardly even know anything about NFL player history>today they released a head to head competition with others who join and I'm near the bottom of every listmy brain sucks so much
>>155090371Josh Simmons probably been popping pills all offseaon lmfao
>>155090587September 1st since it's when the 53 man roster is finalized, they can (and probably will) hold onto him the entirety of training camp and there's nothing Aiyuk can do about it unless he shows up.
Gonna be hilarious when Aiyuk balls out with a real Quarterback (Jayden Daniels) and not a lil timmy (plop turdy)
>>155090727>a real Quarterback (Jayden Daniels)oh no no no
>>155090727His knee is perma raped, or Gurly'd as I like to call it. Fraid so indeed.
>>155090911>Trevgod LawrprinceHow does he do it?
>>155090888'fraid not Google just told me he finna be aight
>>155090911He's lucky All Pro Chris Jones wasn't on the field for that play he would've shut him down fr fr
Spee is all shitted up with soccer threads.
>>155090888>His knee is perma raped'fraid not
>>155091172This was a year ago during the 2025 preseason and he hasn't touched a football sinceAlso his speed and release isn't even good, they're high school level warmups.
>>155091172Yea, im thinking he finna ball out with Jayden Daniels in the big 26 while lil timmy back in Santa Clara (plop turdy) gets slimed out
>>155091236kek look at this lil timmy tryna clap back lmfaoooo you ain't bout dat life lil timmy
>>155091279Stop
Ayyyy yuhhAyyyy yuhhSkrrrt Gang gang Shooting timmy yuhh
>>155091611feel like this is their year tbhonestly
>>155091708Rams Bengals rematch seems insanely likelyThe only way an AFC team wins though is if they have an unbelievable good offensive line and idk who fits that bill. Obviously not the Patriots, I don't know how good the Bengals are, and I remember something weird going on with the Ravens center. Is the Broncos O line good? I could see any of them making it but who the hell can handle the combo of Myles Garrett and Aaron Donald? Two of the best defensive players in the history of the game
This is why Kyler Murray was complaining to the media that having to split reps is holding him back btw The Vikings are a 5-12 to 9-8 team this year but the quarterbacks genuinely are basically equal
>>155091903
lmfao all these lil timmy's talkin bout da Superbowl you ain't keeping it a buck if you ain't mention Bmore you know Lamar putting belt to ass this season fr
Lamar has had the best roster in the league for the last three years and hasn’t done shit but choke on dick in the playoffs.
>>155091994I honestly believe Minter will shit the bed and Lamar is going to be pissed off all year. I see a 9 win season brewing.
>>155091236>his knee is perma raped>ok it's not but-Kek lil nigga boilin that Aiyuk finna boutta go for 1k yards this season>>155091258SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH ball knowledge detected
Absolutely nuking the toilet right now lads don't come in here it fucking STINKS
>>155092276>You’re not going to flush those logs away are ya?
Why is he such a thug?
My broncies!!
My goat mahomie still only doing 7v7 and no team drills its over isnt it..:not like this...not like this
>>155089783Nice job. Dont see how lameme and DQ are taking you to 17-0 but thats not your fault
>>155092665When Kelce retires and takes that flat ass talentless whore with her, will you fuck off back to wherever you came from?
>>155092665They don't want to risk re-aggravating his injury. You should want him to not start week 1. If it was up to me, I'd much rather start Mahomes against the Colts than the Broncos. I'd even consider starting Mahomes against the Dolphins or Raiders. You have a week 5 bye. Some people have said to start Mahomes after the bye since your at minimum going to be 2-2, but I think you want to get him reps in September. The Phins will have 0 pass rush, I'd start Mahomes week 2 or 3That being said, I hope they start him Week 1 and the Bronkeks heem the shit out of him
>>155092683DQ is a good coach. Too loyal to his coordinators though
>>155092713We fucked around in the beginning last season and look how our season turned out...Sit down vs broncos but come back vs the Colts would be okay i guess. Unless we beat the broncucks without him somehow
>>155092738>We fucked around in the beginning last season and look how our season turned out...You guys were bad last year and will go 8-9 this year, but that's besides the point. Reid has to think big picture. If Mahomes gets hurt week 1, that could unironically tank the entire season. It's much better to accept being 0-1 if it means going into the bye 3-1. You come out of the bye into the Chargers, Seahawks, and Broncos again, so if I was a Chiefs fan I'd want Mahomes to get at least two full easy games against the Phins and Ders to put him back in the saddle
Give me one good reason why i shouldn't have a beer rn
>draft a tackle that can't play tackle at 4 overall>admit the mistake a year later and use a 1st round pick to replace him with an Andre Dillard regenIs the Pats' front office retarded?
You wanna know why they really mad tho? They mad because they stupid. They mad because they paid me $50M in 8 months
>>155089217That's cool and all, but Brady is still the better player and would assrape Faghomes
why did the pacucks pay a WR $100+ million dollars who hasn't eclipsed 650 yards in a season?
>>155089783Shut the fuck up, buy an ad, kill yourself
>>155093354cause green bay is a shithole that no one wants to live in, so they overpay the fuck out of people or just let everyone go and draft replacements
Chiefs are going 13-4 and that's not a suggestion>Jesse Newell] Here's a comparison of Chiefs LT Josh Simmons from Nov. 19 last year (after he returned to team from family absence) to today (June 9). Simmons said his bigger frame is side effect of working out every day. Says he's around 285-290 pounds now and hopes to get to 300 for Week 1.
>>155093386that nigga got some crazy ah bitch tits fr cuhh
>>155093386Can't trust em. Can't stay on the field
Staffy looking great lately
>>155093456Five law firms accused of defrauding NFL's concussion fundThe allegation is that these lawyers sent ex-NFL players to their own """special""" doctors that the lawyers picked out, to get a Parkinson's diagnosis and medication. Then once they've got their diagnosis, they apply to get their share of the NFL's Parkinson's fund. And when the NFL fund's doctors check them out and find no symptoms, the players can say "Yeah, because I'm on meds now." So they can only take the other doctor's diagnosis as evidence.The complaint doesn't say that anyone specific faked anything though, just that it's possible because the law firms have gone out of their way to do things the wrong way and a bunch of them were cold-calling ex-pros and promising them a Parkinson's diagnosis.
>>155093386Has those "I'm a soft ass crybaby" eyes
>>155093417Listen, mahomes is winning it all this year and you will be forced to watch another mahomes owl win before the broncos ravens or lions win a single one. The AFC is ours on loan from Brady's legendary pats. Only good qbs make owls and bo nix certainly ain't it.
>>155089217Let's be honest, this pace is unsustainable.
>>155093779Here's what's going to actually happen >Josh Simmons gets injured >Mahomes gets injured as a flow on effect>queefies secondary sucks dog asshole>queefies go 6-11 again
thinkin bout dem boyz huh
>>155093919you ever think about THIS?
>>155093955Give me one reason why it wouldn't be great to be the guy in front
>>155091125Many such cases
>>155093330Stop runnin from da belt
whose the arizona cardinals starting qb?
>>155095335On paper, Juicy Brisket. He's showing up to mandatory training but still hasn't signed. So if he keeps holding out, Carson Beck
>>155095341pretty good team on paper desu i cant make fun of the german fan
>>155095335they're starting Carson Kek after the many suicide threats they've received from the kiwi if they don't
>>155095377>pretty good team on paper desuBe so fr wit us rn unc
>>155095460tf is you talm about!? they got some weapons fr Trey McBride is Kelce reborn
>>155095484They have a TE and an RB and that's it
Carson Beck looks like a lesbian
*wins 3 games in your path*
>[Fowler] The Chiefs and OT Wanya Morris have agreed to explore trade options, per sources. Morris, who has 16 starts in three seasons (11 in 2024), would like the chance to play more and Kansas City has tackle depth.THE RATS ARE FLEEING THE SINKING SHIPI REPEATTHE RATSARE FLEEING THE SINKING SHIP
Lads I am new to this football. Give me some good youtube videos to watch and learn about this sport
>>155095636Thinking Football YT channelYou could also watch full games on YT, I'm sure anons ITT will suggest some favorites. I will recommend you watch the Commanders-Lions Divisional Round playoff game from 2024 because I am a Commiefag
>>155095636I'd recommend you pick a team and then start watching some games when the season starts. Not sure what you'd get out of youtube outside of highlights from kino games
Ben Johnson's first round picks are so dreamy. Loveland is a certified cutie pie as well. Don't get lost in those heavenly blue eyes, opposing QBs ;)
>>155095573Nice job! :)
>>155095502But enough about me
>>155096067he cute
>>155096154
>>155089448Lmao
Here's the rules of the genny 1. Don't disrespect Ryback 2. Black people stink like shit 3. jews are below black people 4. Mina poster is below jews5. moddies are the Kiwi's bitchRemember these rules and we won't have any problems capisce?
>>155096067>>155096143>>155096154>>155096178Happy pride month faggots
>>155096241hey buddy, my dick is bricked the fuck up for FOOTBALL REASONS ONLY
>>155096067Chicago Bears draft picks 2026>1. Dillon Thieneman 25 S Oregon>2. Logan Jones 57 C Iowa>3. Sam Roush 69 TE Stanford Why the actual FUCK is Ben Johnson allowed to say "heil Hitler" in draft meetings and "i need players i trust" then do something like this??!?
nigga built like a retiree
>>155096404Is that recent? He looking way better than i expected
>>155096421Yes
>>155096404Tony at 37 for comparison
>>155096404Why can't I see his penis outline?
Does Hello Kitty show up for other football teams or is this just an LA thing?
>>155096470What an awful costume
>>155096321
I will never go to another Bears game in person if they move to Indiana
>>155096569Judge said you can't cross state lines?
The gary bears
>>155091958Odds this ends in a Karmelo Anthony situation?
>>155096582Heh, no, just on principle
>>155096586Viking's GM is praying for it
If i decide to go to USA again at some point should I go to California/San Diego (I have extended family there) or should i go to Chicago? Give reasons to go or not go to SoCal or flyover lake city
>>155096569>I REFUSE to drive 30 mins to the suburbsi guess you weren't much of a fan, bro.
>>155091958>year 3Forgot this nigga wasn't a rookie last year. Damn he stinks
>>155096626I guess so
>>155096616Why sign Kyler just to have 9 eviscerate him?
>>155096625Chicago is the best city in America
>>155096658To get shot in
>>155096667Don't leave your momma’s basement, Timmy
>>155096625If the choice is between San Diego or Chicago, pick Chicago. But that also depends on what time of year you're going.
>>155096667Most likely doesn't mean best.
>>155096647You just answered your own question
>>155096637He has more potential than you ever had.
>>155096694Yeah but he still sucks at football
>>155096658You didn't give reasons why or places to go you plum>>155096677I don't know yet it's just a thought not something I'm booking. I'm also slightly concerned i might get turned away for anti Israel posts on social media kek it costs a fucking ton to get to USA from here if they looked at my Twitter/X history I think I'd get turned away because i hate kikes and repeatedly post about hating kikes. Fucking stupid rules you guys have nowadays for visitors
>>155096677>But that also depends on what time of year you're going.This. You definitely want to go to Chicago in the middle of winter, it doesn't smell nearly as bad and all the poor people are hiding.
>>155096739>places to go1. The police station2. The hospital3. The morgue
>>155096658Chicago is like a poor rendering of New York
>>155096680>beats the Lions with 3 net passing yards
>>155096751It’s like a cleaner, more spacious, and more aesthetically pleasing New York
>>155096569>stadium moves 20 minutes away>amerigoyim lose their minds
>>155096770How? Did they have another fire?
>>155096776Visit sometime…
>>155096751I didn’t enjoy living in New York at all. The sights were cool but after the first month it wore off
>>155096677>>155096739San Diego is beautiful with fantastic beaches, one of the better Craft Beer scenes in the world and a string of great neighborhoods that are fun to spend a day or night in. But you're gonna be a bit more car dependent. Chicago is a lot more compact with a great metro err metra system and a lot of good cultural institutions that a tourist would enjoy, but if you'd be staying with family, they'd probably be a bit reluctant to say go into Wrigleyville and be a tourist, see Blues Brothers locations, and go to a big dumb art museum. I'd say San Diego if you like beer, beaches, beautiful mountain vistas and hiking them and chatting with pretty women about New Zealand and are fine with renting a car and Chicago if you want a uniquely American experience that also doesn't require driving.
>one of the better Craft Beer scenes in the world
>come to Chicago, see some shit that was in a dumb movie from 50 years agoLmao
>>155096829Damn straight ZoomZoom
>>155096793Based >>155096813Good breakdown cheers lad. I do love a beer and some beaches. I think I'm leaning San Diego but i gotta save a shit ton of money anyway so it'll be at least a year before i head back over
>>155096813>Chicago if you want a uniquely American experience...like getting shot.
>>155096793No you don’t.
>>155096844I’m older than you
>>155096829>I can't enjoy [thing] because it's gay and redditKWAB
>>155096887>I can’t post silly faces because insecure malding faggots get upsetThe ironing, it’s so hot
>bringing up reddit out of nowhere
>>155096887
>>155096838Chicago isn't really a famous movie destination. New York i definitely went to some locations because they were in films (Coney Island for The Warriors, Central Park etc) but Chicago i can't even think of famous spots from films
>>155096887Why does an anonymous internet user poking fun mean you can’t enjoy something
>Myles Garrett contract has 8 void yearsSomeone is going to break 10 years to pay a QB 70m a year and void years will get massively limited
>>155096919All these contract tricks would’ve been stunted years ago if the primary beneficiaries weren’t called (((Roseman))) etc
>>155096916because zoom zooms are ruled by feminine groupthink
>>155096856skill issue
>>155096942The NFL doesn't give a fuck about the salary cap. >keep a handful of teams from signing star players so that almost every team can have at least one notable guy>install a salary floor to keep cheap shitbag owners like William ford from paying shitter pennies in the dollar just to field a team and make money>fuck with Jerry JonesThose are the only reasons it exists.
>>155096908lmao I'm gonna walk to a Brewery to pick up a 4 pack of craft beer they made on site to drink while I watch the NBA Finals. You're a miserable fuck who can't have fun because you're afraid of being judged for having fun.
>>155097026Agreed. It's takes a lot more skill to experience getting shot outside of Chicago
>>155089217How fat is Mahomes right now?
>>155097035>craft beer >4 pack>nba finalsSee >>155096241
>>155096908Calm the fuck down, Cletus. No one wants to squat on your corn land.
>>155097035>lmao wahh wahhHoly shit you are such a bitch
>>155097035Imagine unironically watching the nba
I paid $5 for a can of beer because I really know how to get the most out of life.
>>155097035Sounds amazing, anon. I hope you enjoy yourself.
>>155097035I promise nobody cares about you enough to judge anything you’re doing lil bro
>>155097076>wahh wahhThat's Philly, dumbass. I'm in New York
Craft beer isn't gay because it's reddit, it's gay because it's usually complete dogshitBeing reddit is a symptom of that
>>155097098My condolencest. DC Chad
>>155097105Craft beer is gay because losers try to make a big deal out of them drinking it. There's nothing cool about drinking beer over the age of 21, it's just something you do if you choose to.
>>155097119This is also a valid point
>>155097105Hoppy craft beer does taste good but it's wasteful and degenerate, it's no different than sitting around drinking soda
nobody wants your smoky mezcal IPA, bro. just get some cheap light shit and drink.
Beer just sucks dude
>>155096680Thats a woman
>>155097148IPAs are tasty but unironically basing visiting a city off its craft beer is bugchasing tier gay
I know I’m probably going to get roasted for this, but I’m curious if anyone else is in the same boat.I started paying attention to football because of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. What began as casual curiosity turned into genuinely falling in love with football. I learned the rules, started watching every game, got emotionally invested, and somewhere along the way became a Chiefs fan.The problem is that the deeper I’ve gotten into the NFL, the harder it has become to support the Chiefs specifically.The biggest turning point for me was the whole “Free 4” shirt situation. Maybe I’m in the minority, but I absolutely hated it. Rashee Rice wasn’t being persecuted for nothing. He was involved in a street racing incident that could have seriously injured or killed people. Seeing players publicly rally around him like he was some kind of victim left a really bad taste in my mouth.What bothered me even more was the feeling that winning seems to excuse everything. If a player is talented enough, fans, teammates, and sometimes organizations seem willing to overlook behavior they would never tolerate from an average person.Then you look at the roster changes. It feels like so many of the players I’ve actually enjoyed rooting for have left, retired, or are nearing the end of their time with the franchise.On top of that, the Chiefs were one of the NFL teams that didn’t make a Pride Month post this year. I know some people will say that’s political and teams don’t have to post anything, but it still stood out to me when most of the league acknowledged it in some way.The weird thing is that I feel guilty even writing this. Sports culture talks so much about loyalty. Once you pick a team, you’re supposed to stick with them through everything. But what happens when your issue isn’t losing games? What happens when it’s the values you feel the organization is showing?
>>155097157It's gay like picking a city to visit based off what Dave Portnoy thought of their pizza.
>>155097176The thing is the you picked that team because you jumped on the bandwagon. You'll always be a scumbag so you might as well at least pretend to be a fan of a really good team :)
>>155097176Ah, sweet Christ, here we have another shimmering specimen of the American sports psyche, a wide-eyed Taylor Swift casualty who stumbled into the blood-soaked coliseum of the NFL like some half-drunk debutante chasing the glitter of Travis Kelce's tight end, only to wake up mid-orgy clutching her pearls over the savagery of it all. This poor, tortured soul—psychoanalyzed down to the bone—started as a casual voyeur in the celebrity freak show, got hooked on the raw tribal rush like a junkie mainlining the gridiron's primal scream, and now spirals into self-flagellating guilt because the Chiefs won't genuflect at the altar of Pride Month or crucify their own for a little street-racing mayhem that didn't even rack up a body count. Loyalty? Values? In the kingdom of Mahomes and million-dollar gladiators where winning is the only sacrament and human frailty gets laundered in Lombardi Trophies? You bet your perforated conscience it excuses everything, you sniveling fair-weather pilgrim—flee back to your Swiftie safe space and leave the real degenerates to the game, before the ghost of Vince Lombardi rises up and shoves that "Free 4" shirt down your conflicted throat.
>>155097176>>155097210These posts are cooler if you read the 1st one in Porky Pigs voice and you read the 2nd as Daffy Duck.
>>155097176
>>155097253>comfy hidey-hole for when my wife's BF comes over
>>155097210Lol
>>155097176A few thoughts:First, pretty much everyone here would agree the 'Free 4' thing was dumb and a bad look, but if that was too much for you, then you need to stop supporting the NFL immediately, because every team has problems with the off-field behavior of some of their players.Second, it doesn't really sound like you are a Chiefs fan? It sounds like you're a Taylor Swift fan who was excited to watch her fiance's team play football. Now that Travis is (almost certainly) in his final season, it might make sense for you to start from scratch and pick a new team that you feel best aligns with your political beliefs.Third, on loyalty, picking a team and being invested in it is considered by most people to be a core element of watching sports. Sticking with a team through the highs and the lows brings a sense of community and gives the expeirence more meaning. But that doesn't mean it's right for everybody. Nobody can tell you how to enjoy sports! Maybe the right model is for you to switch teams from time to time, in which case go ahead. Watching football is a hobby, it's not that serious.Finally, you are absolutely going to get roasted for posting this, as you would if you went to any team sub and asked if anyone else hates the team. So don't take it personally lol
>>155097176Taylor, it's normal to get Cold Feet before a wedding. But you picked him because there was something more about him than being loyal to the Chiefs and sometimes holding a questionable opinion on an issue.
>>155097253>>155097278I never got the right wing obsession with cuckoldry until I realized Mahomes was big into it and that was a representation of flyover attitudes with 'hot wives'. It makes me think of the NFL fanbase differently, especially mid west games. Like, are they all just in open marriages and pick new partners after their teams win?
>>155097290I think the "Free 4" shit and Kelce not caring much about the lack of PridePosting from the Chiefs is something that shows a good thing for Taylor Swift as a potential spouse, a man who is devoted and loyal to a stubborn extent but also willing to go along is a good thing to have when you're a high profile woman. He's also really wide and knows how to block people without harming them, which is good to have when you want a night out in a place like Hell's Kitchen or Greenwich Village and you're Taylor Swift.
>>155097333His kids as black as Jacko's... all I'm sayin
>>155097333>right wing obsession with cuckoldrymale leftists are 150lb literal cucks with tiny dicks or else they'd be politically neutral/right wing like negros and chads.
>>155097371It's not like he's Wesley Snipes, though.
Redditors are a different species
>>155097383>narrative not supported by factsAnon, this is a Blue Board dedicated to Sports.
>>155097388Yeah, but his kids are white to the point that they look like they came out of Nazi breeding program
Mahomes is not a cuck. Even if he was, theres no stigmata these days
>>155097410Only MAGA morons think that 'black blood dominates' when reality shows from history it literally goes white with the whole quadroon/octaroon. It's why the South got so fucking racist with their one drop laws.
>>155097410Lol. That little girl is clearly part black, anon.
>>155097522I just hope those poor kids don't get Brit's gumline.
>>155097410Jews did this
>>155097442She's got hotwife looks though
>>155097442It's shocking that people think it's surprising when a black/white person and a white person have a kid then that kid looks like any other white person.
>>155097395you know what is a narrative supported by facts?
You're gonna set him off
>>155097559She shockingly does. It's like a specific type.>>155097569It's just our racist past. A main plotpoint of Game of Thrones is that the kids don't have the same hair as their Dad, and Maury built a career on Paternity tests. It explains the NFL perfectly.
>>155097569>
>>155097600That kid will be a mid tier QB at least.
>>155097595Mostly I just want to gangbang Britney Mahomes while Patrick videotapes it
I have a really small penis.
>>155089568>Kyler/Call of Duty joke.Wow haven't heard that before, good one...
>>155089380They also have Carson Wentz.
>>155097779but enough about me
>>155097779go pack go!
>>155097756I think if you hang around Arrowhead you have a chance, or maybe some dive in the country club plaza.
>>155097894Yeah, but who wants to live in Missoura or godforbid Kansas.
>>155097915People into that stuff and depression.
>Rams Starting LT Alaric Jackson could be suspended up to 6 games per Domestic Abuse policyThat's not good, hopefully he beats the allegations. Only bright side is that this should stop all the premature 17-0 bullshit.
>>155098030How could this have happened?!? Perhaps he has CTE?
>>155098131>aggressive, low impulse control athlete>gold digger BPD instagram hoe many such cases
The Nebraska Jets
Shitting on niggers heads
why don't the 9ers just cut that stupid ass groidhe'll never play for them and no team will trade for him
>>155098394The cap, no cap
And there it is.
>>155098513>>155097941Is this necro fetish shit?
was coach cats minicamp good?
SNEED BACK TO KC
>>155098564They will run another 3 with him it's happening. Mahomes is 3-0 with sneed in owl runs.
>>155098564Wait where was he formerly?
>>155098634You mean the team that got eliminated in week 15?
I just learned that Nick and Joey Bosa had a great grandfather who was a high ranking mobster in Chicago
I just learned that Nick and Joey Bosa would look great together double penetrating me
>>155098604People are sleeping on the chorgers. Having their tackles back will be a major major upgrade
>>155098604The cap is fake, who cares
>>155098814>t. nigga in cap hell
>>155098802Lmfao diddy blud still falling for the chorgers offseaon hype in 2026 SHEEEEESH who gonna tell bro?
>>155098835Ur ma
>>155098604Not all dead cap is equal. Teams like the Phins, Saints, and Jets have massive dead cap because they are run by idiots and signed bad deals with mediocre players. The Eagles' dead cap is counteracted by the money they save every year by pushing money out into the future for their stars.
>>155098854The Phins took on a massive dead cap this year so they don't have a heavy dead cap next year.
>>155098830>mfw someone says "you can't keep kicking the cap down the road" and "this will be the year the cap catches up to them"
>[Pelissero] Myles Garrett’s cap numbers on his revised deal with the Rams: 2026 - $8.84M 2027 - $15.024M 2028 - $27.577M 2029 - $39.875M 2030 - $48.173M Another $39.911M isn’t scheduled to hit the cap until after the contract voids in February 2031.lollmao>Another $39.911M isn’t scheduled to hit the cap until after the contract voids in February 2031.The Cap isnt real
>>155098945It doesn't matter because they aren't making another owl with Squirts
>>155099004Except for this year when they lose to the broncos/chargers/texans/chiefs
>>155096919Mahomes had a 10 year contract already
>>155098988the cap is so real teams are doing everything they can to reduce their cap hits for this next season
>>155099019He means 10 void years
>>155099055imagine drafting the next brady immediately after your franchise QB retires but you're saddled with 10 void years fucking the cap for any serious run
>>155099055The Chiefs restructured the mutt's contract 6 years in a row now. He's set to make $70 million a year for the next 3 seasons
god I love thick veiny cocks. I just can't stop stinking about them all day and night. I just want to have every cock in the world in my ass and mouth, is that too much to ask?
>>155098686You shut your fucking mouth faggot. No amount of cope will stop what's coming. It's going to be the best nfl season of all time and trannies like you will be ACKing after the week 8 playoff clinch
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
>>155099102Skol to you brother
>>155099076Why wouldn't the goat make the most amount of money?
>>155097410Those are brady's kids, poor patty had no idea
post yfw Big Rogie makes all teams pay off all their void year contracts at once, forcing the hook-nosed GMs to cut their entire rosters and sign a bunch of Uber drivers just to field a team
why dont people like my homes :( 5 bowls in 7 years with winning 3 seems pretty good to me
>>155099004They're winning the owl this year and next after they bench Hurts for Tanner McKino halfway through this season.
>>155099244Those were the product of Andy “fatass” Reid, it’s a good thing he knows as much about football as he does food!t. WIP caller I remember from 2002
>>155099236I can't wait honestly. Nothing gayer than just straight up cheating the cap over 10 years. If I had a say I would totally nuke it and force all teams with that bs to get rekt for that equated time span.
>>155099244Way too much refball to keep the queefs afloat in games AND he won 2 of those against the king of chokers in Kyle "28-3" Shanahan, very mickey mouse rings, like the rasm and LeBum Lakers
>>155099244It's all troons who hate the sport of football. It happened with Brady when he was good again and once mahomes inherited Brady's team soul destroyer ability it was all over for his credibility. You can't just beat the bills 5 straight times and heem the Texans both times when everyone that isn't a chiefs fan wants you to lose.
>>155099244Generally? Racism, is a fag, is a cuck, is a whiny bitch, benefits from questionable officiating, too many shitty commercials, annoying ugly wife, can't watch a sports show without at least one person sucking his dick, meme offense. If it were just a couple of these things whatever but there's just so many of his great accomplishments that just come purely down to chance and I don't think he's been truly elite in at least 4 or 5 seasons. I still like him though as a player, I just think he's annoying and gay.
>>155099334This normies love watching the big bad team lose. When that doesn't happen (like the pats last year) people including here shit their pants with rage.
>>155099334Bills consistently beat the Chiefs, just not in the playoffs lol.
>>155099401Ya where it actually matters kek.
>>155098637
>>155092155Not really. Lamar and Henry have literally been carrying the team. Roquan Smith has been ass and they have no idea who else can play LB after Queen left, the expensive secondary fell apart after Marlon went to shit even in the slot, and that was the worst guard play I've ever seen last year.
>>155098917If I remember right they split Tua’s dead cap over 2 years, and it makes sense now with their number is finalized. They couldn’t have possibly afforded all $99m this year. It’s $67m this year and $31m next.
>>155099244He's an autismchad and normies can't handle it.
Oh kiwi I hope you have lube I have arrived, blood will work if you don't. See ya soon fella, mods aren't gonna save you now.
>>155099384We haven't had a good guy even play in a superbowl since 2019 with Andy Reids hard work and pereverence pay off storyline or Tom Brady's redemption arc where they re ran the Andy Reid storyline with Bruce Arians this time. Everyone since then has just been neutral or bad. There are no heroes anymore.
>>155099110You'll disappear again when they start 0-2 again
>>155099545Sam Darnold just won the owl
>>155099545People might retroactively downgrade the Bengals playing in the SB, but that was a good guy moment. A total garbage franchise making it is always welcome.
>>155099509godspeed anon make it end.
>>155099509LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>155095636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh6E4Cks1W4&list=RDRh6E4Cks1W4&start_radio=1
>>155099708As a University of Colorado alumnus, I am incredibly impressed >we found a way to be more embarrassing as a football program. Truly pioneering.
>>155099755This is their year
>>155099755Could be worse, you could be CSU you fucking stoner.
>>155099783For being more embarrassing? Solid.>>155099790Yeah, that's a good perspective.
Boulder smells like shit and listens to Pearl Jam.
>>155099891Hey fuck off we listen to Grateful Dead and not the worst big 4 grunge band.
>>155099938Fuck you I still listen to Soundgarden.
>>155100006He said worst not best
>>155100006Soundgarden is good, though. Pearl Jam is just 4/4. Audioslave was boring.
Alice in Chains won the grunge wars, chicks and gays like Nirvana.
Imagine listening to music. How old are you, 14?
>>155099938I see a shit ton of dead head bumper stickers
>>155100085undeniable fact.
Sabbath was the last rock band.
>>155100085kek true, I remember the day that queer ate a shotgun and all of the girls and gays were hysterical at school. Bitches this is Jane's addiction country.
Chiefs gave Mahomes more money
>>155100215That's a weird way of spelling Styx
I'd rather that queer from Bush have blown his brains out desu.
>>155097410>>155097442As an advanced racist, I can tell that girl is part black. I will admit that if I only glanced at her for a split second, I would think she's white.
I wanted eat Gewn Stefani's asshole 30 years ago... or today.
>>155099567Darnold is neutral and the Seahawks lean more towards bad guys >>155099582I don't really agree with that, Bengals suck because of their own incompetence. It's not chance that they hadn't won a playoff game in the 30 years since Paul Brown died. I think their coach sucks, I didn't think they had a real solid team, it felt more like a fluke than a Cinderella story. I wouldn't just start thinking the Titans were deserving of a superbowl if they made it there this season. Underdog teams to get some leniency though, that I agree
>>155099244Because their team couldn't eat on Mahomes watch.
How's your portfolio /nfl/?
>>155100507heh
>>155100410>Darnold is neutralYour opinion doesn't matter
>>155089783still haven't gotten the perfect one yet, kind of pissing me off.
>>155100568>*record scratch*
>>155100507
>>155100568facemask rasm got aura
>>155100264BREATHE IN BREATHE OUTBREATHE INBREATHE OUT
>>155099195Tom Brady and Joe Montana already retired so I don't think they're getting any contract deals at this point.
>>155099509cum get this bussy
>>155100690kek kek kek
>>155100940>hammond, in>stadium anthem kicks inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWLHji6cb7Y
>>155099708>>155099755Coach Primate
>>155098344Still time to delete this shit nephew
>>155101072Get off your alt
>>155101072what a legend, hope that dude didn't catch any heat for that.
>>155101570Sup nigga!
>>155101570Freey my dawg 11
kiwi dies tonight, he's got a giant dildo in his ass.
>[Schefter] Record deal: The Chiefs are adding two years to Patrick Mahomes’ contract, tying him to Kansas City through the 2033 season at a value of $504.75 million, making it the first NFL deal valued at over a half-billion dollars, per @RapSheet and me. Equity Sports CEO Chris Cabott, and ChiefsNo QB has ever deserved it more
>>155101570Brandon is that you?
>>155101699>kiwi dies tonightIt's 10 am over there
>>155101723>half a billy to a washed bumLmao, good job retards
>>155101570ayo whats blud yappin about cuhh
>>155101725patience is a virtue
>that will be 500 million plus tip KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>155101699least surprising reveal.
>>155101570show up to work you lazy ass, I want you to be a 49er still.
>>155101772surely patty first ballot top 5 all time baby goat mahomes didn't fail to throw a single touchdown in two must win games near the end of the season?
>>155089217what a cringe OP
It's time to discuss homosexual feelings
thank god kiwi is getting raped and killed.
>>155102419>Patrick Mahomes hired a hitmanBased?
>>155102618Nah he's half black. He'd do that shit himself.
Nobody cares that I recently got a gf and have been having sex. Chuds win again
>>155102755Congratulations. How's the blowjobs? I don't mind if chicks are average/boring in bed as long as they can suck a mean dick
>>155102755congrats, it gets boring quickly and not worth the physical exertion. I just wait for mine to go to work and jerk off to my neighbors wife.
>>155102912Did Mahomes get cucked?
>>155102981Yeah, it’s crazy that the youngest is darker than him
>>155102912
>>155102836lol this.
>>155103044...is pathetic
>>155103104No way, she has the best ass I have ever seen and she wants everyone to look at it.
>>155103145Cool
lol that guy who kept saying mahomes took less money lmao
>>155103162Mahomes has never taken less in his career, yet he had the audacity to say he was doing the team a favor.
>Teams that are good on paperBearsRamsChargersPatriots
>flat ass chinese cunts are posting on /nfl/Sup baby?
whats a pocket passer
>>155103291Brady
lmao mahomes cap number in 2027 is 85 million
>>155103291a quarterback that trusts his line protect him from getting clobbered, which most teams don't have.
>>155103327and after they restructure?
>>155103450that's why you run the fucking ball into their guts. Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes don't grownon trees.
>>155103004And why does she look like Tyreek?
Never noticed how weird Drake Maye's eyes are Did he have a stroke?
>>155103536kek
>>155093881I can dig it
>Fernando Mendoza trademarked NandolorianAlready tired of this wholesome quirky nerdy QB room. >we need to go back to our ghetto roots
Every NFL Team's Current Super Bowl WindowAFC EastBuffalo Bills: 4-6 yearsMiami Dolphins: ClosedNew England Patriots: A decade or moreNew York Jets: ClosedAFC NorthBaltimore Ravens: 1-5 yearsCincinnati Bengals: 1-6 yearsCleveland Browns: Closed Pittsburgh Steelers: 1 year topsAFC SouthHouston Texans: 1-8 yearsIndianapolis Colts: ClosedJacksonville Jaguars: 2-8 yearsTennessee Titans: Closed...for nowAFC WestDenver Broncos: 4-8 yearsKansas City Chiefs: 1-3 yearsLas Vegas Raiders: Closed...for nowLos Angeles Chargers: 2-6 years
>>155103541Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
>>155103619NFC EastDallas Cowboys: 1-4 yearsNew York Giants: Closed...for nowPhiladelphia Eagles: 4-8 yearsWashington Commanders: 1-8 yearsNFC NorthChicago Bears: 2-10 yearsDetroit Lions: 1-4 yearsGreen Bay Packers: 2-6 yearsMinnesota Vikings: ClosedNFC SouthAtlanta Falcons: Closed...for nowCarolina Panthers: Closed...for nowNew Orleans Saints: Closed...for nowTampa Bay Buccaneers: 1-3 yearsNFC WestArizona Cardinals: ClosedLos Angeles Rams: 1-2 yearsSan Francisco 49ers: 1-8 yearsSeattle Seahawks: 2-6 years
>>155103291Joe Montana, Dan Marino, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning. Literally all of the best qbs.
>>155103636>Bucs window>openLolThe Panthers have a better chance than those bums
>>155102912I feel bad for the youngest one. I'm certain the older children will make fun of her for being darker
Loyalty is retarded
>>155102912Bad news for Patrick if he wanted a football dynasty, that kid his son does not have an athletes nose.
>>155103619>>155103636>have a good QB and HC>have a good draft>stay healthy>play your best going into January >maybe you win an OwlSeattle didn’t have a “window” last year. This is some meaningless media forced talking point.
>>155103609Nickname trademarks are so fucking gay
>>155103744sure they did. after the draft and the darnold acquisition literally everyone picked them to make the playoffs easily
>>155103764Some guy is in vegas selling nandolorian merch until he gets a cease n desist letter so athletes have to do that so they can shut down bootleg merch
>>155103609he did not, he is attempting to. disney is going to crush him
>joshies rookie card sold for $1.6 million
>>155103459i dont see how. his base salary is 45m and his roster bonus is 32m
>>155103802Okay then he can found a company and do it that way
Ricky Williams
>>155103941literally unstoppable weed-fueled juggernaut in his prime
>>155104098lol like you'd know
>>155104123i was 12 in 2002 nigga
>>155104161kek me too
>>155103842I wonder how that buyer will feel if Josh never makes it to a super bowl
>>155090587Actually I got it wrong, they have to cut him by the roster finalization deadline only if he reports, if he never shows up they can keep him on the PUP list indefinitely through the entire season and they aren't punished financially for doing so.
I am a bit confused. If i sub to red zone on nfl site would I'll be able to watch game live or just replays?
>>155104161>>155104181uncs on the 4channel
>>155105146you will be too one day homo
>>155105183I'm literally older than both yall nephew
>And you know we uh, we saw our guy and you know, uh you can never really trust consensus so it- it's not a "reach" to say we- that we wanted our guy right there at 33.>..So, if you're wondering, no, we didn't reach again- I mean we didn't reach. We've never reached.I FUCKING HATE MY FANBASESTOP DRINKING THE 'KYLE IS SO SMART' KOOL AID YOU GODDAMN FUCKSANY OTHER COACH AND GM WOULD'VE BEEN CANNED AFTER THE LANCE FAILURE AND LOSING 2 SUPER BOWLS
>>155105275and somehow that's better, loser
>>155105299nah delete this uncphew
>>155104276>if
>>155105291The Niners don't want to risk him immediately getting hired somewhere else.
>>155105554I'm so tired of hearing that, too.Next you'll say "Well remember almost 10 years ago when he drafted Kittle?"
96 days left.
>>155106143Funny think is everyone here is tired of hearing from you.
>>155106425Whose stepdad is this
>>155106449not yours considering you never had one
nfl youtube page is spamming jags highlights for some reason
>>155106842they know what they're doing
>>155103619>>155103636>Pittsburgh Steelers>Denver Broncos>Los Angeles Chargers>Dallas Cowboys>Washington Commanders>Detroit Lions>Tampa Bay Buccaneers>San Francisco 49ersNot one single open window among them lel
>>155098802Herbert wouldn't win a damn thing in this league if he was standing behind The Hogs and had the 85 Bears defense. >2 TD, 4 INT>55% pass completion those are the worst playoff stats for QB with a minimum of 6 years experience as a starter and in most pass friendly league in history!
>TurndaballovaFalkeks
>>155106370No way... is that who I think it is? is that the Great White Hope Bo Chapman Nix??
>>155107598
https://youtu.be/XvziPPpryv0?si=UhP7V9SeriCzoS-h
The Dan Campbell Lions are just a modern day Rex Ryan Jets
>>155108518with a better QB which means they can win da soup herbal
art in motion.
>>155108518Thats some sexy rexy slander, I have never seen pictures of Dan Campbells wives feet
