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STANLEY CUP GAME 4
CANES 1-0 KNIGHTS
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Good start.
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>>155089503
OUR CANES 1-0 KNIGHTS
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HE IS SHARTING ALL OVER THE ICE
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prev >>155089455
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>shart misses the puck
>then gives up the 5 hole
>next play give up a penalty
brutal lol, canes in 6
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STONE SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
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i cant believe i doordashed $60 worth of mexican food for this
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I'm excited for Carolina to win the owl and Marner to win the Smith
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thats tripping?
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streaming hoc

https://discord.gg/46FnDK3BBE
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The hurricanes are so gay
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That wasnt a penalty. He blatantly grabs the vegas players arm and then just falls to ice on his own. Ref is right fucking there.
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
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Sharter Shart
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CAROLINA SCAAAAAAAAAARS
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SHARTER FART HAS SHARTED HIS LAST
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR BLAKE
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>>155089523
That’s like 2 burritos and some nachos nowadays.
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COPEY IN SHAMBLES
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>>155089524
stankoven*
they never give it to losers
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It's over
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sharter fart has farted his last shart
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whew boy. just sat down...
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uhhh torts? whats the gameplan here?
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yep scripted randys win just as expected, oy vey goym, what an (((exciting))) series indeed
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FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mcnabb with a crucial assist
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LMAOOOO
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Oh no no no
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HELP ME GARY I CANT STOP SHARTING!
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SAVE ME MITCH MARNER SAVE ME!!!!!
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boutta be 3-0
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jen desu
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Was it over when they burned down Atlanta?
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>THATS FOR EM YOU SON OF A BITCH

what did they mean by that?
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OH I'M SHARTIN
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BUSSI IS NICE AND TIGHT
HARTS SHART AND FART
FORMERLY ANDERSON
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i know Hill is streaky and really rough at times, but surely anything is better than Hart right?
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This games over. I'm going to bed
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and albortia loses again!
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I dont understand this series lol
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SCARRR!!!
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B U S S I
U
S
S
I
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>>155089580
if he gives up more and the canes stay energized without andershit torts will definitely do it
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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bussi dialed
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>>155089578
>HARTS SHART AND FART
>FORMERLY ANDERSON
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Vegas choke in 2OT incoming?
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>>155089573
kinda. disease and desertion was replete in the confederacy at that point and losing their supply chain was the final nail on the coffin. lee really had no choice but to give up.
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sharter fart is getting raped
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SCARR
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Pretty quiet crowd in Vegas. Real hockey fans would know they have to cheer loud to get the team back in the game.
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HOWVER
O
W
E
V
E
R
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meme finals
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>buss1
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>>155089611
knightshausensisters... why has he forsaken us...
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Not so fast Randy
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MARK BY GOD GEOLOGY
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When do the Rugrats show up?
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G R U G
R
U
G
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>>155089521
Um guys how did he know?
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BUSSI GOT FUCKING SENT
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THANK YOU GARY!
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>SNES
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>it was 2-0
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Bussi is broken
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teach me how to bussi
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THEY GOT THRU THE BUSSI
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>.500%
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>it was 0-0
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BUSSI LOOSENED
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another one rides the Bussi
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The rugrats see a hockey game

The Rugrats See a Hockey Game

Tommy Pickles had never seen so many people in one place before.

“Wow!” he said as he looked around the huge arena. Bright lights shined over the ice, and thousands of fans cheered from their seats.

Chuckie clung to his shirt. “A-a-are you sure it’s safe? Those players have sticks!”

“It’s okay, Chuckie,” Tommy said. “They’re playing a game.”

Down on the ice, the hockey players zoomed back and forth faster than the babies had ever seen. The puck slid across the ice like a tiny black rocket.

Phil pointed excitedly. “Look! They’re chasing a cookie!”

“That’s not a cookie,” Lil laughed. “It’s a hockey puck!”

Suddenly the crowd roared as a player slapped the puck into the net.

“GOAL!” everyone shouted.

The noise startled Chuckie so much that he nearly dropped his juice box.

Angelica smirked. “I could score a goal way better than those big kids.”

“Then why aren’t you down there?” Tommy asked.

Angelica opened her mouth to answer, but before she could, the team mascot skated by waving at the crowd. The giant furry character slipped, spun in a circle, and somehow stayed on his feet.

The babies burst into laughter.

By the end of the game, Tommy loved the speed, Phil and Lil loved the snacks, Angelica loved pretending she was the star player, and Chuckie was happy that nobody had been hit by a flying puck.

As they left the arena, Tommy smiled.

“Hockey’s fun,” he said.

Chuckie nodded. “Yeah. But next time, can we watch from somewhere farther away from the sticks?”

Everyone laughed as they headed home.
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>>155089611
They need to stop doing this, it's going to kill the gimmick when he's wrong
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KWAB
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park the bussi
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>>155089422
>>155089422
>>155089422
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>>155089611
lmao
Pick a side or sit down!
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>>155089422
i called it
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>>155089662
>>155089665
bussibros...
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How many breakaways have Canes let up now lol
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IS THAT A HEKKIN PAKI NURSE???
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>>155089521
thought my stream was just really far behind
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We are blessed puckbros, this really is the best sport.
Thank you Gary.
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I need to know which team to be a fan of. Someone tell me which team to like.
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>go to the doctor
>they give you cancer
Nah, I'm good.
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>>155089683
Vegas is the good guys
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mark rock
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>>155089665
When's he giving up the next one?
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>>155089662
>>155089665
Nice
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bussi got nutted in
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>>155089560
>laffs
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I went balls deep in that bussi, he'll never skate straight again.
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>>155089683
Vegas is the bad guys you know it because the Canadian is saying they are good and Canadians are liars and always wrong
>>155089688
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I'm new to hockey. Has a Canadian team ever won the cup?
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POOPEN sHARTEN FARTEN
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This game sucks, im.gonna go rewatch ongezellig again. Might rewatch Onion Dweller's parody videos too.
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>>155089718
No
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>>155089718
no, hockey only started in 2006 so most teams haven't won the cup
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>my crappies missed the playoffs with a better record than golden kniggers

entertaining games tho
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bros theres a tornado around me rn
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>NHLPA wants NHL to conduct full investigation of Mike Babcock: Sources

>The NHL Players’ Association informed the Edmonton Oilers on Tuesday that it will want a full investigation of what went down in Columbus with Mike Babcock if the NHL team intends go ahead with hiring the veteran head coach, according to multiple leagues sources.
The NHL would run that investigation. However, as of Tuesday evening, the NHL hadn’t yet heard from the Oilers on how the team wanted to proceed. Which is to say, the NHL will only go ahead with the investigation if the Oilers tell the league they absolutely want to go ahead and hire Babcock.
So that decision by the Oilers remains.

>
Oilers interested in Mike Babcock as next coach, consulting with NHLPA on objections: Sources
Babcock resigned as coach of the Blue Jackets in 2023 amid allegations that he asked players
Babcock last coached an NHL game in November 2019 for the Toronto Maple Leafs. The Leafs fired Babcock following a scuffling 9-10-4 start that season. He was just over four years into an eight-year contract. He was hired by the Columbus Blue Jackets in July 2023 but resigned two months later after allegations surfaced on the Spittin’ Chiclets podcast that he asked players to share personal photos on their phones with him.
The NHLPA is involved in the process of Babcock’s potential return because of the allegations brought forward by Blue Jackets players three years ago. At that point in time, there would have been an investigation had Babcock stayed on as coach in Columbus but he chose to resign instead. And the investigation never happened.
The Oilers are searching for a replacement for Kris Knoblauch, who was fired in May after a first-round loss to the Anaheim Ducks. They lost in the Stanley Cup Final with Knoblauch behind the bench the previous two seasons.
Babcock coached the Detroit Red Wings to a Stanley Cup win in 2008. He also guided Team Canada to gold-medal victories at the 2010 and 2014 Olympics.
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Gary, I don't need to get addicted to gambling.
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>>155089718
canadien? 24 of them, mon cher
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>>155089656
angelica would have been so good in the pwhl
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>>155089745
Stay safe fren
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>>155089731
Hockey started in 1993 it's why we always say it to Canadians to remind them they have never won a cup
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>>155089722
faggot
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i miss him every day
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>>155089745
Go Canes Go!
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>>155089722
You already told us, faggot.
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>>155089683
I would like to gorge myself on Bojangles and Cheerwine so I'm rooting for the Canes.
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>>155089759
help him find his medal!
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>>155089745
Wild weather up there today.
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SHARTER FART
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SCARR
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>v3gass
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>>155089718
not as often has the US or United Kingdom has
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Vegas PK is awful lmao
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>>155089759
I hope he gets another shot
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I CANT SHART
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What a captain that Staal is.
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>fart
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there's some minisoda mild fans behind hart
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>>155089705
retard
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uJMelJSwNys
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gonna drink a bonaqua
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i'm not sure vegas knows how to play defense sometimes
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em is fingering herself
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>Canes change goalie
>They finally shutdown Vegas
Wow, they should've started with Bussi from the start.
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6 more minutes and then i can take my intermission marner (yes we still do call them that here)
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>>155089823
You just know he put the whole team through the spanking machine to turn them around.
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>>155089818
>laffs
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>>155089503
Boring teams, but NC is much nicer than vegas, so go Canes
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gary has served up another slurper!
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Jordan Staal goes to my brothers church
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>>155089852
they have dutch reformed in north carolina?
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SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT DOOOO DOOO DOOO DO DOOO
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>>155089852
Has he gotten to shake his hand?
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gary punishing another home audience
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I'd trade Larkin for Staal in a heartbeat.
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>>155089850
Come on Torts, you can't just have them stand there.
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you can tell hart isn't a rapist because he lacks that killer instinct/mamba mentality
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let him rest...in...peace
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Yeah, now that Canes have a good goalie, the knights might as well be shit and finished.
Was hoping for reddit seethe, but oh well.
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>>155089688
>>155089714
>>155089768
I would like the support a good team though. Both of these teams are crap.
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>>155089881
unlike bud
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Grab her right in the bussi
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>>155089848
We aslo have a rainforest and its the second wettest region in the entire country
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the bussi was just tested once before marriage but now that its found its man its locked up
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>>155089888
Whats a good team
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>>155089827
Ngl that's a mighty fine tiddie
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What does aho even do
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>>155089507
>responsible for 100+ million blahpipo living on this continent
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>>155089902
I have no idea, but this can’t be it.
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>>155089911
He's like a Slavic Zibanejad.
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im posting buljus because it calms my nerves. i already know the canes wont hold this lead.
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>>155089902
The team with the most Finns
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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and here comes the gary puck
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>>155089888
I hear the ducks are exciting
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Inside the arena, the crowd roared as the players skated onto the ice.
Mymy immediately became fascinated by the rules.
"So if they dump the puck past the red line without crossing center ice, that's icing unless—"
"Mymy," Coco interrupted, "the game started seven seconds ago."
"I know. I've already learned six new rules."
Meanwhile, Maya was focused on entirely the wrong thing.
"How are they standing up?
"They're on skates
"Yes, but how?
Coco leaned back in her seat

"I think Maya's discovering physics for the first time
The first big hit of the game sent two players crashing into the boards
The arena erupted
Maya sat upright
"Oh. This sport is just socially acceptable violence.
"There's strategy involved," Mymy protested.
Another collision happened.
"Very strategic violence."
A few rows behind them, fans started chanting.
Within minutes, Coco had joined in despite not knowing what anyone was saying.
Mymy refused on principle because she didn't have the lyrics.
Maya joined in by making vaguely hockey-shaped noises
During intermission they wandered the concourse.
A mascot skated past.
Maya pointed
"What animal is that?"

"It isn't an animal," said Coco.

"It has fur."

"It is literally wearing a jersey."

"It could be both."

The mascot waved at them.

Maya waved back with the solemn respect usually reserved for diplomats.

By the third period, all three had become unexpectedly invested.

When their team scored, Mymy jumped out of her seat.

Coco nearly spilled her drink.

Maya accidentally high-fived six strangers.

The final buzzer sounded.

Their team won.

The crowd celebrated.

As they shuffled toward the exit, Coco grinned.

"Well, that was actually fun."

"I enjoyed the structured competition," Mymy admitted.

"I enjoyed the violence," said Maya.

"Of course you did."

Maya looked back at the ice one last time.

"When's the next game?"
Coco and Mymy exchanged a glance.
This was how hobbies started
And, somehow, that was more frightening than hockey itself.
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>>155089911
Score
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>>155089928
>the flayer of Philadelphia
>the punisher of Pittsburgh
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Mymy had prepared for the hockey game the same way she prepared for everything: a three-page schedule, weather forecasts from four different sources, and a detailed seating chart she'd printed despite the tickets already having seat numbers.

"You're aware the seats are assigned, right?" Coco asked.

"That's exactly why I made the chart," Mymy replied.

Maya stared blankly at the arena entrance. "There are... a lot of Canadians here."

"We're not even in Canada," said Coco.

"They found a way."
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>>155089954
my neck hurts
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Is this the first quarter or first half?
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thats really the gayest part about the nuhl being nothing but manlets and figure skaters is that now there are fewer players out there who actually can go and dennis wideman a reffie and actually make sure his career is ended.
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>>155089963
First third
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>>155089940
Why did you make chatgpt write this
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>>155089911
‘moral support’ in the locker room
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My reffies in good form.
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>>155089963
first epoch
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Bussi update?
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2026 Carolina Hurricanes
2027 Colorado Avalanche
2028 Buffalo Sabres
2029 Edmonton Oilers
2030 Montreal Canadiens
2031 Buffalo Sabres
2032 Utah Mammoth
2033 San Jose Sharks
2034 Colorado Avalanche
2035 Detroit Red Wings
2036 Anaheim Ducks
2037 Buffalo Sabres
2038 Chicago Blackhawks
2039 Montreal Canadiens
2040 Seattle Kraken
2041 New Jersey Devils
2042 Toronto Maple Leafs
2043 San Jose Sharks
2044 Ottawa Senators
2045 Detroit Red Wings
2046 Vancouver Canucks
2047 New York Rangers
2048 Minnesota Wild
2049 Calgary Flames
2050 Toronto Maple Leafs
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>>155089963
First 33.333%, repeating ofcourse
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>>155089986
Bruised. Penetrated. Clenched.
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>>155089991
Retard
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SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
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Nice stop.
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HE SHARTS NO MORE
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>>155089991
>two nuck teams
>in a row
Throw it out and start over
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why does the goalie pound his stick so hard when those fuck heads don't listen anyways?
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SCARRR
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>r2ndies
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WHAT A SHOT
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LOLOL
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KWAB
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SCRIPTED
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>B2ssi
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NOT A GOAL
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UM GARY DID THE CLOCK STOP?
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>>155089963
First garylennium
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no goal
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LMAOOOO
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GARY PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS TONIGHT
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BRUTAL
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NO GOAL
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NOT SO FAST
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no goal
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>>155090008
>>155090002
That's what happens when you ask AI to.predict the future cup winners
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NO SCAR
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>>155089991
thought you were a time traveler until I saw the laffs
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HOWEVER
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Wew Carolina has some extreme luck this game.
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wow so (((exciting))) gary
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Lame. In basketball, the shot would still count.
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>start bussi
>Get raped in goal
>2 goals on 5 shots
Some jokes write themselves
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Problem?
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holy shit lol
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fuuuuck you gary
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Is that 3 or 4 disallowed goals for Vegas this series now?
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kwab
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great period gary, great period
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Bussi saved by the bell.
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>>155089995
Would need to be repeating if we used base twelve like an intelligent society
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>>155089991
sunbelt btfo
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>>155089991
Theres going to be some teams that win back-to-back retard
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Welcome to can the canes go a game this series without scoring exactly 4 points episode 4
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>>155090040
Another reason AI is shit. Go back to writing Maya, Mymy, and Coco
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thats been 3 separate times now that the golden knights have put the puck into the net without it actually counting, why does gary hate them so badly?
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Subban, what the fuck is that shit?
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>>155090060
*Wouldn't
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how is carolina down in the series when half of vegas' goals get disallowed?
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Change the rule. As long as you shoot it before the clock hits 0 it should count.
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PK = Pirate Kenyan
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REFS ALWAYS WIN
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Don't make fun of Ongezellig you meanies!
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>>155090030
kek
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I guarantee they wouldn't be taking these goals away from Carolina. They aren't even trying to hide their bias.
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>>155090088
PK = Phucking knigger
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>>155090077
Chud-zesty horseshoe theory is real
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the fuck is this Niggers outfit?
why are black people so obsessed with themselves?
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Gary my boy
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>>155090086
Nah you can’t make the goalie play past the buzzer. It makes sense with sports without goalies, but not hawkee.
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REFFIES RUN THIS SHIT
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>Bussi saved by an aborted goal
many such cases
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>>155088093
You do live in a real city hosting a WC game, right /hoc/?
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>>155089503
blessed OP
our canesies :)
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This wardrobe gets sillier every game
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>>155090060
Romans?
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>>155090111
because they are niggers
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>>155090136
imagine having to watch this
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>>155090113
>Carolinans defecting
It's over for the Canes
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>>155090129
by the grace of god, no
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>>155090055
Maybe Vegas should quit trying to cheat
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>>155090136
How come Don Cherry could pull off the ridiculous outfits but Subban can't?
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>>155090136
He heard /hoc/ talking shit about his bell bottoms.
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>>155090136
like 90% of black former NHL-ers have media jobs
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>>155090163
Don Cherry just had that swagger.
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>>155090129
I think the closest one to me is like 8 hours away
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>>155090163
Don Cherry actually wore a suit and tie with a jacket... you must be a nogger
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>>155090169
based jean-luc grand-pierre
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>>155090113
>balkanization fought by chuds in their hockey jersies
Um kino alert!!!
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>>155090163
He didn't go full ridiculous. He still wore a suit and tie, with reasonable proportions. We also never saw his legs.
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>>155090163
because don cherry is ridiculous. subban is a try-hard
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>>155090129
I don't care about soccer, faggot.
Go away.
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>>155090136
Musketeer lookin ass
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>>155090184
The only important thing he ever wore was the Poppy.
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>>155090136
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>>155090163
Don was cool, but did not care about his image
PK is a dork, but cares immensely
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>>155090136
Who the hell is dressing him
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>>155090169
so like 4 of them?
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>>155090129
we rejected fifa lmao
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>>155090163
>canadian flag
>doesn't know you're supposed to wear a tie to the hockey game
So you're a poojeet aren't you? You obviously never played travel hockey at any level.
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yep
Jordo, Mike Bossy, same tier
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>>155090208
His squire puts in an exuberant amount of effort. Tis a lordly wardrobe befitting of a knight.
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What did they mean by this?
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hello frens, i'm here for more Bussi action!
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bros im seriously considering moving to iowa (des moines) to work in a data center, can iowa anons tell me if its a bad idea?
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>>155090136
we wuz pilgrims
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>>155090136

Nigga wearing female pants suit and the puffy shirt from seinfeld
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>>155090231
>riding the bus
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>>155090231
it's a pun on bus
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Steve Urkel lookin nigga
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I'm just convinced all opponents Vegas faced before the finals were just garbage or frauds.
Then again the west is utter dogshit.
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>>155090231
L O N D O N
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>>155090218
PK is not wearing a tie, you pol brained faggot
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>>155090242
>>155090244
It's also a "boy pussy".
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>>155090136
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>>155090231
The cum stops here!
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>>155089588
Kek, I love Bill's videos
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>schizo commercial
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DROP THE PUCK
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bro's why is there a schizophrenia commercial
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Messier is not having a good time tonight.
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>>155090271
That is the point the burger is making, jeet.
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Activate the magnets gary
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>>155090293
you’re retarded too
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>>155090272
You don't ride that.
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>>155090292

>YOU STINK MESSIER
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>>155090304
Lol, keep seething, you stupid jeet.
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>>155090272
that's an oxymoron
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>>155090267
Did he hurt his neck?
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>>155090321
No, he's always fresh.
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>>155090267
he looks like a transvestite
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>>155090342
so do you
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these commercials make me want an interracial relationship
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>>155090326
faggot
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My church announced they installed Wi-Fi for everyone during service.
The password is “John316.”
Half the congregation is now debating theology and typing in lowercase.
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>>155090327
Well obviously it's retarded, but it's still a term.
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>>155090231
Everybody wants Bussi
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>>155090355
for me? John 8:12
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>>155090275
KEK
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>bussi between the pipes
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My church announced they installed Wi-Fi for everyone during service.
The password is “John316.”
Half the congregation is now debating theology and typing in lowercase.
I tried to be generous at church, but I accidentally dropped my gum wrapper in the offering plate.
Now I’m just hoping it counts as a “small sacrifice.”
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>>155090267
Wtf hockey has zesty ahhh brothas? I love NHL now
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>>155090379
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why should i trust the refs when half the ads are gamlbing ads?
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eichel is hard to look at. that’s one ugly nigga.
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>>155090354
Sorry, it's not my fault you didn't understand what anon is trying to get at. Here, since you've retarded, let me spell it out for you.
You question why PK can't wear stupid outfits like Don
Anon tells you that you should wear a suit and tie
You make the brilliant observation that he isn't wearing a tie
Fucking retard.
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LETS GET BEDARDED IN HERE
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The Stanley Pup teams would bootyblast these shitters
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>>155090379
JEN
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>>155090382
rude
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>>155090379
Kek
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>>155090405
cool it with the antisemitism
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>>155090405
you shouldnt trust anybody.
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>>155090379
Now the outfit is complete.
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>>155090410
not worse than brady tkachuk
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>>155090136
ahoy p-k
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>>155090379
pecking order
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>>155090379
Gem.
Make this the next OP.
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>>155090430
Why should I trust you?
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>r2ndies
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I trust everyone here
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When the pastor says, “Let’s bow our heads in silent prayer,”
that’s when I suddenly remember every embarrassing thing I’ve ever done since 2007.
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>>155090382
>My church announced they installed Wi-Fi for everyone during service.
>The password is “John316.”
>Half the congregation is now debating theology and typing in lowercase.
Is this a joke? I don't get it.
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KWAB
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRLSSON
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>R2NDY
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SKCAAAAARRRR
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Bussi status?
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Okay this one counts
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uh oh caneiacs...
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IT WAS TWO ZERO!!!
SCCCCCAAAARRRRRRRR
>cane2
>>155090405
It's amazing how FUN they make losing money sound.
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>>155090480
Cracking.
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BUSSI STATUS: BRUISED AND BLEEDING
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>>155090469
That's when i rip massive loads of ass that vibrates the church pews
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>it was 3-1
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The bussi has been split open, Marner tags in!
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christ this series really does have 0 goaltending lel
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Bussted
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VEGAS SSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS
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put freddie back in
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>>155090503
the best kind of series
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THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD STRIKES AGAIN
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GO KNIGHTS GO
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>>155090412
Obviously he's a Jeet because if he was a real hockey player he'd know we are trained to wear ties to games starting in Squirts
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Canes getting dad dicked
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>>155090515
he's not even on the bench
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>>155090450
because I am Anonymous
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If Vegas scores again, we're looking at a tie game
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>>155090532
they're showering together
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>>155090532
Bussi status: penetrated
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>>155090546
If Vegas scores again, they'll have scored in a hockey game.
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marner is feeling it this period... he's gonna get one
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>>155090560
... on his own net.
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>>155090546
Thanks for that. I'm listening on radio.
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if the timekeeper was 0.1 seconds slower on starting the clock, the game would be tied.
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>>155090590
good evening, copey
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I need to pinch off a smelly marnie
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>>155090590
Probably closer to 0.5
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>>155090598
How would you know its smelly already?
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All jokes aside, when is the Latin American expansion?
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>>155090613
It’s always smelly
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>>155090613
Because the sun may not rise tomorrow.
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>>155090546
Not if the Hurricanes score first and then Vegas scores. Then it's still a 1 goal lead. So no, Vegas scoring again does not guarantee a tied game.
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i love seeing vegas get fucked by the refs for once
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>>155090620
1967, 1991, 1992, 1993, and 2017 all had expansions in Latin America.
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>>155090598
based /vp/ chad
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I think the game would be better if there were no hits. Checking sure, and a bit of contact, but not body checks.
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>>155090634
Thanks Claude
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Literal All Star game hockey, no defense, no hitting, just two pussy ass teams with constant breakaways
I guess this is the future of hoc without Florida in the ploffs.
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1992
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>>155090636
They have been getting fucked all series, maybe watch the games retard.
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the joke is a black man is fucking the white man's wife lol!
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After a fight, the players should be forced to kiss each other
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>>155090620
Quebec is Latin America no?
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>>155090679
booo hooo
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>>155090226
this hilariously retarded canes bias is comical
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that's a minor for cross-checking. calm down, randy.
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>>155090679
yeah i mean finally, they've got everything since they joined
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SPANKOVEN
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>>155090709
lewd
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>>155090709
Probably the sexiest moment this playoffs.
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>goes to play the player instead of the puck
>goes cock level with the knights player
>loses the hit
>gets a penalty
are these faggot refs retarded?
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Need big pp from my canesies
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>>155090706
Sorry your bitchmade team can't git gud.
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Ghostsbehere? What kind of name is that
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That power play was straight ass
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>>155090682
based
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Lets assume Im a massive homosexual. Who would I root for in this game?
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carrot top? he's still around?
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>>155090754
carolina
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Gary said, "Let them tie it up"
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>>155090754
canes all the media is jerking them off homosexual style
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>>155090758
Yeah
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>>155090709
you're into this, aren't you
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>>155090758
I saw him in vegas circa 2024, he looked awful but was hilarious
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>>155090754
the reffies
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>>155090060
I've considered your proposal and decided to reject it on behalf of humanity, because other fractions will just repeat instead and then I couldn't count with my fingys.
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>>155090590
Did they account for special relativity?
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I can't believe the knights are winning this game
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Neither of these teams have a functional pp
What the fuck
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>>155090772
>>155090785
jesus wtf happened to him
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>>155090818
I CAN
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>canes win
>hobs fans coping with; at least we lost to the stan lee cup champions for the next 6 months
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>>155090823
Looking like the insurance caveman.
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>randi3s
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R-RANDY?
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HOWDY PARTNER
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>>155090847
>>
>Randlets
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>it was 2-0
>again
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wow a 3-2 thriller through 2 between two heavy hitting sunbelt powerhouse and zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
oh sorry i fell asleep because i care so little about this gay matchup
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HOWDY
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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THE GAME IS TIED
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BUSSI WET AND WILD
THE SCOR3FUL DRAW
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>>155090754
I believe large gays are welcome in every NHL fanbase
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Howden trying to get back in that Conn Smythe conversation
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This is going to overtime again lol
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GETS THRU THE BUSSI
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VEGAS SSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>3
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WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
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Bussi went down, but the puck went up
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carolina has been physically incapable of not choking during the 2nd this entire series LMAO
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bussy status: prolapsed
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You know, I predicted one team would take the lead for 30 mintues then choke, lol.
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Brandon Bussi is from Long Island
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vegass are such gamers
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>>155090863
>3-2
retard
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BUSSI IS TOO LOOSE
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>>155090909
they scored while i was sleeping
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>meg right into the bussy
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woah, vegas scored again and now its tied. thats craaazy
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The bussi leaky... ew!
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>>155090899
scaaaaar
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>98F in downtown Vegas
Now that is peak hockey weather!
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>>155090899
Thanks Heikki
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Sup niggas, ducks fan reporting in

Just joined, can someone explain why golden showers only got single digit SOG half way through the game?
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Would Anderson have done any better in net tonight?
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Sussi
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HES TRYING TO KILL OUR BOY HART
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Stanley cup feels much more lowkey than the NBA finals
does the league do this on purpose?
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>Run the Sam Bennett play
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>>155090933
I couldn't survive that weather
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Carolina has a leaking bussi problem
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>>155090805
You would only need to consider general relativity on account of your mom's fat ass
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>>155090937
You can only ask questions if you aren't eliminated. Sorry.
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>>155090938
I don't know
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>>155090933
brutal
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It's insane how hard the NHL is mogging basketball this post season kek
Thank you based gary
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>>155090964
Do you know anyone who does?
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embellishment by blake
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>>155090938
it would be 7-3 not 3-3
bussi may not be some goalie god but he usually makes saves freddy lets in
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Flames fan here that didn’t watch hockey all season. How has andersson been for Vegas?
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>>155090947
It only feels lowkey because Karmelo Americans are not into hockey, and you are falling for Jew tactics.
The Finals have been great.
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>>155090937
they learned from the habs how to not get pucks deep
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>>155090980
He is benched. Hopefully that explains it for you.
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>>155090977
I don't have any friends
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>>155090735
This gave me the ick
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>>155090999
benched is good that means he's heating up
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>>155090947
You think these guys in vid related watch Hockey?
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>>155090986
Well this feels like cfb conference title game lowkey, which is not something I expect from a professional sport.
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>>155090667
Claude's dead buddy, he killed himself
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digits and it goes to 2OT+
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Vegas will take the lead, canes win at the last minute.

Shit is so predictable lol
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mark stone doesn't get the credit he deserves
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>game 4 of stanley cup finals
>no mention of drunk driving Johnny Gaudreau
they forgot about the greatest hockey player of all time
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>>155091008
I know. Marchand's bussy belongs to bergeron
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Every single one of these games has been a slurper
The most rigged shit ever from the gambling capital of the world
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>>155091015
Fundamentally you are either a nigga or have a nigger mentality. Stop hating on the beautiful sport.
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>>155091026
digs and 3OT
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>>155091039
the interns have some spicy plot twists
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>>155091057
Digits and 4OT
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*slurps*
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>>155091065
(Stick)checkem for 5OT
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>>155091088
FUCK YOU
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>>155091039
BECAUSE GARY SAYS SO, NERD
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I dont know whats worse a woman or a nigger talking head.
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>>155091088
Hory sheet
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>Worcester mentioned
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What a peculiar looking negro. What is he wearing??
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>>155091088
CHECKED
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>>155091088
I ain't staying up for that.
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>>155091129
>>155091129
>>155091129
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>>155090933
goddamn, how do the browns survive
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>>155090947
Do many black people watch hockey?

Imo, international football (soccer) is a poor people sport cause it's just a ball or a empty soda can and two openings. USA football you need a weird ball and two openings. Baseball you need a ball and some heavy sticks. For basketball, you need a ball and two baskets on two poles. Local governments spend money making fields, and making the two sturdy poles.

Unless you're in a special state (or country) that funds it, hockey would require too much barrier of entry for poorer people, regardless that it's very similar to international football (soccer). I would imagine the NHL understands their main fanbase, and thus know that very marketing would be a waste of money in some way or another.

If they could somehow embed themselves into black culture, then they'd be bigger imo. Just look at the crowds, at the players. No black people.



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