Euros getting one shotted attending American world cup
>>155091325This European admitting his European mind can’t comprehend soccer in AuburnLmao. He has no idea.
I don’t get it, what’s so unique about this?
>Euros think they can walk 4 miles from the hotel to the stadium>"ill just take the bus"
>>155091325We have to get Freddy to a SEC night game
>>155091325Kino scene in a kino stadium in a kino townThat's what it is
>>155091325I hope they take him to skybar tonight
>>155091325Mutt "sports" are so boring they look at the sky instead
>twitter screencap thread
>>155091634He's at the Argentina vs Iceland soccer game
Yuros could never have a live tiger at an athletic event
>>155091325What are our odds? I don't like dive grass, but I'll watch it to see team USA dab on yurothirdies
>>155091325Wait, what's going on?
>>155091634>that flag>that postwhy are thirdies like this?
>>155091390I think its about the capacity (bigger than all but Camp Nou and Wembley in Europe) for a non-professional stadium and/or the fact that there's no ugly ass roof to block the evening sky like most soccer stadiums over there.
>>155091825The European mind is starting to comprehend
>>155091870>there's no ugly ass roof to block the evening sky like most soccer stadiums over there.Good point
>>155091808Like 0.5% lmao
>>155091808The same as Tennessee winning the National Championship
i'm already tired of this german faggot being everywhere
>>155092207Even in Italy which is one of sunnier places in europe stadiums without roof are criticized.You have to consider the football season is in winter.
>>155093704He probably knows since pro sports in the US are moving into indoors stadiums as well. Even in some southern cities where playing in the winter isn't as hard as it would be in, say, Minnesota where you'll expect very low temperatures and heavy snowfall.
>>155091325Twerkin his ass off for elonbux
>>155091808You will lose all of your games
You know people just make shit up online to pander to your prejudices right
>>155091808Odds would be like the san diego chorgers winning the superb owl. But realistically, USA can make a good run to the round of 16 or maybe even quarterfinals, which basically amounts to the NFL wild card round or divisional round for comparison. If we can make the semifinals, it would be a massive breakthrough and many such cases of seething would follow. So to compare...like the AFC/NFC championship, but on a larger scale.
>>155093774When does Ireland play their first group stage game?
>>155091667This is just plain evil, China tier
>>155091391>americans think walking 4 miles is some unmountable obstaclethat tracks
>>155091848ashamed of their ancestors of course.
Please, Europe, please visit.
>>155091325Just some Kraut clout posting on x to get his monertisation. The Allainz Munich stadium is fucking mental when it goes off
>turning into a beg when you go to ShartlandEmbarrassing stuff.I went to Louisiana, and the amount of times the black serving lady stares at me like an alien boy when I turn up for a Po' boy at 11pm and say "ello", "please" and "thanks love"
>>155093788We are awareThe most blatant is when people are calling it the USA cup and only bringing up the USA (especially if it is negative news/context) while pretending Canada and Mexico do not exist
>>155093897Imagine the smell
>>155091325>>155091634
>>155091325i don't get it what this turk is impressed by
>>155094018There's hundreds of them, including brits now too
>>155091667third world coded
>>155091667Wimbledon v Forest had an elephant
>>155091325So what is this about? A large stadium? Doesn’t look that huge to me, but it probably has great capacity if it uses bleachers instead of bowl seats.What else is there to say? Looks like engagement farming to me at first
>>155091667this is the type of shit indians would do, embarrassing display
>>155094837Of course there is, they see the traction he's getting and they're following suit, are you new to social media?
>>155091667Euros seething over nothing, I guess they dont have zoos over there
>>155093907We just value our time highly as workaholic wagies
>massive stadiums with comfy scenery >walkable college towns>good enough infrastructureToo bad FIFA would rather want matches in NFL slop stadiums in giant parking lots
>>155093756The indoor stadiums usually come from teams wanting to host super bowls
>>155093897We had 157k for a football game
>>155096035>Stadium is a car park
>>155095944You could never comprehend a bucees, or shooting the hooch in a tube
>>155096035>that small tiny faggoty field>they built a highway all around for the fatmobiles to cruise to the bleachers.lmao
>>155096035Brazil vs Uruguay 1950 . 199,854 attendance
>>155096128It's a Nascar stadiumThey held the game there because that stadium was on the border of the two states the teams play in
>>155091325Wait, what is the issue?
>>155096128Fuck you that was funny. You ass you know what that stadium is. You're alright for a Frenchmen.
>>155093907Just FYI it’s >insurmountableNot >unmountable
>>155095944>in complete denialThousands of Americans have been begging him for his PayPal, a gofund me, venmo, etcHe has said no and said he won't accept money.He would legitimately be donated probably $500k+ if he started one
>>155096159He did a Roman salute and didn’t get arrested and hung from a gibbet
>>155096159American Sunsets are GOAT'd. Weirdly the local gas station Sunset has the greatest view ever and no one is sure why. You spend a lifetime painting those sunsets.
>>155096203He needs to get over his German autism and embrace capitalism to reach final form of Americana. It's so dumb he refuses any money. It would change his life forever.
>>155096191He knows what he said.
>>155096237Lol at Nigel talking about X monetization that only pays like 10k a month at max, when this guy would legitimately make like a million dollars right now from Americans donating
>>155096237Based Freddy doing it for the love of the game
Why do Amerimuts feel the need to overcompensate for their '""achievements""" as if they all have micropenis-itis?
>>155096342>pedo
>>155096237What do they want to give him money for? Posting pics of American stadiums? I don't get itBut as a 26yo wage slave, I have to admit I'd probably take the money in an instant
>>155096239>unmountableIsn’t a word, retard
just pray these puto yuros fuck off after soccer ends and don't try to stay here to many immigrants already
>>155096358He thinks being rich with give him an extra super awesome American experience when in reality wealth like that really just puts you in the same play pen as every other rich person on earth. It’s unironically much more eye opening and valuable for him to experience America as a regular goy cattle like the rest of us. Eating Taco Bell, sitting in the nosebleeds , dealing with niggers, etc…
>>155096224do Europeans not have sunsets?
>>155096459Obscured by clouds more than 300 days out of the year on average
>>155096358You can't comprehend how rich Americans are compared to the average Europoor.We literally give some away just for fun
>>155096394Lots of truth to thatI also like that he's mostly avoiding Interstates and sticking to US and state highways, you see a lot more stuff that way. Way prettier and much more interesting, I wish more foreigners would do the same. Interstates are boring
>>155096358Just for the bants of changing that broke nigga's life
Imagine
>>155096365Uuhh, ain't you supposed to be EFL?
>>155093774I doubt that, thirdoid>>155093788nah, I'm right and yurop doesn't have indoor toilets
>>155093774>entire country surrounded by fish in the ocean>dies from potato famine?!?!?!?!?
>>155091390>watching the game from your phone because you can't distinguish shit from those distancesquintessential burger stadium experiencesudacas and euros could never
>>155095087sovl>>155091667sovlless
>>155096035Go Vols!
>>155097730Why is one sovl and one sovlless?Is it because of the cage?
>>155093897>That's 130k unwashed jeetsisn't that just a normal yuropean city?
>>155095055>>155095786>>155093888>that flag>that postyou are literally the third world
>>155091667I actually thought the cage was for the prostitutes before I saw the tiger.
Texas takes a steer to watch games
>>155096064>>155096128don't you thirdies have car racing?
>>155096342>tf>tpyou're a pedophile from yurop, aren't you?>>155096459yuros are too poor to afford a sunset
>>155097920Yeah they call it F1 and euros will actually lock down their entire towns and turn them into nascar tier tracks for these eventsIf you live near their you get no say as the block out the pathways up to your building and all the emissions and pollution go into your house They are clown countries
>>155091325it’s a shame the World Cup doesn’t happen during Football season. I would love for tourist to have the full tailgate experience, maybe even watch a game. They might apply for their American citizenship right there.https://youtu.be/zh93kmgZvUg
>cant walk from the stadium straight to the pub
>>155096459It’s often either too entirely overcast or too dry for good sunsets over there. The best sunsets require scattered clouds, good humidity. They certainly get some, but America is better. The daytime lighting is nicer in parts of Europe however, more like California where it feels crisp.
>>155097986That one you canIt's a college townIt's got a ton of bars
>>155097986the drinking happens outside the stadium, your supposed to get hammered in the parking lot.
>>155091325>one shottedThat will happen to you for real if you go outside
>>155098014They will die of heat exhaustion if they drink outsideOr wander in front of a truck and die to car centric design in the carhell
>>155091667> Foreskinless mutts think this is dabbing on eurochads
>>155097986The college stadiums that are located on campuses don't have this problem. The NFL stadiums in the middle of nowhere do
>euros hate animals
>>155098125Damn good dawg
>>155098125We especially hate amerianimals
>>155091325I don't understand what they're getting one-shotted by. Criminals?
>>155091634Kek
>>155097724American Football is a little easier to track from long distances.
>>155097724You foreigners can’t even see the puck, you are no judges of what is possible with eyesight.
>>155091325>155000000
>>155096237>inb4 the IRS gets the whiff of it and he gets deported
>>155093907In the Southern US it is>Europe thinks the deep south in the summer will be a "balmy" 80 degrees like a heat wave in LondonThere will be casualties, and that's a good thing.
>>155094200>while pretending Canada and Mexico do not existThey don't
>>155091325which high school stadium in Texas is this?
>>155097834yup, this is way cooler than some cat you can barely see
>>155098125yupfuck those pieces of shit
hope yurostanis get hit by cars or die of heat stroke while over here for their faggot divegrass games
>>155099735Amerianimals are a higher form of life than lituanians. I've never heard of a lithuanian intellectual
>>155101317same
kek every match thread is just unbridled seethe about america
>>155091634>yuros dont have a skysad!
>>155097724Poverty cope
>>155097724the kraut literally posted from his phone
>>155097986>Still drinks alcohol in 2026Ngmi
>>155102188yuros hate us because they are thirdies with no freedom or money
>>155102188This one is mostly unbridled seethe from amerifats lmao
>>155102257>still is gay when it's not fashionable anymore in 2026hopefully you die
>>155091667Poor cat
>>155104046>Poor cat?
>>155091391it hasn't even officially started and the memes are already on high speed
>>155093907Baseball, huh?
>>155102322
>>155097724kek
>>155091870>there's no ugly ass roofno roof is a sign of a poor club from lower league
>>155113586>Not wanting to see chubby college girls drenched by rain.Do you have the homosex?
It's a stadium. Wow.
>>155091667>All these seething replies pretending to be PETAThat's pretty cool anon, I didn't know they did that. Thanks for posting!
>>155112941He must be stopped
>>155091634trvke
>>155091870What if it rains? Do they all just sit there and get wet?
>>155096064You joke but pic related exists at the South Dakota School of Mines.
>>155097724plus, on their phones they get to watch their favorite part of the game: the commercials
>>155113886YES, dude when we get blizzards here and we take our shirts off for FUN what is wrong with you losers
>>155113886You get wet. In 1983, Auburn (in whose stadium the friendly was played) was up against their archrival, the University of Alabama, when there was a tornado warning. The game went on and most fans stayed in the stands to watch the game despite the tornado.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FppKGUDn-iI&t=40These days, lightning is a game stoppage, and in some cases, heavy rain will cause the game to stop if the field has too much water on it. Autumn is a somewhat dry season and generally rain comes from thunderstorms that drop a lot of water and then move on instead of the all day drizzle that is common in England.
>>155091325qrd please
>>155113978It's really cold here. Getting wet isn't fun, it's a one way ticket to pneumonia
>>155114302>Getting wet isn't funur mum would disagree
>>155114302>Yes we are faggots hereAnon, it BLIZZARDS here. You fuckers took over the world but rain gets you down? God what happened man! Throw on a rain coat, cheer a little harder, get some alcohol through your veins. Is weather genuinely going to stop you??? You're team is still playing. They don't get to say "oh it's a spec of newmonia in it guess I joyly hop outta the bonnet right then" they stay in and they fight dammit. I didn't know soccer holligans were fairweather. I genuinely thought better of you all. I know you guys have it in you, the still beating heart of man cannot be still within your chest just yet.
>>155091325>National team supporters go to their 6th fooball match in 4 years and are blown away by the experience
>>155114396>God what happened man!WWII filtered out warrior genetics. Only now are those genetics being rebuilt but via immigration that the descendants of those too weak to go fight in the war allow it to happen.
>>155091667>bring a scooter inside the stadium and throw it off the upper decksEven Philly fans couldn't compete
>>155114516Baltimore might have it beat anon
>>155091325Behead all those who create twatter screencap threads.
>>155091634kek, done them mutts
Looks like a thirdie stadium or something you would find here before WWII
>>155091325wtf is that about?did they take LSD before the game or what? what exactly is blowing their minds?
I have a source this guy is a plant and that's why he's rejecting public offerings of money
>>155114573I stand corrected
>>155096373God do I love my country.
>>155113886If you can't win a playoff game in Green Bay in freezing cold weather, you don't deserve to win the Superb owl.
>>155091870>no ugly ass roofI agree with this. Roofed stadiums have no soul
>>155097920I don't think what you do qualifies as racing - just a bunch of faggots making left turns.
>>155091325>posts Freddy>"Euros getting one shotted"retard. dude is acutally a wholesome guy just enjoying his travels in usa. just take it as it is without being a huge homofaggot.
I never understood why they didnt pick any of the College stadiums to host the games? Those you can actually walk to in most cases
>>155096488Is this why you give so much tax payer money to Israel
>>155115407I'm guessing it's because of the differing field sizes. Handegg is played on fields with smaller dimensions and many of its stadiums were purpose-built with that in mind, so there is very little space between the stands and the playing surface. Wouldn't be wide enough to accommodate a divegrass field up to FIFA specifications. Plus the older stadiums were built with bleachers, not seats. It was my dream for >my college stadium to host soccer games but alas it will never happen.
>>155091667very chinese, grim
>>155115407>>155115481Yeah you nailed it. The bleacher thing is a non-starter, and the field dimension thing doesn't really help matters.
>>155115481no space to expand the fields? or are the stands that close to the field? A pity some of that are so comfy
>>155091667What happened to Mikes I-V?
American stadiums are like Roman amphitheatres but with hotdogs and terrible chants.
>>155114862Theyre indians that have never been to a stadium before
>>155115395>wholesome guy>has 1000 posts about ronaldo
>>155115669Rice-Eccles and Folsom Field are my favorites.
>>155115730They posted a group photo. They're white as fuck.Your bong mind can't comprehend that you've been lied to about USA
>>155116339>high ankle white socksYeah they're definitely German lol
>>155116339Is that fucking buc-ees?!?!!
>>155091634the skyfather's been real quiet since this dropped
>>155115407college stadiums are way bigger than where soccer gets played and often have bleachers
>>155116339>buceesKino
>I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN!
>>155116339>Freddy is pale white GermanOH NO NO NO NO NO
>>155116339The European mind can not comprehend fresh cut BBQ brisket at 2am at a buc-ees
>>155116723Gas station food does not sound appealing to me
>>155116749You have no idea.
>>155116749Wait till you try buc-ees
>>155116723>FRESH BRISKET ON THE BOAAAAAARD!!!!!!
>>155116339I have mild autism and went through his whole account. He's just a wholesome Germany kid from Hamburg that loves Ronaldo that's too autistic to accept any money or help.Even Hilton is offering him free rooms and he's too autisticly German to accept.
>>155116862He would be a legitimate millionaire if he created a gofundme. Even state Governors are replying to him now. He's too pure to accept, and maybe that's why he's resonating with so many people idk. People are literally begging him to.
>>155116837Im not going to america just to go to a gas station. It's a waste of time and moneyI already have been to the usa twice and saw many places
>>155091634kek
>>155094070because you're not speaking French
>>155091325>literally just a normal stadiumWhat am I missing here?
>>155097986the pub is in the stadium. American stadiums are like a shopping mall
>>155116951>He's too pure to acceptor he's already being paid handsomely to shill
I hate that the new trend in stadiums in the US (probably everywhere) is reducing seating for more luxury options. Basically booths for companies to buy to take clients to games and "in-stadium experiences (shopping)". There is nothing like going to a game with 90-110k people with most of them sitting in bleachers. Bleachers > individual seats for fan atmosphere. Also, stadiums will rent out seat backs that go on top of the bleachers for people who really care.
>>155093897envision the stench
>>155117038>with 90-110k peoplenah that's too much the best layout is ~60k capacity with tons of luxury options like Allegiant Stadium.
>>155117032>Believing an elaborate conspiracy instead of believing a whole Germany guy is actually having the time of his life traveling USAHe was a tiny account of like 2k followers. He's not being paid millions of dollars.Hahaha cmon bro
>>155093756Teams do that because they want to host a super bowl and the owner wants to host other events too like concerts and whatnot. They had a super bowl about a decade ago that took place in new york during the winter, and the jew journalists kept complaining that it is cold. >>155113886Football is meant to be played in cold and crappy weather. If anything, southern teams should have roofed stadiums more than northern teams.
England flag entering the thread. ALL previous posts are now irrelevant.
>>155091808I do not care about winning, I care about annoying yuros and other third worlders. The further America makes it, the funnier it will be.
>>155117038This post is SEC coded
>>155117133This.
>>155091325Footballers surpassing themselves on being retarded is the only thing that has remained constant in this slippery slope of shit they've been making out of football. If there's something the European mind can easily comprehend it's a fucking football world cup
>>155113918>watching from my car.Seems cozy.
>>155117293It is
>>155116840FRESHBRISKETONTHEBOARD
>>155117032While I could definitely see this as being propaganda I've personally seen multiple Europeans have the same reactions as this guy when visiting the US so it's also entirely believable. Euros will meme on us for guns but then go absolutely nuts to try out shooting ranges and barbeque.
>>155091390Stadium seats are spread horizontally insteaad of vertically, so instead of being above the pitch and seeing it well, you're like over a mile away from it
>>155096224>>155098009I think the plains in those inland states and the sense of endless vast space makes them special too. We need an American to confirm this
>>155091390Open top stadiums of this size are unusual in europe
>>155091325Kek
>>155091390notice that the pitch is perfectly square. this is the north american standard.
>>155114426I only watch national team stuff because I want to see our players rape thirdies
>>155091325German doesn't have football stadiums?Where do Bayern play?
>>155121767The best sunsets are either at the ocean or in the desert
>>155124268>Where do Bayern play?in Bavaria
>>155114790so a dutch stadium?>>155115350what the fuck do you think roman chariot racing was, thirdie? has bulgaria even invented cars yet?
>>155091390We didn't have to kill thousands of workers to build our shanty stadiums. High school football stadiums in the middle of Texas are nicer than the Qatari world cup venues
>>155096224the only good sunsets are in Montana
>>155091325Germans are always the cringiest ameriboos
>>155115407the stadium owners get paid for the use of their stadiums and Giants' stadium and the one in LA were privately funded so the owners are getting paid for their use >>155115470as though you don't
The worst seat in a EU stadiums will still have a much better view then half the seats in these US "mega" stadiums.
>>155091325Tbf Europeans aren't used to being shot at, Americans are.
I indeed can not comprehend that after decades of people making fun of the US for not understanding that bigger =/= better, Murrifats STILL don't get it
>>155115690literally every WWE show in yurop is terrible because the yuros keep doing these gay and annoying songs instead of the based >What?! chant>>155116749Wawa isn't bad
>>155091870>there's no ugly ass roof to block the evening sky like most soccer stadiums over thereyeah you'd love watching a football match in Manchester in January with no roof
>>155125735Try Green Bay, Buffalo or Kansas City faggot. There isn't a single place in England with more extreme winter weather than the US
>>155125373>Tbf Europeans aren't used to being shot atyou literally can't go a decade without an attempted ethnic cleansing war which doesn't even make sense since you're all thirdies. there were regular shootings and car bombings in your country until like 1997>>155125375sour grapes from a thirdie
>>155125320This is your cope? Not only are US stadiums nicer, they also have better sightlines for soccer AND I don't have to sit next to your stinky ass. Seriously you people are so poor do you not shower before you go out in public?
>>155095980We have them, they're called inbound flights from USA
>>155126247Thanks for admitting your countrymen are animals, but most of us already knew that
>>155125872>sour grapes from a thirdie>doesn't have an argument >HURR DURR THIRD WORLD
>>155126349>T-This comment w--w-w-will show that American!
>>155126114soccer is a poor man's sport. It's the reason why its the most popular sport in the world. We dont need your big stadiums, and by the looks of it the US will lose on this WK, so that's good too. Canada&mexica will make money on this WK.
>>155125865It's useless anon. They refuse to get it. They project their own soft fairweather attitudes on us. It is genetically impossible for them to conceive of the idea of suffering for with team, and braving through the weather with camaraderie. They have no experience with this, they can't even imagine it. It's already been said several times ITT they just can't see it.
>>155091325Tourist here (I dont even watch sports). What does this mean?
>>155126512>more third world copetake a shower stinky and go to your own gay language website
>>155126247yurop do be a zoo full of animals>>155126349>our small stadiums are good>we ride bikes because bikes good, not because we are too retarded to invent the car>the earth is flat, space is fake>AC is bad, thousands dying of heat is good>having a toilet indoors is gross, we civilized yuropeans use an outhousesour grapes from a thirdie
>>155091667Poor tiger is probably drugged out of its mind to avoid panicking in a cage in that environment. I’m not gonna talk trash about all 300+ millions of Americans but this is India tier
>>155126695Lol, a mutt speaking a european language telling me to fuck off will never get old.
>>155091870Nigger, wtf are you talking about? 5 of the 11 US stadiums in this world cup have roofs, and only 1 of them has a capacity over 80'000.
>>155125865You forgot Minnesota. I mean do you people really think the US is some esoteric mystery to us in 2026? The point was more about rain than temperature but if you actually enjoy sitting in the pouring rain watching a match fine, you do you.
>>155126817>Belgian>A mystery meat combination of frankish, anglo, dutch, german and spaniard and whatever modern foreign races live there>Calling anyone else a muttLOL
>>155091325that's just a stadium with no roof
>>155091325THATS JUST A FUCKING STADIUM WITH NO ROOF WHAT IS THERE TO EVEN COMPREHEND THIS GUY IS A FUCKING PLANT
>>155126936Their college football stadiums have capacities over 100,000 sometimes, since they use bleachers instead of bowl seats. Most of these stadiums have no roofBleachers really are crazy. Almost like standing sections regarding density. My old club‘s stadium had a capacity of 80,000 when it had bleachers until the 70s. The current stadium is much larger, but has lower capacity
>>155127032As white as the driven snow, do you care about the swedes dicking down your great-great-great grandmother when they ruled over you?
>>155126940>You forgot Minnesota Yeah they used to have no roof and it was awesome>I mean do you people really think the US is some esoteric mystery to us? YES you people constantly talk nonsense because you're shut in poor fags.>The point was about rainIT RAINS TOO RETARD if a blizzard doesn't stop the American male rain won't either>You do youAnd see it here >>155126554 it simply impossible to ever get any of you to understand that weather is weaker than heart. If you cared more about a sport we wouldn't need these threads.
>>155124964nice cope
>>155127105>>155127219A stadium that doesn't look like a printer confuses–then enrages–the Belgian
>>155127284Yes, as with the germans, englishmen, danes and every other faggot who tried it. Sorry, but some of us has pride in racial, cultural and linguistic purity.
football isn't a sport, its a circus eventwhat's so confusing
>>155127250Yes pro stadiums will be larger in physical size than college stadiums but hold fewer people because they're nearly all all-seaters. Green Bay has some and iirc Buffalo does too but it's about to be replaced>>155127948Horrendous
>>155127948Those stadiums are extremely homosexual. Happy pride.
I am deeply embarrassed about my fellow european and their confused, rude behaviour, Americhads. We simply aren't used to seeing REAL civilization. Please forgive them, they do not know your greatness yet.
>>155127948Most of these are meh and also the disappointing product of fat lies told by the Qatari plannersThe Iconic Stadium of Lusail is kind of nice, albeit a bit tacky
>>155128336You should rename Trondheim to Nidaros then Also, your language mix is a bit confusing. Speaking Nynorsk exactly as originally envisioned would have been basedStill, you aight
>>155127284>belgium>white>>155126817We're speaking American, thirdie. you had to learn my language because yours has no culture
>>155124964>We didn't have to kill thousands of workersto be fair, all of those workers were jeets and africans so I don't think anyone involved cared about the deaths
>>155117114>Football is meant to be played in cold and crappy weatherBased take
>>155129075You speak a inferior version of a european language and your culture is whored out version of a several european cultures.
>>155127948this isn't the flex you thought it was. MLS has nicer stadiums
>>155126940Vikings play their games indoors, also a nicer stadium than anything in Europoorland
>>155091325It's funny how many accounts there are like this baiting Americans, pretending to be shocked at mundane things that are nothing special in Europe.Apparently this guy in particular is Saudi Arabian. But even if he's really German it doesn't change he's obviously baiting for engagement. There was another, also a "German tourist" doing the same with some donuts or something in a store that looks like your average Lidl.
>>155126817>tf>tpbaraki une kwal. Now fuck off to your own language board faggot. You are speaking my language like a cuck
>>155097986Of the stadiums ive been toNfl>colts bengals browns steelers all have bars in walking distanceCollege>The OSU Purdue bars in walking distance>Indiana Unsure seemed like it was in the middle of nowhwereOther>alamo bowl bars in walking distance>aviators no nearby bars and ironically thats a soccer stadiumSo youre full of shit and for games you can just get plastered in the parking lot or anywhere around the vicinity of the stadium if you you have a jersey on. You can even get freebies if you indulge a drunk tailgator a bit
>>155129441>Belgium>irrelevant EU tax leech>inability to pick a language>biggest export is stolen French ideas>half French, half Dutch mutt
>>155130116>half french half dutch muttIt's a half congolese half moroccan mutt these days
>>155102257fentanyl is to expensive for my poor euro wallet
>>155129755And confirmed for being some official tourism shit.
>>155091381>Auburn What was UCF closed for renovations. Someone was trolling hard.>>155091391Closest hotel you would stay in is in San Antonio
>>155129441We speak American. you were forced to learn our language and post on our site since you have no culture. Our culture has touched the very moon itself. Sit down and lower your tone when you reply to a firstie. Especially considering you only exist because we liberated your bitch asses in back to back world wars because your grandfathers and their grandfathers were dickless cowards and retards
>>155130535>>155129755holy yuroseethe
>>155130632Bodied that freak
>>155130358Fentanyl is much cheaper than alcohol. If you want to insult us say meth but you guys use meth more per capita than we do
>>155130875You can't be this dense. Even if you don't know that he comes into his pants seeing things no European should be shocked seeing this is such an obvious fake. And so many Americans actually believe this there are more accounts doing the same thing pretending to be mindblown because they saw donuts or a random sauce. Is there anything genuine about America at this point?
>>155130875poles often seethe about the US since they love trannies so much and since they are like mega thirdies and the fact we've been to the moon and more than half of them still use outhouses drives them insane.
>>155129441>posted on an American website, using an American phone and speaking the American language
>>155091325imagine them discovering air conditioning when walking into a restaurant or something kek
>>155131211sorry my meth addled brain cant count
>>155131213>third worlder mad he has to live in the third worldkek get good at something faggot and you too can go live in a real country that people actually want to live in
>>155131296Did you ask AI to come up with a list of randomly generated insults? Because holy shit.
>>155131211>you guys use meth more per capita than we doNot if I can help it
>>155131408Man this sounds like something straight out of 2005 or something. I wish when no one wanted to come here.
>>155131325bodied that troon
>>155131428>thirdie needs to US AI>>155131408cooked that hog
>>155091325that fag is an american larping as a german even worse than an actual german
>>155093907Yeah sure like you would walk over 6 kilometers and back to watch a football game
>>155131693Fuck it's really no fun when it's so easy. You really have nothing.You're really attached to some plant. I guess it's endearing. You want to be validated by some "tourism ambassador" pretending he's never seen a touch screen in a restaurant in his life.No one does something this embarassing unless they get paid.
>>155131718it's easy if you drink both ways
>>155132204>6kma whole crate yes. but you'd get shot by american police since alcohol is forbidden in america
>>155129441Belgium is not even a real country, it is a Jewish created spin off of Netherlands for financial purposes. You are Dutch by blood and by culture
>>155132381there's a special dmz here in the us known as college football
>>155132515demilitarized zone? i thought america was all about the military
>>155131968you have to go outside to use the bathroom and you spent like 200 years being russia and germany's bitch slave
>>155132483notypical brainlet take
>>155096995The poptart sacrifice was great. I was skeptical when they brought it back, but when that one noped the fuck out after getting selected I got hyped. I’ve never eaten a poptart.
>>155132665He’s also wrong.
>>155131548Africans and jeets aren't people
>>155132826>Jew mad we noticed
>>155113886The US government has technology to control the weather. Weather is controlled by the Jews
>>155091667>cagedPUSSYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR_UrDKwnzA
>week old threadstop necrobumping this jews
bump
>>155091634Tbf looking at the sky is pretty relaxing.
>>1550913904 ad breaks in the middle of a game in incomprehensible
>>155116349They look like normal socks amerilard
>>155091667Grim. Your post should've ended at 6
>>155096358I mean, he is showing them a new perspective of their own country, it's fun
>>155091391Southern Europeans will:>Walk from France to Fatima>Walk from Fatima to Santiago>Walk from Santiago to Rome>Walk from Rome to the Holy Land>For thousnads or hundres of years we've done thisIf they cant walk they will invent boats. Catholics are only slightly less zealous that football fans.
>>155135313this
>>155131325> website run by Gook> phone still made in south korea> it's called englishIt's ok i guess. At least you now have Aldi.
>>155136643we made your country too after we kicked your third world ass in back to back world wars
>>155138016>american education
>>155113586It's a sign of SOVLA proper football stadium unlike the toilet bowls of today
>>155138250American education went to the moon. german education invented trannies. Like WWI germany had tranny licencesHell during WWII germany used mules because they had not yet invented the car. meanwhile we American chads were smart enough to drive gas around
>>155138272is that the genocide stadium?
>>155091390It has no roof which would be the sign of a poor football club in Europe. Only low-end league players have open stadiums usually. In America it seems normal?
>>155138321>American education went to the moon.Ironic, considering that it was literally the nazis, that you just were so proud of having kicked their ass of, that took you there.
>>155138514American citizens designed, built and flew the rockets. german citizens were making scat porn at the time
>>155138514Which part of the moon did the Germans walk on?
>>155138528>more american education
>>155136143In my country, the best one and undefeated world war champions, we wear short black socks
kek bodied that kraut freak
>>155091325Guys, I think his "fiend" is American. I bet he's saving loads on hotel prices.
It must bother that Berlin leather daddy and all the other poors around the world every time they look at the moon, they have to think of us
>>155138575damn that german education is so good germany has won literally ZERO wars
>>155138647Wernher von Braun was not AmericanYou are welcome
>>155138575You lost to these retards TWICE
>>155138669>Wernher von BraunUS Citizen. cope, thirdie>>155138647cooked that pig
>>155138664Excuse me, we won more wars than anyone else. Against ourselves>>155138676We lost against the entire world, not only you. No shame in that
>>155138669Correct, he also didn't walk on the moon nor did he even go to space, just like every single German
>>155138697Oh no pal, you were winning both wars until we got involved
>>155138691And I thought you guys fought against Nazis? Doesn't add up. Not surprising that you have no concept of ethnicity and only think of citizenship, though. Probably ne of the few things a German didn't teach you guys, as is visible by it being dumbHave fun driving a car next time and thinking of us
>>155127948Peak soulless
Kill all burger retards and their orange president
>>155138732I drive Japanese cars so not sure what the flex is here. Everyone knows German cars are dogshit
America is about as much its own nation as Belgium is a real country.
>>155138676>>155138664do you truly believe what you're saying or this advanced trolling? Americans are extreme shitters at war that have no fucking clue what they are doing. my dad and uncle bent you guys for 15 years lmao
>>155138736>Still butthurt over the Olympics
>>155138724>even more american educatoin
>>155138724Hm, WW1 was more of a stalemate thing, I'd say. We were unable to break through the British naval dominance, but we were in control on land. I think it wouldn't really have gone anywhere, but our resources were wearing thinWW2 was ludicrous from start to finish, let's be real. It's a miracle we put up such a good show after having been punished for WW1The US weren't that impressive in WW1, but they were a crucial factor by virtue of entering fresh and late. WW2 was obviously different, you were on point then
>>155138771Americans just have to push a button and turn you into glass Ahmed but we don't because we have good sportsmanship
>>155138771>>155138676>>155138664forgot linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHgOLFESEHI
>>155138345No, you're talking about Heysel
>>155138768>tf>tpOh I am laffin'>>155138771He's baiting, rest assured. No one is actually that dumb. But it's fun to roll with it just for the joke. Americans have it easy in that regard since that kind of behavior is somewhat realistic for them, albeit of course a stereotype as well. He plays that role perfectly, but it is on purpose, I think you can tell
>>155138732>And I thought you guys fought against Nazis?Nah, it's easy.American nazis = goodIsraeli nazis = even betterEuropean nazis = bad, but only until they apply for American citizenship
>>155138790>>155138804You lost, and not only that, you couldn't even finish the (((job)))
>>155138697>Excuse me, we won more wars than anyone elseGermany only united in like 1850 and has literally never, ever won a war. like holy shit you thirdies are like poland tier at winning wars. even fucking france and shitaly are batter at wars than you. I'm sure poortugal won at least one war and they lost a war to the fucking jeets >We lost against the entire world, not only youit was just us, both times. >>155138732Why would I drive a german car? germans only make garbage. my car and watch were both made by glories nipponese craftsmanship >>155138736tranny is mad >>155138769you're just mad we beat your third world ass in back to back wars
>>155127948>built upon the corpses of 40,000 Nepalese indentured servants Even my dumb burger brain knows this is bad
>>155138865Now you're overdoing it a bit with the retarded bait attempts, friend. Sucks the fun out of it. Tune it down a notch again, please
>>155138771>>155138834We literally beat germany's ass in back to back world wars. Germany legit hasn't won a war in like 160 years.moortugal legit lost a war to the jeets. you unconditionally surrendered to the fucking jeets. the jeets were smarter, stronger and braver than you. poortugal is the only yuropean nation to ever be conquored by fucking jeets
>>155138865>Germany only united in like 1850 and has literally never, ever won a warLet's all say it together this time:>a-me-ri-can ed-yu-cay-shon
>>155138830do it then push the button, you must not know which country you're talking to we never refuse a good old war to genocide non lusos. youre not going to be the first one since 1000 to make the portuguese flag fall juan sanchez of guadalajara.
>>155138915He ruined his own baitgame by going retard overdrive a few posts ago instead of keeping it at a steady ~1.5 standard american unitsWhat a shame. I'm out
>>155138861again, American education won back to back world wars and went to the moon. german education invented trannies. Germany has not won a war in over 160 years. the last time germany won a war, there was an ottoman emperor >>155138896>>155138915>>155138952I'm not even baiting thirdie. we are a super power because we are genetically and intellectually superior to you. german education literally invented the tranny license
>>155096035Imagine if they held the world cup final here kek
>>155138905hahahaha the annexation of Goa is one of the few examples of us not absolutely obliterating all our enimies in 1000 years of being a war country and it happened because and failing to mention what the Portuguese garrison had to look at before "unconditionally surrendering" is master baiting usually only done by jeets and it shouldve let to NATO article 5
>>155138575Says more about (You) than it does about >us, bruder.
>>155139010you lost a war to jeets. you are such a third world country you fucking lost a war to fucking jeets. you know who loses to jeets? the fucking pakistanis, aka jeets. you're literally jeet tier.Losing a war to the jeets, couldn't be me. that's like all time KWAB status. you lost a war to a county that hasn't invented the toilet
>>155139005The other guy's right. You're making your bait too obvious. Are you even American or just using a VPN? Probably the latter, Americans aren't that self-deprecating.
>>155138863>you couldn't even finish the (((job)))Because your jew controlled country(since at least 1913 but definitely since the beginning of the slave trade or earlier) entered the warAlso because Hitler was a cryptojew controlled oppositionThere was no Holocaust, it was all a LARP and Hitler faked his death and fled to ArgentinaNazis were a fake jewish movement to demonize nationalism and the swastika/hakenkreuz WW1 was about jews destroying the traditional monarchies btw and it kicked off about 6 months after Wilson signed the Federal Reserve Act
>>155139059name 2 wars the germans won that weren't like colonial shit since german unification
