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>McAcne
>McAssist
>McAutism
>McBaby
>McBeta
>McBitch
>McBottom
>McBroken
>McBTFO
>McBussy
>McBust
>McBusted
>McCooked
>McCry
>McCrybaby
>McCuck
>McDogshit
>McDick
>McDiva
>McDive
>McEliminated
>McExhausted
>McFaggot
>McFlop
>McFolded
>McFraud
>McFruitcake
>McFrustrated
>McGaunt
>McGay
>McGayKid
>McGolf
>McHomo
>McInvisible
>McJobber
>McJustNotReadyYet
>McKWAB
>McKWABOTY
>McKWABOTD
>McLabamba
>McLoser
>McManadvantage
>McMuffin
>McNineteenNinety
>McNothingBurger
>McOverrated
>McOverworked
>McPowerplay
>McPussy
>McQueen
>McRefbabby
>McRegularseason
>McRetard
>McSecondary
>McSelfish
>McShit
>McSilver
>McSissy
>McStatpad
>McTantrum
>McTard
>McTired
>McToddler
>McTrash
>McUseless
>McWashed
>McWhiner
>McZoomer
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Fraud Brindarmor status?
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>>155092756
Holy based
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>>155092748
reminds me of a goal aho scored against the devils a while ago back when he was good
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>>155092771
>when he was good
What was it like living in the 1700s?
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>>155092771
Aho makes plays? What kind?
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>>155092764
He might beat the allegations because of literal Bussi.
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>Bro was acting like the Sens will end up like the Yots
Their owner isn't like Alex Meruelo, buddy.
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>>155092753
Kind of a waste for Senators to have it since their fan base is almost nonexistent as the Ducks as well as having allegiances prior to either Leafs or Sabres.

Also I'm a dual citizen with no dog in this fight. Ottawa is heavily disadvantaged compared to pretty much every other city in the NHL with only Winnipegand Edmonton worse.

An 20something stud is gonna want an active night life and ain't gonna get it in these places. Too many examples to list
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>gary is now competing against trumps birthday ufc fight
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>>155092748
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Who the fuck are the Yotes
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>>155092794
This shit is going to 7
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>>155092797
Gary’s pet goys who didn’t work out
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>4 guys to one
>one guy unattended
>rest of the players on opposing ice
?????????

this is the goat defense you guys were hyping up? lmao retard teams
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>>155092792
Storms are obviously gonna get that shit canceled.
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why doesn't Trump attend a game?
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>>155092808
Cope the Yotes were SOVL
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Even though I'm a neutral fan rooting for Hurricanes, got a feeling Vegas wins in 6.

But imagine the lels by Laffs fans to be had if Marner gets a connsolation smythe trophy with Freddie being benched rest of the series.

Basically they get to have the last laugh (no pun intended, literally) because they get vindicated by Marner and Freddie choking which their toxic fans have always been ardent about all while having the #1 pick (which is gonna get busted by Chayka)
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>>155092831
Wins in 7**

Soz
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>>155092792
Gary's zebras are going to wrap it up in six games, the WC is also knocking.
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So, it happened AGAIN.

We can blame the bussi

We can blame refs

We can praise Bo Time

but the truth is it's simply not enough.

Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Marner and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the post season.

Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances in playoffs for that matter. Not playing like this.
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>knights redditposting but uno reverse
Aaand that's my cue to leave before the thread quality sinks again
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We ride back to Raleigh Canefederates
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nigga's worse than playoff skinner lel
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>>155092867
See you in a few days friend.
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>>155092771
>>155092774
>>155092781
I fount it
https://youtu.be/RjaKAfWABkw?si=rEvmWi4itXZfC7_-&t=1267
4 idiots vs 1 guy
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>>155092885
Nah the stinkers that skinner and pickard let in were worse than sharts. Also shart was good first 3 rounds whereas those two weren't as good.

Carolina just is a much deeper team than any of the last 3 teams Vegas went against

>t. Not a canes fan
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>>155092900
I'll be back tomorrow for another round of samir vs hoc
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>>155092904
Rod ruined this man.
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>>155092926
I think he just got fat and slow over the past year with new child
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>>155092915
.... I'm retarded, is he the one who also goes on about bud and trb, or is that just /hoc/'s personal obsession?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz5o4EjCNLg
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you know who you are samir dont play jeetnigga
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downloading a bunch of plugins for this new midi controller i bought. have no idea what i'm doing but when i do i will write the official /hoc/ anthem
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what does vegas do that ottawa, philly, or montreal couldn't?
is it the stretch pass threat or just that their defence is big and good enough to shutdown the canes swarm before it gets going
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vegas is truly the anti-christ capital of the world
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>>155092812
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>>155092994
how much do you tip this guy?
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Next game is a crucial game in the series because whoever wins will have the lead
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>>155092815
The >rags didn’t make the cup
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>According to multiple sources, the NHLPA has asked the NHL to do a full investigation into Mike Babcock’s departure from Columbus before Edmonton can officially hire him.

not looking good oilsisters
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>>155093002
Social security number for a can, rectal sounding for a mixed drink.
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>>155092853
they should know better than to use marner and massive in the same sentence
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Too many virgin's in this genny
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shit teams
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how often has the goalie been switched in the middle of a stanley cup final? I'm not saying BUSSI is bad but what a bizarre thing to do in such a high stakes moment.
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>>155093134
may have worked out for them but also its against copeys favor when theyre doing shit like in the op and give canes a free goal. would have been a one goal game otherwise... stupid dumbfucks lol
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>>155093083
Forgot this was a thing
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>>155093131
>We can cook and clean
So can real women
>We are confident
So are real women
>We don't have dicks
Neither do real women
>We are an upgrade
Narcissist faggots.
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>>155093182
trans women are real women
gary told me so
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>>155093131
Shes right. Even men becoming roasties do being a roastie better than roasties
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>>155093131
if there's no dick then what's the point go flames
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>>155092992
they have skill guys who are better at punishing turnovers and on the rush, you saw it in spurts with habs but they weren't clinical enough and were easier to suppress. canes haven't really gotten their game going outside of a couple periods this series as they've both basically seemed set on turning it into a basketball game. maybe just nerves/fatigue, though.
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>>155093193
>Oy Vay, you should become a woman to own the folds, incels
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>>155093205
The hot and breedables, sure. Like marner
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>>155093218
Why are you like this, faggot?
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Connor McDavid is my hero
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>>155093205
I like abusing my romantic partners, and trannies are much more tolerant of being doormats for violent rough sex than biological women are.
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>>155093222
Ummmmmmm if Gary didn't want the guys he wouldn't have made a show ro bring em in retard
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>>155093238
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>>155093200
100%. The fuck is the novelty of a chopped off dick. I want a feminine girl with a fat 9 inch dick
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>>155093243
idk man ive seen a lot of videos of thai ladyboys beating guys up
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>>155093251
Kek anon...
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>Homosexual hours
Why is it that the Cancucks guy is the only straight guy in this genny?
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>>155093268
We too are fans of Canadian teams, go flames
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>>155093268
WE ARE ALL CANUCKS
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>>155093248
Hot
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bit of a hot take but bussy seems fucking shit
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BREAKING NEWS. CONNOR MCDAVID EXPECTED TO SIGN SEVEN YEAR DEAL WITH THE OILERS
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hostile reminder that the anon that wants to pork celebrini and has a media collection is a leaf
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what if we kissed in the girly magazine aisle
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Babs will break his Columbus record and be fired by the Oilers a full 30 minutes before he's hired by the Oilers
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Yeah I'm thinking I'm back
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>Bobby Orr
>99 ovr
maybe on planet retard
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>>155093401
Link?
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>>155093397
He'll resign after he sees what's on Connor's phone
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>>155093361
thats a thing that only wrestlechads do
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Sup bros what are you up to finna get high and play some injustice 2 think I'll use the Italian voices today
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>>155093083
So intense and physically demanding even a 65 yr old can do it!
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Oh sorry bros i meant to ask what you guys were up to
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>Doesn't get traded to another team
Is he as dumb as McDavid?
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>>155093488
>>155093495
Fucking weed addicted bum.
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>>155093501
Kek what are you up to bro
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it was a gay magazine
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>>155093512
Oh hell yeahhh
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every night with this shit huh
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>>155093511
Howling. Might have a smoke myself bro
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>>155093525
What are you up to today bro
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>>155093529
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>>155093537
Just had dinner bro
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Bush
thought-provoking stuff to say the least
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knights lost bro's :(
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>>155093574
Get em next time bro
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our canesies :) won :)
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>>155093598
retook home ice too bro that's gay imo
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>>155093598
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>>155092769
They’re really good
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>>155093602
This meme is gonna be real outdated if the Canes win this series.
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I hope /hoc/ is ready for the great recession 2.0 once the ai meme collapses
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>>155093675
Can it actually just collapse all of society this time? This gay world ain't worth living in anymore
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>>155093691
Depends if China can bouy the economy once the US crashes. Last time America's Depression helped lead to WW2, so who knows where it's gonna pop off next. Probably still Europe.
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Gordie's not in heaven...
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holy frickin crap...
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>>155093740
lol I forgot about that
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>>155093656
ya know what meme won't be outdated bud?

1993

kwab!
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>>155093656
That still a big if
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>>155093691
If only anon. I wouldn't mind a mad max like way of life desu. Rolling in deep with the gang to get some food
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>>155093764
This curse won't last forever. Once day we will bring the cup home.
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>>155093771
1993!
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HE'S OUT... BUSSI IS IN.. Let the bussi jokes begin
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>>155093778
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>>155093775
... is how many times I did your mom last year
Oooooooooooo.
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Comrade Gary gifts the stanley bowl to poor southerners, thus finishing Reconstruction. Thank you gary
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>>155093320
If you really think about it, we actually are, in fact, all Canucks.
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canes really should have tried to win game 3
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Canes are probably going to win :(
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>>155093860
it's going 7 either way prolly
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>>155093860
Who cares really. None of these gay teams are Canadian in the slightest. Better luck next year or whatever bullshit we keep telling ourselves.
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>>155093867
>None of these gay teams are Canadian in the slightest
are you stupid
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>>155093867
do you like gay teams only when they are Canadian
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>>155093860
they should have hired a real coach instead of a retard
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>>155093873
Players and the "Canadian spirit" mean nothing when the team is located and operated in the sunbelt. All arguments for why a US team is more Canadian than others is a cope.
>>155093898
I didn't ask.
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>>155093860
maybe on planet retard
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>>155093778
Do you think Rod is going to ride Bussi all series long?
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>>155093867
Taylor Hall is Canadian
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>>155093946
KWAB
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a witch on tiktok has predicted every game of the finals correctly even predicting overtimes...
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>>155093968
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>>155093992
sorry I'm having posting issues. this was supposed to say:

>I'm beginning to think this might be scripted
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>>155093982
Fake + straight
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>>155094043
yeah this was an all time bonehead play kwab they deserved to lose this game bro hopefully they're better in game 5
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So, Nostradamuses of /hoc/, where is Dylan Larkin landing? What's Detroit getting back?
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>>155094058
adin hill and rasmus andersson's rights
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>hart or bussi will have their name on th cup
Grim.
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ocarina of time remake bro's im fucken hyped
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My 2025 Toronto Maple Leafs would destroy both of these teams
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>>155094120
>laffs
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>>155094109
>Getting hyped for remake garbage
You're part of the problem
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>>155094141
1993 2014
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>>155094141
>>155094143
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>>155094109
>>155094141
copey is literal goycattle
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>>155094143
Nah, stfu, tendie. You lost your right to throw that kind of insult.
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there is literally nothing wrong with being literal goycattle
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>>155094155
>t.Jew
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cope oot is the goat and also the knights rule
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>>155094109
you just played it bro
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>>155094168
and bro come november im finna boutta play it again!
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>>155094167
oot is slop, mm is kino
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and for the record i did not LOOK UP A GUIDE FOR THE WATER TEMPLE THOSE WHO SAY THAT ARE LIARS
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that goal at the end of the 1st should've counted
it would've counted in the old days without replay
don't like Vegas in any way other than the gold jerseys, but it's just dumb to not count insanely close calls by default
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>>155094181
the good guys have had 4 goals disallowed in 3 games rmyt
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>>155094175
>had to use the guide
>had to get his car towed
>had to action replay rare candies
kwab
>>
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>>155094175
Stfu, tendie. You're literally betacucks
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>>155094188
you motherfucker none of this is true
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>>155094190
cope i did say that but i didn't do that.
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>>155094190
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>>155094198
>Tendies can't solve their games without a guide
Kwab
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>>155094194
couldn't be me im about to play the star fox demo here before bed tho
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>>155094204
>couldn't be me
>im about to play the star fox demo
Holy sőy. Did you come here from reddit?
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stair fax is for lamefags, lego star wars is goat
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>>155094216
>star wars
based bud
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>>155094109
Dont forget to buy a guide
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>>155094190
KWAB
>>155094188
Kek
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>>155094220
cope i was bullied into not using one
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>>155094043
Shit goal
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>bullying the copester
my favorite /hoc/tivity
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>>155094230
>C-C-C-Cope
Holy seethe, this nigga is mad.
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>>155094043
If Sharter had stopped that with his dive, his save would forever be etched in the Anals of Vegas history.
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we love the copester here
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>>155094238
cope i haven't been mad in years
>>155094240
sara civian (with her replies off) has been laffing it up about hart allowing so many goals but a lot of them have been from retarded plays like this. theodore is overrated and andersson is actively dogshit
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>>155094187
it's weird as hell
abnormal
i hate the shitty goaltending and zero defense
reminds me of Olympics this year
but yeah, that end to the 1st goal should've counted
even Brind'Amour said "it's a good goal" before the replay
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>>155094251
>I haven't been mad in years
That is just a flat out lie.
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>>155094187
I wonder if that's the record for most amount of disallowed goals in a single playoff series by one team?
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>>155094253
jack has been dogshit too desu. and the power play. idk both teams are both equally shitty and good kek we'll see who wins
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>>155094251
Unfollowed Civian ages ago. Even her huge tits wasnt enough to put up with her retarded takes.
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>>155094278
based and true
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who would win in a fight, copey or dylan?
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>>155094288
why would copey beat himself up?
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>>155094268
yeah....fuckin bizarre
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>>155094288
>>155094291
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>>155094322
base lauren and her otherworldly chin
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>>155094322
I get that it's funny dressing up as something that you are not. But why doesn't he dress up as a Stanley Cup?
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>>155094322
He has a 12 million dollar salary and he can't put together a better Grinch costume?
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>>155094340
if i was rich i'd do heidi klum esque shit
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>>155094346
you'd fuck black guys?
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>>155094358
>american reading comprehension
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>>155094322
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>>155094358
She hasn't been married to seal in years, buddy.
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MY POWER MIY PLEASURE MY PAIN
>>
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>>155094423
my ex wife was a "photographer" there back in 2007
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>>155094322
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>>155094447
KEK
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got 2 more beers in this 12 pack might as well knock em out
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Bros i just heard about the ocarina of time remake. Might have to buy a switch 2 finally
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>>155094563
based. we don't look up guides here i sure didn't on my replay a few months ago.
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>>155092748
Was like watching a goal in slow motion, I knew it was going in once crossed back.
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>>155094571
eat rock candy
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Why do knights fans love slop and need guides for 30 year old games?
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>>155094577
mental retardation, of course
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>>155094423
Fun ride, was expecting his glasses to fall off.
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>>155094745
grumpycat isn't a psychopath tho (i think)
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>>155092748
Stop making for of the knights defending. The team has the best defense in the league by far.
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>>155094181
It should count if you can get the shot off in time
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>>155094765
>Stop making for of the knights defending
What?
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>>155094760
mcdavid has full immunity against psychos. consult the graphic.
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>>155094873
Yet he dosen't have the hockey autism to help the soilers get a cup, baka
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babcock will meet his match in evander kane once he signs back
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>>155094975
evander kane should be the next coach of the edmonton oilers
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>>155094924
he just needs more time
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>>155095102
He has needed to move to another team since yesterday.
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retards
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carter shart
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em won last night
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SOVL
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>>155095445
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>>155095445
Lewd
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The era of bussi supremacy is upon us
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furry ass transmonton niggas
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>>155095445
>>155095453
Kwba
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>>155095453
Coach on his lineup decision:
>the Fix is in
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>>155095699
how many swedes have you heemed in your lifetime?
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>>155093429
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=84-0+game+hockey

was that so hard?
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>>155095445
>>155095453
Canada's final form.
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>>155094058
for the good of hockey I hope Stevie lets him rot and humiliates him through the media
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>>155095149
not to the shit team you cheer for
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>>155095172
>Aho more points than Eichel
I didn't have that on my birthday card
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>>155095712
I'm not a Bonaqua-drinking brute.
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i found bulju's medal
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>>155095812
>Bonaqua
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Milly Dilly Updates (according to some homos on a TSN podcast)
>DAL, MIN, TB all teams that have a reached out

>Disagreed with the Bertuzzi Trade due to them being good friends on and off the ice but understood it was business

>Was unhappy with Detroit's inability to do anything meaningful towards the deadlines
>Didn't like management getting rid of Gostisbehere and Perron
>Bad working relationship with Yzerman, theyve rarely spoken in the last months
>Yzerman also wasn't happy with the gold medal celebrations
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>>155096010
He’s lame
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>>155096098
does he have a leg injury I don't know about?
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What's the best Canadian food?
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yes milly dilly wants the flames and only the flames
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>>155096247
butt
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>>155096098
Just like our dilly
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>>155096010
> Stevie here. Remember, I want a top 6 center, 3-#1's and a top prospect for this guy.
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>>155096010
Larkin should go to Columbus
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babecock is exactly what mcdavid needs
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>>155096247
Poutine
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>>155096247
tourtiere pie
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>>155096349
He wants to leave a shit team for retards not join one
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>you now remember connor bedard
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what could they possibly be talking about ?
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>>155096525
magic cards
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>>155096525
The biggest they've ever had
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>>155096468
hes doing it for johnny
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>>155096618
thats why hes going to the flames
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/hoc/'s morning anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCyGvGEtOwc
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>>155096686
business idea: statue of mitchberty
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>>155096693
Imagine the smell
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>>155096650
johnny ditched those fags in life and when that didnt get him far enough away he died
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>>155096728
once a flame always a flame
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>>155096618
Columbus murders their players
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eatin a sammich
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you can call this frozen pidser gary because its goin in the oven
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>>155096774
why would gary go in the oven
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>>155096800
>putting gary in the microwave
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>>155096810
why is gary being cooked at all?
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>>155096826
so you don't know
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>>155096836
no
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>>155096774
With pepperoni?
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fantastically smooth marner
things are looking up for the rusty peons if i'm reading the marner right
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>>155095718
the basketball version is just so much better. Hockey stats don't let you do any headcanon about what a team would have been like on the ice together
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>>155096741
top cuck behaviour
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I wish I was a Flamiac
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>>155097007
unfortunately everyone can't be born with a learning disability :(
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>>155097032
A Flamiac is a Flames maniac. Nothing to do with disabilities
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>>155096992
cope tranny
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>>155097073
youre the one cheering for someone to score on another team
like a cuck would
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>>155097081
i want the flames to win every game
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>>155092748
>NHL Europe
Gary has a surprise for us?
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>>155097172
more shitty eurotwink busts
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> Report: NHLPA in receipt of ‘significant’ additional claims not previously reported on Babcock in 2023
Marner was raped.
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you just know babcock is gonna overplay frederic
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>>155097172
Djurgården Royals coming in 2027
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I wish someone would bab my cock
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>babcock in 2026
soilers are desperate
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beautiful family
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>>155097457
Name one other veteran coach that's available right now
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>>155097704
scotty bowman
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>>155097704
disco dan
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>>155097682
kek i thought his hat said house monkey
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>>155097766
>house monkey
thats pk subban
>>
Red pill me on Roy becoming the coach for the leafs.
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>>155097704
D Sutter (he would never work for the oil though)
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>>155097704
Kris Knoblauch
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they should disown this dude
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>>155097704
Call vegas niggers and just hire Cassidy
What are they going to do about it?
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>>155097704
Walter Cup champion Ken Klee
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>>155097804
cry to gary
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>>155097682
why didnt she hug her bull first?
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>>155097682
the big black guy is trevor connelly's agent too
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what is torts thinking right now knowing he only has 2 games left behind an nhl bench? 3 franchise cursed and buried now. a 2nd round pick burned for nothing, a legacy defining coaches challenge that exposed him forever as a fraud and retard, and now hes being exposed by a career backup, when does this humiliation ritual end?
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>>155097884
we are only allowed off gary's wild ride once the cup is awarded
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gonna go do some yardwork and listen to 311 and smoke weed and worship my Flames
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>>155096654
based
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>>155097937
Stay hydrated!
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name a country that hasn't won the cup since 1993
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>>155096628
Game 5 is kind of must win at home for them.
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Who should they start in game 5?
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>>155097704
Ken Hitchcock
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>>155098064
all of them, the stanley cup tournament is not a competition of nations
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>>155098108
The calgary flames are the fire nation
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>>155098077
sharter
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>>155098122
fart
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is this book actually worth a read?
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>mike babecock (TM) and mcmeme on the same team
it's truly going to be /ouryear/ next i can already feel it
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>>155098132
It sounds rather homosexual...
>He also goes inside the dressing room to find out how attitudes of misogyny and homophobia continue to flourish, and speaks to former players who were forced to perform degrading acts of initiation in order to “be one of the guys.”
They are upset they were all found innocent and want to keep pushing believe all whores mainly.
Canada must stop men from enjoying sports etc.
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>>155095718
Fuck you too nigger
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>tfw 95F + 100% humidity and no wind
not gonna make it bros please send help
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>>155098194
>homophobia
when are libtards going to understand that saying the word fag has nothing to do with hating gay people? its just a word bro. no one actually hates gay people anymore, sure theyre ripe for humor but its all in jest
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>>155098176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qAY43n5fKs
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>>155098194
no way this guy played team sports growing up
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>>155098214
you dont get to use to the word since you are not part of the group
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>>155098194
>>155098214
>>155098246
>kiss me or you're gay
>okay now you have to hold my hand and tell me I'm pretty
>haha you actually did it you're gay bro
>get over here and let me tickle you
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>>155095718
bazinga!
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>>155098262
they always get me like this every time and i never learn
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>he never got to mess around with the boys in the lockerooms and do a bunch of elephant walk races, sauna golem, and games of Hide The Sausage
sad
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homoerotic lockerroom horseplay is unironically the biggest sign of heterosexuality. it demonstrates that you are comfortable with your sexuality, not insecure, and able to make fun of yourself. all hallmarks of a good teammate.
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Nah thats faggot shit
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>>155098380
t. closeted homosexual
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>>155097704
Jalonen
>>
You guys still doing that hand thing?
>>
One time in high school we convinced a kid to put bengay on his balls because it would be good for his sore thighs and hip
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>>155098408
yep! five knuckle shuffle all day long
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>>155098408
yep
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>>155098408
you finna know it
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>>155098458
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>>155098358
>IF I WAS GAY WOULD I SUCK THIS GUYS COCK SLURPSLURPSLURP
interesting argument
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>>155098116
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>>155098176
McDavid is training hard this summer
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>>155098538
Yeah and if you were straight you would have sex with women.
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>>155095718
basketball one is better, better ui and more intuitive
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>>155098558
sexuality isnt black and white
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>>155098558
can you read? the retard said being a gay fag in the locker room was extremely hetero. Fucking discount russian
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>>155098589
I don't want to know more
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>>155098607
It was just a joke man
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>>155098615
then sit in your box but dont try and push your ignorance on others
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>>155098358
But it turns all the women's hockey players gay somehow
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>>155098558
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>>155098655
that's because all women are inherently gay
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Not every post lands you just have to live with it and try again.
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>>155097884
>laffs
>>
dust yourself off and try again
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>>155098670
posters like you make me wish the reds just fully annexed you lot after the continuation war
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The pucks? Gotta keep them in deep
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>>155098677
We should make a new thread and try again
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>>155098692
Ok well uhh 51st state take that
>>
The Long Island Islanders
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The oilers bring Babcock would be the right move but don’t let Reddit troons tell you otherwise
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>>155096247
curry
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The Stockholm Fish (cuz they're swedish get it lol)
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>>155098692
>he doesnt know
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>>155098742
>holding on this hard to a fake tweet
awful
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>>155098750
no wonder why they lost
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>>155098753
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>>155098769
>follows up with aisloppa
awful
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>>155098750
With swedes you win
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if i lived that close to Sweden id be heeming at least 2 swedes a week
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>>155098777
OK saar
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i found the real tweet
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>>155098555
The maid option for gooners.
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>>155098676
and it turns out they are still in fact called marners lmao
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>>155098798
youre the one with images of brown people saved
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>>155098813
they arent
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>>155098820
>I am canacuckian, saar
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>>155098841
they are
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>>155098853
you really hate yourself enough to be brown
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>>155098884
jej
>>
just made some bomb ass potato salad bros, with extra mayonnaise
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How many hockey pucks does it take to stop a 50 cal?
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>>155098902
Yum
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Its Mens Mental Health Month, bros. What are you guys doing to check-in on yourself and your fellow bros?
>>
>>155098558
sharter fart did that and look where it got him
boys are for play, girls are for show
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>>155098944
I stared at myself naked in the mirror for 5 minutes today instead of the usual 20
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>one-timer
What a stupid term. What the fuck does that mean? Why is that shot from long range different than the other shots? Muh one timer , fucking cringe american casting sports as always
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>>155099104
its when your dad serves up your mom's hairy vag on a plate
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>be a soccer player
>kick the ball
>miss the net by 50 feet
>get credited with a shot on goal
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>>155099104
Retard
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>>155099104
>he thinks a shot from long range is a 'one-timer'
possibly worse than the other day when a yank thought Auston Matthews was Canadian
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>>155098944
masterbating to old high school year book pics. My buds are all in there so it is like we are forming a tri force.
>>
Old timer
>>
Why are you so butthurt? Cause the term one-timer sucks and you got called for it?
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>>155098944
I am constantly checking myself to avoid wrecking myself
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>>155098884
>be brown
Yes, like all canacucks, saar.
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>>155099192
I one timer'd your mom last night
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>>155099161
He looks like a jeet, so honest mistake.
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Just like joe rogan and daniel cormier ruin ufc with their commentary, so is the american commentary like 'onetimer' doing for hockey. I've watched inter miami games and know how americans commentators cast football and you hear some takes you could never hear from anywhere else in the world
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>>155099249
Thats why america is the greatest country in the world
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>>155099249
thoughts on the balding jewish woman?
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>The NHL is moving ahead with its investigation on Mike Babcock and events in Columbus as per NHLPA request.
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>>155099249
Un learn English then
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Guarantee you it'll sound better with european style commentary. We'd get rid of one-timer and shout "go-oooooooooooooooool" instead of "scores". How many times can you hear "scores" until it gets boring...
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>>155099281
Good chuds OUT
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>>155099326
but then we wouldnt get to hear jack edwards seething
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You defensive whiny farts
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>>155099221
I think it's usually "first-time shot" which is much clunkier but also not super relevant - a "volley," a first-time shot/one timer where the ball is in the air, is talked about much more
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Why can’t europoors understand this
https://youtu.be/8AvtwpGZQ8w?si=WgfJRXT_hqyBdP5B
>>
>>
>>155099351
you can watch swiss or german hockey leagues and they chant and sing in the stands like a soccer game
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>>155099374
Shut up geek
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>>155099392
Evegeni Malkin more like Evgettin Milked jaja
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>>155099407
A geek bites the heads off of chickens in the circus
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>>155099417
Shut up bitch
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yeah having some peanuts
>>
FlamesNationBros where we at
>>
>>155099547
KEK
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>>155099547
Beast
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>>155099209
>doesnt deny being brown
i knew it
also im white, like nhl stars
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>>155099547
how are the flames so based
i hope they git gud again
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>>155099578
OK saar
>>
bussi
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>>155099547
>she's not even a pornstar
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>>155099547
Why do trashy American women love the union jack?
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>>155099650
Thank you Gary
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>>155099652
they were touring europe
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>>155099650
I was not one of those people.
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>>155099745
And that gives her the excuse to use the bongs flag as panties ?
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>>155099652
She's not trashy, she's from the state of hockey
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>>155099650
gary really is never going to beat the dead puck era soul
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>>155098944
Going innawoods and fishing.
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>>155099650
>canes in both of the ones to break 5 mil
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>>155099781
>orange foundation
Dumpster trash
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>>155099161
beautiful hockey province of arizona
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>>155099620
sir*
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>>155099770
yeah
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>>155096774
we love jacy here
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>>155098944
I’m feeling a lot better and confident :)
I want to believe positive developments will come soon
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>>155099918
OK, saar
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>>155099650
Gary forces his interns to watch and whips them if they fall asleep
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>>155100004
true
>>
brewers vs athletics will there be a run scored in the first inning? yes @ 65c, good value there again.
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>after another deep playoff run
Kwab grok
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>>155100291
is the big titted brewers milf going to be there
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>>155097090
why are the Flames the most kino team? its crazy
>>
>>155097231
>he wus a big meanie head to a hawkey plawer wa wa wa wa wa wa
i hate all these faggots
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>>155100402
why? you are retarded that is why
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>>155100446
There's nothing wrong with being retarded
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>>155100402
its the takagi and chris effect
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>>155100470
yeah flames fans are alright
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>>155100503
I appreciate their wit
>>
Hola, mis amigos estadounidenses, ¿cómo están disfrutando del hockey?
>>
Frenchfags OUT
>>
La hamburguesa está fingiendo que es blanca!
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>>155100548
Didn't you have to learn Spanish in school?
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why don't you have a canadian gf?
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>>155100649
NTA but I learned German in high school
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>>155100651
i have a canadian wife instead
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>>155100651
i don't want anything canadian
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>>155100731
youre in the wrong general then friend
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>>155100766
its an american sport
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>>155100766
Isn't hockey an American sport?
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>>155099650
>Top 3 sun belt.
I love Gary.
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>>155099650
It's surprising a Canadian team made the list
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>>155100811
>>
>>155101058
>brownoid reveals himself as a tourist
jen
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>>155100276
OK Samir saar.
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>>155100293
>deep playoff run
>oudted by quacks
lmao
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>Samir mentioned. I'm down (xher esophagus).
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Se burlan de Samir porque no es blanco!
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>H-hey guys....can I be in the playoffs?
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>>155101488
he will be a cup winner just like tuuka rask
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>>155101488
Hitler this guy better be a total fucking waste of roster space if Shart, the only goalie in NHL history to give at least 4 goals every game of the SCF, is between the pipes tomorrow
>>
>>155101488
san jose sharks legend adin hill
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>>155101663
Jim Hitler was the coach of the Los Angeles Kings
>>
SSSSSSCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
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>>155101663
>canes
>pull their goalie after he becomes a choke machine for some tight bussi
>completely reinvigorates the team
>knights see this and leave sharter fart in the net
>becomes the first goalie in NHL history to give up 4+ goals in every finals game
I mean I don't blame them for trying one more game, but I think it's time to call it. if he's still there in game 5 then they may as well not bother with a game 6
>>
does anyone else have that dream where you're on a breakaway with an empty net but the puck weighs a ton and no matter how hard you try to wrist it in it won't move?
>>
Gotta make a move to a town thats right for me
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>>155101855
No my dreams are cooler than that
>>
i cut the knuckle of my main finger doing yard work now it hurts to bend it
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>>155101892
sounds like you hurt your pussy also
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>>155101892
>main finger
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>>155101892
we make brown people do all our yard work
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>>155101948
>paying poors to touch food you are going to eat
wow you certainly got me
>>
>>155101973
food grows at the grocery store idiot
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>>155101998
nah you subsidize farmers to pay browns with your tax money, idiot.
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>>155102036
you have to have a job to pay taxes though
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>>155102048
>blud thinks income tax is the only form of tax
lol
>>
blud1
>>
can we have a stella thread
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>>155101855
Yea, idk why that's a common thing being unable to move normally and weighted down in dream land sometimes.
One time I was just skating VERY slow, kwab.
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stella is stupid and i don't respect her
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>>155100797
>american sport
>>
Whose stella
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>>155102120
i also dont know because i never go on plebbit either
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I've had dreams where a snake or alligator is about to bite me but I wake up just before it does. What would happen if I didn't wake up in time?
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>>155102156
hopefully you die
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>>155102156
Sometimes the shock will, other times it won't and you throw down and fight.
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>>155102094
that's rude
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>>155102173
That's not very kind...
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>>155102214
you can sleep with his corpse
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>>155102222
Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today anon?
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>>155102238
nope, but if you woke up in a coffin id be ok with it
>>
I had a dream where laffs won the Cup.
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>>155102248
I'm not a vampire...
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>>155102222
morbid quads
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>>155102250
only babcock or quennville could pull that off
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>>155102281
you do suck a mean dick tho
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>>155102298
I've never done that
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>>155102323
its ok, you dont have to reveal your coffin secrets
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>>155102368
I don't have any secrets or coffins
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Lets go cuck time to cut these retards off
>>
its up, bros
>>155102407
>>
shan't
>>
oh my fucking god im not posting in that gay ass wolf flames thread cya tomorrow



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