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>Marina Ferrari, french minister of Sports and youth, who joined the French national team for lunch before the World Cup, saw fit to give the players stones said to have lucky and therapeutic properties.

>Macron, who visited Clairefontaine on June 2 to have lunch with the French national team ahead of the World Cup, had brought along Sports Minister Marina Ferrari. She had a surprise in store for her guests, that was as roaring as her name.

>After the speeches of the president of the French Football Federation, the coach, Didier Deschamps, and Macron himself, just as everyone was about to sit down to eat, the minister spoke up:

>“When, more than twenty years ago now, I ran my first election campaign, a supporter gave me a protective stone that has been with me ever since,” she recounted. “So, to bring you luck during this World Cup, I wanted to offer you, in turn, two stone stars—one made of blue jasper and the other of rock crystal. Blue jasper has energizing properties and gives you the strength to achieve your goals. Rock crystal reduces stress and anxiety, boosts self-confidence, and can alleviate muscle pain.” “Blue and white, just like your jersey,” she added, before suggesting that the players put the stones in their socks

We have the power of stones on our side. We cant lose. What chance do you even have to beat us?
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>>155094982
>Marina Ferrari
thats not a real name
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>>155094982
literally utter woke nonsense kek
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>Just put stones in your socks bro, it will help
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>foids
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>>155094982
Sovl. Also laughing at all the science goys ITT. bro astrology is real. Tarot is real. Crystals are kinda real.
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*throw it on vinicius*
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>>155095306
Omega based
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>>155095306
I believe it. Papu Gomez put a curse on Lo Celso in 2022 in order to steal his wc spot and it worked.
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why are leftards like this?
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>>155095306
Based
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>>155095463
Keep sucking jesuit cock materialistic reduccionistfag
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>>155095488
>instant digits
VERY based fellow German
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>>155094982
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*gives you a stone*
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>>155094982
>Marina Ferrari
>French
AI hallucination bullshit.
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>>155094982
It starts with power stones, then suddenly you have sideline orgone chambers. The french will lead us into the future



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