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dodgers
doyers
NATS!!1!
Baseball activities is great exercise
>>155095622Imagine if she shoved you to the ground and sat on your face...
>>155095631I can't. Because no girl would do that with me.
>>155095631how feeble are you?
just buttered up my hitch to my trailer first time only mirrors AMA
White Sox bros we're so back if only Ricky were still alive
>>155095691Do you think we were just born to suffer?
Go fuck myself
LET'S GO PADRES! OKP! LET'S GO PADRES! OKP!
>>155095622then why are they all fat?
>>155095706(You) were, my life is str8 cash homie
I CANT BELIEVE YOU RETARDS ARE GOING TO CONTINUE WATCHING BORESWING WHEN THE WORLD CUP IS PLAYING JUST A FEW MILES AT YOUR LOCAL HANDEGG STADIUM.
>>155095622>>155095631Ass is too big
>>155095783Soccer is faggot shit.
>>155095783Today is my only chance to watch Game 68 of 162 :D
>>155095804>TFYOU'RE HOSTING MATCHES YOURSELF. NOW BE A GOOD LEAF AND SUPPORT YOUR NATIONAL TEAM.
>>155095822He's a fat frog.
>>155095827I didn't ask for you fuckers to be here. Soccer is a EU sport and should stay in the EU.
>>155095847I WILL CONTINUE TO SHIT ON THIS "SPORT" UNTIL I RETURN TO THE UK FROM THE WORLD CUP. "AMERICA'S PAST TIME" IS THE GAYEST SHIT EVER.
>>155095869Lol, you could've watched it for free on the internet, but instead you choose to spend a shit load of money just to seethe about being in the US.Fucking lmao.
>>155093556Owners don't like seeing their $350m/11y guy batting 6th or lower, it's not a coaching decision.
>>155095769we get it, you're a pedophile who likes little boys
>>155095881>no pitchcomdropped
>>155095822truly enlightened post
>>155095830too many flies
>>155095881>throw the curve she's calling for>it bounces into her cunt>run scores>mfw
*methodically smashes each of your testicles for a combined 852 feet*
We lost yesterday :(
>>155096022hold still here comes another
>>155095885shhhjust let the retards with no rings in their city live out their fantasies of thinking they know about ball better than anyone else
yahoo! has better baseball discussion
>>155096022Yea /we/ are just handing the Mariners free wins
>>155095869Shut up, fag.
Just saw someone say Barry Bonds might not have taken steroids
>>155096059/r/baseball has better baseball discussion and a less aggressive captcha and spam filter
>>155096137he never knowingly took them. he took whatever his trainer gave him so he could be a good ball player
>>155096137that was barry bonds
You think their new owners will realize Niebla has perfected the AAAA pitching farm and make some good sales at the deadline? Mason would look good in blue and complete the parallel as NL's Varland. Plus, Miller Time would go hard in LA.
gm mariners nation, lotta ball today
>>155096081You had every opportunity!
>>155096364Yes but we pay those opportunities forward. And no matter how many times the Mariners bullpen refuses to lock up the game, will keep giving them a chance
RECKER ON THE GRID
>>155096599>Craig BiggioRemember when pooston wasn't a bunch of cheaters and actually cool?
>>155096617they jumped the shark when they joined the AL
>>155096645they need to be NL again and brewers need to be AL again
>>155096599reckini
No one in this thread could lay a bunt down off a major league fastball
>>155096799Why do you continue to post this whore on the retarded baseball threads when she'll be focusing and watching World Cup soccer at the stadiums?
>>155096799Wrong.
>>155096963Because it pisses off the Dane and I hate the Dane
>Mfw the typical /mlb/turd can't hit a curveball near me
im gay go mariners!
>>155097033I would strike a typical /mlb/turd out on 3 pitches. Slider outside. He feels like hes drowning. Curveball in the dirt of course he’s chasing it. Anime sucks kill yourself. And Bang 97 inside corner. Youre out. You were was always out. Youve been out since the day you were born.
never step between the gorilla and his potassium
good morning mariners nationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnwwlkUkALU
>>155097121Who cares, you're going watch the World Cup.
I’m a gay man who pretends to be female. Please fuck my ass. Go Cubs!
I just found out Shooter McGavin is a Chihuahuas fan.Doesn't change anything. I will still find and ass rape the El Paso Chihuahuas anon.
>>155097158Holy shit are you me?
Finally get to see Parker Messick, where the Guardbros at?
>>155097158
What do you guys think of the hot new top American prospects of this years draft like Vahn Lackey, Roch Cholowsky, Jackson Flora, and Ryder Helfrick?White people have no right to criticize, we’re just as bad as the blacks and latins with nonsense names. PROTIP: there are only like 20 acceptable names for a white male, and they’re all found in the bible.
>>155097229i fucked half of them, go m's
>>155095583I still remember those impossible to open plastic cartridge holders reeeeeee-D: good awoofternoon
warm weather forecasted today for SoCal
WHO'S READY FOR CARLOS RODON'S PERFECT GAME?!
>>15509726350/50 status?
>>155097484How do you live without proper cold season and fresh air?
MARTINEZ
stinkeepoos
>>155097566As long as you're not 20 miles inland and have a giant range of hills between you and Ocean, you get a nice on-shore air system. Also we only get 10 days of rain per year. Imagine 26c with 0% humidity, Muhamed. It's magical
>>155097534better than simian and lindor
>>155097645>simian
>>155097566whats the benefit of a proper cold season
>>155097484gm
>>155097534more like 13/50
>>155097645>>155097666And there it is
>>155097694you missed mine >>155097685
>>155097022Based
>>1550976852 rbi triple btw for chisholm
What is this Gordians defence?
indians kicking the ball around
>>155097722>>155097685Coward
JAZZ SWAG2 RBI TRIPLE
>>155097534eat shit faggot
jazzswaglol
BRING ON THE DOYERS...White Sox V Doyers for the World series 2026 LETS GO WHITE SOX LETS GO
Jazz’d
>O's 1 for 9 RISP yesterdaywhat are we, the fucking Blue Jays?
stunt on em lil jizzum stunt on em
>>155097808Almost. We don't have have umps rigging games for us.
Guardians Killer, Jazz Chisholm Jr.
if you're obsessed with me you need to seek helpi'm not gonna fuck you
kek, guards thought they had the next camschlittler with parker messick
>>155097879u got your own issues to worry about Dane
>>155097930me on the top left, go m's
>this causes people from Daneland to lose their minds with rage
>>155097930i fucked him, go m’s
>>155097879Are you a real Dane or some sort of American expat?
>>155097566because the mountains get cold and snowy. Just travel up to the mountains during for holiday.
im gay go m’s
I have faith... I have faith that Cringe Bresblow will be fired right after this Boston-Tampa series
This cracka is frying me
>>155097938>>155097944>>155097989so true kek
Should /mlb/ have a negro general like the mlb has the negro leagues?
i need the all bbc genny go m’s
>>155098023anything to get rid of the swampbeaner at this point
im gay go m’s kek
mmm miami bull trip with the misses in july go m’s
Its not morning but still coffee time
>>155097939That whore has nothing to do with baseball.
>>155098153>That whore has nothing to do with baseball.how bout now?
>>155097162excellent post. it's morsels like these that keep me coming back for more.
>>155098153Let's all focus on Rodon's pending meltdown.
>>155098203THERE IT IS!
>>155097566I live vicariously through watching Erik Grankvist videos
RODON'T
>>155098153Alysa loves baseball
>>155097966he lives around Orange County USA using a vpn
>>155098008split his crack boh
stankonian
It is my bday today. I wish it was the last one, but I probably have about 45 left. Keep on truckin /mlb/
kek stankeedoos
>rodoff
>>155098263Happy birthday bro
>>155098263try psychedelics. shrooms or dmt. can source yourself without much effort really
>>155098263happy bday bruv. try to enjoy them. they're not promised and you'll see them as the gift they are by powering through.
yanks going for the sweep
>>155098263
twisn
>>155098320stupid amount of homers in last night's game
>>155098263If you think about it life is a lot like baseball.
im gay go m's
im gay go marindoos
marindoo 'em!
Seattle Marinaters
marinsaars
marindians kek
Can't believe my Os are getting swept by a team with so many gay fans
indianfags what happened to kwan?
>>155098487He's not Indian, he's Chinese
why didn't he let it drop
>>155098503he’s indian, a gay indian! go m’s
>Cleveland>not giving up triples
>>155098503He was born in Cali, he is American
jizzbomb incoming
>>155098509>indians>baseball iq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
grisham'd
>>155098539known speed demon
Might see record setting amount of HRs tonight.
GRISHED
ballpark nachos are disgusting
JEETUH
>>155098584I can handle the retards, I can handle the spam, but this right here is CROSSING THE FUCKING LINE
volpd
if they approve my janny application i promise you will never see an alyssa image in this genny ever again
>>155098614
>larper me sickkek
>>155098598the fake nacho cheese fucking sucks, and the seasoned beef is gross.
KNOWN GUARDIANS MOLESTERPAUL GOLDSCHMIDT
>>155098614>NOOO YOU CANT POST HIGHLY PUBLICIZED ATHLETES ON A SPORTS BOARD... BECAUSE....WELL YOU CAN'T Face it, Alysa won
>>155098614Based. Isabros it's our time
stros have straight menmariners have gay menshould i keep going?
>>155098701the 'dians have the best baseball movie tho
Holy shit Yankee fans we get it. You don't like VolpeNo one bitches about being in 1st place more than these guidos
BELLI JAMSHOT DUBBACONTACT IS KING
>>155098701>Guardians have Yankee killer José Ramirez>Yankees have Guardians killers Paul Goldschmidt, Jazz Chisholm Jr, and Spencer Jones.>>Guardians put 5 on Schlittler in a lucky win, Yankees put 6 on Messick.>>Guardians took 2/3 last week, Yankees are sweeping them this week and popped champagne in Cleveland 3 times.>>Guardians had the best bullpen in the league last week, now the Yankees do.>>Should I keep going?why did you delete this, pussy?
>yakfag ip wipedKWAB
i'm gay go m's
identity theft is no laughing matterim a trans womango mariners
>>155098614target my other enemies also and we're copecetic
I'm a real woman. A real Mariners woman!!
noodle arm fagtony is a bust
guys I have a confession to makeYears ago a mariner chad fucked my oneitis and I cope by spamming /mlb/ with “im gay go m’s” and similar variants Sorry if the spam is annoying but it’s necessary for my healing process. I hope you all understand and can forgive me
blowman fagtony to the m's! he'll be the DCdesignated cocksucka
>>155098862how big is your penis?
BELLI GRISHDUBBA STEAL
>>155098874understandable. mariners fans make me deeply insecure as well
CABBY!
CABBY SLAP
Gay fish kek
JIZZ RBI
Jazz'd
>>155097997he's not that badpunting devers and not resigning bregman were good ideas looking at the state of those playersbawston has some kind of issue with player development because all their top prospects are busts or are made of glass like anthony
>>155098925buston red sux kek
>>155097997suck a dick faggot
>AHHH SAVE ME MARK WAHLB-
Posting pictures of a national tragedy in a mocking tone is mean
any bombston bulls wanna meet on lansdowne street for a quickie? go m’s
>>155098960>national tragedy2 retards and a Jewish kid died; it's far from a tragedy.
>>155098932not cool
>>155098263Happy Birthday, anon. Life has its ups and downs, maybe you're just in a slump right now, maybe a dinger could snap you out of it, or just getting the bunt down if you've gotta. Might be at 2 strikes, but you can still battle back buddy, drive up the pitch count of life and sometimes good things happen, and even if you don't get the hit you had better go down fuckin swinging man, lot better than just window shopping. I know we talk a lot of shit around here but I still wish the best for most of you guys, I know there's always going to be a couple other retards here who might wanna talk with me for a bit.
>>155098932very cool
>>155098970what should it be called
>>155098982you can’t get a rotating proxy banned m’scuck
>>155099005a national treasure, fuck boston lol.
>>155098614that's not how it works jannies don't even have the ability to remove posts they can only report them to the actual mods who get pissed if the jannies annoy them too much in their irc
*rotates on yo non azzie stankin ass*
Damn did the Yankee namefag really get nuked?
i got this tech from the 'cord, you can't stop me lol, i'm gay go m's
>>155099056sorry about your oneitis bro that’s rough
>>155099047What’s it like being a retarded permavirgin?
>>155099056for me it was beating down the '23 barve 'cord
>>155098614I just told the head janny you said this and he was very upset about you having ulterior motives
>>155099047It's like you enjoy being a retarded pervert.
>>155099047bugger me arse
janny here, how’s everything?
No one here makes fun of 9/11 so we should not make fun of the Boston Marathon bombing, which was arguably worse
>>155099100i'm gay go m's!
9/11lol
>>155099116julio’s no hate zone brotha!
>>1550991222nd funniest thing I've ever seen
Benny Barrels adds another hit to the statsheet.
>>155099122not cool
>yourdone fagvarezwhat it like getting cucked by a yankee mvp since 2017 lol
>>155099116Is there anyone itt that HASNT been cucked by a mariners fan???Those bastards need to pay
2nd playoff bye soon.
kek they thought they could bait me into filtering myselfim gay go m's
im a girl, a mariners girl!
>ban chief wahoo>most of the fans still show up in chief wahoo gear
>>155099178What's that now? 2 playoff byes in 50 years?
We need to do something to stop these mariners dickheads from fucking everyone’s girl
mariners fucked my t girl
hide your t girl, m'scucks are blowing out their o rings
the boston baby sox
i fucked your t girl and blew out her o ring, go m’s
go damn it's hot outside wtf
All Alysafags on /mlb/ should go watch World Cup divegrass.
>witnessing unchecked mental illness every thread
uncheck this bussy go m’s
mmm black bvlls for my wife go m's
im a sissy! a mariners sissy
i'm gay go m''s
>The Yankees long reliever/multi-inning guy threw a complete game a few years agoNobody is stopping the Yankees, they have too much depth.
Age 35 season btw
>>155099267please stop fucking anon’s oneitis bro im begging you
nobody is stopping me from fucking gay sissies,im too deep in their bussies, go m's!
>>155099224Anon... the bye has only existed 4 years now.
right here right nowthere is no other place I'd rather beright here right nowwatching mlbeeeeewake upfrom penectomygo m's
>>155099343
>>155099366that doesn’t make any sense, just stick with im gay go m’s
>>155099355ok so surely the m’s have made a world series appearance with 50 years of experience right?
i got a penectomy go m/s
>>155099343he's juicing to protect himself from all the injuries he's had. mlb doesn't care to ding him since his career ends soon
>this is what mariners being first in their division does to /mlb/ I'm just gonna say I don't get it. Is this the new "please fuck my ass"?
>>155099343Muncy is overall terrible though, he’s like an Aaron Judge type of player.
There are some straight mariner fans who are white men
please fuck my mariner ass
>>155099404new look glorihOle’s status?
>>155099381you miss all the shots you don't take
please fuck my mariners ass
Do you pronounce it "marr'inner" or mariineer"?
>>155099427Desu it's much worse than this for us
>>155099437marinsaaaaar
troondians kek
>>155098932
marinerds eternally seething kek
faggotiners kek
I heard the padres manager got into a heated argument with the fans
>>155099405he's probably the most valuable 3b in terms of what he earns relative to what he produces on the field
>>155099466
Troondians swept at home kek
That was some horrible baserunning by HedgesGreat pick by McMahongg Indians
Gg EUdians.
>>155099538best thing about the sux being shit is banana picker keeping a low profile. he was ramping up and high with expectations during the past offseason.
Witt is lapping foolshttps://x.com/i/status/2064731860890968204
>>155099611>banana pickerkek>high expectations in the offseason sux fans are actually this retarded, picrel.
>>155099634MVP season?
>>155099634He can’t hit righties
>>155099661Probably. Looking like an 8 WAR performance. Now we just need to make sure Ohtani doesn't rob the Cy Young while pitching 4 innings a game
>>155099689don't make the bad the enemy of the good
>>155099706Shortstop WAR is fake
>>155099717whatever. I thought Tulo was a beast and Witt already leagues better than Tulo ever was.
>>155099693he's been averaging over 6 per outing the problem is he only pitches once a week
>>155099742Elly mogs both, Lindor behind Elly.
>Os starting Tyler Oneil at DHBut he doesn't hit anything. Why would you do this?
>>155099772kek dumb flyover1. Tulo2. Derek Jeter3. Francisco Lindor4. Elly De La Cruz5. Jimmy Rollins6. Ozzie Smith7. Bobby Witt Jr8. Mookie Betts9. Trea Turner
>>155099838He’s a Ben Rice level defender
>>155099772Elly is more likely going to be this era's version of Puig, albeit with a better head on his shoulders. A lot of godly skills that never quite comes together the way everyone hopes it will.
Oh yeah, my Chadres are back(we scored on a pitcher with a 6ERA)
>>155099848Mookie is the best on the list. Witt and EdLC have a chance to be. Lindor will also probably end up past Jeter.
>>155099848Wander Franco mogs all of them
>>155099920I’m not sure why I included Mookie since he doesn’t even play shortstop anymore but that’s why he’s low.
>>155099941wat
>>155099941he only plays ss now. that will probably change sooner rather than later. by best, I meant overall career/skillset.
>>155099873I sort of agree. He’s certainly got everything going for him. I can’t see too many negatives in his game. He’s a total athlete.
My NATS might just sweep this series
>>155099409I’m one of them (assigned female at birth tho)
>>155099972>>155099978Oh that’s good to hear, I love the versatility. I’d like to see more games at short though. He’s been in the outfield for a while.
>>155099511Kek @ all the AL West teams having the easiest schedules because they get to play each other
why does the american league only have one good team (the rays)?
>>155100051It’s especially intriguing because it’s considered a wide open division. They’re going to be doing the AL East music chairs soon.
>>155100037gg quality also. what he's been able to do doesn't get a lot of attention because everything else going on in the game but it's as impressive as anything anyone else has done in the past 2 seasons.
>>155100084why does the al west only have shit teams?
>>155100084the mets* after relocating to buffalo and realignment
>>155099838The mariners strategy of putting your worst hitter at DH is starting to catch on
M bros, I think we are getting rained out tonight
>>155100129wtf is this little league shit? get a real stadium with a roof
The Orioles are a good team. I don’t care what the standings say.
>>155100129erm, just close the roof?
>>155100144Camden Yards has more soul than T-Mobile Park (and rain), but yeah.
>roided negress on my screen>"that was something that no one had ever seen before, ever"thanks espn
>>155100168The team is bi polar. Some stretches we look unbeatable and other times we are complete trash
Freddie Freeman had his first career hit in 2010.
>>155100224he looked different before the roids
>Mastrobuoni called up>Bliss sent down>Brash back on ILbruh
Freddie Freeman came out scorching in 2020 setting the tone for the MVP run that followed…
>>155100224>>155100238he kinda looks like buzz from home alone
>>155100265Why the fuck would they send down Bliss and not Wisdom?
Freddie Freeman’s game six home run in the 2021 World Series helped put Atlanta on the doorstep of a championship celebration.
>>155100265>>155100351Apparently Mastrobuoni is out of options so that's why.
>>155100356https://youtu.be/a9MF5bvHl5c?si=HGSDBS0KrSVuhQfI
>>155100351Is the Seattle team made up of black strippers?
I wish Freddie were a Met
Freddie Freeman ended game one of the 2024 World Series with the walkoff grand slam, giving the series an unforgettable opening statement.
I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
>>155100420https://youtu.be/jrDacPNWBGA?si=gffHLdP_Nd5Dd6Kr
>>155100420MUNCED
I'm a boy! A Cubs boy!
>>155100394you're putting in some fine work around here
Why no lingerie baseball league?
>>155100450hello>>155100502hey
>>155100567hi
>>155100408so does he
>>155100567*kisses you*
As a cubs girl, I think mariner girls are cuter
why are you gay
>>155100601He doesn't want a shot to play in the final game of the season?
>>155100642who's the pretty lass in the background
now THIS is based ball
Freddie Freeman reached 2500 career hits, another landmark in a career built on consistency and loud contact.
>>155100691>baseball but a reddit animeno thanks
>>155100736https://youtu.be/3JTyXlHpaBo?si=WUNQh9U7FAzEWDiP
>>155100394Irritatingly good post.
You think Craig Stammen lies awake in bed regretting taking the job?
>>155100736unfortunately, none of the guys who are even realistically in range of getting 3000 are likely going to get it. Tuve and Freddie are too behind and too old unless they play well into their 40s(and with Freddie's injury history, he likely won't) and Manny is hitting like shit now even though he is the most likely
bunt in san diego
gg Indians. Good luck the rest of the way.
Do banana ball stats count in the record books?
>>155100691holy BASED
>>155100823José Altuve is going to play for at least another decade.
>>155100934I believe it. Short people age less
>>155100864>Do banana ball stats count in the record books?thats a racist and not needed way to refer to the negro leagues. but yes, they do count.
>>155100962no...NO!!!
>>155100945He’s healthy and doesn’t miss much time at a demanding position. Once he starts going down that path of injury they can slot him to 1B/DH, which Freeman is already at.
Going to Burger King. You guys want anything?
>>155100983A McChicken
>>155100983nah, already got the BOGO burger bowl from Five Guys
>>155100691Holy shit that's both gay and retarded
>>155100983Can you get me a crown?
>>155100983double double animal style, seasoned curly fries, and an oreo mcflurry.
I can't remember did the Padres win last night or the Resd?>>155100983yeah
>>155101024fat fuckI respect it
>>155101024
>>155100691the fuck is the point
>>155100962Humorous post
Fast food is bad for you
>>155101064I never got why it's so popular. I had it in LA a few years ago and it was alright. Five Guys is much better and your local diner is probably better too. I guess it's good that it's cheap
>Singer strikes out Song
>Singer vs Song
>>155100564It’s called banana ball
Duran!
>>155100983I want a blowjob. Completely unrelated to the BK Lounge, but I want one.You gonna give me one?You gonna gimme that mouth pussy?
My tied for first place White Sox <3
the top of the padres order is contributing, i think we're officially back
>>155101090>>155101092'jak em
>>155100564Imagine Recker in a bikini
>>155101087It's popular cause it's ubiquitous, consistent and affordable.
>>155101117
>>155100691Banana ball ain’t gonna last much longer, there’s only so many quirky ways you can catch a baseball and throw it to first base. Surely even retarded southerners will eventually get tired of watching them bounce the ball between their legs, catch balls behind their backs, and do backflips after every play
>>155101140Sounds like ur mum lel
>>155101210You underestimate the retardedness of southerners at your own perik
>>155101253*perilFuck. Fuck guys. Fuck. Now I gotta do it.Now I gotta get on my knees and take you in my mouth.Fuck.I'm gonna be mouth-raped.Fuck.*sighs**gets in knees**puts hands on your belt buckle while looking up at you*Well... let's get this over with...
>>155101132What would Recker look like in a bikini?
>>155101284no one born after 1935 has ever walked on the moon
>>155100691>>155101210>pitcher catches ball>tries to think of cool new way to throw it to first base>cant think of anything>uh I guess I’ll just… throw it underhand? That’s funny, right?They’re just going through the motions at this point
>>155101310That changes with Artemis 3!
im gay go ms
>>155101310No one has ever walked on the moon without Richard Nixon being president.
>>155101331torrential downpour happened decided to watch it from the front porch invite dog to join me thinking she won't bolt had to take her on a ride to restore order hear that tidbit on the radio had to share
i'm m's go gay
>>155101331wait I thought that was like 4 or 5?
Anyone have any unique ballpark experiences they want to talk about?>be me>2016+1>sitting back, maxxing and relaxing>about to watch my MARINERS win a baseball game on a cool summer evening>a dude and his chick sit in the same row as me, a few seats down>no worries, it's a packed stadium and as many people as possible should enjoy the game!>bottom of the third, M's down by one run>hear this chick whisper to her boyfriend "time to toot!">watch out of the corner of my eye as she stands up and shimmies her jean shorts off her plump derriere and down her skinny little frame>bends forward slightly at the waist>emits a sharp "toot!">fellow fans chuckle>watch people all throughout the section standing up, unbuckling belts, sliding pants to the floor>my ears are suddenly filled with the sounds of errant tooting, some windy and long, some squeaky and short, others release a low, grumbling roar>the rank waft of gas passes by me, I crinkle my nose but don't want to be rude>the tooting eventually evolves into a "call and response" sort of game between the participants>I keep my seat and focus on the game, despite the incessant noise and smell of lads and lasses raucously evacuating their asses>the chick next to me notices that I'm not participating>waves, holds her finger to her lips, silences the crowd>I pretend not to see what's happening>as she stifles giggles and the crowd shouts encouragement, she backwards bunny hops my way>points her cacaphonous keister at the side of my head>I hear a full throated "TOOT!" as hot air blasts my face>mfw
>>155098263Happy birthday fren! <333
Can a balmer anon give us a weather update? Will my mariners be playing today or is there double header hype for tomorrow?
im a faggot go mariners
>>155101414>taking the time to color in the desert areas of a shitty ms paint EarthNeedlessly based image
>>155101424its raining men, go m's
its raining men go ms lmao
>>155098263Happy birthday anon. You'll always have frens here on /mlb/
>>155101424DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERSDEVELOPERS DEVELOPERSDEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
any balti anons wanna give me a golden shower after the rain delay? go m's
its raining my cum on your oneitis go m’s
>>155100691eur*poors wills never understand or experience such sovl
>>155101389I don't remember Trcky Dick being there to help celebrate Gibbie's walk off homer
>>155101424No idea honestly they played it the other day when it rained a few hours mound was still soaked too same as batter box and stadium, other times just the appearance of clouds causes cancelling o.o
i wish it was raining cum right now, go mariners
Which team will Acuña Jr. be playing for next season?
how are the Nats such an offensive juggernaut? how are the giants this bad?
the way kids stick out their tongue for snowflakes i do the cum like that ahhhhhh go m’s
>>155101567He will join his brother on the Southside. JK we're DFA'ing his ass.
>>155101567what a career hew could have if he wasn't a ticking timebomb. glad the barves are the ones that have to pay him.
message to my wifes bull: i suck dick with the ice and mix it with the spit go mariners
How do we feel about Stammen leaving King out there?
>>155101573quit horning in on my turf
PTI is about to talk about the White Sox.
The lack of any attempt on the part of the mods and jannies to reign in the gay M's posters feels like a digital version of defensive indifference.Also, whatever they're paying the jannies is too much
>>155101608It's only $10 million to buy him out. $20 million for H. Shit Kim, that's chump change!
>>155101667Popes blessing confirmed real, south siders are actually relevant in current day :3!
>noah schultzno wonder the giants aren’t batting, he’s à schlittlerian pitcher.
WAAAAAAAAAAH MOOOOOOOODSim gay go ms lol
are we giving out free penectomies around here now?
>>155101734falseflagging mariner sissy
at least I chipped in with a possible new word to add to the rotation
>>155101729I am going to find you, gay M's anon. And when I do, I am going to lay you on your back and fuck your ass. Watch your eyes widen in shock as my mammoth cock enters your ass. Listen to your pleas for mercy turn to yelps of pleasure as I absolutely annihilate your prostate.You'll hear me scream as I inject your guts with my juice, and you'll probably pass out from pleasured delirium. A hot load of my cum enters you with massive force. Millions of my polliwogs swim around your insides searching for an egg to fertilize - a fool's errand. All that is is the tight sphincter of my unwilling prize.I lean back to admire your gape. heh... time for round two!
LET'S GO PADRES! N-V-P! LET'S GO PADRES! N-V-P! LET'S GO PADRES! N-V-P!
any fellow gaycucks /here/? go mariners
>>155101667They're just going to say they'll sweep the Braves, which is probably true.
>>155101764Need I forget to mention: Go Mariners!
>>155101764gayriners kek
So do cubs fans transition to white sox fans now?
ITS TOO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE!!!I HATE SUMMER!!!
>>155101667>>155101786that show is still on? is in from studio or are they doing it remotely still?
>>155101817You hate summer, eh? Okay pal. But let me guess, you love taking miles of cock up your faggot ass, eh?
It rained cats, dogs, and horses in Chicago for like an hour just now, but I don't believe it will affect the Braves-Sox game.
reddit sent me to tell you guys that im gay go m’s
>>155101817My state is bipolar as fluff one day it's 100+ next it's colder than a witches titty.
>>155101820They are very rarely in studio at the same time, but they still use it.
>>155101842Sox are on the southside of the Raq.
I need an afillin'
>>155101684>whatever they're paying the janniesOhoho you sly dog
>>155101842Would be best if it rained HOT JIZZ inside my mouth and assGO KNICKS!
>>155101817after the penectomy operation I am less prone to heat flashes and also perspire less when I prance about outdoors'stros
>>155101853What do witch tits feel like?
im gay go ‘ners
>>155101532He was a big baseball guy.
>>155101880Bags of witches brew
I'm going to comiskey park this weekend for all 3 games. what am I in for?
>>155101859is Reali still affiliated with it? I hate espn but I liked PTI and Around the Horn back in the day.
Aroldis Chapman just got traded to the Braves.
>>155101880bags of ice
>>15510181778° here... for now
>>155101817IDK where you live, but it was 90° and 100% humidity where I live today, and I will still take that over a typical winter day.
>>155101908KWAB
>yfw
Poodrepacos thought that was gone kek
>>155101908This is fake news.
poodle problems
>>155101903I haven't seen him. ATH got canceled at the start of the year.
>>155101929is Tatis still sitting on 1 dong?
>>155101921the least stinky turd among all the turds
ablowdis gaaapeman just got traded to my bbc bvlls collection, go mariners
>Marine layer kills the flyball at Petco ParkMove the Padres to Ramona.
>>155101957Yeah he’s sitting on my dong as we speak
MATT CHAPMAN
>>155101947figured ATH was gone. they'd been looking for ways to not pay writers for years.
why are mariners fans like this
>>155101975no wonder he's underwhelmed
EEEEEEUUUUUUUGENIOOOOOOOOOOOO
sit on this bussy, go m’s
>>155101994kek
>>155101921Just wait until the White Sox have to play the Yankees too.
RAFAEL DEVERS
>>155101975CACA!EL NINO CACA!
Marin-ACK-io
The padres are so terrible ffs
MLB should play God Save the King before every game to appease the Bong visitors during the World Cup.
>>155101917use dew point, % humidity is meaningless
EAT MY ASS AT THE *BALL* GAMESPREAD MY CHEEKS FOR THE CROWDTONGUE PUNCH MY ASSHOLE AND STROKE MY COCKFUCK ME HARD UNTIL IT'S HARD TO WALKOH WE'LL ROOT, ROOT, ROOT FOR THE YANKEESAS I CUM I'LL SCREAM OUT YOUR NAMEFOR IT'S ONE!TWO!THREE PUMPS I CUM!AT THE OLD BALL GAME!!
>2 HRs and a walk in SFget that bum outta there
>>155102024unironically want Haiti to win it all fwiw
>>155102025shut the fuck up
>>155102001another player that couldnt wait to spoil the faggotiners pennant dreams
>>155102024How about we kill all the male bongs and rape all the women bongs, huh? How about that you piece of shit? What do you think about that, bitch? Huh? How would you like it if I fucked you?
mmm haitian bvlls for my collection go m's
>>155101994I don’t get it
>>155102041I love Geno but he's none of those guys.
nu>>155102027>>155102027>>155102027
>>155102069neither did he
>>155102040no
