>>155096029Pokemon
Shit thread
honestly? hespect
any rumors?
Topuria vs Josh Emmett. You don't see people talking about that one very often.
>>155096029fucking hell, /knuck/ won again.
>>155096077>only guy to go to a decision with Topuria was a 38 year old swang and bangerhmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
dogshit thread
>>155096069Kyle Daukaus has got that dog in him. Bo has been flaunting that JP Morgan white boy energy instead of that wigger energy right before his brutal head kick victory. Team Bo have led him astray.
>YOURE A PUSSY >YOU DONT TALK WHEN IM AROUND >CATCH THESE HANDS ON THE STAIRS OR ELEVATOR >I DONT CARE >ILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU LIKE A BEAR
>ynr all the fake wannabe hardcores hating on hokit before the derrick fight
Hating Hokit is the ultimate cazzie test.
>>155096077BAGOOOOOOOOSH
The USA is so starved of entertaining MMA personalities that they'll chama Hokits nuts. Horrific!
>>155096173UK is starved of champs with working eyeballs
>>155096173Colby's reheated nachos. You hate to see it
kek heemed that bong freak
>>155096182Tom Aspinall is polish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNVFOFJO5J0
>>155096173Mad bitch!
my only takeaway from the hokit situation is what the fuck was curtis blaydes doing
Hokit wonks me the fuck out.
for me?it’s the Down Vatohttps://youtu.be/mD2qUmHznqM
Boxing is chest. Excuse me. Boxing is checkers and MMA is chest.
Media day has lopes. What does he have to say of interest?
Some compare apples and oranges but I compare mma and ufc. Two similar products with very different results. Come inside and take a journey down ufc vs mma and the subtle nuances associated with each product, along with first hand accounts from some of the UFC fighters and mma fighters.
checkers has punches but no kicks I think
I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I'll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week.
>>155096339levels
WECANNOTFOLLOWTHEM
>current UFC middleweight champ exiles with real boxing strategychest and checkers
Cooking with Tito
I doubt that Silva guy beats Franklin for the belt
whatchu know about my guy steve garcia
Jerry Garcia fighting at the White House
Honestly? Nothing
>white house card >Box is above heem in the catalogue How the fuck did Dana manage to fuck up this bad President Trump will never forgive him for this
>>155096411Steve “Sandy Hook Truther” Garcia. He’s a good dude, he will fuck that Lopez kid up.
>>155096412Trumps too busy trying to find a way to declare martial law. Keep your eyes peeled for fireworks at Freedom 250!
Strickland was unbanned from the WH card, they will probably false flag him as a mass shooter when he shows up
>>155096424they will have a fireworks display, maybe a psyop. give me a gaethje win via decapitation similar to the stuff you guys get in the uk
>>155096437Strickland is the definition of all bark and no bite. Big ol pussy and that makes anyone he has beaten a bigger pussy
>>155096437Volk has alluded to it involved gane
>>155096457>I just post and ghost I don’t read the comments>Posts shit like thisZesty homo ass nigga Rogan
heem it
Thinking about Gane
>>155096437>32 secret service agents found jabbed and teeped to death in close proximity to the White House
I'm rewatchin Garth vs Paddy and man Paddy is really pillow fisted
>>155096559He was half dead in there, he was on all kinds of antibiotics
Paddy is a grappler
Stephen A Smith is the great kind in mixed martial arts
>>155096568he should stop eating like a pig man, I'm 100% sure he has an eating disorder, these weight cuts are gonna kill him
Krusty krav pizza
Gane in 60 seconds
>>155096809
The white house cage looks sick I predict there will be the first death in the octagon in there
IM GONNA HAVE A GROUP OF MIMES KIDNAPP DERRICK LEWISTHE THINGS THEY ARE GONNA DO TO HIM WILL BE UNSPEAKABLE
They should remake La Haine but with Gane as the three main guys
50 SUCCESSFUL DRUG TESTS PASSED
>>155096559has a iron chin though, I thought for sure he was gonna try to take Gaycheese to the ground but he stood for most of the fight never really going for a shoot. Really the whole fight is just two retards trying to heem each other.
hokit leans in to the retarded character so hard i think it's incredibly ironically funny now
*calls you out in my post fight interview*How do you respond?
>>155096987*retweets a funny SpongeBob meme 5 hours later*
*ducks*what now?
>>155096987
>>155096951I still remember Nojewski claiming he never was involved in USADA or had any influence in USADA after functioning as the USADA UFC rep for years on end.
>>155096987A bit rude innit
Beautiful day for a dip in the wheelie bin innit
>>155096029Lucario would heem all of the UFC
>>155096987i must rape you now
>>155097145Grown ass man talking about Pokémon
garth gonna throw a leg kick first strike in the match and get intercepted with a boxing combination which will end with Ilia by KO in around 10 seconds
Did Jon Jones even get an invite
>>155097185truth be told, I don't play Pokemon anymore. Lucario is just hot.
Mimes doing unspeakable things to derrick lewis this weekend
>>155097196How did you get like this?
the headkick that got porier will be there for goyrthjai herbert almost ended ilias run with one headkick, he just doesn't train for them
>>155097213Smash Bros Brawl. How about you?
Ilia should have a clause in his contract where he isn't allowed to heem in the first two rounds shit isn't fair for the fans
>>155097238Ilia wont heem it will be a submission win this time. putting mony on it
>>155097219two different headkicks retard
>>155096182I forgot about Bizbong... Brits do make it a habitThank you for opening my eyes
Ruffy would turn Ilia into a wrestler
>>155097300garth would finish emmet and jai in half a round bro
steve erceg vs lucario
heeminder ilia put all his skill points into punching and wrestling and zero in kicking
OI M8 ME FOOKIN LOOKERS YOU POKED RIGHT IN ME LOOKERS
ilia? put him kaue fernandez
me peepers! Dad, quick, record some members only content!
Beautiful game plan gaycheese
the securooti aint never even heard of this nigga! KEK
heeminderIlia felt the need to defend Alex from Hokit when Alex couldn’t give less of a fuck. He also likes to give men roses, pretty sus if you ask me b
Revolting faggot freaks
Ilia has concluded his funeral service for Justin.
>>155097341he gets fucking chinned by emmett. doo got wobbled by chandler.
>>155097392nothing wrong with kissing your dad.
>>155097387Are you saying ilia got his ass defiled by Poatan?
>>155097219>last time Garth won via head kick a certain Alex Pereira just made his debut in a new division in the co-main and Derrick Lewis was also on the card
>>155097387That was Ilia trying to involve Alex because Josh mentioned his divorce. Ilia also used Alex as a barrier between him and Josh. He's a small man with small hat tendencies.
Ilia has bottom energy
Hokit army stand the fuck up
>>155097536>Kippa on ya m'rica! AM I RIGHT /heem/ ?!!
Ilia wore the flat cap. He's fucked.
If I was at tomorrow’s press conference, I would give the president the middle finger in front of everybody
>>155097392But enough about your family. Let's talk about heems.
>>155097621you wouldn’t do shit, I bet you’d even shake Trumps hand with a smile
Put Poatan 2-3 eyepokes and forget
This is the fucking come-to-Jesus moment.
>>155097674Pooptan is not a complete bum like Troonmala. He won't walk into Gane's hands with his chin up in the air and his eyes closedReality is that AGPspinall poked xherself in the eye since xhe likes being penetrated by black objects i fear....
Ciryl Gane is basically the Mahoraga of mma. Pretty good but gets heemed by the GOATs. Poatan win this weekend.
Uh uh, chama slide so smooth
it's his turn
How would Machoke do in UFC BJJ?
>>155097783Pretty good, but I’d suspect he’d have trouble like Gane who has Special Attack.
still have no idea how obi got up after lesnar F5 him trew d announcer tble
>>155097826Kill yourself.
>>155097853What if he actually did that after you said that? How would you be able to live with yourself?
We need you to humble Alex Periera champ
>>155097739I don’t know what any of that means
>>155097873Sorry unc. That’s a reference to Jujutsu Kaisen.
jones
>>155097883>Who are to tell me to be humble?
find you a nigga that can do both
>>155097899You should hang yourself tranny
*takes the throne*
His balls are gonna be hot
>>155097946>>155097960care to extrapolate? is there a forehead involved?
BEASTSGOYTHJE IS FUCKING DEAD
>>155097969Topdaddy is looking good, no wonder pigslam is ducking
>>155097969did you just take a pic of some gay guy on the sidewalk? I hope you asked for permission at least.
>>155097969looks like a miniature Schaub
I think Gaan will expose Peirea. Due made a career of fighting the same guy he best two/three times after to pad his record. For example he gets lucky and matches a chinlet, KOs him, then chinlet thinks it's a fluke and wants a rematch, Perieta takes the rematch and then instead of trying to KO him just leg kicks him to a decision and wins from forward pressure. Chinlet guy is now like ok wtf was that I can beat him surely a third time and by then Pereira pretty much knows how to win, literally anyone can do that. It's not impressive. Dana protected him and never matched with grapplers for his first few fights. Khabib tier run overall. Due already wants to retire just when there's new competion like Hokit.
>>155097815Machoke is 4'11 155lbs according to my Pokedex. Musumecci would own him.
>>155097969christiane f permanently ruined handkerchiefs on the neck for me, can only think of detlef getting sodomized when i see "men" wearing them when before they reminded me of small dogs like jack russells gay ass ilja
nah this nigga pulled out the pokedex
>>155097969vicious fucking killer aura
>>155097969Genuinely thought that was Schaub
where's jack yadong?
>>155098033its lowkey giving fergie
>>155098102in many ways boston is the brazil of usa
Hespect.
hespect my nuts on your face pal
Dream believe and make it happen!
If young metro don't trust you I'm gon shoot you.
picogrammolly picogram
Anyone here ever shot blood out of their anus? I haven't but I can imagine it must be scary.
you get used to it
A chick bit my meng once and I pissed blood for a couple days
>>155098216It's insane how many of my posts have imprinted on you.
>>155097969Too much aura for one card
>>155098260hope you left her in worse condition
>>155098299Don't worry, I gave her HIV AIDS
i once took a shower after i had taken a huge dump and there was speks of red on the floor near my feet when i looked down which was scary for me, but imagine wha it must like to be GSP (former welterweight and middleweight champion) who loves every day like that
>loves every day
tawkin bout seein red b
>>155098280Heavyweight pereira doesn't look motivated, he looks like he is thinking about food and his afternoon siesta
Homie I love myself and my life.
Here comes my chinese rug!
I'm fuggen seeing red flags!
>>155098341My posts REALLY stick with you, don't they?
Ilia fight week
>>155098043Nah fuck that
O HORAAY SUCCESS!
>>155098375this dude has sugar in his tank
>>155098375I like his energy!
>>155097883Former champion now chimping out. You can take the title off the chimp but can’t take the chimp out of the champ
>>155098375He loves that meat!
AM I RIGHT HEEM
Drod was on JRE kek who's next Joe pyfer
>>155098488unfathomably based and dudepilled
You guys still doing that hand thing?
There is chapters to any good story and Tom will win it
>>155098488Bodied that tranny freak
>4 days leftIdk if i can wait that long....
>>155098596Woodchipper?
Imagine how hot Derrick's balls will be at 89°F with 70% humidity
>>155098488>didn't even deny itMajor story loss.
ilia is mentally shook new Pereira gram post shows him moving slower than gloverbetting everything on goyji and goyne
>>155096494chill you hungry?
>>155098626BBChipper
>>155098667>folks
>>155098497
Would be epic if President Donald sat in a elevated gold throne for the fights just to make trannys seethe
>>155097445Look into it
Justin GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GWAH GWAH GWAHthje
>its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4ohR2SwTiM>its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4ohR2SwTiM
>having a big fight card on a fucking Sundaythanks a lot DRUMF.
Joe really scraping the bottom of the barrel for guest with THE Daniel Rodriguez who's next sara safari
Who's next carman sandiego?
>>155098747Your mind is diseased
you ever see a woman and think god damn i bet her ass hole tastes good
>>155098896I'm asexual
why is it called freedom 250 when it's not on america's 250th birthdaythey should've called it dookie donnies birthday bash
>>155098856yeah, that's kinda lame. i love getting drunk while watching fights but ill stick with water and soda for sunday lol
>>155098828all sports journalists are fags at the end of the day
israel freedom 250 at the epstien house
I was looking for a job and then I found a job, and heaven knows Im miserable now
>>155099094Sup Sneed, met any grindr trannies recently?
>>155099156Uncultured swine
>>155099094Sup sneed, how ya doing?
get the picture sneed we are waiting
Its the land of the free and you niggas don't have your own companies?
>>155099255Hard to make a profit when everything is free
>>155099232Really good thanks
Schaub shaped economy
>>155099255not all can have the entrepreneur mindset we are acclaimed for sadly
>>155099273lazy cunt it's literally only 8 hours from you
Clozapine "Fat Pedophile" Finland really thinks he's one of the boys.
>>155099321lol fr
It's insane that Sean O'Malley is talking about Kris Moutinho during media interviews currently. Move on bro!
>one of the boysi clearly run this tinpot shitshow with a select few a lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep
>>155099369You also look just like Luke Rockhold and run your own successful snow shoveling business.
>>155098876Your mind is deceased.
get the zestman picture you fat cretin >>155099406you need microsoft excel to achieve these things you think are impossible
bee Joe pyfer
AI users? Subhuman.
>>155099359Rematch in BKFC incoming
>breaks topuria's tiny little midget spine, leaving him wheelchair-bound for lifewho's the short one now?
Clozzy clozzy clozzy can't you see your own penis when you look down or just your belly?And we all know you're fat as fuck, that's why you lie all the time you stupid smuck.
Jus watched Volk vs Max II 49 times. AMA
>>155099369Hey boss can i get a raise
>>155099579Are you retarded?
>>155099579How did you like Max's answer to Volkanovski's step up low kick that shut him down in the first fightWhat do you think went wrong in Max's strategy that caused him to go from arguably beating Volkanovski in the first fight to getting stomped in the third
>imma get this monkey off of my backwhat did chandler mean by this?
>>155099607Volk just circles and hits those fade away inside leg kicks so well
If I were a Pokemon I would be Hypno cause I got a big dick.
Trans-racial topuria
>>155098118not for a long time now, gentrified to hell
freedom 250 is june 14? wtf why isn't it on july 4
rapists that attack elderly men in bars: >conor mcgregor not rapists, never attacked elderly men in bars:>khabib nurmagomedov>islam makhachev>belal muhammad>khamzat chimaev>umar nurmagomedov >usman nurmagomedov >magomed ankalaev>shara magomedov>muhammad mokaev>movsar evloev>shavkat rakhmonov>kevin lee
>>155099684youd be jigglypuff
>>155099585depends are you ryfinn?
>>155099758He must have a piece.
>Not rapists >Lists a bunch of muzzies
Honestly this fight shouldn't be sanctioned Justin clearly has severe CTE that is being swept under the rug by Dana since he is able to pay him in wooden nickles
Ilia vs Khabib would basically be a rerun of Ilia vs Ryan Hall
bo bros... we're fucked
>>155099820he has hair now
MMA?
>>155099857I don't understand why they're mad
Im so sick of the comments on any ufc post this week. Israel Israel Israel jews epstein reeeeeee Israel pedo epstein!! Its every single fucking post. We get ufc fights and Travis pastrana backflipping directly infront of the Whitehouse.. and these fucking niggers want to whine about Israel. IM SICK OF IT YOUTUBE GOD DAMNIT
>>155099844huh??
>>155099820/heem/ is behind kyle daukaus 100%
>>155099818>>155099841>>155099857Paid actors, the Jews want us killing each other.
>>155099875Fuck em
>>155099820daukaus via vicious heem
>>155099818>>155099841Kek they really thought the poor little blk boy would walk free. Major story loss. Terrible picks.
He's so fucking hot
>>155099818>>155099841>>155099857
>>155099950Turn on your monitor
The haidurrs can't comprehend this
>>155099883did he get rid of it? why on earth
>>155099987Bo has ESP??
>>155099857>>155099818>>155099841people being this passionate about an obvious murder is bizarre.
>>155100003honestly looks like current nic cage he could be in con air 2
>>155096029Fuck Dana
>>155099950Faggot
>>155100021They are paid actors, the blacks and the whites. What sane, rational, normal person takes time out of their day to chimp out outside of a courtroom?
>>155099950no he's not!
>>155099950SS waffen ubermensch Ilia with the drip
>>155099990Everyone wants to look like Gane now days
>>155100015Extra Small Penis? I'm afraid so
>>155099950Faggot!
kentucky fried pizzais the pizza for you and me
>>155099950FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!
Derrick Lewis gets a medal for passing 75 drug tests. Why are we giving congratulations for not using drugs?
>>155099950
>>155100143I think Islam is getting a wing in the HoF for passing 5 drug tests
Shouldn't it be expected? Nobody congratulates me for not using drugs.
>>155100143https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ944-yYcus
LGBTQ+ icon Ilia Topuria
>>155100143Not even a little weed?
>>155100143its unironically a prize for passing the tests. i dont think it says anywhere that they havent used drugs
State of the bloke
4 days until Gane fights.
>>155100182nah he did lots of weeds lol
>>155100198lol Tom is gonna rev up the haters with this one
>>1551001982 faggots 1 Gane
>>155100198>remember me? h-haha
>it's real
>>155100198honestly just sad
>>155100093Bo's gonna win and get a title shot and you're gonna be mad bitch
>>155100198why is he wearing goggles?
>>155100198It's a real shame that Tom wouldn't hire a local graphics designer for his thumbnails throwing that Champion sponsor money right at Elon.
>>155100198
guys bedtime picked gaethje
what an absolute disgrace
>>155100198aspinall is just a mushroom of the mycelium network that is england
>>155100198What an embarrassment
>>155100257I counted 5 guys who genuinely believe in Gaethje, Sneed, Finland, the pic rel heemer, me and now it's this guy you bring up, so we can assume only 5 people in the world believe in Garth, i guess 6 if we count Fazza
7
>>155100305You forgot brazza in the green hoodie
>>155100305explain how garth wins without sounding retarded
It just keeps getting worse and worse for po lil troonmala...
Sean had no chance.
>>155100355
>>155100371Which Sean there's like 5 of them
>>155100389Sean Shelby
>>155100198>Y-you guys still like the goggles bit right mates?
>>155100342your a good egg mustafa
>>155100406He's just like me...
>>155100383Volk threw plenty of headkicks at Ilia and all of them got blocked
>>155100406What a fat lactating piggy!
>>155100389roger moore is the best bergerac would have been better though
>>155100305
>>155100432Poolk is a 5'2 midget
>>155100342Lawler backs gaethje? can't find it anywhere
>>155100441
Jaidaddy laid out the foundation GODthje will spackle and SEMENt it.
Waduheeelhttps://youtube.com/shorts/ZC6Otr_065E
>>155100504When Topuria gets hurt, he gets stronger and heems..When Gaethje gets gets rocked, it's over....We're so fucked...
>>155100558Daddypuria is gonna roast this piglet alive
ilja is too gay to win enough is enough
>>155100406
Bedtime picked JDM
>plop<
Just ordered my official MMA Guru beanie
A smidgen of a lunar cycle until we enter the Gaethje era.
>>155100653that's what max would do to ilia at 155
>>155100685oh i just picked mine out of the trash lol
>>155100708thunder and lightning chatri willing
>>155100221So 3 Ganes?
What if Ilia unironically heems Gaethje to death and his neck breaks or something?Would MMA be in serious trouble especially with it happening on an event with so many eyes on it? Would we see combat sports regulations try to creep in like the John Mccain UFC 1 days? Or would it be seen as unfortunate and they stick to "we've never had a death up until this and b-boxing has way more!". Feel like there might also be a huge exodus of mma fans for a while.
Your husband called me short Mrs. Gaethje. So how about i show you something big instead?SOON
Pound the brown.
just bought 20 to support my favourite mma journalist
>>155100767Haha yea '3 ganes vs 2 faggots' has a funny ring to it. 3 Clones of Gane would be wild.
Wait and bleed by slipknot is a epic song why has no on used it for their walkout
>>155100198Genuinely might need to unboy him at this point. He's been a fucking weirdo during this whole saga
>>155100844
>>155100769
be careful who you call ugly in middleschool
Lacrimosa by Mozart is an epic song why has no on used it for their walkout
>>155100875what the fuck are you talking about retard? how do you want him to behave? he couldn't have possibly had a more normal reaction to this situation.
>>155100792Goatche isnt a buck broken married little cuck like topooria.
>>155100910Lacrimosa isn't a song it's a movement in the requiem you fucking swine
Ilia will lose THIS time
Pull up to the club five deep, 5 white boys but they not NSYNC.
>>155100987Talk to me like that again and I'll kill you.
>>155101103lets go for that
I think Topuria is gonna lose this sataday naig
>>155099818Alex to the left and Gabe to the right.
>Gabe
>>155101134you really traveled to spain just so you could post that shit?
>>155099818Manel?
Gabe.
>>155101187costa del sol muy bueno amigo
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
>>155100709kek
Hell of an clitornis on Thom
The aryan brotherhood
>>155101281Those last are insane and the reason for his success in heeming since he can mask his range by not extending them then bam right in the kisser like a cobra to a Indian
>what the fuck are you talking about retard? how do you want him to behave? he couldn't have possibly had a more normal reaction to this situation.
30 euros for a beanie?
>>155100458Anybody can post with that username btw
>>155100458Wow what a fuken idiot lol
>>15510144335 euros, those are poundsDaddyru earned it
Take notes. Thats how its done.
>>155101438ok so it's just dumbfuck post-ironic shitposting. hilarious man.
>>155101493Oliveira damn near did submit him though
>>155100708the gaethje era, also known as a small chapter within the gane eon
>>155101443thats almost 50 canadian, wht a waste of money. i have no respect for anybdy that spends more than $15 on a beanie
Sean O'Malley is the Jeff Buckley of MMA
Lewis by heemChandler by wrestlefuckGane by ganeissanceGaetje by missile
Going to break out a vintage McAllen 1984 for this once in a lifetime event
just a few more days /heem/... we're almost there...
>ok so it's just dumbfuck post-ironic shitposting. hilarious man.
>>155101697Fat bitch.
>>155101697Unc'd up
>>155101630>dumbfuck post-ironic shitposting.where do you think you are
>>155101697 I put on 50lbs and nobody gave a fuck.
>>155101928an MMA forum where you have to guess whether you're talking to a retard or an actual human trying to have a discussion.
ruffy by 540 roundhouse kick
>an MMA forum
>>15510019810+ months of bitching vs That's his opinion
This is what the kids call "aura"
>>155102167fella looks straight out of the catalina collection
Ei ykköst ei kakkost vaan keskiolutSun kanssa mua ei vaivaa menneisyyden polutEi ykköst ei kakkost vaan keskiolutTulin tänne tuhoo mun aivosolut
