England vs Costa Rica Match thread #1
anime
Quintessential
Delayed until 10pm because USA has 3rd world weather
come on Kendall Watson.
how did they do it bros?
>ameristorms
>>155099453Fuck sake.
>amerisneed
>>155099438basado
10pm fucks sake
Field is fine btw
anyone here old enough to remember that Euro 2012 game which got absolutely drenched in heavy rain and they had to postpone it
>>155099438you make a valid point
>>155099433But it's just Costa Rica, whats the worse that it can happen?
Having a Twister ice lolly
>>155099504Why did you schedule a midday game in Orlando when it's always this kind of weather at that time?
>>155099504definitely not starting at 10 lolhttps://www.windy.com/-Rain-thunder-rain?rain,29.334,-82.454,8
>>155099533Phwoar, get it down you lad.About to crack open the Phish Phood myself.
>>155099553well, 10pm local the storm might be gone
>>155099537>>155099553And this is why every world cup should be held in England. None of this bullshit.
>>155091972>>155091972>>155091972we're here
>>155099453I was wondering why the fuck ITV were showing the 2022 final.
>>155099573>shit stadiums>shit food>shit peopleYou fags should get nothing
>>155099462Italy and England overrated trash is how Mind you Costa Rica was like 3rd best team in our confederation
>>155099514Was it like Poland or something? I remember feeling mild annoyance and then playing modern warfare 3 til god knows whenGood times
>>155099593i think in Ukraine, which was co-hosting.
>>155099537why did fifa schedule a 5 week tournament in a country that has this kind of weather?
>>155099603MONEY
is there a free stream for these matches that doesn't require a VPN?
>>155099589all of this applies to the usa as well and they're hosting
>>155099603The mini-monsoons only happen in the deep south, and there's only 2 stadiums here and 1 is indoors
I guess the world’s greatest group of English“men” can’t handle a real AMERICAN storm. Always going on about your little constant rainy days
>>155099614https://fmhy.net/video#live-tv-sports
I CAN'T COOL
>>155099537>Why did you schedule a midday gameoh that's right, all the americans are too busy eating to open the stadium
>>155099589Basically describing yourself but you also have shit weather. Great fucking job.
>>155099619Everyone else is having a grand ole time here except you faggy Brits
England: Pickford, James, Konsa, Stones, O'Reilly, Rice, Anderson, Madueke, Bellingham, Gordon, Kane (c).>Subs: D. Henderson, Trafford, Guehi, Saka, Rashford, Livramento, J Henderson, Burn, Mainoo, Rogers, Watkins, Eze, Toney, Spence, Quansah.Costa Rica: Sequeira, Johnson, Mitchell, Faerron, Araya, Salazar, Galo (c), Soto, C. Mora, Alcocer, Ugalde.>Subs: B. Mora, Madriz, Quiros, Peraza, Ruiz, Nunez, Flores, Sinclair.
i have no memories of the last World Cup finali think i stopped forming football memories after 2014
Hello
>>155099589But most importantly, great footballing culture.
>>155099660looks like tuchels preferred 11 decided then
>>155099663>no memory of the best final ever
>>155099660>madueke/gordon on the wings>that back 4its englover...
>>155099660NOOOOO ROGERS IS BETTER THAN BUMMINGHAM
>>155099630neat!
>>155099644>you also have shit weatherLmaoGood luck with your 67° heatwave
>>155099660People really wanted Palmer Foden and Trent this team looks solid and I hate England soccer with a burning passion
>>155099660>Costa Rica: [...] Johnson, Mitchell,
>>155099589Old Trafford is falling apart and still turbo mogs any american stadiums atmosphere
>leave your most clutch player at hometuchel low key getting revenge for the third reich
>>155099704>Good luck with your 67° heatwaveCheers.
>>155099660we're gonna let in 3 goals a game huh. hope kanes got his shooting boots
>>155099438Basiert>>155099453Welp, guess I will watch only a bit of the first half
>>155099709>old toilet>atmosphere
>>155099709There haven't been any English atmospheres that are impressiveAll you do is point to Serbians and the shittier Euro countries
>>155099707I’m actually surprised how many Latino names they got this year
>>155099707the only thing that can stop us from it coming home. an australian bowler. kryptonite..
Whatever happened to Camavinga
GRUDGE MATCH
I love Orlando lads, going later on this year staying at Walt Disney World I'm going to spend 2 weeks at Disney and Universal
Miss when they used to stick Tom and Jerry on when they used to need to fill time on the tele
>>155099775Permacrock
>>155099799
>>155099799Sack Disney off and go to Busch Gardens instead
just tuning inwhat's the score?
>>155099800kek
gonna laugh when reece gets a season ending injury 17 minutes into this game
england afraid of a little bit of rain. how the mighty has fallen....
ITVs setup is pretty kino lads
>>155099782Missed the final game against Costa Rica flying to Malia on Crete with the lads. Enjoyed the knockouts though.
>>155099843they used to green-screen it
>>155099839do these stadiums not have undersoil drainage?
>Florida summertold you faggots
>>155099850Its some thin grass layer on concrete pretty sure
>>155099860wtf i thought americans had infrastructure.
England's games are in Jerryworld (indoors), Foxboro, and the MeadowlandsWhat the fuck are they talking about?
kino studio
>>155099850Welcome to concacaf motherfucker
feels like i'm gooning over Wrighty and Keano
>>155099869what city is that
>>155099864we arent used to stadiums having rooves. those dont exist here
>>155099860It's in Orlando City's stadium which has grass and it has a drainage systemThe grass is fine
Why do they put sports stadiums in the middle of a swamp?
>>155099880New Delhi
>>155099816idk if i could convince any of my group to come with, it's a bit of a trek away. i've heard it's great though
Why is it delayed, is it like the club world cup?
>>155099880milton keynes i think
>>155099880plymouth
>>155099880Liverpool
>>155099880grimthorpe
>soccer is fun!lmao what are these titles
>>155099880hammond indiana
>>155099887Imagine having a turk on your shirt
>>155099880Chisinau
>>155099880somewhere with Irish and blacks
>>155099898>lmao what are these titleskwab still tony
BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZILLLLL
>>155099880Londonistan
Hope all the English people get to try American Chinese food the shit yall be eating looks diabolical
This is gonna happen in the actual tournament too innit.
>American Ingenuity
>>155099909damn, it really do still be tony tho
>>155099711tuchel OUT
woke kickoff times
>>155099927kek
>>155099800how fucking old are you, lad?
>>155099880Pyongyang
imagine this happens during the world cup and that 2am Haiti-Scotland KO is moved to 3am
>>155099923American Chinese food is as bad as ours.
>>155099884that's where orlando is
>>155099945zesty foden x
>>155099438Is gay
whats the earliest games start this world cupcant be arsed to stay up to 1am watching these shitty group games desu senpai
>>155099911TOPS OFF TANGO
>>155099869What’s in those drawers though? I need to know.
>>155099951Absolutely not
>>155099963i saw a 5pm
off to the local shop lads anyone want anything?
>>155099880beijing
>>155099880Preston
>>155099982different world cup host please
>>155099976I HATE NON EUROPE WORLD CUPS LIKE YOU WOULDNT BELIEVEWHERE ARE MY 10 AM GAMES FFS
>>155099869Why did they pick a city that isn't hosting world cup games?
>>155099982earlier kick off times please
>>15509998210 million deportations please boris
>>155099982Get us some jaffa cakes m8
>>155099982monster munch a scotch egg and some irn bru please lad
>>155100024that would only subtract the number he imported
Feeling a cheeky 1-1 draw here and some boos
Just realized England might have to play a game at the azteca lmaoIf you thought they were bitching about the heat, wait until they have to play on that fucking mountain
>>155099887i remember seeing this live and being struck with the realization that i will die alone
>>155099880al-newyorki
>>15509998220 million deportations please boris
How hyped are we for the world cup spee bros?
>>155100050atleast half of those are on farage, our imports doubled since he took us out the eu
why is it not a 4231?
>we just got word europeans might want to watch this game and its within a normal time so they actually can during work week>DELAY IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!Why are americans like this?
>>155100011they just love zohran mamdani and his constant premier league references
>>155099982take that semi skimmed shite back and pick up some proper stuffcheers
>>155100000checked
>>155100082Blame England for playing a game in Orlando where nearly every day at 3pm there's a massive thunderstorm
>>155099880Las Vegas
>>155100082There was a weather warning I think, americans are weary of those
>maduekei have zero faith i have never seen him do anything
>>155100069im hyped for the shitposting, but our team is much worse than last time (except the midfield)
>>155100108He is exceptionally good at running the ball out of play
>>155100054looking forward to the tears after the puto chant
>>155100107>scared of a little stormwhy are americans such pussies, nothing bad could happen
>>155100108Only playing until Saka is fit
>>155100107What’s the deal with this image
i've heard enough, england is winning the world cup. if you'd accepted that english managers were shit a couple decades ago you might have two more stars on your shirt
>>155099884>that screenAnd that was "Please Seek Shelter", the new single from "Lightning Strikes". Up next, Pere Ubu with "Final Solution"
>>155100130I HEARD SOCCER HAS FLOPPING BUT THIS IS TREMENDOUSLY HECKED UP MARIE-LOUISE
>>155100133saka will not be fit for the entire tournament
Surely Guehi is a starter come tourney time right?
>>155100130disgraceful dive by 4 herewent down in stages like a powerpoint presentation
10pm start is like a warm up for the World Cup times lads haha
>>155100130Holy shit you see the guy on the right get hit. He's the only one that actually died I think
>>155099734>>155099746Cope, seethe, and dilate.
>>155100123The Mexicans in the US are the ones that do that
>>155099880Doncaster
>>155100155like a goalkeeper trying to waste time
>>155100130Getting the Christian Eriksen treatment
>>155100159he'll be fine
>>155100155Are they ok
>>155100123ynr that girl with her makelele guitar singing some butthurt song about robben with had "puto" as the refrain
>>155100192no, theyre jeets
>>155100159Youre a smart one
>>155100189as someone with a defibrillator & arrhythmias it's fucking wild that eriksen didn't retire immediately
>>155100155i love the zesty pose they both hit before they fall over. like the queen with a cup of tea
>ctrl + f channel>0 results
>>155100211do those guys play for Lithuania?
>>155100141I saw Lightning Strikes and Please Seek Shelter at Ozzfest they played before Slayer and kicked ass.
I like Ian wrights shirt
>>155100211can i pre order one of those. my heart is fine but id rather have it in there before i have a heart attack than after
>>155100223better than "i let my wife dress me" roy keane's shirt
BBC aura
>>155100216itv (channel 3)
>>155100247I'm in
Where the fuck's my flag mods
>>155100225you can buy an AED for cheaphttps://www.aedbrands.com/product/philips-onsite-aed-trainer-m5085a/
im expecting apologies in a couple hours after we job to costa fucking rica
>>155100262they better do it tomorrow, 22 hours until the first game starts
>>155100262Oh yeah I forgot they did that
I'm afraid the atmosphere in Europe won't be great for this world cup given that most of the games will take place in the late evening and at night
>>155100273so did they hehe
Not sure whether to watch this or the riots
>>155100269tuchel being shit does not make gareff good
It's been 45 minutes and we are STILL drawing 0-0 with Costa Rica.
>>155100282haha
>>155100267thanks but im too lazy to use it, i need it to be inside my chest and automatically do it for me. or to pay a jam boy to follow me around with it for the rest of my life incase i have a heart attack
>>155100280the england games are all decent times as far as i knoware yours in the early hours of the morning?
>>155100280Most of the knockout games are the earlier slots, right? They should be fine.The group stage is going to be utterly shit anyway with 48 teams in it
Apparently those ICDs feel like a kick from a horse of they detect an arrhythmia and go off. That's why Eriksen looked behind himself and clutched his chest.Hopefully a false signal rather than an arrhythmia.
>>155100302nah mossad shot him in the back with an electric dart, so he turned around looking for the shooter
>>155100280You’re in Romania dude what do you care about world cups your team hasn’t even been to one lmao
>>155100302webm
>>155100309They had a good team at the 1998 WC.Also had a good rugby team in the 1980s.Fell off ever since. Even Raducanu's shit.
>itv freestream is killFuck
>>155100312
>>155100309>>155100325dumb anglos
>>155100326works on my machine (a television)
itv set is a beauty how have they managed that
>>155100330three brave lions
>>155100326
suspicious pattern on Keane's shirt
>>155099982More Boriswave millions
>>155100287I tuned in for a minute and these riots don't seem all that spirited. Just people standing around
>>155100309Thats not Romania, thats Sideways Germany
>>155100339
>>155100280I miss 2018 where you could watch pretty much every game in a beer garden
>>155100346they were burning down houses the other night
>>155100302it's so quick, depending on what you're doing and if you feel the pacing before hand it'll catch you by surprise.it is like getting slammed but doesn't hurt too bad and won't make you ache or anything
>>155100346They're standing apart because Catholics and Protestants are segregated in NI.
>>155100339Chuckling
>>155099843Absolute cinema, the hum of the city gives it a proper live feel.
>>155100346as usual. 90 percent of people just go for the vibes, they want to say they were part of it but dont want to risk being arrested
>>155100346we're back to english-style rioting then
get her posted
>>155100346These lot don't even have masks on there's no happening yet
Lads what are we going to do I think this game will still be on when its my bedtime?
>>155100362i thought it was a covid thing>>155100375yeah its like they want covid
Have the troubles started again or something?Why are the Irish so cucked?
>>155100374nonce
>>155100339funny every time
>>155100382>not becoming nocturnal for the next few weeks
>>155100346none of the protestant lads are playing tonight, catholics have no clue how to burn shit
Anderson went from a forest nobody to a 120m player in a season
>>155099438based
>>155100382just sneak your tablet into bed and watch under the covers and hope you dont get noticed
>>155100386Our strength tried to decapitate someone in the street for no reason the other day
idk yet how much of this WC i will end up watching. my sleeping pattern already lying face down in michael barrymore's swimming pool.
>Scotlels got their tickets refusedHOWLING
Man, I miss NYC
>>155100399the power of leaving newcastle
brown cutie in the old grey top
>Tfw still got the 2022 jingle in my headWHAT YEAR IS IT?
They always forget to put sunscreen on the receeding part
Hull City flag spotted
>>155099880Tel Aviv
>>155100403I want to slurp up her discharge
Is ITV delayed or just me?
Cuties spotted
is costa rica in the world cup?
don't get that one posted
>>155100357How many times has yours gone off lad? I technically have dilated cardiomyopathy but have absolutely zero symptoms and ran a marathon last month
>>155100440ITVX? That's always delayed a shit tonne. I've found streams less delayed than it before but cant be asked to for this
are all refs women now?
>>155100433Still in denial
>>155100447no. they failed to qualify. transitional team.
>>155100440both itv and iplayer are always behind telly
>not one but TWO FEMALE REFSHOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THIS FUCKING SPORT
>>155100455>dilatedheartranny...
>>155100374lovely cooness
>less than 24hrs>No region flags for bongsFuck u doing jannies?
americans really are braindead fucking morons aren't they
Stadium is packed for a friendly game. ENGLAND IS MASSIVE
Why do the yanks keep putting slags on as the refs?
>>155100071nothing to do with the eu, they could have stopped it anytime they wanted, decreased it, or reversed it (they didn't want to)
ABSOLUTE STATE OF THESE DEI OFFICIALS
>>155100479each ticket cost 850 USD too
size of that lass ref
>female refsfucking woke just slap their arses and send them on their way home
hang on a second where are our england and scotland flags
>>155100479tickets are cheaper if you've attended 4 years of england games massive discounts
look at how fat the mascots are lmao
>>155100479>>155100486Cant blame 3rdies rushing out to see our magnificent lions. Bless them.
what we got for snacks then lads
>>155100492bet we get them on the day of our first game
>>155100479yanks probably think it's a World Cup game tbqh
banger of an anthem to be fair
>>155100435UTT lad. Quite like the new kit meself
>>155100428I still hum the brazil one occasionally.
Reminder we WILL have our daily county meetup thread after this
God save our Charlie
>>155100510cheeky 18 inch pizza
Can't wait to hear the American crowd sing God Save the King.
these trackie tops are a bold move. a nod to nasa maybe?
>>155100510Two peaches and some crisps
>>155100510dont shout at me, I already ate them
>>155100517is that real? niceis it an anniversary for the club's founding?
>silver kitoh no......
DO NOT HIT THE MISSES WHEN YOU FAIL
>>155100517corr that's smart that
>>155100516very repetitive, long outstayed its welcome
>>155100525Pizza Pizza has a buck an inch deal on two topping pizzas right now. Absolute magic.
>>155100455two instances, once a few months after i got it, 7 or 8 shocks while skateboarding lolother time was just once at soccer practice, i coach.first one was rough cuz i was only 15 whereas second time i was 30 so not a big deal
>>155100550shes into it though
>>155100536Based on our late 70s kit
>Maduekekek u retard
>>155100531>>155100539I think they're the same as the mercedes cooling jackets from f1
>>155100505people never talk about how much of a freaky looking serial killer clown ronald mcdonald is. look at his hair and his nose. it's not right.
>>155100512They've all been told by Trump that its coming home so theyre hopping on the bandwagon early.
Mad at women refs for what?Did you not watch the joke that was officiating in the prem this season?Doubt they’re any worse than the shit Oliver and Taylor were pulling
>2026>having a kingISHYGDDT
>>155100510I only just ate tea but I made mexican chicken in honour of the only relevant host of this tournament
>>155100562saka is injured apparently, he cant train on consecutive days and will have to have minuted managedshouldnt even be there tbqh
honestly that starting 11 looks world cup winner tier. england starting 11 isn't looking bad either.
That was without a doubt the worst rendition of the Liechtenstein national anthem I've ever heard
for me it's GALO (C)
>>155100572Don't you LITERALLY have "no kings" protests???
>>155100572>americans just sang god save the kingFEELS GOOD MAN
>>155100565The guy shills unhealthy food to children of course he's evil and has been the cause of many deaths
>>155100571ill give them a chancewe had a woman linesman who was ok back in the day before she became an onlyfans slut, sian whatever
Hulllad, get in there and make it about yourself
Must be getting old I'd never heard of Palace who are collaborating with Nike
>>155100572you might be getting one soon lad dont hate
>>155100582hehehe
basically this lineup again
>>155100571The vapours play havoc with their decision making
>>155100510Cup of tea and some cookies
>>155100595He already has>>155100605they just won the conference league m8 show some respect
>>155100577is his bbc okay?
SHOOOOOOOOOOTGET STUCK IN THEREBREAK SOME FUCKING LEGSCAM ON INGERLUND
Hol up is that a female ref??
this is gonna be a wc of grim camera angles
>>155100605They've been in the Premier League for a few years now.
>>155100610for me, it's Consa
>>155100605Been around for donkeys
>woman ref
the hull anon goes to games which is literally more than what you can say about 99% of anyone on this board, i almost never see photos here taken at games.
so how long will it be until england wilt
This Girl Can x
>>155100610H9
>>155100638English do not wilt. They become lobsters.
scotland and england flags when?
>>155100610Harry
>>155100637Most people can attend games without feeling the need to post them and attention whore
>>155100593Did she fuck, you retard
>>155100610I think Djed Bellingham has potential to really do well this WC
>Benchside fanssurely its not that hot?
>>155100605They were much bigger 10 years ago than now.
>pitch already churned upah so you can't actually flood a pitch then drain it 20 mins before kick off like they said you can
Isnt it a conflict of interest to have a female ref in a men's game? Won't they just be constantly wet while surrounded by peak athletes?
IN A BOX MAGGIES IN A BOXIN A BOX
>>155100637Stop talking about yourself
ref looks like a right rotten old hag
>>155100657you don't go to games we know
>>155100667thats why we werent allowed to bring slabhead
If we made it to the final (lol, lmao perhaps) who would your ideal opponent be from this tournament?
KEIR STARMERS A WANKER
>>155100670He's a proper fag. Probably never even knew what a football was until about 6 months ago.
>>155100668based>>155100637cringe
>womyn ref
fight and win
Whats with all the holes and tuffed up grass on the pitch?
>>155100668next to ronaldsoon with donald
>>155100637I'd love to but there's zero fucking signal at St James Park I can't even google the other scores at half time
They have M&S is america?
Only 5 Englishmen in the outfield for “England”.This is a humiliation ritual.
>>155100681scotland or usa would be funny
>THERE'S ONLY ONE RUPERT LOWEwtf
>>155100674Corrrr
>>155100699The holes are the ref and line judge I believe
At least they're finally embracing the star and got rid of those cringe blue highlights. White and red on the uni only
close
>>155100704the pitchside boards are greenscreen or some shit they cater to whatever country is broadcasting the game
>>155100697Why is American soccer a massive draw with faggots?
>>155100707Bellingham’s dad is white so hes whiteNico and Reece are half white so they count
>>155100712top shagger are Terry
>VAR for a friendlypoint?
>>155100707alright ewan you didnt even manage to qualify so less lip
>female referee
>>155100696they kicked out a Somalian stud and now only have women around to ref. Nice one US of A.
>>155100713BASED
>>155100703how do you get a ticket? do you enter the raffle?
Genuinely don't know who half these England new lads are or who they play for I support an EFL club
>>155100735
>>155100721thats not true
>Orlando City was founded by Stoke City boardman Phil Rawlins
>>155100553worst pizza in the land
If there is one solace of Costa Coffee Rica, the stadium grass is subpar like the pitches they would play in San Jose or where Alajuelense play they're used to pitches like this unlike England
>>155100718Depends how old you are but white and blue is real England to me
Real Madrid should sign Elliott Anderson
>>155100750did he appont Toni Pulisino?
>>155100726Nico and Reece are mudsharks bastards so they don’t count.Bellendingham is half black. He owes his entire football career to his black fast-twitch muscle fiber and size. He’s no Englishman.
>>155099982rot in prison, you traitorous cunt
So who’s getting injured today?
Kane?
>we cant even beat costa coffeeget rid of this shitter>>155100763hes already gone to man utd
I'M BLINDI'M DEAFI WANNA BE A REF
>>155100703same story at BDTBL plus I'm not advertising where I sit on here
IT'S COMING HOME LADS
ING UR LAND
RICE RICE BABY
Do female referees award more penalties because they have more empathy?
My tv is like a minute behind
SUNSHINE AFTER THE RAIN
gwan gordon
WINNING IT ALL
What the fuck is this godawful horrible casting quality on Youtube TVAny alternative, bros?
>>155100780Man U works too. He just seems like he belongs at a traditional big club. And he looks good in white
how come Rice does not play for Korea or Japan?
>>155100743That’s a good thing England automatically selecting their lineup based off the big 4 has never worked out well for them
damngood goal
GWARN RICE
>>155100787Women don’t have empathy at all. Thats a myth.
ITS COMING HOME
ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ
IT'S COMING HOME
>>155100787female refs are all muff divers so they are more lenient on diving
FUCK OFF BACK TO CUBA
>>155100787Depends who the culprit is
WE GOT HIM HALF PRICE
>>155100762I'm ancient mate. First cup I have memories for was '70. Though Mum tells me I did see them win it in '66 even if I was only 3
IRELAND LFG
>>155100787You've clearly never had a female manager, those women have no empathy whatsoever
Is anyone here unironically black?
>>155100799its live on ITV mate
>>155100822lad
Why are there so many black and brown cuties with england shirts on in the crowd?
KEIR STARMER IS A WANKER
>>155100829No
>>155100829I do it ironically
rice and kane are the only two players in this team with any aura desu>>155100822based boomer. i kneel.you keep getting older and the slags stay the same age
>>155100780but we're beating them
I can understand a friendly with New Zealand close to the cup. I don’t think we could find a friendlier team to play against on the planet.But vs Costa Rica feels like we’re just asking for one of our players to get injured.
>>155100799shite on ITVX as well barely 480p
SIR Harry Kaneoh hang on it was someone else
>>155100822that's fucking mad that you're posting here at 63when did you discover 4chan?
We beat the Costa Rica women 6-0 last night. Go on England. Commonwealth bros 4 life.
>>155100773hopefully one of the defenders so our harry gets a last minute call up
eze the DEI pace-merchant
>>155100846Looks alright on my screen
>>155100829No but by gf is
>>155100841it'll be kane i guarantee it
>>155100852>We beat the Costa Rica women 6-0 last night.and what about the football?
>>155100787less because they don't actually understand the rules and also can't keep up with play
>>155100841NZ are a fellow commonwealth nation and we can rely on them for a friendly in heathen lands.
>>155100799>>155099630
>>155100852Were beating English women tonight don’t you worry
>>155100610love me some Cobbee
>>155100859That’s weird.
If England win this are they in the final?
right well
>el australiANO
>>155100860me on the left
that englishman just stared straight at me, chewing his gum
>>155100860imagine being that lad's dad seeing that
>>155100856Never watched eze play lad?
>>155100883wouldn't he just need to look down?
>>155100860>>155100877Please don't start
>>155100883the dads on the left
>>155100873This is the final
>Rice scored190 and Shitizen are NOT going to be happy. /epl/ is going to be unusable.
>>155100873Pretty much already are. Shittest team who play nothing but paceniggers get straight to the semi finals at least.
>>155100860grim and you should off yourself
>>155100841Costa Rica pretty polite in terms of our confederation USA and Mexico are rougher than them even If it was Honduras or El Salvador then I’d be worried
Gordon playing with that barca aura
nothing seems wrong with the grassWhat are you Brits bitching about?
Do Americans need to stuff their faces 24/7?
>>155100884i dont watch arsenals terrorist ball so no
I wonder how much those table seat tickets cost
>>155100884only his penal a couple weeks ago
If i were England in this game, i'd win 5-0
that pitch is a state
>>155100904isn't this a non-WC stadium that was built (by cubans) for soccerball anyway?
>>155100915the lads as it were
>Poosna
Our Harry is very tanned!
>>155100860It could be one of those tricks where the thumbnail is something rank but it’s a webm of lovely boobies when you click on it. Can anyone confirm?
>>155100904This pitch looks a shitload better than Tampa tbf
>>155100860Why are you like this?
>>155100860which one is Kane and which one is Salazar?
>>155100915we need tables in our grounds desu
>>155100915They're eyeing Rice because that's a type of food.
>>155100915cheeky lunch with the eses
>>155100926blending in well
>>155100921Brazilians in OrlandoCubans are in MiamiBut yes this is a SSS
reece james will not survive this game
Right. This is shit. I’m going to play Skyrim.
>>155100915Louie ck, joey diaz, ricky gervais, john malkovich, the "nothing, I said nothing" man
IT'S
>>155100921It’s not WC certified but Orlando is about one of the best pitches you can play on in the MLS
>>155100915I wonder in the world cup if the venues have that vip swimming pool
>>155100948or any game.
>>155100915>cannot go 90 minutes without eating
Bellendham has done nothing. Again.
>>155100915ngl, that looks comfy
>>155100955>skyrim in the big two sixok grandpa
>>155100961i only like ice cold white chocolate cheesecake frappesso yes
>>155100961let's make cappucino baby.
gordons really got that 14th century euro-peasant phenotype
protestors set someone's house on fire
>>155100741My mate's moved to Australia for 2/3 years so I'm using his season ticket. I also am a Mags+ member so I still have that option to get tickets for my mates
why didn't we do this in 2014 against this side
>>155100904it's lumpy as fuck lad top level pitches stay flat
>>155100967im starting to think hes a lampard tier fraudcan any la liga watchers confirm?
bored now. next goal pls
>>155100979Prob a woke nonce.
>>155100985This side looks like theyve never played a game
>>155100961I like cream in it
>>155100979lol
>>155100971Still based game and you’re a tranny
>>155100985they had good players back then
>>155100960Jacksonville is the one with the pool and they aren't getting games
has the commentary team died?
When is Kane getting his penalty?
>>155100979again?
ref's having a stinker here
Daily reminder that John Stones has more World Cup goals than Phil 'Baloon D'Or Elect' Foden.
>>155100977also 80s lesbian p.e. teacher phenotype
>>155101006Thats fucking class
>>155100980lucky buggerwas thinking about joining that, haven't been since the championship
>>155100979Probably some migrant rapist pedo so good
>>155101006imagine the sheer quantity of piss in that pool
>>155100979is that so they have better light to watch Britain's England?
>>155100977A proper Merseyside lad
How many games are we all actually going to watch? I usually hit 97% but it will be like half the group stage for me >>155100979Good thing it wasn't some Jewish ambulances they were replacing anyway or Keir might actually do something
>>155100967I keep getting told he’s a superstar, but not sure what he’s ever done to earn that praise.At least old man Kane can still get golden boots.
>>155101017Phil Foden is also kind of bent
>>155100955This but genshin. >>155101000 (checked)Based. Done him.
>>155101006>fully clothed in the poolwhat did she mean by thisdesu if that existed in England someone would end up dead
>>155100873all 48 teams are in the world cup final lad
>>155100979based
Gordon is a pacey ngubu
>>155101017more world cup goals than starts this season as well probably
>>155101041>genshinatleast play a decent open world china game like azur promilia
Even the commentary team is bored shitless we can't even get inane shite from Matterface.
>>155101006The one soulful USA stadium, and they aren’t even using it.
>>155101037>How many games are we all actually going to watch?the 2am ones are beyond of my limit, that's when i'm reading my Shelby Foote books in bed.
This is the most inclusive world cup yet I cannot seem to get excited because there is no group of death. Even England vs Croatia aint it
CAMON COSTA RICA SCOAR SUM FACKIN GOALS
>>155101040>kind of bent>kind of
Yeah I'm thinking it's coming home
>>155100915the fuck is this standard in american stadiums?
>>155101071He’s got like 3 kids.
>>155101037kek
>>155101037not staying up for the early morning ones
erm why did that guy get in the way of 'arry Kane's goal? not on that
How the FUCK does Kane have 100% accuracy headers
>>155101069brazil morocco will be good. good for shitposting at least
>>155101071Never been the same player since this came out
Rice is a set piece god.
>>155101056the white martinelli
>>155101081his beard has 3 kids you mean
>>155101037Everything that starts before midnight plus an extra one on fridays and saturdays.I normally get basically all of them too so I'm fumin.
>>155101022genuinely mate i'd highly recommend the mags membership. you can game the system to go to any match you want, i should know I've been getting tickets for my mates for basically every home game last season including CL
>>155101088Spot on. The only game worth watching until England play
>>155101091trvth nvke>>155101094hes the white (that guy who went from leeds to man utd but ive forgot his name)
>>155101069because the old jews at fifa decided to add 16 extra shitter nations and dilute the pool
FACKIN ELLENGLAND ARE LOOKIN GUUUUUDDDD
>>155101069group F is pretty gud 2bh
>>155101111Rio ferdinand
Already produced way more than last game but that was just a run out for everyone
Damn would have been a good goal if Made-wakez scored that.
poor goalkeeper cant rest for a minute
>hurricane
people actually went to this game huh
>>155101044>all 48 teams are in the world cup final ladHow are they all going to fit on the pitch?
>>155101113at this point just delete the qualifiers, let every country in and do one big league like the CL is
think we look alright myself. only 20 mins in and we've scored and done a few nice bits.
kane wtf
>>155101069Really can’t have a group of death with 3 teams advancing doesn’t carry the same weight That said if I were to nominate any group it’s still Group L the closest in terms of parity compared to the other groups
Harry what you doing
>>155101060nah genshin is comfy for me cba to start another gacha
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WJQmzrV8Tzcfoden's mum is more manly than him lol
Why does that Costa Rica defender look like he’s about to go swimming
>Water break
>>155101138simple, americans will just throw a $1 bill on it
oh i thought they were joking about these breaks
WELCOME TO YOUR KFC SPONSORED DRINKS BREAK, ITS FINGER LICKING GOOOOOOOOD
Kane is such a fraud.
>>155101109how? if you can be arsed to tell
>>155101069There will never be a group of death again because there are so many qualifying spots that even if 3 strong teams face off, they’ll all make the knockouts.
>>155101100Paternity tests should be mandatory for every child.
genius tactician Kane booting the ball so his team can get a drink
Harry lad come on....
>>155101137Most are probs people on holiday over there already
>>155101123dan james i meant...
I dont support england I support Harry kane. If Harry kane scores. I cheer.
>>155101154one season wonder
pondering what to get from tesco for half timei'm a hungry lad
>>155101069for me its the group of life
>h2o break
>>155101170Sushi
>>155101111Eric Cantona
England are playing like a premier league team. And not the usual sorry sack of shit that doesn't believe in themselves.
good first quarter for England. they will need to keep this up. Might have to watch out for the fast break though and the pass rush in deep coverage.
Mental that Arsenal aren't trying for Anderson when he clearly works well with Rice.
>>155101170get crisps
you just KNOW the jews are gonna play commercials during these water stoppages
>>155101175>tesco>sushi
>>155101152America need spots to fit in their many commercial breaks The real joke will be when the games in Canada also gets drink breaks to keep things fair
>>155101167based
>>155101180Most of the England squad are premier league players tbf and their manager has won the champions league.
>>155101170Bit late innit lad?
>We now have quarters in football
>water breakutter woke nonsense
>>155101168playing in a literal cabbage farmer league
fifa might be killing the sport by introducing this shit but managers have assisted it because they have always wanted to do three half-time talks in a single match
water break
>>155101200This is a boiling the frog moment. They're going to 'suggest' his for 'player safety' even in places that don't get hot.
>THIS WATER BREAK IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY HELLMANS MAYONNAISE OOH LORDY WHAT A MAYONNAISE
>>155101184Arsenal wont spend money like that
>>155101200its not fair, how can tall guys pull this shit off
this costa rica team is a similar level to the US kek
>>155101170get me those chocolate covered peanuts they do in the sweet aisle and a ribena mango abd kune
>americonsooomers can't go 20 minutes without being sold something, FIFA have had to include mandated drinks breaks so the Jewish media can include more advertsIt's quite impressive that after Sepp Blatter, FIFA managed to find someone even more shameless and evil in Infantino.
>>155101191forecast calls for it to be in the high 20s and low 30s for the first match at BC Place. I think they are keeping the roof closed though so AC to keep everything less sweaty
My uncle had a heart attack while watching England vs Spain in the euro final. Mad bastard finished his pint after regaining consciousness.
>>155101198how lad?i live a minute away from tesco and half time takes around 15 mins
>pickfordLUL
>>155101218ohnonononowould the US still lose to tripadvisor and trivago?
>>155100822Dad, is that you?
>>155101207IFAB decides whether it is part of the rules of the game, you can do what you like in your own league.>>155101216I mean they spent £105m on Rice didn't they? I know they can't afford £130m but still.
>foreigners seething about americakekthey had cooling breaks in qatar too
>>155101190Do it
>>155101225Is it just for snacks?
how come players never needed water before half time in the previous 100 years? even in the african league?
>>155101224proper bloke
>>155101172Everyone thinks this is a tough group but I know my team we take it easy Might draw against Turkey but we annihilate the other two and win the groups on GD worst case
>>155101218>A fucking canal
>>155101222Anyone who rises above the level of an assistant manager in a shop in Europe has to be on at least speaking terms with the devil.
>>155101006Why is that woman fully clothed?
>ShitfordGRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM>>155101236We're not seething about USA you daft seppo cunt, we're seething about FIFA stealth forcing rules.
>>155101239i love anime
>>155101238yh..think i might get a tube of s + v pringles
>>155101190Yo! Sushi is the only edible version of that parasite-ridden JF slop
>>155101236I know i dont know what theyre all crying about
>>155101218They said they've dropped all the experienced players and these are mostly a new batch. None of them even play in the top 5 leagues.
can someone remind Pickfrd he's in an England shirt and not an Everton one
water break won't end well, especially in play-offs
>>155101246>>155101246>>155101246#2
They torched the rape van too
>>155101242He's got a pacemaker now. Loves a pork pie.
>>155101243at best you might squeak through in thirdunless its rigged which i wouldn't rule out
>>155101207Its already taking about 4 mins instead of two and it will soon be mandatory in every league
>>155101224Supporting a team of Africans enough to nearly kill himself.Is that the definition of our pathetic joke of an existence as a nation?
Bellendham still done nothing, 30 mins in btw.
What does bellingham do?
Pickford is always either the best player on the pitch or the worst with zero middleground, and it’s always a coinflip on which version of him shows up.
>>155101271Called being a proper geezer.
>>155101224brings a patriotic tear to my eye that
>>155101278Tells us that we wouldn’t have any players if not for immigration. He’s a cunt. Fuck him.
>>155101287they will probably be back to making the world cup here every year after 2030. Rest of the world is just going to have to deal with it.
>>155101287holy kek NHL is fucking dead
>>155101290Called being a waste of space.We’re getting nearly beheaded on our streets because of weak jellyfish fucks like that.
Fuck was that?
PACEY NGUBU
>>155100130ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE?
Literally how does he miss that
The paceman missed an open goal. Pure raw athletic advantage, absolutely no football ability.Thats the England team to a tee.
>>155101246new
>>155101287no one cares that you don't care?
>>155101352Arsenal dna
>>155101348hee hee
>>155101218On paper I guess but I’ll tell you right now Outside the last two international windows we’ve basically been fielding a C team We lost a lot of time working out the line up cus Phochettino was experimenting The gold cup which is supposed to be our federations big competition there’s 11 players that went to that that didn’t make this WC squad Pulisic didn’t even go to that competition outright
That was a total accident from both sides, but lmao at Galo holding his forehead to try and get a free kick when the replay clearly shows it was his chin.
>>155101236What they don’t understand is the cooling breaks is a MERCY to them we don’t need them YOU do
>>155101265I’m just going to leave this here
>>155101155Of course lad. Perhaps "game the system" oversells it a bit because it literally is just using it as intended, yet seemingly 90% of toon fans don't bother and then moan that it's a "closed shop" and they can never get a ticket. >BallotThis is how they get released in the first instance and because it's the only thing most of the members know how to do you'll probably not have much luck. It's purely random, everyone who applies (supposedly) has an equal chance to get one, if you get lucky you get a date to log in and buy a ticket. On average expect to win a maximum of 2 or 3 of these a season if you apply for every game. Winning one of these ballots guarantees a ticket>General SaleThis is the second wave of tickets released to supporters if you like, and by far the largest amount. On a given date and time you'll need to join the generale sale queue, after which you get randomly assigned a spot in a different queue to then log on and try and snag a ticket. If you get anything below 10k you should be fine, there should be enough available to add one to your basket and buy. Below 20k is doable because loads of people quit or give up, and if you're persistent and keep refreshing you'll find one to buy.>General sale/The easiest way to get a ticketAs it gets closer to matchday people hand their tickets back, or they release more if away teams aren't bringing enough fans to fill level 7. If you visit the site every day starting around 4/5 days before the game, and simply refresh the page with the stadium plan a few times every 10 minutes, you will get a ticket. Sometimes you have to fight against other people doing the same thing and snipe them quickly, but really it's not hard. The day before and day of the game there's usually a bunch available especially if it's a midweek, or we're playing shit like most of last season. I have my mates in my friends and family group and managed to get 3 tickets for almost every game often togetherHope this helps lad
