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How is he doing that? I know that with age you get slower, but he's actually getting to the ball, even if he somehow sends it out into orbit.
nga please
>>155103473What the fuck are Portugal doing man
lmao
>>155103473Just a comedy character now
I'm expecting approximately 600% more Patrick Bateman posting than last time around this WC.
https://streamin.me/v/ea9b348a
>>155103596That was a brilliant pass
>>155103473>>155103596not like he didn't fuck up like this 10 years ago.
I'm starting to think that we have a really good team that would be better off not strategizing around a mediocre old striker.
>>155103498well he got it on heelsbut still, it's not like it belongs to orbit just because the pass wasn't 100.00% perfect, still his fault in the end
>>155103473The tragedy is Portugal have one of the strongest squads in the tournament and they're going to piss it away so that this bum can pretend he's still 25
>>155103650>I'm starting to think that we have a really good teamdid we watch the same game today? team is ass
>>155103696We have an elite midfield and it's all in service of passing to Ronaldo for more webms like these.
btw can anyone explain why is that nigga casually strolling letting the ball cross him just by few inches and he doesn't even try to intercept it?? it actually looks like he even slowed down a little bit
Last time I played football I tripped with the ball twice, I ran out of gas 10 minutes in and when shooting, the ball would travel at 10km/h at best.I would still unironically have scored that.
>>155103473Ronaldo sacrifice all his talent for muscle.He cant make a basic shot or dribling, anything that requires precise skill..
>>155103473the guy clapping makes it all the sadder
>>155103696>Bruno>Vitinha>Neves>SilvaArguably the best midfield in the tournament.
remminder thats a friendly match he just warming up and not taking it srsly see him laughing ? its like when you play with your small cousins
>>155103696it was our sneaky long term plan to let him score in the Nations League
>>155103690>text book tap in>not only does he not score>he shoots so wide it boinks the MIR rust station>UHHHH THE PASS WAS NOT THAT GOODI swear Penaldogs are sick in the head
>>155103711god bless you lot sacrificing your chances to give us endless keks
>>155103473this is nuts
>>155103800that's not what I am saying, that pass was basically perfect, it could be even better but that's splitting hair, it's his fault he got himself in front of the ball
>>155103786kek
>>155103884KEK
>>155103884unc still got it
>>155103800You are an ugly braindead manletKeep seething
>>155103473post the other one of EL BITCHO
>>155104001You shouldn't bully old men like that
>>155103884he's actually crazy
>>155104001he was never the kind of player for small space plays or 1/2 passes and his age now exposing that even more
>>155104053If you watched the game you would see him succeed more than he failed, but of course manlet secondaries are retarded
>>155103984My live reaction
>>155104089kek manlet now post live reaction to you approaching a woman
>>155104076succeed in what exactly ? he missed an easy header totaly jumping alone with the goal wide open he is washed
>>155103473omg kek
>>155104166In what you described, holding ball in tight spaces and opening spaceCompared to ramos which was invisible Ronaldo was light years aheadRamos doesn't even get into a good position and can't reach the header
TWAIN OF EL BITCHO’S DEFENSE FORCE REPORTING IN
>>155103596>>155103473is portugal really going to throw away their best chance to win a WC?
>>155104196Everyone accepts that even a geriatric Ronaldo is better than Gonçalo Ramos as a strikerBut the thing is that Ramos doesn't take over the entire team's gameplan. Ronaldo is an anchor.
>>155104163You are fuming
>>155104196>holding ball in tight spaces and opening spaceyeah thats what your mom said
>>155104208fraid so
>>155104204You're late son. This guy >>155104196 was already hard at work, his salary (0.00) will be doubled because of this.
>>155103473HE WAS OFFSIDE
>>155103473YeahSee you in 2030 Portugal
>>155103884Golaço
>>155103884i think it's cute he's still so passionate even when he only statpads in the camel league, that is before the secondhand embarrassment closing in
>>155103473Portugal will still win.
>Nuno Mendes injury again i knew it was a bad idea when Enrique decided to play him for 120m in UCL final when his legs were still fucked upwell see you guys in 2030
>>155104531portugal winning vs arg*es and braz*l would make thirdies seethe hard and am here for it
