>>155096029
shocking thread
WE CANNOT FOLLOWTHEM
>Gooby is chudding again
>>155104182>umm, uh, we talked to the manager and he's bannedsmdh
>>155104182>No use talking about HokBEAST. I'll be back at LHW after Gane heems me.Karen Pereira trying to get HokBEAST cut from the PooFC KEK
>>155104182Hokit is going to say nigger on the mic or what is Alex talking about? Will he name the jews/epstein
rapistyou are rapist
>my dad who's my father
>>155104381That's true though?
>>155104381I'm starting to think this Gaethje fella ain't too bright...
Hokbeast mindbroke all the browns (latinx tranimals/AGPoatan fans and shitjeets/clitia fans)
>>155104497Havent been paying attention. What did he do? I cant be bothered following non-fight stuff
>>155104547So then why ask? Dipshit. Respectfully.
Fragged that fraud.
>>155104561Why dont you tell me instead of being such a spastic???
Gane Supremacy
>>155104615Nah fuck that
Gane Totality
>>155104615Fuck you!
Will you buy Guru's new beanie merch?
>>155104703let me guess its polyester slopill pass
at first, without thinking,i was heemviousbut then, a little while after,i became ganevious
>>155104764Pretentious little chinaman you are
Nelkchads really warped that manlet freak
Epic Gane
Where did Gane meet his wife? In the books
Perusing through the literature Gane discovered how to create a wife for yourself
>>155104886Gane tanked that shit.
The Monster in the Mirror.
>>155104912Movsar discovered this method first.
>>155104912Tawlmbout an Tulpa b?
Jushin Thunder Gaethje
The ancient knowledge had been lost to mankidnd for centuries yet it was preserved in a scripture that was undecipherable...until Gane got his hands on it
shut up bussy bitch
>>155105002Never forget Pereira vs Gancina 2
sean o'malley fought song yadong? and you remember this?
Tick tok RETARS that dont tignk Illia wont get kincked the fuck out by Justin
we are gane
Real thread>>155105014>>155105014>>155105014
you ever see a woman and think god damn i bet her ass hole tastes good
>>155105152Yeah he beat that yellow boy's ass
The scripture that contains this knowledge is none other than the Voynich Manuscript. Only Gane has deciphered it yet he has not revealed its contents or the how to decipher the scripture.
>>155105215Fuck off tranny retard
2:03 AM London time. Totally not a loser folx!!
>>155105215
>>155105152it was 5 months ago b
it's not too late to make strickland vs cannonier the main event at the white house. a guaranteed american victory and one heck of a fight.
>>155105262Self snitched as usual.
i want to see heems NOW
>>155105384*works your testicles like a speed bag*
how come gsp never fought a black?
"Justin. It's time."
>>155105459that's gonna hurt in the morning!
>>155104167Fuck Dana
>Justin...I'm sorry it had to be youSoon.
Once friends.. now
the cool thing about having a small meng is that I dont need to hold it to aim into a urinal because it just kinda sticks forward and i dont have to wash my hands
>>155105621hol up, they used to be boys?
and then...KABOOOOOOM!!!ilia the puria was heemed forever
>>155105502what the fck? why does this guy look so pussy?
>>155105857Try turning your monitor on
>>155105579>n-no justin...por favor no más señor...>why did it have to be you...
are you fucking sorry?
i just finished setting it up guys
>>155104703>>155104816He's right.. It looks like it's squeezing his head off. Doesnt even look like his beanie. It's supposed to be an ugly baggy rasta beanie, not this literal temu replica
Lewis vs Blaydes might be my favorite KO ever ... pure violins
>>155106021>>155106020FUCK... GODna making me look like a stupid retarded raped bitch AGAIN... WHY DOES HE ALWAYS GET THE LAST LAUGH?! I have like 5 videos ready to go now I have shit can them all... I'm so pathetic... I HATE GODna!
everyone realizes gane is being paid to throw this fight right?
>>155106021Place is going to smell like matza and adrenochrome
>>155106206Yeah. He’d win if he weren’t bribed, althougheverbeit.
>>155106206
>>155106206first thing that occurred to me when i heard the fight was booked
>>155106206Nah, gane already did the favor. Say what you want about PooFC but when you do a favor like giving Jon the title, they make it right. Alex is literally going to get put out. But don't worry, he will get a major boost from this. "He dared to dream" they'll say. They'll make a big deal about him coming back home to his division at LHW.and Dana won't have to give him as much money. they don't need him getting too big.
We want /scrap/!We want /scrap/!
>>155106206Maybe, maybe not. I guess we'll have to see
Ilia looks like a young John Stamos
>Sneed Moment!
who the fuck is this zoomer kid and how did he rise the ranks to top ufc security personal so fast?
>MMAGuru said
what a cozy little nook
>>155106724Mmmmmm Id play Final Fantasy Cyrstal Corniccles on her labia if u kno wat i men
>>155106685That's Derek from betr
Khabitch…
>>155106809Sponsored by brawndo it's got electrolytes
Our government should be protecting us, not entertaining us.-Bryce Mitchell
>>155106809they need bug zappers on every corner
>>155106994The Chandler family will be there to gobble them all up. Talmbout mosquito burgers
>>155106021Why is it Jew colors
>>155107017WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY SONS
>>155106021wonder how far security extends for this thing. you think anyones going to take a pot shot. and to the fbi agents reading this, i'm just speculating please dont kill my dog
I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Kids these days be like: I pledge allegiance to the Wi-Fi of the United Internet of America, and to the charger for which it powers, one phone, under 20% indivisible, with snacks and scrolling for all.
>>155106021Would be fucking epic if President Trumps seat was in the center of the white house looking down on the pheasants fighting
>>155107545you a wordsmith, b?
>>155107545Bruh fr
>>155107545>Black cube bad I bet you're fun at parties
>>155107545you cooked with this one b
>>155107545zero chance you didn't jerk it 3+ times today
>>155107299because america's independence is also israel's independence
>>155106809Imagine a pigeon droppin a deuce from the top of the rafters right on someone's face
id simply heem my opponent then climb the claw and do this motion as to signal to daner white that I expect the million dollar bonus for my performance
>>155107545
How did alex bulk in 4 months and look leaner and bigger than jj
If it was up to me then white house card would be Lesnar vs Kimbo Slice Strickland vs AdesanyaHokit vs LewisColby vs Woodley Dober vs Bobby Green Pyfer vs Ateba guiter Nickal vs Woodburn
I would have dia sveda vs wenona
>>155108020mix in Hendo vs Jones and thats a pretty good card
I'm pretty darn cute, I'd say?
>>155108005SS+GOMAD, i suspectvspullups in full tactical loadout gear
>OH FUCK >TOUGH CROWD >OKAY
gonna make sure to report every stream i see for this ufc card
>>155107545LOL
>LAST CHRISTMAS I TOOK A PICTURE OF A TORTA>ITS STILL BEING PRINTED>NO LAUGHS DOG?!>CMON >THIS IS GOOD SHIT HOMIE
>>155108161His pre fight camp in Brazil for this fight is suspicious all he did was eat steaks and do mountain runs, all of sudden he ballons up to 250+ lbs
>>155107545Fuken kek
BREAKING NEWSTopuria picked Harry Potter over The SopranosMany are saying he losta a lot of aura in the comments.
>>155108345Prolly gooned to young emma
>>155108345not surprised, he is indian
>>155108304and GOMAD straight from the teet
teat*autocorrect zeemed me once again
>>155108345
>>155108156
My name is Ryan Buttlord
yep we're back
WSOF 19
>>155108690World Series of Fuken? Ya im the chanp
*stalks the prey*
>>155108844World series of getting fucked maybe
>>155108844youre WSOFD
>>155108345>Some fat fuck who sees a therapist every episode vs a wizard Chad who heems fools who step to him
>WORLD SERIES OF FIGHTING>WORLD SERIES OF FUCKING >THIS THANKSGIVING >IM SERVING A TURFUCKIN >TOUGH CROWD?>TOUGH CROWD.
i just saw ian garry put on a mask and sneak out a window
>>155109608Wahts taht
Thanks for the chew dollars uhh Impression of Ian Garry calling stuff fascist
>>155109727None of these are funny fag give it up this dude is lame af
Am I right /heem/??
>>155109881that's the point retard
>>155109798>W-S-O-F-D >WHAT DO THESE LETTERS MEAN?!>FOR YOU IT MEANS>WORLD SERIES OF FUCKING DUDES >NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE>WORLD SERIES OF FUCKING PRUDES
>>155109972
>>155109881>YOU LAME FUCK >YOU LOOK LIKE A DUCK>ILL HIT YOU WITH MY TRUCK>TO MAKE A SIMPLE BUCK
Tony should be on the card man but Ilia will punish Justin for everything he took from us
Justin will punish Ilia this Sunday, tune in on Paramount+
Curtis Blaydes was involved with pizza gate??
Ordered an XL MMA Guru beanie for my enormous, Yakubian head
>>155110096maybe the retard shouldn't have done two weight cuts if he wanted to win
Tony would have been a nightmare matchup for Ilia
winners dont cut weight
>>155110205Maybe khabitch shouldn't have run away?
Tony wouldve been a matchup nightmare for Khabib. I wonder if they ever tried to make that fight happen
>>155109997>hokit, okay, so, hokit says retarded shit, okay, and this puts the fans, okay, in a position where, uh, where hokit is based because *sniffs* retarded shit is based and israel
Bet the farm on Ruffy. Zero chance Chandler is having a good weight cut following the Anthony sentencing.
>>155110339>I have 2 black boys, I can't imagine losing them for 35 years
like him or love him, you admit, dana hit it out of the park with this white house card!
>RETARDED SHIT?!>WHO FARTED SHIT?!>ON GUARD IN DIS-BIH
>>155110339Kek
>>155110339>following the anthony sentencing Chandler hasn’t slept in days, and it isn’t because of the cut. His two black sons have been out each night protesting and he is worried they will become another statistic. What a good dad. Really cares for those blacks
Rhombus Rousey
>>155110282maybe the retard should have won his interim title fight if he wanted to fight the champion?
if Iron Mic wins will he dedicate it to car mello
has chandler won a fight since those boys came into his house? bet the house against chandelier
>>155110470He adopted Hap in Bellator you cazzie
>>155110427Championship fights at the apex all have a asterisk besides them because they are not legitimate
>>155110503This feels like something Chael would say
Did none of you watch BSD vs Ruffy? Chandler is going to destroy Ruffy
>>155110498why would I give a shit about his life outside of the cage in bellator? I have my own White sons in the UFC to focus on
I have....an thick peins...war Gatjeh
special guest confirmed for this Sunday cageside
>>155110611Poppa Bonfim?
>>155106055low key chandler has been dreaming of fighting gooby for decades. and ruffy is gooby from temu.brI expect an absolute masterclass
Hoenstly? Dorner would have backed Gathje and Chanler
Where is spammy?
My heart says lewis/chandler/gaethje parlay but my brain says lewis/daukus/chandler/gaethje parlay
the streets are saying usman is ducking dricus. can someone here who works for the ufc confirm this?
>>155110637Last name checks out
>>155110729
>>155104497
>>155110748there are talks him and martin square off in the ring before the main event
>>155104703Gurus older brother does tinned fish reviews, and their father is the singer of E.L.O.
did someone sayGearheads Gone Wild™
>>155110871schaub needs to get hokit out in the hummer
Usman is undeafeated against africans
>>155110787Is he a jedi?
>>155110906him vs the PFL Africa roster in Africa
i grew up with ilia in atlanta. we used to call him the dark crawfish.
>>155110917I am afraid Ngannou already killed them (financially)
>>155110909>AM I JEDI? >MORE OF A RED EYED SITH LORD >ABOUT TO PUT YOU THROUGH A BOARD
>>155110909I'm afraid he is sith
>>155110946the fighters dont need to know that. keep booking them and they will show up
>>155110379>PEREIRA IS TRYING TO GET ME KICKED OUT OF THE U.F.C. >BETTER WATCH HIS MOUTH BEFORE I HIT UP I.C.E. >ILLIA TOPURIA >FUCK YOU >
You guys should come up here and snell my nuts
You're in the hero position now
>>155111025how bout you come to me, or try.
>>155111025like matt schnell?
>>155111025Sure *shoots a double*
>>155111034They're putting Hap in hero position
>>155111022>KICKING AND SCREAMING FROM THAT FUCKING MIDGET >NOT SURPRISED WHEN ALL HE DOES IS FIDGET >HE REALLY THINKS HE HAS SWAG>BUT DRESSES LIKE A FAG>THINKS HE HAS ONE UP ON ME HOMIE>WHEN IN REALITY HE IS A TOTAL FUCKING PHONY
>>155111084*sprawls*
*reshoots* now thats how champions finish.
AI is here, folks. deal with it
>War Machine is here, folks. deal with it
Autogynephilia is here folks, deal with it!
khabeast would make ilia humble
If her boyfriend white she single
agp sport and therefore general, unfortunately!
>>15511125825 minutes of lecturing all to offer him a free gift at the end
we can all agree that the khabib who showed up against gaethje would get heemed by ilia
most fighters are imposters
sus amogus
>>155111293would
autogynephilia implies theres manualgynephilia
once the gravity drive from event horizon starts spinning during the main event shit's gonna get fucking wild I've already crafted an aluminum foil helmet to protect me
*portions dip*
>>155111237you should see what crusty mack looks like now, WOOF! War Machine is unironically getting better tail in prison
>>155111293Sneed moment!
>>155111355most fighters are pasta
I’ve been in chastity since Sunday for Gane. Anyone else?
>>155111445Wow dude let it go I dont work there anymore
>>155111473more common than you'd think
For the White House they could’ve ditched the cage and used a pit. Big miss by Dana and Hunter. Karate Combat on Ellis Island will be a better show
>>155111488you got fired b?
Most fighters are fuckwits
tell that little midget freak to take off volk's belt and quit ducking the runback
only featherweight champ in my book is aldo
tom's orb popped out and fell in a munchie box
>>155111132
>>155111528I want UFC: Alcatraz where the fighters have to roll through a maze of boilers to get into the octagon
>>155111571volk schooled him 30-27
UFC 399Kyle Rittenhouse vs Joaquim Buckley. Food for thought.
>>155111604we could see it one day
>>155111686Wow this is really funny
>>155111627>buck whatcha heard, yeefeefeemee? But yet agaieeen, wit dat bein said, we can go'n git dat work wit dis dat an the other, and so on an so fo'th, but y'all ready know, ye'heard???
>>155111707I agree
Yves N-Word
odds for sanko in suspenders
NIGGER
>>15511159510/10
ufc angkor wat justin gayche rendered as 144p paul pheonix
Bulking from 170+ is hard after I give props to alex
>>155111293that's an actual vaginal girl though
>COMING. UP. NEXT.then Rogan is lifted into the rift and sent to hell on mars
>DIVING INTO THE WHITE HOUSE >NO STRANGER TO BIG FIGHTS >COWBOY CERRONE IS READY FOR SUNDAY NIGHT
ufc mount everest
which fighters on the card are most likely to jump into action to protect the oligarchs in the event of an attack?
Fighters are so gay nowThere used to be triathlete fightersFire man fighters Now what do we have. Queer career fighters
>>155111800So I'm not gay?
This is why I'm HokThis is why I'm Hok, yeahThis is why, This is whyThis is why I'm Hok, huhThis is why I'm HokThis is why I'm Hok oohThis is why, this is whyThis is why I'm Hok
>>155111842
>>155111903there's almost nothing wrong with this but why don frye instead of brock
shut up!
>>155111903is that maia or nick diaz?
>>155111918don frye is better >>155111921diaz
>>155111903Nice list kid
>>155111918>Standing at 6'3 inches... with a career total of 5 wins 3 losses and one no contest against Mark Hunt, who he waddled around for 10 min throwing no punches before laying on him doing no damage whatsoever....... BRRRRRROOCCK... LEEEESSSSSSNNAARRRRRR!!!!!!
>>155111960
tonybros...
my favorite fighter is the one and only silva
that kid from toms river fought em all
I've haent seen that meme of dricus chasing khamzat down a hallway and raping him in a long time. 10/10 heem meme, but I get deleting it after what ended up happening in the end... poor dricus...
>>155112031strickland heems him bud
Tonathan "The Coco" Ferguson
top 5 lw all time >edgar >penn>dos anjos >henderson >jim miller
>>155112031>Antonio "Bigfoot!" Silva
Its just an average card idgaf about it Conor will outsell and outhype this card
Conor is p4p strongest at dicklifting
top 5 lhw doa >randy>chuck >tito >jones>hendo
>he thinks conor is fightingfor ser max vs paddy at 170 will be a beast
>>155112049Topuria heems them all, i'm not afraid.
7/7 fights that could all be good fight night headliners or ppv headliners... it's time for us to admit that dana pulled it off.
>>155112080
>>155112031Based
>>155112049was about to call u out for not including da beeb in this goat list but then i membered beeb is a basically a ww anyway, im sure ull put him in the goat ww list
Top 3 historic125 dj pantoja135 merab cruz yan145 aldo volk connor155 khabib bjpenn connor170 gsp usman 185 whittaker silva izzy205 jones pereira dc265 stipe fedor cain
>155>connor Mcbussy is 1-3 at lightweight
>>155112159All his 170 wins are 155
The darce knight
>>155112103edgar rapes that freak for fifteen minutes
One hundred and seventy.
top 5 mw of all time>rockhold>rockhold>rockhold>rockhold>rockhold
>>155112112I think youd be surprised. top 5 170lbers dead or alive >hendricks>matt brown >condit>jouban >douglas lima
Prime Jose Aldo vs Prime Saenchai current mma ruleset who wins?
>>155112179No no nooooo fuck its oneseventy
>>155112218prime aldo could only be beaten by a coked up Irish man bent on landing his kung fu punches
>>155112218Prime aldo middiffs in mma But sanchaei outpoints him so hard in muay thai
>you need to believe.>if you dont>say it with me >YOU DONT ACHIEVE
>>155112107DC is lucky Hendo blew out his knee and didnt knock Jones out. DC wouldve had to fight Cain
>>155111842thats where evan tanner is. big reveal moment
wait the heems are on sunday? but I took saturday off
when the 1 minute mark goes by and gaethje realizes ilia declined the dive offer
>>155112304you work weekend, bappa that sux
ilia is fucked. you dont talk about someones father
>>155112178frankie aint about that life
>>155112304quit then. change your life June 14th
>>155112328someone's gotta do it
>>155112304rip cobes, hes reunited with puff now
mma?
Gane is styling on that bloated alkie it wont be close
should I pick that guy who was getting lit up by tallison texeira and robelis despaigne or the greatest heavyweight striker of all time hmm...
gane
>>155112519pick gane, he is the guy you are talking about.
CONDOM DEPOT>CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
As a 4chan Pass user, I am.... I don't know how to put this.... but I am kind of like Jesus. And you guys are like my disciples. I teach you. You learn. I am God.
>>155112519No you dont understand the guy getting pieced up by tallison beat THE jiri prochazka twice and THE roidcheat adensanya (after getting slept by him) SURELY will beat the behemoth kickboxer whos eaten strikes from mammoths like ngannou tuivasa and lewis. Pereira OBVIOUSLY is going to march ciryl down with his slow plodding counter left
Gane was getting leg heemied by Volkov. Imagine what Poatan will do.
>>155112562Volkov is also 7 feet tall and gane broke his foot in the leg heemy fight
Honestly? If Alex loses I'm done. Gonna be moer depressing than the thanos clap took out all my favorite marvel heroes.. Not coming around here for a long time so enjoy heem with 50% less memes (I make all the good ones). If Alex comes back to take the Light Heavyweight throne again then I might come back to mma but he'll be over 40 and I don't feel like putting myself through it again.
>>155112545tell your bitch to stop complaining 'bout her achy titsher body is a temple=wgaf i'm atheist
>>155112568Volkov is 6'7 and also he sucks
It's kinda crazy how everyone just sucks in this sport
how cool are you
>>155112614A lot of pro athletes suck
>>155112602>platform shoes
>>155112614imagine the things thiago silva wouldve done to this roster
>>155112638his ko of the dean of peen jardine is legendary
>>155112651
>>155112695we dont mixed martial age shame here!
>>155112695youre nothing but a punk
>>155104182Hokit vs Ngannou headlining MVP MMA 2 confirmed
155112695, The Cantina is CLOSED
vagina sexnon negotiable
>>155112695say something bad about condomdepot.com again I fucking dare you
>>155104182Did he actually say this? What a fucking faggot gay getting.mindbroken by the hok so much is embarrasingAnd pereira already avoided being cancelled by that OF hoe but he wants to cancel hokit? Fucking bitch gane by ko
*steps in front of Gane*leave Pereira to me
>>155112745what about taste meat brazza
>>155104182alcoholics are the most selfish and least situationally aware of people
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
>>155112807an vagina is made ofbmeat bud
>>155112545>4chan pass has logo icon next to nameThen that means spammy isn't a 4chan pass user?... So then how does his most revved spam stay up without getting banned?
>>155112769Italy's biggest mma star ended by a drunk pillhead American, electrifying
>>155112826>electrifying extremely.
>>155112822But he can not have vaginas
>>155112818Haven't you learned that your gay faggot meme is a curse by now? How'd reddit rob work out? You got Volk heemed by Ilia. Best to just make a Conor one and hope you put a curse on him.
kidney beans giving me some stinky farts
>>155112865now you know how being a messican feels like
>>155112874it's no way to live>>155112844nothing a couple roofies wouldn't take care of
>>155112825You have the option of turning on or off the symbol. So the lack of symbol doesn't necessarily mean he isn't a pass user. I pretty much never have the symbol on.
Chills
>>155112925great news, he’s fat and slower.
>>155112939This is true. LHW Pereira was significantly slower than MW Pereira. And that was only 20lbs.
>>155104167stop making /heem/s with no heem in the title you fucking mongoloids
>>155112925Fate decided that pereira is to be a footnote in Gane's odyssey
>>155112865I ordered taco bell earlier today and still have a chicken quesadilla left Im going to be a filthy piglet freak and eat it all right now
Vaimo petti, sit se jättiSit lähti netti, aikamoinen settiSe uuden etti, luotto lähtiHarmaantu letti, aikamoinen setti
>>155112925>>155112925big fat nigguh
Ei ykköst, ei kakkost, vaan keskiolutSun kanssa mua ei vaivaa menneisyyden polutEi ykköst, ei kakkost, vaan keskiolutTulin tänne tuhoo mun aivosolut
>>155112964it filters out the casuals. glad you found your way in finally it mustve been a tough day at work. rest up and get ready for sunday bud
>>155113044its 9am bruv
>>155113055yeah?
>>155113044Obviously it doesn't. You're here right now.
My hero
>There's a huge audience that watches this.>There are children, families, and all kinds of people watching.>A lot of the things he does and says are just very disrespectful.PC era Brazilians are fucking PUSSIES
>>155113087oh so now you want to have a contest for whos the bigger fan. Named my kids Chuck and Tito. What have you done for this sport bud
my dogs name is Ken and cats name is Frank. yes they are related
>>155113076"Don't let anyone who's never shit in your toilet, tell you how to wipe your ass"
when my son was born I drew lion's den sideburns on him with a permanent marker
might become a mason if gane wins in a convincing fashion. these masons only win
>>155113137little punk probably felt badass too. youre a good dad for doing that
>>155113093>jones removed from the walljones slobs...
>>155108399That's not milk, it's bull semen
justin crossed a linehe called me short
>>155113101>children and families watching a bloodsport must be sheltered from mean wordsAll time aura loss
>life is good
>>155113188>BE INTERESTING>b-b-but not like THAT!
hokit delivering a scathing promo on brazil and alcoholism at dartmouth
imagine how peabrained you must be to call josh hokit "interesting"
Just so we're clear, the UFC this weak is on Sunday..
>>155113243It's foolish and gay
imagine how smug you must be to not understand the subtle nuances of the man that is hokit. he is making fun of your favorite fighter.
get me a dancing alex it's time someone put an end to the faggotry
>foolish and gay mmathere is a leaf on the flag… pretty foolish and gay mma
>>155113230A lot more interesting than the human Pikachu who can only say chama
steve garcia will be dancing after he gets the million dollar bonus
the ideal personality according to some of you faggots is being a smug silent pussy like peloton and ilia
sean omalley with orange hair on the lawn
>>155113286if only ilja was silent he'd be the best performer
>>155113306the inner smugness would never allow him. gsp was just as smug but he played it cool.
ilia is not a good man you can see the evil in his eyes
>>155113266no, not really. trying to be entertaining and failing is equally as uninteresting as not trying at all. you don't get points for simply doing a thing, you have to do it well. hokit is a charisma vacuum zoomer cringelord.
>>155113313and gsp is considered the goat for his weight division as a result
>>155113322>you don't get points for simply doing a thing, you have to do it well.
>>155113334and this sunday ilia will be remembered for a failed marriage and being put away by gaethje. feels good. be humble, sit down.
I beg your pardon?
>trying to be entertaining and failing is equally as uninteresting as not trying at all
>>155113352Three Fifths
>>155113355>>155113337you sound gaped
SHAMA!
>>155113266You should start watching UFC fights before posting here, bud
CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMELEON
sex with ninadrama
>>155113475Should I bring up amazing fights from the chamagoat like jamahal hill and ankalaev 2? Maybe we should bow down to his chamagoatness after taking 4 rounds to defeat belal hands rountree
poatan poatan where is that wayward brazilianhopefully not kicking tires and spending it all on booze again!
>>155113490yeah those fights were all pretty cool
https://x.com/BorrachinhaMMA/status/2064742361003860006
>>155113508Why yes I will be following you
Told you paulos true secret juice was unlocking his ancient Latin racial hatred
>>155113352>>155113521paolo clearly has italian roots in with the simian
>>155113508Oh dear....
can full latin genocide Paulo make a run for the belt?
>>155113441SHAMA
>>155113549CSHAMA
>W-well J-josh if that's how it is, I'm going to have to end the interview right here!
>>155113605good golly that is one hideous helwani
>>155113654tell me he doesn't look exactly like the berber thugs you see scouring the sandy beaches of lanzarote
come to think of it alex pereira sounds a bit fake his name is probably al-aqsa belal-ah
he looks like a hired killer for the sinoala cartel imo
he looks like he sells tax free cigarettes and knock off shoes to tourists in between nightly prowls
>>155113654Ugly pedophile freak
CHUMMA
the sort of man to sell you dry flakey hash and offer your aiofe even flakier coke gane within 3 rounds probably 2
he's killed a man over a batata marachal dispute
>>155113767now this fine fellow on the other hand will get you quality every time and has no interest in yer aoife
it's his turn
beer daddy will have Ilian's rose
one thing you have to ask yourselfare you a good man trying to be badora bad man trying to be good?
word on the street Chandler pulled out of grief after finding about Karmelo Anthony.
Gane is a poet
I'm a can that's convinced myself I'm championship level. I've got the heart but no chin or skills to back it up
>>155114137Chandler is offering his bussy to the local jail so he can become pregnant with a butt baby which he will name Karmelo in honor of the track meet butcher
How will you react when Gane wins by knockout?
>>155114259punching my neighbours aoife
>>155113490Alex has 15 fights in the UFC and 40 in Kickboxing Special kind of idiot you are calling a fighter uninteresting you have seen only 2 fights from
right in the fucking gizzard too
>>155114259No reaction. The expected outcome. I will perhaps give a solemn nod. I'll lean back in my chair and gentleman sip my heated drink
>>155113101Hokit is legit retarded. I knew you guys were going to pretend to like him because you are massive contrarians but he isn't even funny. He's just retarded.
>>155114434good thing this is a combat sport and not your grindr then isn't it
>>155114458>good thing this is a combat sportno shit Sherlock
>>155114517my name is aapo
>>155114434he talked his way into a top 5 ranking fight with curtis blaydes off beating "denzel freeman". hokit's fans may be retarded but he is not
>>155114352His only good win is the strickland ko and that was a reaaaally fast call by the ref that gave strickland no time to recover when he was in guard. Jan also was robbed against pereira
oh yeah chama lost to ankalaev
>>155114563He gave such a shit performance the first fight that ankalaev didnt respect his hands and ate a bomb round start that flushed him
>>155114578he knows he is losing that's why he's getting pissy about chama on yo mama
>>155113322You sound like such a fucking boring retard. The fact that you're even discussing hokit at ALL means it's working. That's the point, half the time it's "how do you feel about being in [insert city!]" and "feels pretty good" and "we'll find out saturday night!" hokit gives you something to talk about. He actually makes you talk about press conferences when 90% of the time they're boring dog shit.
I am rili 'eppi
>>155114616The size difference between the two is going to be crazy when they finally step in the ring
>>155114528HW it's a shit division to begin with
>>155114528the HW division is so shallow they'll allow any idiot to throw himself to the wolves
>>155114434Spaniards are legit retarded. You dont speak english as your first language so your ability comprehend english can be tough so let’s think it through you stupid motherfucker.>hundreds of fighters on a roster>13 fights per card max>26 fighters booked per card>Apex cards aren’t pay days>Large arenas pay more >To get on a big card you need to draw then be good>Hokit has an undefeated record that can be marketed>Hokit goes for finishes and fans like that >Hokit begins to work characters that make you fucking faggots seethe Cry about not liking it:-HOKIT ISNT FUNNY -HOKIT CANT FIGHT-HOKIT DOESNT DRAW>HOKIT BOOKED FOR THE ONLY CARD TO BE AT THE WHITE HOUSE >HOKIT BOOKED TO FIGHT THE FIGHTER WITH THE MOST FINISHES IN THE UFC >HOKIT HAS HIS MONEY FIGHT >HOKIT HAS A CHANCE AT A BIG BONUS >HOKIT IS ONE OF FOURTEEN FIGHTERS ON THE CONDENSED CARDB-B-BUT I DONT LIKE HOKIT! HE ISNT FUNNY OR GOOD! >RAGING RETARD TUNES IN TO WATCH HIM LOSE the ufc gains some spanish faggots view because he doesnt understand fight promotion, and sheepishly watches the card thinking he is doing it out of spite, but you’re watching and thinking about the product, so they win. Hokit wins. Ilia loses.
>>155114259What if we're all wrong and Gane just takes alex down and submits him with the most shitty heel hook we've ever seen lol
>>155114670what if gane pokes him in the eye
>>155114551>reaaaally fast call by the ref that gave strickland no time to recover when he was in guard
>>155114551Zero impressive wins
>>155114657hit a never huh?
it's called a nerve you fucking idiot
jajajajaj
>>155114731still dont understand english?
>>155114681Chama waves off the ref like a based chamad, and then plods forward to throw an ICONIC left hook at Ciryl, only for him to have punched herb dean in the face and realizing he's blind with brown eye and ends up trapped within the Ganejutsu for almost a year like Tom's been...
>>155114779Yeah I do. I actually can comprehend and talk more than two languages unlike you, who struggle in your own language.
hokit vs gane on top of the eiffel tower
>>155114434The part that you don't seem to understand, is that you're talking about him. Which means whatever bull shit he's doing has worked on you. Usually you would just not give a fuck because press conferences and fighter personalities are so boring they don't even register.But Hokit is that polarizing that you're actively discussing him. You know what that means? His shit worked, he got you, gg. Now you know why the UFC gave him a boost
before we get painted with the same brush heeminder that spain is essentially a giant tijuana for the rest of us where we send our retiring criminals and pensioners
>scandi admits anyone with financial means chooses spain over his glum country
>>155114833>Now you know why the UFC gave him a boostBut I already did? I never said about get Hokit cancelled or some shit like that you moron. There are always guys who talks shit like Strickland or Colby that have to their act to get attention. Conor success was mostly because of his trashtalk and because he was actually entertaining. Do you think I was born yesterday, fatso? It's not my problem that some people like clowns like Hokit. At least these I mentioned had something within them (although I didn't really liked Colby retarded era). Hokit has.... high schooler rythmes... yeah... I think that's why amerifats like him.
>>155114897you say that but they cried like babies when the bennies were cut
hokit in your pocket!
>>155114920Well clearly high school rhymes frustrate you since you can hardly put a sentence together as it is.
>>155114981That's all? pretty lame m8
>>155115058>he says while his best zinger is "america fat...jajaja"you got more in common with hokit than you realize
>>155104182there are some rumors around hokitcord that he has prepared a special rhyme for the card and they (you know who) know it but they cant stop himinvest all in hokbeast stocks right now or you will regret it later, thats all im going to say
>reddit and cazzies still getting filtered by the down vato
hokit is the next tim sylvia
AM I RIGHT NEW JERSEY?
>>155107662>>Black cube badYes. Bomb Mecca.
Justin Gaethje. Incredible fighter.
>rain and thunderstorms forecast for Sunday evening in DClmao
>>155115411Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>155114635a fighter could walk up on stage and smear shit on their face every press conference and people would talk about it. doesn't mean I'll be interested in it. I don't give a fuck how successful he is that has nothing to do with what I'm saying.
Gecked up playing xbox all day!
>>155115411Justin is gonna KO Topturo with a rolling thunder
>>155115486What are you playing?
Your response, Mr. Topurio?
>>155115524with our hearts
What a smug piece of shit
>>155115524Dirt rally 2.0
Mr Yogarth
Justin M.M Yogarth
Topuria is fashioning himself off of evil gooby
Garthatian era
Topuria: YogarthGarth: wassup
garth is handicapable lol
Hokit is incapable of keeping the kayfabe
>>155115731that's the current meta though
i think i speak for all of us when i say heeming a moroccan would be nice
>>155115826>>155115826>>155115826
>>155114805>struck a never keep it up! youre doing gret!
