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my reddies :(
berds
>>155108445repostan
dodgers
>>155108445bad genny
Yankees sweep.
>>155108491Phils win
Who's the best mlb mascot and why was it the Beacher Creature?Can you just imagine this motherfucker chasing you through the ballpark as a 19 year old woman, shrieking at you as he tries to rape you? I can just image delighted fans looking on as the Bleacher Creature claims another unwilling victim and savagely has his way on top of the visiting dugout
>>155108504I'm op and a dodgerchad. it's objectively funny.
>>155108514LGM!
>>155108491wtf even is that food it looks like vomit
>>155108491why is Fred Lynn your favorite player if you're really a stinkee
>>155108514still doesn't excuse you for being gross
>>155108519
>>155108490
>>155108490Jordan Walker career high 17 home runs
>>155108531it's not funny. nothing to seethe about, though.
>>155108553theres no reason he needs to be so terrifying
How did we get here?
The Dodgers are still on pace to win the World Series while the Padres are on pace to win 4th in the division.
>>155108548I grew up as a Red Sox fan.
>>155108445My pirates (:
kek
>>155108538Why is everyone filtered by tuna mac?
>>155108584come on now, we thought we had it in the bag kek
I’m a straight up porn addict at this point. I genuinely can’t think as well as I used to. How do I end this awful addiction? Baseball isn’t even as interesting, partially because my team sucks
>>155108596what/when caused the switch?
Krgkrgkrg negative tower, this win is a go
>>155108636get addicted to hookers instead
tucker should have went to the mets, bo to toronto, everything would be right in the world
>>155108636Porn is everywhere man, nobody cares, just do it on your own time. Are you religious? If you are just drop it. Religion makes us feel shame for stupid things.
>>155108615oof madone
>>155108636Stop it
>>155108615Pitching masterclass. At least they’re entertaining to watch since their offense is at the top of the league and pitching is at the bottom
>>155108615I wonder if it hurts more that a literal kid from virgina who grew up a Nats fan was the one who hits the walk off that ended it
>>155108636literally just stop looking at it
>>155108635I don't disagree about that, but I don't find it funny. I'm pretty irritated but I'm not going to spill spaghetti either.
Cheddar is the best cheese
>>155108654Far too intimidating >>155108662>>155108668I’ve tried but failed to stop
>>155108630yt ppl really do be eating literal slop LMAO
>>155108711>intimidatingnigga what
>>155108588The power of Murakami
>>155108753I wouldn’t know what to do
>>155108645I like this post. I did not laugh because I feel dead inside rn but there have been many times in the past and hopefully in the future when I would have laughed.
>>155108787you just have sex with em dog. that's their job
>>155108588>yfw you realize that the white sox are doing this despite being the most injured team in the entire league (meaning most injured player and injuries to the most key players including their top players)>Shane Smith - supposed to be the Ace but performance cratered due to playing through injury, is currently out injured>Mike Vasil - supposed to be BP allstar>Kyle Teel - literally the best player on the entire team>Brooks Baldwin - Supposed to be outfield allstar>Tanner McDougall - promising young infielder prospect called up then promptly injured shortly after>Austin Hays - veteran outfield depth so we wouldn't need to rely on washed Benintendi>Everson Pereira - OF prospect with pop who at least would be better than >Luisangel Acuna>Noah Shultz - supposed to be top rotation prospect>Drew Thorpe - supposed to be top rotation prospect>Jordan Leasure - high leverage RP performance cratered due to injury>Jordan Hicks - RP injuredAnd of course the biggest blow>Munetaka MurakamiHow else to explain this except sorcery?
>>155108641The Red Sox weren't very good for a long time. Essentially, through my entire childhood and adulthood, I still vividly remembered how Boston kids reacted to the 1986 World Series. We used to dress as Bill Buckner, tape a ball on our leg, and drag it around. I also served a couple of years (2001-2003), and we would all bet on baseball games and who would win. The Yankees always appeared on our TVs, and we thought they would continue winning. In both 2001 and 2003, I supported them from behind bars.
>>155108588
>>155108588They built a team that follows the only advanced metric that matters, TWTW
>>155108880About fucking time.
>>155108846A lot of parallels with the Bears last season.
Cubs hanging on by a pube.
>>155108936Now that you bring it up I still can't believe the bears made it to the playoffs and even won a playoff game while the practically the entire starting defense was on the injured list. Hopefully next season we get a real defense again
>>155108982No longer...
Good job Kurt.
>>155108846Are there any other teams in the league this year that's this injured?Imagine missing your ACE and still being in 1st place.
>>155109010They upgraded their safeties, and corners should be healthy and good. That front 7 is going to be a problem for them.
Tied it up
>>155108846jordan hicks shouldn't be on any positive list, I've seen that man by hyped up by every media entity and fail every single time, he's got the yips or something he just cannot perform even to basic expectations let alone high ones
Cap Anson? More like Fap Assin'Honus Wagner? More like Anus FagnerTy Cobb? More like Try KnobKing Kelly? More like Sing NellyMickey Mantle? More like Dicking FantlesJackie Robinson? More like Jackin' Knobs Off, Son
>>155108853didn't see that coming. ironic the Sox finally had the majority of their successes after you switched. living a better life is what really matters, tho.
>>155109117>jordan hicks shouldn't be on any positive listMaybe the HIV positive list. Y'know, from all the FROTHY POZZED LOADS that guy is taking up the ass and mouth!
>>155109116Yeah, the Angels are well on the way to fuck this up.
>>155109163omigosh!
>>155109117He had some key scoreless appearances for the Sox before going on the injured list. He probably was pitching while injured just like Shane Smith which explains the bad results.
>>155109129Disrespectful
>>155109117>>155109189I 'member when he was the next aroldis chapman
>>155109210avohsa/op?
>>155109163he does have diabetes I think
>>155109189Naa hes just a middling reliever, he can go out and do okay but also blow it. There was a reason the White Sox got David Sandlin from the Red Sox just for taking his contract.
>>155109129I've heard of Jackie Robinson but don't recognize any of those other names.
>>155109240Unfortunately Sandlin is already back in AAA
made this joke earlier but think it got ignored so just need to check whether you think its good or notcalling the nats the nads - means you could say GO NADS which is (potentially) humorous because its like testicleslet me know your thoughts
Nah she was just a bandwagon. Her team wasn't good so she wanted to win. Maybe stick to your team and don't switch because they are "bad"
>>155108846>people thought it was over when Murakami got injured>instead it only began
>>155109325well above average play on words. unfortunately, no one evert talks or thinks about the nats so it won't gain traction.
okay haha the white sox are winning but seriously we can't let them get the launch codes-I mean division title.
redpilmyon
>>155109305Yeah but he went 2 for 3 with workable starts. Wasn't a complete disaster!
>>155109129>Try Knobgud juan
so I heard the Knicks came back
>>155109325if they somehow get a player with the last name strife or something similar you could do the ancient gonads and strife meme, gonads by itself isn't funny enough imo
>>155109305He'll be back.
>>155109712all time choke job by the spurs, almost game 7 ws jays bad
>>155109712biggest chokejob in nba playoff history
>>155109761>>155109766The Spurs were up early I mean like within the first quarter you could tell that they were gonna win. It’s over man.
don't like NY but the Knicks haven't won since '73. Brunson and Kat easy to root for. We'll all be perma sick of Wemby soon enough.
>>155109725I might be too young for that reference
>>155109807they were up by 30 at one point, and in the fourth quarter missed 10 shots in a row, wemby missed 2 free throwsit was a fun watch
>>155109761>>155109766>>155109712you idiots do realize nba is the most rigged game in the world right? we joke about umpball in mlb but in the nba the refs literally control what happens in the game to the point where the outcome is decided only by them
>>>/floorsqeuak/
>>155108550Im grabbing ass tonight. Youre swsqueezing a pillow.
squeak dis bussy
>>155109851Great, now we just need the Yankees and Mets to do the same.
>>155109894it is but silver would rather rig it to even up the series, the spurs are cooked now and it won't be a long series
As a cubs fan ugh
Knickees won that game.
>>155109912you're not the autist that got married a couple of years ago, are you?
If the Angels lose Kurt should be fired on the spot. But they won't do it because he's Perry's BFF
>>155108846So this is the power of the Pope...It's not sorcery, it's divine intervention.
>>155109725Christ I think that joke is older than the median /sp/ user
>>155109979is Suzuki really all that bad?
>>155109938its not just give it up
>>155109968Nah imI met my wife in the first grade.
>>155110042He's no joke, the worst manager we've had since Scioscia left. He's just incredibly fucking stupid, he can't do anything right. He makes the same stupid mistakes every game and never learns even though he himself said he wouldn't make the same mistake twice.
>>155108579it feels good to see this buck raking like i thought he would finally
The NBA isn’t rigged
sewers kek
one game left
>>155110074that's reassuring. He was a virgin who was scared to talk to girls and a coworker basically locked onto him and he ended up marrying her pretty quickly and having a kid. seemed like a sweet guy and the heel turn would have been off putting. you're lucky you have that. pretty rare nowadays.
>extra slurpings in anaheim
Also, all the good guys won today.
>>155110276what team does the crab support
>>155110074how'd you explain marrying a student?
>>155110311its normal in india
watching the cubs completely implode has been pretty funny after hearing about how it was world series or bust this year, gotta say
>>155110276>this team still scoring 5+ runs per game without judge
>>155110350its amazing how the cubs just collapsed after pca's disgusting act
>A's beat the Sewers for the series
>pooston
am I reading this right? The World Series Champion best team in baseball gave up 8 runs late to lose to the Pittsburgh Pirates? how is that possible?
>>155110497They’re winning an MVP award and wildcard selection though.
ZEF DIDN'T BLOW IT
>>155110534That'll be Texas.
>>155109325gnats are more fitting
>>155110409>disgusting actt. joe buck
BUNT SINGLEBUNT SINGLE
i would bunt
>>155108487My dad's ;)
HALOS WIN ITHALOS WIN IT
PERFECT BUNT
>>155110553Correct. Houston, TEXAS.
Siri has been good for >usi like him
>>155110529yeah that's right bitch still only lost by one run check the box score from last night piece of shit
HALOS WALK IT OFFSERIES WINLETS FUCKING GOGG ASTROS
>>155110662that was the wrong photo but whatever
cooking gameshow called "dishin impossible" where celebrity chefs and michelin-starred professionals compete in crafting unconventional, ludicrous, and outright wacky dishes
>threws a hissy fit
Remember when Jorge Polanco was actually good and a Twin?
>>155110734He was good last year.
why have there been so many mariner fans declaring their homosexuality in the genny lately?
>>155108445could be worse, dodgerbros. at least we aren't the spurs
>>155110777it's pride month hunny <3
The Angels may have won. But I still want Kurt fired.
>>155110694what's the craziest dish they got on there?
>>155110789(please do not post yams' blown no-no)
>>155110806i don't know why, but this video makes me want to die
>>155110777love is love :)
>>155110821I hate food porn. all it does is make me hungry and fill my pie hole with something less appealing.
>>155110812hard to care about that when he got WS MVP later in the same season to be desu
>>155110801What manager can win with a roster as terrible as the Angels’?
gn
>>155110883we are grinding the show for the new red diamond jizz card
>>155110927nigga who tf is 'we'?
>>155110942
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Kek Manfred really paid for an As series win in Vegas to get it started
>>155110883Are you Drowspie?
>>155110875No he's uniquely terrible. They would probably be 8 or 9 games better than they currently are if he just wasn't so fucking bad. He loses the games for this team so often.
Ben Rice and Matt Olson should be your A.L. and N.L. all stars at first base. Kurtz can DH, and fuck Freddie Freeman.
>>155111048manfred juiced the fuck out of the balls nevermind the little league stadium
Non-retarded all star picks, all the dodgers are getting in so I voted for other players instead.
>>155111210how bout you juice THESE balls ;)
im gaygo m’s
boy i tell ya icsamcrn
>>155111228kek
>>155111227sure anon! twins fan btw
The Mets should start tanking to draft Anthony Pack Jr. In a couple of year. That dude can fucking play
>>155111344fucking play with dis bussy
>>155111358okay!*cums in your shitter*
>>155111344They can start by trading Juan Soto and Francisco Lindor.
for me it's plain ol' OPS and that one live performance of rock lobster
>>155111400OPS+
Why don’t teams just sort their lineups by OPS?
>>155111438because they're cowards
>>155111447Tell me why?
>>155111558aint nothin but a heartache
>>155111593im gay go m’s
>>155110601i fucked the mouse
>>155111617i fucked a t girl
>>155111649we all have
Doyers hanging in there
>>155111727they lost in quite embarrassing fashion actuallyhopefully shohei gives up on his stupid cy young chase, lets his blister heal and focuses on mashing the ball
>>155108615Still won the series, still over .500Yes im seething
>>155111227Are you a Cubs girl?
>>155111224Abrams > de la cruzWood > sotoIm not meming
>>155111224>Shitman at 3rd.
>>155111224Where’s Ryback?!
>>155108514alright what's her name
>>155112150mandypandyx
niggas stuck in the stone age
>>155112198Why you gotta post this on my first night on zepbound?
>>155112244is this some new basketball slang? I know there was a big game on earlier but I dont think they post here much
>>155112265Ozempic shit. I’m not craving late snacking or alcohol for the first time in a while
imagine how scary the poodres could be right now if they had been a little more patient instead of trying to win the WS every year by trading off the farm
>>155112278do the side effects include lusting after balls/ancient sculptures of lard?
>>155112278good for you
>>155112285>raffs
why it always gotta take so long to find something to fap to
>>155112346man I could show you the world
>>155112346take a few days off
Ex came over unsolicited woke me up now im just awake. Awesome. Smoking weed and drinking beer now.
>>155112467Marijuana and alcohol are bad for you
Livin's bad for ya brutha
Jorge Posada was better than Mike Piazza
>>155112285They were doomed since those expensive contracts were handed out
>>155112862
Royals got GRILLED
>>155108490BYOB #birdland. <3 it's Bird's day Thursday!
>>155112862Pre or post steroids Piazza? :3
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZauFA3s2xT/
cubs lost a series to the rocks kek!
>>155113085Fuck you
>spurs had a generational choke perhaps our loss yesterday wasn't so bad
>>155110127Somebody FINALLY taught him where the strike zone was. Now if they could just do that for Gorman ...
Food for thought this morning:Is Chris Sale an HoFer?Who made a bigger mistake letting him go, Chicago or Boston?
How does Mr. Met get away with this?https://x.com/cardinalsgifs/status/2064890216977166746
>>155114783The Sox
>>155114783Chicago made up for their Sale trade with the package they got for Crochet
>>155108588White sux play smart baseball
lil fellas really believed the scrubbies winning a few home games in 40 degree weather was sustainable into the fall
>https://x.com/Eric_Schmitt/status/2064888732008743111Why does baseball filter demonrats?
Sigh
Fart
Did someone say Anthony Recker's feminine, female azz?
da heck?
Juan Soto you can pay $60k to watch the Knickerbockers play in Madison Square Garden but when people tuned in to you to watch your dogshit performance in Queens against the Cardinals instead of watching that epic fightback in Manhattan you done nothing. A shame what an absolute shame. Never loved the team only love for the money. Im gonna call into Mets 880 Radio for a fan call I'm sick and tired of ts
>>155114737Was told by Disney/ESPN and lebron channel etc all that it was le end of the Knicks weird how today they're super quiet on a 30 PT collapse owo can't believe I've got to root for a NY team it hurts being from Maryland
gm potassiumchads
the nintendo dadshttps://x.com/Bobbycressey/status/2064891963791605859
>>155115434gm
>>155115434Gm fren! <(^•^<)
>>155115434That batter looks so defeated getting dabbed on that hard
>>155115048Hard to learn the game when you live in a shoebox in a bugman colony
>>155115434>potassium Sorry but I'm an Animalschad
>>155115434>>155115474
>>155115581>777man I always knew this shit had weird religious undertones, it's always felt like another one of those 'cultural Mormonism' psyops
>>155115048I think the real question is why pedophiles are so good at baseball. Must spend a lot of time hanging around little league ballparks.
>>155115665I'm pretty sure that's just Garrett playing up a sort of Las Vegas "jackpot" angle especially with how money his pitching has been for years nowDrew Gillaspie is MY closer.
how can mlb even compete?
ESPN Power Rankings headline: "MLB Power Rankings Week 11: Cardinals, White Sox on the rise""13. Chicago White SoxRecord: 36-31Previous ranking: 13"
>>155115779>13>previous 13>on the rise?
>>155115048baseball is American and they are anti-American. pretty simple
>This will be the last /mlb/ thread before all future /mlb/ threads are either purged or bumped down to page 8 during the World Cup
I got some batter for ya
>>155115863Just ask the Mariners fans to keep it alive.
>>155115686
>>155115048Republicans are adding Jay Feely and Mark Teixeira to Congress in November.
>>155115863Merge /mlb/ with /pingswing/ to keep the threads bumped God i hate thirdies so much. Imagine only having one sport lol
>>155115048Conservative, largely white fanbase. Same reason democrats hate golf
>>155115863We need Alysa now more than ever
im gay go m’s
>>155115863I'm good with all spammers in this thread keeping it alive except the Yankee schizo.
>>155116321doesn't matter who it is. it's all hands on deck if we want to stay up uninterrupted. everyone gotta do their part.
>>155116378Doyerpacos reporting in
>>155116397Doyerpacos, Poodrepacos, Snekpacos, Jintpacos, and Astromiguels are going to be in the Mexican World Cup match threads
>>155116321the yankee schizo is funny. every time he calls a perfect game the pitcher gets btfo.
>>155116378I'm a girl, a cubs girl
>>155115897I could have sworn palmerio played for my Orange ducks for a year or two o.o
>>155116378I'm gay, go Ms
>>155116413we'll probably get archived semi regularly until the knockout stage begins. my memory of the last time was that we just got sick of it. every other general had the same issue. one anon here started browbeating the general and exhorting everyone to steady keep poastin and we managed to be the only regular general not to get archived.
>>155116435based advanced irony understander, these seething trannies could never see the humor in our shitposts
>Doyerpacos, Poodrepacos, Snekpacos, Jintpacos, and Astromiguels are going to be in the Mexican World Cup match threads
>>155116498I appreciate you guys
let /mlb/ die, i say. good riddance. my team sucks this year so now baseball is gay and boring again! sorry fags, just the way it is!
>>155116491>we'll probably get archived semi regularly until the knockout stage begins.no...NO!!!
>>155115863This board is dead it wont be that bad till maybe the final few rounds. People cant spam or phonepost like they used to.
>>155116534we survived through the final while a lot of us were watching it.
This board is dead!
Go White SoxHope all the Sox anons are having a blast, rest in peace RBO
>>155116580Ducking from blasts more like
Get you a girl who plays softball
I make up like 80% of the genny's activity but I'll be in chimpcongo all weekend, so you'll have to survive without me.
>>155116564This parrot is pining for the fjords ^~^
>>155116580All those chisox posters that killed themselves when they lost the just games in history ;_;7
>>155116780most games*
>>155116780I know lots of anons from the 2010s are still here but we have just been in hiding
>>155116765Can't be true because I'm at least half the genny. In any case, I'm busy moving and can't shitpost as much for awhile
>>155116580Based AJ is still out there somewhereEating, fatly
I tried to tell yall about My Pirates after they lost the first game in the series. Dodgers spent all season playing cupcake teams.
>>155116808kek forgot about that loser
>>155116805>>155116780Whatever happened to that saudi prince sox fan?
>>155116882>>155116808
>>155116810was that the best win of the season so far?
>>155116882he seems to pop in a couple times a year with no rhyme or reason
>>155116810pirates aint it
between yankees namefag spammer, anti-marinerfag spammer, attention seeking marinerfags, and doyerpaco npcs, the genny will be fine
>>155116939we run this shit
>>155116105>Imagine only having one sport lolthat's most of /mlb/, they hiss at you if you mention a different sport here
Let me get this straight: all the usual spics are gunna be busy in soccer threads and this is somehow a bad thing?????
>>155116939reddit has better baseball discussion. i say this as an oldfag
>>155116413Snekpacos don't exist, they're all white. All the pacos in Arizona are doyerpacos
>>155116939don't forget the constant mds
>>155116987>Snekpacos don't exist, they're all white.
>Os Mariners on ESPNM bros, how does your team do when on national TV? Os fold under any pressure
>>155116491I don't think it's gonna get bad soon. the format has changed and bloated the first round which could mean slower traffic but once the knockouts start in June 28th all hell breaks loose
>>155117009yeah, who knows what will happen. I can't cite specific examples, but I can say I was surprised we were archived at times I didn't think we would be and we did stay up when the other generals couldn't.
>>155116991Based Mariners
>>155116987don't concern yourself with anons who have never been to AZ
>>155116780>>155116805>>155116808Is woeposter dead?
>>155116991>the constant mdsLet's make something clear. The Mest are 9 games under .500. If Wild Card 3 is going to finish with 85 wins, the Mest are running out of time to get there. Starting today, the Mest would need to play at a 95-win pace just to get to 85 wins. If the Mest play .500 across their next 20 games remaining in June, they will have to play at a 100-win pace to reach 85 wins. In other words, with each passing day, it does not seem like the 2026 Mest are ever going to ignite. It is what it is. Every new day it's looking like it is more and more over for the Mest in 2026. It's not mds. It's math.
The Yankees scored 8 runs without a single home-run yesterday, are you guys noticing a pattern yet? Also Bellinger has 1 home-run with RISP. The 3-hitter of the New York Yankees has 1 home-run with runners in scoring position. Should I repeat it?
>>155116580Rbo posted in the Bears threads a few months ago.
>>155116991mets dick sucking lol
Really liking the hype for the Ms Os game
>>155117313Where is he for the White Sox then?
>>155116939Seriously though. 48 years and not even an appearance. Even the '93 established marlels have a couple. Sad.
>>155117389>white sox suddenly winning so much that they're even winning other team's games
>>155117434He'll be here for the playoffs, not much discussion since I stopped doing game threads
>>155117568Pretty much this. That last rbo sighting was also in a playoff thread only.
>>15511749048 years and 49 full seasons!
>Skubal returning on SaturdayDamn, I guess Boras wasn't lying kek
>>155117793fags here actually thought the tigods season was overIt's not even July yet overreactors
50 years? kwab
>51 yearsgayriners kek
>NOOOOO YOU CANT SUPPORT A TEAM WHO HAS NEVER WON A CHAMPIONSHIP You fairweather T-shirt fans are so fucking revved by the Mariners having fans lmao
>>155116997/we/ went over a decade without being on national tv lol. Glad those days are over
never even won a pennant lol
>>155118044It's mostly dodger and yankee frontrunners lashing out
>>155116964nah i see tons of mentions of heem, college sports, even nba
Start with winning an AL pennant lil fella
do gayriners fans actually think it’s their year to get tapped on the shoulder?
>>155116965idk who this is but please never post her again. disgusting
Should we start making entire threads for every baseball-related thought that comes to our minds like soccerfags do?
>>155118111I can almost respect yankees fans because they haven’t won a title since most mleb users were in middle school lol. Doyers fans are diehard loyal since 2020
>>155118176The worst is /afl/ Aussie bantz are terribly unfunny these days. They used to be king shitposters
the knicks comeback last night was the mets world series
astrochads make the gayriners seethe because they are sharks who accrued 5 pennants while the memeiners were out there swimming with the fishes.>2005>2017>2019>2021>2022
Just wanted to say O’s fans are based and I hope it’s a good game today bros
>>155118269Based asstronomer dabbing on gayriner fanatics
how did the Rockies turn Senzatela into one of the best pitchers in baseball
>>155118269Astros were in the NL in 2005 bud Why would the mariners seethe other that kek
>>155118232>the knisck are a mets coded franchise logo + all champs are yankees coded = mets suck
>>155118222*be's*
>>155118322>b-but realignment Seething kek, gayriners don’t have 1 player better than Craig Biggio in 51 years of playing time.
>>155118322east coasties literally have no clue the nl central had 6 teams while the al west had 4 for years
>Mets, Nets, Jets
>>155118369Craig Biggio has as many rings as the Mariners kek
>schizo still spamming “gayriners” >making 30 anti-mariners posts per thread
>>155118322>Uhm..Acktually!!!ok cool what about the other 4 pennants that anon listed? >Gayriners still have ZERO (0)kek
>>155118377Meanwhile the AL East had the Brewers (who flew over Seattle, mind you) and the Tigers, so if the Faggotinerrs had a baby dick division why haven’t they won a pennant in the past?
/m'sseething loners board/
MDS reaching an all time high?
>AHHH RANDY COME BA-ACK!
>NOOO RANDY COME BA-ACK!
What happened to sal stewart. a lot of you faggots were treating him like your boyfriend
>NOOO A-ROD STAY!!
>NOOO DAD COME BA-ACK!
>>155116997since like 2021/22 probably a losing W/L or close to .500 when you include fox/fs1/espn/tbs, i think we have a winning record in apple tv games. like the other anon said the m's didn't have many national games for a while. i remember it being like 2? maybe 3? fox games per season through the 00's that was a long time ago
https://x.com/xvrlolz/status/2064888897889333759
>>155118471It’s sad how many lonely, insane people there are on this site
based anti-marinerfags getting the marinerfags in a tizzy and keeping the genny alive. thank you for your service.
>>155118579daddy’s coming back in august just in time to hit more soul crushing bombs at tmobile in the CS.
>mid-day bubblin' Mariners general, Mariners board, Mariners website, Mariners internet, Mariners nation, Mariners world, Mariners universe
>>155118612what the fuck is this shit
>>155118579Judge is your daddy
>>155118579Rice never left lol
>>155118222those are nu australians
>>155118176>making entire threads for every baseball-related thought that comes to our mindsThere's been like 2 anons trying to do that, the threads never reach double digit posts tho.
>>155118176yes
this is who the gayriners donated a free pennant to btw
I've buckbroken the scrubbies trooncord and gayriner fanatics. Watch your step or your club is next.
>The Dodgers released Tyler Fitzgerald, who they acquired from the Blue Jays in late April.did he even play a game, what a fucking life, just going from clubhouse to clubhouse and sitting there
blow gays kek
>>155118775kek so true, genny’s been void of cubtrannies for weeks, gay m’s already vacated the thread a few days ago
I haven't seen my own dick in years and it fills me with impotent rage
>>155115356Is “feminine, female” redundant?
>>155118417eh, better than the guy who does the Sarah Langs copypasta (me)
marinerfags can't handle bantz
Initially neutral third party observer here but I'm going to have to side with the Mariners here.
>>155118815No. Men can be women, too
Manfred is a stupid idiot. He should have this season go on break during the World Cup so MLB players can go attend matches and support their national teams.
>>155118835other incredibly neutral third party observing here but i'm going to have to kek memeinerds kek
>>155118776he got one of the longest looks of anyone not on the 40-man in st. played well and got stashed in AAA and never called up.
>>155118835im gay go m’s
>>155118836?How?
>>155118282Fren<(^•^<) I don't really have anything bad to say about mariners or really any Washington team my problem is the government of the state. Meow if it was Pittsburgh or Boston teams that is something else o.o
>>155118974You are a grown man, I am a grown man. Let's talk like grown men.
What's it like having an NBA team
>>155118282Based. Going to the Thursday game next week. Best of luck Ms bros
>>155118945He's a chud making fun of the idea that a woman can have a penis or that a man can have a vagina. That sort of shit has no place on /mlb/ or 4Chan.
>>155117214I always hated woeposter. Just fishing for pity.
>>155119076#Birb
>>155119001bugger me arse
>>155118282I say this.
>>155119176aye
As a heads up mariners fans were outed as ai tranny jeets. Post wisely
>>155119001You are a grown man, I am a grown man. Let's pull each other's pants off and enjoy some consensual anal play.
>>155119193they disgust me
....I'd feel a lot more upset about all the rudeness if it didn't come hot on the heels of Judge's career being finished
*rocks your world*
>>155119258>solo homer and a salami in his last rehab start
>>155108445I've seen that chart before
>>155119228not cool
>>155119387>BaltimoreI have a few buisness ideas for the greater Baltimore area:>1. Baltimore Balls and More!A used sporting goods shop that sells, among other things, balls (baseballs, footballs, soccer balls, any kind of ball)>2. Baltimore Balls and More!A formal wear rental business that rents tuxedos, gowns, etc for proms, weddings, and of course balls>3. Baltimore Balls and More!If I ever decide to get my medical license in urology, this would be the name of my walk-in medical practice>4. Baltimore Balls and Whores!If prostitution is ever legalized in the state of Maryland (not likely, I know) this would be the name of a brothel that I would establish.GO ORIOLES!
MDS will keep /mlb/ alive during the soccerfest
>>155118417it's a mariners fan falseflagging
>Wearing the road alts at home>Already down 1-0This is bad juju from the Metsies
BOBA CHETTENO DOUBTERRRRRR
>>155118659>>155118678unhealthy obsession
>>155119472I was driven to the extreme and lashed out.
>>155118653MANY are saying this!
Jared Young baby. But the boys need to be careful. Don't want to spend the our weekly run allotment all in one place
Guys why aren't you talking about the Mariners and Os game this evening? I feel like that is the most important thing in baseball right now
>>155119709Would you say its a marquee match-up?
>>155118653no one is saying this
>>155119709we're all waiting for the dodgers-pirates game. this is a dodgers genny after all.
>>155119478Many are saying this
>>155119709Two small market teams? I’ll pass.
>>155119607I don’t think so. /We/ don’t have schizo fans on mleb
the balls are juiced in queens
Oh. Well that lead didn't last long. Christian better lock in starting now, since 3 runs is all he can really expect.
>mariners gameday >no posts for 6 minutes dead general dead sport
>6 minutes between posts >Already on page 3Guys you need to do better than this if we are to compete with povertyball
Finally got an upgrade at 2B
I baked every nu yesterday
Here’s the defensive alignment. Any thoughts on the batting order?
>>155120383giving third worlders access to the internet might be the biggest blunder in the history of mankind
>>155111224
>>155120585bench: chandler simpson (speedster/obp guy)bryce harper (righty killer)bobby witt jr (speedster/obp guy)biz mackey (versatility multiple positions)
>>155119478Few things desu one being the fact the red tape is enormous here largely because of what flows through I95-695 also it's already been tried the under armour dude spent hundreds of millions trying to rebuild Baltimore harbor and such to no avail thirdly the crime. Hard to gain traction with new stores if they're being robbed or assaulted by take your pick of words - young adults, juveniles, future doctors and engineers etc
>>155120476>>155120585I don't understand the appeal of an all superstar team like this. There are no salary or trade concerns here? You just open digital baseball card packs and get a free Ohtani or whatever and then get to play online with other free Ohtani super teams?
>>155121232The appeal is that with everyone having a superstar squad, the game becomes a strategic chess match focused on user skills, pitch sequencing, and batting discipline. Unlike chasing big names, building a team is a "Moneyball"-style strategy involving optimal lineup balance and individual player quirks. It's a baseball sandbox where legendary Hall-of-Famers can be paired with current talents. Traditional budget management is replaced by earning rewards, market trades, and stat boosts for your favorite cards.
When /mlb/ is on page 10 you'll be begging for MDS
Did we change the base hit celebration from doing like some hammer thing to doing Spider Man webs? Thank god, the hammer thing kinda sucked.
ok here’s the mariner killer team
Last time the Yankees won the world series, Osama Bin Laden was still alive
*mogs colt shitterson*
>>155121961He still is sis
>>155121563>it's a fucking gatcha
>>155122076you’re just salty theres no good mariner players yet
Go berds
>>155122104There's no Microsoft Windows™ PC experience, I wouldn't know.
>>155122191Sorry about that, it’s pretty just a beefed up version of those mobile baseball games like 9-innings. Hits the spot for me.
>The city of San Diego
Your team’s shortstop does have a gold glove award, right anon?
NOT TRADINGNOT SELLINGINDIANS COLLAPSEWHITE SUX COLLAPSE
Not relocating.
>>155122345oof madone
>>155122345Whose going to the Padre games now?
>>155122530Poodrepacos and Doyerpacos are supporting their national futbol team today.
Doyers
>>155122530Padres are a white fanbase
COLTBOMB
Can the Mets really not beat any of the possible NL Wildcard teams? They have losing records against several of them…
>>155122905They destroyed the Poodres.
>>155122345Was this supposed to be a surprise to any of us?
>>155123032That team isn’t even in the hunt.
>>155122814word
The New York Mets have a combined record of 9-16 against seven National League Wild Card contenders so far in the 2026 season. 2-1 against the Pirates 3-4 against the Nationals1-2 against the Diamondbacks 1-2 against the Reds1-4 against the Cardinals0-3 against the Cubs0-0 against the PhilliesEven if the Mets somehow managed to displace their losses by playing at a .750 winning clip for the rest of the season, they face certain elimination against any of the NL playoff teams.
>>155123327we're getting major league reinforcements, we've played most of the season with minor leaguers filling in
>>155123327>0-3 against the Cubs
>>155123327>0-3 against the cubskek mest
AJ Minter just got traded to the Dodgers
How do you think he's faring?
>>155124390we got randy off north sentinel island so who knows what he could find out in the jungle
>>155123110>currently holding the third wc spotOkay
>>155122241For me, it's PS2 era games with an autist editing current players in.
>>155124694And there it is.
>>155125473And a bix nood to you too fine sir.
>>155122363I don't think rookies can get it? Granted I don't remember also he went down to minors few times - Holliday:3
>>155124390>mest>making contact with anything
Soto hit a home run. Does anyone care of is everyone watching soccer?
>>155126694I'm patiently counting down the time until my team plays. Just getting some work done in the meanwhile... I couldn't care less for soccer.
ugh
>>155126465kek
berds...
>>155127233snek :(
Mariners!
>>155127966few are saying this
Mariners indeed!
>>155127966Many are saying this
>>155127966I am saying this
>>155127966I'm saying this
>>155127966Who is saying this?
>>155127966…are gay
mets win
>letting devin williams go 1-2-3huh
>>155127966Hoo is saying this
>>155108487My pirates (:
