Thread for talking about concacaf teams at the world cup. Mexico kicks off the world cup at 2pm tomorrow>all matchday 1 concacaf matchesmexico vs south africa>fridayCanada vs Bosnia&HerzegovinaUSA vs Paraguay >saturdayHaiti vs Scotland>sundayGermany vs Curacao
>>155110582I have the feeling the USA will be the big surprise this year
we are all fucked, but at least we'll be fucked together :)
>>155110903I think they'll get to the quarter finals then they'll get a team too big to pass unless an upset gives them a big team earlier on
Always root for my concacaf bros in World Cup games
>>155110903if usa wins their group and spain wins their group, both teams will be on a pretty easy path to a matchup in the quarterfinals which will probably be too big of a hill to climb for usa.
>>155110582I like this new edit>>155111282We're not winning our group, Turkey is marginally better than us in terms of talent although they're just as inconsistent like we are when it comes to facing the top European sides so maybe we can squeeze into 1st by luck of results with 6 points.
>>155110582I'm just rooting for funny outcomes. Canada or the US losing to a micronation will be equally as enjoyable as Canada doing anything successfully against remotely good teams or the US beating any countries that care about this tournamentExtra bonus points if a Caribbean team survives the groups>MexicoSeems too tragic to get much joy there unless they go on an utter tear
>>155112909>Extra bonus points if a Caribbean team survives the groupsIf haiti beat scotland which I really think they can there's a good chance they go through as a best 3rd place team
Mexico soon!I might grab some tacos for the match
>>155110582There's a huge possibility of the USMNT facing Canada in the Round of 32, so that'll be hilarious.
>>155116264There is actually a higher probability of us playing mexico
It probably wont ever happen but it would be nice if all the negative press from the visa issues from this world cup led to the gold cup being hosted in other countries
>>155112629Turkey are better than us man for man but I think they're too reliant on their individual star power. I'd say it's a coin flip but Paraguay or Australia could easily shock both of us
>>155110903The *rig surprise, yes
>>155110582How many USMNTQI+ players even have blue eyes lmao
>conCACAfmexico will lose o algo
>>155117838I feel you can probably beat turkey 2-1 or something for the same reason you said but it probably depends on if poch is still experimenting
>>155122092no one in my country knows who any of these guys are. but i wish them well
>>155122180no one in mexico knows them either don't worry
wishing all of our CONCAKINO bros good luck
>>155110582love me cumboislove me island shitterslove me mesoamerican murderballsimple as
CONCACAF STRONK
>struggling this much to score on 10 man South AfricaWtf are yall doing?
>9 man south africaKILL DE BOERS
ConcaGOD bros one of us is winning this whole tournament
>>155110582cam on leafland win ur first wc game
i think that second SA red was a yellow on mexico for shoving his ass into the player to impede him off the ball.i think that MEX red should have been a yellow.i like the mariachi music after the goals.the stadium looked nice.this concludes my thoughts on a pretty shitty game, congrats mexies
azteca booed our flag at the opening ceremony today. therefore i'm afraid i have to go back to hoping your entire team suffers a torn acl. sorry!
>>155110582FIFA set this up for the off chance of a US vs Mex or US vs Canada game in the knockout stages. I do not agree with this.No more /cum/mer wars>Germany vs Curacaolol, brutal first match
>>155110582Concagay
>>155110582Bosnia will beat Canada tomorrow right
Czech are incredibly mid sub par even. 2 less spots for eufa and 5 more for concacaf
>>155143561And you wouldn’t make it neither
>>155143624Yup
>>155134534I really don't know what to expect of our team. It doesn't seem like we're in an especially difficult group (certainly looks easier than 2022's group), but I just hope they deal with the pressure well.
Korea is a memeWe have a chance
>>155116541
>>155144107Your group is easy dude, top 2 guaranteed. Bosnia and Qatar should be doable even for you without Davies. I dont expect you to beat the Swiss but you can easily go through with a win and a draw.
>>155146937Bro every group is easy. This shit retarded. USA will obviously beat Paraguay 3-0 and just clinch this shit day 1
Unfortunately I have tickets to a WC game and my friend will be coming so i have 2 days to furnish my apartment and pretend not to be a complete failure chud
>>155146952Our group is actually hard relative to the others because 3 of the teams are on similar levels so it's harder to predict but we should still go through as top 2. We've been in harder tournament groups before and gone through with far worse talent (like 2016 Copa Centenario) so this shouldnt be too difficult.
>>155146937The problem is our NT fucking sucks at scoring. We could easily get slurped into draws
>don't really care for soccer>check highlights of bean vs south nigs>1st goal is from a "bean" who's the most darkest nig i've seen in some timewhat's the point if this is allowed to represent beans. i seriously don't get it
>>155147013Genuinely worse case scenario is 3 ties and the USA probably advances anyways. Refuse to believe they don't get at least 1 win. They're favorites against everyone
This is our WC cumcacaf, at least one of us needs to make it to the semifinals
Haiti Chads how we feeling?
>USMNT playing in InglewoodFuck me, Century blvd is going to be a traffic shithole in the evening. I wanted to go to Costco next to Sofi to buy me some chicken and croissants.
Bump
>once in a lifetime opportunity of having a gome world cup>everyone gets injured before the tournament starts
Paragay is getting refballed so hard tonight
>>155146952*unless weah punches someone in the head and gets sent off, which has definitely never happened in an international fixture
>>155151918Thankfully our team is mostly intactBut we did lose our bench midfielders last minute One plays for Atlético Madrid and the other for Lyon now we got MLS back up brigade
I love CUM
>>155154579Me too bro
Mexico what is this thing in World Cup pregames in your nation where in a crowd full of Mexico jerseys theres a slightly good looking Korean in a red Korea top and the crowd chant "beso beso" and some torta kisses him. Is this a Mexican thing?
>>155155915tf is this alien font
>>155156466Its what they speak in Toronto
Its kind of insane that Canada hasnt found anyone to start over or at least compete with david these last 4 years because the guy is just not good
OOOOO CAN...'t score goals
>>155154121This sounds dumb but I calculated our team value in transfermarkt with the My World Cup squad page and we would've had a 400+ million dollar squad if Johnny and Tessmann made it in place of the MLSers
Canada really missing Davies
>>155163089They should've just started larin an ahmed over buchanon and david. Davies wouldn't really solve the low block problem
Eh, I'll take the point.>>155161749I'm watching the post-game on TSN and yeah, the commentators were deservedly ripping on David. There was no excuse for him not scoring with that chance right in front of the net.
>>155164564Yeah David has had a poor season Probably better to bring him on off the bench
>>155165096I think hes been poor since he left lille desu
CUM ALLIANCE GODS, HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY
>>155167073Oh he left lille last year i swear it feels like hes been playing in serie a for 2 years for some reason
Severely disappointed in Canada. Bringing our Concacaf power level down by not winning vs the slavs
>>155167088I BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN WIN
>>155167088pretty good, I was saving some American bikini girls for this very day.
CONCACAF TONIGHT WE DINE IN INGLEWOOD
>>155168306Kay posting must resume
CUM is too powerful
WERE DOING IT BROS WERE DOING IT
EN DONDE ESTAAAAN EN DONDE ESTAAAANESOS SUDACAS QUE NOS IBAN A GANAAAR
>undefeated>undefeated>undefeatedConcaCHADSConcaKINGSConcaGODS
YAAAAY GO CONCACAF
AMERICA WON THE SOCCER BOWL.
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Mexibros. I am willing to lose the final Dos a Cero.But only to you. On the condition you kill Canada and England on the way.
>>155180744cute
>>155117988>coca cola-caf
>>155181059Until we meet
Yeah I'm thinking cumcacaf is making it to the quarterfinals
>>155110582hi caca frendsloved this version of USA
>>155180744Goya>>>
>>155148606ready for great day tomorrow, glad to even be here. shame one had to be swapped out already though.
>>155116541Holy based
>>155181403hope they let you keep the flag on your shirt
>>155181206hey costabroglad to see you
bros should I go to an irish bar or the latino area tomorrow to watch games?
>>155181583hi bro :) have a nice evening! a friday night after a great victory is the best.>>155181878Irish try a nice stout on my behalf
>>155181878If you want to root against scotland go to the irish bar if you want to root against haiti go to the latino bar and find the nearest group of dominicans
>>155181934either bar would serve guiness most likely, its the go-to stout in the states>>155181949I dont know what dominicans look like
>>155182072if you can, try O'hara red, its really nice
Good news Pulisic is fine just kicked in the calve
missed the match but hey look we actually scored goals for once, that's nice
Why do soccer players keep flopping They get touched and act like they broke their leg, then get up just fine.
