>Italy FIFA World Cup 2026 schedule: ... >FANTAhttps://play.fifa.com/fantasy/join-league/R1SDPUAG >PREDICTORhttps://play.fifa.com/match-predictor/join-league/3KMVTBDEReminder to be nice, plan meeting, drink a lot of water, start imagining mercato delusions, and eat some fruits.
Good morning!>Milan will not make a decision on the coach before Saturday, June 13, but Friday, June 12 could be important for resuming contacts with the preferred candidates.On Rangnick, we are currently at a standstill there. The German is the most authoritative candidacy at this moment, but the marriage is not so taken for granted.">Glasner: the Austrian stays ahead even without the arrival of RangnickA return to AC Milan remains Tonali’s preferred option should he leave Newcastle.
How did the thread die lel, burger sports overnight?
>>155112493the Knicks won against the Spurs with a last second clutch shot, jew yorkers probably went full schizo
>>155112521Jesus Christ lmao
>Juventus have asked info for Cagliari’s midfielder Gianluca Gaetano. Coach Luciano Spalletti knows and appreciates him since they were together at Napoli and wanted to call him in Italy National Team two years ago for Euro 2024 before Gaetano’s injury. [Schira]Underrated player imo but I dunno if he’s underrated enough to be Juve quality
bnicks are known intergods, will they choke
>>155112796>Gianluca GaetanoWhich one is the surname
>>155112861they will comically choke the next two games and then refball in game 7 with a clear missing flagrant 2
>>155112260Wish Italy made the World Cup
dont care really much about wc without italy. maybe i support norgay and some team that plays nice calcio.
>Kevin Prince BOATENG about his relationship with Melissa SATTA: “My relationship with Melissa Satta was pure madness. We were having sex at least seven or eight times a week, and I never gave my body any time to recover. When I stepped onto the pitch, my legs had no strength left. I had put football, money, everything else in the background. When you're with a famous and beautiful woman, sometimes you forget you're a professional athlete. While Milan expected me to win trophies, I was burning all my energy in the bedroom...”
>>155113271that's the most cucked post i've read on /seriea/, now I understand why you're so obsessed with bbc
>>155113276twinkazzo's pink sock status?
Scotty doesn't know
>Comolli's position as CEO is under discussion! The ownership is gathered in these hours to define imminent and profound corporate changes. t. SkySborrtGreat timing, anything else?
>>155114295>anything elseCarnevali potentially replacing him? That's grim as fuck
>>155114485I'd rather see Chiellini AD instead lmao
>>155114495Which one
>>155114295why did they wait a month lmao
>>155114561The third one :)
>>155114599>a woman in charge of Jjust mercatoCan't be worse than Grimolli and Grimtolo tbqh
>>155114715Kinose final boss
>>155114715>a woman boss?>men listen to their mothers, they listen to mewould btw
>>155113287you must be seething that morocco fans got banned. lul
Intrasting
>>155115546wtf how does Romeo know GF just landed to sign her long-term contract with Anon FC
Oh wow it's actually happening wtfany slander ideas for Carnevali?
godspeed le directeur, you died for Sborretti's sins
so Milan is without ceo and a former redbird executive just lost his job... a match made in heaven? honestly I don't care that much at the moment I crave GLASNER and maybe RANGNICK but I think he might be too big of a change.
Carnevali to Jj means only one thing...
>>155115899hory shit, the meme becomes reality
In a perfect world comolli would work for como
>>155115952No, in a perfect world he joins bbilan
>>155115952>>155115979I mean if they want no italian in any position it would make sense to get him but only if you have someone like rangnick choosing players. I feel like rangnick already evaporated so comolli alone would worry me
My Comolli folder...
>With Carnevali in Darren Burgess would leave Jjustdamn what a shame>>155116018Uomo Rangnick would want the complete control over the club just like Comolli
I guess that's pretty much it for Dibu and Fagioli Sborlotthi Imagine he renews the zingaro lmao
>carnevali to jJThis only means one thing>carnesecchi to jJ
>>155116054I'd rather renew that shitter than waste that money on the Norwegian grug or Jackson Martinez tbfas for the GK ask Beppe Riso
*turns every mercato window into a Turkish telenovela trying to offload garbage players*Kino, there could be no better choice. Also very easy to give holiday-related nicknames
Carnevali is one of the best executives in Italy. He won’t accept mediocrity & his arrival would likely bring a more ambitious project & smarter transfer decisions. He’s strict, disciplined & not known for overpaying average players. I also doubt Spalletti or Ottolini would have freedom under his leadership.
>>155116111*signs Frattesi for a gorillion aurelios**loans Bremerd to sfinter for free (wages entirely paid by Jjust btw)*
>>155115587so, does this mean that buciano won?
>Alessandro Costacurta feels that it is wrong to consider Rafael Leao a ‘leader’ of Milan, but has criticised the Portugal international for his inconsistency.>Personally, I’ve never considered him a Ballon d’Or level player,” said Costacurta. “I played with some of those: They are at an entirely different level. If he leaves, you’re not losing a Kaka or a Shevchenko. Rafa has never been a champion like that, even if he thinks he is
>>155116243Depends, I wouldn't be surprised if they fire everyone involved with last season's crash, Spalletti included.This club can't move forward from the same shitalian coaches/directors so expect Conte to replace him.
>>155116283as I see it vlaho walking free was the last straw for elkann, if he wanted buciano's head he would have sacked him as soon as the season ended, I could be wrong though
>>155116337Well if the rumors are true, Elkann wanted to keep both Comolli and Spalletti (otherwise we wouldn't have waited until June 11 to sack le directeur) provided they were willing to work together. Evidently that wasn't possible so they've rightly decided to scramble the board. A smart owner (which Elkann is not) would also fire Spalletti, because a coach should never be in a position to decide who gets to run the club, a hot-headed old fart is just a recipe for disaster. Instead our dear John will probably get rid of Spalletti because Gonde is available, and heaven forbid this club tries to hire a young coach who actually knows how to implement a modern style of football.
F
What the...
>>155116243Only if he gets Tognozzi IN somehow
>>155116518OuiJja board bros!
>Comolli is also under fire over his wife’s role in data and algorithms, as she reportedly earns €800/900K per year as an adviser. tfw you will never marry Lina Soliloqui and getting a 900k/y job for simply compiling a couple Excel files for the rest of your life
He won
>>155116955Here's your Frattesi for 60 billions tyvm
>>155116936I miss him so much bros...
>>155117037highest iq italian coach of the past 5 years
>>155116979Thanks. Heard you also need a goalkeeper for the post-Sommer... how about 1 Di Gregorio for 30 billions + 10 in bonuses?
>8lini and Modesto are getting fired toolmao what did 8lini do wrong
Would Locatelli start here?
>>155117050Grimolli henchman
>>155117050>lmao what did 8lini do wrongDunno but the GenoANOn didn't rate him so I don't eitherBut let's ask ourselves: what did Modesto do? Like, at allLike, what was his purpose... wahat's he been hiding...
>>155117046Indeed, soon >we will show them all the Motta comeback is inevitable for Serie Ass
what a pathetic letter from lotito, you can tell he's on the ropes, 1 more year of protests and he'll be forced to sell because losing 20m+ a year through tickets not selling is unsustainable when it will also impact other parts of the business
>>155117308lmao flags are back, thank you Hiroshimarmot
Flags are up, ok now im a bit hyped for the unc cup
Spam the fantamondial and predictors a little
https://youtu.be/_XHEYhVuQWQ>Wesley (Sneijder)’s burger joint>The unimpressed negru talking to the actual Van HanegemWtf, I didn’t know the KNVB could produce something Kubrickian like this
>>155117409okay anonthe fantamondial and predictors a littlethe fantamondial and predictors a littlethe fantamondial and predictors a little
>>155117482
>Casteddu wants 20m for CaprileLole, lmao even
Caprile demon
>>155117934top kek
>>155117813Cattle are always held in higher regard than they deserve in Cagliari
You’re all supporting Scotland this year aren’t you?FANTA - https://play.fifa.com/fantasy/join-league/R1SDPUAGPREDICTOR - https://play.fifa.com/match-predictor/join-league/3KMVTBDE
>new Berserk chapter tomorrowYOOOOO
>>155118472>they finally change the flagsI don't understand why they just don't keep them like this at all times
>>155118540Scotland could've
>>155118472>SCOSSA imageWill never fail to make me smirk
https://x.com/macnonesiste/status/2065101763334857042?s=20 lmao
>>155118953Algorithms this data analytics that and >we still ended up listening to agents first instead of intelligently scouting cheap players like he was supposed to. To add to that >we also seem have to have paid his wife close to a million euros for some meme consultancy
Feel sorry for Housemarque desu
>>155119048desu you could very easily tell which rumors were recs from the scout team (which already use data like every club does without the need for a french wizard),basically the Marc Pubvlls and Patrick Zabis, Bendeguz Kovacs, but naturally none of them got signed just “monitored”. The fact that this snake oil salesman got this far is something to behold, the wife basically embezzling money is just the cherry on top.
>>155119127>alinea analyticsProbably not that far off thoughever. I can’t help but think having an Indian protagonist was the death knell. I’m not even that much of a chud but literally nobody has positive feelings about that subset of people.
D'AMICOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Just made my Carnevali folder
>>155119404Saved!
>>155119426>windowsUhm sweetie, 2026 is the year of the Linux desktop
it begins...
>desktopYou need windows manager if you want to stun on the arthoes and nihao cs students (miss me with the pajeetas)
>my Belgian waifu on Dutch TV againWe comfy
Brenda's Got A Baby
My fantaLineup? FinalizedMy fantaPredictions? Fully schizedFinal place on both competitions? Secured
Low-rise jean’s
baggy jeans
I like the Latin Americans. I hope they can unfuck their countries and get a Bukele in each one.
milan customers are insufferable, well like all the strisciate...both glasner and amorim are good managers
>>155120086looks French
Only 23c in Mehigo City? Have "they" turned on the weather machines so the players don't muort?
https://x.com/tb1kinobe/status/2064668622782398688we all deserve this
got the 'dictors and 'nta team locked ingoing to watch all of england and italys matches this world cup :^)
>While yesterday French newspaper L'equipe had a frontpage critical of Infantino and Trump, today Gazzetta dello Sport (Italy's main sport newspaper) had an article written by Infantino itself. "A world cup without Italy, but it unifies the world. It will be the best ever"
>Paola Ferrari's face so full of Botox she can barely blinkLmao
>>155122711For referencehttps://x.com/gabrielecrudele/status/2065125602521178282
Gonna need to listen to Super Ally exclaim "Absolutely" for the next 90 minutes.
>BocellislopYawn
>Bocelli not singing that one song at a football ceremony challengeImpossible.
Thanks to my DAZN being 10 seconds behind for no reason at all
>there ACTUALLY was an Italian at the World Cup Spaghettichads we keep winning!
Why is the stadium speaker Piccinini?
salma hayeki got nibbon stream
>>155123908Maestro Andrea Pirlo edit when
Business idea: WC 2040 in Italy with Paola Ferrari singing the anthem at the opening game at Stadio Ozempico
Do they not know that audio is distorted in stadiums?
scouting future Lazio striker santi grimmynez
Not much diversity in the South Africa team
>>155123647they simply adapt to the cognitive abilities of their average subscriber
Mr Carnevali please sign Sphephelo Sithole
TP for my sithole
>>155124924>>155125176Portuguese league legend. We demand 200 Million Escudos for him!
>>155125310how about 2000 suzuki escudo
please do the needful south afrikaa
GOOOOOAL BAFANA BAFANAGOAL FOR SOUTH AFRICA
porco cane
>>155125822>>155126089Remember to be polite to the Gonzalez's in your neighbourhood
safrica sucks desu
>>155127127Blocco sfinter
>Shitalian public TV showing ads mid game Grim
>>155127515Dutch is too, not sure if more commercials will save the calcio doe
>>155126778
>>155127515it's alright, i've got something to distract you from the ads
>>155127515Not here :^)
Andrea Agnelli’s lost son
>>155128506
>>155128579>>155128506jej
Quinones think he Tino Asprilla
>>155124656white* dia
>>155128819Do NOT look up how tino asprilla unlocked hernan crespo
Hermen Crespulst
Half time Paola Ferrari big sesso
>>155129517Cuadrado tried this with Vlahovic but he only wanted to fuck male escorts so it didn’t work
Do NOT go to the opener match thread and above all Do NOT click any videos from el peruANao
I'm watching on DAZN so I'm missing Paola Ferrari (Stellar Blade version) kino
>>155129517>"One day Newcastle gave us three days off, so I took a plane and went to Parma. We went with Crespo to eat and asked him what was happening to him; He replied that nothing was going on. I asked him who he lived with in Parma, and he told me that with his parents. ‘And the girlfriend?’ I asked him, and he replied that she was in Argentina. “And how long have you not hit that cuddy toy?’ And he tells me ‘I don’t know, six months ago or what, I don’t know’. So I thought, this is a mental problem.>“Then I had some Colombian friends, so I called Natalia, who was just those days in Parma. I introduced them and asked her to go out with Crespo, and they started dating and hitting that cuddy toy. And Hernan didn’t stop scoring goals. Problem solved!”
>called RSA>average age is within range
Honestly crazy how big of a nosedive Santi Gimenez's career took after leaving Feyenoord
>>155130937I wonder where he went
>>155131010Getting benched by a 35yo who won't even play first division football from next year onwards when he was hitting high digits not so long ago, lost the sauce after the bbilan move, similar shit happened to David
>Feyenoord becomes definitive owner of stadium De Kuip. The shareholders of Stadion Feijenoord agreed to merge the stadium and Feyenoord at the Special Shareholders' Meeting (BAVA) on Thursday evening.Owning your own stadium? Not for everyone.
>>155131441We will meet, one day, fellow stadium-owner...
>Ginevra Elkann could become Jj's new presidentIntrasting
if that goal was scored by dusan in s. ass they would’ve had 1000 angles generated in the var room until it looked offside
Paratici was about to spend 80m on Raul Jimenez btw
[Tutto il calcio minuto per minuto opening song starts playing]¡Arriba!
>>155131696She cute but looks too much like John
Can my fellow ethnographers explain why South Africa are shite at football? All the other darkies are quite good. Is it their Zulu blood? Are they different from the other Bantu’s?
Can my fellow ethnographers explain why Scotlanders are shite at football? All the other anglos are quite good. Is it their Terron blood? Are they different from the other Highlander’s?
The only solution is the Lapo solution.>>155131498At this point I have accepted that these clubs will never have success at the same time. I can barely even remember a weekend where both clubs gained points tbqh.
Why is the referee cosplaying Victor Gideon with all that headgear?
>>155132098South Africa is a rugby nation
>>155132072Vice city rememed looking good
>>155132098They’re just a cricket/rugby nation desu
>>155132072How does he look SO Jewish
>>155132380
>>155132380It's the shitty curly hair
There is literally nothing wrong with having moderately curly hair
I wonder what the talmud says about (moderately) curly hair
>>155132512yahud detected
The absolute state of South Africa
Will Guida speak English?
Still a better freekick than Jj's
Jj's free kicks? Hmm, that reminds me...
>next match is at 4amFugg
>bbebote Gimenez didn't get to play a single minuteBbilan legend bbtw
Sleep tight /seriea/Alarm has been set at 3:45 to watch Schick ball out
Her eyes are mesmerizing to say the least, I don't think I'll get to sleep tonight
>>155134966looks like that DmC character who Vergil snipes
>>155135190Wtf finally a good Croat post?!
>>155135252Btw her boss fight/level had a pretty good trackhttps://youtu.be/Tx3alHfGlRA
nigga there are 6 more days before Croatia plays
>>155134966tfw you try to summon zuul
Are we watching Italo #7 stream Zenless or playing some Diablo 4 ourselves before the Korea game?
>>155120951Any team manager will fail in that shit ass society until red piss goes away or stops being retarded, and seeing the past few weeks it's not happening anytime soon
nigga we on that PoE2 shit we playin plant druid feel me?
>PoE2LoleLmao
PoE 2 is the Josip Sutalo of ARPG’s lole
>plant druidThis man living ragebaits me
Happy OR3 day!
hold this entangle nigga
Fantasy football idea: You should be able to short players like shorting stocks. So if the player your shorted gets carded, misses a penalty or gets injured you gain points.
>>155136109>t. grimolli
>B.Silva to Halal is a done deal
>>155134966
>>155134915it's impossible to not get laid at a world cup
italians shouldnt be allowed to watch the world cup
>>155121191Ironically, summer in Mexico city is quite fresh, since it's the rainy season.
sources are telling me that at least 1 future Carneventus player is playing tonight, maybe 2>>155136109me with Zaniolo for the past 5/6 years although I’m finally ready to drop the agenda
Squid Game
nihao
Go big schick
>Di Bello on the VARIt’s the Lissone Boys making all the noise…
Do you remember THAT Patrik Shick goal You know the one
That has to be the most posted webm on this board
Krejci
DNA Gole.
what would jonathan david have done in that situation
DNA Assist.
Which Norwood stage is this?
Amplifico mufa
>>155146655Jd vance meme irl
Good morning!>Saudi Arabian and European clubs are interested in Fofana.There is a draft agreement in place with Glasner. A two-year contract worth €3.5 million per season plus bonuses has been discussed, with incentives linked to qualifying for the Europa League and the Champions League. The talks are advanced, but the deal is not yet finalized because Milan have not made their decisive move yet.>Direct contacts with Rúben Amorim, Jaissle, and Oliver Glasner are expected in the coming hoursGlasner will certainly be one of the candidates that the Milan management will meet again in the coming hours.>There has already been a meeting this week in Spain between Jaissle and Milan, and another one is expected to take place.Amorim was also approached by Milan during the week. He should be added to the list of candidates who will have further, more in-depth talks with Milan.>Milan has never communicated anything to Glasner from the meeting 9 days ago, not even that he is the favorite, as I have often read in these days. Ruben Amorim's name is an idea that was born in these last few days.And the contacts will continue in the next few hours. With Jaissle, there has already been a meeting, and I can guarantee you that there will be another one 100%.
Mo rubo palla a Memict.Bastonvs
Yamauchi day :)
>ZingaroBACK is real
>Bremer and Cambiaso to sfinter>C.Augusto and Frattesi to Jjustt.Tuttosportjesus christ lol
/seriea/ is trauma based control delivery system
Couldn't he have sold us Mohammedovic for peanuts before departing...
>From what reaches the club, Milan should decide by the weekend the path to take.The conditions on the table are known, the hypotheses are at least 3, one with a ds who at the moment is not being appointed. Rangnick isn't thinking about anything, he has laid out the conditions and Milan must choose whether to accept them or prefer the other 2 options. Insiders claim that tgey wouldn't bet an euro on Rangnick and maintains that we're at 33%.
>>155149560>>>/an/
>>155149560it seems glasner is fading away cause he also has better offers on the table...I think the main problem with rangnick is that he needs too much money for his project even though it's basically what redbird wanted since the beginning
Weston McKennie
>>155149769>it seems glasner is fading away cause he also has better offers on the tableI don't really care about him. We need a winner like Conte>I think the main problem with rangnick is that he needs too much moneyThe main problem is ibraZ. He wants to keep his influence and wants to keep his friend/sons in the club. Rangnick would be the best option
>>155149846son..conte is a bollitazzo that destroys every group relationships he touches..we need a modern-footie oriented coach that is able to work well with the few youngsters with have that will be the core of the new team. Ibra isnt the problem, I don't think he had a role in this season
>>155149846Gonde would resign after 2 weeks of dealing with slatan and cardianale
>>155149935He is a milanista at heart
>Louis Reynaud thank you le directeur
>>155150000>A promising signing for Juventus: Louis Reynaud, born in 2008, a defender joining from Toulouse (where he made his first-team debut).His final bomb... merci Le Dictateur
>>155149926>Ibra isnt the problem, I don't think he had a role in this season>Daniele Longo has reported that Ibra’s issue is not actually with Rangnick, but rather the loss of his influence over the Youth Sector side of things. Considering his relationship with Jovan Kirovski, this is somewhat understandable. It has been reported heavily that Ibra is backing Kirovski.
will Chadnevali build an Italian blocco Juve like ol' times sake?maybe life is that grim after all
>>155150113He’s gonna sign Mario Gilardi and Tiziano Gabriele, the two starting CBs for Italy at Euro 2028
>>155150256>Tiziano GabrieleName that can't be not rated
>>155150256ofc i meant life isnt* that grim afteralli hope he signs every shitalian he can get his hands on and sell every useless ngubu on the team at the same time
back to falseflagging I see, poorfagposting is stale I understand
Reminder, Shitaly should be playing Cuckada tonight. What a grandissimo calamità
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FLAG
>>155150000ewww look at that dandruff
>mfw I'm seeing promotions for certain football video games during the WC and they're advertising them with Italy flags
wtf I just got fired by Juventus FC
>>155151479Andrea...
Worldwide
>Worldwide>look inside>it's another negru-ran city
>a bald man to replace Modesto at Jjustplease stop
>Camerda bleached his hairLMAOOOOOO
>Gianni Infantino: "We have already discussed the possibility of a World Cup with 64 teams, to involve the whole world even more. In the meantime, let's enjoy this first edition with 48 teams. Perhaps Italy would qualify with 64 participants. And we could go up to 208 to see if it qualifies."Lmao
lowkey Canada versus Bosnia (and Herzegovina) will be a bussin match I'm fr hype
>>155151936So no visible difference then?
>>155151936Going the dima way
Even when trying to remember as hard as I can, I genuinely don’t even have an inkling about where Mateo Kovacic is playing these days
Matteo Pessina Denaro
>>155152472Marsch is not a great actual coach but at the same time he’s an ideal NT coach because he gets all 11 guys to buy into the suicidal gegenpressing, they have a pretty high ceiling if their forwards actually produce
If he were a little more religious, his name would be Mcredente Kovacic
Raspardeschi to Jj
Any /seriea/-pproved English-language podcasts to keep up with the calcio at ungodly hours?
I'm gonna say something bald but bear with me: ....Alberto Stasi as new Milan manager
i finished emberor rome. i need a new game
>Rangnick rejects MilanWhat a predictable shitshowCardinale wants first and last word after 4 years of delegatingNormally I would likevan owner who is involved but this greasy clown knows nothing about football unlike Silvio
>>155150008This faggot gypsy and his neposon
>>155154492there's still a great austrian man that wants to coach milan...
>>155149846RetardGlasner is more of a winner than the shitty wigHe won trophies even with Palace
>>155154492>>155154529>>155154571>>>/an/
>>155149769HorseshitRangnick worked with low budgetsWhat he demands is full control and a decent amount of timeNow Cardishit wants to be personally involved so he doesn't want to give full control away, and the gypsy wants to keep his butt busdy Kirovski for his shitty son
>>155154634I don't know what the truth is but what I'll just say that former glory-players should never become club executives or be given any serious roles
>>155154676Retard Cardishit proposed Redbird shares to zingaro and he took themFuck Elliott jews for selling to this clown to get interest and fuck Silvio for selling to broke chinks
>>155154571Given the budgets available in the EPL, beating similar European competition seems to me to be the very least managers like him can do. When it comes to managing the weekly double commitment he doesn’t seem all that different from Conte to me (he uses the same gimmick of having two number 10s behind the lone striker, prone to clogging up the midfield with central midfielders), it’s just that Glasner openly neglects the league fixtures instead.His leitmotif of the tired old gegenpressing wouldn’t last more than six months in a country with even the most basic anti-doping controls
marmotta...the gym...per favore
>Albania still hasn't realised that the broke chink was a fixer to clear the club of all the debts it had incurred through Berlusconi’s slush fund
>>155154777jackpot
No opening ceremony is complete without Persian tummy queens (Nora Fatehi in Canada’s case)
>>155155776
what if... I mean cassano can't put a sentence together but he knows ball..New sporting director maybe?!
>>155155776Based tummy chad and persian chadAre you the guy who make iranians gf threads on /int/?
>iranians gf threads on /int/?
>>155156539I don’t even venture beyond /seriea/ and /[redacted]/, let alone beyond /sp/
>>155156861I guess Netherlands flags have simply been mind broken by Iranians qtsAnyway, based
>wc ceremony in canada>in toronto>no drake???
Jonathan Merdavid jumpscare
hate cucknada but bossnia ruined my lifewhat do
*hacks the mondial television by broadcasting old Merdavid footage fooling other clubs into thinking he's doing great so that more offers arrive over the summer*
>>155157291>but bossnia ruined my lifeHow?
Il taccuino dei cattivi
next thread ought to be Chadnevali themedit's only right
>>155157957In a just world, it would be…
Feeble dick shot lmao
david juve shitter
>all the space in the world>straight at the GKDavid moment!
even with canada
>>155157946Who the fuck is this guy anyway lmaoHe doesn't even know the Canadian players names and he speaks like he has some speech impediment
the saboteur is at it again
>>155158242I've no idea but at least it's not Adani being the main commentator kek
David what happened to you man, why are you shit
>>155158312He's spent too much time gorging himself on Balocco biscuits, look at his belly
This could've been us...........
>>155158308Adani is the better of the two and that's saying something, this guy is getting on my nerves unironically
Post a better edit made during the 25/26 season, I’ll wait
>>155158513I just can't stand him, also he's pappa and ciccia with De Zerbi so expect him to schizo out whenever Koné does something lmao
>>155158547BIG fan of this aswell!
How does Comolli manage to find the biggest failures like D4vid, Openai and Randal Culo Yutani?
For a split second I thought Merdavid got subbed out lol
>>155158866He wasn't looking for quality, just the negrufication of Jj
>>155158866His wife's algorithms (costing us 900k/y) and I'm not even joking
Sir, a second David "shot" is up
>>155158866In his defense Giuntoli was first in line when it came to D4vd
*wi-fi kills Muharemovic so that jJ can buy him back for a cheap price*[attach RDR2-themed Carnivals edit here]
David is Canada's #10 lol
>>155159143True, Grimtoli expected him to be Zingaro's successor while Comolli only limited himself to see him as a Zingaro partner kek
Fras I'm mixing up the Canada negru attackers
It's like watching Spalletti's Jj playI don't like it I thought I was free from this hell
based Bosna
>>155159428>Spalletti's Jj play>playWe played?
David always on some bullshit every time a cross gets whipped in
Based RAI shitty commentator dabbing on Merdavid kek
kek
How can a player be this much of a jobber kek. Even the gentlest of all Dutch commentators is shitting on him now
At this rate >we are going to be the only club whose players will lose whatever little value they had thanks to this wc
You just know he's gonna resuscitate the moment he joins Valencia or Bayer or whatever
>8 Canadian corners>all 8 have gone to waste
>Ralf Rangnick wanted a final answer from AC Milan before the FIFA World Cup. Milan's deadline to respond was today. Zlatan Ibrahimović's presence complicated the possibility of a partnership with Ralf Rangnick at AC Milan. Their past disagreements and contrasting working methods made collaboration difficult, and this was one of the factors behind Rangnick's decision not to join the club. Now the feeling is that they've chosen Mister X+Amorim.Disgrace.
Bryan Cristante you could be at the World Cup right now
Mister XCOMolli, former RedBird agent
Calf Ragnarok
WTF Motta to bbilan?!
Rangnick was literally the perfect man for what they wanted. But no, that idiot zword has to protect his friend and sons no matter what and the fat italomericano merda has no idea about calcio. They not only waste another season but the whole future. Milan will fight to stay in a next season because of them. I have no words...
Onimusha: Way of the Zword
>>155160405Extremely good post
>merda has no idea about calcioQuintessentially Bbilan-coded
>canada fans all white almost in the crowdon the pitch like 5 darkies
Half time latinas to recover from the Paola Ferrari jumpscare
>even my Belgiafu is shotting on David nowLoving every laugh
What is gianna nannini even doing nowadays?
If the Canadian goalkeeper was a Danish attacking midfielder during Euro 2020 he'd keep his current surname
Our commentator is mixing their negrus too lol
When the time is there, please post a clip of Italian commentators saying Gravenberch.I need it like David needs euthanasia
>>155161767Gravenberk
>>155161798Can go a lot of different directions with that first G, not to mention the vowels added onto the end. Not to mention a random boomerism somewhere in there like the Dutch ones did to Spinazzola
Impressive match!
Gogiga Gagagigovic
Marsch yanked him lmao he’s fucking seething
bosnia plays so bad footy. allegresque set piece merchants
You can only admire David's consistency, a turd at Jj, a piece of shit with canada
>>155162123Shitaly lost and Bastoni helped Bosnia, cope
>>155162123maybe if a certain /weakmind/ footballing abomination didn’t get a red card we wouldn’t have to watch them
Promise David’s massive isn’t he Barry
>>155162123Your blocco made them qualify to WC26, happy about that?
>>155162164that’s how I knew he was fraudulent desu, looked average in a confederation where Balogun looks like Haaland and Pulisic looks like Messi
serie shitters keep polluting international football...who said italy is missing from this world cup?
Hydrationbreak Hapa’s?
>>155162193>>155162197>>155162254get mancini or allegri to coach then italy plays for the result only too
Now imagine Locatelli's passing percentages at the WC if Bastoni didn't ruin everything
>>155162786What else should a NT play for lol
baby kvara time
canada dives so much.
I’ve watched Larin a lot at the start of the season. He’s genuinely worse than David kek
>>155163049heh
Great goal desu
DNA Gole.>>155163049Laughing at myself lole
Lmaoing @ the "voetbalexpert"
I need someone to “Promise” me I won’t be seeing “David” at Juventus next season
>>155163404Wish granted, David Puczka to Sassuolo on loan with option to buy
Jj’s attack next season
We lost to this btw
>>155163630i prefer losing to bosnia than losing to canada
deadass how did Italy lose to this goofy ass Bosnia team
>>155164511let me tell you the story of a €90m rated “best ball-playing defender itw”
>>155164511fattuso
>>155164511El bloqueo de la mágica Inter
With allegri this one you won it
>none of the hosting counties has won so farWhat did Paola mean by this
Are we ready as a nation to face the truth that every time dollar touched the ball with his feet the opponent gets a giga counter attack, or is it still too early and hush hush?
>>155164831kanker mexicanen doe
DUE-SETTE-DUEALZAIL VOLUME NELLA TESTAMOTTA LE SUE FIGLIE INCESTABABY
>>155164897Dollar is lowkey fraudulent but Nigre set the “keepers have to be good with their feet” narrative back 1000 years
Recommend a kino to watch to bridge the time between now and the Muttuidi hatewatch
>>155164925>just realized I could've went with "molesta"Spalletti tier fallimentozzo
>>155165043https://youtu.be/BY6QKRl56Ok
>>155162660Genuinely generational stinker, pulling this off in front of the whole world should get you executed
>>155165043secret window
>>155165111fra at least recommend the good one
>>155165271Too busy counting dildo’s, never had enough time to develop gud taste
>>155165271Both are good
finna play some more STALKER 2, runs and looks better on PS5 than I'd expected honestly
>Ismaël Koné completed 51 of his 61 passes in Canada's draw with Bosnia-Herzegovina.>He led all players for passes in the final third of the pitch (23) and ball carries (17), too.New Locatelli just dropped
Merdavid hatercomp is up
You can play cello without doing all the wierd head movements, I know because I've done it before
2cellos mentionedCroatia... not mentioned but inferred
Carnivals should hire these guys
You now remember when Cara Delevigne was prime goonbait
>>155168119FUCK, meant to post the edit, not the ingredient ;_;You now remember when Cara Delevigne was prime goonbait
been thinking of these """"""cooling""""" breaks and they're probably going to benefit us with the way we jsut try to kill any momentum in the game
Muttuidi.
man, I remember when Dest was Dutchwhat ever happened there
Two minutes into joining the matchthread and the resident Duccio was already called a faggot, gg no re
>Danny Makkelie refereeingThere’s really no escaping Dutch Reggie’s is there?
The winners of canada vs bosnia aee sassuolo for being able to market to of their players
Weston James Earl McKennie is playing soccer tonight, you WILL support us.
>>155168294I remember when Omar Alderete was Spanish
Fucking trudeau is at the US game right now so he could miss the canada's game
What exactly did they mean by this
Why oh why did Grimolli buy the Canadian Ligue Uhn striker and not the American one…
Wait I just realized somethingWhat if Gerry faked CP’s injury so he wouldn’t risk actually getting injured by playing too much serie ass
Imagine watching shitters like Paraguay or Haiti and Curaçao playing in the World Cup and you’re notPoor Italy
>>155179820it only serves the cunts at FIGC right
>>155179820https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wHU5ocfFsA
I just might have the idea that will heal calcio…
CALCIO starts TODAY
tfw missed all the burger shitposting
The one time I decided to sleep over a post-midnight calcio...
>JUST IN: The first two Italians Carnevali is TARGETING are Cher Ndour (21) and Federico Chiesa (28). >The Juventus of Giovanni Carnevali will be FULL of Italian players.Thankfully it's just Cazzetta but... how close is Cazzetta to Carnivals? Just so I know if I need to get worried or not lmao
FOUR mondial calcio games today?!
>>155184687>trashy sports rag that knew nothing about Carnevali at Juventus before now knows everything about his transfer targetsyou do the math
>>155182862I don't understand where they payed to attend the game or are they friends irl?
>>155184716Actually its only two. One already happened (usa vs. panama). The other one is Switzerland vs. qatar. But there will be five games tomorrow
>>155184860american taxpayer funded
>>155184860>>155185274ah shit it's fake apparently that was bill gates. I fell for the porn fantasies
burgers think norgays are ayyy
the merger between inter and milan is approaching, best get ready however you see fit
>Berardi rumorst.Bruttosport
>>155185397How will they merge when Inter is off to serie :D
>>155185617To Triestina right?
>>155185623i didn't say which milan
>>155184687holy shit Meatgoesthere OUT
>the Trump Phone has better performance, camera and hardware than the Iphone 17 Pro your answer appletards?
I never upgraded from my original UMTS phone- Sent from my Bananaphone using Tapatalk
>Tom Henderson of Insider Gaming: Gears of War: E-Day has a 400+ million budgetL M A O MAO
>>155186148For literally what, Xbox even said to be massively cutting down on marketing budget lol
>>155186162Yeah I'd be cutting my marketing expenses too after realizing I spent so much on a Gears game
Software house The Comoallition
>It looks more and more that Milan is starting new with Amorim and Krösche.Gg to inter or jj. Season is already over
team usa with the vintage zambrotta cannavaro camoranesi roiding u, truly a great squadrazzura homage
Name my band
>>155186880Maria Ferrieri, Sole Caputi and the US Russi boys
>le mans kino in less than 3 bongsgud weekend
muttuidibros we won
/biz/idea fulton recovery jonathan d4vd
Who even really needs to see daylight h-h-h-haha
Max Verstappen to Jj when?
>>155186816>#Milan, Matthias #Jaissle is the favorite coach of Cardinale and Ibrahimovic. Negotiations underway, Jaissle has already said yes.For the management, talks with Timmo Hardung, Krösche, and Devin Ozek.Amorim is asking for important financial guarantees, while Ole Werner has offered himself.swissbro this is from a good insider on X so I would say it's pretty much a done thing for this jaissle
They call him jailless cuz he finna unlock all the negrus
For me, it's Timmo Hard Dong
>>155188471oh now I get it, then it's perfect for us
Bailey Jaissle
For me, it's Giovanni Carnebayle the Dread
>>155188435>Timmo Hardung, Krösche, and Devin Ozek. >a bunch of whos Its amorim. 2y/4mHe was zwords favorite from the beginning. They dont want to pay the 10m release clause for jaissle. Its a clown show. As long as the zword and italomericano merda have power over Milan it will go bad. >we will play for survival next season. We will/are losing all the talents right now. And Im not talking about the possible depatures of rafa or jashari but about futuro. They are destroying everything
bbilan had talents?
Kek
>Charles Lemerd
Post Carnevali edit ideas, I just put a whole chicken in the oven and have time to kill
>>155190986Something with pic related (could also be used for Conceicao idk)
>>155190986Harlequin edit
>>155191067Not sure if you want like a medieval one or the Batman one. I went with the latter>tfw we will never ever get another proper Arkham game
>>155191523A medieval one since the figure of Arlecchino is associated with Carnivals, but this works amazingly lmao
Lemerd BTFOTwinkantonelli BTFO
>>155191046Might replace the characters’ faces with Kalulu, Locatelli, Bremer and Koopmeiners later but for now this will have to do
>>155190986the name reminds of this series, it was full of freaks
Haven't watched a single world cup game so far
>>155186816No ggs, fuck you go rot in midtable
dont call me zword
One wc participation and they are already getting uppity lol
One? They had multiple wc participations thanks to the multicultural """swiss""" nt
>>155192298
>Amorimlmao
Carnevali btfo
>>15519334210/10
I just got run over by Yamauchi, AMA
maybe i bump
Kobel - SwissElvedi - SwissZakaria - Spear ChuckerAkanji - I won't say anything bad about him, Campionus d'ShitaliaAebischer - SwissFreuler - SwissXhaka - Ketamine dealerRodriguez - This must be his 824th cap for Albanoswiss, he's been around since my Dad was a boyVargas - Me no black, me Dominican papiEmbolo - Cannibal from darkest AfricaNdoye - Swiss chocolate
Swiss Chocolate? Don’t mind if I do/seriea/ related because she plays for La Riomma
>>155196903Cor bloimey guvna wouldn't mind a go on that oi oi
>>155197142How has life been treating you up there in God’s blessed Caledonia?
>Ferrari losing to Cadillac and BMW'naccia
If he was semi-blind and wore a cap he'd be called Murat Yakini
WTF, I now remember Pusha-Z
For me, it's Qatari legend Sultan Al Brake
>>155197329I'm well quite mate. I'm graduating at the start of next month. I've been in the uni environment for a long time now so it's going to be a shock to the system moving on. I had an end of year ball a few weeks ago and said goodbye to a lot of people who'll be fucking off back home, knowing I probably won't see a lot of them again is quite sobering.Went to the Shitaly for a week just there and it added to my consistent nagging urge to leave Scotland, the election results did nothing to dissuade me. Anyway, going to watch this then head out to drink before eh game.
>ngoy
wtf atlanticists are ruining this sport too now
>>155197610Congrats, I’m sure it had its ups and downs along the way but finishing and holding that bit of paper at the end is a greet feeling. No idea why you’d take it from me, but worth it to put the energy in to keep in touch with some of those people you think might disappear. Maybe it’s just a disease of the modern man but checking in every so often is a lot better than friendships fading away.All the best against the hue’s, I reckon the Scots might have a decent chance considering the Brazilian midfield and fullbacks.I’m going for a double-header tomorrow and you have a better chance than Curacao will against the Germans at least.
>KdB rumorsDon’t mind if I do>>155197999need him at Jj
Slow saturday night
DAZN's commentary is 1 full second behind lol
>tfw FIFAmommy won’t allow me to have Morocco - Brazil dessert until I finish my Albania - QatarGrim
Oda Abunada
Hehehe
>Albania:SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
:cold_face: :cold_face: :cold_face: :cold_face: :cold_face: :cold_face: :cold_face: :cold_face: :cold_face: :cold_face: :cold_face: :cold_face: :cold_face: :cold_face: :cold_face: :cold_face:
>>155204383
>Neymar already injuredJust call it a fucking day and retire man
>a plus sign
Just saw both Alex Sandro and Danilo within a 10 second timespan…
>>155207621Without a jJ shirt right
where is the Bremer
>>155208131Love him but he's not benching Gabriel or Marquinhos brev
Do I need to worry about potential D. Luiz cameos in the 2nd half?
Tonight a pig WILL know how to coach
The pig looks a bit roasted today
>Ibanez is a BRA international Bruh moments
I only rate igor thiago also>paqueta
>Piggsy's defence
If he was a defender he'd be called Bounoucci
PSV legend Ismael Paizuri
Cult member Allison Mack
I'm no expert, but Beans associate Paqueta starting over Cunha seems quite insane
Imagine getting scored on by R*phinha
Something about this match feels exactly like watching Spalletti’s Jj but I can’t quite put my finger on what it is
Braphim is the most Conceicao-coded player alive
>>155209738I call it the nearly style, nearly good but still shit
Both jalisse and amorim would be geniacci tattici in serie ass
OUT the BRAZILIANS from MY club
Lmao
Brazil? out in the group stage
>getting dab on by saibaman
this will be the temporary setback that propels Brazil toward the final victory
Yeah maybe avoiding Alisson is the plan
>>155210029Is your stream so late that you just saw Khoukhi's goal and just reacted like this?
bravo gabriel
>>155208243ahem
>merdinhos>gabriellendig>>155209902Such a Jj goal to concede as well>>155208243(You)
Un maiale something something
>>155210339When does italy play?
Luv me sum inflation breaks
>>155210620Where are your international titles? Why are you talking using our letters about a league that's not yours, defending a country that isn't even your own?
>Already third goal from player who played in the Memedivisie this season. Hwang, Larin, and Saibari.Kneel and watch our league
Douglas Luiz should be playing thisTo improve his valuation I mean ahah
>>155210750Again: when does italy play?
>>155210620you've filled the national team with albos and negrus and you still can't beat a team of carpet sellers
>>155210911We aren't playing because none of the clubs that aren't my own were able to produce Italian talents. Unfortunately, if we're not on top of our form, Italian NT goes nowhere :)Why isn't your supposed club helping our cause? Are they *that* irrelevant?
nerman solves itNermam to jJ btw
porky's face is priceless , but c'mon now, year of our Lord 2026 and he still plays>paqueta
porcolotti looks wegovyd
>>155210917>you still can't beat a team of carpet sellers>https://youtu.be/RLortv3N7jg???
If ancelotti gets a punticino d'oro against these torelli with this squad of literal retarded favela monkeys it's one of the biggest miracolozzi in world cup history
Allison Rae was a Sballet request btw
>>155211179Which titles did that win award you? Why are you stuck in the past?
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