>>155112294He's FAT
>>155112294CAM ON INGERLAND
>>155112294When you think about it, he's a well-adjusted adult
>>155112294>has gold chain>obese>bald>is engerlan Carl>obsess over this football instead of that football
>>155112294TANGO MY SON
>>155112294Based
>>155112294I get a very warm feeling knowing he exists. This is a blessed thread
>>155112294It makes me feel great knowing he'll never see England win the World Cup
>>155112294He's considered skinny in America
>>155112731>tf>tpuhhhhhh who's gonna tell him?
>>155112294INGERLAND !!
If he's there, I'm happy.
>>155115570
>>155112731kek
>>155112294damn he aged up a bit
>>155112294ITS
I thought he died
Can you buy gregg's in muttland
why uk flags aren't split yet?
>>155112752that's not how that works you fat fuck kwab
>>155112360>>155115791His daughter died, he spends a lot of his time now getting defribulators into football grounds. Hes also got a very lucrative business so hes not daft. All round sound bloke who just loves his football and has done a lot in regards to charity work
>>155115815The kingdom stays united
balkanisation is inevitable
>>155115913you forgot man's island
>>155116051That's not part of the United Kingdom it's a Crown Dependency.
>>155115880At least he's better than that fat nonce who just goes on about protecting takeaway shops.
>>155112294He's considered an hyperborean god here
>>155112294/sp/'s HERO
>>155112723Pretty sure he saw them win in 66>he is 43Oh
>>155116177>43>that fatHow many diseases?
>>155116177he's 43?dude looks 60
>>155116201None. Just pure Anglo Saxon blood in his veins.
>>155112294Why do english people suddenly turn in to ogres during international football season
>>155112294TANGOS AT THE WHEELTELL ME HOW GOOD DOES IT FEEL
>>155116211He’s aging well then because he’s actually 69 lol
>>155116250>suddenly turn
>>155115807No the embassy are having it helicoptered in daily
>>155116250blood memory
>>155116263>island nation>all the fans will still go to florida and eat no seafood
>>155116317With the pumped up public transportation costs deliberately meant to squeeze money out of foreigners, I doubt they’ll have any money to slurp down even one oyster.
Tango's off to the moon
>>155116354>inshallah the great satan will not land again on the moontoo right, geez
>>155116354>walking caneBros...
>>155112294i can't believe he's still alive. and it doesn't look like he's aged. i think the lesson here is that i need to drink more
>>155116354clever man, it's probably cheaper to travel to games via NASA.
>>155116330That's NJ, with their governor being a cunt trying to prove a point to stick it to fifa
>>155116369He fell down the concrete stairs at Bolton Wanderers away and then got beaten up by the stewards when he got to the bottom lelHis daughter died which is absolutely awful. bless him
>>155116425that's sad to hear but good to see he's got another child on the way
>>155116451And a few dozen more out of the yank slags he'll get through this month WAHEEEY
I'm sure it'll make him happy to see an Englishman raise the cup.
>>155116354>shirtless englishman in floridahe's precooking early
>>155116522last time this happened was only 20 years ago. Simone Perrotta.
>>155112294Finally, a place where he’s just an average fellow
Floridians TERRIFIED of Sheffield fan going around saying "lovely day for it"
>>155116177>>155116211>>155116201He's not 43 there's photos of him at Wednesday games in the 90s where he's very clearly not a teenager lol
>>155116579>Sheffield fanSouth Barnsley fan
>>155116386Sherill and Hochul look like the type of women who hate each other but run in similar social circles so they see each other a lot.
What about him? Is he there?
>>155116732bro looks demonic what the hell
Is he traveling with the team or just staying in Orlando? I’m going to one of England’s group stage games and I really hope I see him.
>>155112294Hes made it to fat people heaven. Wouldnt be surprised if he doesnt go back.
>>155116732umm, how did he win the world cup?
