>You're playing for the Portuguese National Team>You just did an amazing pass to Cristiano Ronaldo, just as you had been ordered to>He fumbles it and embarrasses himself>HFW>He's staring straight at youHow do you respond without getting killed within the next 48 hours?
I tell him to shfau and that he can siuuuuu my dick
>>155114524>he can siuuuuu my dickHe will gladly do that
>>155114466run to a public space and pray
KWABOTY of the year?
>>155114466I make a conscious effort not to go anywhere near any Lamborghinis for the next 48 hours
>>155114852how will you make your way to the arena doc?
>>155114877in this scenario I'm yuropean, so I just walk, of course
>>155114829>can't even tap in anymore ogre...
>>155114466The removed statue was actually pretty accurate representation.
>>155115701Uncanny.
>>155114829Just retire, old man.
How many TV sets are about to be destroyed in anger because of this?
>>155116015It's so over for Portugal
TRY GETTING A WORLD CUP WITHOUT ME NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD