Next Test still a week away
YFO
OFFICIAL LAUGH AT AUSTRALIA THREAD:lets start: HAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAA
anyone know which country currently holds the ashesanyone know which country currently shits the ganges
Bold prediction: Bard scores a 50 on the weekend
bold prediction: zachy scores on the weekend iykwim haha
bard already scored a 23 (from Slovenia)
INGURLUN
checking they didn't give me an unathletic welsh flag again
Alri
world cupgane v pereiratest griggymcgooby returnscheating on the missusyup, it's going to be a nice summer
>losing an odi to kanglus>losing an odi series to kanglus>about to get kangluwashed and flushed into the Bay of Akhand Bengal*ahem*Ahahahahaha get fucked convictsThe Hindu /strongminds/ Soumya Sarkar and Litton Das marches on
Also had a good chuckle at the engshitters impersonating me at the end of the last thread. Some glaring errors but otherwise not a bad attempt by engshitter standards
nice flag britjeetnow you have 2 cuck stamps lmao
>>155117489obsessed with Wales you couchy
>title track is the only one that passes the ear test not really the closing track is better, but yeah it's not a great album really too much filler
rhys 19 m wales
>all pooslime kanglu team>lose everytime everywhere>play 2 Hindu /strongminds/>kangluwash pakis>about to kangluwash convictsMakes YOU think. Doesn't make me think i already know with Hindus you win
>zachy didn't get a welsh flagohnononnono lmaowatch how glammylad AKA surreylad won't post now either. these larper frauds are EXPOSED
>engshitter captain gets decked (again) in a nightclub>engshitter vice captain can't be promoted because he got decked outside a nightclub>give the captaincy back to the engshitter who got decked by a midget convict in walkaboutStill 'avin' a giggle 'bout dis
unlikely to get a Wales flag posting from my airy and well presented one bedroom flat in north Yorkshire
my mum's bedsit*
this dead poomunity is going to get utterly MOGGED by the WC threads isn't it lmaocountystreamssperg will be working overtime baking each time
cope, and seethe
Might get twiglet legs posting from a poortugal flag next time he runs away to madeira to duck the on court beatdown he asked for
why does this neek keep rocking up on thursdays now? thought I put him in his place as a weekend warrior only with the toothpick arms gimmick. bax in your box neek
I only watch proper Bharat sports like cricket, not the colonizers' football.
ol bingo wings needs to stop obsessively following posting trends here and work on finally breaking two plate bench after ten years, fat couchy anglo neek
nice of zachy to schizopost with his own personas to keep /cric/ alive during the WC
ST GEORGE HE WAS FOR ENGLAND
>nooooo stop noticing me hiding in my bedsit
it's an airy, well presented one bedroom flat
>>155117632>>155117632>>155117632
wonder if any goalies this WC will make a fumble as big as certain man chucking a blank cheque from mummy at a one-bed bedsit in dorkoh of course they won't because it was the blunder of the century lmao
hey souf do you still post here? Souf from london, come back to hax and the 'tube
nah dorks a great place to buy. where else you gonna buy?I'm ever so slightly ahead of the game still. ill just air b n b out to some yanks eventually
looks like zachy attempted to use a VPN to get a welsh flag and failed
my rorke unemployed uncle loves geese
nothing to see here, just zb and shitjeet posting at the same time once again. definitely different IPs though!
love engshitters, protect engshitters
>>155125766kek he's so desperatemeanwhile can only understand welsh via google translate
jamboy
yorks alright but I lived here for years before I bought so I'm not exactly in any kind of honeymoon period hmmm...I suppose it's well connected at least.....hmmm
watching the FIFA world cup
been to yorkno fit birds. literally zerocouldn't live there me
the world cup will kill cricketif this thread dies dont bake another
walmgate is full of them desu but yeah I don't know, I don't like big cities
english towns be like gravyshire
australian towns be like noongabonggong (formerly blackville)
peewee towns be like Auckland
meant orklind bru
walmgate does sound ridiculous desuprobably doesn't exist - definitely no fit birds in york either way
if york was the other side of wales it'd be cork iykwim haha
if there were definitely no fit birds in york either way it'd be fork iykwim haha
Soumya SarkarLitton DasThe Hindu /strongminds/ who fucked convicts like the cheap whores they are
>we'll get an australian series win in bangladesh before we get a funny micksperg poststate of it
rajibul Islam ozil foresaw Bangladesh's meteoric rise
>>155136356I suppose all the fit birds are in Brighton or Donedon I have chosen a life of noble virtue and near celibacy
realized i dont like the english flag, very eyesore-ish
>>155137643FOWF
>>155136121>>155136173>>155136227among these, "auckland" caused the most riotous laughter in my hovel
never laughed irl at a cric post
>>155136817oooo it is shakib bro
Why can't engshitters handle dey drink?
laughter is the best medicine
fremantle rising
>>we'll get an australian series win in bangladesh before we get a funny micksperg p-ACK!>>154926528>>154926529>>154926530
nice (You)ing micktit
>>155116745>>155116751don’t want our criccy turning into an ECHO chamber ya? haahhaaa alri x
i laugh at shitjeet aka jamboy because he is a pathetic seething little jeet covered in jam and flies
>>155116730>cricketStupida fucking game
remember when spaccy said the sopranos was 'shakespearian'lmao needs to stick to /mu/ takes onlymassive midwit
any cricketmen in
>>155137775rare flag
love it (cricket)
PavementCanthe list goes on...
>England Women vs Sri Lanka Women, 1st Match, Group B, ICC Women's T20 World Cup 2026who are we non-incel chads supporting?
pavement can what?
more a sidewalk guy me
>Director of engshitter cricket Rob Key is considering imposing an alcohol ban on the engshitter teamLmao engshitter chutney boys can't hold dey drink
I've been thinking
>chutney boyshad forgotten about this grire attempt at getting back the narrative by our local jamboy lmao
>>155148752bout what mate
>>155137681its success plays off its forefathers. without the contrast to the real jokes before it, an anti-joke has no weight
>>155148918thanks geoff
>>155148958its jeff
of course. geoff would be too hard for australians to pronounce. labuSHANE all over again
>geoffuhh we speak english here mate>jeffahh jeffy the jeffster alright jeff jeffer boy good to see you in mate
>>155140212could one not argue Tony's mother being like lady Macbeth? One could argue that
>geyoff? gay off? guff? juh-off? strew mate how tha bleedin sheilah am I supposed to say that bloody name then?australians really are room temperature IQs. so lucky they're good at sport because they have absolutely nothing else going for them lmao
geoff is a cricket playing namejeff is a rugby playing name
>>155149099his sister is closer to that rolelivia was based on the character of same name in I, Claudiusbtw spacky doesn't know any of this. typical of someone who gets his opinions from elsewhere because he's too autistic to analyse information in front of him
>convicts>good at sportHowling
>>155149072this is pretty much a perfect analogy for the two ways people say the letter H
>>155149386name anything youve beaten us in since covid
pssst ..bla..get dis…>pavementmoar liek >WANKmentaasmmmiiirrrite¿ ya? haaahaaa Alri x
>williamson retires without even bothering to finish the seriesbased mid series quitter
>>155149597The "Graeme Swann" route of retirement.
see 1st (and 3rd) reply ITT
>>155149597not falling for that mate, already got you with this the other day
>>155149773https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/kane-williamson-retires-from-international-cricket-1540723
>>155149805yeah nice fake link, simply not clicking itwont get me that easy
not him but it's real mateend of an eraone of the last batsmen who knew the forward defence. game's almost gone
saaar williamson gentleman of cricket india's favourite player after king kohli saar
Kane Williamson was the best of the big 4 but mired by the tiny nz test schedules
will kane go into politics now?
William "Will" Kane is the protagonist of the film High Noon (1952), mate
>>155136817I do want the love
Kane Williamson AKA the quitter of the fab 4
>>155140212good take actually, it really is on almost every level
fucking lmaofor the majority of his career - the only question seemed to be, would he be considered better than hadlee by the time he finishedbut the way it's turned out, i think you'd be a brave man to even put him in our all time top 5disappointing doesn't even begin to describe it
retarded take
KEK lmao even. these snoozylanders really think a lot of themselves don't they? name 5 better peeweelander batsmen right now (you can't)
unless you're one of those retards who thinks "shakespearian" means high brow art and not drama and comedy for the masses but with a deep insight into human behaviour
>reading comprehension
>>155149805statscunt on suicide watch
for me "shakespearean" means its so influential people start talking like it, we still use dozens of the idioms he came up with.a lot of TV shows like Sopranos are heavily quoted but they aren't idioms are they.
absolutely retarded definition lmao
you can't even name 5 better cricketers from your ''''''''''''nation'''''''''''''
shakespearean I mean, I do know how to spell it haha just copied it from the post
>taking zachy 'climbing is primal but I have a phobia of doing it outside' bowen seriously about literally anything
>>155150244it's definitively why one playwright from the 1500s still has his works staged every day but no-one else. that's the holding power that people like spacky want to claim is shared by other media.
>>155150250colin de grandhommedan vetorri chris martinmartin guptill all 100 times the player peeliams was
no it absolutely is not lol he's famous for writing consistently good plays not so everyone can basedface when iago says jealousy is the green eyed monster
>one playwrightit was multiple writers and most of '''his''' famous works were by someone else
>>155150250meant for >>155150184
>>155150250rachin ravindrajeetan pateljeet ravalish sodhiajaz patel
>>155150293oh yeah? are you saying the likes of Hamlet is a good play?try actually watching it because it isn't. it's well written but not a good play - the events happen before it starts and then even the abridged version is waiting two hours for the prince to do something. it's the writing, Hamlet has jokes in it that been squeezed out by retards like you who think he only wrote "good plays". the writing is what people recognise as their own because we still use his writing in everyday speech.
>it's well written but not a good play>complaints all about the writing
so I guess that officially ends the "golden age" of "new zealand" "cricket"it was a good run I suppose, we accomplished.. not much
>>155150360that's a complaint about the plot structure.it's clear you don't have a clue, have a good night m8.
>>155150315gm saar
the word you are looking for is prose lmao writing is something completely different
Imagine just binning it all off in the middle of an away series. A brave and proud Englishman would never do that.
its so strange. he wasn't even facing a juiced up mitchell johnson
>golden age>biggest achievement is losing the WC final to us
>>155150521think they won the inaugural WTC thoughbeit
The only brave proud Englishman I've ever known of is a Kiwi lol
>>155150521kwab
>>155150570How old is red and white stripes
>germany>australia>new zealandthe holy triumvirate of nations we defeated both in world cup finals and wars
there were cricket wars?
>>155150521*
>pozzies brownnosing peewees now
>>155150583>>155150903(* new zealand were SHIT AND AWFUL)
no kiwi called me a convict
no-one here does apart from jamboyi only use "pozzies"
convict is only used by boomersalthough it's true it just sounds very outdated desu - something botham and gower would say maybemore proof the local jamboy is at least 40 years old
my convict ancestors were fenians which imo is pretty sick
>convictaayyAAAKKKON and yung jeeezzyyy
i assume you are thankful you didn't grow up there there
muscular free settlers mine
>direish>proudkek even bard knows better
couldn't care less about ireland generations removed from it
would rather be direish than a welshie weakling mind you
ease up with the hibernophobia, yeah?
wonder what reality check is up to
>retiring after 1 game of a series to protect your already terrible away recordholy kek
quite a dark day for southern hemisphere cricketing. not as dark as the last british census, but still. grim.
>>155151222bbbaSSSEDD ASHOK
retiring mid series is an awful grimmick and should never be allowed
perhaps the ECB convincing stokes not to retire caused a monkey paw moment for williamson's career
glammycha…crisco soonish..yh¿
glammylad hereyfo yourself immediatelyish
>>155151256what's your weighted pull-up max?
>>1551519021
>>155150200annoying sentence to read this
does this count as climbing outdoors?
>seethed about being called out for having a St George's and not a dragon he's switched to mobile only to get a GB flagmindbroken this toothpick armed (fake) welsh neek
>>155151981grunt... grunt nearly... reached... that 6 foot plus chad's chin...
>>155151989meds then bed
might be bedsit time for you but not for me
she loves iranian new wave cinema
you're making me feel like a zero bedroom man
>>155151902more than your bicep curl maxI absolutely guarantee you that my friend
>>155152088he's got a garmin instinct 3 that he bought exclusively for bouldering that has all the numbers replaced with "bedsit time"
hmm not that funny
not an exercise
don't wear wrist fedoras
>>155152140yeah been taking lessons from micksperg it seems
>>155152097found this one wandering about recently ngl
"bedsit time"not sure what that even means
>globally recognised as one of the timeless basic exercises>bedsit-dwelling redditering neek says it isn'tyeah ok thanks for weighing in there champ
bedsit time
bicep curls are universally recognised as a vanity exercise
certain man giving it the big chat but he's over on instagram posting a 2 second reel of a single rep lmao
mark rippetoe weeps
not given it the big chat, it's just simply not an exercise do it if you want don't care
Which way, cric man
can we go one week on this shit general without talking about climbing or chin ups fucking hell so bored of it
up to page 148 of the savage detectives if anyman itt cares
>>155152240what's that, an abbo police procedural?
we say first nations now
second nations in bangaldesh hehe
haha gottme
I love Bangladesh
zachy 'the declaration was sound' bowen jumping on the bandwagon after the event as usualhas zero understanding of cricket lmao
not liking the bullying of nzlad, australia the nation and zachary bowen today desuthe jamboy insults are fine but leave it at that
bandwagon what's he on about called it ten years ago oooooo oooooo ooooooooo
/cric/ going really quickly today so no doubt a certain jamboy will be seething because he can't get all the attention for himself
>>155152277underrated
wait thats their first ever odi series win against Australia?
spacex finna trade anytiem now gooblas
imagine being such a yank and buying that lmao please leave
s**** can't decide if he's a yank or jeet
>buying
ol bingo wings loves his bicep curls still the gap between the mass hanging below and the mass above only widens each month
the chinese century the iranian decade the hezbollah minute
you don't know what a bicep is. nevermind a bicep curl
>>155152903a yankjeetwill never show appreciation for his mummy and daddy taking him out of india for a superior upbringing in the westsad!
why's this toothpick neek so mad about germanic athletic genes mogging unathletic welsh women-tier gym goersmust be the toothpick arms he's stuck with I suppose
ghosts of the great highwaybenjiand all red house painters albumsmad how a rapist could make music like that
https://youtu.be/Veu81ezodgc?si=KnApp5E8kNo_JhK8raped multiple women but mad song
>>155152955intriguing poodam post funniest Australian ever btw but he's actually a pom sooo
>>155152990go back there if you love it so much, Boris
they called it sexual harassment but to me as a 21st century man it is a rape
>>155153079giving this a spinquite good start. bit depressing thoughbeit
>>155153120would tell you to go back to wales but you aren't really from therejust got lumped with the genes, sadly for you lol
zachy back then>hated reddit>posted about cricket, pakistan cricket, the odd effort post on the future of test matches and /cric/lit like peter obornezachy now>couchy couchy neek neek bedsit boulderingunc got so lazy lmao
What phenotype is this?
>>155153060Love the song Pancho Villa was my covid era full blown airborne aids song
>>155153212how good was it
>>155153238gareth bale and colin jackson and will Smith would like a quiet word
yeah quite good ngl desurare decent track posted on here
>>155153355looks like certain manwhy do posh mummy's boys all look the same
>>155153355celtic
>world famous athlete will smith
>>155153355bit of zachy b about him being honest
yh looks exactly like certain man (not a compliment)
>>155153436Dresses like the great man too. Very flamboyant.
i've got time for the Irish
so those were the 'upfront zoomer chads' then
/cric/ is a hibernophobia free zone
>>155153461>gods you're so ripped darling
Pancho Villa is a song Dua Lipas releases are about as much as a song as bicep curls are an exercise, or golf is a sport
nothing wrong with getting a bit of attention from gay men. trust a gay man's taste more than a woman's any day of the week so it's a complement really
The briton fears the irish.
britons are welsh you do know mate. english are not britons. just something to keep in mind
Not the worst lad to base your identity on.
>>155153509Yeah I knew all that was just having a laugh
wales is very based when you think about it
*thinks about it*
>>155153520wonder what pews 20mm max hang is nowadays if he still lived in Brighton I'd ask him to go for an on wall sesh
>>155153538based on unathletic genes yes
>>155153575kek done him
genuinely never thought I'd see the least reddit poster become the most reddit posterthat's very mad when you think about it
Definitely could see you as a Brighton man Zachy that where you get your fashion sense?
reminder remaining heterosexual in anywhere but Brighton is v2. Within Brighton though, it's a moderate v8zb should be proud
What would zachy b in a medi-evil sense like some kind of esquire or gentleman?
>>155153603when you think about it, it's beautiful a bridge between worlds
also though, there are a few climbing gyms I can't physically go to anymore because they are too reddit
also zachy:*gets a latte and laptop thumbs on the yellow sofa at the lab as a bunch of nerds statpad asterisked v3s*
Hindu /strongmind/ and Gujarat LION Jaydev Unadkat dismissed the proclaimed great engshitter hope Arse Tripe and skittled the rest of the shitters
finna about to get soem mortar mix from the local Wickesanyone wantOwt¿
>zak crawley dropped by kent for the next county championship fixturesKek another weakmind engshitter
>>155154044nah my tolerance for reddit gyms is approaching zero and I certainly would never order a latte
*notices Zachy switched back to the English flag as jam boy reappeared also with an English flag*
For those not paying attention (most of you), I literally called it like 2 threads ago that Kane's retirement was imminent.I have so much cricketing insight it actually scares me sometimes.I love cricket.
https://youtu.be/2F8OJh-75aA?is=4OmMXyfN3i-fjdupwhen I hear this I sort of get it
>husbandsdid he write that one for his mum lmaoiykyk
>cricketing
you can say cricketingyou can say bowling attackreally tired of this baseless gatekeeping desu
I am the most oppressed man in the civil serviceYet again working late on Friday, doing the work of several people, while everybody else clocks off at lunchtimeDamn my protestant (Catholic) work ethic and my steadfast commitment to serving the Great British taxpayer
wtf I'm not in Wales (not too far away, but this is still rightful English clay)Remember it doing this last time they introduced this gimmick too
>>155116813Would like it to be true but I'm quite feverish and flu-ridden at the momentThink I've turned the corner but can't imagine I'll be on best form tomorrowPlaying at a lovely ground thoughever, maybe that'll inspire me to succeed>>155116863If ONLY she were from Slovenia>>155151224Whether or not I lean into my Direish heritage depends entirely on whether it suits me to do so at the timeMight play it up during the World Cup to stick it to the English oppressors
>/cric/s bouldering representative is a 36 year old with a v5 (*) pbgrire. reddit is laughing at us
I like my body it's gets me from a to b reliably it never breaks down it's useful
England women. First match.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoFxNlt4TT8
oh look the hanglet neek is Ill againtry doing some 20mm max hangs
>>155154288noticed this too
reminder bard the sleeper tarqs dad owns about 3 properties and one of them in Wales
>>155154900Not quite true, or indeed true in the slightestHe owns one (1) property, which is indeed in WalesHis missus's old mum lives in an annexe attached to the property, I guess you could call that 2, but not reallyWe also had a flat attached to my family home which they rented out so I guess that might be where you're getting multiple (2) properties from, but again it's debatable whether it really counts as a separate one
>sleeper tarqum remember bard scored like 9.989 (out of 10) on his own tarq quiz
I would never hide away from the fact that I'm thoroughly (upper echelons of lower tier) middle class
oh yeah remember that quiz now lol
>zachy tried every device he owns, reset all his routers and took a train 50 miles away phoneposting but still can't get the welsh flag>bard instantly rocks up with the dragonlmao proper protag move that. the poll rigger is probably having a melty in his bedsitscore a century tomorrow too lad!
nah nice to see the Wales flag around these parts, the best flagbig up bard even if he is a narcisstic neekalso though it's an airy and well presented one bedroom flat, not a bedsit. if it were a bedsit I would say so
noice airy bedsit bla x
>>155154900>and one of them in Waleshe has welsh rentoids? no wonder spacky goes all weak at the knees around bard
>the 2 most famous /cric/ personas both come from l*ndl*rd stockgrim grim and furthermore grim
yeah weak around the knees over some hanglet neek from Ireland who lives in Worcester >>155155387space is overrated, yankoid
>>155155013Was a very good quiz desuPsychometrically flawless>>155155928Suppose they were technically landlords, but renting out an annexe attached to your family home isn't quite landlordism in the traditional sense >>155155981Considered moving to Worcester but ultimately concluded that would be a bad move
randomly just remembered zachy got tired of dork and was planning to move to Edinburgh and posted zoopla scottish bedsits he was looking at therelmao the whole I love dork thing is a larp as well
why would I move to Edinburgh. too many yanks and too far from home something very sylvan, bucolic and pristine about York https://youtu.be/GwWv-T4rM0k?si=dtaN1k_fa2_w76lB
My own landlord has hit me with a sickening 16% rent increase (admittedly the first increase in 5 years) so now I'm trying to muster up the motivation to do a few viewings of my ownA couple of comfy 3-bed homes near me for £280-310k - architecturally pleasing, good garden space, lovely semi-rural location - which I could buy with a small mortgage, wouldn't necessarily ever need to buy another house againBut am I ready for that? Can I commit to a life in the provinces, even if the evidence accumulates that the provinces are far comfier than the cities?
what kind of neek buys a house as his first home lmao oh dear
it's going to end in tears
>>155157669I would feel a bit guilty about buying a family home, but ultimately I cannot countenance the idea of buying a flat when: (a) most of them have the inherent problem of the leasehold (and sometimes service charge) scam; (b) most of them don't have any garden space; and (c) they're horrendously overpriced, i.e., still about 75% of the cost of a proper home
desu it is annoying not having a garden that's why I like when I'm at my mums having a cider in the garden listening to geese
>>155157477pool your deposit with zachy's mumcreate a /cric/ household with certain well foreheaded man
if I was half as rich as my uncle, I would have a garden and more
Not many geese in my neck of the woods but we do have owls, wrens, blackbirds, and titsCould certainly enjoy a Herefordshire cider in the garden while listening to peaceful birdsong>>155158175I'm far too lower class for zachy's mum, unfortunately
get in
IF YOU WANT ME TO PAY MY TAXES
kane bros....it hasnt sunk in yet
time always flies
aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnoooo........
golf is the perfect intersection between boomer and redditmuch like beer
more like the perfect intersection between good and great
if I were prime minister of wales and england I would outlaw golf over night
https://youtu.be/ek2PDE1cAyY?is=-7tdngtgmh7Vbv6w
>the same thing every friday night, forever
I don't really get what you mean poodam is funny but only because he"s a pomyou're dreadful
who is poodamassume it's some famous adam but idk who you're referring to here
>>155162192thank you for using the subjunctive
>>155164578poodam is the giga tarq from somerset, who now loves in Perth
ok never heard of himcarry on
no shit you haven't heard of him you hanglet neek
>>155162192good idea, i agree
certain man 2 pints in and getting abusive I see
isn't "poodam" what jamboy says when he doffs his cap to women who cross the street to avoid him
reckon he's just confusing him for someone else. quite easy to do really
my favourite band? whatever the company chaotic good are marketing at the time
Thanks to the fat yanks vs towelheads creating volatility in certain physical commodities prices i can say the last month has netted more than certain twiglet legs and six string shitters dour annual salaries combined. Would still prefer if engshitter type idiots weren't in charge but may as well make some hay while the skies burn. I can only thank my Hindu ancestors for their wisdom and foresight
>>155157477go for it fella x
im not sure I can do laptop thumbing anymore hopefully my grandfather was worth 11 million
bit of word salad
only funny Australia man in history is a tarq pom from somerset
this was quite funny
>debt free>multiple (freehold) properties inc one down in the capital>cash generating enough inteest to live (humbly) off the deposit>other stored in [redacted because fuck the 'man]Effectively freerolling. Crazy considering engshitters had centuries of wealth as a headstart
this too
>>155166284*batters you 2 and love at tennis*
absolutely malding at a couple of images
And saying that i'm completely dwarfed in earnings by a certain Hindu /businessmind/ mate. For example he bought an lp670 which since doubled in value. Literally has more moolah than he knows what to do with
oh goodnow shitjeets going to do the bit about him running to portugalthen certain man will reply by saying he'll bagel himthen shitjeet will call him toothpick armsthen bnob will come in and start talking about bard's ballsdon't you fuckers ever get bored. same shite every week
>m-my cousin I- I mean my mate now (haha ;^)) earns bloody millions you bhenchodsyes that must be why you had to take 2 years off the board to recover when bard btfo your lies
Twiglet legs if you find your balls i'll be at certain sports uni this weekend will happily give the on court bestdown you scurried away from like a rat on a scurvy infested engshitter boatI'll check flights to madeira for you
>then bnob will come in and start talking about bard's balls
>>155166480yeah won't be going to leicester you stupid prick
the dork from york vs the molester from leicester
Why is engshitter (presumably bnob) so envious? Just enjoy life innit even if you are poor, unemployable and unloveable
do rich people usually spend their time seething on cricket forums or is this unique to our jamboy
>unloveablewhen are your wedding invites going out again britjeet lad? don't forget your /cric/ fám
Millions must go
>any time any place>reeee not at a uni with world class sports facilitiesDon't think the sports uni that hosts the ECB's national performance centre amongst others is in the 'ster ol' twiglet legs as you indeed know but feel free to use as an excuse
>the only genes more pathetically unathletic than your welshy weakling dna challenges you to a sports complmao this is the one time cymru could snatch a moral win
>>155166775t.6-pull ups maxpraying you fuck off back to Germany ol bingo wings if you love it so much fat cunt
the welsh seem to be obsessed with germanygermans don't think about you at all
Despite twiglet legs outright shilling of psyop music bands (in order to pay off his mummy's bedsit mortgage) it must be said at least he has a confirmed hobby that mogs the rest of the /cric/ engshitters and convicts. Nust unfortunately needs both hands to hit a backhand over the net lol
that's an expensive piano
>>155166993>>155166622
zachy voted restore despite being welsh (black)very sad
>engshitters so thick as fuck they're actually going to split their "rw" vote Howling
you guys really need to stop drinking so much
don't vote
>>155167855millions must go you included
>thinks he's le high iq genius because he doesn't vote
>engshitter thinks his little votesplitter psyop is a genuine movementStill howling
>>155168701his argument for not voting is based on a fundamental misunderstanding of political participation and attempting to explain it to him is a total waste of time. like explaining addition to an ant.
>restore wins>jamboy finally gets to go to india
>>155168763why do I have to vote, you fat retard maybe I don't like any political parties
would be nice if zachy could handle his drink
>his argument for not voting is based on a fundamental misunderstanding of political participationreally isn't just don't want to vote for anyone stupid fat twat
>>155169285what would be nice?
bit angry at that little truthie aren't you spacky my boy
what truthie, you hanglet
zachy's generally quite ill informed on topics (failed his A-levels after all)goes on gut feel most of the time and is almost always wrong
wait until chaotic good starts marketing a political party, then he'll jump on them
>>155169524your 20mm max hang is is in the gutterliterally nobody in the world cares about your opoonion
>is iswanna delete that post and try again, curlet?
>convict trying to chirp in after being slapped by Hindu /strongminds/ Litton Das and Soumya Sarkar like the cheap whore convicts are
zachy failed his a-levels and ended up doing critical thinking as his degree at the university of sussex but thinks he's the most enlightened man of /cric/. very odd chap
there's a reason the bowens have sister bowen's graduation pic pride of place on the wall and not the sons'
academia is a bit of a conformity test if we are being reality lots of giga brainlets have good a levels
>six string shitter goes to a sports university and studies a woman's degree (psychology) >ends up in a dead end job in a dead end town unrhythmically abusing hos oit of intonation geetar*whistles Soul Limbo*
>>155116730Still cant believe the damn snicko gave alex carey a fraudulent century. Completely invalidates this ashes
>strongmind>constantly seethinglmao what is wrong with this jammy faggot
footballs starting
presented without comment
>convicts scurrying away to a yankslop thread after being btfo by kanglu Hindu /strongminds/ in their national sportLike clockwork kek
>>155170709fucking bodied lmao
prefer listening to american football rather than watching it
>>155170709zachysisters????????
>>155170709kek
the hindu strongmind that speaks english and lives in england
>>155170828Schizo post
>>155170709heh you're ok sometimes bnob
can't estimate bnobs iq because he's incapable of writing 50 wordsfat neek
>>155170709
soccer is cringe
*mogs pooa lipa*>>155176393
she really doesn't, and btw dua isn't even the hot sister
>>155176732nah, her sister is worse. also>>155176808
for me, cricket is over. i only watched it for he
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
who takes kanes spot
>>155170828new albums have all been awful
golfing tomorrow
went today swing was in all sorts
getting hangovers now so much for life beginning at 30
>>155176732both do anal
is it normal to pretend to be 19 years old and welsh?
>>155181750crisp
If it meant I could only roll againYou gotta let me roll down
not a fan of geese
we know geese https://youtu.be/cHtaJFPKedk?is=jFrLTPVPOE4_dr2K
imagine a prime Nahid Rana at Trent Bridge
:( :)
>>155183495the people worship the rising sun more than the setting sun
Zachy and jamboy casually arguing with each other at 2 in the morning I'm sure it's all just a coincidence
>>155183495only know the one on the right
wonder if marrying that retarded actor will improve dua lipas chances of composing a discernible melody
dua lipa should have just married me like everyone told her towhat a waste smdh
Watery, Domestic
Who will become the next Kane Williamson? Does he even exist yet?
>>155184251Does he have kids?
nice pass from christie
thanks mate
bouldering is re-ackhttps://youtu.be/eA_zHzbUhpk?is=hakQYY5y7894lyCO
was talking to a girl from manchester, she mentioned her godfather was a musician. asked who and it was johnny marr. events such as these are the lifeblood of fremantle
mate nobodys clicking your redditering vid
The quote and quote former proto is quite pissed off with me for agreeing to play cricket today when I'm clearly still unwell (she's very over-sensitive when it comes to all things health)Have told her that it's a game that can't be missed because it's one of the comfiest grounds in the area and they're putting on a tea for us, but I'm not sure if this has convinced her at all
europoors are well known hypochondriacs
wtf is bard welsh
too narcisstic and neeky to be Welsh
too athletic to be welshimagine a welshie weakling would have died by now with this virus, nevermind even thinking about playing. what a team man
>>155184889I think it's a Gen Z thing tooAnd understandable, in lots of waysShe spent her key teen / early adult years locked up at home because of some make-believe virus, so no wonder she's left with the daft impression that things like """"anxiety"""" are real>>155184906I'm not even that close to the border desu, still an hour's drive or soThe landscape here is quite Welsh, but fortunately the people here have the sophistication and sensibilities of the English upper-middle classes, rather than the brutishness of the Welsh oafs
Batting averages, head to head, in Tests:Smith 59.91, Kohli 44.38Smith 46.56, Williamson 41.41Smith 58.00, Root 41.43Root 63.15, Kohli 45.38Root 51.18, Williamson 40.23Kohli 51.73, Williamson 38.56
bard's confident of playing through his illness because he's double vaxxed
>>155185004head to head meaning when playing each other?
>>155185032Yep, Smith clearly number one as we all knew already
>>155184869nothing written in this post actually happened
>>155185018The daft bint told me that I'm at risk of myocarditis if I choose to play when I've got a virusDid think about saying that's highly unlikely given that I'm an unvaxxed pureblood, but thought it probably wasn't the best time to reveal that
>>155185004more a reflection of the situation the batsmen found himself inwould wager williamson faced the first over more than anyone on that list
>>155170709had a good chuckle at this - even though both zachy and bard should be 'low intelligence'as always with these btfo posts, certain man waits for it to get 20 (You)s then comes up with a weak as piss reply
1 crunchie bar
Serbians are already massivesly anti-vax bard mate, if anything you'll turn her on
back to dusseldorf ol bingo wings
hard to fathom what a sad sack of shit old sidekick is wonder when his next existential melty will be like when he literally begged for company in the wales vs ghana match thread
don't mind zachy actuallycan tell he's a good lad when not drinking
>>155170709It's a partially flawed tool because my IQ is likely in the humble 135-276 range, but also accurate in its estimation of the difference between the two samples
Is Vinnie Jones Welsh?
have strong doubts as to whether welsh people actually exist
will smith is one
Was Llewelyn Wyn Griffith Welsh?
only time welsh genes are athletic are when they're new south welsh genes (almost always scotish or irish)
I would go for a beer with zachy or bard in a heartbeat. basically any /cric/ poster barring jamboy
coming porterhouse?
>The most practical halfway point to meet a person between York, United Kingdom and Fremantle, Australia is Singapore, as it sits nearly perfectly midway in terms of travel time and flight routes
will be in london in august likely and plan to attend the scene of the crime yes
I was in london once
>>155185636springleaf tower maccas in 15mins champ
doubt it. antipodians are sheltered little thingsmost of them venture to SEA but don't go beyond that. bet < 5% have seen europe
hate singapore so much. the reddit hong kong
>>155185711holloway road chicken cottage 15 mins champ
everyone at least goes to london in their early 20s lol
>>155185720nice airport thoughbeit
>everyone goes on a 24 hour trip to donedon (probably for more than $1500) when they're an early career 20 year old, trust me mate haha
yeah basicallyclassic just graduated uni behaviour
>>155185732yeah there was a point where about 70% of my mates were in londonnow its down to about 30% since the visas aren't indefinite
>now down to 30%basedhate going clapham and hearing nothing but filthy pozzie accents
>>155185773>classic just graduated uni behaviouryeah so < 5% then lol
craving a parmi something awful
get a halal snack pack matelooks like horrible slop but was genuinely quite elite
literally having an hsp explained to me by a pom lol
The episode of QI I'm currently watching is about America and they're talking about how much the founding fathers liked cricket. Some other curios:>Q: What is the official sport of American presidents?>A: Cricket.>The title of "president" to refer to the head of state comes from the term used for the head of a cricket club.Seppos, response?
>>155188426>the first international match was between the USA & Canada in 1844; Canada won
>The Women's T20 World Cup in England can "coexist" with the ongoing football World Cup rather than being overshadowed, says the International Cricket Council's chief executive Sanjog Gupta.>England opened the T20 World Cup with a thumping win over Sri Lanka on Friday in front of a crowd of 14,865 fans at Edgbaston.>Organisers hope the tournament can have a similar impact to the women's football and rugby union tournaments won by England's Lionessess and Red Roses in 2022 and 2025 respectively, but the event faces a battle for eyeballs with the football in North America.Genuine delusion from the ICC there. Who cares about women's cricket.
‘chabin bla x
>>155188426different priorities fella, putting man on the moon etc tabla x
clapham? I hardly knew him!
https://youtu.be/xJFgpTp8PTc?is=QJ9umo5hHG_JlGOygood song
>fatty jeet trying to claim 1960s yank achievements because his family fled there in the 1980s
the climbing works Sheffield is a magical, magical place and must be protected at all costs
zachy of 2019 would have rightfully called it out for the reddit sofa gym it islockdown and the vax altered his DNA beyond repair. so sad
yeah don't want to listen to some degen zoomer music tyvm (read up on his mum and the debauchery she normalises). yanks should just be launched into a supervolcano or something at this point fucking hell
trust me lad I know exactly what reddit sofa gyms are and that is not one of them inspiration for when I start my own gym
Convict shitter chirping a lot of nonsense about Americans on QI when INDIA that is BAHRAT invented the sport, way before engshitters had evolved into engshitters
think I've made a new mate after uni agerather bizarre he's a bit of an oddball but I find him quite cerebral
>>155191318it's probably a really good book desu might buy it for my brother next Christmas
swear you've made a similar post about 'oooh new bouldering friend' 3 timesthey've all fizzled out
a climber he is not
clapham Greggs5 minutes champu know who u are
yeah I know you like your books on Roman history and the failed attempt at colonisation of ethiopia, so here's molly roden winter- more
quite nuts how this guy is a song writing genius and globohomo has basically decided he should be the one to churn out discernible melody after discernible melody gold star for robot boy
he's actually awkward and a weebbut 'he's the one'
I hope Afghanistan beat India but they won't
>think some gen z rambler has discernible melodies but pop suparstar dua doesn't (even though he previously admitted to tapping his foot to one kiss)
one kiss unironically has no melody it's insane Dua has had about 15 number ones but I can't think of a single one of her songs Rihanna she ain't
>>155193146the 'works
>but 'he's the one'There it is Zachy finally outing himself as a batty
nah Dua Lipa has had a couple of catchy songsvery overrated overall though
>>155193960thank youtbf zb knows this (has heard one kiss 20+ times). just wants to lean into his le contrarian man gimmick
dua lipa has literally zero catchy songs, or discernible melodies the five guys of music
so glad I am a Welsh Chad
Vaughan Gething, Will Smith, Colin JacksonThe Cradle of Civilization
thanks for keeping /cric/ alive with your unmedicated schizoposting zachy!
Would rather not talk about my innings today if that's ok with everybodyOk FINE I'll fucking tell you I got a second ball duck
>six string limbo engshitter failing yet againWe could guess that without your pointless engshitter blogging. Leave batting to the INDIANS that is BHARAT next time
How was I out, I hear you ask?Well how the FUCK do you think I was out?! LBW trying to sweep an off-spinner, yet AGAIN (for those of you who weren't keeping up, this was 75% of my dismissals for the 1s last year)
>>155199189It was an Indian who got me out, I'm ashamed to admitWas probably the pick of their bowlers, to be fair, as he's a rare club cricket spinner who actually turns the ballGot me by pushing through a quicker arm ball, smart bit of bowling
>smart bit of bowlingutter cope. my filthy offbreaks would get you out by the sounds of it. dire
the narcisstic neek got out for a duck Jesus wept
>>155116813soz bard matewas genuinely trying to motivate you with this. in the nicest way possible, I had forgot you were always a bit of a mental midget
>>155200446It's alright fella, cannae blame anyone but myselfJust have a real weakness against offiesNever used to face them as an opensman, and never really had a decent one at our club to practice with
Send me the bass lines of the future my good sense doesn't win me any wars
Can't believe Bard got out again in the nervous noughts
golfing soona sunrise round at a beachfront courseperhaps a magical moment on the cards
LOVE IT when the narcissistic neek gets out for a duck
>>155201647>>155201647>>155201647
>>155201263I'm a nervous starter to be fair, don't really feel relaxed until I've got to 10Annoying thing today was that I hit my first ball into a gap where there was an easy run, but my partner sent me backWas hoping to have a duck-free season and that record would still be in tact if he'd run properly
