My canesies! :)

he is not white

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>Trading Nurse won't be easy, because he has an annual cap hit of $9.25 million through 2029-30.

nigga thins he's worth enough to request a trade lmao you were gone anyways brother it's like quitting right before you get your pink slip

funny thing is i dont even like trb. if he were drowning id throw im a cindahblock

>Larkin and Nurse to laffs. CONFIRMED.

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>>155123375

>>155123625
Salary caps are retarded

>>155123625
oh, and hes also fucking dogshit, thats probably hurting his chances too

>>155123375
He's not actually a licensed nurse btw

>>155124576
That's okay, I'm sure Sarah Nurse is a nurse

>>155123466
Are gay (:

>even nurse wants off the sinking ship
KWAB

>>155124501
whereever he ends up he wont have to worry about playing in May

>>155123375
HELLLLLOOOOOOOO NURSE

>>155124988
nice, but he didn't have a choice. The team was openly planning on off loading as much of his contract as they could on someone else.

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>>155123466
OUR canesies :)

>>155124929
shoo shoo non-playoff-team fan
>but they made the-
did they?
did they really?

damn the football threads are so brown, thank hell we are all white here

Gary should have wrapped this shit up before soccer started

>>155125281
I’m a blonde Jew. Am I allowed?

>>155123737
>Rielly to Edmonton for Nurse
>Knies to Detroiet for larkin
>McKenna drafted at #1
Who will stop the Toronto train next season?

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>>155125338
yeah

>>155125371
Rielly and Nurse are equally as shit.
Knies is one of the rare >laffs players who isn't a complete softpusy while Larkin straight up quit on his team.
McKenna will bust (it came to me in a dream)

is mckenna a soft twink

>>155126082
>183cm
fraid so

>>155125267
My team was a playoff team

>>155126082
Didn’t he knock some guy out at a bar?

>>155126397
showing up and getting raped by the flyers is not really a "playoff team"

Power move by Nurse to be the one who breaks up with the Oilers.

>>155126082
>cowan, danford AND mckenna
the toronto twinkies are cup bound in 2027

>>155126447
with his soft kisses

>>155126082
Until you call his mama a whore.

>>155126626
Why does he want to leave?

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>>155126716
he saw what other black guys get in the league

>>155126580
Cope

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Fresh OC bros

>>155127774
I think you kind of captured babcock's essence a bit there with the face, not bad

>worst playoffs since 2016
>Finals might be one of the best again
I hate this sport

>>155127774
It wasn't the phones that got him fired but some unreported reason. You would think that any of the so called insiders would've reported on that before now, but apparently not.

>>155128348
it turns out when you piss off a union they can work together to keep you fired forever

> Nurse says no to Babcock.

Had beetle larvae living in my bed frame and just spent the last 3 hours cleaning my bed. Hope the canes win tonight to cheer me up.

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>Hurricanes

Such is life on the rez

We're getting Nurse my fellow Leafs Chads. We'll be winning again!

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>>155125424
Thanks Pekka :)

>>155128872
Nah bro it was disgusting I thought they were maggots at first from food or something.

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stenberg is a confirmed shark now that they get nurse too to solidiy the D?

>>155128755
He knows he won't be able to play any N music anymore

Nurse is a type of shark

>>155129181
you eat on your bed?

>Per sources, the Kings and Penguins are two teams Nurse would accept a trade to.
if Dubas does this I’m going to fucking chimp out

did another fucking bum just demand a trade and then submit a tiny list?

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>>155128872

>rielly for nurse
>larkin for erikson ek
>matthews for mcdavid
who says no

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>>155129587
>Penguins

>>155129779
he thinks the team has actual penguins on it

>>155127774
Beautiful
He can judge McDavid’s favorite doujins

>>155129490
miss ol bill like you cant believe

>>155129805
Oh I get it now, he wants to link back up with his good buddy Stuart Skinner.

>>155129587
cute that nurse thinks this is up to him

4 hours man

>>155127228
yes, pens fans are doing exactly that

>>155130485
skinner wont be there next season dipshit

bud1

>>155129765
Both Mathews and Mcdavid would decline

>>155131291
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>155129765
Musical chairs for retards

>>155130985
Cope

>>155131397
I didn't hear a no

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>>155131397
I'm all in

Eat cock randy

>>155130699
It's guaranteed like a Canadian 5 v 3 power play with the best players on earth....OH WAIT

had poutine for lunch and now feel bloated

knights play today

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>>155132290
Is he Sharting for Veg-ass today /hoc/?

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I want to go see the new Spielberg film tomorrow but its 29$ for a movie?

>>155132523
yep and he's gonna dig in and win!!!!!

shart girl and fart boy

>>155132849
shart boy and marner girl

>>155132644
You can wait a few weeks and torrent it for free

mitchie marner

>>155132644
spielberg is an overrated slop merchant
anyway tickets at my local theater are $9

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> That's right. Chayka gets the 1OA, Celebrini, Schaeffer, and Cooper.

>GM Yzerman asks Larkin to expand trade list beyond three teams

>>155132644
>>155133419
>>155133766
emily blunt does look hot in the trailer
but it still looks like slop
I suggest you forget the woman and download das boot directors cut

>>155134333
>Rabbi (((Yzerman))) asks goy Larkin to expand trade list beyond three teams because he can't make a deal with those three teams

>>155134606
maybe take a breath sven

>>155132200
*kisses your tummy*

>>155134638
Yzerfraud is bad at his job. How's life in Windsor btw?

>>155134606
Can you chuds make a single point without rambling about Jewish people?

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>>155133766
>listen

>>155134685
*farts*

>>155134638
>>155134914
The paperboy is too far gone. What spending your days on /pol/ does to a motherfucker.

>>155134914
Can you Jews stop ruining hockey countries?

the literal world cup is on and you guys are focused on glorified figure skating

can it sven

we don't w atch that craphere

>>155135111
This is /hoc/ not /pol/ we don’t believe in antisemitic conspiracy’s here. We believe in watching hockey.

>>155135134
I'm too white to give a shit about soccer

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>>155134943

true we believe in the coming one world socialist government here of which the jews are just a pawn of the elite who worship the sun god

>>155135255
get off /ng/

>>155135287
I dont know what that is

>>155135134
there are no games on

>>155135167
>>155135255
Fuck off n-words.

>>155135134
we watch real sports in america

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>>155135389
HELL SEGER

>>155135389
Divide and conquer bro thats what they want

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>>155132523

predict how many shart will let in today
4

last two digits is final score for canes-knights

>>155135538
this anon is a student of history

every 60 seconds in canada a minute passes without a cup

>>155135255
There's an antisemitic myth that goyim means cattle and that the reason Jews use the term is that we consider Gentiles to be mere cattle for us to prey on its fucked up I even have to have this discussion on a hockey thread but Sweden had to bring this bullshit here.

is bussi playing?

>>155135818
aye

>>155135800
you say myth but i've seen gary's internal memos

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Reminder
>Vegass will lose tonight
>Vegass will not get the cup
>Sharter Fart is dog shit and will lose
>Taking markers will stick
>Canederacy will win
>Rod will win
>Bussi will win
>E.M. will win
>Heated Rivalry will win
>Reddit will win
>Hexes are working

Tik fucking tok

>>155135969
E.M. lost bro the judge called her a skank

>>155136045
Plebbit doesn't care about facts though so E.M didn't actually lose

>>155135969
I feel bad for rooting against vegas because marner dabbing on laffs fans and hart dabbing on redditfags would be a beautiful sight, but unfortunately they went up against my canesies

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>>155135527

>>155136045
lol

>>155135969
vegas is so fucking cooked bros its not even funny

i doubt those retards will turn it around

>>155136079
can i get a non-incel explanation on why carter hart did nothing wrong? he literally r*ped a drunk girl, and don't give me the "he was found not guilty" mumbo jumbo because i know y'all don't think oj didn't do anything (who was also found not guilty)

*buys jersey*

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>>155136169
quick run down

Freddie isnt dressing again tonight

>>155135538
Last digit of my post

>>155136221
heard he died or something

>>155136221
KWAB

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>or something

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>though

>>155135538
shart will earn a shitout today :(

>>155135538
Somewhere between 2 and 4

>>155136334
what

>>155136221
I'm not dressing either

>>155136169
oj was found guilty in civil court bozo

>>155136525
So was Micheal Jackson he had to settle cause he knew his goose was cooked

MJ gets a pass cause that nigga was absolutely goated

Sharter Fart is pure unfiltered garbage of a goalie.. like Anderson

Will we get a sticky tonight?

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>REPORT: The Los Angeles Kings and Pittsburgh Penguins are two teams Darnell Nurse would be willing to sign off for on a trade
Nope nigga, you're part of the yzerplan.

>>155136658
Nurse for huberdeau who says no

>>155136658
>he'd rather play for these shit teams than with connor mcdavid
What's going on up there

>>155136658
Nurse for Karlsson who says no

Freddie isnt even the 3rs stringer now the hurricanes just called up some next goalie from the ahl

>>155136221
hes just freeballin it, respect

Nurse for Barzal who says no

i just got traded here from /cric/

>>155136800
Why are Islanders fans starting to run Barzal out of town

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whos gonna win tonight?

>>155136812
can't have two kids who won the calder

I got a good idea for some posts

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>>155136658
Nurse + future constipations for EP40 who says no?

>>155136658
No thanks
I don't want a bald man living near me

>>155134914
Found the jew

>>155135538
zero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>155123375

stayed up way too late playing vidya

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>>155136837

>>155136960
it's only 4:00 PM

>>155136960
Same bro but it was worth it

jobs bro jobs...

>>155136960
was up til 6 am

Darnell nurse - 4 million retained - to the Pittsburgh penguins
For
Stewart skinner

>>155137065
KEK

>>155137065
who says no

the oilers should sign babcock, perry, and evander kane, for maximum locker room kino.

Who says yes

>>155136636
No but the other soccer game will

>>155136636
The only way we'd ever get a sticky is if it goes to 7.

surprised he's not begging to go to Florida like everybody else

>>155136636
Gary's interns have been lobbying hard

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McDavid is a heartless punk for not vetoing the trade request.

>>155137262
Big D is shaking it all the out of Edmonton in a season or two anyway.

>lowest save % in first 4 games of final since 2000
sounds about right
cmon sharter lets keep it going!