Darnell Nurse requested a trade.
My canesies! :)
he is not white
>Trading Nurse won't be easy, because he has an annual cap hit of $9.25 million through 2029-30.
nigga thins he's worth enough to request a trade lmao you were gone anyways brother it's like quitting right before you get your pink slip
funny thing is i dont even like trb. if he were drowning id throw im a cindahblock
>Larkin and Nurse to laffs. CONFIRMED.
>>155123375
>>155123625Salary caps are retarded
>>155123625oh, and hes also fucking dogshit, thats probably hurting his chances too
>>155123375He's not actually a licensed nurse btw
>>155124576That's okay, I'm sure Sarah Nurse is a nurse
>>155123466Are gay (:
>even nurse wants off the sinking shipKWAB
>>155124501whereever he ends up he wont have to worry about playing in May
>>155123375HELLLLLOOOOOOOO NURSE
>>155124988nice, but he didn't have a choice. The team was openly planning on off loading as much of his contract as they could on someone else.
>>155123466OUR canesies :)>>155124929shoo shoo non-playoff-team fan>but they made the-did they?did they really?
damn the football threads are so brown, thank hell we are all white here
Gary should have wrapped this shit up before soccer started
>>155125281I’m a blonde Jew. Am I allowed?
>>155123737>Rielly to Edmonton for Nurse>Knies to Detroiet for larkin>McKenna drafted at #1Who will stop the Toronto train next season?
>>155125338yeah
>>155125371Rielly and Nurse are equally as shit. Knies is one of the rare >laffs players who isn't a complete softpusy while Larkin straight up quit on his team.McKenna will bust (it came to me in a dream)
is mckenna a soft twink
>>155126082>183cmfraid so
>>155125267My team was a playoff team
>>155126082Didn’t he knock some guy out at a bar?
>>155126397showing up and getting raped by the flyers is not really a "playoff team"
Power move by Nurse to be the one who breaks up with the Oilers.
>>155126082>cowan, danford AND mckennathe toronto twinkies are cup bound in 2027
>>155126447with his soft kisses
>>155126082Until you call his mama a whore.
>>155126626Why does he want to leave?
>>155126716he saw what other black guys get in the league
>>155126580Cope
Fresh OC bros
>>155127774I think you kind of captured babcock's essence a bit there with the face, not bad
>worst playoffs since 2016>Finals might be one of the best againI hate this sport
>>155127774It wasn't the phones that got him fired but some unreported reason. You would think that any of the so called insiders would've reported on that before now, but apparently not.
>>155128348it turns out when you piss off a union they can work together to keep you fired forever
> Nurse says no to Babcock.
Had beetle larvae living in my bed frame and just spent the last 3 hours cleaning my bed. Hope the canes win tonight to cheer me up.
>Hurricanes
Such is life on the rez
We're getting Nurse my fellow Leafs Chads. We'll be winning again!
>>155125424Thanks Pekka :)
>>155128872Nah bro it was disgusting I thought they were maggots at first from food or something.
stenberg is a confirmed shark now that they get nurse too to solidiy the D?
>>155128755He knows he won't be able to play any N music anymore
Nurse is a type of shark
>>155129181you eat on your bed?
>Per sources, the Kings and Penguins are two teams Nurse would accept a trade to.if Dubas does this I’m going to fucking chimp out
did another fucking bum just demand a trade and then submit a tiny list?
>>155128872
>rielly for nurse>larkin for erikson ek>matthews for mcdavidwho says no
>>155129587>Penguins
>>155129779he thinks the team has actual penguins on it
>>155127774Beautiful He can judge McDavid’s favorite doujins
>>155129490miss ol bill like you cant believe
>>155129805Oh I get it now, he wants to link back up with his good buddy Stuart Skinner.
>>155129587cute that nurse thinks this is up to him
4 hours man
>>155127228yes, pens fans are doing exactly that
>>155130485skinner wont be there next season dipshit
bud1
>>155129765Both Mathews and Mcdavid would decline
>>155131291thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>155129765Musical chairs for retards
>>155130985Cope
>>155131397I didn't hear a no
>>155131397I'm all in
Eat cock randy
>>155130699It's guaranteed like a Canadian 5 v 3 power play with the best players on earth....OH WAIT
had poutine for lunch and now feel bloated
knights play today
>>155132290Is he Sharting for Veg-ass today /hoc/?
I want to go see the new Spielberg film tomorrow but its 29$ for a movie?
>>155132523yep and he's gonna dig in and win!!!!!
shart girl and fart boy
>>155132849shart boy and marner girl
>>155132644You can wait a few weeks and torrent it for free
mitchie marner
>>155132644spielberg is an overrated slop merchantanyway tickets at my local theater are $9
> That's right. Chayka gets the 1OA, Celebrini, Schaeffer, and Cooper.
>GM Yzerman asks Larkin to expand trade list beyond three teams
>>155132644>>155133419>>155133766emily blunt does look hot in the trailerbut it still looks like slopI suggest you forget the woman and download das boot directors cut
>>155134333>Rabbi (((Yzerman))) asks goy Larkin to expand trade list beyond three teams because he can't make a deal with those three teams
>>155134606maybe take a breath sven
>>155132200*kisses your tummy*
>>155134638Yzerfraud is bad at his job. How's life in Windsor btw?
>>155134606Can you chuds make a single point without rambling about Jewish people?
>>155133766>listen
>>155134685*farts*
>>155134638>>155134914The paperboy is too far gone. What spending your days on /pol/ does to a motherfucker.
>>155134914Can you Jews stop ruining hockey countries?
the literal world cup is on and you guys are focused on glorified figure skating
can it sven
we don't w atch that craphere
>>155135111This is /hoc/ not /pol/ we don’t believe in antisemitic conspiracy’s here. We believe in watching hockey.
>>155135134I'm too white to give a shit about soccer
>>155134943
true we believe in the coming one world socialist government here of which the jews are just a pawn of the elite who worship the sun god
>>155135255get off /ng/
>>155135287I dont know what that is
>>155135134there are no games on
>>155135167>>155135255Fuck off n-words.
>>155135134we watch real sports in america
>>155135389HELL SEGER
>>155135389Divide and conquer bro thats what they want
>>155132523
predict how many shart will let in today4
last two digits is final score for canes-knights
>>155135538this anon is a student of history
every 60 seconds in canada a minute passes without a cup
>>155135255There's an antisemitic myth that goyim means cattle and that the reason Jews use the term is that we consider Gentiles to be mere cattle for us to prey on its fucked up I even have to have this discussion on a hockey thread but Sweden had to bring this bullshit here.
is bussi playing?
>>155135818aye
>>155135800you say myth but i've seen gary's internal memos
Reminder>Vegass will lose tonight>Vegass will not get the cup>Sharter Fart is dog shit and will lose>Taking markers will stick>Canederacy will win>Rod will win>Bussi will win>E.M. will win>Heated Rivalry will win>Reddit will win>Hexes are workingTik fucking tok
>>155135969E.M. lost bro the judge called her a skank
>>155136045Plebbit doesn't care about facts though so E.M didn't actually lose
>>155135969I feel bad for rooting against vegas because marner dabbing on laffs fans and hart dabbing on redditfags would be a beautiful sight, but unfortunately they went up against my canesies
>>155135527
>>155136045lol
>>155135969vegas is so fucking cooked bros its not even funnyi doubt those retards will turn it around
>>155136079can i get a non-incel explanation on why carter hart did nothing wrong? he literally r*ped a drunk girl, and don't give me the "he was found not guilty" mumbo jumbo because i know y'all don't think oj didn't do anything (who was also found not guilty)
*buys jersey*
>>155136169quick run down
Freddie isnt dressing again tonight
>>155135538Last digit of my post
>>155136221heard he died or something
>>155136221KWAB
>or something
>though
>>155135538shart will earn a shitout today :(
>>155135538Somewhere between 2 and 4
>>155136334what
>>155136221I'm not dressing either
>>155136169oj was found guilty in civil court bozo
>>155136525So was Micheal Jackson he had to settle cause he knew his goose was cooked
MJ gets a pass cause that nigga was absolutely goatedSharter Fart is pure unfiltered garbage of a goalie.. like Anderson
Will we get a sticky tonight?
>REPORT: The Los Angeles Kings and Pittsburgh Penguins are two teams Darnell Nurse would be willing to sign off for on a tradeNope nigga, you're part of the yzerplan.
>>155136658Nurse for huberdeau who says no
>>155136658>he'd rather play for these shit teams than with connor mcdavidWhat's going on up there
>>155136658Nurse for Karlsson who says no
Freddie isnt even the 3rs stringer now the hurricanes just called up some next goalie from the ahl
>>155136221hes just freeballin it, respect
Nurse for Barzal who says no
i just got traded here from /cric/
>>155136800Why are Islanders fans starting to run Barzal out of town
whos gonna win tonight?
>>155136812can't have two kids who won the calder
I got a good idea for some posts
>>155136658Nurse + future constipations for EP40 who says no?
>>155136658No thanks I don't want a bald man living near me
>>155134914Found the jew
>>155135538zero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stayed up way too late playing vidya
>>155136837
>>155136960it's only 4:00 PM
>>155136960Same bro but it was worth it
jobs bro jobs...
>>155136960was up til 6 am
Darnell nurse - 4 million retained - to the Pittsburgh penguins For Stewart skinner
>>155137065KEK
>>155137065who says no
the oilers should sign babcock, perry, and evander kane, for maximum locker room kino.
Who says yes
>>155136636No but the other soccer game will
>>155136636The only way we'd ever get a sticky is if it goes to 7.
surprised he's not begging to go to Florida like everybody else
>>155136636Gary's interns have been lobbying hard
McDavid is a heartless punk for not vetoing the trade request.
>>155137262Big D is shaking it all the out of Edmonton in a season or two anyway.
>lowest save % in first 4 games of final since 2000sounds about rightcmon sharter lets keep it going!
>>155137256He's a realist, he knows there isn't a chance in hell any competitive team would want him.
>>155136960you need to get a job
>>155136858or the 2nd pick(stenberg) + misa >can eat up 62 minutes occasionally>good friends with sharks gm>bestfriends with their n1 dman, deshairnais>no salary retained would put the sharks only $4m below the salary cap floor>is a bald mutantno brainer here
>>155137262His wife is gonna miss Darnell.
>>155137450Or they could just draft a d man with that pick instead of taking in some shitter
>>155137450I want the sharks to succeed so fuck off.
>>155137446at work right now tranny kwab
>>155123466Shut the fuck up
My wallet is requesting a trade, only teams it's taking offers from are Popeye's and Papa Johns. What does /hoc/ think
>>155137598I dont eat either of those
>>155137676Cheese Yzerpan requests you expand your list of potential trade partners.
>No one cares about hockey>Vegas doesn't deserve a team>Cheapest Game 6 ticket is 1000 bucks
mackinnon finna win the hart
>>155137766that's not so bad compared to world cup and MSG tickets
so is freddy just sitting out in protest or what? no injury report still. no concussion protocol. they are flying in janitors to fill in for backup.
>>155137792>it doesn't snow in VegasIt's like these retards have never heard of the state Vegas is in
>>155137784why is he wearing a fell for it again pin
>>155137766>>155137766
>>155137816Well his agent did just kill himself last week
>Canes hosting EM at tonight's game to witness Carter Hart's rape.
Thoughts?
has rod prepped the bussi?
>Freddy still outI hope he's OK:(
>>155137893mcdavid robbed because people tired of voting for him.
>>155137893>shitt Hughes 2 Lmao
>>155137893canacuck voters should be gassed
>>155137948Yeah and he only lost by a dozen, crazy He still deserved it tho, considering how shit the Oilers are
>>155137893
>>155137948the ted lindsay is the higher distinction anyway.
>>155137893some retard giving nick suzuki a first place vote lmao
>>155137996True, him and Gretzky have the most of them ever, and McGawd has over 10 more years to get more
>>155137893the flames dumped a hart trophy nominee for dustbin wolf??
Will Bussi be tight tonight, or loose and ran through?
>>155138003Probably the same guy who put Caufield at #2
DEATH TO TAMPA
>>155137893anyone who cares about award voting in sports should be forced to retake kharg island
>sportsnet sucking off rod again
>>155138030Follow up, if anyone gets injured, will ROD the BOD lace up?
rod is like that retard downie that most teams have around in a joke fake job role just the joke role is as a coach based on this interview and mic moment on the benches.
>>155136837Marner carrying everyone on his back.
Drop the puck Gary, I am done waiting.
>>155138103
1993, 2014, etc etc
non-hokkei friends want to hang out and i'd feel bad standing them up when the cup isn't in the arena :(
AhhhHhhhagghhhh AHHHHHHHHGGH I can't stop Surging bros, I'm almost out of baby oil
WOF answer is Acord Squash. Whatever the fuck that is. Whoopee! Now start the fucking game!!!!!!!
>>155137819It has snows in Vegas, but very very lightly. The last time it really snowed, as in everything was covered in a couple inches, was 20 years ago.Still remember when it happened, it started snowing during school and we threw snowballs at some teachers we didn't like out in the courtyard and ran away kek
>>155136837Gary likes road teams, if Sharter Fart does his job for once Vegas will win but Randy is on a mission from God.
>>155138058why are you so dramatic?
>betman>half the ads are about betting
I hope very bad things happen to Carolina Hockey Team
>>155138161hes been fine. the team is the one fucking up. take the game winner last game - 4 knights are below the red line in a tie game 3rd period in a playoff game giving staal a free goal. its beer league level defense you expect from the soilers or some shit. they keep making mistakes like this chasing pucks and losing assignments. marner had like 5 breakaways that game and a penalty shot.
dingle livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2ForYa0OA
you don't hate gary enough
You know what is smart? Paying one of those fuckin' "people" 9M a year and expecting them to honor their side of the deal. The soilers were fuckin' played and they should be ashamed of themselves.
When will the puck actually drop after all the LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY LOL JAMIE FROM PROGRESSIVE IS A NERD commercials?
>bussi starting
ffs...why does this fucking n____r pk keep dressing like a faggot every broadcast. Can he just not wear a 3-piece suit like everyone else?
wtf even is a Golden Knight anyway
>Randy’s called up some Ahler to be the third goalie when they team has a ahl finals games tomorrow Just say andershit is hurt or something
>>155138246I still haven't forgiven them for replacing Jake from State Farm with some skinwalker
>>155138171>it seems today that all you see>is violence in movies and sex on tv
Darnell Nurse has the black of PK Subban and the bald of Mark Messier, he must be elite
>>155138268a knight who wears gold which is highly impractical as far as armor goes
E.M.ily is trying to hide it tonight, but I still saw it.
14 minutes to puck drop, ffs.
>No Finnish stream on onhockey>Have to watch Am*rican adsjust kill me and be done with it
WEEEELLLLL THOSE RANDIES ARE MIGHTY PECULIAR
>>155138259blacks are the gayest race by a large margin. just check cdc stats.
>>155138295neither of those two are elite.
>>155138241he probably wants to leave because too many people are telling him to kill himself for being better at hockey 5 years ago than he is now
if my canes don't win tonight I'm gonna say the N word
>>155138285DID YOU KNOW THAT BLACK PEOPLE LIKE TO DANCE AND WHITE PEOPLE LOOK GOOFY DOING IT? BUY THIS MEDICINE!
Wife is making KD
>>155138330>people are telling him to kill himself for being better at hockey 5 years ago than he is nowThen he should use that fucking money to get people to help him get better, instead of blowing it all on cars, whores and alcohol.
>>155137536this divegrass shit ought to result in a penalty....for the diver
bus
>>155138317I wonder how many times Gary will run his bad goys ad.
Is there a fanbase on the planet that actually wants Nurse?
>>155138349
>>155138366si
FREEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIRD
>>155138374whichever one is the most libtarded, they'll call for him just so they can wear yet another black's name on their back and feel pride in doing so.
>>155138398Seattle?
>>155138390that's Bush you philistine
Is there a skycast stream?
We’re all rooting Carolina, right?
>whoever wins game # wins the stanley cup 7#% of the timejust stop with the stat already
>>155138376?
Reminder that the "C" stands for "cock" and the "A"s stand for "asshole". You do the math.
>>155138374second pairing D on a young forward-heavy team that isn't in cap trouble yet
>>155138339reddit is not gonna be happy about that
>>155138427yea this place is filled with plebbitors
>>155138427considering vegas is the devil, what choice do we have?
sorry what was that goalie's last name?
>>155138320If you're quoting HIV stats that is crazy scewed by iv drug use not butt sex
Lets fuckin go already
go knights go mitchie
>>155138434Sharks are going nowhere again next year. Get over it. They need to ditch grier and get a White man running that team.
good evening bros
>how many towels for a good bath? mike commodore will be in nextcan ron just fucking kill himself already? just overdose on his meth addiction finally?
>>155138454boipussy
>>155138427just you, randolpheat phallus
>>155138433Did your dad teach you that?
no but seriously why did bussi's mom bring her BVLL to the game with her?
why the fuck is nhl still going on its the middle of june
>>155138470Hello. You smell nice today
>>155138470Good ebening
monitoring this thread
>>155138488Why not? Does it bother you that 2 "warm" cities are in it? It actually does snow in Carolina and Nevada
just waiting for korea-czechia desu
What the fuck was that thing?
ZOMG GUIZE LOOK AT THIS LOCKER ROOM FOOTAGE GARY AND (((ESPN))) ARE GIVING US! ISN'T THIS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL? MUCH BETTER THAN STARTING THE FUCKING GAME ON TIME INSTEAD OF 20 MINUTES LATE!!!!!!
>>155138520former flame mike commadore
IT'S 8:18DROP THE FUCKING PUCK GARY
>>155138515I don't know anything about soccer who does the US fight in their game?
>they give the female soldier an axe instead of a rifle
>>155138520think i saw one of those at the bus stop the other day
>>155138454Bussi, the thing I rode earlier today
Why is there a fat black woman?
>>155138520Sammy Hagar
>>155138480Yes. He was a wise man. Told me never to trust hockey players.
Jack black lookin ahhhh
>30 minute disney on icereally growing the game to the faggots, gary.
predator looking nigress
Woof
through the perilous side
>>155138557HOCKEY IS FOR EVERYONE CHUD
>>155138503Is the dragon meant to represent the Gary's refs?>does anyone have gary wearing ref stripes?
https://youtu.be/aQnW-MxAU6U?list=RDaQnW-MxAU6UPLEASE RISE AND REMOVE YOUR COVERSFOR THE PLAYING OF OUR NATIONAL COLORS
Holy shit that was awful
JOSE CAN YOU SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>they still have this dumb cunt ASLing the fucking anthemWhy?
>sign language girl in vegas was black>also black tonight in carolinaare they a crew? unioned? mafia?
why does this fucking pregame bullshit keep getting longer and longer who enjoys this
>>155138585Why do they mention a Mexican in their anthem
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>shit goaliesHow come shit goalies like these can make the finals yet the Rangers have two elite goalies in a row and can never do shit?
>>155138558huh, i went to his restrurant when I visited vegas
8:21 puck dropFuck you Gary
>no cucknadian dei/"gender"-neutral anthembased. eat shit faggots.
>>155138593People who work in marketing mostly
>carolina singing the anthem badly on purposedisgraceful
>>155138600They couldn't scoreNeither the sex or on the ice
>>155138600good goalies give the illusion of good players which are actually more important
>>155138594it's about rubbing salt in the wound after the texans beat them up and took their shit
>>155138611you can watch it on espn deportes, jorge.
>>1551386321993, 2014. kwab
Whoever scores more goals is gonna win this one
who has the script for tonight?
ITS HAPPENING
>scoreless draw in some hick backwater neat where Michael Jordan lives
>>1551386372-2 going to a double OT win.
>>155138637Canes tonight, then Vegas at home setting up for a Gay game 7
I think my bussi is going to drop another aho
>>155138637Interns still writing it Gary keeps tearing it up like Vince Mcmahon
>>1551386376-5 canes after double overtime
>>155138635rent free, infinite
>>>near where
>>155138637The team with more goals wins
>>155138659Vince wishes he could have come up with some of the shit gary does.
>>155138637canes go down 29 points and anunoby wins it with a weird hustle play in the final second
Hatrick 3?
>>155138594It's "O say" retard. Why do you do a land acknowledgement before every game?
>>1551386373-2 knights, then they lose the next 2 in a blowout
>>155138637one of the goalies will let in a goal on the first 2 or 3 shots he faces
>r-r-r-rent free!!!!
>no gamethread>during the fucking wccucked ass genny
