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Os
dodgers
>poop crap dies violently>cubbies suddenly spring to life
>>155129635My pirates (:
A HORWITZ HOWITZER
gayriners kek
Why are Korean cheerleaders so much hotter than Japanese ones?
>>155130935
Just remember when /mlb/ hits page 10 you'll be begging for MDS.
>>155130935they're not. >>155131002
>>155131141You sure about that
>>155131267positive.
Canadian baseball existed 7 full years before the modern american rules, in case you all forgothttps://youtu.be/mtj29zrjEmI
softball thread>>155118799
>>155131502fake newsnot clickingLOL
Poodrepacos and Doyerpacos right now
it's up!
Tiggies
>>155132414this is insane
>>155131502early canadian baseball was basically just rounders
>>155130935korean anything is hotter than japanese, they make the best women over there
>/mleb/ has no idea the Mariners and O's have rigged the schedule to get the only primetime game today
>>155131502>>155132499the name "baseball" was originated on a 1700s book by a british writter
>Dodgers and Rams team doctor was providing PEDs to conor mcgregor while he was recovering from an injuryinteresting, must mean nothing
Wtf thought it was a 7pm game
>The Tigers today claimed OF James Outman off waivers from the Minnesota Twins.Outman, more like Journeyman
>>155134532Based Conor McG gettin' back on them PEDs to make a delightful comebackImagine Ohtani on PEDs, he'd be unstoppable
>>155134710>imagine
Breggy bear slap
>>155134176the british also invented gay sex
>>155133569hottest phillipinos mog the hottest korean/japs
>>155134176Yes. It was an alphabet book for boys and they shoehorned “base ball” (at the time it was two words) into the book so they could sell balls that were packaged with the book. Baseball is called baseball because of capitalism.
Kelly bear slap
>mexico won>threat very quiet
okay, but imagine the rocks came back and swept
>>155135518>threat
>>155135582let that be a warning to you all
>>155135582You make one typo and everyone loses their mind
>>155135671>precious medals
>>155135699I’m not chikaner
>>155135740>threws a hissy fit
>>155135740then youre alright in my books
>>155135518nobody cares about that slop sport
>>155135832That was a discordfag
I don't think the Sox-Braves game gets nicked today. There will probably be a delay at some point, but they will finish it.
>>155135518KEK
>roylels
Wow, Jacob DeGrom is such a good pitcher, surely he has more than 100 and some change career wins.
Today was a good day.
>>155136050vamos Mexico :)
>>155135518There was another sneks/dads series in meh-he-co-day-effay??
>>155136050y tho
Embarrassing things happening in softball.>>155135946>>155136048
[VV]Cubs [w]in!gg rox
whatever happened to autistic poodrepaco
>>155136116My Cascade got btfo...
>>155136203the cascade is raping the blaze right now
>>155136240Cascadesisters, we are so back
Marlins have won 8 of the last 9
she would be a perfect dodgers girl
>>155136111Mexico won their opening match. Dodgers are going to beat the Pissrats, and Fuck the Padres.
>>155136308Feesh got the hot fin.
OH SHIT HAPPENINGhttps://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/06/phillies-to-acquire-derek-hill.html
>no Dave Roberts masterclass
>>155136354fuck mexico lol
>>155136354>>155136050Aren’t you Asian?
I kek when i remember that Yamamoto and Sasaki know more Spanish than English
>>155136398But why
Freeman is the only confirmed hall of famer on the roster and the last time I checked he’s going in the hall as a Brave.
I need an afillin'
>>155136586go braves!
>>155136398Did the Phils just win?
>>155136574nope. dodger.
>>155135582>precocious medals
>>155136649False.
>>155136649without a doubt
On June 10, Max Scherzer became the 11th player in MLB history to reach 3500 career strikeouts
>>155136696nope. dodger.
>>155136744Scherzer is a national in the hall of fame too kek
>>155136472that was a different vtuber poster
ITFDB
>>155136853They’re both the same person
If the M's shit it up this afternoon I can watch Hockey. If the M's don't shit it up this afternoon I can play mlb 2005 on the deck and listen to background foreignerball.
>>155136574He looks like a fag. Isn't his wife hot tho?
go go go
>>155136574>>155136881I was watching some Mic'd Up thing that MLB Network was doing during Spring Training a couple years back where the broadcasters were interviewing Freeman during an at bat. So the gimmick was that he'd be answering their question and then have to pause and swing at the pitch. During each swing he'd let out a gutteral grunt. My wife happened to come in while the segment was on and immediately became very interested in the game when she heard his grunts of exertion. I felt cucked and had issues performing that night. Who was in the wrong?
>>155137013bitches love freddie
munchy bomb incoming
>>155136574him and mookie betts are going to be debated on which one they should. both arguably earned most of their actual career accolades on their original teams and cemented themselves as future HoFers during those times, but they also won at least 2 world series with the Dodgers. Though most likely Mookie will go as a Dodgers and Freddie will as a Brave
>>155137077>bravesFUCK EM
>>155136398Where the Phillies fans at?
will Arenado go into the hall of fame as a rock or was that bridge burned?
Where is Gillespie?
>>155137089suckä la mincä
It's O time
You do play OOTP Baseball, right? You're not a real baseball fan if you're not deep in the spreadsheet sim.
>>155137146let's go snorioles!
>>155136990faggot
>>155136574>>155136649>>155136744One thing's for sure is that Freddie does NOT miss playing for the Braves
>>155137198no, I have a job and active sex life
>>155137198realistic sim games are not real gamesthe autists' equivalent to phone games
>>155137198figuring out who should do my walk off bunt based on the bunt attribute is good enough. you’re not one of those nerds are you? You are just a casual video gamer right? with a job and a life?
>>155137249I play one game and that's OOTP. Gaming is otherwise extremely boring and pointless.
It's M's time
>>155137225the braves are winning the NL right now, they don't miss him either kek!
>>155137225Matt Olson is decent
Is there anyone here who's a Pirates fan?
>tfw after today I have to wait four days to play the Ms againGoing to miss playing this team
>>155137351In theory a lot of us like the Pirates.
>>155137351not many but theres a few
>>155137209shut up, bitch asssss
>>155137273gaming is for faggets kek
METS BROS WE WON WE WON
>>155137379faggot
What would Anthony Recker look like in a bikini?
COLE YOUNG LEADOFF HOMER
I need an aphillin'!
>>155137421Perhaps too based
Fried chicken anons there’s a guthries going in near me are they any good?
>>155137485Fast food, especially fried foods, is bad for you
OHTANI BOMB
that's an ohtani dinger right theredodgers on the board
>>155137209>>155137413we don't sign our posts here
OH OH
>>155137198ootp is a very unrealistic shit game for midwits
>>155137351no this entire general consists of 2 or 3 bandwagoners talking to themselves
what's freeman's knee made out of
damnnnnnn he did it again
tuck em!
KELLER WANNA KILL 'EM>>155137614OH SHIT
TUCK BRINGS THE FUCK
Don't get cocky dodgers, you could lead by 7 runs and still lose like yesterday kek!
>>155137633shut up, cuck. we're watching the game
Pierats ain't coming back tonight KEKThis game is over!
you're at the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. what do you do?
>>155137633Get cocky in this bussy
>>155137657Based sausage girl.
i don't know if the audio got better, but the pitch going in the glove sounds like a base hit almost
>>155137657Fuck off fake sausage girl
>>155137198OOTP is better than the Show.There I said it.
>>155137689but he's a real dpyerpaco tho
Calling it now the White Sox will lose to the Braves today due to the massive team chemistry impact of losing Derek Hill not to mention a significant loss of vibe in the clubhouse.
RaleighCharlotteNashville Salt Lake CityPortlandSacramentopick two
>>155137759Portland and Sactown
>>155137759>pick twoyour ass and mouth
>>155137759Nashville and Sacramento
come onnnn DOUBLE PLAY
>>155136352BUILT
>>155137791ha haaa
>>155137759MLB adding 2 franchises would be awful. There are already 8 or 9 teams not trying to win
>>155137759Sacramento and Salt Lake, Portland is an awful choice.
Janitor applications are now closed. Thanks to all who applied!
>>155137759Nashville and Portland. However I think a Portland team would kind of be like one of those teams where the team doesn't really need to be all that good and could still draw a decent crowd if they build in a good location like the Rockies or something while Nashville is a team that HAS to be good if they want to be successful business wise
>>155137759portland and salt lake citywe need more teams out west so that we can realign mlb into eastern and western leagues
Francis Dillon Dingler
>>155137759Mexico CityCaracas
>>155137146She's watching soccer right now.
>>155137759You forgot Oklahoma City and San Antonio.
freddie french fries
Freddie :)
>>155137874I do think we need more western teams, but I think the goal with expansion should be making it easier to set up an NL/AL North and South without having to get real stupid when it comes to deciding how to handle certain teams
freddie :)
>>155137896valen is pretty good despite sharing starts and starting late, i don't know if we should trade him once kirk comes back
>>155137759actually Montreal
>>155137926>okcAlready has the comets>San AntonioTexas is more of a football and basketball state
>>155137937freddie freedom fries
Bucbros I don't think the Dodgers are blowing this one.
>pierats pitching
>>155137987based sausage girl has already guaranteed a dodgers win
>>155137987Yeah this is looking like game 1
walk her, buehler
come on tuck the fuck don't kill the rally
Rats really are just leaving their starter out to die
>>155138007I'm still thinking about that picture honestly, Dill Smith in particular. good use case for AI
KING TUCK GRANDSLAM
>>155138042
i have it>KING TUCK>WHAT THE FUCK???
nice at bat retarded dominican, you only fell for the low away breaking ball once
>>155137759They need a Portland and SLC to break up the Mariners and Rockies' territorial domination, maybe another team in the south to break up the Braves monopoly
I needa 'ait!
Bryan who lmao
Repostan
>>155138199Bryan Stow lol
Moo
mariners gonna need some runs
Guys, is 5’8 short?
>>155138221Afraid the analytics disagree.
>Tonight's game will start in a delay.
>>155138201creepy
>Gunnar and Alonso up with RISP Yea I know how this turns out
>>155138233no king
karros talking big right now>the reality is that there are the dodgers and then there's everyone else
>>155138235ah i see, my mistake skip.
Woo is fucking shook, yikes!
>>155138261for a Doyersbro, you're alright anon
Bryan poo lmao
>>155137225he literally cried because he missed the bravesand it was his agent who messed up braves resigning himFreeman wanted to stay
It isn't looking good.
You are all buying prospi 2026 at launch right anons?
Surely, The Dodgers' bullpen doesn't blow this tonight, right?
>>155138336not anymore
>>155138337my sources have confirmed this
>>155138201I havent watched a movie in a decade
>>155138336I rememberPepperidge Farm remembers
>memeners
BRYAN POO KEK
lmao okay this one is over early, see you guys tomorrow for the nats game
Adley!
>replying to whiny danefagcouldn't be me
>game delayedHockey time!
>dodgers chased only 9 pitches todaytuck isn't having a good season, but his replacement isn't going to draw as many walks as he does
holy shit lmfao gg o's what the fuck
BRYAN POOP L O L
Alonso!
>woo"No ma'am that's just gas escaping."
yeah its overlet's all switch to hockey
>>155138201ayyyy
>>155138396But the hawks aren't even playing?
Bradish isnt going to last. Just need the bullpen to not collapse. I'll give this a 50% chance. Mariner bats may come alive
>>155138233Short and undesirablet. 5'7" king
It begins
NUUUUUUUKE
it's over
stop donating wins to the orioles, right fucking now
entertainment purposes. let's do it, doggie doos
sausage girl cursed us yet again....
My Os have no clue what shut down inning means
cheers
DOM CANZONE MAMA MIA
>there are still no outsMother fucking asshole fuck you Bradish
wrob dood, wat nou?
The dodgers should just trade for Skenes right there
see manfred is starting to bring out the spiked evil balls to injure everyone on the dodgers now
>>155138580what do those doggie do?
>>155138682win
>>155138562this anon gets it
>>155138424what's the score?
klein caca
Bradish is playing like he wants to go back to the angels
blowpen sisters.....
This dodgers bullpen is so ass
Julio! It's a 1 run game!
what a shitty bullpen
amazing how the entire doyer bullpen was solid for a stretch and now they've all gone to shit
Is luck merchant Wrobleski's run at an end?
klein would get more strikes if he threw in the big floating rectangle in front of the batter instead of the ground
so, it's happening again
I think my wife wants to have sex with me, but not because she wants me. She just has heard her friends are doing it. I’m going to just wait her out though.
holy fuck klein sucksshould kill himself
mariners got some life in 'em
Just give the pirates the lead so I can turn this off already
>>155138819you gonna dm his wife?
Sit em down Klein!
>>155138808Have fun, brother!
Hey I want to have sex with my husband, but he just sits here and posts. How do I get him to fuck me?
>>155138682suck cock
>>155138719>scoreless draw
BRING BACK KIM
this is the pirates' world series, please understand
>dookie butts challenge
Mayo
>>155138961He got one right earlier with runners
>>155138974Doubleplayo
>>155138974and there it is
doyer legend Yohan Ramirez
>>155138808>>155138883why can't my life be this interesting
>>155139015Fucking Jackson Holliday. Shitty as nepo baby bitch. Hope his dad slaps the shit out of him and his mom has sex with
>>155138883Try being a passive aggressive bitch
I hope an F5 tornado rolls through my house.
>>155139200It's about to roll through the Os game
gj Vesia
>>155139200Same here brother
Adley
yes!!
>>155139306why are they bringing the tarp out when it isnt even raining
Citi Field looks a little different
There is a horn growing out of my right testicle. Should I be concerned?
>>155139306we have this thing called freedom of speech here
my m's have summoned the rain to ice the o's
kyle cucker fucking sucks bros
>>155139370good ab sneaky last pitch
cRushie :)
Good Call slide
he answered the call
nice slide callfree nuggets tomorrow :)
based espinal>ohtani out of the gamewat
good call
Why doesn't Baltimore just close the roof?
ha haaaa
>Pages
>account wiped from mlb the show for infinite pack glitchgenny senpai, what do?
>>155139541>having a video game accountthis one's on you bud
>gatcha slave loses his house money
>Brian Wu gave up 7 earned runsgayriners kek
>>155139541winners never cheat and cheaters never prosper unless they do
what the FUCK is left knee inflammation
>ohtani injured
>>155139566kek
>>155139582the end of an era
>>155139582what ur mum gets when i'm through with er
>we've lulled los doyers back into a false sense of security. Pump it
attaboy dookie! statpadding is for CHUMPS dont take the easy win
>dookie
I fucking hate mookie
Always cute when shithole poverty flyover teams think they can beat us
>Dodgers Justin Wrobleski left the game with a right hamstring contusion and Shohei Ohtani left the game with left knee inflammation.
cmon poolio its only a 2 run game
>>155139648how the hell does a hamstring get confused? does it have neurons wtf
Nice challenge, way to give the ump a morale boost
Tornado sirens going off near me
>named the mariners>cant play through a little raingayriners kek
>>155139582picrel is me but with Alysa
>>155139648I bet Dryer and Hurt are hiding some kind of injuries as well
poolio just missed it
cmon gaylor its only a 2 run game
Ohtani is injured? Holy fuck it’s all falling apart
>Alysa when someone asks to be her toilet
>>155139648What's their problem?
ILtani
attaeye gaylor
pierats kek
Honestly grats barves on being the team manfred picked to win this year! WOO!
>Mare Inners Left Feelder Reindeer Rose Arena
tuck em
bryan poo has 7 earned runs kekgayriners best pitcher btw
4d chess tuck 'em
nu memeiners frens i thought we had the best rotation in baseball since the 2019 astros what happened?
Why can fielders not bring umbrellas out when it's raining?
>game without ABS challengesSOVL
imagine the seethe if chapman was traded to the yankees
that will do, miggy ro
>Ohtani injureddam son
>>155139679The storm passed and it wasn’t even windy >>155139648Hope it’s career ending for both desu
im gay go m’s
don't you dare post sausage girl yet you jinxing fuck
doggie doo doggie doggie doggie doo
>>155139679nothing burger
Dodgers won the series, but at what cost
Msbros /our/ pitching is lowkey mid
mistah tuckah...
kyle tucker is not real kekdoggie doos gave up bellinger for this mind you
i've seen this before
>>155140089Best rotation in the A.L. nu mariners fan
>henriquez
kyle sucker
KING TUCK?WHAT THE FUCK??
doyerbros
bellinger would’ve made both of these plays
trade this faggot cucker at the deadline and bring up tibbs at this point
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
Ohtani is dodging the White Sox
right that one was tuckie
>kyle cuckermogged
>tfw a tornado didn't hit my house
>>155140161I was just baffled seeing his season ERA when it feels like he goes 0.2 and gives up 3 runs in every outing. Must all be inherited runners
>>155140075wait howd that series go(this will be my reply to the next pic you post too)
>>155140221stinkees can't win with this cat
>hernandez -> scott
>tanner scottGet me off this fucking ride
>>155140277nah he got in
>>155140225Everything the NWS issues a thunderstorm warning you can safely assume 75% of the time it's a nothingburger
wow tucker didn't fuck that one up
>>155140240we popped champagne in citifield you illiterate jeet, where’s vladdys ring?
the devil gays dumped this retard at exactly the right moment i see
Ohtani is probably done with pitching for a while, at the very least
never doubted my nigga scott
lol pieratfags thought it was gone
miracle tuckshit didnt fuck that up
Scott you had me there ngl
by the skin of their teeth they got out of that inning. we needed those insurance runs.
>>15514024494 wins in 2025currently 15 games above .500 in junethe real question is why did the dodgers insist on throwing money at kyle cucker
>santana free win for the doggies
doyers legend Dennis Santana
>>155140371Swoon status? I've been hurt before.
>>155140221I admit I miss that weedfiend but the dude was just flat out broken here and only getting worse. Would not have trusted his return
>Tatis Jr gets his shoulders fixed by Neal Elattache>PEDS Scandal, tarnishing his name>now the same doctor is being questioned for giving out PEDS for Connor McGregor and other NFL playersFREE MY BOY TATIS JR. THEY DONE HIM DIRTY. FUCKING LA DODGERS
>>1551403972 games above .500 in june
>>155140401fair fair dodgerkun
>>155140371some moves are all all about timing>>155140401yeah, he had 2 plus seasons of being absolutely lost at the plate
>>155140458cucker and bergmanstein lol
>>155140414>titas jrlet it go anon
>>155140415It's over.
>>155140484Tucker isn't a black hole he's just massively overpaid
>>155140414He can't be on PEDs since he suckes right now...
>>155140565>>155140527>>155140515>>155140414>>155140397>>155140362>animeDIE WEEBSHIT
>>155140527counterpoint: It’s only just begun
how much do you think hey song kim regets not playing soccer instead of shagging grounders in oklahoma city. he'd be playing for south korea at the world cup right now and fucking every one of le sserafim's holes
>Tanner Scott still InPlease no
Revving the ‘gram if Scott fucks it up
striiiiikkkkkkkeeeeyer out
stupid memeiners
Mariners lose :(
>>155140414Dodgers fuck you
Gg Mariners, see ya next week
>>155140725makes me think of that Brazilian goalie that was murdered by an angry fan
Where do you buy your jerseys? I can't find anywhere on mlb shop europe or fanatics uk that sells the orioles orange button down jerseys it's all the pull over ones.Such bullshit.
>>155140813*Colombian
gayrates...?
NEVERINDOUBT
that's a series wingg bucks, that was the funnest series of the season for me so far
gj Tannerggs Pierats
>Ohtani right knee imflammationFUCKhttps://www.mlb.com/news/shohei-ohtani-left-knee-inflammation
Doyers won that game AND that seriesgood series bucs cya in august
Yeah they won. But at the cost of Wrob and Ohtani
good series, pirates
>>155140947this feels like the low point for me
good game pirates, see you in AugustDogs move on to the South Side with Roki on the mound
This thread is moving so slow that everyone will know I'm gay.
>>155141043based mariners fan
gg o's i told you you guys weren't gonna get swept
>>155141043chop on brutha
Go back to california fags we are actually american over here
tantric sex with Kirsten
>>155140823Fanatics
>>155141123shut up dweeb
>>155141135I just saw that video from tree too :@
>>155140626This upcoming blow gays series will be a litmus test. >>155140902He's doing the thing!
>>155140805Birb fren! <333 >>155141101Fish ><> <>< fren! GG's :3 told you our weather here was bipolar lol
>roberts feeling good about ohtani being in tomorrow>wrobo is fineI don't trust him bros
>>155141043great, you're welcome in the world cup thread where we indulge in the gayest sport on the planet
late but good win for /our/ Oklahoma City Comets
>>155141123>having an opinion about who fucks whomjesus who cares, find something else to be upset about
>>155141406My minor league team got whomped but I'ma blame it on weather '-'
>>155141125do you think she would break up with someone who asked her to sit on his face, or would she be into it
Phew
>>155141123also ran
>MLB investigators plan to question Dodgers head doctor Neal ElAttrache after he supported Conor McGregor's use of PEDs when recovering from injuryowari da doggiedoos
>>155141532I don't trust him
>>155141522she seems close to her family and religious upbringing. I feel like you'd have to date her a long time and probably couldn't be very bawdy for a long time, if ever.
>>155141722thank you for the well-considered answer. i'll leave her out of my fantasies from now on
>>155141522all women are dirty whores, so no.
>>155141795I mean yes
>>155141620first and last report we see on this
>>155141316>inb4 /meme/lb says it wont count coz the jays are below .500 o algo
>>155141532Please, God, let the two of them be safe.
>>155141101It felt like it going in to the series. The Os have dramatic swings in how they play.
>>155141928we don't like japanese people around here
>>155141123mad because bad
didn't skubal just get a surgery by that elattrache guy? then he suddenly showed up at his rehab stint looking way bigger? wonder if that will be investigated
>>155141928we like japs around here
Japanese people are our friends
i HATE japanese "people"
why is there no baseball on
Have Cleveland’s announcers apologized yet?https://youtube.com/shorts/MEPiKiwe8Xg?is=cfU_ROT5aqjObDFb
>>155142332we're watching hockey
>>155142358i heard vegas goaltender is a rapist. is that true or did he get extorted like trev
>>155142431I don't know Im a casual
>>155142351racism, there’s no other explanation for this lol
>>155142672he dresses like a 15 year old
>>155142067skubal to the doyers
>>15514273815 year olds wear $20,000 on each tooth?
japanese girls > korean girls
Is Mest gook poster not watching Korean soccer?
I can’t believe some people are watching soccer right now over the stanley cup
>>155143093hes spamming bugs in the game thread like everyone else
>>155143001Imagine this bull on Lankershim Blvd in LA, save some women for the gay mariner fans bruh.
>>155142142Japs make reliable cars
>>155143134>only having one screenfucking poorfag lmao
suddenly yankee haters are quiet about their record against teams over .500
>statfaggots still gonna say judge, let alone bonds and ruth, peaked higher cause no goat season
>>155143430what is it now
>>155143055Oh, she's natural, not plastic desu
What should the next edition be?
>>155143798ass
>>155143798world cup cuties edition
>>155142738mentally he's still 13y/o. hope he has someone managing his finances who has his best future interests in mind
>>155143907>assRecker edition?
>>155144171award-winning ass edition
>>155143675exactly. and she has an ass. this confuses the assless korean bugposter because he's actually a pedophile who likes little boys.
>>15514409210.2 million lil bro, go cry to your GM.
>>155144055>Cuties>Posts plastic bug women
>>155144275I'm calling him retarded. I don't care how much he makes or want him on my team, autismo
>>155144297fag
I baked a non-faggot nu
>>155143798Alysa
497
nu...tho>>155144311>>155144311>>155144311>>155144311>>155144311
498
>>155144329He still makes 10 million more than you do and as a black man.
