>*sweats nervously*
>>155138712>Round of 32 (July 3, 2026): If both the USMNT and Iran finish as runners-up in their respective groups, they are bracketed to play each other directly in the Round of 32. This match would take place at Dallas Stadium.kino alert
>>155138712Which one has the cutest girls? (after Iran of course)
>>155138712I will enjoy ticking them off one by one.
>>155138783Morocco
>>155138783Probably Bosnia and Turkey since they're the whitest, then Iran, then the nafris, then the gulf browns and Senegal obviously last
>>155138876Persian girls mog turkettes ime
>>155138783My personal ranking from what I've seen would be:1. Turkiye (absolute top tier)2. Morocco/Algeria/Tunisia (same people)3. Bosnia4. Iraq5. IranI don't rate Iranian girls highly. Don't know much about the rest.
>>155138712They forgot france, germany and england
>>155138783turkish girls are gorgeous
>>155138712Grim
>>155138712Why is Libya not good at football? Every other North African country made it.
>>155139001>They forgot francebottom-left
>>155139120Libya is the only North African country that has been ravaged by civil war for 15 straight years now. Egypt, Tunisia, but specifically Morocco and Algeria have significantly improved in that time span.
>>155139120The legend Javi Clemente made them win the African Cup but since he left they are dogshit
>>155138712Will Canada win? I don't know much about soccer.
>>155139204Forgot that France is 95% non-Libyan Maghreb Arab
>>155139183What’s yours? Irak?
>>155138712OP, I'm sorry, and I must be mistaken, but where is your flag in the pic? I've triple checked.
>>155138712I thought turkey is majority atheist?
>>15513925620-45-35 Im guessing
>>155138712How did you Euro retards let Bosnia and Turkiye fall in the hands of muslims? How? Just give me a quick explanation if you have one. Bosnia, of all places, just how?
>>155139307Nah Canada unfortunately compiled a good set of nogs. They are favorites
>>155139299They literally have the muslim logo as their flag
>>155139299They are but their government copes by registering all citizens muslim by default.
>>155139325Croatia was Catholic, Serbia was Orthodox and Bosnians were hippy spiritualists and the Ottomans said that if you weren't muslim you were Rayah (cattle) and had to pay tax so the Bosnians just decided to pretend to become Muslim. then when it became convenient during the Yugoslav wars they pretended to be Muslim again and let in Mujahadeen into their country to fight everyone. They are spiritually empty husks of humans
>>155139256Bosnia wasn't expected to beat Italy in the quali playoffs. On paper, their team is mediocre. You could argue Canada has the better squad, though I'd say you're roughly even. The thing with Yugoslavs is that they are very strongmind in most casesSince Canada is the host, they may ride on a bit of a euphoria wave. I think this game can go any way, but maybe Canada has a slight edge. I don't really know how you play and what your manager is like, that will be crucial. Bosnia play pragmatic and physical football with rather simple tools. Canada will need to be dynamic, but also willing to retaliate physically
>>155139331Not really, Bosnia is rough and tactically good. Their chances come from not committing mistakes and taking advantage of Canadas breaches
>>155139263That's true in a way. Same reason why Egyptians aren't as good as Moroccans and Algerians either. Egyptian diaspora isn't that big in Europe like Libyans. Moroccans and Algerians are in more places than just France by the way, a lot of them in the Benelux as well. Having said that, I do think you are selling North Africans a little bit short if you're saying it's just because they were educated in Europe. I remember back when I was in my local academy, if you wanted to see a magic track, you had to go to a Moroccan kid. He could show you something you had never seen before. Moroccans were always very talented and had a shit ton of flair and technical ability. I guess it has something to do with their culture of being showboaty. What always held them back tho was the dogshit ego mentality and the weakmindedness. The Moroccan NT seems to be very strongmind from what I've seen in 2022 in Qatar.
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>>155139325Believe it or not, but the Ottoman Empire used to be quite a formidable force for a few centuries. The fall of the Greek-dominated Byzantine Empire to Turkic peoples (that then mixed with Greeks and others to become Turks) was somewhat inevitable given the decay of Byzantium and the astounding military prowess the originally nomadic Turkic hordes possessed. Taking over Constantinople then gave them a lot more resources and opened the way into Europe. Did you know the Ottoman Empire once reached up all the way to the German realm (of Austria)?Bosnia is Muslim, as opposed to Serbia for example, because there was no strong church structure there. Bosnia was a backwater with no real centralization, so Ottoman investments into education (paired with social control), churches, and dynamics like urbanization paired with a stream of Turkish forces turned the region Muslim within like 150 years. Other regions had too strong established structures for that
>>155139325European infighting retardation, By the time the Ottomans became a meme, Europe was too busy playing "balance of power" with each other which is how you got Britain (and France) constantly cockblocking Russia from wiping the Ottomans off the map because Western powers would rather inept Muslims in charge of the Balkans/Anatolia than an ascendent Russian Empire.
>>155139486Dude your team is filled with Muslim niggers, even the goalkeeper
>>155139440Maybe but this current Moroccan NTs entire core is European born or raised same with Algeria. Not like past years. Its the same way that Haiti and Curacao are basically entirely new teams from the past because they realized you can just grab diaspora. Same with Cape Verde. They have zero local league but Portuguese black gays now. Egypt is like the one homegrown African team at this point. South Africa too
>>155139527Interesting. Reminds me of something right now... Nah
>>155139430I want to believe because I genuinely hate Canada but they just win.
>>155139256Bosnia plays simple football, they're physical but not quick. I expect Canada to be much more speedy. Both teams are more or less equal in term of individual strength. Bosnia is more experienced though, they are able to put on very focused performances and avoid making mistakes. That makes them tough to beat even for opponents with significantly more individual quality. Bosnia is not necessarily interested in dominating the game, Canada taking the initiative since they are hosts will probably suit them just fine. The Canadian team might have the athletic means to hurt Bosnia, but it depends on the devised match plan and whether the Canadians will be able to avoid making mistakes themselvesIt is quite even. Canada can definitely win this, but almost no one would be surprised to see Bosnia win either. They are likely going to be uncomfortable at least. A mature performance from Canada might make them favorites for this game, but it's hard to know what to expect
>>155138712which one will allahu akbar the stadium when they lose
>>155139639Anyway if I had to bet I would go for the draw.
>>155139682Don't anyway me cuck bug
>>155139669Probably America considering you dumb niggers are flying fucking warplanes over the stadium. What are the chances some dumb amerifat presses a wrong button and gets thousands of people killed?
>>155139702I gave the biggest chance to draw, slightly over BIH victory and most unlikely CAN victory
>>155139713Do you think the planes in flyovers have bombs equipped you fucking retard cuck slave genuinely 85iq shit
>>155139713>fat fingering the launch button
>>155139733Betting sites have canada as strong her favorites to beat bosnia than jsa to beat Paraguay tommrowAgain I dont know, I dont follow soccer. But it looks like 50-25-25 based off every betting site I've seen
>>155138735It's gonna be such an explosive match.
>>155138854Wew lad
>>155138735This happened last WC. People pretend like its sooo epic and unique. I remember I watched in a bar at like 2pm on a weekday. It was fun. USA won
>>155138854I get it. Naive yuros don't deserve it but hands up emoji
>>155139669No expert, but I would have said the following. My verdicts may be overly influenced by immigrants coming here, thoughAlgerians are apes, but their Muslim stuff is a lot of LARPing. At least in Europe. High riot likelihood, but they are not fundamentalists. They may act like it, thoughBosniaks are very chill when it comes to religion in my experience, but like all Slavs, they don't run away from a good fightEgyptians are hit or miss, I thinkIran as well, but more extremeIraqis are hard to calculate with as well, but probably more on the hardcore side?Ivory Coast has high chimpout potential, but not for religious reasons afaikJordan is probably a bit more on the chill side unless something specific is going onMoroccans are super cocky faggots since 2022, and they are annoying anyway. They're somewhat secular, though. Get ridiculed for being somewhat pro-Israel as well. Some of them may try to make up for that, though. Generally comparable to AlgeriaQataris are very hedonistic, also no one cares anyway. Politically, the state of Qatar can be quite nastySaudis are also hedonistic retards, but their Wahhabi beliefs are very cancerous if they decide to stand by themSenegal is like Ivory Coast, perhaps a bit more chimpout-prone. But they don't really put religion into itTunisians are the femboy wimps of Northern Africa, very harmless when it comes to religionTurks can be cancerous and are diehard nationalist more often than enough - especially if they are diaspora and haven't ever been to Turkey for more than three weeks. They are very "flexible" when it comes to their religionUzbeks ... genuinely no idea
>>155139877Uzbeks = Bosniaks
>>155139804That's a bit too optimistic then
i don't think we have a single muslim on our team...
>>155139949Onana
>>155139966damn, you're right
>>155138712gringos will protect you
>>155139804I know but the odds are near 2 USD for Canada which show a big uncertainty. Possibly Canada will be dominating and the game will be played mostly in the Bosnian area. Bosnia will apply narrow lines, park the bus and try to steal and make fast transitions.
>>155139291Answering your question sincerely, none of them tbqh. The majority of Muslims here are South Asians. We do have Arabs, Persians and Turks, but nowhere near as many as other countries in Western Europe.
>>155139356You have St Georges Cross on your flag
>>155138712They forgot to include France and Germany in there
>>155140083France doesnt collect ethnic or religious information because thats seen as authoritarian or some shit
>>155139830Zog land wasn't actively bombing their country and making threats on their lives at the time>>155139713Another Mossad false flag or nothing happens
>>155140123Neither allows dads to make paternity tests. They are cucked as fucks.
>>155139325Turkey could have been completely wiped out and Turks sent back to Central Asia at any point between 1688 and 1922 but the only beneficiaries would have been Austria, Russia, Bulgaria, or Greece and all of their rivals would have complained so they were kept around so nobody could have them instead.
>>155140352Great Britain always lobbied for the Turks for balance of power reasons I have heard
>>155140080Yes, because we’re a christian country. What’s your point?
>>155139830Yeah, because you weren't literally BOMBING THE SHIT OUT OF THEIR COUNTRY in 2022. Holy shit you dumb mutt, try opening up a newspaper every once in a while.
>>155140498Are you like mad at Iran getting owned lmao bruhs fuming. We've been rivals forever. We just got around to dominating them and whiping out their leadership. Nothing to get mad about real authentic british lad
>>155140498Fuck the Iranian regime. Let's bomb the shit out of their weapon stockpiles. Unironically.
>>155140400If Turkey isn't a Muslim nation, you're in no fucking shape or form a Christian nation. In fact, no fucking nation in Europe is Christian. I'm tired of this religious trash in 2026. I just got hassled by a bunch of Jehova Witness freaks the other day. Like fuck off
>>155140498> you weren't literally BOMBING THE SHIT OUT OF THEIR COUNTRY in 2022Shouldn’t have been terrorists, simple as
for me, it's Algeria against Argentina
>>155140583No you didn't. You saw Jehovahs Witnesses standing near a stand with cards and started fuming. I know how they operate
>>155140583go tip your fedora on r*ddit
>>155139804Biggest problem is actually thag we are super injured. Like something crazy like 10 of the 26 players we called up are either hurt or just coming back from injuries and haven't played in ages
>>155139400>They are spiritually empty husks of humansput yourself in the shoes of people in 1500. u had the pope being corrupt as can be, selling indulgences killing people in court intrigue scammy scenarios. this idea they "owed loyalty" to a buncha corrupt murderous italian families across the sea (like the borgias) or else they are "traitors" is retarded. Maintaining allegience to some fucked up murderous italian families is "fulfilling" or some shit? lmao
>>155139401i think canada gets absolutely fucked in the ass. bosnians are gonna be motivated as can be.canada is just, you know..."canada" lol
>>155138735
>>155140583>In fact, no fucking nation in Europe is Christian.that's sad desu
Ivory Coast is christian majority
>>155138712>Including Ivory Coast on thereFor what purpose?
>>155139256Bosnia will lose because their team code is zoomer twitter speak for bitch
>>155138735>All according to keikaku
>>155144295Most of their decent players over the years, apart from Drogba, are moslem.
>>155144176It's sad grown adults don't believe in fairy tales?
>>155138783Moroccan girls are pretty hot, can't lie. Apparently they're huge sluts too, especially in France.
In 20 years we will be added to that list
>>155138712There are France, England and Belgium ?
>>155148670noooo i thougt scotty was safeffs
>>155148736It's even worse than you think. They are genuinely everywhere now. I'm in my late 30s (old fag) and I hadn't seen a dark skin person in real life until I was 16. I now see them everyday.
>>155139120Smaller population and mostly desert, and civil war
>>155139486That's rich coming from Françafrique
>>155138983she's beatiful, but the volleyball body isn't very feminine to be honest, i prefer the pole vaulter body much more
>>155138783Iraq no question
>>155138783Maybe not the best but Uzbek girls are very underrated Love Bosnians too. They have that hot gypsy look like Dua Lipa
>>155140569This but the American regime
>>155149004>This but the American regime
>>155149004this>>155149396that's (you)
>>155143921man if they fly a b2 bomber over the stadium before that game i will get a heart attack from too much kino
>>155138712Don't forget about us.
>>155139183kek
>>155138783Bosnia produces a lot of grade A sluts.
>>155140635This nigga believes in Talmudic fantasies
>>155140068>south asiansPakis, pakis everywhere.
>>155139325>Turkiye fall in the hands of muslims?You've never heard of the fall of the East-Roman Empire?Have you ever heard of Islam? The whole point of their religion was to destroy and conquer Rome. And they failed for about 800 years, until some step-niggers adopted their religion and finally managed it.And that's how we got Turkey.
>>155139877Uzbekistan is far more of an east-bloc country, than a muslim one.They're religious the same way modern southern europe is religious. It's mostly just cultural.
>>155139830You weren’t at WAR with them at the time
>>155148950>Love Bosnians too. They have that hot gypsy look like Dua Lipanigger we're whiter than you
>>155138712>No France and England
>>155138712Bosnia is muslim?
>>155140080Yeah because he's fucking based and killed a dragon, where as you've got stars on your flag because you're a twinkly faggot.
>>155140400>because we’re a christian countryFor now
>>155138712>IranIranians look like this? WOW!
>>155155708IRANIANS LOOK LIKE THIS???https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaghnobis
>>155155804>Picture is a little girlCreep
>>155148845rich coming from a moorish rapebaby
>>155138712You forgot England
>>155154677Being whiter than a Spaniard isn't particularly noteworthy.
>>155150165For the friendly between usa and germany they flew two b52. So is totally posible
>>155138783Bosnia
>>155156627>englandnot so sure about that
>>155138783not sure about the cutest but uzbek girls are massive sluts. Almost as much as Turkish ones
>>155138983shes cute but thats literally just one girl
>>155167510How do you know this? There is like 5 of them in the west
>>155148661They’re huge sluts in Morocco too lolMorocco is the prostitution HQ of the Arab world (Dubai doesn’t count as the girls aren’t local there)
>>155150165Knowing Trump, he would fly an entire air fleet above the stadium. In his Boomer mindset it would be showing Iran up.
>>155138854The part where one of them screams "mother" still haunts my dreams to this very day
>>155143921*puts on his glasses*
>>155139815Underrated
>>155171266tunisia is the highest its even legal there , the reason other arabs keep saying that is because of the algerian propaganda smear campaings and because nightlife is normalised here whereas others like egypt dont even let you film the streets
>>155138712Bosnia is ok because is europeanThe rest can fuck off
