first for gary
first for Finland
BRUINS MENTIONED :DDDD
I hope everyone is having fun!
>>155139218perkele
>>155139197>>155139197>>155139197>>155139197>>155139197>>155139197
Watch out for this Bussi guy he is good
>>155139218SUOMI :D
Just give reddit the cup already. Shart and vegass are shit
>>155139218>eternally second place
>>155139222I'm having fun!
>>155139235Kill yourself trb
are (YOU)s still currency around here? or has it changed to number of captchas solved?
>>155139218always get to suffer and be ashamed...
Jordan Staal is the first player to score in five straight games to start a Stanley Cup >Final since Jean Beliveau in 1956. Maurice Richard (1951) and Cyclone Taylor (1918) are the only other players to do it.
>>155139269That's what I was hoping for!
>>155139280
>>155139287Yeah, we know that. Some asshole in the last thread told us.
going to go to the grocery store at the intermission, anyone want anything?
>>155139281We still believe in (you)!
>>155139302I already picked up some ketchup chips for the game but thanks for the offer!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>155139302Can you get me a gf please?
>>155139302yeah can i get uhhhhhhhhhh
My team didn't get swept this year in the playoffs, so there is that.
>>155139302how about a frozen pidser for tomorrow?
I do not give a shit
>Jack Adams, Vezina, and Hart trophy winners all on the game team>yet trounced in the first round for the 4th straight yearthere is no god
i love me a proper hasidic jewish gal
>>155139313>ketchup chipsFucking canajeets
>>155139329You bolts are the most ungrateful fanbase other than the Knights.
>>155139302two ripe honeydews, a dozen fresh maple bars, and a bottle of Absolut, the biggest one you can findThanks, I'll get you back one day, cuz
>>155139323so a mcflurry
>>155139302bitch get me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries
>>155139329it's karma for all that "our star player is magically healthy come playoff time when cap no longer matters" bullshit you guys pulled
>>155139322I'll check the bargain bin
>>155139332With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
>>155139360explain vegas in the SCF then...
>>155139368Thanks!
>>155139328stay safe fren
holy shit man there's 5 seconds left what a terrible penulty
>a drawn first intermission This was a really good period; for all of you who weren't watching and shitposting instead
A real n____r move that one.
>>155139358based waffle fries enjoyer
The Eichel will get another point soon enough.
what the hell is rob thinking with that little addams family twirl
lmfao vegass gonna be one of those few teams to win game 1 yet lose the series? holy kwar(etarded) a(nd) g(arbage) t(eam)
>>155139375
>>155139323liter o’ cola
The Stanley Pup was better
Gary working his magic right now
Time to make dinner.Good game so far Gary.
>>155139302a starbucks tripleshot espresso can
Why doesn't PK just get a series of mascot foamy body suits to wear during the period breaks>if he's so fond of making a fool of himself,
>>155139452I'm making dinner as well
>>155139424Yes, go Canesies :) and FUCK copey :DD
Why’s it so slow around here?
Nevada is an useless state. a wasteland you can't even farm there
find your myth in raleigh, nc
>>155139479Half of it spilled off the luge and then he spit out the other half
>the refs fucked up an icing call that Carolina touched>they then quickly called a delay of game penalty on Carolina even though the puck crossed the far blue line (which makes it not a penalty)>that penalty led directly to Vegas's goal>they called another bad icing at the end of the period >that led to Carolina's tired players being stuck out there and taking an actual penaltyhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmethinks the reffies have made their preference clear this game
>>155139436Canada won something!>It's the Stanley Pup that Vancouver managed to secure earlier this week. The puppy-themed tournament pits adorable, adoptable puppies from Brandywine Valley SPCA against one-another in a game of 'who can put the ball in the net first'. NHL stars and celebrities alike come together in support of dog adoption.>In the championship game, the Pacific got off to an early 2-0 lead thanks to Jaden Snorts of the Seattle Kraken and Devin Collie of the Calgary Flames. Logan Chompson of the Washington Capitals scored to bring the Metropolitan Division within one goal before Matthew Schae-Furry of the New York Islanders tied it up at two apiece. Bone Jenner of the Columbus Blue Jackets and Artemi Paw-Narin of the Los Angeles Kings brought the score up to three per team. Owen Nip-It of the Philadelphia Flyers scored twice to make it 5-3, but goals from Collie and Eich-Howl (2) put the game back in the Pacific's favour, securing the win.Reffies were harmed during production!
>99 degrees in north carolina>102 in vegasHockey does NOT belong in either of these wtf
>>155139471I have no clue but it's insanely slow tonight
>>155139510>crossed the far blue linewhat kind of a rule is this? it doesn't matter where it goes over the glass as far as I know.
>>155139479>>155139518God I hate the sunbelt
>>155139517even in doggo form schaef cannot stop scoring
sunbelt supremacy. simple as
>>155139519Maybe we had some s*ccer agents here after all...
>>155139538LMAO
>>155139518It's colder in Florida right now, lol.
>>155139561Isn't Florida about to hit 100+?
>>155139298Hey asshole some of us werent in the other thread
>>155139329Hart Trophy winners generally go home early these days
just did some gooning and had some ice cream for intermission
>>155139578What flavor lad?
>>155139568whatever, newfag
>>155139534I remember it was a whole big controversy during the 2019 playoffs, but I can't find it in the rulebook nowmaybe the rule was changed, or maybe I'm just looking in the wrong place
>>155139589busty asian
>>155139611pear?
>>155139589trap
I might not even watch the last season of The Bearit was kinda a fun show when it was about a restaurant but OH MY FUCKING GOD ANOTHER BAD THING IS HAPPENIGN TO THE RESTAURANT shit gets old fast and that seems to 100% be the last season
/hoc/ will be better next season
>>155139634peaked at the thanksgiving episode
american tv commercials are either shitty food or medicine to treat what the shiity food causes
>>155139634oh my fucking god these people are ordering food from my restaurant
What’s the whole draw in owning a team in Vegas anyway? Are people going to Vegas to gamble and becoming lifelong Vegas sportsfans?
>>155139641As long as we take our off season training seriously.
Outfit check timeI'm def feeling this one more than last game
>>155139634s1 and s2 are all ya need
Is Subban homo? Because that nigga be feisty.
>>155139683I'm hitting the gym and will bench 275 by october
>>155139686agreed. Mess is looking good.
>>155139691he's looking light in his loafers
>>155139589>>155139611>>155139618Vanilla brownie swirl and Small Dick Humiliation Fart Queens 4
>>155139687there is more than 1 season?
>>155139691He’s fluent in polari
>>155139721yum
>>155139686Has he EVER worn a 3-piece suit like everyone else that has his talking head "job"?
>>155139567Just low 90's.
why does sean mcdonaugh use a fake, deep voice for broadcasting?
>>155139686If he's going to do the zesty cowboy that should have been saved for game 6 in Vegas.
>>155139746If he just wore an outlandish suit, he could probably get away with it.
I might not even watch the last season of heated rivalry it was kinda a fun show when it was about bumming but OH MY FUCKING GOD ANOTHER BAD THING IS HAPPENIGN TO MY HOCKEY TEAM shit gets old fast and that seems to 100% be the last season
>>155139765But what about the humidity?
for me it's sabby with her marner jersey(knights edition)
Is anon back from the grocery store? I'm getting worried...
PK wishes the NHL broadcasts had more College Football Saturday flavor so he could dress more flagrantly, ya see
>>155139791But you'll miss out on the gay sex
>>155139790No, because then people would, correctly, accuse him of being a don cherry dei hire, oh, wait. That's what he is.
Staal stealing the conn smythe from Marner would really be the chefs kiss. Please gary make it happen
>>155139791How did you get an England flag. Did the UK break up?
>>155139790He looks good though. Like in a gay nigger way but that's a good outfit.
>Ton of empty seats in CarolinaWoof.
>>155139794ugh, just imagine the amount of cum from hundreds of different males that have covered the different parts of that body. Disgusting.
>>155139797I'll send out a search party in 20 minutes
>>155139790whose blood is on his suit?
>>155139867Ron's
>>155139859Gary has failed
>>155139867Blood? I thought it was cherry splatter. He was probably making jam.
bros. the hs/college girl at grottos pizza gave me a bunch of free stuff while talking with me the whole time, its 1-1, the series is tiedits been awhile since ive had a good daythis is a good day, right?
My whalies!
>>>just imagine the amount of cumI kinda don't want to. though
>>155139884I'll give you some jam.
>>155139218You ok Patrick?
>>155139853Are you saying Don looks good, or that PK looks good?
did the chicago guy survive the tornado
>>155139887sounds pretty tasty
This is the most crucial game in the series
>>155139901PK looks good, Don is a pathetic clown.
>>155139791The core story of "what if there were gay guys in the NHL" is interesting, nothing else about it appealed to me besides how it clearly had a big budget and the black russian girl was kind of hot
>>155139907Of course, that's why it is called a "Tornado Watch". Those are safe conditions where you can go outside and watch the tornado go by.
vegasbros... anyone know where marner went? havent noticed him much since the game before last
>>155139888
>>155139928I flushed mine this morning
we goin dive for dive
>>155139884he wanted toast
Why do the canes only have 6 shots they know they can shoot right
In my current NHL playthrough, Leo Carlsson, who traded from the Ducks, because I am not playing as the ducks, kek, scored 257 goals this season, so that's cool.
>>155139908she gave me a cup of sausagei guess i have to go back soon
Brayden McNigger
>>155139887It's been a good day for me. I have almost no work, there's hockey, and my mental health has been improving
>>155139950knights gave the canes the sleepy from last game
>>155139920Clown yes, but not pathetic.
taylor hall being a bitch again
>>155139963good to hear it
>>155139939kek
>>155139958you better
>im not ascared of failureseriously emily, you dumb bit
>>155139928He's about to go off. Tortorella is delaying gratification.
Whoever wins this game, will be leading the series.
Garyslop the series
>>155139964I gave your mom the sleepy after she squirted clear cross the room
Bussi has a champion's mentality :)
>>155139993What's the limit on OTs?
>eichel>2 goalsWhy is Jordan Staal better than him?
>notice the peace and quiet>no copeylife is good
>>155139993you better be right about that
Why would bussi's mom marry and have children with a man named Bussi?
PERSEVERE
How is this nigga name real is for is bussi bruh
If the score is 1-1, who is winning?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>155140035because bussi wasn't slang for boi pussy when she got knocked up by him
I’m a Hurricanes fan from Charlotte, going on business to Connecticut (via another state)Been there before a number of times over the years, so not a new situation If this goes to game 7, am I good to wear an obnoxious red Canes polo on Wednesday?
>>155140017I really wanna bury my face between those thighs, and it's not for the Stella...
>>155140040He's Italian
>>155140011Staal should be driving the bus. Also the off reds and the no outlines, and the shadows don't match. I hate this image.
>>155140044Yes
was that bussi's sister? bet she's a bbc fiendgo flyers btw
>>155139794will never understand the lip filler trend t.b.h.
>>155140053Faggots weren't around in 1997?
Karl's son got checked so hard it broke his left wrist
>>155140009good for you. she only does that for special people
>>155140059I trust Bussi to drive
>>155140044Vegas.
>>155140069Those bitches think if they get bigger lips, it makes up for the fact that they still use too much teeth and just lay there like a fish.
>>155140067Italians are racist in a kind of gross lower-class way unless they're really rich
Let em fight
>>155139793Air like soup, love my swamp.
>noooooooooooo simply nudge our tiny manlet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!soft pusys
>>1551400781997 gays were whispering that shit in the bathrooms of nightclubs, not posting it on the internet for straights to read
>>155140088Lmao what a limp writsted faggot
>>155140078yup. they only appeared in the 21st century
>brandon "boy pussy" bussi, come pick up the conn smythe trophy!
>5'8", 165 lbsLogan Stankoven is built like a girl who plays high school softball
>>155140110Whatever happened to "it's my bedroom, don't worry what we do in here" anyways? That sure snowballed...Who saw that coming?
>>155140100>tfw no trad italian wife
>stankoven like an infant on his skateslol lmao even
>>155140054No.
>retards at sportsnet thought there was a goal
SHARTER FART HAS SHARTED HIS LAST
>>155140127calm down there ivan provorov
>>155139746Flashy ones at best.
>>155140066kek
>>155140133>ywn get older, only wear wifebeaters while reading the newspaper at the kitchen table as your wife makes meatballs and you yell at each other
>>155140126I'm also 5'8
>graphics showed a canes goalLmao
Are these all Dallas and Avs fans seething about Stankoven and the Canes winning the Rantanen trade?
>>155140147Provorov did and said nothing wrong nor incorrect.
craig simpson is crying again
>5-9 once againcmtsu kek
>>155140154she hits me because she suspects I'm cheating
>>155140126Or the /hoc/ pwhl player
thank you gary
It's like Vegas really wants to give the power play to Carolina.
>>155140127Snowballed sounds kinda gay bruh
>back to back penalties
>>155140158Nah, there all over in /nba/ seething about those playoffs since their 4th favorite teams were eliminated in the NHL playoffs.
GARY THANKING HOURS HAVE COMMENCED
WE DIDNT START A FIREITS BEEN BURNING IN WORLD IS CHURNING
Thank you Gary
>>155140127Staal get back on the ice there's another powerplay
>GOT A MACHINE HEAD>IT'S BETTER THAN THE REST
>>155140203Not if it's two chicks doing it. Then it's hot. Good luck finding that outside of (((porn))) though.
McNabb is playing the dumbest game of his lifefirst some truly embarrassing dives, and now this stupid shit
>toy story 5they made a 4th?
Aho is well on his way to become the shittiest starting centre to win the Stanley Cup since that St. Louis guy that no one remembers.
>>155140217_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>155140126Have you seen some of them lady softball players. Ive been getting lady softball videos on my youtube
>>155140235IIRC 4th was the stupid popsicle stick creature learning to become a toy or something gay like that
Should be a 5 and a 10, really. That was some cheap dirty shit.
>>155140235the ipad angle is probably 10 years too late, but still kinda funny ... im taking my bf to see it
>>155140235think it got memory holed after they got called out for editing out the gay kiss in the chinese release
>>155140222I BLEACH THE SKY...EVERY NIGHT
>>155140182learn the rulebook, walkthrough-using bitch boy
>v2gass
>>155140222>machine headHell yeah brother \../https://youtu.be/bwNQJMnxDW0?is=0ic8YRpPyjVUXXyw
>>155140241Aho is fucking terrible
ascaaa
>>155140143Perfect I’m packing it right now
*pours a glass of milk*
>>155140270the three eyed raven
>>155140241cope he was invited to crosby's gay boat
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>155140235it's not canon. only the only trilogy is
>>155140255It was about Duke Caboom, you faggot. Get your shit together.
>>155140241him and jarvis have been complete ass
>vegass golden dogshits really want the carolina redditcanes to winAbsolute fucking garbage plays lmao. They ain't winning this cup for sure
well fuck this game
THE RAPED
He He SCAAAAAR
Another power play?
SHARTER FARTCATEGORY 2
>>155140241my goat
OUR CANESIES ARE WINNING THE CUP
>>155140285only canon films are 1-2 thoughbeit
>v2gas
KWAB
>>155140271what's the future like?
SCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
five holed the sharter
Uh Oh, Las Vegas>Uh_Oh.uhoh
>>155140232Still trying to swing a threesomeI have a maybe but I have to drive 4 hours and “spend time” with one of them
I was in the middle of typing a post insulting Svechnikov and he scores
SVECHKINOV SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS
>Jordan Staal will win the Conn Smythe What the fuck
>>155140241>that St. Louis guy that no one remembers.Robert Thomas? The guy in the news all the fucking time about getting traded?
switching to Bussi and getting that other shitter goalie out was deciding factor
>>155140327Type something about Aho during the next canes PP
this sucks bros
Why are they so good at hockey?
HE'S SHARTING
The canes can win the cup with Bussi in net, not Freddie. My great prediction.
>>155139691>"it's called fashion, sweetie, look it up"
Took a big Aho in the Hart
>>155140367HE'S FARTING
>>155140361Ask the canadian posters, they'll tell you all about it. kek
wow gary really owned the rapist to save his new heated rivalry fanbase
>>155140361They aren't, they're getting carried by a prairie boy and a ruskie my dude
>>155140350NYANPASU! Bussi is elite
>>155140361What kind of name is Inland Empire?
>>155140361Just means more to us
>>155140270The kwabster.
SLICK SLIDE SPECIAL!!!
i'm amazed vegas even made it this far after everything i saw from them in the regular season. i still have no idea what the fuck happened in the avs series, but this is about what i expected>shitty goaltending>bad penalities>sloppy passes/entries>sudden strokes of great shooting
>>155140377>fashionThat's what he said. "homo"
>>155140241Is he really the #1 center when Staal is playing more minutes
>>155140395It may be okay, but that outfit is not.
>>155140327Gary's interns monitor our keystrokes.
who the fuck is Cole Smith, and what did Vegas do with Reilly Smith?
>>155140389yep, bussi much better
>bussi chants
>>155140395why not just get one large fountain soda for like $1.99 instead of 4 different 20 oz sodas for like $2.50 apiece
Vegas plays like the 2010 new york rags
>>155140249big ol' san antonio women
BUSSIIIIIII!!!!
CANIACS RISE UP!
>>155140393It is the kind of name that lets you know you don't want to live there.
>Bussi wins the Conn Smythe in your lifetime
can't bust the bussi
>>155140393don't trip cuh
>38 year old boomer jordan staal wins the conn smythe zoomshits our response??
canes crowd is really going crazy
>>155140424did you even consider that the drinks might be for more than 1 person
>>155140427Carter hart probably deserves to be psychologically tortured like henrik lundqvist
>v3gass
SCAAAAA
>>155140190I'm 5'6
What a tragic time period to have that as your last name
BUSSI
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
Did Mcmuffin tell Nurse to get off the,team he is not welcome here anymore
AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
pack it up knights its over
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SCAAARRRRRRR
BUSSI! BUSSI! BUSSI!
SCAAAAAAAR
SCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
aho did something
>>155140454I'd consider it if he bought 4 bags of cheese-its
>ahoAPOLOGIZE
APOLOGISE TO AHO
>>155140354Kek
>>155140424>drinking liquid coming from a fountain that is never cleanedEnjoy your AIDS.
>>155140451They're ignoring this post
HEJUSTCAN'T STOPSHARTING
Vegas is a suburb of Raleigh
>V3gass
super hard shot, had to take the puck with skate first
Is Eichel going to be able to respond?
Canes in 6
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TORTS HELP I CANT STOP SHARTING
BUSSI BUSSI BUSSI BUSSI BUSSI
marnerbros...
>Sin City
SCARRRRRRRRA STORM IS COOMINGAHO DID SOMETHING>>155140350Trust in Randy>>155140361Hockey was born in the American south and mastered there.
put Hill in at this pointi'm so fucking sick of Hart
GARY KNIGHTS BTFO
yeah, I've seen enoughCarolina is winning the Cup
>>155140395What eyebrow structure is required to keep those sunglasses up? His head does seem tilted back a bit
AHO SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS
>sharter fart
>>155140327>>155140354g-gary stop looking at the thread
UH OH, KNIGHTS STINKYknights need to go back to vegas and work their real full time jobs as buffet assistants
Do you think Aho's mom is still fertile?
>>155140523>Carter Hart gets caught in an alberta separatist t shirt >proceeds to shart away the finalsHockey gods are real
CANT BREAK THE BUSSI ;)
marner still means poo
>>155140241APOLOGIZE
>>155140502>my dress is not a yesWhy is it always unfuckable women? My neighbor was some fat bitch, grey haired at like 45 and she was the biggest male hating feminist I ever met.
It disgusts me that our next generation of rapists are growing up with Hart as a role model My generation grew up with Kobe for chrissakes
>>155140551He separated himself from victory
>>155140496>>155140494I apologize for doubting Finnish dominance
Wait, Aho's still on the team?!
>>155140424If a prison nazi wants to buy weird soda I am not going to bother him, or really do anything to get within his AOE
>this nigga hart is SO fucking bad he finally let aho get in his first goal of his ploffsL M F A OMFAOCMTSU its so over for copey lmao
aho conn smythe
>>155140562Tyson KWABs Kobe in raping
>>155140551it's kind of funny how angry that seemed to make everyone online, i just assumed it would be like all the other qubecois spouting separatist shit, but evidently people want Hart to die lel. probably some larger context i'm missing out on
>>155139358UNFORGIVABLE
carolina is just connectingget memed goyim knights
>>155140562When hart dies, will people defend him?
>>155140523andersieve being so bad let sharter get away with being just as bad way too long
HE KEEPS ON SHARTING
>>155140594Well because Alberta is Canadian and not even french Canadian like Quebec.
>time for mitchy-boy tano's final trick>he's gonna disappear
>>155140395>Slayer neck tattoobased
canes realizing they're allowed to hit the knights defence, they're big but outside of mcnabb they're all softpusies
>>155140560>Why is it always unfuckable women?The answer is in the question, anon.
>>155140577he's a lot like bulju: finnish guy, supposed to be good once, now just sort of hangs around, but he's a master of the intangibles
>>155140599why would he die?
>>155139466He’s just expressing his innate zestiness. All black men have a deep hidden zest just waiting to bloom. Good on PK for showing up during Pride Month.
>>155140395Does his neck tat say BONER?
>>155140241>>155140555
>>155140647Yeah
those long OT games benefited Carolina because they have better endurance. The coach is endurance freakAnd vegas's goalies is really bad
>>155140625based
>>155140560Fuckable women have loving sex with their cute boyfriends.
The bussi will not be broke open. Canes are winning it all.
>>155140647I think it says SLAYER in the same font as the band
>>155140640Why did kobe die? Shit happens every day man. Main reason I am quitting my shitty stressful job on Saturday. Not gonna get hit by a car and die just after getting done working a fucking long day with retards that expect me to do their job and they just get paid either way.
>>155140658It's still like Ollie Jokkinen winning a cup
I Believe!
yup, yupvegas in 7
>>155140670good analysis
>>155140588That was his second goal though.
maybe acquiring andersson at the deadline wasn't the push the knights needed...
>>155140594because it lumps him in with generic culture war right wing chuddery in their eyes so it's open season when combined with the muh rapist stuffthe frog separatists have(had?) a reputation for being left wing so don't get the same hate, same with catalan or scottish nationalists
this intermission marner is going to clog up the toilet and skid mark up the bowl really good
MARCHAND MENTIONED :D
>>155140710It's more like because it's completely fake and pozzed and no Albertan wants 50 million nigs and spics bringing their legal guns here.
>>155140694
>>155140705Oh bad, doesn't change Sharter is fucking shit
PK Subban has no sense of style with his crazy outfits. They don't make any sense.
looking like a black version of yellow submarine
>sport experts said vegas outscores canes in 2nd period>canes promptly outscore them and even Aho finally scores after anons ragged on him
When Blackbeard died in North Carolina did he reincarnate into Jalen Chatfield?
SAY YOUR PRAYERS, YOUR DONE, THE SANDMAN COMESTO RIDICULE EVERYONESLEEP WITH MY EYES OPENGRIPPING MY PILLOW RIGHTEXOLIIIIIGHTEND OF NIGHT
>>155140757yeah
FREE BOBERRY TOMORROW
>>155140708Yeah, they should have traded for jihadri and his 3-year M-NTC deal like the team The VEE GEE KAY swept.
>>155140620>>155140594Also because they elected a literal ghoul as PM just to show it to the meanie down south, and the Alberta saga is an uncomfortable reminder that Canada is a dysfunctional shithole the verge of collapse (and it's purely self inflicted).
>>155140782Stop seething jfc
>>155140739For me, it's Marchound
>>155140770WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND
>>155140756based Gary
>>155140770>YOUR DONE,>PILLOW RIGHT>END OF NIGHTIs that the Weird Al version?
Why do Africans always become peacocks when they get a little money?
>>155140782>Canada is a dysfunctional shithole the verge of collapseNone of this would've been happening if we had just won that Gold medal game.
>>155140710it just turned out to be a controlled psyop and even now bots on the internet keep trying to push it
>/hoc/ is in the building>racism is in the building>jen is in the building
>>155140751I rate the current one and I've worked as a model. It's very gay but it works.
>>155140674I looked in her recycle bin once and there was like a 3 foot uswd condom in there. She must have some massive dildos.
Bussi is winning the stanley cup Ullmark is mentally ill due to lack of gay sex Swayman is overrated and a pay check thief
marner is disappearing
Someone post the McGayvid green text copy pasta
>>155140793would you mind if I borrowed this gif?
NO means NOem won :)
I fucking love Metallica bros
Canada and the US just need to trade British Columbia for Maine, New Hampshire, and VermontThat way we can build a train from San Diego to Alaska
>>155140699>knights>winning at homeLolLmao evenLmfao possibly Roflmao perchance
>>155140801I mean it's true. Yall kept labor in power and then act shocked the government is still a dumpster fire. It brings me no joy that Canada is circling the drain. It's fun to beat you in sports not watch you die in real life
>>155140870he's been flushed down
>>155140870there's the MITCHY i know
HE'S WEARING THAT HAT LIKE A BOSSDROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY!
>>155140647FUCKING SLAYERhttps://youtu.be/w7lS9ipIu-0?is=OdaDHPxS1Il8GFFN
Alright, messier wearing the hat is fuckin hilarous.
>>155140361>oc, ie, ft lodidodi, and WPB with their own dotsISHYGDDT
>>155140892BC is the one province that would end with complete collapse for everyone involved if they were annexed. These white weed hippies will literally poison your water supply.
omg you guys
Hill time?
>>155140886same pekka :)
tardorella buck broken, wonder how long his curse on the knights lasts this time
my Aho jersey with japanese kanji for the numbering is finally getting made
>>155140870no refunds
>>155140908>laborBot bot bot
>>155140973based
>>155140886They have to be the greatest American rock band ever. I can't even think of one that's close.
>>155140361they spend all their time on the ice to avoid getting robbed, shot, or stabbed by the darker colored people
LISTEN UP BUCK
>>155140886AI generated songs are better :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_N_MuVpSYQ
>>155140892>trading white people of maine for chinese of BCnot sure this is gary-approved
The way PK dresses makes me irrationally angry.
>>155140892We're culturally Canadian but we'd be better off as part of the US
Seriously though, has the south ever produced a great hockey player?
>>155140412still think it's gay?
>>155141019What do these faggots even have written down on their fucking word papers in front of them?
>>155140908yea if only canada had elected different politicians the entire global neocapitalist system could have come out different
>>155141019They got me with the ole switcheroo
>>155141056>We're culturally Canadianno you're not, genuinely disgusting taket. Mainer sunbelter
>>155141075My sons will be great players :)
Like the knicks, the knights will make a historic kncomeback
>>155140892Shut up retard, they're getting annexed.
>>155141083Well, not now that a clearly straight man is wearing it.
>>155141096Notes, how dumb are you my dude.>>155141118Nah they'll get heem'd
for fucks sake Torts put the other goalie in. There's a 100% chance he's better than Hart.
>>155141083Agent 47 in a Cam Newton disguise
My kitties would have bootyblasted these teams and secured their cup already
>>155141037Maine and Vermont are quickly going downhill. Burlington is depressing these days
>>155141027Silence faggot
>>155140934You seem pretty tilted desu.
Fuck this gay ass thread and everyone in it
>>155141147Kek
>>155141075Auston Matthews is from Mexico. Does that count?
>>155141144Tortellini is a garbage coachHe literally threw the series away in game 2t. nuckie
>>155141027Fuck clankers >:(
>>155141143>NotesDumb bitch actually thought that was a real question and not a Trailer Park Boys reference.Retard.
>>155141144>refuse to put in goalie that won you a cup>lose in the finals this timeChecks out.
>>155141186Copey mad lmao
>>155141192Dad's white moms beaner,, he's from Az
Alright, the cowboi hat just got gay again.
>>155141169meh, metallica is bretty gud. ive seen them live too, they suck live desu that must i say. they dont use backing tracks like most rock bands tho, so it's not fake live. that's why it sounds so bad too, hetfield cant sing in tune at all etc...>>155141209https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKF4yWuEFX8
>>155141144If marner and geodude aren't pumping in goals they have zero chance of winning any games with sharter sharting.
>>155141295let's hit the showers in ram ranch
is golden knight some kind of gay slang? you ought to know
>>155141248Hill is also pretty bad too + he is/was injured. Although a goalie change can help, the golden retards are playing like absolute shit and you can't fix that
logging off now see you all for game 7
>>155141285They're also obsessed with blacks You go online during this Stan Lee and it's just muh Victor wembanayams omg blacksket ball
>STEVE LEVY: WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT WHAT BUSSI IS MADE OF>STEVE LEVY: WHY ARE YOU GUYS LAUGHING?
>>155141305yeah they're fucked
>watching Metallica live in concertNever even occurred to me, fucking studio bands all suck live
>>155141296there is a black tanning lol
Why aren't they running the anti-jew commercial tonight? No attacks from israel today or something?
>>155141144Yeah, not that I'm rooting for the Knights but Fart has just not had it this series. They're lucky that Andersen was just as bad.
>>155141339Yeah but Hill was super solid during that run except for a couple of games. Him having the possibility of getting injured isn't a factor when there's just 2.33 games max left in the season
>>155141340Bold of you to believe that Vegas is getting to game 7
Can we admit modern goalies are just fucking ass now
>>155141432yup
knights knation our knights kneed to knot it up in the knext tweknty miknutes
Karlsson kwabbed out?
>>155141432I'm glad we finally got here
>>155141339Actually goalie changes can fix team retardation idk why it's a real thing in hockey probably psychological
>>155141468>>155141468>>155141468NEW
There are no publicly available advanced analytics for NHL arenas. That last line is just it basically repeating my prompt. I posed the question when I noticed all the empty seats at 17:30 left in the 2nd. I'm glad i stopped drinking, miss less gametime when you go
>>155141432Okay
>>155141285Are slutty French maids an actual thing in Canada? Asking for a friend.
>>155141416it's the most exciting back and forth series ever, goym.
>snaps fingersexcuse me>mark stone waddles up in a vegas casino buffet server uniformwe spilled some food on the floorplease clean it up
>>155141432Sticks are much more flexible now therefore wristshot are more reliable. Also goaler science and research is improved now too to be used against them, as with all other players.
>>155141409Hill is part of the reason the golden dog shits got kwab'd against Dylan. I mean you're not wrong tho, fuck it not like they're gonna win kek
>>155141378getting that d-vitamin :)this was 2 months before soviet union collapsed officially. in september, jeltsin stood on that tank in moscow in august month before. that time metallica could still play live and not sound hilarious.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W7wqQwa-TUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R22xm1PTBL8
>>155141432they need make every damn kid in peewee play for a period unless they look like itty bitty Mari Lemieux out there. Hart is an AHL goalie and he's still going to get paid millions somewhere next year.
>>155141358Great sequence.
>>155141056what's that hockey team?
Shit game
