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>McAcne
>McAssist
>McAutism
>McBaby
>McBeta
>McBitch
>McBottom
>McBroken
>McBTFO
>McBussy
>McBust
>McBusted
>McCooked
>McCry
>McCrybaby
>McCuck
>McDogshit
>McDick
>McDiva
>McDive
>McEliminated
>McExhausted
>McFaggot
>McFlop
>McFolded
>McFraud
>McFruitcake
>McFrustrated
>McGaunt
>McGay
>McGayKid
>McGolf
>McHomo
>McInvisible
>McJobber
>McJustNotReadyYet
>McKWAB
>McKWABOTY
>McKWABOTD
>McLabamba
>McLoser
>McManadvantage
>McMuffin
>McNineteenNinety
>McNothingBurger
>McOverrated
>McOverworked
>McPowerplay
>McPussy
>McQueen
>McRefbabby
>McRegularseason
>McRetard
>McSecondary
>McSelfish
>McShit
>McSilver
>McSissy
>McStatpad
>McTantrum
>McTard
>McTired
>McToddler
>McTrash
>McUseless
>McWashed
>McWhiner
>McZoomer
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>>155146194
Vegas lost
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>Torts response to if he considered putting Adin Hill in "Christ, that could be the stupidest question I’ve heard.”

Poor hill :(
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>>155146194
Petitioning to add "McBum" to the list.
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If Taylor Hall wins the cup, that leaves only Yakupov and Tavares as the only non-recent first overalls that haven't won a cup yet right?

Aside from McFraud ofc.
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>>155146264
Hart's gonna set a record for being the first goalie to let in 4+ goals in 6 stanley cup finals games (he won't make it to 7)
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>>155146194
Fuckin' based edition.
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>>155146284
Give one with the letter V or X to help complete the list and I'll consider :)
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i bet this finn having a melty over ovi is the penguins finn that was dancing and rubbing his nipples in that video
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>goalie gives up 4 goals a game last 4 games
>put them in for game 5
>they give up 4 goals

>>155146331
Zero percent chance he stays in, risk of Hill is smaller than benefit of Hart at this point. If you lose anyways, at least you did all you could.
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sportsnet never shows tulsky on the broadcast... are they scared of him?
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>>155146390
He's just... not that good. You seem to be weirdly obsessed about it.
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>>155146264
Hart ain't it after game 3, worth a risk at this point.
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>>58
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>>155146331
I'd give Hill a shot, at least he was solid in the playoffs in their cup run and might give the team a boost of morale, can't hurt at this point especially since Karlsson wrist is cooked.

That's assuming the curse of Marner not showing up for games 5-7 doesn't prevent any magic period.
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>>155146514
Haha leafs fans worried vegass and they didn’t listen. Now we have mckenna snd theyre stuck with marner lol.
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>>155146514
>curse of Marner not showing up for games 5-7
Is this the "dark times" he was talking about?
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Gotta go take a massive Marner.
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>gaygas fans really thought bitch marner was the guy.

baahahahahahahahahahahh
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>>155146394
Issue is that I don't think Hills played under torts at all whereas Hart played for Torts in Philly, golden shower homies might get cucked out of a cup due to Torts loyalty to his old goalie.

Also does anyone remember a goalie shitting it so hard in the playoffs where it was like a meme (Soilers aside obviously), Corey Cr4wford comes to mind.
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We still call them that here :(
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>>155146643
>Also does anyone remember a goalie shitting it so hard in the playoffs where it was like a meme
this was a minor meme back in 2018
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>>155146569
Honestly they should trade a pick or two down and get one of the orher two defenseman while getting assets in the long run.

They need D more and they're going to be ficked next year with Matthew's leaves for nothing.

2025 was their best and last chance.
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GO CANES
GO RANDY
GO GARY
>>155146194
Why didn't he just dig the fuck in?
Back to back kwaboty to my kitties.
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>>155146643
>does anyone remember a goalie shitting it so hard in the playoffs where it was like a meme
The "what time is it in Vancouver? 8 past Loungo!" still haunts me.
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>>155146514
He did not have a good regular season.. at all I dunno about that
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>>155146462
Not me, I was the og OV poster. Difference of opinion. Get some sleep Finn anon it’s a busy day tomorrow.
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>b-but lemieux!
embarrassing
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Carter hart is a bonafide scrub he can’t play
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>>155146839
I just woke up and started drinking and I will state my opinions on 4chan now.

This is my face when I state my opinions.
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>>155146728
>be corey cr4wford
>cause a failure of a reverse sweep (therefore prevent a cup repeat) in game 7 OT against the canucks who you've beaten (with the ex goalie Niemi starting) in back to back playoffs two years before
>get eliminated by the coyotes
>win your only cup** in a asterisk meme season with you starting
>choke another game 7 in OT this time failing a 3-1 reverse sweep against the team that you eliminated in the asterisk cup season you won before.
>have a LITERALLY WHO Scott darling bail you out the first non asterisk cup run you're a part of

Crawshit was way worse, at least Rinne got into the Finnish hall of fame and gave other teams a challenge with a less competitive cast compared to Chicago
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>>155146910
Alright if you’re drinking that’s based, continue as you were
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>>155146643
People forgot it instantly for some reason but Oettinger two years ago giving up 3 goals in the first 5 minutes of an elimination game
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>>155146933
So awkward when otter was sitting in the booth next to the announcer.
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>>155146932
Will do, will do.
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>>155146748
Of all the teams that failed '93, this one was the only one that hunted. So many likable players.

>kesler
>bieksa
>salo
>elder
>Schneider
>lou

But they had to give away his captaincy to a couple of wimpy swedes, maybe if Lou stayed captain and their injury situation wasn't as bad or they faced Tampa (ECF bostom vs Tampa was decided by 1 goal in game 7) we would me meming about a 15 year cup drought instead.

Still, that bruins team was goated too no doubt about it.

Out of all the teams in the cap era, those early 2010 canucks and sharks were probably the deepest that didn't get a cup.

Hope canucks never get a cup, not only did they not retire Lous number first ahead of the sedins, they didnt even retire it to begin with. fuck the aqualinis, sedin sisters as presidents better make right on this.
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>>155146358
McVeigh and for x all I got is McXister (like the tranny meme).
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>>155146933
Should have had Quick instead of Otter there who ended up getting a free gold medal for doing nothing when in reality should have went to the undisputed GOAT usa goaler who was still active.
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>the Houston Oilers
>the Charlotte Senators
>the Atlanta Flames
>the Kansas City Jets

Also

>Orlando Islanders
>San Diego Ducks
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>>155146264
Vegas gets to see him shart out another 4 goals behind him.
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>>155146351
Nothing's alright, nothing is fine
I'm running and I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
I can't go on living this way
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>>155146643
its only such a meme because of the EM and free alberta stuff. michael leighton on the flyers was also a "redemption arc" that got utterly exposed, and even gave up the patty kane stanley cup winning goal that nobody saw except for him.
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Marner ain't winning shit. Not the stanlee, not the conn Smythe. Pack your bags Mitchy!!
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I can't believe bussy is gonna to do it
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>>155147373
Bussi will forever be etched onto the cup.
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You guys were so smug on marners 4 point night. It doesn't matter what Mitchy boytano does in any 1 game. We know who he is. And Vegas is going to get to know who he is too.
>>
Series aint over
>>
Is it possible that the Vegas expansion has been such a hit, it's no longer considered a "growing market" which is why Gary is not refpucking for their victory?
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>/hoc/ was ready to stop calling them marners because he scored 20 points against the mammoth
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>>155147396
Marner has made it further in one season than he did in 10 years with Toronto.
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>>155147396
>1v9 in the finals
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>>155147380
technically he'll only be etched onto the cup for about 60 years or however long it takes to remove the ring his name is on
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>>155147431
>Utah
>rookie Anaheim team
>assvs

Toronto would have made the finals every year since 2019 if they played in the west.
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>>155146194
>HIS NAME IS BUSSY?!
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huomenta
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shart boy and marner girl
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Cyclone Taylor is the all time most powerful hockey player
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>>155147428
with how these finals are going I propose we rename them to Harts
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mitch marner will be known as mr. game 7 soon
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>>155147527
Doubt
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Lmao Cyclone Taylor in 1914 worked for immigration and denied a ship full of Indians entry in Vancouver and sent them all back to India. Imagine if he saw Vancouver now
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asterisk cup for the canes incoming. refpuck faggot soft pusys kek. go knights.
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>>155147527
Marner is so good he got the nickname Mr. Game 7 despite only playing 6 games
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>ynr colofraudo got SWEPT
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has anybody ever thought of reaching around the goal and scoring on bussi from behind? wouldn't that work?
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>>155147545
>Upon reaching Budge Budge, near Calcutta (present-day Kolkata) on 27 September 1914, the Indian Imperial Police attempted to arrest the group leaders, leading to violence in which police open fired and killed 20 passengers while others were arrested or imprisoned.
Imagine being directly responsible for something like this dead in the middle of a hall of fame career.
Crosby could never.
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>>155147545
Dig him up and put him in charge of immigration now he can’t be any worse
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>>155147602
reacharounds don't work on bussi
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>>155147549
Cry more
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We were right about marner sorry you had to find out this way Vegas.
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>game 6
>World Cup
>ufc White House
>same time
Fuck Gary
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>>155147686
World Cup sucks I don’t support soccer
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>>155147733
Why it’s funny and good bants
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soccer is un-American, simple as
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There’s no reason why a potential game 7 should take place 3 days after game 6
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>>155147733
they are wasting so much on that soccer shit and pumping more money in that old shit box BC Place
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Calgary should have hosted World Cup we have the saddledome they could have hosted games in.
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>>155147756
48 is too many countries for a World Cup. It's like the new CFL playoffs at this point.
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>>155147771
can they play on the roof
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>>155147776
They play lacrosse games inside they can play soccer games too
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How the fuck does 37 year old (or any age for that matter) Jordan staal have 7 goals in the Stanley cup finals?
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>>155147771
Calgary just can't compete with Toronto or Vancouver.
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>>155147837
6*
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>>155147844
They were planning games in Edmonton before the premier ruined everything cause Shes a dumbass
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>>155147638
about what tranny? *
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the philly faggot duo was supposed to save begas what happened!!! TARDORELLA AND SHARTY FART!?!
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we're almost there, bros
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>>155147919
Eat cock randy
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>>155147919
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Frustrating finals because the Canes don't deserve the cup but the Knights deserve it even less.
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Boy Carolina got away with cheating yet again tonight. This time it was worst than the other 4 games combined
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>>155147919
Guess what torts lost game 5 against Calgary in 2004. Who ended up winning that series? Sorry but Carolina winning is unacceptable theyre a childish fanbase and need to grow up.
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>>155147821
yeah but I want to see them play on the roof
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>>155147474
This desu, laffs either had Ruins, Blots, and Kitties, i.e real teams that have won(or was about to) a cup

>imb4 different Ruins teams

Lots of people still on that 2011 team except for the last time they beat the Laffs
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>>155147527
Only Justin Willams THE GOAT can lay claim to that title.
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>>155147549
Only asterisk cups in modern hockey are '13, '20, and '21 from lockout shortened season
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tried the new dill pickle hot cheetos ama
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>>155148110
Sounds gross
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>>155148112
they were ok wouldn't buy them again when you can get the goat lime ones
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>>155148110
Were they the crunchy or soft ones?
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>>155148140
soft? they were crunch not poofs
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Carter Hart stat line through the SC final
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>aho is the first player in NHL history to record at least 10 points in his first 8 post-seasons
>107 post-season GP
>97pts
>+27
>/espee/ narrative is that he isn't a playoff performer
Kek
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>>155148150
Yeah he’s shit
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>>155148150
>10 points
kek
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>>155148158
Retard
>>155148161
>reading comprehension
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>>155148110
Have you tried dill pickles on pizza? It’s surprisingly good
>>
copedown wasn't cancelled
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>>155148174
Ball knower
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bedard and fraser minten were out visiting sick kids in vancouver today
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>>155148168
>10 points
KEK
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>>155148174
no but i'm up for it
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>>155148180
he also dropped 5 Gs on the gofundme for the sick kid
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>>155148187
There's not an american player in NHL history who made at least 10 points in their 8 first post-seasons
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>>155148180
>>155148192
Meanwhile allegedly Quitt Hughes had never visited the Canucks 4 Kids house while playing in Vancouver.
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>>155148199
Road signs are in chinese in vancouver so maybe he had trouble finding the hospitals
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>>155148199
more reason bedard needs to come home and be captain
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>>155148198
how many cups does he have?
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just made a midnight marner
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>>155148112
it's just hot cheetos with added dill powder, it's better than regular cheetos
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>>155148149
>score 5 goals
>win
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>>155148210
About to win his first and tying player like Jack Eichel except Eichel has played almost half of the amount of games as Aho has
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there's a man
comin' round
takin' names
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>>155148211
oh we actually call those something else now apparently
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actually we dont we were going to stop but we still are in fact calling em marners
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sean walker deserves the conn smythe if the canes win
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>>155148224
>have a cup having played half the games
kwab
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There should be a trophy called the Smonn Cythe awarded to the worst player of the playoffs (who made it to the finals)
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>>155148252
Marner is a lock for the conn smythe
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>>155148264
Aww it's cute when you las vegas people talk about hockey. Not to be surr but I dont think the golden garys are winning a cup anytime soon
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>>155148281
why are you mad bud
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>>155148252
i thought he died in a fiery car crash years ago
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>>155148273
heh maybe 5 hours ago
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i think the knights win game 6 and then get bfo in game 7 kwab i've got heart burn from those god damn cheetos bro's
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>>155148339
if you don't have tums on hand your best bet is to glug down water or milk
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>>155148064
lmao holy fuckin seethe outta nowhere
who shat in your pampers, bud
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>>155148360
holy fuck bro you just reminded me i have some tums from back when i needed them daily. sure they might be two years old but it's better than nothing ty
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it's funny cause kochetkov's better than hart too
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Kucherov won the Hart. McMuffin btfo
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Taylor Hall is going to win a cup :) There is hope for Mcdavid.
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taylor hall said he didn't know what real training and conditioning was until he got to carolina... what does that say about the
Windsor Spitfires
Edmonton Oilers
Oklahoma City Barons
New Jersey Devils
Arizona Coyotes
Buffalo Sabres
Boston Bruins
and
Chicago Blackhawks?
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>>155148453
it's just what happens when you're coached by rod, anybody would say the same
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>>155148407
lol
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>>155148446
Not really
>>
rob is a shit coach
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copey ww@ bro?
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>>155148531
right here bud ama im about to play some vidya before bed
>>
rob drindamour
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>>155148540
why are your knights are sharting the bed like this?
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>>155148553
Gary decided that he's played enough with his pet project
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>>155148553
uhh well they've been raped by the refs for the entire series. other than that the defense have been pretty shitty desu kwab and hart's cinderella run is over
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>>155148569
did he finally catch her and teach her a lesson
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>>155148569
the fucking randycanes? really?
>>
>>155148581
no
>>155148585
'fraid so
>>
Gary got cucked by the nba it not getting the Saturday night game
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worth it?
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>>155148903
>reserve not met
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>>155148931
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i didn't use a guide fwiiw
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they call him sharter fart on reddit too
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Darnelle is afraid of Babcock. Edmonton should have got him earlier then they could have gotten rid of Darnelle earlier
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hate to say it but i don't think gary has /hoc/'s best interest at heart
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>>155148446
McDiva ain't ever getting a cup bud, at least in edmonton thats for damn sure.

That's the whole point of Hall, Eichel, and every other first overall in the cap era winning ahead of him except Tavares.
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imagine how pissed the gm's on darnelle nurses trade list are
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>>155149166
All they have to do is say no
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>>155149206
I know but imagine getting that phone call?
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>>155149231
i would laugh at them
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dare i say, canes
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>>155149244
eat rock candy
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>>155149242
old boys club lad you have to at least humour stan bowman for ten minutes before you say it's not the right fit
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The Stars are leaving Dallas leaving an empty arena because they are also losing the basketball team. Gary now has a place where he can move the Sens
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Lotta chuds crawling out of the woodwork about darnell
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1 million hours in ms paint
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>>155149423
>crawling out of the woodwork
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Darnell will win the Norris on his new team
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milan "wifebeating" looch was on donnie and dalhi the other day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1Hxo8dP0yI
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>>155148903
All that money just to toss it in the urinal next season
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>>155149509
she took his phone. bitch deserved getting choked out by looch
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>>155149519
you're saying the eventual buyer has a piss fetish?
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>>155149531
Im saying they will go 4-0 in the first round again next year and the fan will have had enough
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>>155149530
pretty low bar for violent assault and battery
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Last time Canada won gold was under the leadership of Lucic
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are these guys future stars??
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>>155149531
To be a true McDavid enjoyer you must
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larkin and quinn are gonna be the new parise and suter
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larkin? more like paul blart mall cop
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watching the top 10 hits of the week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OXeRO7OsO0
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business idea: segways with skates instead of wheels
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>>155149992
what if instead of that you sucked my benis and i sucked yours
and then afterwards we played hockey
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>>155150021
I retent my semen before playing hockey
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What will that buck be wearing Sunday night?
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>>155150035
well allow me to liberate it aforehand
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vegas needs to sign fedor tyutin to beat bussi
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>>155150097
you think fedor can pound bussi into submission?
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>>155150045
wat the hell is on dat doo head? bruh I dyin
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>>155150045
Like Chris Tucker in the 5th Element
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>>155150045
that's doug dimmadome
>>
excited for the season of off
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who's the worst goalie you've seen play for >your team? for me it's hard to choose...
>>
Huomenta
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>>155146194
none of these are funny
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>>155150045
Why does PK have such a small head?
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HOW MUCH SHART COULD A CARTER HART SHART IF A CARTER HART SHARTER HART FART???
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>>155150999
Purely economic reasons
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>>155150988
try hard shit gimmicks trying to get over in failing? couldn't be my /hoc/
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>>155150988
the op needs to cope with loss
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>>155146307
Taylor Hall has unbusted
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>>155147993
Montreal certainly did not deserve it. You could argue that Colorado would have won if not for injuries
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One last shart to end them all on Sunday...
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>>155151452
piss off 'wheels you're out of your element
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>>155151482
very good post
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>>155151452
Nah Colorado was always fraudulent
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>>155151469
Bet it’ll be wet
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>>155151469
THE SHART HEARD AROUND THE WORLD
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>>155150999
the moose has a rack
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hit my chayka dropper with dude wipes and its still itchy
>>
With the World Cup and the Knicks going on literally no one cares about your sport
Sorry bros
>>
um excuse could someone please find mitch marner
he disappeared last night
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similar to vegass' marner, my marner is stewing away and refusing to come out
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>>155148149
Carter h4rt
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>>155151740
/hoc/ is already on summer vacation
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>>155151740
I'm too white to give a shit about those sports.
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>le ebin i only watch hockeyman
cringin'
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>>155151746
Marner disappearing in the back end of a series? Say it ain't so...
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>>155151879
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marner has only scored in one period this series
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Good morning Canes Nation
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>>155152010
THE CUP WILL BE IN THE BUILDING SUNDAY
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>>155151879
>le ebin i only watch hockeyman
Your low IQ is showing.
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>>155152057
How exciting
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>>155150157
Owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?
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I haven't seen him for a long time these playoffs.
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>>155152010
good morning
nice pupperino :)
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>>155149685
Adam Engström isn't more than a #6-7 defenseman in the NHL.
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>>155149685
Konsta is a hero
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would you still put him in the top 5 goalies of all time?
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>>155152448
he doesn't even break into the top 10
frogs overrate the shit out of everyone that plays for them
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if they put sharter fart in for game 6 and he lets 4+ goals in again then I officially propose we rename them from Marners to Harts
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If I were McDavid, I’d buy this website and turn /hoc/ into /lgbtqporn/
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It's almost the weekend wagiebros!
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>>155152504
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>>155152470
fr?
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>>155152448
Very good, signaled the evolution of playing style, breaking with the past. No Cups. Not top 5.
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>>155152483
>marners
WDCTTHAM
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*marners*
clean it up janny
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to5Sg2KeEnU
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Just found out E.M is married to the guy who she cheated on back in 2018.
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>>155152820
Yeah this is a classic case of a cheating whore telling here fiance she was raped and the cuck bought her story hook, line and sinker. She even told him not to follow the trial because she knew her lies would be exposed.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=X816BYq-bDM
I was debating posting about this chick because she’s been watching the finals in her discord
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>>155152820
source?
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>>155152792
https://youtu.be/3vnRUp9qVZ0
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>world cup
>nba finals with new york playing
This is a soulless filler year. This years cup is as pointless as the covid cups.
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>>155152010
huomenta
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>>155153052
im still gonna be happy for rod if he pulls it off
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>chick
>her
>discord
Seek help
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>>155152912
ASMR channels are cringe bro
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>>155153170
I’m lonely and pathetic and getting a girlfriend is a waste of money
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>>155153297
but anon, procreation
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The hockey was very, very good this year; a solid A-grade season all around;
>Game 1 of the Calder starts at 18:00 MDT.
>Game 4 of the Kelly is on at 17:30 MDT.
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Getting high in the morning
Not answering calls
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What's the word on /hoc/ today?
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>>155153531
Gary's intern faxed me "canes in 6"
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>>155153531
the word of the day is bussi
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>>155153572
Fair enough. Gary realized nobody cares about hockey with the NBA Finals and the World Cup happening
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Carolina is not even in the south but on the east coast
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>this will win us the cup
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>make great post and observation
>dismissed due to flag
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>>155153634
you should look up the mason dixon line
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>>155153634
they were in the confederacy dipshit
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>>155153779
Maybe you shouldn't talk like a retard next time, Seamus
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>>155153779
we dont observate or make good posts here la
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my tummy is making marner sounds :(
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>>155152820
SLUTS GONNA SLUT
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I fucking love the Hurricanes
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>>155153779
why don't you roll your way back to /pw/ where you can reply to your own posts
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>>155146194
so what did babcook do, now he investigated before even starting a job ?
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>>155154088
he just wanted to learn more about the players by seeing some photos of their life, but degenerates like biz who have dick pics and hookers and doing blow off toilet seats on his camera roll he took it as an insane invasion of privacy
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>>155154119
ok but he already resigned from that, so what is this 'new' investigation ?
did he roop marner or something ?
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>>155153531
We're watching Group B World Cup action with our favorite countries Qatar, Switzerland, Canada and Bosnia!
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> Tortorella said, "We'll be back here... "I'm going to leave my clothes here, that's for sure. They're going to be in the hotel."
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Sharter fart has sharted his last
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>>155154224
This guy is the biggest dork in hockey. From announcing he’s not coming back to Vegas hours before a SCF game to snapping at reporters to him trying to be Messier Torts is just such a fucking moron who needs to go away
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boys I need the webm (gif also accepted) of the Canada hockey girl doing the dance in the crowd STAT
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>>155154460
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>>155154177
the players are all drug addicts and cheating on their spouses and their phones are full of such filth, so when he asked to see it (really to tell his players to stop engaging in such nonsense and focus on hockey) the players had a melty. The PA demanded an investigation but Chadcock resigned before that. Now that he is back (at the top player in the worlds request mind you) the PA, as an exercise in power, is demanding that investigation now take place. Because Chadcock was a big meanie to scum media members it will be taken seriously (they are small and petty and crave revenge against the accomplished). The marner thing is he asked marner to provide him with a written list of the people he thought were bums on the leafs and being a young retard at the time actually did it, and Chadcock proceeded to read it out loud in front of the entire team. Which is based.
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>>155154473
thank you I reposted it immediately :)
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Contrarians on hocgeneral dot com genuinely defending babcock the dude who hasn’t won a playoff series in over a decade jen
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I bet he gets so mad when you call him mike babycock
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>>155154526
im not defending him i just want him to coach the soilers because it'll be funny
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Dylan Larkin is no longer listed as the Captain of the Wings on Puckpedia
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>>155154725
Not really sure where the dude who’s had zero (0) 80 point seasons gets off requesting a trade to florida and vegas for
Larkin’s not all that and a bag of chips
No trade means no trade buddy if I were Yzerman I’d tell him he’s stuck here
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>>155154195
Those aren't my favorite countries
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>>155154725
God damn detoilet sucks does that shit say 8 mil for alex debrincat
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>>155152483
He'd have to do it for 10 years straight for this to be acceptable. For now /hoc/ will accept that the a's in his name be replaced with 4s.

e.g. c4rter h4rt
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get punked pussy
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Why did Vegass decide to choke away the cup?
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>>155155360
they chose not to get a real goaltender and went with a former rapist instead
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>>155155360
Farter Shart couldn't hold it in any longer and started sharting at the eleventh hour
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Who is going to take Darnellle Nurse?
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>>155154725
Dylan Larkin - Bitch ass nigga
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>>155155449
why dont they play hill
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>>155155788
torts is a ride or die kinda boomer
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>>155155746
Hopefully not my penguins
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>>155155788
They'd rather play Benny Hill
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>OH SHI-
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Geeeze, shouldnt have gone to that canada soccer game thread
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>McKwab at the footy game
Lmao.
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>>155156227
you make that sort of mistake once here then never do it again
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>>155156227
You should avoid Canadian sports fans at all costs. That's why I stick to /hoc/
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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They made a typo here. This red team must be from Nigeria.
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>>155157611
They LARP as French.
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do our africans have a chance at winning a game at the soccer world cup?
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draft soon
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>>155154342
I hope you have a good script Sunday Gary.
It will almost be 110F outside in Vegas, true hockey weather (Below is Raleigh).
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>>155157767
I don't know
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Darnel is looking to be traded to Pittsburgh
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The white team SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS
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Damn Canada sucks at everything
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>>155158187
My penguins ):
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>game is boring as fuck
>canada losing
Probably wont watch another game until the final
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>>155159583
You can root for the Americans!
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You guys seriously watching divegrass?
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>>155159844
Not anymore
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>>155157790
I hope Gary has even bigger lasers.
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>>155155746
The laffs.
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>>155159583
KWAB
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>>155159844
Not like there's anything else on right now
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>>155160159
Baywatch streams for free 24/7.
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reminder randy is married with kids and copey has neither
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>>155160307
randy is married to cock
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>>155159844
I'm going to head to a bar for the USA game tonight
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>>155160862
Better beat Paragay, I'll be watching the kelly cup final tonight.
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canada's resident ngubu just tried to decapitate the bosnia keeper
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>>155161336
based
get that balkan scum off my continent
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>>155159957
>Toronto Receives: Darnell Nurse, 2028 1st Round pick - not lottery protected*
>Edmonton Receives: Morgan Reilly
lol
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>>155161813
I dont think the laffs even have their 1st round pick in 2028
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>>155161808
shutup pk
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>ameribrowns chatting soccer
that is a yikes from me
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>>155162000
trips of reading comprehension
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>>155162578
The weed i got a few days ago is really good
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>>155162986
How do you say his last name
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>>155162986
>*loud donkey noises*
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The negro team scaaarrrrrrrrrs
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>>155163344
Sad
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BUSSI
U
S
S
I
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took my chud kid to his freshman orientation only saw two blacks go flames
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>>155163344
>>155163449
>>155155716
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no hockey today
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>>155159957
An offensive defenseman wouldnt be terrible for the leafs but nurse is waaaaayyyyyyy to fucking expensive.
Unless the Oilers retain like 5 million its a no go.
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>>155163739
>Nurse
>Offensive defenseman
Are you confusing him for Boushart
The only thing offensive about his defense is the quality of it
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>kwabnada
>sucks at hockey, sucks at soccer

whats next?
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>>155164104
Actually we're about win the game 1-1
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>>155163039
bree-d-aomyyr
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>>155164104
they mog you in both lol
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>>155164104
i thought you said you werent watching
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Soccer doesn't have Garytime!?
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>>155164877
They have something even worse, time added arbitrarily by the reffies at the end of the game.
Amazing how people take the sport seriously.
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>>155164877
>>155164939
get a room fags
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>>155164966
ok we got one, now what?
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>>155164991
invite me in
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>>155156306
drinking wine like a homosexual
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>>155165014
You're in! With Finns we'll win!
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I guess Gary won’t be able to rape his way to the cup win after all
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>>155165642
Meant hart Kek
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>>155165642
I wish Gary would take advantage of me
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>>155165810
he does it so well you dont even notice the penetration
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>>155165792
hmm
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>>155165853
its been debunked but the retard just keeps posting it
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>>155165818
I'm going to buy another jersey
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>>155154395
He's out of answers and time, nothing worse than a cornered boomer lashing out.
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thread fucking sucks
>>
Thanks for chiming in
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>>155166796
Just like my islanders
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>>155166796
just like that guys islanders
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me and my southeast asian wife are going to outback steakhouse tonight
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someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
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>>155166998
Nah
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touché, alouettes!
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>>155165788
I mean not wrong, haha.
>>
My Habs were not so bad against the Canes.
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>>155166994
3/4 of the white man SEApig wife couples I see the man's expression is that of wanting to end it all, voice is totally devoid of joy too. what jungle did you pull your wife from anon?
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>>155167225
mindanao
she's really short and really brown lmao
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>>155167297
>filipinx
its so over. another chinless midwit's hopes and dreams cast into the panface pinoy leech abyss. before you commit to ending it all please let us know what team you are a fan of.
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I don't want to wait
for our lives to be over
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>>155167424
did you get dawsons creek down under
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>>155167401
sabres
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Sportsnet is showing the calder cup finals
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>>155167441
apparently yes, but I've never seen it
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>>155146194
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we're live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VnMioUXocc
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>scoreless draw
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>>155163728
Go gators!
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>>155167543
Way better jerseys then the black leaf from the Olympics
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>scoreless Game 4 of the Kelly Cup Final
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>>155167465
unfortunate but not surprising
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>>155167542
season one is pretty good then it falls off
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>scoreless draw
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>>155167933
I feel like I've missed the boat on this one anon, I shan't be going back to watch but it's nice to hear it was enjoyable for a period

I did get into reruns of My So Called Life which was pretty good
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>scoreless draws in Illinois and Florida, respectively
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Game 1 of the Calder Cup and the last chance Canada has at a trophy this season
>Go Marlies
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>>155168458
Should have been my penguins ):
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>scoreless draw in Rosemont, IL

>the city of Kansas City
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Canada won the NLL though
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>>155168850
And the PWHL
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>scoreless draw
>>
we won the memorial cup
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>Gary becomes chairman in 1993
>canada last wins the cup in 1993
Really makes you think.
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>>155169053
I think the Q and O leagues should make more expansions into the US
>Lewiston, Maine, and Vermont would love a French-speaking minor league team
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>the city of Toronto
>>
>rapey spam
and im out
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WHERE IS MY BUCKING BEDAL?!?
>>
>most dangerous draw in Florida
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I met a chick at the bar tonight and she wants to go out with me next week!
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>>155169412
Are you gonna take her to dinner and a movie?
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>>155169412
nice! where are you taking her?
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>>155169505
I was going to just take her to dinner desu
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>>155169542
To a local Italian joint
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>two[2] most dangerous draws
>>
Danford ties it
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>>155169412
Nice job!
>>155169384
Winning in OT, just how I like it!
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>>155169412
take her back to the same bar lmao
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>the city of Kansas City, again
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>>155169587
Are you gonna order the gabagool?
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BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
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>>155170289
I'll probably get some pasta
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>the scoreful draw 2
>>
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
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>scorefull draw in Estero
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>>155170722
Well, don't let her eat your whole entree
>unless that happens to be a part of your pantie removal strategy
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>the city of Toronto
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>>155169721
Not as cursed as the Cubs were but give it time.
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Heatchads, thunderkings we are BACK
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Scorefull draw after two in Illinois
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>>155174597
Very based, the fans are the real chads.
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>scorefull draws
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>>155160307
mopr
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>>155148569
Late reply but shame sharter has a very bad outing through 5 games.
Of course anything can happen but it took balls for rod the bod to pull Anderson and go balls deep in Bussi.
Even if Torts didn't challenge that call Vegas is only hanging on because of a productive offense which went to sleep game 4 and pulled it out like for EM in game 3.
Clinching on the road would be in line with this Garyoffs so we'll see!
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>the most dangerous OT
Only one can scar and win.
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>Kelly Cup over time
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>>155169412
make her watch you play dota
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>>155177557
I haven't played dota since it was a WC3 mod
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>>155177557
worked for me
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>scorefull draws
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>the city of Rosemont
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jack hughes just got broken up with wow
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>>155178248
For me it's Jack Chews
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>>155178248
i wonder which /hoc/ poster tate mcrae is with now
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They love me.
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>>155178624
She got eaten by a shark...
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>>155178248
golden cuck
kwab
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>>155178915
>cursed jersey
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>>155179005
>dark laffs
They are never wearing those again, probably.
Superstitions aside you can sell more merch with new designs win or lose!
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>>155178691
>>155178915
it's jaws or the dark canuck
should we stay for the dark canuck
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>>155179111
They should stay away from black for good; that's the message my envoy would bring to the Canadian consulate
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>>155179148
Game six could clinch with day time highs near 110F (43C).
I kneel Gary-sama...
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>losing at home to a Canadian team
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gg, Marlies
>great defensive standoff
>>
The Stanley Pup had better gameplay than the finals
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>>155178248
liar
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Game

Blades
>Game 6 for the Kelly is now a reality
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>>155178248
lol
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>>155179773
WE DID IT AGAIN!
>2-2 the most series-ful draw
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>>155179647
I really like those clips of reffie game pro cam.
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fuck chicago and toronto they are both faggot teams
>>
USA
USA
USA
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>>155180995
Kek
>>
one of my hockey soicasts interviewed Emily Kaplan this week
>>
>>155180995
BASED
>>
>More than 300,000 Canadian mothers were forced to give up their babies. They are waiting for an apology

think of all of the draft busts...the fourth line centers...
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>>155180995
>BET on BETTman
>now live in 50 states
>allow us to feed you SURE bets like this retard
JEN
At least get the year right bud.
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>>155148569
>uhh well they've been raped by the refs for the entire series
this is simply not true
the sooner you realize it, the better
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>aho finally scars
I trust the plan.
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>>155180995
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>>155181767
>he looks hungry
>jokes on him, I ate everything already
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>>155181767
holy shit, copey actually does go to games
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>>155179432
They did it before...
>During the 2017–18 AHL season, the Marlies won their first Calder Cup after a 4–3 series win over the Texas Stars in the finals. It was the first professional hockey title for a Toronto-based team since 1967.
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>>155181698



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