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First for Sneed
Gane is in DC for diplomacy. The fight is a side quest.
nah they really coined it the jew claw?
DUDE, We're going to stage a fight in front of a small crowd of non-mma fans outside in bad weather. Isn't that AWESOME
>>155153724How about you shut the fuck up and watch the fights?
>>155153663you just know the ufc cut corners and built parts of it from faulty materials that will lead to a collapse in the middle of lewis vs hokit
Just found out this shit is on Sunday. Water we dune here? I was planning on cooking and watching the NBA Finals and the fights with company.
>>155153663>apex but outdoor
>>155153765Du bist gut genug
Has anybody here ever shit blood before?
>>155153663https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7km9E6pR1sI
when is the preshow or weigh ins or whatever live event is happening today?
josh hokit is madara
>>155153869no, only after
>>155153879tomorrow
>>155153894o what the fuck it's on sunday?! yikes
>>155153906It's actually a good thing.
>same time as stanley cupYeah im not watching this white house crap
>same time as my sunday night goonfestyikes. guess i'll catch the replays on mma full.
dancehall aspinall
Ugly nigger
>>155154039>>155154047
>>155154039Crazy that out of everyone it was Tom who made Jon retire in fear.
>>155154079It is crazy to believe that.
>>155154120delusional some might even say
Tom didn't make Jon Jones cry. Jon Jones made himself cry. It was his choice to cry.
just invented a new punch that targets the back of the opponents legs
feel bad for mmaguru being attached to the aspinall brand it will take years for the stink to wash off
WEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMH5mfZgTpoAREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMH5mfZgTpoLIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMH5mfZgTpo
>>155154219It's important to remember spammy was a massive Aspinal glazer until the Gane fight when he switched up on his boy.
>>155154258Sup Sneed, how's your black tranny cock obsession going?
>>155153679Poohand is beyond fucked
>>155154519secured some 10 million for this circus dance per sources hope he realizes to leave mma and plinio after this but he won't
>>155153679Imagine seeking diplomatic relations with ZOG. Embarrassing.
Gane and Poatan have perfect hairlines, but still shave their heads. What explains this behavior?
>>155154590Why does Pereira look like an 80 year old Japanese man?
the rift has opened
My posts REALLY stick with you, don't they?
daner white is the steve jobs of mmathe engineers did all that shit you pink bitch
dana r. white
>12 US AIRCRAFT practice VAPOR TRAIL over White House ahead of Sunday’s UFC eventdana won
>>155154590Looks like Strickland
>>155154770>chemtrail the goyim>they clap and ask for more
>>155154535Poolinho is a freemason pederast
based goyim clapping for more chemical baths
>>155154792Proof?
A history of Central Banking and the enslavement of Mankind, by Cyril Gane.
uhh goythjebros.. do the georgians low key out goy us?
>forecast for sunday in DC: 90 degrees, 65% chance of rainjust cancel it
>>155154850ok now check sunday at 8pm
>>155154831I just made it up
>>155154866hope you're ready to soak up the water from the canvas dana
>>155154850what do you think the jets are for? they're adding anti rain chemicals to the sky 100 percent. heroic.
there's a huge tarp over the cage. stop talking about rain you simpletons.
>>155154870Wait how did you do that?
>>155154881ok but the claw is a giant umbrella though so..
>>155154927how does it feel to have your mom hate you and think you're a terrible person
>>155154911I manifested it by the power of /sp/
>This, is the UFC, as we know it. No one knows who struck first, but it was us who sold to the Jews and darkened the skies.
>Try to rizz up Laura one more time and I will follow into my grandpas footsteps, cracker.
Belel should be cut
Jews own the Muslims but Whites own the Jews. There's levels to this shit.
10 minutes into titane it's not a very good movie
Laney grey and roxie sinner look into it
>during promo shots
>>155155224>during fights
>>155155187filthy mingeless wanker
>>155155240Roid gut.
>>155155224>Ilia and Mike both going for the slick back Pidgeotto haircut for this occasionWhat do the manlet rage poster boys mean by this?
gaethje beat michael chandler and ilia is just a worse michael chandler...
>>155155240He's preggo with another lil hapman
Tomala’s orbussy prolapsed at the sight of Ganedaddy’s BBC
>>155153663Fuck Dana
Oinked!
actually it's pretty solid i was wrong
>>155155566no
>>155153663
>>155153663>>155153663
>>155155289We don’t our posts here.
If you don't know me I'm M to the BComing in hard, you better watch it, SophieYou think you're the only girl doing grimeM to the B says, "Step in line"Coming in hard with my barsSophie Aspin is about to get parredRead your bars off your iPhone 4I don't do that shit, I do it hardcore
>>155155742Tone…
His posts really stick with me
*enters the thread at 220 lbs*
>>155155821It's insane how many of his posts have imprinted on you.
Oh nooo he's remembering my posts ahhh I-Im going insane!!!
My posts havent been remembered for a long time. I fell off.
>>155155839stick a dress on this nigga and watch Xneed’s botched bottom surgery bacon boiminge start frothing
i don't even remember my posts from earlier in a thread. it's important to move on. just like how tom aspinall moved on from mma.
>>155155909Spammy I dare you to make one post without mentioning gay sex.
>>155156010Looking like office Mr incredible
>>155156092Xadame Xneedia identifies as a porked piggy.
Khamzat wants to taste his meat.
>>155156252Obviously fixed fight>DONT THROW CARLOS JUST HIT ME>RIGHT HERE *points down*
>>155156281I would bet 5k that the ufc told khamzat that line sounded really fierce as a troll. They said you are wolf brazza how about you taste his meat you eat the strickpp
titane is a good movie cloz recommends>>155155782cheeky bastard
>>155156250
Imagine if Kayla Harrison had murdered Amanda Nunes in the cage on the UFC 250 Freedom card
>>155155801the girl with the deaf mother? how did she end up
>>155156252showed him the left hook FOUR times how is jiri that dumb
>>155156346pretty much as i expected same with afghan dan and little t
>>155156334Pretty cool that there are zero women on the white house card lmao imagine if the founding fathers had let a woman in to write the declaration
>>155156319Been gooning over erdaddy again?
Angela Hill deserves an spot on this card WAY moer than Bo Nigger or Kyle Fuckaus or Joh Hokit
>>155156616yes
>>155156700Built for big white cock
>>155156845Thats someoens daughter man
>>155157017We are all daughters of Mother nature.
WE CANNOT
>>155156563Dont worry there will be some women there
>>155157156She has nice booba
>>155157117you are an affront to mother nature
The Industrial Society and its consequences, by Cyril Gane.
>>155156406to put it simple, and I mean no disrespect, a lot of guys can’t box for shit despite being called “strikers”
>>155157156I love women so much bros
>>155157156Blew my one shot with that one semi negress
Hokit is the Gohan of heavyweight
>tfw fake ones are still hunting down your 7th ballsack
Hokit is the new hotness at heavyweight
what's next for the pleasureman?
>>155158825Fight the pusherman
/heem/ kittens
One jab and you look like Tabatha Ricci
Justin's walkout has leakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbWaqbkwZcI
Ganebros, don't remember to lock it up until freedom event is over!
>>155159677OHHHHHH THEY'RE OUT COLD
I'm your mama, I'm your daddyI'm that nigga in the alleyI'm your doctor when in needWant some coke? Have some weedYou know me, I'm your friendYour main boy, thick and thin
I'm the pusherman
>>155158768lost to nickal in college wrestling, im betting it all on lewis
>>155159754Impressive
>>155159754Excelnent....very nice work b
Oh, my fitghing style Dana? Allow me to denonstrate on yuo and Hunter
will there be a shooting at the whitehouse event? might be worth watching if there's a high probability
Any other wagies working on Monday so they can't watch the fights live?
Gane moves like a middleweight, but Poatan only needs 1 shotEither way this fight is sure to be fireworks.
>>155160703I hope not
>>155160670>gambling and zeemingI love this game
so any/no interest in 250 bingo cards?
>>155160703unlikely. daners security team mogs the FBI
>>155160911Sure
>>155160911just post it in the gamethreads b and see what happens
>>155160911yesdo nina references
>>155160333Smart man. Look at the reflexes how instantly he takes both hands off the steering wheel.
Topuria is going to give Justin permanent (more) brain damage isn't he
>>155157740Okay, but who's Trunks?
Topuria has no answer for the clinchGane has no answer for the leg kicks
>>155157156Not to be gay but the ufc ring girls are so mid. Get zendaya in there
Whoever is deciding to keep those old walled ratty ring card girls at the UFC needs to stop. I'm tired of getting MOGGED by every Netflix or MVP event.
>>155161527the sluts is fine. but the low waisted shorts? nah it aint 2006 out here bro
>>155160911Multiple players or just your own one?
>>155161648Bruh fr
>>155161390agree except zendaya, someone actually hot, just play into the tackyness of the whole event and hire some only fans skanks with big tits
>>155161390I believe you are forgetting about the Mexican UFC ring girls
>>155161649yeah multiple i was collecting suggestions earlier if you have any
>>155161991unbelievably mid
>>155162064Why would you out yourself as a low-t guy?
>>155161649>>155149254pretty much the list so far
>>155162064we love our mid castizos here b
>>155162105her nose sticks out further than her tits b
>>155162105>goblinas with no ass or titscome to America there's like three of those on every block. here's a proper ring girl.
>>155157156At this point she's surpassed Brittany as the GOAT
>>155162064>calls women mid>thinks Zendaya isn't at bestMutts living up to the name and reputation
>>155154255Bapa is such a real one for this
>>155162316Hhhhhhhnnnnngggggggg
arman tsarukyan apparently getting a divorce
>>155162454nice one bappa
finland
>>155162582Word on the streets is that a private detective caught her getting out of the Gamrot residence with a sore pussey.
>>155162704i heard it was related to n*na dr*ma
daniel cormer is buu cause FAT
here in finland we have this thing called being white
justin gaethje has a secret gameplan too secret to share. now that's what i like to hear! fighters should probably never share their gameplans before a fight!
>>155162316I will now watch your fight dana
>>155162047>>155162159Strickland/Jon/Arman appearance?
best bets for the card?
>>155162645
just remember trevor wittman has been in the lab
>>155162813>Laney greyWalled>roxie sinnerVery based
HEEEMMM
>>155163083me after I shit myself midfight and realize my opponent shit himself too
Just Khamzat'd myself
DC is going to be 90 degrees and rainy on Sunday. What a shitshow this stupid event is.
>>155163689send to the front to serve as head pleasure boy? grim!
>>155163767Odds they cancel it?
>>155163767how many crybaby posts are you going to make before the fights start, snowflake?
they will have the bantamweight division run on american flag wheels to power fans so everyone doesnt die from heat exhaustion and the stench of Donnie's 250 gold shit diaper
UFC Freedom 250 live from the UFC Apex
>>155163767>30°C+ after 5pmlmao wild
remember to wear your guru beanie so we can all find each other before the fights start. i'll be sitting right behind jd vance.
I will heem anyone I see in a gayru beanie
Ordering a Sneed beanie
>>155154850>I'm gonna heem you justin, it's ov->The RAIN, ILIA... How are you training for the le RAIN? What about the gnats? Are you worried about the LE BUGS?! THE LE RAIN?! >I can't stand this guy. He smells his own far->-THE BUGS, Justin...Are you concerned about THE bugs? THE le weather? Are you scared the le BUGS will fly in your eye? How are YOU training for the LE BUGS? What about THE rain? Are you WORRIED about THE LE BUGS?! THE LE RAIN?! WHAT IF THE BUGS AND THE LE RAIN MIX AND THERE'S LE BUG RAIN? Good luck to you both.
im going to be dressed as Mask from Tapout Crew
im going as goldust
ameribros.. when do you guys fight in soccerball?
juvenile dogshitgrow up
The man was a fanboy
Ipost TFW one more sleep until white house MAGA card
>>155164184>>155164374Double based. Back to back based.
>no wmma on the card huh?*weems you*
ruffy is a made up name based on anime. never lose sight of that. kid is a freak.
The man was an femboy
chances of an assassination attempt on sunday?
>>155162316GSP loves this>>155162865GSP disapproves
>>155162222OH THATS TIGHTTHATS TIGHTCATPURIA MIGHT TAP
>>155164527can we stop fucking pronouncing it "hoofy" thenfuck portuguese
Let me tell you what a real finn is like
>>155164547GSP is quite obviously a tits man
>>155162893i will add all 3>>155164545on the bingo card
>>155164545Hope you're using a vpn bubba. They comin for ya b...
>>155164613i really do think you should kys but that's just my opinion
>>155164545Aaaand yuore on an list. JUST. LIKE. TAHT.
>>155164613Those don't even count as tits. No way those things even jiggle.
>>155164655You do you. The excluded ones might deserve one spot.
>Its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odkeM-3ZgBANot gonna lie, Ariel's winning me over. Seems like a swell guy.
saw some fat guy with a giant belly walk around shirtless from the beach and honestly he was mogging all the twinks and gymcel xoomers with his confidence
>>155164605Everyone likes watching Brazilians fight but it’s important to not lose sight of how cringe and retarded they are
I believe in JustinI believe in JustinI believe in JustinI believe in Justin
>UFC sharthouse>there are only 7 fights>no jon jones>no strickland>co main event doesn't even feature any americans>there's a high chance there will be a thunderstorm during it
there are things
its may the better win
>>155164887everyone in the world is an american they just need to get a piece of paper
>>155164887ciryl gane is spiritually american
a man zahabi
>>155164440just how much MEAT will you enjoy during this historic event?
>>155164823Talmbout PigRoevWade?
>>155164817a good 40 to 70 total suggestions would be perfect so i think i will spread some out besides all 3 appearing would be a bit too unlikely
2 days until Gane fights.
>>155164865they are literal apes
2 days until Gane DIES
Micro clitty freak retard
>>155165079... on planet retard (population: You)
>>155160559>>155160599Ty
2 days until Ken Shamrock punches in the coordinates on the freedom gravitron and sends us back to 1993
gane is literally an evolved khalil bigger and smarter and tougher... he was made in a lab to embarrass pereira
Heil hokitt
The fact that Gane isn't in the p4p list goes to show you that whole list is nothing but a sham
We are the JustinsWe are the HighlightsWe are the heemers who bring it home for USASo let's start swangingThere's missiles we're launchingWe're heeming foreignersIt's true, we'll make a zone of deathJust you and me
Revolting camel toe tranny subhuman ginger freak
>gane is literally an evolved khalil
>>155164887Dana said there ok with staying all night if they have too
The Monster in the Mirror.
Jokes aside this is do or die for Gane. He’s been embarrassed twice for the belt, fouled himself out of a good performance then gets a chance at redemption against an 38 year old chubby LHW. Losing will condemn him to eternal bridesmaid status
the french were an important part of the revolutionary war effort it's literally the next best thing to an american if we're talmbout usa 250 relevance
>>155165244From the mind of mundalap pradeesh
>>155165195ohwhowhaoWHOAAAAOA WE REEAALIIIZE, THAT A GAAAANE MUST OVERRRCOOOOME FOR WEEE, STAND TOOOGETHER AS OOOOONE (AAASS OOOOOAAAAAWWWAEENE)
>>155165276old ass nigga
WEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
so is jelly roll going to be singing the anthem at this shit show or what
8 reasons why you should NOT watch UFC Freedom 250
Give him some meat!
erin
>>155165305I will be blasting master level logs out of my ancient and wizened hoop long after you've died of ass cancer from all the culo blasting you young niggas do so go fuck yourself and choke on some kool aid sardines
>>155165325doo finna be trying to sleep when the post fight fireworks going off
A smidgen of a lunar cycle until we enter the Gaethje era.
>>155165348You've been gooning over erdaddy again?
>>155165247Even if he wins he'll never be champion. He's a heartlet. He crumbles whenever there's adversity. Gane will never have a Silva vs Sonnen style comeback or a Jiri vs Glover back and forth war. When he's in control he's the best heavyweight in the world but under pressure he panics and starts doing dumb shit. He'll never be able to control a Francis Ngannou or Jon Jones or Tom Aspinall for 25 full minutes so he'll always be the bridesmaid to whichever generational talent is currently in the division.
I can all but guarantee that Gane is going to take Alex down and hammer fist the back of his head to a TKO victory.
>>155165425blanchfield, you sick freak
>>155165449You may as well sack up and guarantee it, no?
Can't wait to see 2 ginger subhumans get executed
>>155165477We don't sign our posts here
>>155165479I never offer guarantees until I've placed my bets.
>>155165477brother eww
gaethje and gane have both had 2 failed shots at the title
>>1551655223rd times the charm
>>155165517I'm afraid some people here like to simp on mid women because it's a more realistic fantasy, sadly
>>155165537don't they know about hoeflation?
>>155165441I think his performance against Tom was already starting to degenerate, the poke was from him flailing around in the pocket. He definitely won round 1 but he can’t seem to keep a lid on anyone good for more than a few minutes at a time.
>>155165517>>155165537queers
ilia insists upon himself
this octagon was meant to travel through time and space, but she's gone much farther than that
>>155165576Two large meat lovers pizzas for myself please
>>155165609with or without extra cheese
>>155165601GQ? gay queer magazine? wow ilia sure is a superstar
>>155165567>tom was going to win round two, I swear!
>>155165632Extra cheese for my uncircumcised penis please
>I think his performance against Tom was already starting to degenerate, the poke was from him flailing around in the pocket. He definitely won round 1 but he can’t seem to keep a lid on anyone good for more than a few minutes at a time.
>>155165636you don't like GQ magazine anymore?
>>155153663s o v l
>>155165637Not necessarily, Gane was losing control of the fight though. He’s not a cold calculated fouler like Jon, it’s actually something he does out of panic
Khamźat vs Dillon Danis this weekend. Khamzat being afraid of going home might be a story for another day
poor poor tomala
>>155165637Yes. Why do you think the eyepoke happened? Gane was sperging and sticking his arms out to keep Tom away.
>>155165672I think it was a gay magazine
>Gane was losing control of the fight though
>>155165677>>155165703yeh tom's rushing in strat was going to work in round two when he was more pieced up, more tired and more discouraged. the eyepoke was a blessing in disguise for tom.
>>155165707What's the real style magazine?
>Yes. Why do you think the eyepoke happened? Gane was sperging and sticking his arms out to keep Tom away.
We don't know, maybe Tom is the type of fighter who gets better after the 1st round and he was getting ready to go beast mode on Gane
the frangerian once said that if you leave a picture of someone under a knife besides an open window you doom them it's an old sand magick spell topuria is fucked basically
>>155165567Tom was looking at the clock 2 minutes into the fight, his nose was busted by a Gane jab which could let us know his cardio was only going to deteriorate further, he shot a takedown early and failed, all the data point towards a complete domination within 4 minutes by Gane,
Hokdaddy vs Gane is the fight I wanna see next regardless of results tomorrow.
>>155165731The pressure was getting to Gane at the end of the round, it’s what caused him to start waving his hand out at Tom instead of evading properly. Whether aspinall would’ve gassed before being able to ramp it up nobody knows for sure
>>155165735TAPOUT
does tom really think anyone wants to see him again mary wept
I want to see tom's wee pa reach into a woodchipper like it's filled with spaghetti
>>155165846If Tom retired now you’d have nothing to post about all day
Tom revved em?
>>155165828I got a hunch Hokkit will probably fight Tom next for the title, possibly in a short notice type fight, Gane will not go into another fight within 3 months, Hokkit will accept it on the other hand even if it's dangerous
>>155153663CAMACHOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155165875you seem perturbed
>>155165940Methinks thou art projecting
Thinking about Tom Aspinall blind ranks british foods
ORBLESS Tom takes on KIMCHI BUNG MUNCH CHALLENGE! :fire: :eggplant: :dildofire:
>>155165963turn it on pal
theyre saying gane has been fingering his own butthole
>>155164517would walgg to trugg and pin down those chubby arms whilst slamming my COCK into her wmma holes
>>155166056i heard eddie's got tom pants down in a pillory over in salford for only 5 pounds a man 10 if you go bareknuckle
let's go to Ollie Williams with the UFC Freedom 250 BlaccuWeather forecast:
yan is essentially gaethje
>>155166218you are essentially monke
>>155154850>You can't escape the storm, Justin... SOON
jan blanchowitz is essentially petr yan who is essentially yan xiaonan
The elite striking of Bo Nickal
>>155166251caggie joke
>>155164696cope
Gane is in the theory and in practice Yan
just when it looks like it's going to be over gayche will kick over a traffic cone revealing a roast turkey and eat it then heem ilia
>>155164821kids got heart b
Boniger
el mamador
>>155165537juggernaughting a girl is actually based, i do it because i'm a fairly attractive guy who is 6'4", having some mid-tier skinny girl do ABSOLUTELY anything is much better imo
uh guys?,,, there is a ufc freedom 250 press conference in under 2 hours... i don't think now is the time to be goofing around
Justin would probably eat ass
let me try spammy's meat
>>155166404Yeah. Of a woman?
>>155166413of a trans woman yes
>>155166218
>>155166310joke?
>>155165380Focus that energy on pondering a gane era instead, playa!Playa!
>>155164886
>>155166469I hate this faggot so god damn much
>>155166428more fighters should do this
>>155166487then youre a jewish retard, not signing my post.
did you guys see tony try arman's meat at the faceoff?
>>155166469
>>155166542not anon but you guys are overdoing it antisemitism is supposed to be niche
>>155166639its 2 fighters on the entire roster, the definition of niche.
need for sneed most wanted
>>155166665b have you heard of muslims
>>155166633
apparently he hasn't
>>155166691
>>155166639>antisemitism is supposed to be nicheSays who, faggot? You? You're a nobody. Little bitch.
it's his turn
>>155166812enjoy your antizionist march with all the purple haired old women and minorities I'll be grilling while filling your ebt card
Gæthje is essentially Yan. Few will understand this.
Gerthke
>>155166469Strickland is a coward with no real morals. Just like the first time Trump flipped him onto his side instantly by shaking his hand after he won the title, if he were invited and he got another shake, he would be team Trump again.He's only going scorched earth because he was denied back into the group. Like a scorned woman or any crony politician, Sean is no different.
>>155166665Only out of the western ones. Every Muslim and most third world fighters will think the same shit except Brazilians who are ultra Zionist for some reason
>>155166902>you're over doing it>some of the third world fighters think about it!!!Just stop.
Strickdaddy's got these jewish piglets squealin
>>155166902Most Muslim fighters except –Fiziev being the exception– rep the Gulf States which are Israel proxies in the Middle East. Iran bombed the fuck out of them a few months ago.
the fact is we never got our get back for the hostages iran took back in the day and they have been talking shit for the fifty years since this was long overdue and it's only getting the ordered-by-israel slant because it's politically convenient people also hilarious post here >>155166988 yeah all the other muslims don't like iran because they're a bunch of assholes same reason none of the neighbor nations wanted palestinian refugees they're terrorist assholes open your eyes bappa
Does Aiman Zahabi get it done?
>>155166938I didn’t say that. Who are you arguing with?>>155166988Qatar and UAE do backroom deals with Israel but the populations of those countries are not exactly Jew friendly. It’s more about Sunni vs Shia beef that they hate Iran
>>155167082>I can't follow a comment chainheem yourself retard
Does Sean Omalley jerk off to the thought of pereiras big bunda bouncing up and down?
>>I can't follow a comment chain
>>155167096Take some deep breaths bro you’re getting angry at 4chan
>>155167113underrated
>>155167043I’m just saying that you can’t flight for the UFC (a Jew owned product) and be antisemitic, b. There’s an obvious contradiction in that, no matter how much vitriol a fighter spews on xitter.
accuweather just straight up saying the event is fucked
>>155167172that's a fair point sean has even made a vid apologizing for his posts claiming they're misinterpreted
>>155153663Someone show the clip of jan hitting alex with those lazy hooks lol
Jean Silva vs Aaron Pico Apex main event September 19
>>155167187then we will fight in the shade
rumor has it theyre scrapping the whitehouse card and everyones going to the apex instead
>>155167187But what if Trump cracks out his sharpie and draws a new weather map (again)??Ehhh???
>could have had the fight in good weather on Saturday night>Trump made the event on his birthday and there will be thunderstormscosmic justice
>>155167187Even the weather is compressing to welcome the Gaethje era.
Going fast makes me feel aliveMy heart beats in hyper driveDo you think you can win?Only if I loseJust let destiny choose
Outdoor fights are just dumb. Why risk the weather?
Justin Gerhardje
>>155167187>outdoor fight in a lightning stormHOLY FUCKING KINO!!!!!
Dicey dicey
>>155167333If it rains, they should just run everyone over to the capitol building. Everyone is welcome there yah?
White HouseBlack Heart
When the fights go on and there's no rain or any issues are you going to apologize for being a frantic woman all week? No? Okay, so kill yourself.
>>155167187Post >yfw a flash of lightning hits Dana, vaporizing him instantly.
this hits bruh
what if a bird shits on gaethje while he's knocked out
>>155167359
>>155167512deebo lookin ahhhhh
>>155167377hes just a baby...
>>155167505>>155167533what a miserab
Dana White Dana BlackDana BlueDana Red Dana PurpleDana GreenDana YellowDana GrayDana PinkDana OrangeDana Brown
OneFC and Chatri's Forbes articles. Wateva happinned dare?
did guru just say clitia?
Miserab Dvalishvilli.
If it rains they can just have the fights in the ballroom.
oh look it's a latina soaking at the sight of colby>https://x.com/RealLindellTV/status/2065539640086450441
If it rains why dont they just put on a jacket?
>>155166218this is an old one !
>>155166218You stole this from sneed
>Justin Gaethje responded to Sean Strickland:"Sean [Strickland] calls everybody a pedophile, talks so much sh*t, says crazy racist things to Kash Patel, and then he wants an invite.How are you so smart that you know the geopolitics of the world, but you're not smart enough to know if you call people pedophiles, they're not gonna invite you to the f*cking fight."(via @dc_mma)GARTH ARMYhow we feeling about this one
>>155168259Epic
>>155168259
>>155168259gaethje is so earnestly stupid that he thinks it takes a genius to figure out that trump is a pedo
>>155168259Honestly? respect.
>>155168259BEASTpuria can't knock this retard out soon enough
Say what you want about me. But leave Kash Patel the FUCK alone.
Kash is doing good work and Strickland has the mental maturity of a 13 year who just started browsing /pol/. That pillow tapping faggot needs to catch a vicious beating.
press conference got cancelled because of weather lmao
Is Gane a dirty fighter? Does he cheat too much?
>>155168609I see that it got pushed back, not canceledhttps://x.com/i/status/2065578293642895596
>>155168625Gane calculates and mirrors the opponents' weaknesses
>>155168679bro can u just please tell me who is likely going to win so I can gamble my food money into restaurant
>>155168467LEVELS
>>155168748Nah don't gamble
>>155168819THANKS FOR THE HELP
>>155168467Why is he dressed like he wants to join the Village People
>>155168851Gane by super boring decision. Everyone cites gane getting dropped by tai forgetting the mechanics of smaller man vs taller man and how tai spent 2 rounds trying to set up that punch only for gane to immediately abandon lean back defense and tai couldn't get outside foot position after that...Showing gane's ability to adjust on the fly..Meanwhile alex...
kek soccerfags are so fucking mad trump snubbed them for this
>>155168679Izzy's landed, Gane's was blocked off the shoulder
>>155168259Kek
>>155167187>one hour of rain It’s fine, it will just start later
gane is beloved by pakis everywhere
>>155168925He should have went
saar alex pls do the needful on sunday
>>155168903Thanks for the insight anon.Im new to the UFC but since WWE keeps shitting the bed, I need a new show to look forward to.A little money on the line just helps me get engaged and with your intel mayhaps I would pick the right champion to fight for the glory of my purse.At first glance Gane seemed like a can, and Alex the rising star, but the more I learn the less I know
>>155168927black beast has better defense than pereira and gane still heemed him? wow
>>155169133Well the funny thing is..Everyone says "lol look gane got dropped by Tai!" but then you look at Alex...He gets rocked and knocked out by izzy, once in their first match then knocked out the second...Blitzed by Jan eating 4 punch combos for free...Rocked and hurt by Jiri, stung by THE jamahawl hill...Blitzed by Khalil eating combos and wobbbled...Getting dropped by Ankalaev...And when you make fun of gane you have...uh...one clip? Or his loss to THE jon jones?...
if this piece of shit card gets cancelled i might die laughing
>>155169133Dont be misled. Gane has become an meme hear. Gane always chokes and loses during huge fights, look at his tecord. The Gane memers are lying to you, they post that he wins even when he losses. Im teling you in good faith Gane will lose by KO
>>155169145No, Izzy's was accurate. Gane threw a sloppy haymaker.
>>155169210Either way its going to be an interesting fight since the odds are basically 50/50>>155169042>Gane has become an meme hear>hearSure I can believe that, but according to this post >>155169042 youre just a fanboy of that other guy so idk chief
>>155169133gane deniers convince themselves via psychosis that gane sucks, and that they are the unironic ones, when in reality gane is the best striker in mma heavyweight history. they almost snapped out of it after seeing him expose aspinall but sadly tom quit via fear. pereira is simply not that good and only has a puncher's chance.
>>155169391Sell your left ball and bet on steve garcia
>>155168679Gane was essentially heemed by tuivasa
It's true, /heem/ is the only place where people boy Gane
gane is going to wrestle lmao pussy bitch
If Alex fights Gane the same way he fought Ankalaev last time he wins. Of this I am certain. He will lose a technical kickboxing match. He needs to be aggressive and make Gane nervous. It's either Alex by KO or Gane 50-45.
>>155162064stop watching porn stop masturbating
>>155169391
if this card still happened, i wonder if it would receive as much criticism if kamala or biden was the current president instead of trump>>155169554as if gane doesn't have the footwork skills to avoid poatan's aggressioni think gane wins only if he checks/avoids the calf kicks
the ufc white house press conference begins shortly!!! you won't want to miss this one!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ory8b19pTQM
https://youtu.be/Ory8b19pTQMit's live
>>155166469he wasn t saying this shit when he thought he was invited to the white house
>>155169535is he stealing toms gameplan? smart
boy ganegoy baneform your own conclusions
>>155169746grappling is tom's base
RIP JOE ROGAN
>storm warningthe skies are celebrating with us
SOMEONE GET A WEBM OF THAT LIGHTNING NOW
PRESS CONFERENCE IS LIVETHEY'RE STALLING FOR TIME LMAOOOOOO
they're gonna use jewish technology to clear the weather
gane standing at the top of the washington monument shaping the lightning with bending
"fighting" in the rain is a lover's quarrel
there he is, justin goythje
damn bro the atmosphere at the press conference was so electric that they postponed it? respect.
there is a terrorist in the crowd
>>155170124his name is josh hokit
Nice sparkles Chama
>>155169554But that's how EVERYONE tries to fight Gane, they pressure, move forward, get super aggressive, I mean francis did that EXACT thing and so did tom and Gane put on a MASTERWORK on them.Francis Ngannou became Francis Nurmogomedov just to get an advantage. You put alex in front of francis and he dies on the first blitz. There is ZERO pressure Alex can do that will be scarier than Francis or Tom
Gane never checks leg kicks
DC being so close to the Lincoln memorial is one of those things that seem innocuous but fills me with rage.
gane dressed like a faggot
>>155169654>as if gane doesn't have the footwork skillsYou're mistaking technically sound footwork with effective footwork. Gane is quick on his feet but so is Adesanya. Alex was still able to pin him up against the fence for 5 rounds straight because he's a good ring general. He knows what weapons to use and when to use them to position his opponent where he wants them.
>>155169535Yeah Gane will grapple, there is no shame in it, it proves that he is no longer just another Muay thai guy with TDD but a full fledged martial artist
Gane is the only fighter who can put on masterclasses in all his title fights without actually winning any of them
Ayo fuck Abraham "goyim" lincoln
>>155170426i simply assume gane has the ability to not get cornered, we will see
justin looks normal. already the best fit in the building
It's really funny to me that everyone says Alex's best chance of winning is to attack a guy who's entire career was spent dealing with pressure touch of death fighters by pressuring him with their touch of death MORE than everyone else did!!You can do it alex! Just do what everyone else tried to do!!...BUT MORE!! It'll work this time guys I swear!
>>155170571lincoln is based bro he went like 300 and 1 in his wrestling career
gaethje swag
>>155170406he's french it's chic
>>155170698i know their skills are vastly different but if ngannou failed to KO gane then i'm not confident pereira will be able to eitherit's 100% dependent on pereira's calf kicks
>>155170703george washington would have simply shot him while he slept
>>155170317Ngannou attacks in a straight line. He has no clue how to crowd his opponent without chasing after them. Look at how Jones fought Gane on the feet. He went strike for strike at a high pace and it overwhelmed Gane into making a dumb mistake. Pereira can easily do the same.
is josh hokit white
between ariel and aiemann, as far as mma fans can tell canadians just look like that
Are we pretending ngannou wasn’t hobbling around on shot knees when he fought Gane (and still won)
>>155170703he taught a lot in Dagestan, where'd you think they got the beard idea from??
>>155170914Yea some real hobbled knees that he used to leg sweep gane from a bottom position lol
>>155170914knees was never even a weapon he utilized
dc is a disgusting drunk
>>155170974Gane is just that shit at grappling
>>155170854Volkov, tom, sergei, derrick, rosenstruik, literally EVERYONE gane fought ALL tried to do the same shit, even in muay thai, everyone did the whole "I'll calf kick and corner him!" and yet...Infinite title shots!
>>155170949
>>155170914heeminder gane's retard coach thought it was a trick and told him not to kick l;mfao
>>155171046this is also my sentimentalso gane has the size advantage, pereira has never fought anybody larger than him in the ufc
>>155170808Francis was injured, and he wasn't known for being especially technical. He was basically the Wilder of MMA. Pereira is leagues above him in skill and experience
>>155171046You now remember Cyril Gane vs Sergei Pavlovich
>>155171116Yeah, alex gets tagged by slower, weaker fighters like jan, khalil, jamalhill, jiri. fighters that wouldn't touch gane. Alex had such success because he was a heavyweight build who cut to 185. He was always the bigger guy who used his weight and power..Everyone says "but look at how he entered the matrix against khalil!...after 4 rounds and khalil was exhausted..." meanwhile gane enters the fight already there...
DCs fat ass is sweating like crazy
>>155171239Having to take 4 rounds to tko rountree is so bad desu rountree is not good
>colby name droppedretired less than a month still in they mouth
this is boring
>>155171386but they're at the white house bro
>>155171205spivac, anon there are more than one sir gay
>>155171311t.
>>155171205i've never seen a fight more memoryholed
>>155171046Bro what the hell are you talking about? When did Lewis try to pressure Gane? He just stood there at range and got beat up.
....
I wanna face fuck miss reporter lady
>>155171607gane's positioning prevented lewis from pressuring, walk forward = eat a shotlewis didn't have the ability to negate this>>155171662relax
>>155171607Lewis LOOKED like he was standing still because Gane was just THAT much faster. Geez so many fucking casuals in the chat
>america is a melting potbooooo! hope fiego kills this doo
I'd say I can't wait for Gane to lose, but you faggots aren't even fans of Gane so you'll just keep shitposting about how losing was some high IQ move because you're unfunny faggots with no originality
>>155153663New thread when
>>155171758He didn’t try. Literally backed up to the cage and swung one overhand per round Tai Tuivasa, who also sucks, actually tried pressure and had some success
>>155169691>ron perlmanlmao what a fucking hyporcrite.
seeing jones projected onto the white house is absurd
whether you like it or not, history is about to be made in a pragmatic sense
>>155171942Tai spent 2 rounds trying to set up that shot, and only got it because he won outside foot battle and despite that gane took it, adjusted, stopped leaning back, changed how he went at tai, and made it so he couldn't lose the outside battle again, you don't even watch mma lol.Everyone cites this not realizing the only reason it worked is because tai was shorter so gane much like alex defaulted to lean back defending. Which gane doesn't really do against fighters his size. Unless alex shrinks another few inches and becomes a deep in step fighter he's not suddenly throwing overhands
corny af
>>155172124niggas not even on the card
>>155171918and yet, after gane wins, it will be you crafting delusional copes!
ts based af
this is the niggerest shit of all time
Gane looking based in leather Pereira looking like hes about to bottom in his sparkles
>with an historic weekendwho let canada on the mic
>>155172240glad i stopped watcching already
>>155172373>>155172373>>155172373>>155172373>>155172373>>155172373
Garcia has a Hap?
>>155172220If someone said that Alex was going to turn into a fat abo and only throw over hands then you sure showed them I guess
