He's going to sabotage Portugal, isn't he.
>>155154139Why does Cristiano look like he has something stuck in his asshole? Not hating just noticed that, he moves like he is afraid of his butt plug falling
Ronaldo = eastern bloc brutalism architectureMessi = classical greek architecture
>>155154188He has severe injuries from over use. His body is falling apart. You'll understand when you're 40 and get out of bed
>>155154349Wasn't he bragging that he's like 28 years old in 'biological age' or some sort of nonsense like that?
>>155154139sabotage would imply he's doing it on purposeno, he's just an old man who's lost almost all of his ability but still has the ego of when he was in his primehe will cause portugal to lose, no doubt about that. but it's not sabotage
>>155154139messi is the epitome of making it look easy
>>155154139Can't even do a normal shoulder-to-shoulder these days without it being called a foul. Game's gone.
>>155154139It’s only natural that the player with the greatest natural ability basically, the one with the most innate talent would reach the end of his career in better form.Cristiano Ronaldo was one of the greatest athletes, but he was very dependent on his own physical condition.
>>155154461nope
>>155157714yup
>>155156693This is it.
any normal country would see penaldo has no legs anymore and would stop calling him,poortugal is not a normal country tho
>>155154139https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC6pmtUxe0o
>>155156693people underestimate luck, fortune and ''destiny'' though, to be that much lower of god given talent yet still in the same conversation for 15 years of the guy who maxxed it all is not to be taken lightly. i wouldn't put it past the gods to gift him the same prize after a carryjob of all carryjobs with bicycle goal against host canada in semis and 2 offside header goals in the finals to still be arguing about this nonsense 30 years from now
>>155159374damn
>>155158009they just keep finding new ways to lift his balls, i'm sure at this point he knows it
>>155154461Yeah
>>155165444
>>155159374you're right. povertytina is better!
>>155154139Manlet thread
>>155154139Soulless vs sovl*
>>155154188>>155154349Cristiano has always been remarkably stiff, even at his prime. He's always been called "concrete waist" and variations of that over here because of how funny he looked. The difference is that now that he's lost his reflexes, agility, pace and acceleration it just becomes too much to ignore.
>>155159374If we were not crazy enough to throw ourselves at the sea with some rickity boats and the belief in Jesus your shithole would've stayed undiscovered now wouldn't it
>>155154139absolutely
>>155165982>Concrete mastThis would translate to Caralho de Cimento here. Correctly
>>155159374You of any country should be understandabl of having a FA that is extremely corrupt, filled with incompetent ass kissers.
>>155154139>>155154263>>155158009>>155156693how old do you have to be to care about this boomer slop
>>155156693CR was told he'd never make it as a footballer.Messi was always told he'd be the greatest.The psychology of the two couldn't be more different.
>>155165524manlets and oldheads
>>155154139The OG is R9 not Messhit
>>155154461Biological age is a meme, it’s not real. Only aura is real, you can have youthful aura and therefore be eternally youthful, but muh science body preservation is snake oil
>>155166028Based. Shame you guys gave into the commies and relinquished (and doomed) Africa.
>>155154139messi is doped
>>155166185>>155166185Sorry brother we tried to help you guys and Rhodesia but what the fuck. Do you know about the Boer and Rhodesian diaspora in Portugal? I was taught English mostly by Rhodesians since childhood who would tell me stories of the genocide and how they had to run away from Mugabe. We and you guys were the only people that never betrayed the Rhodesians at any cost.
>>155166736>fights against the whole Worldkek based
>>155166058Cintura, amigo. Estás a imaginar caralhos.
>>155166973Caralho é o masto mais comprido da Nau irmão. Tenho quase a certeza que primeiro foi isso e depois é passou a ser o que agora é um Caralho que ambos temos mas não temos Nau.
>>155166862https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUZR_SQ47gand it endedd in a stalemate
>>155167104wtf why were we there, we had ACKED the commies early that year and set up a military dictatorship
>>155167005But I said concrete waist, not concrete mast.
>>155167237ahhh sorry I misread I misread caralho. Apologies.
>>155167191yeah it was the Vargas regime right, you actually stand out like a sore thumb on that list because the rest is retarded commie bugpeople
>>155167237>>155167482I'm reading I was wrong you guys had a tubulent period in the 19th century apparently. Man your biggest enemy was always yourselves wasn't it. Ousting D. Pedro II of Brazil was already insanity the guy was a giga genious pholopher emperor and you just dethrone him because why
>>155167482>it was the Vargas regime rightno
>>155167191iirc it was just diplomatic signaling. We didn't actually do anything.And it was already a consensus back then both between Itamaraty and the military that supporting African nations would be in our best interest. This is mostly obscure outside of diplomatic and defence circles but Brazil spent decades building strong ties with Africa as an effort to become a leader figure in the South Atlantic. Stuff like ZOPACAS, the Brazilian lobby to add South Africa into BRICS and Brazil essentially founding, equipping and training the Namibian navy are all parts of this.
>>155165982>Cristiano has always been remarkably stiffEspecially when he judges boys underwear competitions
>>155166141thiscame from a island out of nowhere, closer to africa than portugalalcholic fathertold skinny to everyone in his suroundsprofessors telling he would neve made money with soccerheart surgery at 15and i have to hear comparsions between homone kid and him
>>155168097If Savimbi wins the Angolan civil war after we left to play with flowers it would've been a good move by Brazil. Sadly that was not what happened and Angola became a commie corrupt shithole. It is almost hilarious how everything everywhere went to shit immediately after we left especially in East Timor. No one in the entire world thought of the consequences of places that were objectively Portuguese just randomly being given independance. I am not sure if Timor acrually wanted independence or not because a lot of people in Timor had predicted exactly what happened, the instant invasion by Indonesia and genocide of the Timorense
>>155168462>am not sure if Timor acrually wanted independence or notCabinda didn't and they still hate Angola to this day. Unfortunately for them, Angola's entire economy consists robbing Cabinda's oil money so it's worth investing in military presence and death squads to suppress dissidents.
>>155167547>Ousting D. Pedro II of Brazil was already insanity the guy was a giga genious pholopher emperor and you just dethrone him because whyHe wasn't that great. He was well educated but the country was still 82% illiterate, industrialization almost non-existent, land divided in vast unproductive tracts concentrated in the hands of few and he perpetuated that when his advisors drafted this law and he signed it: https://www12.senado.leg.br/noticias/especiais/arquivo-s/ha-170-anos-lei-de-terras-desprezou-camponeses-e-oficializou-apoio-do-brasil-aos-latifundiosThis part of the article about the land tax idea in the original project foreshadows to you who really dethroned the monarchy btw>— Those who are not farmers and who live off the income of farmers think that they are happy. But those who are farmers experience the weight of misfortunes on their shoulders and at the end of the year, after employing 90 or 100 slaves in the fields, collect an amount that is barely enough to support their family. This man knows what life is like. Legislators, do you want to increase the affliction of the afflicted, you who have never experienced need? This tax is not only unjust, but extremely unjust, because it burdens a class that cannot bear it.>He left a subtle threat to the imperial government hanging in the air:>— Is this how you want to oppress the farmers, who are the true pillars of the Monarchy? Remember, gentlemen, that the beast bears the load, but the overload shakes it.(translated to avoid ban)
>>155154263lmao
