Lets be real here, we're the protags of this WC as always. Everyone is waiting for us.
>>155154259I kneel to our bonglords, masters of /sp/
>>155154285we love our huebros too
>>155154259I live in dread of the Harry Kane 82'(p)
>>155154259You might be the main character but you're not the hero.
>>155154259Where the fuck is Rooney?
>>155154259I thought you couldn't even get on 4chan without a license
>>155154259I can't wait for Kane to retire and for us to drop out of the top 10 nations, sick of the normie hype every tournament
>>155154259People are more excited about our group game against Croatia then they were for Messi winning the trophy.>>155154285Brother
It's weird for a protagonist to more often than not die halfway into the movie, even earlier, or not appear at all, thoughbeit.
we’ll lose to croatia on wednesday
>>155154259We're the villain main character of the show. Everyone will pull a reddit Avengers Assemble against us while knowing the show can't exist without us.
>>155155033Goku dies many times
>>155155190They're weaker than in 2018, while we are stronger.So yes, we are absolutely going ti lose to them.
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>>155154337p e r f i d i o u s
anyone here knows if marrying an english rose will make it easier for me to get australian citizenship?
We're going to finish second in the group then be humbled by Spain it's already written in the stars.>>155155519
traditional protagonists of WC:>Brazil>Argentina>Germany>ItalyNu-protagonists of WC:>Spain>FranceSupporting cast:>Netherlands>England (Yamcha)>Portugal>Uruguay
Argentina are the hero faction and Julian Alvarez is the protagonist of world football, with Cholo and Messi acting as his senseis.
>>155155624Good list except England are Mr Satan- they have a world cup win but only got it due to rigging.
>>155155651This is acceptable
>>155155033
>>155155676good point
>>155155339goku wins many times too though...
>>155155739this man never truly died
>>155155815IT'S
>>155154259>Everyone is waiting for us.yeah you're one of the minority of teams I'm actually interested in watching.now that you dont have southgate i wonder if youll stop choking so badly
>>155155815Brazil is Goku. Argentina is Vegeta. Germany is Jiren. Spain are Freiza. France is Trunks. Netherlands is Master Roshi. England is Mr. Satan. Uruguay is Buu.
>>155156135And Italy is Piccolo- strong in the early series, only to become completely irrelevant the longer it goes on.
>>155154259I will hatewatch your game
>>155156135WRONG. England created the game so they are Roshi.
>>155156171FIFA actually recognizes China as the creators of the game.
>>155156135Latinxs of spee, why are all the names in this show so stupid sounding? Trunks? That’s not a name, it’s what you call a swimsuit
>>155154259>Finally free of the shackles of the eternal Jock.If only temporarily.
>>155154259nobody cares about englel it's all about Portugal, Argentina and Brazil
>>155155624England, Switzerland, Portugal and Netherlands are the protagonists boomer
>>155156229Goku's real name is kakarot aka carrot and Vegeta is named after Vegetables. Freiza is named after freezers because he kills Vegetas. Bulma probably means panties or something and one girl is even named Briefs.
>>155156229Half the characters are unironically named after vegetables. Dragon Ball was not meant to be a serious manga.
>>155156135In traditional South American lore, England is Frieza.
>>155156309Yes I just looked it up, Bulma means bloomers in Japanese.>>155156278Portugal are like Yamcha, they think they're the MC, but always die stupidly.
Is the team still kneeling every fucking game?
>>155154259you are the root of most problems in the modern world fuck off
>>155156383Holy faggotryKWAB
>>155154259Sorry, portugal already bought it just like argentina did last one, its never coming home
>>155154259>it's coming home
fellow /rig/ bros where we at?
>>155155297FUCKIN' LIECHTENSTEIN
>>155156203China belongs to Japan
>>155154259not really, I'd say more people want to see france, spain, argentina, brazil and usa, then england
>>155154259Then pray tell, if you're the protags as you claim, why didn't you win anything since the only WC you hosted, especially since between basically 1996 and 2008 you had so many great players?
>>155164002Because we're tragic heroes and the WC is a grimdark (literally) story
I'm hoping it's finally coming home for you guys.
>>155156203FIFA is retarded ABE faggots
gott strafe england
>>155155624this is the only legit list.desu the only main character is germany because we have the most valuable viewership.
England are the protagswhich makes it funniest when they bottle it every time
>>155156203oh where in China is IFAB located then?
>>155154259I forgot you were in the WC
>>155156135None of this matches up at all except maybe Argentina being Vegeta.
>>155165082England being Mr.Satan matches
>>155165157Why would you be Trunks? You've been virtually dead as a country for decades now. We are obviously Frieza, even the latin americans say it. You are Krillan, fucking dogshit weak but likeable
>>155165217We’re Mr.Popo
>>155156135latin hands wrote thisI know cause I couldnt agree more
>>155156203name one good thing FIFA made in the last 30 years
>>155154259only won 1 world cup btw
>>155164870You're tragic heroes (Byronian, dare I say?) when it comes to NT, but you clubs at least did great things un European club competitions. I still like how MU fucked up Bayern in 1999 or that Liverpool-Alaves UEFA Cup final in 2001. [spoiler]Fuck you for Liverpool in Istanbul 2005, though, I am still mad.[/spoiler].For a long time, France was a tragic hero NT-wise. To think the Platini generation only won Euro 1984 because of the krauts, still leave sme speechless, especially when they had a better roster than the Zidane gen. But they lacked the mental fortitude/ iron will, and without it, you're most likely doomed to fail.
>>155156203HAHAHHAHAHHAH how childish. FIFA really hates England.
>>155154259will you kneecuck for blm this time as well?
brother
At my office everyone talks about football all day and no one has mentioned england at all. It's like they don't even exist.
>>155156203Football was being played in England for decades before FIFA existed. FIFA have a massive inferiority complex towards England because it undermines their position as the global governor of the sport.
>>155166000I hope they do and get booed
>>155166167England publicly sided with UEFA over FIFA and ever since they've been seething about it. This is why England hasn't hosted another World Cup. Despite having by far the best bid in 2018.
>>155166000Your best player is a Somalian named Isak
I'm going to London in august which pub must I go bongbros?
>>155166238try the Lemon Tree, it's near Trafalgar Square.
>>155166238Just carry a Jeet Ceremonial knife with you at all times and you'll be alright
>>155166167Chyna created the sport in the 1300s m8
>>155165217Trunks always comes in with huge expectations, aura farms early, then fails to deliver on potential and flops out when it matters most.Brolly is also a good Netherlands comparison. Maybe France is Gohan.
>>155165398England is Victor Frankenstein. Argentina is Frankenstein's monster.
