WOOHOO kill those muttsI literally know nothing about your country but if you win this I'll love youAlso if you're a mutt player with a sense of decency to shoot your own goal or to play badly I'll love you too
I thought paraguay was above brazil. Thats how irrelevant they are.
They are known for being nuch cheaper than Brazil, but not anymore
for me it's Paraguay Premium
We got u polebro
>>155167055So much hate. OP is a chud faggot
>>155167080You mean north of Brazil, above Brazil is the sky
>>155167080They were right below us but only barely so. We were tied in points but Brazil had a slightly more positive goal draft.
>>155167055Are they italian?
>>155167224You're thinking of UruguayParaguay is the only country in the americas that speaks the ancestral language of the native Guarani people, the Tupi. They are known for their tradicional dancing while balancing multiple bottles on their heads and for having forced miscegenation between the spaniards and the natives enshire in law after we genocided them for invading Brazil in their way to help in Uruguay's civil war.
>>155167737>forced miscegenation between the spaniards and the natives enshire in law after we genocided them for invading Brazil in their way to help in Uruguay's civil war.what?
>>155167055S-stop ;_;
>>155167080why are amerisharts always proud of being dumb?
>>155167055It's a paracountry.
>>155167055>I literally know nothing about your countryHalf of them live here
>>155167840look up the Paraguayan War. We killed 80~90% of their male population.
>>155167055parking the bus and then scoring at 80, come on paragay!
>>155167055I must support my fellow ConCACAf bro and co-host so let's fucking go USA
>>155168089>After the war, an 1871 census recorded 221,079 inhabitants, of which 106,254 were women, 28,746 were men, and 86,079 were childrena ratio... of ten women to each man
>>155167965Because Freedom.
>>155167170Alright, you smartass
>>155167170Nah, above Brazil you have niggerhell, then normal hell, then earth and finaly the sky
>>155167055Hello Singapore :)
>>155167055most interesting fact about Paraguay is that it's a fully Spanish Guarani bilingual country. The only place of the Americas where everybody speaks the local native language, even if they are mestizos or white.
Reminder that all Paraguayans are cousins.>The War of the Triple Alliance (1864–1870) pitted Paraguay against Brazil, Argentina, and Uruguay and resulted in a demographic catastrophe, with Paraguay estimated to have lost 70% of its population
LGTSS>OP
kek
fuck you op
>>155167055Lol. Lmao
I think in a triple alliance scenario I would simply join the triple alliance
>THE WARSAW GHETTO OF OP
>>155168521So they all had harems after? Kinda based tbqh
>>155167055This plumber is going to remember this match for the rest of his life lol
>>155167055Dude, why would you as a Polack hate the US? We've sold you so many toys to kill Russians with you would think we might be friends. Paraguay isn't going to help you kill Ruzzians. Americans will. A win for America is a loss for Ruzzia
>>155169988>>155168089We should have split up Paraguay desu, we already share a border between Misiones in Argentina and Parana in Brazil.
I will keep this thread alive for the entire duration of the World Cup
>>155181463>t.
i wish i could be with the people of paraguay in these trying times
>>155181746yah I don't get it.
>>155170068basically turned the lives of the few chicos that survived into an isekai harem manga>1-100 male to female ratio sugoi!>are you a baka enough dude to survive?