WHO'S READY FOR RYAN WEATERS PERFECT GAME IN TORONTO
>>155167778previous thread, retard >>155144311
FAGGOTkees kek!
KIRKY
That's my captain :)
Kirk is offensively fat. It makes me irrationally upset.
25 MORE OUTS UNTIL A RYAN WEATHERS QUALITY START!
BEAM ME UP KIRK
>>155167778CAPTAIN KIRRRRRRRRRK
Yankees need to get better pitchers who can get Kirk out. Who owns Kirk?
>>155167848FUCK YOUR PREVIOUS THREADTHIS ONE'S FOR THE BASED YANKEES
>>155167848retard
now that kirkie is back, we may never lose another game
let's go let's go it's hot today
It's the wildcard all over again kek
SMOKAMOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WITH A FUCKING MOONSHOT INTO THE 500 LEVEL
Holy shit I ain't seen a bomb like that since nagasaki
25 MORE OUTS UNTIL A RYAN WEATHERS DECENTISH START!
The Blue Jays can only beat the Yankees, but nobody else.
someone please tell Stephen Nelson that changing his accent for the Asian players names is cringe as fuck and unnecessary
jesus christ he murdered the shit out of that ball
canada choked against bosnia and the world series btw
>>155167993ALDS*
SEE. YOU. L A T E R.
stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!
>>155168035How did Canada choked? They salvaged a point.
>>155168019you do it, I'm busy.
someone make a real thread
it's over
We need a real thread now more than ever
>>155168085they missed like 2 easy shots and were favored had control of most of the games
>sasucky
BAZZANA SHOWING WHAT AUSSIES DO ON THE GRASS
>Kirk 245lbs at 5-8
This game is an automatic loss but Sosucki could atleast do better
>>155168107we still got it we still got it
real nu>>155168164>>155168164>>155168164
A black, non-Caribbean, catcher? I've seen it all.
>>155168006It's still a quality start (3 ER, 6.0 IP), retard.
choke jays kek
>>155168175>he made his own nu 11 minutes later
>>155168209it's a cerebral position
>yeshitterlmaoooo
PRRRTTTTTTTT
Yesavage is on pace to walk 18 batters
can 'em...
>yeshitter velo topping out at 96 its over
Trey no!!!
>>155167778My pirates ):
Yeshitter to the bullpen
>>155168257this inning?
THIS....is what won the AL pennant last year? Top fucking kek
Yesavage was kino to watch in the World Series.Man this kid is awful
Nosavage was always a bullpen arm >weird release point>1 good pitch>high velo
Would you rather have Springer or Yesavage's hair?
>Ben Rice is on deck
>>155168333what did I mean by this?
>Ben Rice is in the on deck circle
white sox broadcast is straight up ass. they're not even focusing on the game.
>>155168333woah....
how's judge's thoracic outlet syndrome coming along?
NOBLETIGER Watch for the Dogs in the Sooth Side
>>155168333Mods!
21 MORE OUTS UNTIL YESAVAGE 5.1 IP 2ERA!
>>155168333
You know, I didn't think our SP was bad. But it's really fucking bad. Maybe the only good, okay one is Buehler and Vasquez. Man, idk lol we might miss the playoffs. I can maybe see us doing a wildcard one and done like last year. Everything looking grim honestly.
>>155168333>faggotception
he fucken slipped
>first game without ohtani>commentary goes off their glazing script and start doing radio interviews>completely ignores espinal
>>155168393>5 innings>walking the bases loaded in the secondyou’re getting 4 max before varland and hoffman blow the game
>>155168333the truth is out there
>here lies stankeedoos>they never scoreddot jaypeg
3.2 MORE INNINGS UNTIL RYAN WEATHERS’ QUALITY START
>Anthony GayLOL
>>155168333333 is the trinity of trinities
>Chuckie hard sticking with the buntgood job from the emergency call
White Sox >pitching
Is his name actually Anthony Gay?
Pages you bum
stinkeepoopoos kek
Weathers couldn't start for the Rockies
>choke jays
Springer dinger!
>thread wars during world cupwell this game is over, im going to watch the us paraguay match
phillies hitters have no fucking idea what to do right now
Alright a good old fashioned stankees stomp may get our season back on track
>>155168620kwab lmao
>blow a 5-0 lead>call yourselves defending AL Champstop kek
>lossing to the blow gays
Yankees need to get better players. These are all AAA caliber players.
Freddie you bum
stankees are still sub-.500 against good teams
>blowing a 5-0 leadkek blowgays
Yankees should tank for the draft
>soccer at a baseball gameWhat the fuck is wrong with canadians
Aren’t the Yankees the best AL team? Who’s gonna represent the AL in the WS when we know the NL is gonna be either the dodgers or braves?
>kek blowgaze
>>155168729There was a game in Toronto today if you weren't aware
>Misiorowski v. Painter
>>155168751she cute
>>155168755Tampa
>>155168759As a matter of fact I wasn't. Nevertheless
>>155168755no stankees are not good. white sox or rays easily mog them
HOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK!!HOW MANY FUCKING THE RINGS DO THE FUCKING JAYS HAVE?! NOT 27?! THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
>>155168803How does one shut the fuck?
stinkees kek
New York is more of a basketball city, and they punked the Raptors. So take that Toronto.
>>155168774She's gross
>blowing a 5-0 leadKWAB
>>155168751phwoar
>>155168333based quantum anon
thought you faggots said the yankees were good lmao
kirkie <3
>blow gays>blowing leadsTHE TORONTO SPURS
A KIRKIAN OUT AT 2ND
>>155168751WOOD SNIFF
kirk with the garbage time singleshould’ve did it against yamamoto FAGGOT
Shut up bitch
LGM on naruto night
my bad guys, just got home from work. how is ryan weather's perfect game coming along?
We need a muncy mash now more than ever
>>155169081>tooth fairy
stankees KEK
sit the FUCK down!!!
I wonder if there are any Bosnians at the ballgame in Toronto.
>apple he/she pozzedmetsbros...
27 rings and still can't even beat the blow gays
man the poodres suck ass
>>155169319sis..
(A late)DOUBLE YORDONG2hrs in one inning, one was a slammyholy shit
bo...BO!!!
Bo 'em!
i normally laugh at the mest but tonight i'm hoping those homosexuals can get a win
Spencer Stider kek
>The Miz broke the speed record in these dogshit city connect jerseysthis sucks
Metsbros... do we remain stout in our faith?
a SOTONIAN blast!
>>155169495Can't wait til he blows out his arm
the fuck? is this better than the world cup?
SOTONIAN!
SOTO ROCKETHOLY SHIT WE MIGHT NOT GET SWEPT BY THE BRAVES (KNOCK ON WOOD)PLEASE MCLEAN FIGURE IT OUT SON
>>155169567cope faggot
>giving up a leadoff double to an uber drivertop fucking kek
I’ll be watching the us soccer game, LGM
What is it about Rogers Centre that completely mindbreaks the Yankees?
>>155169520>Remain stout>Even entertaining the thought of waveringWe're actually 5.5 games out of the last wildcard spot. All it takes really is a 30 game stretch of going 20-10, and we're really in it. If Lindor and Polanco can provide some offensive juice when they come back, then that 30 game run really isn't out of the question
>it was 5-0
>>155169851Maybe the Mets should try having the Hamburglar throw out the first pitch
>>155169520lol no way this team is cooked. They fucking stink and Stearns needs to be fired.
>>155169827Ya jinxed it
BELLI BOMB BITCHES
Yankees score! Blue Jay fans confused.
>>155169851I admire your optimism and level-headedness, Misaki anon. I'll continue watching the boys if for no reason other than the growth of the young guys. but you're right, they are not out of it and are capable of going on a tear if the rotation can hold upalso>>155169944they've been doing pretty well since early May tbf
KEK Jays are fucking trash
BIG BELLI BLAST 30/30
>>155169989They're still losing and can't pitch for shit.
that's my first baseman freddie french fries with the fast feet and fingers
Belli is getting another MVP award.
>choking a 5-0 lead to an offense without judge and stanton
>mclean is dealing
jazzwonachallengelol
Kek Toronto Sanjays
>>155169989Don't worry; I've got full confidence in the Jays to win this game. The Yankees are incapable of winning games in Toronto, unlike my Phillies.
the >mclean is dealingshitposter is insanely assmad all the time over nothing
>>155170166No Judge? No problem!
McLean is dealing
i've had enoughjust have a bullpen game whenever painter is supposed to start, i can't take watching this bum pitch anymorecall someone up from lehigh, anything but running this jackass
Who's ready for Toronto's 5 run choke?
why is mclean ass
>the>>mclean is dealing>shitposter is insanely assmad all the time over nothing
>gaydolf shitler tomorrow
Spencer Strider is dead to me
>>155169938they got hawk tuah girl again
It's amazing how McLean struggles to put away hitters despite having elite movement on his pitches
Reminder: Troonronto wont have home field advantage this October.
Who's ready for Toronto's 5 run choke?!
>>155170591Toronto won't be playing this October; it's Tampa Bay's turn to knock the Yankees out of the playoffs.
>>155170545his control issues have been so disappointing to see
>jeff hoffman actually has ptsd when he sees stadium lights and crowd chantsholy kek
what are we going to do about mookie, dodgerbros?
>>155170666It's like you enjoy being a retarded permavirgin
>>155170743Send him to the Los Angeles Zoo
mclean is dealing
>>155170666>tampon gaythey don’t have the depth for october lil fella
holy shit McLean just fucking challenge them you fucking cuck how are you throwing 40 pitches in an inning HOLY SHIT
god dam yanks are getting raped today
McLean is dealing.
>>155171109>50 pitches to get out of the s e c o n d (2nd) inning
>>155171076They just swept the Guardians and have the front end of the rotation tomorrow. 2/3 was always the plan.
>>155170903and there it is
Sasucky bros...
us just scored, not looking good for my jays
>the poo york stinkees
>>155170811>>155170917Just be glad your shithole city has the Knicks cuz nobody else there is winning a chip in my lifetime lmao.
Misiorowski has fanned 12 through 6, DAMN!
Sasaki is such a mental midget
THIS GUY STINKS
>>155171836we been known this cuh
>poo york stinkeesKEK blow gays dabbing on 'em
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S LIKE THE JAYS WANNA CHOKE TO US HAHAHA TOP FUCKING KEK
Are all the Canadian posters one guy?
Imagine having a bloated retard like john schneider as your manager
>>155172002Calm down lil bro, you're still down 4
>>155172031one indian guy yeah
>>155171180Guardians suck
hot take: HBPs should count toward a batter's OBP and pitcher's WHIP
vegans are cringe and gay
LETS FUCKING GO BOHES ALIVEHES ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE
BO!!!
BOBA CHETGRAND SLAAAAM
>>155172031A lot of them killed themselves or disappeared after the World Series choke
If the Blue Jays fail to sweep the Yankees, its a loss.
>>155172257stfu bitch before i slap you with my onions-fueled cock!
>>155172379filtered kek
Who do you think this most applies to right now? Devers?
>>155172257what about pescetarians and ass eaters?
>>155171180you aren't on the team bud
Marlins 9 of the last 10! They're at .500!
>>155172338im glad bo is starting to do well, he really heats up in the summer
You turds are still watching baseball?
>>155172547That's how it is in baseball, when the weather heats up, so does the offense
>his club has a vegan libtard in the starting rotationKWAB ngmi
GRISH'D
>It was 5-0 and 7-3 blow gays
>>155172601Yeah. Baseball is the only sport on tonight.
>strider any normal regular season game>Strider any time a game matters
>grisham hurt
turned on the world cup match since my club is slurping. forgot how gay soccer is
>>155172759Why does this game matter? The NL East is over.
>white suxYou fagucks sold me this team was good?
>blow gays cant put away the june swoon yakstop kek
>>155172835Barves eating shit is waking up the sleeping lion Naruto Mets
fuck this gay ass team
>hydration break
humina humina
>>155172601korea already won
My based NATS are lulling the Mariners into a false sense of security
>>155172835>Braves on a losing skid>To a divisional rival>Phillies actually winning games to catch upYou don't win divisions in jun but you sure as shit can collapse and make aug-oct actually close.
GAPE the gayriners HOLES
The Blue Jays now have no excuse to lose to the yAAAnkees now.
>yAAAnkeeskek
What are they yanking?
This is the jays World Series kek.They couldn’t win it when it mattered
>>155173939Guardians' virginity
>Betts and Freeman out of the game alreadyjej it really is the 2030 doyers at this point ggs white sox
>>155173980No, this was their world series kek
Are the blow gays >.500? stankees have a lot of trouble with those clubs..
>>155173047The Mets could still very well choke this game; there's plenty of time for that. >>155173763The Braves are the best fucking team in the league, and no one comes close besides the Dodgers.
>white sox winning>team usa winningwhat in the what?
>it was 5-0 blow gays>it was tampa leads by 5.5 games>it was the spurs lead by 29Why can't any of you beta flyovers hold leads against new york? top kek
Which dodgers position player will we see pitch? Alex Call or Chuckie Robinson?
GOLDY UP THE MIDDLE
>blow gays>bullpen
can't we get Greg Maddux to work with McLean for a little bit. pay the man!
>>155174284>sub-.500hmm...
I hope a lot of Dodger fans remember Vargas and see how well hes doing so they all vote for him for AL All-Star, he should be the guy there.
>>155174358BASED
>>155174405me reading the paper if i was gayer
>>155174094Braves over performed early and are currently crashing back down to earth losing to the white sucks and mest
Hang the banner, Brewers
who's calling the Mets/Braves game on Apple? they're not bad
JAZZ SWAG
JAZZ SWAG setting up the SPENCER JONES SOUL CRUSHING HOMER
>>155174490The White Sox are actually pretty decent. The Braves still have only lost three (3) series as of June.
A CABALLERIAN BLAST
I know we have a 4 run lead but Idk if you can bring McLean out again. he's been struggling all night. maybe trot out Manea or that Cuban guy that I think is supposed to be a long man
ANOTHER SOUL CRUSHING HOMER
GO DIE PADRESGO DIE(CLAP CLAP CLAP)GO DIE PADRESGO DIE(CLAP CLAP CLAP)
A MCMAHONIAN BLAST>choke jays bullpen>throwing strikesTOP FUCKING KEK
>blowgays RYMAC OPPO TACO GRAND SLAM LOADING KEK
>>155174605i knew misiorowski was going to light up the phils but christ i wasn't expecting a hit away from a perfect game
dfa cuntmac
>>155174274Both of them were former white sockses
>>155175300its flyover envy, he did the same thing to the yanks/dodgers kid empties his tank against coastal teams
>>155174605There is absolutely nothing impressive about doing this shit to this phillies lineup.
>>155175587US dominating paragay btw
>fatimir gayrerro jrwhat does he even do?
Always nice to see my Red Sox win. Now I can't wait to see them lose the next 5 games.
>white sox up 8-2 on the fucking dodgersFor every game the dodgers lose they should pay a fine for squandering that much talent. Playing less than .700 ball with that team is an embarrassment.
>>155174628wayne randazzo and dontrelle willis
So the Yankees are still losing? I assumed they were winning by 5 the way this thread has been talking.
>>155176087>tarpsoff gays losing to the impending firesale red sux
>>155174628Willis is god awful. Wayne-O is great, he used to do the Mets radio broadcast before the Anaels hired him to call their games on TV.
Miz maddux’d an elite phillies roster. Let that sink in.
>Dodgers losing this badlyFuck dont make the game i go to the one where they are in a downward spiral
>>155176108i like it when this happens because every "fan" vanishes from here for the duration of the gapingor they might be watching el futbol andale andale go doyers ese
WHITE SOX
this is the white sox world series, please understand
>>155176453No that was the cubs Quero walkoff game
>>155176087every win is convincing john henry not to sell the fucking teami honestly hope we lose like we've never lost beforeI've actually met johny henry this prick does not care about the team he does not care about ushe cares about his wallet and that alone.Let us take the hit, let us lose salesmaybe he will listen and hire some fucking offense
Good thing the Dogs have a lot of breathing room in the division
>>155176453people said this about the southside edition of the crosstown classic too
dodgers are so beatable this year
>doggiedoos
>>155176215>>155176137I like Willis. he's friendly and bantering
Ernie plays bananaball while everyone else plays baseball
>dodgers missing ohtaniwoooow congratulations on your "win"
>>155176571they have the second best record without kike, teo, glasnow and snellthey are literally resting for the playoffs
usa playing like barcelona lol
ITFCB
>>155176801You do realize the White Sox are missing Murakami, Teel, Smith, Smith, Pereira, Hays, Vasil, and Schultz right?
>>155176998literally who?
>>155176998all shitters
>>155176571They were always beatable due to how cold their offence can be and how their bullpen can throw it away randomly. It's just that their defense is good and they'll still try to play the right way even when down which leads to getting the right swing or the perfect play
>>155176571Oh boy is laughing at you lmao this nigga OHHHHH
>>155177140>>155177126go figure dodgersfags are casuals
southside browns thought that was gone kek
>colson
>>155176503henry is never going to sell, bro. they could come dead last for the next 20 years and he still wouldn't sell.
>>155177254seethe bitch
>>155177508He's right though.
>>155177656That’s a falseflagger
Ryan Weathers to the pen is right around the corner
>Let's go White Sox chants at gauranteed rape fieldHave you ever imagined you would ever see such a day?
Gg pope sox This team is fucked
6 RBI day for Bo Jigga
>implying that's a catch
Blessed Pope Sox
Varland throws 101 now, cool.
>>155177920Crybaby pussy bitch XD
PFMA
>>155176998I'm a Sox fan. Who the fuck are Smith and Smith?
Strike 3 and he knew it!
gg yanks, good to see kirk back
>>155177920Why didn't Roberts challenge that?
So close to blowing that, bros.
>>155176998You forgot Baldwin as well>>155178161How the fuck do you forget our Ace? And the other smith is our future ace.At least they were before they were horribly injured
27 rings stfu
>Hydration break
>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!>stankeedoo 'em!stankeedoo 'em!
Sneks
>>155178336are the White Sox the most injured team in the league?
Gentle reminder that when /mlb/ is on page 10, you'll be begging for MDS.
>>155177458i want to kill myself, soxbro
Metsbros, are we gonna be able to rely on McLean this year or should we treat him as a talented but volatile pitcher atp?
>>155179182tick tock
>>155176293Based guy who is posting from the Dodgers game.I love posting from games. I can't wait to do it again in a few weeks' time.
I just want to nut in some pussy. is that so much to ask for?
>>155180672have you tried being attractive and charming instead of creepy and weird?
>>155180780yeah but I'm fat and not famous/rich so I'm only getting smiled at by mid-tier cougars and low-tier fatties
>>155180892so fuck a mid-tier cougar
>>155180988i'm just gonna hold out hope for some nebulous timeline where i get to 14% bf and start banging 9s
attaboy seiya
>>155180672Just get married, I regularly ejaculate in pussy (and ass). Oddly she doesn't let me fill her mouth with cum.
>>155181089well thats demeaning and shes your wife
>>155181089last time a chick swallowed she said my cum was salty and made a face like when your food is too saltedanyway cumming inside is unmatched
>>155181089I also ejaculate in this guy's wife
>>155181131girls always try to be tongue kissing ya after swallowing your semen şmh
>mfw I ran into the peruanon in the stickyI need a fucking hug so bad after what I saw!!
>>155181199you don't enjoy the taste of your own jism?
>>155181241
>>155181241and he was making pedo comments too
>>155181199yeah she did that too. i think she was only half jokingbut now it's got me thinking - we eat pussy/ass and make out with them and they do it without hesitation. so are we being unfair?hell most chicks would probably pee/squirt in your mouth and make out to swish it back and forth kek
>>155181135I find that hard to believe
>>155181272eating pussy gives you throat cancer anon, please stop - im worried about you :(
>>155181135I also ejaculate into this wife's guy
>>155181319I kinda like it though. plus it makes it so you never need lube and she gets all worked upIdk if I believe the correlation between pussy and throat cancer. maybe if she's got some disease you don't know about. how does it make sense otherwise? no one says girls get throat cancer from sucking balls/cock
>>155181272>we eat pussy/ass>squirt in your mouthhave done all this so yea idc if she kisses me after a bj tbqh
>it was 9-0
>>155181366i think its because pussies are like acidic or some shit, idk im not a chemist
Brutal Nats loss.We'll get 'em tomorrow
>>155181421Then why is your bitches pussy so basic?
>>155181421>>155181480DESTROYEDESTROYED
ggs Royalsholy shit that was a waaaay too close
>>155181480>>155181494samefella (pc and phoneposting)
>>155181367gotta be a little weird swapping your own cum though. any cum, even your own, feels gay>>155181421thoughts on yasmina khan?
>>155181366>>155181421Pretty sure it's due to HPVYou can get a vaccine famalam. Most women are recommended it when they're younger too but nothing stopping you from getting it yourself if you don't trust your hoes (or they just never got it because it's been relatively more recent that they're recommending people get it)>t. Not a doctor but got some sex physical done when fucking my wife raw for a year trying for our baby (yes it was kinda based at first but eventually got to be a bit of a chore)
>>155181507>not scoring a single run after scoring 9 in the first inningoof
>>155181522>fucking raw became a chorestop it anon. congratulations though. may your son be masculine and honorable!
Is Yordan the best designated hitter in the league?
m's won that game >m's won that game m's won that game >m's won that game m's won that game >m's won that game m's won that game >m's won that game m's won that game >m's won that game m's won that game >m's won that game m's won that game >m's won that game m's won that game >m's won that game phone posting no pics hotel room drunk go mariners now im going to the casino.
>>155181514>yasmina khantoo bimbo'y for memadeline hope currently has my heart (unfortunatelybeit a yank fan)
My four year old pulled the head off of the Brandon Nimmo bobblehead he got at Sunday's game. I'm debating whether to glue it back on his neck or make a headless horseman type deal
great performance by Williams. 40ish pitches for 4 outslet's go boys,we gotta take just 1 more from the Braves
Mets WIN! Big game from Boba Chet
>>155181508Nope :)
BUSCHIE BLAST!!!
>>155181638why does her hat keep switching to LA?
Metsiners sweep? Metsiners sweep.
>>155181613Enjoy it while you can. The NATS are going to make a litty comeback tomorrow.
can't believe y'all are hating on Dontrelle Wilils. he brings so much good energy
Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD! Back to back nights with a fight at the bat rack!
>>155181660is that rose monroe
>>155181660GO NADS!
Are the Mets back?
>>155181687It is.>>155181707Based NADS poster
Nick Kurtz
>>155181647erm??
>>155181724Coward
>>155181669I remember being a kid at Marlins games and watching people walk around the concessions area as part of the "D-Train". That was fun..
>>155181669>ayo weezy he be finna be wilin out in dat box bro fuhreel
>>155181621Sand down the neck and put a little black and orange cape around it. You now have a Halloween decoration
>>155181595Ohtani exists, so no
>>155181621
>>155181759Sounds spooky but cool
>>155168333Sir this is highly illegal
Ryne Stanek - Baseball Terrorist
>>155181833>dub threes>replying to trip threesHey does anyone have the number to the Based Department? I've got a live one for 'em...
I love and am pained by the Marlins so much it's unreal I am drunk
my reddies :(
>>155181752he doesn't talk like that you sheltered shut in>>155181740nice memory. I enjoyed Hanley Ramirez wrecking shop on my fantasy team
>>155181957>>155181740Great memories, boys! I remember Pudge Rodriguez wrecking my asshole in the men's room during the 2003 World Series.
who would you rather have as your franchise player in their prime?>Ohtani>Pujols>Trout>Miggy>Witt>Verlander>Scherzer>Sale>deGrom>Kershaw
>>155181913if I was commissioner of baseball, I would ban all advertisements in the stadium
>>155182007fucking based
>>155181999this is an easy answer and if you pick a batter, you're an idiot
>>155182007you'd get voted out on day 1 or assassinated
>>155182017>if you pick the guy helping the team win every day over the guy who plays every 5-6 days and will be out for years due to arm issues, you're an idiot
>>155181999Pujols of course
>>155182037yep, you're an idiot
>>155182077you lose by all standards of debate
>>155182103IAYC :^)
Remember when that Braves pitcher threw a pitch and his elbow exploded? Dude tried to walk off the field and just collapsed in pain. Wasn't that long ago. My brain is telling me it's Jesse Winker, but I know he wasn't a pitcher.
>>155182037>get blister on finger>IL for 2 months>TJ surgery for 12 months>that will be 500 trillion yen
icsamcrn
>>155182114save some of that cum for others, asshole
>>155181724racist
>>155167778>OP
>>OP
>>155182119nobody? i just lost a bar trivia. thanks assholes.
>>155181999Let’s make this a best of 3, so we should pick 2, a hitter and a pitcher.Max ScherzerBobby Witt JrScherzer has proven himself and reinvented himself so many times that you can’t go wrong with him.Witt Jr is extremely versatile though he lacks pop, the glove and contact make up for it. He can probably move from the middle infield to center field if needed because he can really run.
>>155182274Put my balls in your mouth. Tell that to your fagass bar trivia, you fucking piece of shit. You're fucking dogshit.
>>155182310um no?
>>155182310I would penetrate you before you could say that to my face. Go Dodgers.
>>155182327omigosh!
>>155182324Get over here, little piggy*pushes u to the ground**straddles your face**shoves ballsack in ur mouth*heh... gargle on them apples...*turns to look at >>155182327 *[To Be Continued...]
im gay go m’s
>>155182354hi gay i'm dad
Oh hey everyone! Look who it is! It's >>155182327 ! Everyone's favorite faggot!I've got a present for you. You wanna guess what it is?It's seven girthy inches of ass sex.Picture this: You drive hime from your Doyers game, and return to your dwelling.You open the door, turn on your lights, only to find yourself in a good old fashioned wrasslin' match. The prize? Your ass."Oh my God, I'm being robbed!" you think in that effeminate voice of yours. Only partially true. As I quickly and effortlessly gain physical dominance, I put you on your back and yank your pants off. You struggle, suddenly realizing that I'm anchoring both of your wrists with one hand. Your eyes dart around, looking for the other. Too late you realize that you've naturally and submissively spread your thighs and arched your back.You feel discomfort as I slip inside you. "I'm being raped!" you start to think.No, you realize. To be raped means to be used unwillingly. As your arms and legs turn to jello and you begin to whimper with joy at each thrust, you realize that you aren't getting raped.You're getting fucked."Nonononono!" you scream internally. You're a boy! Boys don't get fucked! You keep tell yourself that ass I stuff my cock into your butt over and over. You close your eyes and grit your teeth and feel precum drizzle from your erect penis as I fuck you closer and closer to orgasm. And as I release myself inside of you, almost smothering you with my weight as I drive as deep as I possibly can, you experience a pleasure you didn't know existed. And in that moment, you become my woman.
My Angels wonyour team lost kek
>>155182395how old do you think you'll be when they make the playoffs again?
>>155182382
How's everyone doing on late night /mlb/? My wife and kids are out of town, I'm finishing up some chores, and then I'm going to drink a couple more beers and blow a load inside my Jenna Haze fleshlight. How about you guys?
>>155182545my wife is out on a date with her new bf, they'll probably get back to his place pretty soon
>>155182255kek they do be like that
>>155182545just fiddling around with some music stuff at the momentwaiting for my warriors to play later
THEYRE OUT TO GET ME!
Dogs are 2-2 on this road trip
>>155182545What's everyone listening to?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx7vNdAb5e4
>>155182607They sound based. I hope when they find you they stuff your ass full of cock.
Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great had epilepsy?
>>155182715tabs
>>155182648https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYNEKwgkKE4
[VV]cubs win!gg giants
>>155182648https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u2oms2ocQ0this been my jam recently. cool mix on it, feels very modern
>>155182629cringe
>>155182648https://youtu.be/NM60iVDu79Y
>>155183552i wish that facial hair pattern didn't make me look like a death row inmate, i really like wearing it
Josh Gibson was Gibby before Freddie could meet Gibby.
Jazz Chisholm Jr could be a better player than Jackie Robinson was, obviously not historically, Jackie has a lot of historical value.
>>155183945source???
So, the Yankees are obviously shopping Aroldis Chapman. Question is, could they actually land him? They didn’t seem to have a problem getting a large haul last year, everyone wanted their prospects.
>>155184012Miller Chapman deal probably the best thing that could happen. throw in a a prospect and you got a deal
>>155184102Miller feels more of a pipe dream to me because that kid’s ceiling is ridiculous. Chapman could get popped for roids for any day.
watching some sox vs doggiedoo highlights and it's really funny how you can hear Sasaki's high pitched grunts every time he throws
dead gennymariners must be playing
Atlantic City in the building.
if i was married to yoko ono i’d try to kick her at least once a day, anywhere, in the back, in the stomach, in the neck
>>155184968And you will be assassinated.
>>155185030please calm down, it was just a joke
>>155185042Of course I understand
>>155185063thank you for your understanding
Would White sox want King if we decide to sell? Chadres not looking really good rn.
The Miz is the best pitcher in baseball.
>>155167778>6 er with a Lkwab
>>155186712Tall pitchers are boring. We need more Big Time Timmy Jims.
>>155186712God I hope Shultz recovers from injury and can be similar to this.
>>155186712he's aaawwwsssome
>>155186712Why don't mega giants like him ever release from straight top down? It'll be like a 10 foot drop ball going 100mph that nobody can ever come close to touchingIs it a mechanical thing?
>>155186712Niggas be like “WAR is fake” then post their pitching coloring book on the internet for updoots lmaoies xD
I blame the namefag for Weathers shitting the bed.
