FUCK USA
pre match ceremony already on tyc sportsLisa from blackpink was just on my TV, pretty cool
I FAPPED TODAY TO LARISA RIQUELME
USA Lineup
I LOVE USA!
>>155167797singles and USA wins it all
anime cunny
>>155167797Is it official?
going to reach bump limit before the game starts
I understand why other nations mocks us now
>>155167797You guys got a streaming link?
We literally do not care about this.
how does a kpop star and mumble rappers represent america
Lisa's blessing will take us to the quarterfinals
>RUM RUM RUM TUM TUM TUM a true lyrical genius
i'm quite confused
>>155167797What part of Paraguay are you watching this?
That was it?
CANADA, MEXICO............... WE'RE GOING TO WIN TODAY, AND THE CUM ALLIANCE WILL STAND UNBROKEN AND UNDEFEATED.WATCH US.>this fucking opening btw
At least Mexico had Shakira and the Lubabus
Sex with Tyla
>korean and jamaican music to represent america?
how did Paraguayans draw straighter lines than us on their jerseys
>>155167797This pre-match show is some of the worst shit I’ve ever seen. Ban divegrass from my country
>>155167831BasedI hope some gringo gets his leg shattered in three different places today :^)
that black chick has a nice tummy
>>155167868that ass shake was worth it
>>155167875 sexoooooU S AU S AU S A
Friendly reminder America doesn't care about socceryour window to get revenge on us was the Olympics and we won it
>>155167864Jannies are being paid extra today to sticky this early
post elle
>no sirs in the op/sp/ has fallen
>>155167871The stream east dot one
YU ES EYYU ES EY YU ES EY
A Canadian moving to the USA raises the IQ of both nations.
Any good shots of Lisa? I need to coom
Ngl bros I'd rather this opening act than when Diana Ross missed a penalty and the net ripped off by accident in "94https://youtube.com/shorts/DTH7EnQn5v4?is=cly6l-JAUraO6plv
Good job america has guns because everyone involved in this production needs to be shot
Where the fuck was Katy Perry?
>>155167797There's still an hour until this fucking game starts. What the fuck is wrong with these niggas who schedule this shit?
It's better off as an exclusive event for the nuevo riche than it is a big celebration for everyone to enjoy. What is so hard to understand about that?Our society has been moving towards an exclusive mindset for decades
>>155167843>no WeahThat is a good start.
>>155167814i am imploring you to go back
>>155167876Henry does not approve of this shit
>>155167797I hate this rap shit, but all 3 of these female singers are insanely hot. I have no idea who they are but they have my attention
>brazilian bitch singing in spanishlmao
Fuck off Ibra you big nosed retard
>>155167831SOVL
We have every right to hate burgers
wasnt very catchy
>>155167884Ass
you made the semen slurping sport even gayer how the FUCK did you do that gianni infantino is a sodomite hellspawn
worst opening ceremony ever lmaodua lipa in the CL was better than this niggerslop
>>155167900Ban your country from the sport more like
is anime allowed here?
>>155167874wtf are you talking about I am saluting my television and will not be seated until kickoff.
>>155167927
>>155167843Where are all the white people?
Tim Ream looks so american
>>155167928https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/filename/.webm%20lisa/
>>155167843>no Shat TurnerThat's a victory in and of itself
Anyone else pregaming with westerns instead of the opening ceremony?
>>155167972Yes
Ok then, who would have (YOU) gotten to sing in the ceremony
>>155167904ok ch*leno your only relevance in this tournament is getting punched in the face by alberto barbosa
The Stadium looks nice tho
>>155167843OH MY SCIENCE!! IS THAT THE LEBRON JAMES PF SOCCER?? COUNT YOUR DAYS PARAGUAY. YOU ARE GOING DOWN!! >:)
Most empty stadium I have ever witnessed , 3rdWorldStatesOfAmerica is literally an capitalistic shithole
>>155167859I can't wait for the cunny chads to raid the sticky and make it sticky.
>>155167927KEK
>globalist nonsensewell i didnt expect much but this is just a bit too on the nose
>amerisharts seething alreadyjob done
Paraguayan commentators are saying that the crowd seems bored LMAO
holy shit more paraguay fans in the stadium than us fans
We should have never shared the world cup with pinche amerigordo that was embarrassing AF
>>155168000Anyone who can think of a melody
>>155167797WIN FOR PARAGUAY
Going to Buc-ee’s before the game, you guys want anything?
i didn't think it was that bad. gotta see a nice stomach and a nice ass. what more can a man ask for in current year USA?
>>155168020TyC Sports is straight up burying this preshow too lol
PLEASE TELL ME ZAYU IS THERE
>>155168007match doesn't start for over an hour mohammed
Ceremonies:USA > Mexico > whatever might be going on in Bangladesh today > literally anything at all > Canada's aboriginals
Anime
>>1551680023 billion $ stadium3.50$ ceremony
I'm watching creampies compilations instead of the ceremony.
>>155167972I knew a guy back in Texas that was dating a cougar. She paid for everything and all he needed to do was love her. He was living so fucking easy.
>>155167932>literal who>black guy>old hag>gook>literal who>literal who
>>155167990A tranny without a dick is like an angel without wings. >>155168007Did you not get the memo over the past however long that Americans don’t care about soccer?
>>155168000Back from the ded
the future of america is hispanics listening to kpop wanting to be asian
Understand what this opening is communicating. Same thing the Paris Olympics opening and Super Bowl halftime show did. Whites are done, traditional values are over, Western civilization is cooked.
kek yuros staying up through the night just to seethe about america
>>155168030Sour powers
>>155167935sorry you live in a backward timezone. it's already started in my timezone.
>>155168046Nah Mexico had Shakira doing her thing, instant boner and absolutely the best of the three.
>>155168069HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HES SEETHING
If USA win tonight im going to treat myself to a takeaway tomorrow
>>155167859ToT
>>155168067i thought trump stopped this
>>155167843you disgusting half breed mutt abominations are getting pegged 3-0
>>155168064Grim
https://www.twitch.tv/jasontheweenaudience is dead asf
>>155167995I’m pregaming with beer and muscle relaxers so I can hopefully get some sleep tonight.
>>155168069its our sport? very silly post
>>155168046Nah nigger. Shakira moggs
What did you guys open during the opening ceremony? Candy bar for me!
>>155168067relax asmon
>>155167927You elected two cucks in a row as PM and both humiliated you on the global stage.
first worldc up to be hosted on a 4th world country
What do we think of the stadium btw? Final is being played here
>>155168104my dick
california has half of population mexican americ ans so they're gonna push up some soccer hype in usa
>USA WORLD CUP WITH MY KIDS>GOAL!>WIN!some real fans you've got there america
>>155168084He's too busy deepthroating Netanyahu, sorry. You ever see that video of that lady sucking off a dildo through a grapefruit? That's him.
>>155168104my chastity cage
>>155167984i have thought myself lol. ig thats why hes captain and still on the team at 40
>>155168104adjusted my foreskin
You lied, it hasn't started yet
Dont think I;m gonna make it to the hydration break bros.....Fuck I;m so thirsty gahhhhhhh
>>155168043Bullshit, the stadiums gonna be empty and you known it. Your thirdie gun loving society is going to eat itself while Europe is going to have new renaissance when AfD enslaves all the immigrants to work for us. Do you think all the Mohammed’s are here to escape third world? You have to lure them first to trap them.
>>155168113it's empty because they built it in a fucking swamp surrounded by speedways lmfaooooo
>>155168114Thats the wrong formation. Its 3atb.
>Stadium is empty because gringos don´t know the concept of shows before match (Only Half time)
TDS strikes again
>>155168114Perfect star of david formation
>>155168114>even the USMNT formation is jewish
>>155168137whiter than the USA
>>155168133GOD DAMN IT MAN, HANG IN THERE, THE HYDRATION BREAK IS ON THE WAY (SPONSORED BY SNICKERS)
>>155168084Absolutely he's done a lot of good to that end but the organizations and corporations are sticking with woke in many cases because of ESG scores and hedge fund power and dark money and a preponderance of leftist partisanship.
>>155168114Zesty Desty finna score a hatty
>>155168133get this man some maple syrup and Molson right away
>south korean song>jamaican song>now a british song
>>155168104Subliminally regrowing my foreskin
>>155168143donald trump is a racism xenophobic moronhappy?now go back to pol
mutt bros what if we get humiliated by Paragay?
>>155167797>1 bong remainsFIGHTAND WIN
>>155168120We’ve been trying to tell you for years there are no soccer fans here, you just said “cope” and then repeated yourself over and over.
1 more bong ffs cahm on
what time is it in yurop
>>155167972>kawakamibest girl, but she's not buying a bunch of shit on her teacher's salary....wait, do nips actually pay their teachers a good wage?
>>155168114>jewish starjust a coincidence goy
>>155168109I don't mess with any influencers if that's what you mean. I just pay attention.
>>155168176About 4 beers in
>>155168142>Me when cunny
>>155168137>EncisoHuh? I thought he was dead
>>155168145
>>155168104My heart
>>155168177My brother spent a year in Japan as an English teacher and he got paid a pretty penny for it.
>>155168143tell 'em rabbi!
Could have got Zack Bryant or Morgan wallen, a American popstar, and a American rapper but instead we got foreign who’s
>>1551681762 am
I thought Katy Perry already ODd?
>>155168136It's not
>>155168181>>>/x/
>>155168165Wow you are really triggered. Just one thing: don't come here.
>>155167843>Paraguay will lose against this shit teamsad
I'm scared bros
>>155168157I would kill a man for a case of Molson right now for making me deal with this bullshit that relegated the Ole Miss-North Carolina game to the small tv. Pancakes optional.
we have two championships for sports that people actually watch happening right now
>>155168204
i like anime
>ParaguayCouldn't have picked a more un-fun team to play. Who give a fuck about Paraguay. We shouldn't have to play more random little Spanish speaking countries considering that is all we play 90% of the time.
>>155168168this>>1551681762am for mostthey're really staying up all night just to seethe about america
>>155168208Uhhhhhhhhh just bee yourself dude :)
>>155168145>>155168179LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>155168177she's not buying shit because she's being blackmailed
>>155168143greetings rabbi
Anyone taking pre-game edibles with me?
>>155168161I'm not familiar with that term because I judge people by the content of their character.
>>155168223
>>155168223Don't they shoot people for that in Texas?
>>155168114>star of davidWE ARE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE THIS WORLD CUP WAS PROMISED TO US 3000 YEARS AGO GOY
lol why are so many euros so miserable? just looking for things to get upset about
>>155168236>>155168238thank you argiebro, you're back to being considered hwhite
>>155167843I recognize like 2 of these guysGet er done faggots
>>155167797May the best Argentine (manager) win today.
>>155168236>>155168238!!!
>>155168143Shalom >>155168236
>>155168225don't compare conCACAf "teams" with CHADMEBOL elites
mutts its looking bad for us
>>155168168Times are changing dude. Kids have access to Internet now and of course soccer is really popular, names like Messi and Ronaldo are becoming more common in Gen alpha. I doubt it will ever overtake football but I'm sure it will grow
>>155168161Gottem
paco having a meltie over trump again
Having PULISIC has your most prominent figure is flabbergaslighting
>>155167814Cope
Damn, Americanons.Why is your team almost all blacks? Paraguay's team has more white players.
>yfw el peruANO strikes again another wc
>>155168137Almiron is the only one I recognize. Fucking literal who team. This group is so boring.
>>155168142yui cute!
>>155168247Depends on which anime.
You guys really going to watch soccer? I thought this was a gag, like we were all hanging out here as a joke.
GGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>155168275If you look at anyone on the Paraguay team and say they are white you are fucking colorblind
>>155168275Soccer is a sport for fags and we all know how bucks like it on the DL
Remember when he was the best player in the world for like a week?
>>155168225They're going to break Adams's legs and we'll be stuck with Roldan the rest of the tournament.
paraGAY
>>155168275There are at least two black men inside of Ronaldo...
>>155168142yui!
>>155168275first time watching american sports I see
I love USA in anime.
Why does this game have to start so late
i didn't catch it but what was so bad about the opening ceremony?
>>155168267>messiIt’s the jeets driving that internet traffic. Small children give more of a shit about rugby than soccer (at least here in Texas, probably due to millennials thinking helmets cause CTE)
>>155168293pace merchant
>>155168277A menace to my dick
ABOUT TO CUM
>>155168286I just like to be apart of the hype and banter with anons
>>155168268PARAGUAY IS HERE!!!!!!!!
>>155168238based desu
>>155168290USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>155168309West coast Chads are just getting off work and have the whole evening to celebrate this US win
So is this stadium a huge pit? Outside pics seem like it has a pretty low silhouette.
>mfw i sorta want the amerifats to lose but would also enjoy myself plenty if the memeguayans lose
>>155168320GO ON
7-1
>>155168208Paraguay is gonna murderball the delicate little yankeesYankee: owie owie my leggy hurts :((((Chadguay: hakuna matata amigoMe: just as I foretold
Americaca
>>155168268BASED
>>155168320C A N A D AU S of AM E X I C O
>>155167943>>155168274you aint finna do nuthin about it yt boi
>>155168310Spanish lyrics were sung
What is life like in paraguay?
yeah it's 2am here and I'm going to sleep, have fun
>>155168329Rose bowl seats 90k, pleb
How do people understand anything that Terry Henry or Zlatan Brahimovic says?
>>155168286>You guys really going to watch soccer?No we're all just here for the porn
So, uh... you guys play any good vidya recently?
>chink leading americapottery
Mods don't sticky
>>155168176only 1am in england and its a weekenddont have to do anything until about 3pm tomorrow
>LATAM flags calling anyone else muttsYou are aware the amerimutt meme is about you, right?
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
>>155168238Based real American.
>>155168335Reddit ass post. baka.
>>155168322Indeed. The fact that USMNT looks like france's from the last WC is disappointing.
wow zatlan (barely) speaks American
>>155168353it's friday night though
>>155168327>West coast>Chads>WorkI've worked with people across the nation and you people by far have the shittiest work ethic
>>155168335Leave that yankee shit to the euros
Argiebros what's your placing right now?
>>155168357I hope more Elle fanny gets posted
>>155168346God already did it to you. You midget bitch.
USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA !
>>155168309to keep yuros cucked
>>155168351waterproof
>>155168353is that cock wanking emotion on purpose she does
>>155168168>>155168267this anon is right. when i walk my kids to school i see more kids with haaland/messi/neymar jerseys than any other sports gear. i dont live in a shitty area either.absolutely nobody wore soccer shit 15-20 years ago
>>155168302please have a fatal heart attack already
Paraguay? More like Pair of guys bunch of poor south american faggots.
USA losing will make friday night /sp/ fun
>>155168364Shut the fuck up syrupnigger
>>155168110>>
i think i'm gonna jerk off before the match so i can jerk off again during half time and also once again after it ends
I hope Infantino gets an assassination attempt while he’s in the glorious US of A
>>155168381I'm not going to fuck up my sleep schedule for this so I will miss most of this world cup, thanks fifa
>>155168384>not being slaves to ShekelsteinDamn we really do stay winning
>>155168408Yea sameWhite rural Midwest too. Not that I mind. My son scored his first goal in pewee a few months ago and it was the happiest I've seen him
World cup? More like GOON CUP
>>155168420don't forget to hydrate during the hydration breaks so your spurts remain full and strong
>>155168395
>>155168408Maybe Miami that’s it, Mexicans don’t even fuck with soccer that much
why is the US NT full of trannies?
>>155168351Nobody knowsIs either Wakanda or a shithole
>>1551683861 exact, 1 win, fuck Canada (I bet on a 2-0 leaf win)Galperin cómprale un penal a Paragay
FIGHT! AND WIN!COME ON AMERICA!FIGHT AND WIN!FIGHT AND WIN!FIGHT... AND WIN!!!!COME ON USA!FIGHT.... AND WIN!!!!Game finishes 2-1 to USA btw. I am from the future.
>>155168425fair enough have a good night, anon. see you tomorrow in brazil vs morocco thread.
>>155168408Same, I never see American players though it's always foreigners
>>155168354I mean the vertical height from within seems high but from outside it looks low, so do like 4 tiers go into the ground. Over here like only one tier is below ground level.
>>155168414Fuck up ya weak dog
I
>>155168420Bro you're gonna get erectile dysfunction
>>155168408>NermanI refuse to believe kids in America are wearing that faggot's jersey
>>155168453>Game finishes 2-1 to USA i thought Brits were supposed to know about this sport
Let's fucking go USA
USA about to watch a nation of manlets who somehow can play aerial football, their minds will literally not comprehend
>>155168386sports betting damns your eternal soul btw
>>155168453>Fight and winI keep seeing this posted what is this from?
'ate Trump'ate racistslove USAsimple as
>>155168378now I'm rooting for the paraguys
>>155167797
>>155168468Wait a minute...
>>155168184This but add another one unironicallyLooking forward to 1st half before I pass out drunk and then waking up to drive my mother to home so we can get our old house ready for sale after my father cheated on her
>>155168465Ive correctly predicted 3 for 3 games scoreline so far. Just go with it anon, you win today.
spoiler: us scores first but then loses
>>155168052>3.50$ ceremonythe opening game was yesterday anon. that was the ceremony. this was fifa forcing all the official world cup songs into the pregame across 3 countries
>>155168069>staying up through the night just to seethe about americaJoke's on you: I'm staying up, but I'm not going to watch your shitty game.
>>155168408cool larpi went to a big theme park recently and saw less than a handful of americans in soccer jerseys
PSA: Keep your racist remarks out of this general, thank youAlso refrain from posting lust inducing images, there are a considerable amount of anons on NoFap, again thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>155168459Shouldn't you be busy losing an Olympic final or something, samir?
I AM A REAL AMERICANFIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
pin it jannieeeee
>>155168480Wtf is wrong with her face?
>>155168451>>155168452>>155168453KINO
>>155168471Good thing all we have is a conscious.
Clint Dempsey is a based wigger. I love him.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
TotalMutt Death
gringos get fuckedLATAMLATAMLATAM
/sp/ thoughts on latex/PVC?
>>155168489predict this bussy
1-1 USA WINS
>>155168435>>155168455>>155168408what's the point of this larp paco
>>155168480who’s the guy on the left?
Well, /sp/?
Step aside Americans... you are no match for Tango. A level 13 football hooligan supporter.
>>155168471This isn't actual betting anon it's just mercadopago's free prode
>>155168498IT IS MY GOD DAMN RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO POST HOT BABES AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME, YOU FAKE SLAV
>>155168497Ok now recall when we were that age and how many were there?>Zero
wtf is this new gimmick?
>>155168522It destroys nature
>>155168499>Upset
>>155168476He literally posed a screenshot of the video R-tard.
>>155168480Is Duffy going to the game?
Guys, mom said we can order pizza!
>>155168514maybe you do, heathen
So how you guys rate Paraguayan women?
>>155168517rather small amount of guns for the average family I'd say?
USA 3-1 Paraguay. Bet your kids on it.
>>155168537gaymer audience
>>155168527Sean Duffy transportation secretary
>>155168534THIS IS A FUCKING HORSE
>>155168526I live in a middle class Northeastern suburb. Sorry your flyover state still worships Jamal McFentanyl
>>155168412We don't care about kickball. We care about world domination. PS Don't come here.
>>155167843le faltan mas negros a ese equipo
youtube.com/watch?v=OlgeCLjAbcE&list=RDOlgeCLjAbcE
>>155168529I wanna meet this dude so bad and this year is literally my only chance
Wait, you tell me they did not invite Kat Deluna to perform at the opening ceremony ?
>>155168544>MaybeI know we don't.
>>155168543can you order pineapple please.
>>155168527Sean Duffy and his wife Rachel. They were on the Real World together back in the 90s.
>>155168442thanks bro i will consoom whatever drink mr advertiser shills me during hydration break>>155168461i make sure to go to the red light district and fuck a venezuelan hooker with massive ass and tits once every 2 weeks or so to ensure my dick works fine
>>155168522i think i see >her nipples
>>155168528G13
betted on US to win, fuck those sudacas
>>155168545ehhh they ain't colombian
>>155168555sure you do senoooor
0-1 Paraguay winssemen slurper game
will fox have yankoid commentary
>>155168528E7
>>155168547Based and movieslob pilled
>>155168423I am fairly certain you could take the governing bodies of all sports, drown them one-by-one in a kiddy pool while you have beers with other anons, and the world would simply improve.
>>155168453If USA somehow develops football culture in a couple of decades this is going to become a real chat
>>155168543Are you the pizza hut anon with the free codes? I miss that guy so darn much.
>>155168528aim for D5hit A10 and J1 simultaneously
USA is Alysa country
>>155168571they're your people dude
>>155168477Yikes. Emigrate.
>>155168561Do post picture, if you managed to meet him
>>155168543Pineapple and Anchovies!!
>>155167797Why they fuck are they wearing the similar jerseys
>i watched the 6 minute version of the nike commercial againcapitalism LOVES me
this will be korea japan again and usa will robinate their way to QFs at least
>NO STICKY FOR AMERIFAT GAME
>>155168519>>155168518>>155168450kek so desperate for revenge on us your window was the olympicsyou failed
>>155168517Future Mass casualty causer
>>155168583real talk, MLS has grown so much in recent years that most teams have out-grown their original stadiumsyou say Toronto with their ghetto scaffolding bleachers, right?
>>155168543
>>155168587MAH KWEEN
LET'S GO PARAGUAEEEE
>>155168480Chick on the left pumped out like 8 or 9 kids for dude on the left
>>155168571HOSTIA EL FINAL FANTASY CHAVAL ES QUE YO FLIPO
Tummy supremacy!
Gringos dont even know what the fuck is a red card
>>155168528I would shit through the grid so the shit smushes through it and ends up in the toilet as several perfect rectangular prisms
>>155168000wesley willis
1-1 slurper incoming
>>155168528I go for e5 my wife goes for j1 haha
>a red carpetjesus, remember when this was for lads not posh enough for rugby or cricket
>>155168577Fox usually has bongs on commentary
Just farted
>>155168601Should you be in your dedicated 'seething about England thread?
>tfw I stayed awake for thisYou better not treat me to a semen slurper, americans...
>have to wait 4 days for england gameWtf is this bullshit. Instead we watching america which is like watching port vale or some shit.
>BRING ME GOLEM LANDIA
>>155168603dude no one watches the olympics except the chinese lmao
How many chances of a mass shooting
>>155168601The game doesn’t start for another 45 minutes
USA master class incoming
>>155168601Remember to give lilbro a (You) when the thread gets stickied
>>155168617somehow seeing her reflection in the mirror just ruins this
is pairofgay like in mexico?
>>155168537Imagine wathcing sports....in 3D!!!! Wow woud could imagine!!!
>>155168543Mommy gave us $20 to get pizza while she practices wrestling with Tyrone in her room! :D
idk looks like paraguay gonna win
>>155168637Port Vale was my Be a Pro club in FIFA like 12 years ago :)
Can anyone give me a non-american stream? Shit is kikes.
>>155167843Balogun sounds like bond villain
>>155167924Thank you!
>>155168617being attracted to this is more gay than liking traps
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO CARE>WE CAN'T GET OUR REVENGE ON YOU GRINGOS IF YOU DON'T CARE
the only leaning i have for america to win is my love for poch
>>155168552>Sean DuffyThe guy who starred in Dallas back in the 1980s?
Hello, I am from the year 2057 AE. To prove I am real Elon Musk becomes the universe's first quadrillionaire on April 14, 2029.
>>155168617ugly dyke
So I know it's early, but I'm comfortable declaring Portugal the worst "nation" ITT.
>>155168657>>155168658Kek
>>155168649I can't believe he actually posted this. what a time to be alive
>>155168633Nope, we are brothers when it comes to laughing at yanks
please tell me they're going to get rid of this retarded group stage next world cup
>>155168617disgusting. if that turns you on you are a homosexual.
Starting Chris Richards is dumb as fuck. He should be playing him 30 mins or less and prepping for the knock out stage. Richards will get reinjured and our WC will be over.
Parahetero
>>155168561message himhttps://x.com/Tango1867
>>155168621BASED!!>ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS>ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS!!!
>>155168623You and no one elseYou do it to yourselfYou do it to yourself
>>155168660Shut the fuck up Wesley
VIVA PARAGUAYYYYGRINGOS GO HOMOThe stadium still looks empty, only the Paraguayans and a few lost gringos.
>>155168672Trvke
>>155168658>>155168657uhm
>>155167797I support USA unironically
>>155168689more games = more $$$ in FIFA's pockets
>4-4-2yeah im thinking BASED
>>155168657>>155168658kekd
>>155168683touched a nerve didn't I?
>>155168704coruse you do cuckhans
>>155168704I don't think germoids are capable of doing things ironically to begin with
post isabeau levito
>>155168659klenk
>>155168710uhhhhh is this good???
>>155168698starts in another hour dude
If the fight and win guy is there I expect the entire stadium to mass stampeded to get out of harms way.
>>155168704
>>155168704home country not in the tournament, Mohammed?
How is your panini sticker album going, anon?
>>155168721BAHAHAHA
>>155168583Chant">>155168606idk, I don't watch mls
>>155168704Based
>>155168704Wouldn't expect anything else from Israels lap dog
>>155168674Post this graph again anon, maybe it'll be a good own this time
>>155168713The only thing you touch is yourself
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
>>155168723
>opens your pants>pisses in them>close them back upTHIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
>>155168727Americans are still homos that can't appreciate a trve man's sport.
>>155168704Really? I don’t.
Total sudacaca annihilation is what we want
Thoughts on Freese as a goalkeeper tonight?
thread so irrelevant no one will remember I said I love aletta ocean's fake plastic body, pure sex
>>155168710what year is it?
>>155168704ThisThey have sovl but the average /sp/ poster is too much of a Redditor to get that
You are having a nice spinach carbonara for dinner and not greasy diabetesslop right, /sp/?
>>155168658He’s back!!!
I don't associate myself with big Team USA soccer fans because they are usually absolutely FAGGOTS. But I do cheer for the USA obviously.
>>155168704you failed to hitler
>>155168743*bar chartit's nearly 2am what can i say
>>155168698>>155168727>>155168753
>>155168746wait
>>155168766I ordered sushi
>>155168762pretty much every team plays a 442 press out of formation you dumb mutt, you don't even watch football
>American is posting graphs again to show you how much he doesn't careKEK
TURN THIS TV OFF TURN THIS TV OFFMUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
There's a big rock band here that made news last week when some based dudes chanted USA in their audience and he got pissed and insulted them. Black Crowes.
>>155168753the sport is gayer than it's ever been
Are they really playing "Not Like Us" for US vs Paraguay?
Is it just me or Pulisic is looking less crusty than he used to?
>>155167960I laughed irl. And ofc Meheecan
USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA !
was the bosnia AND hezergovina match good?
Why is everyone angry at us? I didn't do anything ;-;
USA hates us for being Spaniards. They always pronounce the word Spaniard full of contempt and disgust. They really do. I was watching last year's Roland Garros final, and the anti Spanish propaganda was all over the place. It was Carlos against Sinner, and the commentators in English would never said my boy's name. They would always say "The Spaniard", full of contempt and disgust. They really do. But Sinner was Sinner. They never said "The Italian". They would always say "Sinner. But Paraguay probably hates us too. Maybe even more.So I'm having somewhat of a dilemma. Which team should I support? Difficult question. Might bet some money on hyperliquid to make things spicy.
>>155168721yea>>155168742free mudslimes nigga
>>155168529>>155168561>>155168693EVERYONE REPLY F for Tango's qt daughter, Lauren, who died not too long ago aged 29
>>155168736completed the online edition the other day
>>155168137Should be enough to mog the US
>>155168753>Dives are a ritual part of the sport>Real mans sportOk come off it fag
Staying up late to see America receive the KWAB treatment
>>155168783>Literally the crying basedjak with a chartLmao
How would (You) respond?
What do amerifats think of him nowadays?
>>155168773don't @ me you fucking spacker
>>155168802shut up you fucking siesta nigger
Got a slimy, sticky USMNT bubbling away in my guts, lads.
>trump not in attendance KWAB those New York buck broke that fragile bitch
>>155168800Here and there yeah
>>155168800not reallythey scored early and dug in
>>155168808miss me with that gay shit
>>155168807F + would
USA wins the world cup
>>155168822>>155168823fitting
>>155168807F lass
>>155168723this. And DO NOT post that ugly gook dike
Are these warm up kits?
>>155168802we hate you too but you still support us for some reasonDo the same for our ameribros I guess
WHITE LIVES MATTER
Has it started yet? Why is no one answering me??? HELLOOO
>>155167884You can tell she has a ton of disgusting cellulite under those pants.
That “I believe” chant is cringe. Just chant USA
>>155168782kek if you're this mad now i can't wait to see you at full time
>>155168802Honestly most Paraguayans wish they were Spaniards
Landon turkiye donovan
>>155168812Please tell me he's at the world cup this year
>>155168816I hate him, but not for the reason you think
>>155168817
>>155168841...OR DO THEY?
>>155168846I believe that we can win!chanting USA is racist chud
when does the show start
I''m so retarded that bots filter me
>>155168815She goes there strictly for BWC. The climbing wall is secondary.
Bump limit already. Shouldn't have made the thread so early
>>155168859too much assjust looks stupid
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WINAmericans truly are the worst football fans in history. No sovl what so ever
>>155168802I was reading Miguel de Unamuno's essays the other day and he just would not stop talking about how Spain isn't even European, but African, and that it was okay to be barbaric and uncouth, and that France could NEVER produce a writer as great as Cervantes, etc. You guys are just annoying, plain as.
>>155168802i thought alcaraz was brazilian
>>155168866NEURONS BURNT OUT
I hope peepee scores
>>155168855You don’t like Yugioh?
>>155168782you guys actually watch this sport year round? are you stupid?
>mfw an american was near me and he was really nice so we became friends
NO TO RACISMO
3-0 USA
>>155168704Thank you fren
>>155168859BRAAAAAAPPAAPAPA
MUSTAAAAAAAAARD
>>155168866
>>155168816He was right. And he won the 100m. So he's cool in my book
>>155168823Um he buck broke them. Only game they lost in the postseason cuz those pussies booed him.
USA USA USA USA
>>155168802>So I'm having somewhat of a dilemma. Which team should I support?good news, neither Americans nor Paraguayans give a shit
From Paraguay hereHope everyone has a great time!!
>>155168866holy fuaark
have they done the GOAT chant yet?>coz we support the US>the US>the US>and thats the way we like it>we like it>we love it!!
>>155168030Sour powers and a pack of Marlboro Reds
>>155168816he's our autistic weebthe only people that ever got mad were the wastes of lives on nba twitter
>shut up you fucking siesta niggerThis is what I mean. The anti Spanish propaganda is incredibly strong in the USA. They always pronounce the word "Spaniard" full of contempt and disgust. That ending, -ard, it's usually used to insult. It really is. And they really love using that word to point at us.Like in the movie Gladiator. In that movie like there's a scene where the boy asks Maximus "are you the one they call the "Spaniard"?" and it's pronounced full of contempt and disgust. But even that word is wrong because what is today Spain it was called Hispania. So it doesn't make any sense calling Maximus "The Spaniard". It would be "hispanus". "Are you the one they call "hispanus"?" But they really love using the word "Spaniard" full of contempt and disgust. Watch last year's Roland Garros final.
>>155168866>hisWhore.
>>155168904wholesome
Has anyone ever met a Paraguayan?
>>155168802Highlander reference, dummy
>>155168871Found the Glasgow Celtic fan
>>155168885they could say the same thing about people currently watching dogshit summer american football
I BELIEVE THAT WE'LL WIN
lmao olwen wilson
>>155167927i dont get it
>>155168859Salsita por favor
>>155168914drink some water nigga
as a fan of a real sport (baseball) why should i watch divegrass when i can just wait for the 1-2 highlights afterwards
I picture American soccer fans as nerds and theater kids who were ostracized from normal sport hereand spics too, obviously
>>155168923im sure theres a street of them somewhere in london
>>155168916Remember the Maine, to hell with Spain!
>>155168916Meds now, espanyol
>>155168923I did. He was an alcoholic.
>>155168802Los medicamentos, senior
>>155168904Hope you do too bro
New>>155168939>>155168939>>155168939
>>155168890dios mio
Leaked image of Canadians celebrating the draw on /sp/
What channel is eleornora on
>>155168916Dude take your meds no American even thinks about Spain except as a place to go in college to get laid
>>155168082You fat fuck m8
>>155168916stfu nigger
>>1551687102005 formation lol
gonna be a good gamemay the best team win mods should sticky this already
>>155168945the ebb and flow>>155168946showing your age
Let’s go Paraguay!
>>155168802lole
ishowspeed mentioned
>>155168802you are looking for something to get mad aboutour tennis analysts all love Alcaraz over Sinner... it's extremely noticeable how much they prefer him
>>155168916siestas are for commies
From Uruguay hereHope some of you niggas post trannies
how many tonight for cyber alfaro?
>>155168958armpit
>>155168898>if most people hate you, you win Nigger mindset
Stay hydrated guys, we never know what could happen #SafetyFirst
For me it's Jiu and Gahyun
Look at all the insults. The anti Spanish propaganda is so blatant. Like I have a google doc document where I list every single time I see some anti Spanish propaganda in an American movie. I realised it when I was a kid watching Pirates of the Caribbean and the evil guys were "The Spaniards". A movie about fucking monsters and evil pirates and the evil guy is a "Spaniard" (always pronounced full of contempt and disgust). Check that movie out, I'm not kidding. In anycase, once, in real life, an American asked me "where you from", and I answered "I am Spanish", and he said "Spanish?" and I said, "yeah, Spanish. Spain". And he said "ah!, you're a Spaniard" full of contempt and disgust. They always pronounce the word "Spaniard" full of contempt and disgust. They really do. Check Gladiator or the Pirates of the Caribbean. But you can also check the Carlos vs Sinner from last year.In anycase, I wanna bet some money on hyperliquid. Usa or Paraguay?
>>155168617SEXOOOOO
>>155169179kek
>>155167874you will when you start winningThis game hooks people
>>155169179dime donde vas pobre diablo
Why isn't this the USA kit instead of the generic red and white stripes?WE BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL LOSE
cheesed
>>126097569
Hey guys, my grandmother lost her tacky old lampshade, has anyone ITT seen it by any chance?
>>155167924Ty
>>155168904Looking to get your bussy filled
>>155167843>black man>called FreemanBRAVO NOLAN
