/comfy/USA vs ParaguayWorld CupDay 2Game 2
What am I even watching
why are they named after a gay parrot?
Haven't watched a Paraguay game in 16 years
genuinely embarrassed by all of the ads and celebrities hyping our dogshit team hope we lose
>>155169980Welcome to American sportsThe game starts inn30 minutes With intermittent 15 minute brakes for adsThere will also be ad time during the game
Do any Paraguayans even post here?
>>155170140I had to switch to telemundo to avoid that
>not showing the paraguyans singingdisgraceful direction
I'd rather if just UWereGay instead of a PairAGays! LMAO
cruise looking good desu
Poch looks like he lost some weight.
>>155170483Which considering where he lives is impressive
only 3 copters?
Who else BBC iPlayer with an VPN?
We comfy in here?I love flyovers, but doing them over a dome is dumb.
This stadium is crazy jesus christ
>>155170268they dont have internet
>>155170483Coke
>>155170720Why don't you give them some?
First game with a real WC vibe. Perfect timing here as well too (Saturday 1pm)>ENCISO RECOVEREDnow I'm hyped>>155170268There are a few, not exactly a rare
How many Big macs you reckon Poch can eat
I could have sworn I heard on tv that Enciso was injured but he's there...
>>155170268We used to have one in /copalib/ but he got jailed for drug trafficking
Whom should I root for?
>>155170162WutDid they really burgerify soccer so it looks like niggerball?!
Thank fuck for /comfy/. Can't hear yourself think in the stickies.
>>155170840I'm offended by your question boludo.All for the prensado of course
YOUESSAYY
STOP THE MATCHSOMEONE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN TO THE FANS WHY THEIR TEAM JUST GAVE AWAY THE BALL
>>155170848No racism allowed itt
Holy shit, USA chants have evolved.
Why is our coach Argentinian?
FUCK
>>155170900I dislike Paraguayans
this is my first time watching the English broadcast, was the crowd noise always this loud
dont underestimate paraguay, one of the most soulful football nations in the world
>>155170622Not airing over there?
Lmao the kits seemed reversed and I thought that always an USA chance.I've never seen bestguay play with that secondary kit
Isnt this nigga the coach of Costa Rica 2014? I think the US are in for a surprise but i'm not going to act like i know a lot about Paraguay
ZDF und ARD sind HURENSÖHNE
>>155170953NO REFUNDS
IT'S HAPPENING
ARBITRO LADRON, FUCK YOU
>watch on youtube >gambling ads>watch on tv>gambling ads
Where's Cardozo?!
>>155170953Not only that, he's top /loser/ mentality
>>155171000Some Games are behind a paywal
yeah I'm gonna get /druk/ on the couch now I think
>>155171031>too poor for magenta
>>155170991>>155171007Alfaro is gonna try to score early and park the bus like crazy. He's very solid defensively and has won with farmers against much bigger teams. Let's see if the US knows how to counter his style.
>>155170953DEI hire. He's fat, disabled and black.
>>155171105
all the streams look like shit what's with the white washout
More like ParaGAY lmao
Just buy dgo and stop complaining you cheap faggots
just tuned in what did I miss
best start to a match so far
>>155171253Americans gained 3 lbs
What is your go to order at McDonalds?
GOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
GOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL USA
OH NO NO NO COMMIEBALL BROS
Owen with the goal!!
USA USA USA USA
OWN GOALWE DONT EVEN NEED TO SCORE
>El ParaguANO
>>155169814IT'S CALLED SOCCER!!!!!!!!!
GODDAMIT
OWEN GOAL STRIKES AGAIN, WHAT A PLAYER
IT'S CALLED SOCCER
OH NO NO NO
USA USA USA USA USA USA
Great job by Pulishits but very poorly defended
BASED BASED BASED BASED
paraguay was going all out and paid the price, goymericans looking goodgerman commentator>thats what you call a nutmeg in the usa
What’s Paraguay known for
>Paragay
Too easy
Paraguay more like Paraguey
Nice play
MAERICA FUCK YEAH
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A FUCKING OWN GOAL
>mostly white crowdLET'S GOO real americans in this crowd today.
nice run by pullingz
Shit I SAW IT COMING THEIR ATTACK WAS VERY FOWARD, why is paraguay defense SO SHIT
>own goal on the WCKWAB
Is he gonna get Escobared? Tradition dictates so
DAS RITE
>EN CONTRA
>>155171138>paying 18,36€ monthly to get nothing
I BELIEVE
USAUSAUSA
Watchalonghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTmCpDO4EbY
The city of Paraguay
>>155171505getting fucked up in warsbeing soulful footballersbeing farmers
>>155171505It's the country that has a name like Uruguay, but is not Uruguay.
Red cards get sent straight to alligator alcatraz
>>155171613Utopias are already impossible you stupid hack
YES MORE CARDSACTIVATE MURDERBALL
Most Paraguayans and South Americans in general are really cool but there’s always at least a few people who absolutely hate America and I bet they are fuming
Last time a sudaca scored an own goal in a US world cup, in a game vs the US, he ended up murdered when he went back to his country...
decent atmosphere in burgerland ngl
Alright, I'm starting to think these Paraguyans arent very good. Also that Brazil commentator just called Pulisic the lebron james of soccer lmao
>>155171641kys
ok that guy is 100% a crossbreed between a human and a monkey
>>155171505being confused for the other 'guay
Paragay getting absolutely destroyed. I predict 4 -0
>>155171606its 11 euros and i share it with a budd so its 5.5thats like 20 cents per match
>>155171505Fourth most popular destination for German scientists in the 40s
>>155171675One country IS gay, the other is FOR gays Very important difference
>>155171703Don’t hate the messenger, hate the message
Paraguay are, much like most conmebol teams, home babies. Here's their away record during the qualies.
holy fuck what a heckin KICK that was boys. this is what world class soccer looks like.
you es ay looking pretty good
Why didn't Brazil take Paraguay
>>155171791I was talking to Alfaro dear namefag
>>155171749:(
Paraguabros this ain't looking good
COMMIEBALL BROS, WE ARE BEING EXPOSED
>>155171846We didn't even score
WITH THAT DEFENSE I PREDICT 5-0They need to train these men's spirit, one fucking goal and they're completely mentally destroyed
Americans, how many people you know are aware of this match?
lmao is that Mark Rubio? No way he doesnt have better things to do.
>>15517194785k in the stadium
>>155171743they're shilling him pretty damn hard there
>>155171505They love the 19th US President, Rutherford Hayes.
Let's hope he doesn't get what happened the last time a south american scored an own goal when against the US in a world cup game.
>>155171947I don't have any friendsI'm sure my dad knows its happening
Is Paraguay bad?
Which upcoming match is going to be the biggest ass kicking?
>>155171788which one is whichasking for a friend
based thread glad the avatarfagging and slag posting Indians have been kept to a minimum is this the best squad USA have ever had? lots of euro experience
>>155171947The honourable MARCO RUBIO is on the stands, every single American is following this game on the telly rn
>>155171884and you're winning
>>155171947I saw a bunch of people wearing US stuff walking around my city earlier, all the bars are showing it
what you guys doing on the hydration break?
>>155169980A good game
>>155172032they scored for you be thankful
A team that cant defend vs a team that can't attack its a tale as old as time
classic case of a team going up first and looking good, then blowing it
I kneel, America. I just threw away all my mate and bought a milkshake.
>>155171947Nobody at work today mentioned it at all. Saw a couple of Mexico jerseys yesterday and Scotland bros today
>>155171947I live in one of the most liberal cities in the country so a few bars have watch parties probably, but nobody cares in general. everyone is a bit burnt out culturally right now
Legit question: what goes on in Paraguay? I've met people from all over the continent, but no one from Paraguay and no one who knows somebody from there. Not even people who've been to Paraguay. I'm starting to think it's a psyop country. Are you sudacas keeping the aliens there?
>>155171769How the fuck is it 11€ ? Never in my life (33) have I ever heard anyone pay different than 18,36€ a month
>>155172041Para=forUr= you areUrwelcome
>>155172043We are reinventing football
>>155172094I DROPPED MY GUARANA PEPSI ONLY
first 'ffee of the morning brewed lads. comfy o'clock
>>155172032They’ve scored the only goal in this match so
kek no flopping
Gustavo Gomez sounds like a completely fake name. I might start using that as my alias at hotels.
>mulatto chokesmany such cases
Paraguay are shameless and pridefully the most lowblock 4-4-2 team ever. Its actually kinda endearing
Bestguay unironically need that cooling break to come asap lmao
>>155171743a fraud who gets carried by his role players?
>>155172004WE WILL REDEEM THIS WC OK
YepBest guay is getting goleated today
How the fuck did these guys concede just 10x in the qualifiers? They defend like shit, the US are running all over them
thats why we wear helmets, simple as
Whatever happened to Freddie Adu?
very gay flop on both sides
Truly a enword game
MEANWHILE>At my direction, the United States Southern Command delivered a swift and lethal kinetic strike to successfully execute Niño Guerrero, the infamous leader of Tren De Aragua, one of the most bloodthirsty Terrorist Organizations on Planet Earth. Before I returned to office, Joe Biden opened our Southern Border to millions of Illegal Criminals, and allowed this foreign army to rape, maim, and murder American Citizens with total impunity. During my Campaign, I pledged to expel these monsters from our Country, and bring Justice to the families of those they slaughtered, including the precious 12-year-old Jocelyn Nungaray, 22-year-old Laken Reilly, and countless other beautiful souls. With this action, the United States Military has brought retribution for them, their families, and their loved ones. Early in my Administration, I delivered on my promise to designate Tren de Aragua as a Foreign Terrorist Organization, deport thousands of evil criminals, and wage war against the Cartels, who have long been waging war against our Citizens, while weak leaders left America helpless and defensive. This action was coordinated closely with our friends in Venezuela, with whom we are working very well. As a result, Tren de Aragua terrorists no longer have safe haven in Venezuela or anywhere else and, under my leadership, we will find these vicious murderers and drugs lords anytime, anyplace, and send them to the depths of hell where they belong. GOD BLESS AMERICA! President DONALD J. TRUMP
>the mutt fucked it upGet him out . We only want our pure bred athletes in
>>155172123
>>155171947i just learned about this match 30 mins ago
Pochettino seems very chill tbqh
>>155172036Japan - Netherlands will be the most soulful
>>155172312He needs more time, heh....
Why isn't trump here
>>155172376so overrated
>>155172376take this to the stickied simp thread
>>155172345Child killing back in style
why is Russell Crowe giving pep talks to the burgers
Why even care for south american teams nowadays besides Argentina, Brazil and Uruguay (the best guay)
>>155172312
>>155172410Sucking israeli cock
Paraguay can't attack for their lives
>>155172410one of the endearing things about trump is that outside of the UFC he only gives a fuck about New York sports, he still loves the city
I can't get over how dramatic soccer players are over the slightest physical touch with another player. Is there some gamesmanship to it? >t. 4 year casual soccer watcher
big gay retard grass hockey
>Destgod I remember this bum, USA got no-one better?
>>155172410would rather attend the UFC fight right outside his house, that way when he falls asleep in the crowd it's a short distance to bed
why is a wingback playing as a winger? (dest)
>>155172491all of the hottest girls at my school played field hockey
>>155172112Their only purpose is bringing drugs in here
>>155172410why would he go to a pool game?
Where's our Mexican mercenaries? Growing up, the entire soccer team was full of mex-americans. Do they all decide to play for Mexico?
>>155172464It's actually shameful, I can't even watch it.
>>155172359Brudi I was talking about GEZ (ZDF&ARD)
>>155172492No the Dutch fraud is the best guy we have on the right
>>155172490football is the sport with the most injuries, constant running and sprinting, that makes it easy to fake shit because it could be real
>>155172490It was perfected by the Brazilians in the late 2000s. I think FIFA did a decent thing in cracking down on fake injuries though for this WC. If a physio is required then player has 10 seconds to get out the field and can only come back after 60 seconds
>>155172492Aaronson clears that fraud
>>155172410too many high ranking goverment personnel are present already, they try avoid gathering all in one place.
>>155172579Ngubus have stolen Paco's job
>>155172490dont exaggerate and just take it: referee sees it isn't too serious and you dont get the callexaggerate: higher chance of of getting callsunfortunate situation really
>>155172462never not be sad to be tbqh
>la cobra, davo, maldini and me chips have been shilling this team for months telling me they have more chances than Colombia
>>155172112I know a gringo youtuber who used to do coffee enemas that ran away to paraguay because they wanted to take her kids away from her, for very good reasons
America are looking pretty good on the attack, even with Paraguay having a shit defense.
Playing 4-4-2 usually in football gets you destroyed in the midfield yet Paraguay have found a way perfect it muy bien. The last team i recall playing 442 was Iceland in 2016
Whoever is the bestguayan right wingback needs to be fucking benched for the second half. Put a damn CB of you have to
>>155172462damn this kind of makes me sad. hope he has some job coaching soccer somewhere.
We got some pretty good sets . But it’s like there’s one retard in the mix that’s not on the same level. Almost like a nepo is in the mix.
>>155172710I wonder if she did anal. Probably right
FUCK BRAZIL. I'm gonna be a rooter for the NORDIC COUNTRIES at this World Cup.I'm a male nordic descendant.Country doesn't matter. Race is what matters. Remember this.'Country' is a psyop. Fighting for your 'country' at wars and letting other races invade your land, while letting the 'government' control your society, is what is causing the White Genocide worldwide.
pulisic kinda sucks
shameful display from Paraguay
>poweradethat still exists?
USA dominating in the first quarter
don't forget to hydrate
>>155172809why else would she make her colon clean as a whistle?
What is Alfaro telling them?
>>155172792Didn't he fucked a prime starlet for years? He will never have to endure an hour of real workNah I don't feel sorry for him at all
>>155172741They build and set up well but can't finish. Hopefully just nerves.
>>155172746442 gets played a lot besides its a flexible 442, they also defended ans built up in 5-3-2
What‘s going on with the White Sox?They‘re good now?
>hydration breakTHE ONLY POSITIVE OF SOCCER IS NO COMMERCIALS AND THIS FUCKING COUNTRY HAS TO RUIN THAT TOOFUCK YOU
Does anyone know whatever happened to that Paraguayan girl that said she would run naked in the streets of Ascunsion if Paraguay beat Spain in the 2010 World Cup quarters? I recall she used to tuck her Blackberry in the clevage
>announcer just straight calling it the end of the first quarterlol
>>155172922
why is America playing so good?Their doing trick plays in the last quarter of field like they're playing street ball.I love it.
Does Paraguay suck? I thought the US was supposed to be underdogs. It seems like the US is always on the offense.Also, who are the top countries I should be watching?
>first quarter breakknew they'd find a way to run more ads
>hydration breakIs this because someone died of dehydration? This wasn't a thing until the Qatar world cup as far as I can recall
This WC logo is fucking souless
>>155172844
>>155172829He has been your best player this (>)quarter so far
YAYYYYYY Im so glad I get to watch ads now!!!! This is what was truly missing from the beautiful game!!! THANK YOUR FOR THE ADS- oh I mean "HYDRATION" ;)
>>155172996argentina, brazil, and then western europe pretty much with a couple exceptions
Why do they show celebrities
>semen slurp breakLife imitates art
>>155172995their team is really good and north americans have a very positive football mentality. They are fast and offensive minded, like canada but better
>>155173045The modern world is soulless so it fits
>>155173045everything here is
APOLOGIZE TO GEORGE
>>155173038It's an excuse for american tvs to run ads but in 1994 a lot of players complained FIFA didn't allow them to drink water during games so i guess they are trying to avoid that
>>155173056that shit was awful. so was fruitopia.
>>155172922vamos
>>155173094Its Los Angeles
Anyone kind enough to provide a streaming link? All the websites I used to know don’t seem to work
>>155173007they hyped up overblown ameriweather for half a decade on a global scale just to run 8 credit card ads a game for month
>>155173094So Americans are interested in this game. They also do it in the NBA playoffs.
>>155172995US is hard on offense and Paraguay's defense is complete and utter shit
>>155173081It was like a 30second break, stop crying
It's 0230 in the morning This game is boring as shit
>>155173094because it's good for memes
bill gates
>>155172996Paraguay is the complete underdog in this match, US were clear favourites from.the beginning
>>155173094Americans worship celebrities
OH NO NO NO NO NO PARAWHY BROS
>>155172952She became major celebrity in her country She married a random footballer The footballer was sent to jail for child rapeShe defended her innocence She has been trying to repeat her success every single world cup. Every time is sadder and sadder
NOT SO FAST
>>155173177Their CBs are supposed to be good, Alderete was great for sunderland
>>155172272SIRS DO NOT REDEEM
FUACK
McKenney the >schalkeLegend
HOWEVER
There is logic for a hydration break I don't mind it personally. I dont like in Copa Lib though because all games are at night and already cool and cold
>offsidehuh
>>155172996>Does Paraguay suck?yes>who are the top countries I should be watching?Argentina, brasil, Japan, France, Germany... most Western European countries are decent
>2 clear offsides>asisstant ref didn't call any of them
>>155173038Qatar and last years cwc where the teams couldnt even play properly because of scorching american heat. Its just stupid to make it mandatory at every game.
Did American streams get a wall of text explaining the offside rule?
>>155173318Haji Wright in the bench too
>>155172996The only ones who have a chance are the 7 in the tournament who have won before
I’m not doubting the US team but it would be real funny if the only goal tonight is an own goal that benefits us
Tottenham are a spiritually American team in the way that they're both run by jews. Makes sense that Pochettino would want to manage them.
Paraguay is worst guay
>>155173318McFattie got bullied out of Leeds lol
OH NO NO NO NO PARAWHYITS OVER
>>155173454you were saying?
ad breaks in soccer only fucking burgers could this needs to end
that one stands
>>155172490It's nicknamed divegrass for a reason. That and injuries cost their clubs a lot more than in other sports.
GIVE THAT ONE OFFSIDES MFSUSA USA USA USA USA USA
>>155173416We get a picture in picture of trump explaining how the goal was stolen and he has proof
Nice goal, however
Holy shit La Hamburgueneta is unstoppable.
nice goal to be fair
Jesus Christ, Paraguay... what the FUCK are you doing?
>Pass it forward>ScoreIts that simple really. The World Cup eagle is ours.
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRR
They need to get rid of that right back with the yellow hes being exposed
Paragay sux dicc lol
Not offsides that time lel
put pepi init's farming time
>>155173328>There is logic for a hydration breakI liked that it was an endurance battle. Peak physical condition athletes should be able to run for 45 minutes without water without dying, unless it's 90 degrees or something
It's paraguover
I barely watch this sport and I can tell that was dogshit defense
>>155173159https://youtu.be/7EFTDmwcleI
>>155173465paraguay is not the realguay
wtf at this rate Paragay are gonna eat 7 goals easy
It's men vs boys out there, gigantic gap
This team is a buzzsaw. Third worlders are shitting themselves. Imagine if we cared and soccer was more than a sport for toddlers
>MURRICA BEST TEAM OF THE TOURNAMENT SO FARi repeat>MURRICA BEST TEAM OF THE TOURNAMENT SO FARAre you feeling the bern, burgers?
ITSCOMINGHOME
>>155173525do hockey games in Canada not have commercial breaks?
paraguay's defender on that far side is absolute trash
CONMEBOL is a joke outside of Argentina & Brazil.
So we win right?2 goals may as well be 100 right?
more like Padagoal
Pulisic on a generational run, ngl
This is the team that beat Brazil?
Guarani sisters...
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>155172688They are retards, but we aren't better either
Arsenal fan hereHappy for my boy Balogun, made the right choice playing for US instead of Nketiah who thought he could make it for England
So "World Cup goals" are basically going to be a meme stat after this tourney with all the shitters in the groups no?
>>155173164lfmao is that George Lucas
Alfarobros not like this
Why are Paraguay players so zesty?
>>155173512I have been corrected and I’m happy FUCK YEAH USA USA
>>155173825world cup "stats" are kind of a meme in general
How Poch is doing fine the States but at Chelsea he sucked. He has to suck up to The Orange Man anyway
We're going to have a phenomenal group stage and get SMOKED by a real time in the first knockout game. Calling it now.
Who else is into busting cheeks?
this game is over
...mmm paraguaybros?
>>155173787Not so fast lad
But YTubers told me Paraguay was a BEAST...
>>155173649The heat has been reported to be an actual problem for this World Cup too, so water breaks it is.
>>155173825Always has been but yeah now even more so
World Number One
>>155173936That RB is sus as fuck
So Paraguay is just gonna let us have the ball the entire game
why does paraguay suck so badly?
I never doubted my American bros. I'd would've been happy if Canada had won too.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>155173819You seriously believe we would be this embarrassing? No way
80 percent of the game happens on the burger left wing/bestguayan right lmao
Wtf we're going to win the World Cup now
DANGLES>DANGLESDANGLES>DANGLESDANGLES>DANGLESDANGLES>DANGLES
>>155173909We'll beat Bomalia in the round of 32 then get slaughtered by the first real team in the ro16
>>155174033because Pulisic is good and the Paraguayan right back is shit
I cant fucking sneed
>>155174011They weren't usually this bad.It has to be the pressure getting to them, they are genuinely outclassed so far
Why didn't they hire Brazilian and Argentine mercenaries that couldn't make it on their NTs?
>>155174033gee i wonder why
>>155173825It was way more of a meme up to the 1950s or so. Every WC until then averaged over 3 goals a match. Especially 1954. No World Cup after 1958 averaged 3+ goals.
>>155174011dogshit defense, they're probably mentally destroyed too.
He's watching from above, do it for him.
>>155174012Canada cost me 800 dollars earlier
So remind me, is pulisic still an injury prone merchant? Haven't kept up with him since he left Chelsea.
>>155173164Hey that guy went to my highschool
>>155173909If you win the group you get a 3rd place team and if you get 2nd you get the 2nd in Belgium's group which is pretty weak. From what im seeing this team can have a pretty good run this tournament
FOR CHARLIE KIRK
>already lost one side in the interconfed POs>another getting trampled by mls shittersWhat's happening sudaca frens?
why are foreigners still so obsessed with George Floyd?
Ouch
>>155174136breathtaking image, god bless
americans are simply playing like monsters rn and paraguay cant cope. I love that the indomitable youthful and anti-decadent spirit of americans still lives and thrives, all socialists must be locked up.
Bolita or ChiLEL would never...
>>155174198Its a meme since you fags forced him so hard for some reason
Man I don’t want to see celebrities I want to see big yiddy girls
>>155174159Bro...
Couldn't ask for an easier first opponent to open the WC Campaign against.
>>155174198it takes years for trends from the capital to make it to the provinces
>>155174198I can't even believe this nigga >>155174185is still talking about charlie hebdo
>>155174136He's busy beating bitches in heaven.
I don't want to see crowd shots of Bill Gates, George Lucas and others I just want to see qts for fucks sake it's woke madness
>>155173758too many. this is the only sport that should be without that shit
>>155174198He showed the world you do not only worship jews but blacks as well
>>155174181I'm telling you we are not good. You will be astonished when you watch them play a top 10 team they will get circles run around them.
This is the worst Paraguay since Solano López's death btw.
>be alfaro>play 4-4-2>pochettino places three players on each side and you’re always down one man>when you attack it’s only one attacker against 4 defenders That’s why South American footy needs to develop. These outdated tactics suck
>Paraguay getting atropelated rnwhat did conMEMEbol mean by this?
They don't seriously expect us to believe there's more than 60k in the crowd kek
>>155174328How long until they start breaking legs?
>>155174292idolatry is our most common sin
US VS IRAN IS CLOSER
>>155174332Should play 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1
>>155174318what joy to people like you find in life?you are so convinced we will be terrible you try to bring everyone else downwe MIGHT be shit, but we also MIGHT beat a few teams and make a decent run to the round of 16 or QFswhat is the point in being such a dick? what do you get out of it? you really don't know either way, so why act so certain?
2-0 down and paraguay are still sitting deep letting usa have the ball
>>155174181Wait you're telling me 3 teams will qualify out of 4 this time? What the hell?
>>155174381>US and Iran have agreed to the "wording" of a game
JUST WOKE UP, WHAT DID I MISS?
>>155174318USA player decent against us and could even have won or get a draw.Never underestimate americans.
>>155174443They are not "letting" them, they are just shocked and in awe at such relentless pressure.
>>155174318Just watch the game you faggot buzzkill.
our boys haven’t looked this hungry since 2016
>>155174526They're AmericansThey're hungry all the time
>>155174272paraguay was playing like a top 5 team. USA just wants it more.
>>155174496worst guay shitting their own defense and giving US their first own goal
>>155174515Nah I remember when they played some mid team like the Netherlands who made them look like school boys.Was real embarrassing
>>155174496worst guay getting run over
>>155174465Well, only the best 3rd placed teams qualify, not all of them...but yeah, you have roughly a 2/3 chance to pass if you get 3rd place
How the fuck did this team only give up 10 goals in Conmebol qualifying?
>>155172824>t. Chudinho Jorgensen Da Souza
>>155174465Same situation as the last World Cup you guys hosted lol
Is the USA now on that Croatia/Portugal/Belgium level or is Paraguay just fucking terrible?
>>155174614Yes
>>155174431I agree. always support your team, regardless of how shit they are. remain optimistic, we could fluke 1-2 wins in knockouts.
Paraguay taking the dive for a fat check from Trump
>>155174604Extreme bus parking and murderball, which is not allowed as much in the wc.
The US used to be one of the worst teams in the tournament. With the amount of population, money, and infrastructure the US has, it's obvious that they would improve, but this is still impressive. In 10 or 20 years, they might really be a favorite
poch is doing work with this squad, playing much better than before
>>155174604Conmebol qualys are a slog
Old man Reams legs are gone
>>155174576I now remember 2006 against Italy.
>>155174667We're fluking a championshipWe did it in hockey in the 80s we can do it in soccer
paraguay look so bad. ik they're not a powerhouse, but still, it's us.
>>155174431>>155174522Fuck off faggot I am like a dose of medicine for you. Snap out of dreamland, I'm in my 40s and Americans have never been and never will be good at soccer. Our society selects for niggerball only. You'll see, we'll play a top 10 Euro team and get gaped.
>>155174576>>155174585>USA winning the first gameTHIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?SOUTH MERRICA BROS HOW CAN WE STOP THIS???
>another slipThe state of this pitch
>>155174718People have been saying this for decades anon and we still always end up rather mediocre
>>155174598I'm assuming thats just goal difference then, right? >>155174608>1994 world cupAnon I was born 3 years later, and the only World Cup I actually remember watching was the 2010 one.
Paraguay trying to build play from behind but they seem to be playing at 0.5 speed.
>>155174702>14 goals scored in 18 qualifying matchesI figured that was the case.
man what a boring match, its no fun mopping the floor with some paraguayan scrub n00b
>>155174702Doesn’t seem like their bus parking is working very well
>>155174604They actually thought they were much better than you for this match. At qualis they parked the bus heavily and bet it all on counters. It worked, but it also made them think they could play 1 on 1 vs teams that are not Argentina or Brasil.
>>155174781You got 3rd in 1930
>>155174834Do your commentators say "it's quite greasy out there?"that's what ours say when it's like this
>>155174718>In 10 or 20 years, they might really be a favoriteNo. The most genetically gifted athletes will still pick basketball or the NFL, etc. You need more than talent, which obviously they have in spades.
the crowd has no idea what's going on
trudeau is such a corny fag
Damn USA looking better than Mexico...
The first set of decent titties we see all game and it’s fucking Katy Perry I am going to kill myself
Paraguay was paid to take an L. No way US is this good.
Why are you gringos getting mad about winning a game?
>TrudeauUhhh I didnt see him in the Canada game earlie. Why is he here?
Trudeau watches Team USA against Paraguay instead of staying home to watch Canada.
>>155174886Great it only took a world war to kill all the competition for us to get 3rd place kek
>>155174886Only in retrospectThere wasnt a 3rd place game in 1930
I KICKED A BALL AND A I LIKED IT
>tfw no gf to watch the match with
sneed
I'm going to make a cheesesteak at halftime not sure if I want to pair it with a yuengling or a craft beer
>>155174971none of us give a shit about this lol, I love the world cup but it's like the US isn't at all a team I have connection to, we just don't care about soccer here
Paraguayans are so fucking SLOW. all the burgers have to do is kick the ball forward and their ngubus will get there first lmao
>>155174973these celeb cameo shots are lame man I just want to see attractive, normal women
ITS A DISASTER
>>155174909i keep getting the teams mixed up
>>155174973He never cared about Canada
Dear Lord... it's just painful now.
DIOS MIO
paraguayan defense is atrocious
kino goal actually
>>155174847Yeah, 24 team tournaments have the best 4 out of 6 3rd placed teams advance to the next round. Portugal won Euro 2016 after finishing 3rd in their group, for example. This tournament is just the same thing, but double that (best 8 out of 12 3rd placed teams).
beauty!
>>155174973wait did Trudeau really go to the US match and not the Canada one? or did he go to both?
FLO FLO FLO FLO FLO FLO FLO FLO
>>155174884Yeah, watching this 1st half so far they don't look suited for the type of football they've played so far at all. Wonder why they didn't just park the bus and play for that 1 counter to steal points. This is outright embarrassing right now.
USA
Is this a u20 Paraguay? This is pathetric
>Balogun100% American born and raised there. My boy.
>>155174971It's soccerWe don't give a shit lmaoIt's cool we're up 3-0 but I just can't be expected to think we can beat France
>>155174880Because in conmebol games you are allowed to stop the play with a foul and regroup over and over again without getting carded. Here they are forced to let USA pass the ball and break their lines.
How do you say "it's over" in Poor o Gay?
>>155175051Have you heard any coworkers or neighbour talk about today's match?
THIS SEMEN SLURPING SPORT IS TOO EASY
TOTAL PARAGUAY DEATH
>>155175073I literally called the goal
BETTERFASTERSTRONGER
Golazo. Embarassing for Paraguay and Sudacas around the world
Jesus what the fuck happened to BalogunHe looks like a real striker
Paraguayan war flashbacks
Damn the USMT actually looks good
>>155174908>The most genetically gifted athletes will still pick basketball or the NFL,trvke that every American watching world cup needs to internalize. we will always be second/third rate because of this
America will get behind this team because of BaloGUN in his name
they should fire the Paraguay coach at half time, how do you prepare a team this badly
Idk much about Soccer.Europeans and South Americans, how are we playing atm?
MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDSgood goal
>>155175235no, I barely talk to either though tbf
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
USA FOREVER
BALOGUN BAAAANG BAAAAANG
>>155175231Se acabo
>>155174891Nah they called thr pitch too perfect, which it is look wise but it's mixed with synthetic and real grass
Your halftime plans?
USA 3POOR AND GAY 0
It's the gun show pew pew pew
Imagine spending 6 months sneaking through the country to watch the game and you country plays like thisI would be asking ICE for a lift back home before half time
paragay doesn't look like they want to be there. they're not even trying
Damn Paraguai is getting arrebentated
A CATASTROPHE
be interesting to see how powerful a Poch USA team really is (against non jobbers)I do rate Pochettino
It's called SOCCER
nasty finish
>>155175318Paraguay is shit, good tactics overall. You need to be tested against a better team, but I see potential unironically.
>>155175274He’s been a monster the entire second half of ligue 1
Paraguay fans having the same color scheme as the US fans sucks because it's confusing to see them silent when the US scored lol
>>155175373How's her feet game
Best game so far. Thank you, 'Merica.
>>155175318Seems like we're just beating up a retarded lmao
Poch is the GOAT
>>155175445Call it ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL
sheeeeeesh our boys are gonna get gaped
Imagine if America actually cared
>>155175318pretty good although Paraguay is shit
>>155175177>games 4 hours apart You tell me fucktard. Even a private jet couldn’t do that
I'd be shocked if this wasn't the best US performance ever in a world cup. Just an overall incredible game, virtually perfect by them i'm genuinely impressive, every single player looks good
Paraguay should forfeit before it gets worse
no idea whomsoever half these guys are but go USA
>This Paraguay defeated Brazil
>Be American >Have the best womens soccer team>Now also have the best mens soccer teamIt's that simple.
Paraguay is fucked. I don't think they'll be able to react.
Paraguay, WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOING!!!
>>155175442are you even watching the match? USA looks decent right now but Paraguay is making a lot of mistakes and that backline has brainfog or something
USA #1
love this mousy nepobaby whore
Bought matchWell done, scummy americunts
LFG USA USA USA
>>155175479honestly same here lmao
If every soccer game had this much scoring we may actually care lmao
>BBC commentators slurping off Americansmmmmm yeah keep it coming baby
>>155175490It was the first game until (now) worstguay entregated the boipussy
shitpost are too fast, thread lags
>>155175486ugly feet
Thank you based USA for saving this dead sportToo bad I missed the first goal cuz I was fiddling with the streaming serviceFuck ValaTV fucking jews
>>155175475I don't watch Ligue 1Whenever he plays for us he's been knockoff darwin nunez
>>155175577At this point they are fucking their GA too. They might have been eliminated in these 45 minutes alone
>>155175433Paraguay is gonna be estuprated3 x 0 is cheap
Brazilbros please explain this >>155175549
at least paraguay is whiter than usa
>>155175186When they beat us 2-1 last November, we had 79% ball possession. Just to make it clearer.
>>155175432the mighty summer of la its killing them, its over for the rest of the world
>>155175599Unfunny whore
>>155174973>>155175177His bitch is american. Take a guess.
Those Paraguay fans must be regretting dropping 5 bands for them and their family to come out.
>>155175590>backline brainfogI think that's being generous. They're just being outplayed. They're stood there like statues while the US run around them for fun.
>>155175651Then she doesn't deserve to be in that card
>>155175541You mean 1930 aside?
The US is playing like 2014 Germany
>>155175318Very good desu, but the opponent is having a total meltdown
I think this semen slurping sport is for me.
>>155175743agree. never rated her
>>155175696mestizos and mulattos are the same amount of white
>>155175696>95 percent mestizo in paragay, only 5 percent europeanwrong
isure Paraguay isn't great but USA had Germany on the backfoot ike this for much of the first half before they made all the subs in the second half. They're legit
>>155175514Aren’t you a much better team then paragay
>>155175692Worst Brazil NT since the 80's.
>>155175654I love the world cup, even Serbian provinces get flags, cool
>>155175746Those were farmers
>>155175746Anon 1930 may as well be ancient Egypt
I genuinely want to hear zlatan talk, shut up retards
Also fuck PulisicHe was so shit the last 6 months for Milan and now he decides to show upI'd sell his non-commital ass
>>155175692That was a fluke goal by Diego Gomez bro trivelad a shot it was supposed to a be pass
>>155174807they have to take more cocaine
>>155175807on the dulux colour chart
GEORGE
>>155175600Cope Tick tock Joao
>>155175854he is playing one of the worst teams in the tournament, he's still shit
>>155175840>>155175842I'm always irked by this disrespectful treatment of history A WC semifinal is a WC semifinal
>>155175882you're the biggest buyer of cocaine in the continent bro don't close their deals
>>155175854holy rare
>>155175654Damn, where is this guy posting from, Mars?
Garra Guarani has really been exposed today by Americans out of all countries. The team that usually KWABs them is Argentina
>>155175743Kys diaspora serbitch
>>155174908This. The big four pro sports (football, basketball, baseball, and hockey) are where the money is here. And it's that way because the general American public DGAF about soccer outside of the World Cup and, to a lesser extent, the Olympics. Even those who do care about soccer mostly care about the Premier League, UEFA, etc., not MLS. Until MLS can draw TV audiences like the big four does, soccer is going to be an afterthought in America.
How is your cut for the summer going?
>Paraguay>Turkiye>AustraliaThis is basically in the bag. Turkey will be the only challenge, and >we can get a cheeky draw and hope Turkey chokes the job.
Finally got home, didn't see the game til now. Is USA doing good, or is Paraguay just terrible?
>>155175962It was a 13 team WC played back before most of these countries even had teams
>>155175666exactly, something is very wrong. It's hard to come back from that, unless they really shake things up and come back completely renewed.
>>155175710Just looking at the way they setup it seems like they are a team more suited to playing without the ball, soaking pressure and hitting on a singular counter to steal points, don't know what possessed them to think deviating from that system and trying to play the US straight up made any sense. They are getting run ragged and look completely confused whenever the US makes a run of any kind at their back 4.
>>155175854NT player, the most kind of sovlful player.
So, time for a pivotal decision for /yfmoc/ for this WC: new thread at 500 or we wait until page 9? I prefer the later
bro wtf tim ream is still on the squad?
>>155175996still uncut actually, it get's harder to stay that way every year in this country if you catch my drift
if they go 4-0 up immediately after the half, when is the respectful amount to switch to muted celebrations? 5? 6?
>>155175854shiiiit is that Kosovo? There's like 5 of you on 4chan as a whole.
>>155176004both tbdesuparagay backline is choking
>rebecca lowe is working for fox sports nowNbcsportsbros??
>>155175996On a bulk rn, going on 17 years.
>>155176004You missed the reincarnation of Pele's Brazil.
>>155175654You are my best friend
>a shiptar scum just @d meKinda revolting sensation, ngl
>>155176048Page 9 is the proper form
>>155176059Tim Ream, the Cristiano Ronaldo of soccer
>>155176069They should showboat more with each goalFuck sportsmanship :^)
>no half time Indian simpsBLESSED THREAD
>>155176078it just for world cup, henry is also there
>>155175854>balkanfag>supports Milanpottery
>>155175988It’s a question of passion, not of external metrics like TV audiences
>>155175942And yet he played even worse against relegation teams in Serie ANot a single goal in 6 months
>>155175971>kosovo>com os ovo
>>155175854R A R EARE
>>155176014Yes and you made it to the semis. Take the W
>>155176004yes
>>155175997>TurkeyWe shouldn't have to worry about a country which can't even spell its own name correctly.
>>155176153CHILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>155175785slurped it first get fucked
>>155176034Also they are one of the NTs that fouled the most, yet got fewer red cards than us, and even fewer yellows than Chile, Brasil, Peru. The reffs allowed them to foul without end at home. It was an unpopular opinion to call them out cuz muh based little guy beating the big dogs.
>>155176036Klose is thatPuli is a bitch
Who's the better player out the North American ngubus Jonathan David or Folarin Balogun?
what are we drinking tonight/this morning?
paraguay zone marking is awful. usa's striker for the second goal was basically free
It’s 10PM in the Eastern US right now, we’re up 3-0 I can just go to bed now right?
>>155176153Good lad
At a restaurant, these ads are killer what the fuck
>>155175988It unironically cost MORE to play traveling Soccer in the US than any of the big 4 sports which is a huge detriment to growing the game at the youth level.
>>155175696Paraguay is the only modern country that’s ever had state enforced race mixing
I can't wait unitl Giannis leaves Milwaukee we're sick of him
>>155175988The problem is the MLS is fast becoming a retirement league where old players go to make big bucks and play with zero pressure.
>>155176036>>155176284Inb4 he's the next Paolo Rossi
remember to purchase advertised products
>>155176036This desu>does meh or okay for club, dislikes being a mercenary>gives all his soul to the motherland every 4 years, constant danger on the field while the entire world is watchingLegends are made of this
>>155176292just had my last one debating cracking open some liquor
Do other countries not have ads?When I was traveling internationally this year, I would put on the sports channel in the hotel room and I'd see ads. So I don't get why you faggots are complaining water breaks.
>>155176308Its very rare for teams to make a comeback at 3-0 so you may proceed
>Qatar vs Switzerland tomorrowI'm genuinely not watching that game.
>>155176069Right at the 4. That's when there's no hope of a comeback and extra goals don't matter
Someone make the second thread
>>155176346Little incentive too. What does the above average but not top tier travel soccer player aspire to do? Play in college where no scouts will give a fuck about you? And for the few that make their mark, ride bench in MLS or some other shit league for paltry pay?
>murica gets BTFO hard by Iran>a day later, they win their first WC matchyeah, some weird shit is going on. it the weather too hot, or paraguay got paid to lose?
>>155176398Because Brasil, Argentina and Uruguay literally killed most men in their country during the triplice War
>>155176463I miss players like that, like Pajaro Caniggia. De Paul is sort of like that.
>>155176495Telemundo doesn't cut to ads, they keep the feed in-stadium
>>155176440I only buy products advertised in Uncharted 2 (2009)
>>155175224Go for the shins as they try to get past, nasty foul or two, ref doesn't want to appear biased so no danger of red card, suddenly instead of testosterone and dopamine flowing it's stress, rage, and fear of getting hurt. Paraguay get time to calm down and figure out how to play again. Too late now of course, they should have done that after the first goal.
>>155176495Full screen ads only happen during half time. Now we get them during these "cooling" breaks too.
>>155176583>CaniggiaLove him desu, a noble player.
Make your predictions, how effective will Paraguay’s halftime adjustments be?
>>155176569No you may not. We jump ship at page 9 as agreed beforehand
>>155175854Blame Alegri terrorist ball not Pulisic
>>155175826dunno
>england had their balls stolenIt's over
>>155176623>going to hard tackle the host nationYeah, I don't think reffs are afraid of helping them in particular.
>Puligod OUTburger bros...
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE>1-0BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT>2-0WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED>3-0AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING>(You) are here
>>155176789Very cocky decision. Perhaps an early guayan goal make things interesting
>pulisic outgood>nepobaby inalso good
>>155176699do they have any guy who doesn't play like he's on opiates on the bench?
>>1551766991 more own goal
>>1551766995-1 is my bet
it's fucking retarded you can just "convert" to another country. national teams don't have the magic they used to when you can just naturalize and poach someone
>pullisic dead already FFS
they pulled that nigga pulisic to rest him
>>155176918Maybe they're just resting him on purpose since he's made of glass. Could backfire, let's see.
>Pulisic outDon't think I'll be finishing this game tbhlads.
Pulisic dedIt’s over
>>155176789is this when they start parking the busCAM ON PARAGUAS, BEAT THE AMERIFATS>>155176909it is. odd how this trend started when US "investigated" FIFA for being corrupt.
>>155176513same i'm working OT
Paraguay definitely changed their attitude. Hope it doesn't backfire and they end up 5-0
AIRBALL
Let’s see how this nigga Berhalter performs
do they not play soccer in this Paraguay place?
>>155176418Been headed that way ever since they landed Beckham 20 years ago. They tried to buy relevance instead of earning it, and it backfired.
>>155177038Almiron impersonating mpoop in the wc final
Blatant dive. Imagine getting refballed at home.
Isn’t diving a VAR penalty??
>>155175854R A R E ARE
Shockingly bad defence
Does this tournament have VAR
>>155177076I believe
>>155176909What are you talking about, if anything, they made it a tad easier in the last decade
What the fuck is happening
lmao
EL VAR SINSO
HAHAHAHA reversed for diving
>>155177096CALLED
>>155177124Yes
Absolute retard ref carding the wrong team. Retarded cocksucker.
Is this legal? I mean, it's fair but I didn't know you could use the var for this.
LOL didn't even touch him
kek absolutely shameful dive
>>155177038They also started the first half like that kek
>VAR for diveHooly based fuck that guy.
Did soccer really need this technology BS?
GET NERFED SPIC DIVERS
REFGODS
World Cup doesn't start til Argentina steps on the field desu, boring
You know what? GREAT.Fucking faggot instead of running he thinks of diving
>mistaken identitywut
oh wow, Paraguay is so bad they tried to fake as if it was a penalty
LMAOjudge is cooked
Reviewing fouls way after the play is so retarded.
???i used to play this sport i don't remember this rule
>Getting stomped at home>Get the 1st yellow for Simulation at this WCParaguay taking Major L after Major L tonight.
lmao he took a dive after all.
ABSOLUTELY BASED REFGODS
Kill divers, well done
>red LMAO
>>155177298To catch divers? Fuck yes, it ruins the sport
>>155177358He misgendered them/they.
>>155176909This is way I don't like having Spanish players in our NT. We won the WC in 2022 being 1 of only 2 teams in the whole tournament where every player was actually born here (other one was Brazil)
DONALD TRUMP SAVES SOCCERDIVING PENALTY
>>155176346It’s Crazy you guys don’t have fields everywhere, I can’t think of a neighborhood that doesn’t have a small field here, from the richest to the poorest
Paraguay have not only lost the match, but much more importantly, the story.
>>155177298Yes, video replay is less bullshit than winning the WC with a handball or other common pre-VAR shenanigans
simulate this bussy
>>155177242They changed the rule going into the World Cup.
>>155177479hi /heem/
>prays on hands and knees for the penalty this dude just aura-negated their dive
chilean commentators said only the 2nd yellow card can be reviewed with the VAR, right before they announced the card for simulation lmao
>>155177472There's fields everywhere in the US. What in the world are you talking about?
Unfortunately, this game it's a good example of why ngububall took over football
ERA
>>155177472There are fields everywhere but very few competitive teams. Hence the expensive travel soccer trope
>>155177594what is ngububall
>>155177594ESCUCHEN
>up three at the half:)>we're subjected to gallons of semen for the second:(
I hope we dont get exposed this hard against Portugal
>>155177561>watching it on chilevisionYou deserve it desu
>>1551774378'm all for cracking down on diving, I'd rather just have it reviewed after the match with the penalties being fines and/suspensions, rather than disrupting the flow of play.
>>155177624>>155177576Are they free? Do kids play there?
>>155177633RUN THE BALL
>USA are entering their dribbling eraGonna be quite a show when they face the elite teams where that shit doesn't fly anymore
>>155177472That is the problem, we DO have fields everywhere, you just need to pay a retarded amount of money to play in any organized league, and trying to play a pickup game on one of those fields usually gets you kicked off unless you reserved the field(which defeats the purpose of a pickup game) lol.
>>155177298Cheaters and anti-sportsmanship culture are really dominant in soccer, so yes.
>>155177669Is there any place where I can watch without gambling adsFor real
>>155177710They are not understanding you anon, they can't play on public fields there cuz niggas would rob and shot them over a ball or a pair of shoes.
do americans really need to have famous people in matches just so people will watch them? jfc>>155177669I just looked for some stream and found chv. what do you suggest?I don't even have a TV lmao
>>155177720it's like watching cavemen learn to hunt
they'll regret not taking this black fella on a hattrick off if he gets injured
>>155177710Yes, they're municipal and free. I live in the South where no one really gives a shit about soccer and my town has a huge soccer complex.
>>155177704There need to be in-game consequences. fines don't do shit especially at national level
>>155177777Nice quints, anon.
>>155177710Yes. Soccer is big with kids under 13 and girls.
>>155177773blame the gambling jews for trying to psyop women into liking sports for more money
>>155177710Yes even in cities. There are also tons of free community leagues for kids that almost everybody plays in but nobody takes seriously. The problem is that soccer is a kids game here
>>155176292sipper sunshinehoppy, booppy, droppy; it's perfect for winding down from the hustle and bustle of the big city.
>>155177745Crazy, I live in a gated community and see kids playing on the neighborhood park all the time
>>155177479That's grim, but they can still rescue the NOG
Pen?
>>155177777it's like watching those digits damn
stonewall penalty
>>155177484We'll have to agree to disagree on that. There isn't a single sport other than the NFL that has incorporated video review where I don't hate what it has done to the game.
>>1551777771-77777O NÚMERO DA BESTAAAAAA
it's kind of odd that nearly the entire game has been in Paraguay's end of the field, right?
>>155177773I have directv from prime video, only 5 mil lucas, half actually i am sharing with my dad
>>155177919FIFA = Fédération internationale de football associationThe real name of the sport is association football.
>>155177870You sound just like me anon Man I wish I was American
>>155178019Because they suck massive balls desu, their defense was shit at the beginning now they're just whimpering shells of men
>>155177777
>>155177777Checked
>>155177804Suspensions would if they were a serious threat.
They're fucking up a bunch of good opportunities
>>155177870Yeah its really shitty but people like Zlatan, David Beckham, ect. calling out this bullshit while they were in MLS brought a lot of attention to the issue and while MLS Clubs have created academies now the grassroots level is still a shitshow filled with money grubbing officials and terrible coaches.
>>155177745In contrast, Julián Álvarez learned to play here, on that small field on the top right. And matches against other towns were organized by no more than a dozen people, asking for maybe 20 USD a month from the parents.
I don't know shit about soccer, but it seems like in the 2nd half some of these dudes should just be taking the shot. Fuck the extra pass go for it.
>>155178064>SOCCERsoccer
that was pathetic girlish screaming by that us playerif sir alex had heard that...
>>155177298Absolutely. What happened during the SEA Games last year reminded me why all this tech exists in the first place.
>>155178080So they are way worse than team USA? Despite all the close matches they had against Argie/Brazil?
>>155178182Heard it too. kekAnd it was not the first time he did it.
>>155178182I was gonna say, sounded like the women's team for a second there
I don't know if the other broadcasts have this but I'm sick of this Brazilian faggot showing these budweiser and coke ads every 5 minutes.
>>155178147I was convinced Alvarez was a rich city boy
I certainly hope seeing they can use VAR on dives will stop Neymar from his usually bullshit(even if it was hilarious at times).
>>155178124every one was berhalter being out of position
Bro clearly all the Paragay coach said at the break is to start plying dirty
>>155178233I hope this VAR usage keeps Neymar from playing altogether.
>>155178221Sounds like you need a hydration break
>>155178157Some players are honestly not cut out for it, too afraid to fuck it up, they look for a pass that isn't there when it's clear the time to shoot has come.Actual strikers aren't like this and when they're on goal you know they only have one thing in mind.
>>155178214The USA are roided to the gills
>>155178042>5 mil lucasyou must be rich to pay that much for TVsrsly now, is that some kind of promo? sounds cheap. what does it include?
Balogun is trying a bit too much for that hat trick and seems to have ran out of gas as a result
>>155178147That town looks like 100s of different towns in Manitoba/Saskatchewan/Alberta
>>155178280Welcome to south america
>page 7where will we all go :(
>>155178221my fox sports stream doesn't have that
>>155178073Not me, it’s a nice country to vacation, but life there is hellish, I wish I lived in Spain, best country on earth
>>155178312PEPI
THIRD QUARTER IS OVER
>>155178200What happened in SEA? /lit/ tourist here
>Hydration breakWhat the actual fuck is this bullshit
SEMEN SLURP TIME
>>155178231He wasn't poor, but he's from a very small town
>>155178351No I know all about but usually they accompany it with better playing They’ve still been shit and only added the dirty bit
A new thread needs to be made on page 9. We might not need it though
>>155178221I've seen those here a couple of times. Ten years ago they'd kill you if you suggested this.
>>155178214The US is violent on attack and Paraguay are crying internally, I didn't imply US was bad. From the first minute of the game they were very focused on attack. Paraguay dug their own grave.Also that fluke was like 2 years ago, no? The Brazilian team has a different focus nowadays.
>>155178221
>>155178293We have unlimited protein.
GATHER ROUND BOYSGONNA NEED YOU ALL TO SLURP FOR THIS ONE
>3 minute hydration break>No extra time to compensate for thisInfantino must pay for his Jewery.
if it were actually about hydration they should be banned from conferring as a team, certainly the manager shouldn't be allowed to update tactics to the whole teamthis is the same reasoning behind the new rule where they've banned team talks with the coach when goalkeepers fake an injury and get the physio on.
>>155178465
>>155178364Someone link a new comfy thread. Main match thread is hell
>>155178306One month of dsports at fullhd and you can share with another IP
>>155178426newfag
>>155178283Why the fuck is he even on the WC Squad anyway?
>Argie DT>team moves up 2 o 3 levelsAlways saving your fucking asses.
>>155178293usa is just physically larger. no steroids needed to skeleton mog
>>155178538It's a burger scam to turn the game into NFL and have ad breaks all the time
CUS WE SUPPORT THE US THE US THE USTHATS THE WAY WE LIKE ITWE LOVE IT
>>155178541Hell no, the whole point of jumping ship at page 9 is to have the same group of posters. We started this game together, we will end it together
>>155178426I know you guys are all like desert and cars or whatever but we have freshwater here
>>155178372I lived in the US for around 3 years and now I'm somewhat depressed that I'm back in Costa RicaWhats so nice about Spain. Ive heard we have a fairly easy path to imigration there
>>155178631An Argie DT is also getting bailated, though.
>paranigger flopto be expected
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>155178598I'll take it as a compliment, I'm just watching this while waiting for the real thing later today (NRL games).
uh oh burgers
PARAGUAY
US Mutant Ninja Turtle bros...
Ameribros...
ayo hol up
>pepi in before hajiKek paragay comeback incoming
Isn't hydration break worse? Their insides full of water splashing around and the need to pee.
Here we go....
bomb paraguay NOW
Why would you make 3 subs coming off the break? Stupid Poch.
>>155178400Blatant onside (like 4 opponents in front of the player) flagged as offside in the women's final. Handball not caught in the men's 3rd place match.
>>155178704Without Alfaro, Paraguay wouldn't even be there
>>155178231And Batistuta also started playing on what would qualify as a shitty HS field from a flyover state in the US. The system here, with all its flaws, works wonders on youth development>>155178321The border of Santa Fe- Córdoba is the Midwest here. Endless farm towns and cities made in the 1880s-90s
THIS IS NOT MAGAPILLED
Tillmann is so fucking shit man, abysmal match
>>155178688I travelled Spain 2 years ago and what I was told was insane. All you need to do is to stay in the country for 2 years at all costs and then you can apply for residence.In fact, the main legal advice is to NOT work as one of the few ways to get your application declined is due to taxes. All work must be done illegally
>brazilian born player who pledged his allegiance to paraguayit's all so fake and gay
Each team has scored two goals. Does this count as a draw?
LMAOOOOO!!!!! How do you fuck THAT one up?! The choke is fucking COMING
Kek if best guay scores again can they bring Pulisic back?
>>155178426this. wtf? is that bs?>>155178570>dsportsdoes it stream the F1?
>>155178913He plays like he doesn't want to be there for the US. Is he shit at Leverkusen? I don't watch your liga
Uhh we can sub BACK in Pulisic, right?
>>155178942He must feel bad because of his ancestry and duty to Paraguay nowadays
>>155178865he's being "strategic" about a team that likely will only play four games
LMAO JUST SHOOT YOU NIGGERS
>giving up a goal to paraguayIt's over we literally lost the world cup
you NEVER EVER GIVE HOPE TO PARAGUAY. You need to kill them while you can
>>155178688It’s exactly like Costa Rica in every way that you like, but all the issues we have were resolved, there’s no trash on the streets, no hobos everywhere, corruption is laughable
>>155178916There’s no such thing as being in Spain illegally, only entering Spain illegally. If you take a boat or enter without a passport you’re a criminal. If you overstay your visa, you’re fine since you were let in initially.
>>155178999Yes
>>155179011Yes he flopped hard at Leverkusen thus far and theres rumors hes leaving. Hes theoretically got what it takes but his decisionmaking has been shite all match
>>155178916That is if you are Latin American if you’re Aussie you have to stay 10 years
That shot was going in and it should have been a corner
Refs kinda gay this half
they should really undo that goal kick for a VAR Mistaken Identity review since it was not, in fact, a goal kick
>can only check VAR if the corner was called in the first placewell that's dumb
near blooter
holy flop, this second half has been unwatchable dogshit
absolutely nothingref has been shite
>>155178866>womens final>mens 3rd place matchSo nothing that actually matters at least.
>>155179114>>155178916Tbh I didn’t do it because I loved the country so much I would feel bad being an illegal, I’m legally moving to Europe later this year, hopefully I can stay long enough to find a job in Spain
>>155179064thanks anon, will look into it
>>155178913>>155179011Tillmann has been great are you guys daft? besides that goal chance
>>155178426>>155178999Professional soccer players have a tendency to drop dead from heart attacks on the field.Having a break after 20 minutes (especially if it's """"hot"""") to allow them a drink helps reduce that chance.
IT'S RUBIO!!!!
I woke up to watch the second half because my fucking neighbor was loud and woke me up.
>>155179053I feel bad for wanting to "jump ship" from Costa Rica, but there's so much uglyness everywhere and I dont think it'll get resolved in my lifetime. Gated community is where's it at, but going outside feels like a different country. Life is good tho. And FUTBOOOOLL is comfyPura vida
We need a bestguayan goal asap for a kino ending
>>155179283>Professional soccer players have a tendency to drop dead from heart attacks on the field.just make them drink cold water. 20 seconds is more than enough.
>>155179283>Professional soccer players have a tendency to drop dead from heart attacks on the field.Especially since 2020.
>>155179310I thought you guys had thick walls?
Getting comfy on gfs bed and her pussy
>>155179063Other countries with this loophole lmao
>>155179218Lol. It's the SEA Games so it was nothing to begin with. But this could just as easily happen in a much bigger tournament too. The ref for the women's final received death threats and had to delete all her social media accounts. But this is why I see VAR as the lesser of two evils.
>>155179283>Professional soccer players have a tendency to drop dead from heart attacks on the field.Especially the ones who got vaxed.
>>155179374Germans have mandatory migrants if they have a spare bedroom.
>>155179219Unironically same. I planned to live there without working for two years but after six months I felt bad not contributing to their society and left lol.
>>155179310sorry
>>155179316I don’t, this country is shit
>>155179385cute pussy
>>155179310Waking up your neighbors with loud noises? We do that in Argentina.
>>155179385least bestialistic brazilian
>>155179219How did you move to Europe? Work visa? Genuinely wonder how easy its for a tico to go there outside a tourist visa. Ie, to try and *live* in Europe
>one thread lasts the whole matchIt's an abstract kind of feel
>>155179374Not thick enough sadly.
>>155179063Well obviously I meant as an undocumented migrant anon if you want to be a woke nigger
>>155179385is comfy lighting illegal in latin america?
This refs are shit
>>155179472That's the beauty of WC's yfmoc
>>155179490das hat sie gesagt
>>155179468I got a pretty sweet scholarship for Switzerland
What does pepi do??? Seriously
Pepi and Weah are trash
Somehow the paragays are behaving more like enwords than the actual US team that has real enwordsThey deserve to lose
boohoo get up nigga
Is the ref aware that who ever the ball goes off last before going out of bounds Then it has to go to the opposing teamFfs
Lazy USA forward had a great chance to make a run there.
why does our coach look like a youth pastor that does molly with the teenage girls
>>155179577Well my enword, it's the world cup, I'm not blaming them
>Peshit
>>155179625that's almost every soccer coach
>>155179625Pochadtino thinks drugs are for losers. And he's right.
I’ve seen enough take Pepi off Haji on
well I'm going back to bed lads, I shall see you at 8PM for Switzerland vs Qatar
>>155179625Don't you insult Jesus!
This could have been a massacre. Can't believe Americans of all people can't aim properly.
bruh
>>155179499I literally don't know what you mean by that. It's just a white light. Also rude, I turned it on to show her cat.
>>155178893BatiGOD was one of my favorite players when I was a kid. That guy was a fucking DAWG as a classic #9. Might explain why his ankles/knees were permafucked by the end of his career tho
>>155179770the only people that shoot guns with their feet are russian and japanese soldiers
>>155179770At least they can score, unlike Canada.
>>155179788MLS
The Americas should just join forces in a single confed. Pretty much every other copa america is played in the US. There's no money in sudacaland. Only 1 or maximum 2 S.American sides at a time are any good. Both Americas would benefit from playing each other and when FIFA expands the World Cup to 64 teams they won't give extra spots to a 10 team confed nor one where every major market already is auto-qualified.
>>155179770We only shoot straight when it's at kids, sorry to disappoint
>>155179770Paraguay is not making it out of the group stage, even if they place third the goals against are already worse than South Africa’s
LOL slipped
>>155179770only white americans can hit what they're aiming at
Fucking Enciso was a disappointment desu
Why did they add 7 minutes?
That would have been an iconic goal People have been slipping and sliding all game tho It looks like they turn on sprinklers during hydration breaks Might be overwatering
>>155179514>yfmoc?
diving is un-American and these guys should be ashamed
>>155179836NA exists to feed USA and Mexico WC slots
stop diving faggots
>>155179921Well, that faggy quarter break is for 3 mins so an old fashioned 4 mins added time sounds fair
>>155179860mate its australia, no chance paraguay loses against them
>>155179815He ended up like that because he'd be injured but he'd play anyway. Literally destroyed his ankles. He had no cartilage left.
>>155179921Just the water break was already+3
>>155179854Based US and Epsteinpilled
>>155176909No you can't, it's extremely rare for FIFA to allow anyone to "convert" to another country, it's rare to never. >The criteria for eligibility to represent a home nation is:>A Player who, under the terms of art. 5, is eligible to represent more than one Association on account of his nationality, may play in an international match for one of these Associations only if, in addition to having the relevant nationality, he fulfils at least one of the following conditions:>a) He was born on the territory of the relevant Association;>b) His biological mother or biological father was born on the territory of the relevant Association;>c) One of his biological grandparents was born on the territory of the relevant Association;>d) He has engaged in a minimum of five years education under the age of 18 within the territory of the relevant association.>—Home nations agreementd) was introduced in 2010 and while it's a terrible step in the wrong direction migration is turning all nationalities into farce anyway so it really isn't too bad.
>>155179926I'll leave that for you to figure it out
>>155179836I agree, besides with random seeding like in Europe everyone has a fair chance, we have eliminated the US before
>>155179316>>155179448whats up guys!
>10 PM vs Turkeyffs
Best game so far, but that was a very low bar
GOLAÇO
>>155180001Somehow I have this feeling that the Socceroos are a lot better than most people give them credit for.
Holy shit what a goal.
GOlLllllllllllllll
>>155180035>>d) He has engaged in a minimum of five years education under the age of 18 within the territory of the relevant association.we have (had?) a guy in chile that doesn't even speak spanish.
>letting us score one moreThanks refs lmao
FREEDOM ALWAYSWINS
>USA is going to win the cup before Englandkek
>>155180053LolI kinda hate this website, most boards, but World cuo 2018 and 2022 was comfy on /sp/
heh... my boy reylingz... he just needed some more time...
>POOR O GAYPOOR O GAY>POOR O GAYPOOR O GAY>POOR O GAYPOOR O GAY>POOR O GAYPOOR O GAY>POOR O GAYPOOR O GAY>POOR O GAYPOOR O GAY>POOR O GAYPOOR O GAY>POOR O GAYPOOR O GAY>POOR O GAYPOOR O GAY>POOR O GAYPOOR O GAY>POOR O GAYPOOR O GAY>POOR O GAYPOOR O GAY>POOR O GAYPOOR O GAY>POOR O GAYPOOR O GAY>POOR O GAYPOOR O GAY>POOR O GAYPOOR O GAY>POOR O GAYPOOR O GAY
GIO REDEEMED
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
KekLiterally a last second goal
just let them walk right in and take all the time in the world to shoot inside the box
Those are the kind of shots you take when it's an irrelevant game kek
USA 4POOR AND GAY 1
What an embarrassment. Paraguay can NOT recover from this.
Did they just stop playing? What the fuck?
>>155180426It was 90+7 wasnt it
>>155180374Kudos to the ref for letting the attacking phase end. Very rugby-like moment
SAD
So happy for Russell Crowe and his team
I'm full now.
>>155176854off by one :)
AmericaAmerica[Chorus]America, fuck yeahComin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeahAmerica, fuck yeahFreedom is the only way, yeah[Verse 1]Terrorists, your game is through'Cause now you have to answer to[Chorus]America, fuck yeahSo lick my butt and suck on my ballsAmerica, fuck yeahWhat you gonna do when we come for you now?[Bridge]It's the dream that we all shareIt's the hope for tomorrowFuck yeah[Verse 2]McDonald's (Fuck yeah)Walmart (Fuck yeah)The Gap (Fuck yeah)Baseball (Fuck yeah)NFL (Fuck yeah)Rock and roll (Fuck yeah)The Internet (Fuck yeah)Slavery (Fuck yeah)You might also likeEndless FashionLil Uzi VertToughQuavo & Lana Del ReyGuilty Conscience 2Eminem[Interlude](Fuck yeah)
We're getting our asses reamed later but I'm fine with doing a little rape before it happens
USA USA USA USA USA
>>155180426no they were busting ass right up to the end, US just opened up and countered and got a meme goal
We made it /comfy/ one thread
>>155180426Goal came essentially at full time.
>>155180507That's the spirit
goodnight/morning frens
See you tomorrow
>>155180051That was before the expansion. The CUM cunts will always qualify now. Were gifted 6+2 spots for this one. If there's a unified Americas confed FIFA will have to give them even more spots in the expansion to 64. Otherwise the extra spots mainly go to Asia and maybe Africa.
See you guys later when we fumble desu
>>155169814>mods already archived the stickyGay
Aaand we just hit p9. Perfect timing It was a pleasure laddos, see you in the next /yfmoc/
I noticed something about the US goals:every single fucking time someone was there covering the goalkeeper's view. wtf?
FACT>Europe has won 0 games in the World Cup.
How is this faggot feeling now?? kek https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/polymarket-user-drops-505k-usmnt-213400368.html
>>155180581Sleep tight
>>155180685Probably dead
Thierry Henri says the last goal was high risk, high reward because the pass could have been intercepted...Nigger what risk? Up two with seconds to go in stoppage time?
>>155179836I'd rather see Canada and USA balkanize into about 15 different small countries (i.e., Quebec, Texas, Cascadia, etc) and then we start our own federation and perhaps invite the Anglo-Caribbean countries like Jamaica, T&T, Bahamas etc.The rest of those Latinx islands + central america joins CONMEBOL.
>>155180628i'm cheering for you
>>1551807792-1 for Marrocos
>Poch saying "soccer"Sell out
>>155180581
>>155180779This is an ad that plays on Aussie TV during rugby gameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5YZt4sI01w
Also, for posterity: death to all shiptar scum
>>155169814gamer
