post Euro reactions when they wake up. I’ll start
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>>155175764Kek
I feel bad for Paraguay, soccer larpers gonna get too cocky now
I'm awake because im unemployed Good going, it's fun when it goes well for the host nation I think :)
how euro foids will react
>>155175544They're already coping by saying it's steroids instead of giving us credit for being the best soccer country in the world. It's coming home and they can't COPE.
If the euros post something mean about a black USA player, do they get thrown in jail?
Why would you be thinking about Europeans, homo cuck?
Just woke up and sure as heck wasn't expecting the scoreline.I've seen enough. Just give America the cup now.
Jokes on you, I've been up all night.
>paragay
>>155180740Based Steins;Gate enjoyer
I'm awake now lad I got up early and watched the whole match. USA played well, looked good. Poch is a very good a manager and could take them on a decent run. Best of luck to you xGoing back to bed now.
There were actually a lot of euros watching in the sticky
>>155180798kek
>>155176093>it's fun when it goes well for the host nation I think :)Mexico's hosting too, and they're gonna do well
>>155175544>WE DON'T DO THAT IN GERMANY
>>155180824Feels like most national teams play for 1-0, 2-1 these days, need more statements
>>155175544How long do you guys think it’ll be before they start making school shooter jokes?
Florentino is going to bid 100M for Balogun as soon as he watches the highlights.
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>>155175726>>155176870>>155180670>>155180740These were indeed my reactions as I was watching the highlights. Well done.
From highlights, USA is actually looking quick and convincing on attacks. Need to see with future matches how much of this was Paraguay just being shit, but the third goal especially shows that America know how to finish unlike Canada earlier.However, there will be questions about the goalkeeper and defending. 1 shot on target for Paraguay, and it’s converted to 1 goal. This will be fine in their group, but they’ll need to tighten that up come the knock-outs.
>>155184238There was a couple of 5 minute spells where Paraguay had the ball and looked almost decent, while the USA looked hapless. Seems like they are one of those teams that are much better in possession than without.
>>155175984literally whats wrong with that?
>>155175544I like America and the MLS though, but you guys are always nasty to me on /sp/ and /int/ and /his/
>there are games in Philadelphia and Kansas City but not in Chicago
I have a tiny bet on USA beating Paraguay. It hurt me to make that bet. But as soon as USA encounters a European team they're fucked.
>>155184497They'll beat us though
Happy for you lil guy
>>155184504No they won't. Posting this sort of thing should land you in the tower. Actual fucking treasonous talk.
>>155175544Now paraguaians have to call it soccer too, it's the law.
>>155175544I mean it's just Paraguay but I'm happy you're so enthusiastic about it
>>155177084only if he's muslim