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The absolute state of the Americano kek
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>>155178883
Kwab
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>>155178883
False flag inside job
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>>155178883
Our based AMERICAN blacks enriching yall
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>>155178883
GIBS ME DAT
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>>155178883
for once, based bulbasaurs
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>>155178883
not my problem
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Oh say can you see
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>>155178883
Favstian
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good
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>>155178883
lmao where are they training? fucking baltimore?! LMAO
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>>155178883
England just can't win...
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>>155178883
They know Brits are cucks that will even thank them for stealing
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>>155178883
If they'd been armed, this wouldn't have been a problem. Team USA should lead the way, Open Carry onfield.
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>>155178883
LMAOOOO based
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>>155178883
they were probably too afraid too report it, lest they be labeled as racists and jailed the moment they stepped foot back in London KWAB
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>>155180695
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>>155178883
Such things will happen at a tournament in a third world nation
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Look at all these foreign brown wog niggers cheering on criminals. Bet they will kvetch and whine like Jews when England fans say a single rude word on twitter though. Faggots. It's coming home
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>>155181009
Muslim states shouldn't project like that
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>>155180695
America, I believe.
Boots seem to have got taxed somewhere between Florida and Kansas City. Which narrows it down. They should have been warned, expensive footwear requires armed guards during transportation in Murica.
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>>155178883
Stolen? I don't think they have been m8.
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>>155178883
Americans are going to extreme lengths to get an England shirt. They yearn for the King.
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This wouldn‘t have happened, when there‘d be more Money for dem Programz
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>Can't hold onto their boots and lose them
>Can't control the colonies and lose them
LMAO
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that's what they get for staying in the south east side of KC
should've camped up north of the river
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>>155178883
reparations for slavery
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if it's good enough for Messi..
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Yea, it's never coming home bong bro's...
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I wouldn't be surprised if they get more stuff stolen. Their basecamp isn't very far from apeville in kc
It was big news on this board when there was a shooting there. It happens regularly
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>>155181049
Qatar world cup went without a hitch.
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>>155181198
Boots being witheld till the courier gets Tipped, you reckon?
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>>155181009
This. Other teams should be given a military escort.
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>>155178883
whoever stole them should dump them in the nearest harbor
250 years, baby
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>>155179700
and they can't complain about it either or their country will have them extradited back home and arrested for wrongthink KEK
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Call me when they shoot somebody
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>>155181300
It is good enough when you dope and PED your shit up
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>>155178883
NOT DA FOOKIN TEA
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Thats what happens when you go to a 3rd world country desu.
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>>155181213
Kino
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>>155181726
The English team could use shooting lessons
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>>155181213
I'm buying an England shirt soon.
Should I go Kane or Bellingham?
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>>155181828
Kane is the best striker in the world THOUGH
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Brits should start shooting that yanks again
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>>155181835
Kane because he's looking likely for the Balon D'or!
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>>155181835
Kane is way more iconic for England. Bellingham could reach the same level in 10 years or crash out 50/50
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>>155178883
I took it
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>>155178883
diversity is our strength
or somesuch bs
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>>155178883
Sounds like the absolute state of Englel to me
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>>155178883
oi! you got loinces for that gear, m8?
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>>155181300
Start doing THIS
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>>155181009
Anon you had a guy almost beheaded with eyes stabbed out, another teenager girl get stabbed, and a white guy bled out to death because cops would not listen to him. All in just in the last few days (the last one was earlier but new details got out) and all buried and your government wanting the killers going free because saying anything would be racist. I would NOT be taking
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>>155178883
Just banter
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Umm Hello based Department?
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>>155178883
bikes get stolen during the tour de france and other pro bike tours. shit happens. meanwhile, in carteltown, dead bodies are found so often it's shaping your language
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>>155178883
>Grok, give me data on the demographic composition of Kansas City, Missouri
>Grok, give me data on crime statistics by race in Kansas City, Missouri
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>>155180942
>based in Missouri for anything longer than a layover
grim
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>>155183772
it is majority white, but flyover whites so they are grim as fuck by default
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>>155183627
>shaping your language
We make it flexible as other latinos do, you are so unoriginal and infested that niggers shape your language.
By the way "Entambado" means jailed, Duct taping someone is called "Enteipado", not Encintado you dumb AI mutt.
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They didn't even make it to KC before they got robbed. They are going to get murdered in KC.
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>>155178883
reparations, cracka
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>>155183804
>Duct taping someone
I was gonna ask why?
But thot I'll just look it up
Now that's in my search history.
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excuses staring early for england
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>>155178883
Engcucks kneeled for this?
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>>155183886
all they do is bitch and moan
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>>155183804
excuses starting early for mexico
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>>155183875
It's a yugoslav thing, americans do it too but they leave the guys alive as a humiliation ritual
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>>155183436
Mutt please
Your police get scared of loud noises and flashing lights and then magdump the nearest citizen
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England is practicing at Swope Park in KC, that's where the zoo is. But there are much more dangerous animals lurking in the surrounding neighborhoods, the pavement apes.
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>>155183436
You're like 50% white mutt boy, also your safest white city is still more dangerous than London, so project more, America is a literal 3rd world zoo, a land where jews can do whatever they like and get away scot free
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>>155183976
You're getting awfy mouthy for a man with no shoes Nige. Ancient Chinese proverb say, shit not upon your hosts until you have safely left the building. Never know what they'll nick from you next.
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>>155178883
>land of the free stuff
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
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INSIDE JOB
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Which one of you nick Kane's?
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>>155184104
bah gawd...
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i will never visit the third that U, S and A is
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>>155184104
did he shit on the floor...?
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>>155181144
>narrows it down
it's literally over a thousand miles driving
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Mexicans and Canadians would never steal kit. Especially Mexicans because stealing football kit would be like stealing Montezuma’s nose piercing.
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>>155184404

Montezuma died stoned by the own Aztecs
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>>155184465
Yeah well that's because he became Cortes' puppet.
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>>155184465
>own Aztecs
Aztecs were a past faction at that time, but perhaps they did kill him given that few survivors fought alongside Cortez.
Mind you, Tenochtitlan was held by the Mexicas at that time.
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>>155184389
>Americans
>Where sarcasm is never wasted.
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>>155181009
This didn't happen in South Africa or Brazil.
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>>155184496
>Punctuating sarcasm between two periods
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>>155181300
VERY VERY DISRESPECTFUL
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Get Pickles on the case.
Frenly reminder, George Cross Flags itt have a fucking cheek moaning about Burger incompetence and a few boots being nicked. In America, only The President steals the trophies.
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some crackhead somewhere will be wearing a Gordon shirt tonight and sleeping in studded boots
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Ayo this nigga Foden got some good cleats
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Every game I've watched so far has been high energy high press balls to the wall insanity with fouls everywhere, very stretched end to end play, and I'm starting to wonder if our lads can actually handle it. Kane in particular doesn't do well in these games, he prefers calm. He's not going to sprint the length of the pitch, ride a bunch of tackles and them put it top bins. We might be better off playing Ivan Toney.
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>>155178883
youre welcome Croatia
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>>155181835
kane, certified one of England's best players ever and is more likeable than (((Jude))
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>>155181835
Kane clears
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Go, my son. Walk upon the cool, damp pitch in your bare feet like a warrior. Feel the shards of grass between your toes, you beauty.
When cunts step on your feet with their football boots, embrace the sharp pain. Let the blood seep into the ground. Let it embolden you.
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>>155178883
I've seen enough, bring back slavery
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>>155178883
Kekekekek based croat subhumans
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>>155181835
You should go for Rice 4, so you can be rice 4 life
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>>155178883
Where was the designated sniper?
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>>155178883
But how many people were shot in the process?
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>>155179938
Uzbekistan isn't playing yet.
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>>155178883
welcome to california
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>>155178883
It was promised to them 300 years ago
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>>155185259
>shards of grass
*astroturf
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he can afford replacement boots
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>>155181300
England just need to return to tradition.
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>>155187208
I thought woad was a Pict thing, not a Briton thing.
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>>155187231
Iceni were known to make use of it as well.
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>>155183436
USA is minority white despite having no gun laws and unlimited free speech
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>>155178883
LAND OF THE FREE
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>there is an actual scottish “person” in the thread
Grim
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>>155187326
Who do you think stole their kit?
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>>155178883
Kneel during the national anthem and they will give it back
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>>155178883
I mean the place is like 40% white, and what they class as white there is questionable, so it's more like 25-30%
It's a fucking shit hole.
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>>155181144
>which narrows it down
You can fit six of your island in that stretch.
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>>155178883
This is part of our sports culture it was definitely stolen by someone who got a heads up by the equipment manager. Normally this happens after a great game though.
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>>155183436
Aka Tuesday in detroit
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>>155178883
>stealing shoes
really
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>>155184499
Even the lowest tier of favelado wouldn't dare to mess with the purity and sanctity of the beautiful game and the spirit of harsh but fair competition...
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>>155181009
In 2006 Brazil stayed in Weggis, Switzerland. With a plenty of Brazilians there eventually a journalist's notebook was stolen. The mayor was extremly ashamed because it was the first time in around 20 years that a crime happened there, and they city gave a brand new coumputer to the journalist.
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>>155187466
Kek
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>>155181300
Why did he stuff his shorts with grass and branches?
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>>155188265
kek
its la pulga way
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Do we stand a chance lads?
(Fellow engerland cunt here just on holiday in Japan, kick off is at like 5am kek)
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>>155187689
more like they avoided the area
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>>155181472
LOL
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>>155188336
2-0 England, they're the third strongest team in the tournament on paper and Croatia are long past their best
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3rd world country
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>>155178883
>mutts need to steal kanes boots to stop england from winning the cup, now tuchel and co have to go on a wacky cross-county trip to get them back
new summer football movie incoming
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it's coming home for real, isn't it?
hijinks like that only happen to protagonists
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>>155189469
Shit I think you're right.
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>Be American, get shot

>Be British, get ur shite stolen
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>>155189469
After the first few matches, I have dramatically reduced my expectations for our campaign. I do not believe we have the mad men for extended cardio high pressing and stretched games required to win it
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>>155187084
*trump will remember this*
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>>155178883
This is what taking the knee for years gets you
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bump
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>the united thieves of america
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>>155178883
These equipment are coming ROME.
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>>155178883
Bruh
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England plays with stolen technology. Blacks invented shoes.
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>>155196625
>disparos unidos
kek
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>>155187466
*Chewsday
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>Kansas City
Hands up, don't shoot
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someone hit a lick lol
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>>155181738
>>155181300
Did Messi really take steroids? Don’t lie to me faggots



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