Brazil bros...
>>155180155I will tell Donald trump RIGHT FUCKING NOW to hand you guys the world cup if you guys can secure me a pure white southern brasilan gf.
>>155180155Tonights the night
>>155180224sorry we're running out of those, but here get this brown southern brazilian girl
I'm not ready for tomorrow...
not feeling it
>>155180224>brasilan>smacaco vou te denunciar pros homem do gelo
ready your butholes
How can brazil stop the refs now that Neymar can't flop?
>it's saturday alreadyHumiliation ritual today, lads.
>>155180224>brasilian
>>155180696Tomorrow a new Reconquista begins. AVE IMPÉRIO, MORTE AOS MOUROS!!!!
>>155180224>brasilputinho pls
>>155180696You mean pompoir exercises so we can fuck you better tomorrow?
>>155180224You can have Jessie Rogers
>>155180601no deal. needs to be pure tyroler white.>>155180678>>155180790>>155180844i wish senpais.....
>>155180804why are pardos always this cringe?
gonna watch the game tomorrow with my gf at a beach bar, life is good bros
Macacos bros, you better win tomorrow.
>>155181099she's a man btw
not so fast..
>>155181151>brasilian manager tosses off a species that has eradicated more species than other species in the world????
>>155180155You are washed up macaco. USA is the real jogo bonito
>>155181099bloody benchoid how did you get a gf in the year of 2026?
>>155180224This is the only Brazilian you can get
>>155181211Puta
brapzil fucking sucks now, used to have a superstar in every position but now hakimi is going to stretch your holes as revenge for 98
>>1551801552-1 Morocco Digits confirm
>>155180224>joao vpning to try and score white people pointssenhaaar south brazil is white senhaaar
kek
>>155181090>cringe>that postYou are a total faggot
>>155180224>Pure white southernKKKKKKKK
>>155180658why?
>>155180224Only if Milei gives me her.
>>155181211need a italo brazilian gf so bad bros
>>155181211WHO
>>155180155YAAAAAY VAAAAAMOOOOO
>>155181201I've met her online, not that hard if you aren't a complete shutin
>>155181293italo brazilian mutt vs japanese brazilian mutt, which way western man
Not feeling it desu
>>155181339i don't have any social media, i don't even think i could keep one since i know very few people.
why do they want to be italian/med instead of brazilian so badly
>>155180224Why did you leave Santa Catarina, I mean Sainth Catharine, João? I could swear on my entire family soul people from there are always saying how great, civilised and developed it is, literally Tropical Switerzland.
>>155180155neymar playing?
>>155181233Can't wait for you guys to tear that dysgenic monkey retard a new one
are you going to break the curse this year? You need to do something that merits the removal of that accursed /sp/ banner once and for all
>>155181416Meh I don't care, my father is Argentinean and he fucked native women, so much for whiteness.Why even bother, but yes very much Brazilian/Argentinean, not pretending. I don't claim anything else
How difficult is learning BR-PT? I want a Brazilian wife and am willing to learn the language to achieve this.
>>155181489My grandfather is Argentinean. My mom is the classic Portuguese descendent Brazilian, but my muttness comes from the Argentinean side
>>155181395I mean, it wasn't easy as we're both introverts, so we kinda just made it work
>>155181530>>155181489Meant to correct >>155181491Harder than Spanish even if they sound similar. Do you know even a little bit of Spanish? You can fetch a girl with Spanish skills and you'll end up developing your Portunhol
>>155181550>Harder than Spanishhow come?
>>155181550I don't want to learn Spanish, Mexicans speak Spanish and I hate them. Brazilians are so much more chill and friendly than those bean chugging fucks.
Why am I hated so much senpais? I just want a qt white Brazilian gf.
>>155181589Too many gramatical rules that makes it harder to flow than Spanish, I'm talking Spanish from South America though.
>>155181394Same, honestly.I'm here for the spectacle, but there's only so much disappointment a man can take.
>>155181630I don't know man, go to Minas Gerais or Paraná, go to some parties and see if you can find a qt for you.
>>155181627Uh, I guess... download Duolingo and see if you like it?
>>155181627but we like eatin beans too
>>155181661Been to floripa. Loved it. Didn't have a chance to visit those German towns though.
>>1551816305-10 million brazilians are fluent in English. It is common in the upper class. Let the girl work for you. If you are american and 7/10 or above, it is tutorial difficulty.Hell, you could pull a brazilian online since brazilian zoommetes live videogames.
>>155181627>>155181630vpn off joao
>>155181725Nah man I'm recommending you Minas Gerais because you'll find a lot of homely women, they're not blond blue eyed but are not complete mutts either. Southern part of Minas has a lot of blondes though, and small cities with some German architecture too.
>>155181630>californiasenoooooooor
>>155181211Penis?
When people pressured Ancelotti to call up Neymar again based purely on nostalgia and vibes I knew it was over, fuck this meme country. Brazilians don't actually llike soccer it's just another spectacle for them.
>>155181775very nice! any towns/cities i should add to my list? i've been studying the hell out of Portuguese the past months, also can have conversations in german.
>>155180155Be honest guys, we would lose to this US team
>>155181783-t. poorfag
>>155181321perlla_siqueiira
>>155181627Wait till this nigga knows about feijoada
>>155181842>senoooor we are rich in california o al-ACK
>>155181868you are still poor.
>>155181824Itueta and Monte Verde but these cities are basically villages, there are no parties and stuff like that, but the cities are cute, safe and should be nice to chill around.
>>155181864Feijoada is great, feijão tropeiro too. Bean is fucking amazing when cooked with pressure cookers.
>>155181824Pocos de caldas .
>>155181722>>155181864I am aware that Brazilian eat rice and beans. I am aware of their traditional Saturday meal. I am aware every Brazilian is born with a pressure cooker in their arms.
>>155181916i prefer small towns, desu. i am not a party goer myself, though i will never decline an invitation. i myself was raised quite impoverished so i understand this lifestyle. thank you, anon. people don't realize brasil is a magical place, even in the "bad" parts.>>155181960cool. any experiences?
>>155180155Yes?
>>155181998Sunday meal anon, Sunday meal. Also we chug on beans too, damn beans are fucking great. Feijoada, Caldo de Feijão, Feijão Tropeiro, Tutu de Feijão....
Um água com pão por favor
>>155182034Oh well, thanks for liking it here then. Hope you can find a girlfriend I guess
>>155182034>cool. any experiences?Small town famous for fountains or some shit. Nice people, good food, a lot of Italian/Portuguese like the other anon said.
>>155182059chama
>>155182090i, too, hope you find a gf anon. if you don't have one of course. >>155182093neat
>>155182145Sopa
>>155182178Uma delícia
>>155182145>>155182178>>155182221pero la coca cola
>>155182230Bruh you ruined itIs mas e a coca cola? ou algo
>>155182261coca cola esta medicamento
>>155181944We have some similar beans in origin (cowboy carriages) but it's cooked with some red chili sauce with curated pork goods and herbs.Americans shared this recipe with us (Southwest/Wild West) but they ditched it in the Great Depression to larp as city slickers.
this trend of whores wearing brazil swimsuit are 10/10 and make my dick diamond
>>155182334looks tex mex
>>1551801550% interest0% motivationI don't even know half of our players, easily the most forgettable seleção
>>155182336That is not an adult and now I'm in some fucking list, thank you João da Silva
I hope Brazil loses
>>155182275Cadê o medicamento com a coca cola
>>155182370don''t be a fagshe is an adult and even have onlyfanshttps://onlyfans.com/scvua
>>155182334We put meat in our beans as well but not spicy condiments, most Brazilians can't handle spicy food except northeast people.That picture looks very good though, I'm hungry and it's too late to cook some good old beans with pork meat.
>>155182500Something is off, like she's too small for her body or something
>>155182520Prolly using Ozempic
>>155182520probably use AI for filters a lot of whore do this for instagram video
>>155182520Ai filters
>>155182362>looks tex mexThat's the problem with the US, looks are not recipes.
>>155182519>except northeast people.Northeast is not just Bahia.Why do you guys down there think we are all Bahia?
>>155182606Bahia is the only state who eat a lot of pepper? i thought all northeast loved spicy foodt. baiano
this is the only thing you do 24/7 outside of fucking, dont disappoint
>>155182500This whore let a obese nigger fuck her in its videos btw
>>155182743good thing i don't watch porn, i only like woman only vídeos
>>155182743I call your bluff, proofs?
>>155181441it was great, but i was visting.
>>155182775https://pimpbunny.com/onlyfans-creators/scvua-leaked/
>>155182814I was just joking but i'll take a gander
>>155182814I've seen literal 6ft+ decent looking guys being incel and then you encounter white whores like this fucking obese niggers with tiny carrots lol Clown word
>>155182606I thought you guys liked spicy food in general, even in João Pessoa had some spicy drinks when I visited
>>155182666>He thinks I'm having sexoHahahah....kkk...ou algo
I got denied my Visa to the US to see the cup :(
>>155183028im sorry. why tho?
>>155183106They usually don't give a reason, hell the interviewer didn't even look at any of my documents, my guess is that I said I was going alone and I don't own any property, I'll probably buy an apartment soon and try my luck again sometime later.
>>155180224Marry a male nigger, loser. The USA, a country controlled by jews, is full of male niggers.
>>155183126>my guess is that I said I was going alone and I don't own any propertyRookie mistake, that basically translates to no one to depend on you in that trip and because you own nothing you will look for an illegal job.
>>155180601>sorry we're running out of those:’-( ……….. Sad.The White Genocide is happening fast, white bros. :-(
>>155183162I figured as I owned a registered business I would have an easier time but nah shit sucks, if me owning property won't help I'm done for, I have no frens or family that wants to visit the U.S
>>155180731The humiliation ritual started in 2022, when they announced that the Brazil National Team ‘could’ have an italian coach.I stopped caring about the Brazil National Team when the non-brazilian coach happened to the Brazil National Team.
>>155183130calm down, pardo. lol.
>>155180155good luck monke bros, my fav team from south america <3
>>155180155What are their chances?
>>155183338Try not to jizz level:impossible
>>155182378Me too. This is not the Brazil National Team. This is an italian man’s shit team composed with brazilian shit players.
>>155182500>don''t be a fagshe is an adult and even have onlyfansShe may be over 18. But she feels like a kid to me. I can’t fap to her.
>>155182500>don''t be a fag>she is an adult and even have onlyfansShe may be over 18. But she feels like a kid to me. I can’t fap to her.
>>155183338Brazil with an italian coach winning the World Cup? Zero.
>>155180155I am rooting for you Brazil because I don’t want an escritorio team to win. They need to be punished.
>>155181290Sexo
>>155183224>>155183417>>155183599Italians are one of the biggest diasporas that helped to built this country. I really don't get the seething, It's not like we invited an argentinan. Italian are bros and are rooting for us.
>>155183666you're not italian joao
>>155183673Yes. I can trace my descendants to the portuguese from the time of the empire and never larped as a pure blooded european. I just like their culture. We also fought to free Italy in WW2 and they remember that.
>>155183666I have a question without wanting to start an argument, why are you guys like this? Why is it rare for you to give Portugal the credit that it deserves and why are you not proud from being descended and built by one of the greatest warrior countries the world and the first with the courage to brave the sea even convinced dragon awaited us. >in Brazil, a former colony of the Portuguese Empire, with liberal politicians in Rio de Janeiro and Pernambuco advocating the reduction of Portuguese immigration and involvement in the Brazilian economy, although almost all of them were of Portuguese descent.>In Rio de Janeiro, the "Jacobinos", a small national radical group, were the strongest opponents of the galegos, the Portuguese immigrants, who have always been the biggest ethnocultural community in Brazil.It was this right?
>>155183207Now you know how it feels like to do things legally like mutts pretend us to do>>155183721>fought to free Italy in WW2Wouldn't call fighting for ZOG "freeing"
>>155183759The Portuguese are scumbags for what they did to the natives and the fact that Portugal never owned up to their heinous crimes only makes it worse. Portugal as a nation essentially peaked in high school, fuck that irrelevant little slice of western Spain.
>>155183759Dad Portugal (aka D.João) left us when we're just a baby and then your people kept lobbying to remove kingdomhood from us
>>155183917 (me)don't get me wrong I like and respect culture portuguese culture, it's just that you rejected us first.
>>155183956yeah we actually have no idea what went on there in our history lessons places like Diu, Macau and Nagasak, Hormuz, etc, Malacca, whatever Afonso de Albuquerque touched, has way more relevance than Brazil, besides when D. João, Pedro and Miguel went there and then when Marquês de Pombal used your gold to rebuild Lisbon, otherwise you were like a sugar cane plantation we sent a bunch of Bantus to? Your whole indepedence was badly done but it was your fault and Pedro's, you asked for it alongside a royal infante that would become your emperor. It's not like we legit just abandoned Brazil unilaterally. We did that to Timor instead and allowed them to get genocided by indonesia.
>>155184044The portuguese that never stepped in Brazil failed to recognize Brazil's greatness while the ones that got here did. João knew what he was doing when he made us the capital and so was Pedro when declared our independence. Your aristocracy was too eurocentric and proud to share rights with what they saw as a plantation. May one day you recognize the errors of their ways, leave the EU and return to monke
>>155184165>Brazil's greatnessnobel prize count check?
>>155184179Truly an inscrutable people
>>155184179World Cups count check?
>>155184292It's chikaner, you dumb fuck. Stop falling for his obvious baits.
O HEXA bros im scared
>3 titulares do FlamengoMorocco is about to know true violence and prowess
I am ready for tonight Brazilbros, do we think based endrick will start? It is finally coming home to Brazil
>>155180155Tamo fudidoVAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155181211>Monica after dumping CebolinhaBRVTAL
Now don't make a ruckus MacacosI'm going to bed now, so I can watch Brazu win Midnight my time fresh and ready
I've never seen so much skepticism towards a brazilian team than this one.Legitimately no one thinks this is good.
>>155182979I don't know about drinks but Paraíba food is unspiced like the Ceará or Pernambuco cuisines. The only states that really like spice are Bahia and Maranhão
>>155183666But there's a difference between a Brazilian of italian heritage and a total foreigner, don't you think?>>155183759It's because being luso is the vanilla. It's like white Americans finding some 10% non anglo ancestry to larp about. Even the map you post is very exaggerated to show more non-Portuguese ancestry. Brazilian settlers from Acre fought a bloody revolution three times to seccede from hispanic land and they are depicted as Spanish there, the afront against their historic memory!
>>155183869Most abuses against natives were done by mixed race people who had been living in Brazil for generations, but you didn't hear that from me. It all goes in Portugal's account because every free person was technically a "Portuguese" citizen back then, so sure, these Portuguese people did commit some heinous crimes... Portugal should pay reparashuns ou algo assim
>>155180224João Pinto Da Silva Santos on a VPN, there are no white brazilians.
Is an Adriana Lima prime too much to ask?
>>155190811We have Casemiro and Danilo on the team....
>>155183338source?
>>155186196Minha senhora da aparecida!! Que e isso?!?!
>>155183759This map counts many people as portuguese descent just because they have surnames in portuguese.
>>155180155May happen
>>155191407>tanned skin>blue eyesperfection
>>155180155ENDRICK WORLD CUP
>>155191090>It's because being luso is the vanilla. It's like white Americans finding some 10% non anglo ancestry to larp about.Well said, Yes its mostly this.
>>1551908112002 was worse.
>>155180224>South Brazilians are white gimmick in 2026lol, lmao even
>>155180844R A R EARE
>>155183759Because you guys were fucking retards who squandered the immense wealth you plundered from Brasil. Imagine bravign the oceans, finding new land, getting wood, gold, spices, sugar and gemstones from it, sailing all of that back home only to lose it to fucking anglos and to then shit your pants the second a frog knocks on your door, it's fucking pathetic.Worse yet, your retarded rulers dumped 100 trillion African nogs here, lowering the country's average IQ by some 20 points making sure to forever ruin any chances of this country becoming genuinely developed or crime-free.
>>155183126Yeah that is a no go really. You have to mention that you have some sort of thing that will likely force you to come back to BRAAAAAAAAAZILLLLike studying, properties or even family members.
>>155193601The opposite. The state of São Paulo isn't that italian. Understand that having some italian ancestry doesn't mean that their ancestry is mostly italian. Even if just counting people who have any italian ancestry at all they are the minority in Sao Paulo
>>155181359Always go with non hairy forearms
brazil is gonna get its ass clapped today desu
>>155180224I think it's easier to just win the final.
>>155195583You know what else is hairy on those cases.
>>155195837everything else. I've seen Italian girls close up
>>155195583>Always go with non hairy forearmskinda sus anon
>>155183759This is the voice of favela level low IQ tards, which are a huge part of the population. The few humans left in this rabble appreciate the fact that a tiny strip of land with a small population was the first ultramarine empire on the planet, which paved the way our ancestors could settle here. I don't have portuguese background by the way.
>>155180790kek
vai dar ruim, mas vamo que vamo
>>155180155https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4li3i-X7aGo
O HEXA VEM
>>155181211ass too big desu be honest
>>15520045021 yo, so sad. i hope the wagies who did it got acked
