>clearly rigged but the last goal was ok i guess
>>155180570>we need a big win and a statement to get the country investedtrust me it's all bullshit
Amerimutt non footie watcher here, is soccer just diving and the 'strategy' of drawing penalties?? Also you should have to be legally born in a country to play for that country
>>155180899No, diving is penalized with yellow card. Soccer is lots of cardio and teamwork.
>>155180984Really because every player embellished their leg tap like it was a broken femur.
>>155180570>Ball O'Gun
>>155180984>diving is penalized with yellow cardlmao, good one Greece.
>>155180984>Soccer is lots of cardiowasn't always that way, i'm kinda missing the chainsmoking midfield geniuses of yore
>>155180899You just watched a game with 5 goals and no penalties.
>>155180570I really hope we don't play these imagine if we fucking lost
>>155180570thanks for sending us the best striker your country has
>USA creates a scoring chance>Paraguay plays zero (0) defence what did Trump tell them before the game?
>>155180570Americans were juiced to the gills. Donald made sure no doping took place.
>>155181167he told them about the flying doritos
>>155181105Ok not the technically a penalty but the yellow card calls. The one paraguayo faked a dive in front of the whole world and the ref had him btfo
>>155181167for me it was when the keeper was 20 yards out of his box and passed to the USA player then did a light jog back to his net
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>>155181064Underrated
>>155180570>Ngubu>Ngubu 2>Ngubu 2>Hispanic guywe're finally ready for the world stage, aren't we? We've embraced the meta of the 90%+ pacey african bvll team
>>155181285Scoring on your own goal kinda set the tone
bets on how many young white coeds will offer themselves to the black players tonight?
>>155180570Paraguay needs black players ASAP !!
>>155181167minimum wage job and free trip to disneyland for their families
>>155181167Maybe he bribed them with lower tariffs?
>>155180570This was a legit 3 - 2, so in reality USA barely could beat the weakest sudaca team.
>>155180899Good football players obviously know when to dive down and act and call the medics. It's sadly a strategy especially in high profile matches with a lot of money and titles on the line. It's not like it doesn't make for sensational drama here and there - especially inside the Arena it can really put some coals into the fire and heat up the mood. I wouldn't call it necessarily a bad thing. It only becomes a problem with certain teams like the Italians who can't stop making somersaults with every little touch.
>>155181034those cleats actually kinda hurt desu
>>155182463Kek it was utter domination from the opening whistle but alright
Bump, Someone check if Paraguay gets lower tariffs or some kind of international trade benefits after this or something
>>155180570who cares?
>>155180570>>155180832>>155181125Trvkes. The Paraguayans were in in on it. On another goal, a Paraguayan defender is seen jogging towards the goal, facing his own goalkeeper instead of the gringo who is about to strike. Defending 101 is never turn your face away from the play.
>>155181097Almiron was just carded for diving against USA
>>155180570It was. Very obvious to be. Paraguay put up no resistance and hardly made any attempts. It looked like FIFA on beginner mode
We fucking suck. Fuck Alfaro
>>155182262Paraguay doesn't even make anything. I highly doubt that's useful to them.
>>155180899>Also you should have to be legally born in a country to play for that countryEurope would fall off the map fast.
>>155181396said the palantir nationalist
>>155188037the opposite, actually
