>>155180979Based
>>155180979But only when we win
>>155180979puliGOD bringing it home
>>155180979holy based.chicanos, ngubus, and europeans on suicide watch!
>>155180979based muricans, i had my doubts abt u guys lol, i dont like its called soccer there tho
I only care about the world cup tho.
>>155180979I'm overdosing on freedom
>>155180979That's honestly all I wanted to hear. I wish you a good tournament and hope you enjoy watching the greatest sport on Earth.
>>155183607>the greatest sport on Earth.>flops>1-1 drawsits shit
>>155180979Not really.
>>155180979Biggest win since 1930!
>america is waking upGo back to sleep bro football is shit remember?!
>>155180979I don't actually care but if it makes yuropoors and spics angry when we win I will consent to pretend to care for awhile.
>>155180979>we are the soccer nation nowWhich newspaper will announce it first?
>>155186761The Jerusalem Post
>LOOK, WE WON AGAINST PARAGUAY!!!!!!!!! AMERICANS CAN INTO FOOTBALL TOO!!!!!!!!
>>155186761Bro I'm going to be real with you I didn't even know this shit had started until Thursday and only then because the Mexican distributor we do business with at work fucked off for the day. I don't think you're likely to see that newspaper article for a long time.Honestly, after Biden, there are probably more people who care about the Mexican team in the US right now than those who care about the US team.
Can someone who actually knows about this gay sport explain to me why Haiti is in this tournament but not Costa Rica? Wasn't Costa Rica supposed to be pretty good at divegrass? Haiti doesn't even have food..
>>155183607That's baseball actually but this soccer thing is pretty ok when >we are winning
>>155186852True. Baseball is the best sport on the planet. Except when the Tigers are playing it thoughever.
>US Team Walked out to the Chicago Bulls Themehttps://youtube.com/shorts/q5L1mOGahXE?is=2Q_pe_Q3c3iTh0jPhttps://youtu.be/pWBXBo7ZH-E?is=wEd41YF5g8DW_9yIFuck it just give us the Trophy!
>>155186834>Haiti doesn't even have food..well thats a condition to care about this sport
I don't understand offsides
>>155180979screenshotting this for when you get raped by the argies or the brazilians
>>155180979
>>155180979You beat Paraguay… wow!
>>155187052You can but we won't actually care.
>>155180979Prediction we make it to semis and then get blitzed by Argentina but who cares this board will be unusable and I want that
Yesterday maybe 1% of the population cared, after last night maybe 3% do. It’s just the people that don’t care really don’t give a single fuck and no amount of record breaking wins will change that, it’s generational, and hard to get people to watch a new sport.
>>155187342>after last night maybe 3% do.You're being a bit too generous there I think.
ESPN the biggest sport channel has no rights to the games so will always have the World Cup as second billing even when stuff like college baseball is going on. If they were showing the games you’d get 50% more of a media blitz.>>155187066Eh there were only five games with a team scoring at least 4 goals in the entire 2022 World Cup, seems rare enough and most national teams don’t go that all out attack and was the first 4 goal game in our history.
>>155186834>Wasn't Costa Rica supposed to be pretty good at divegrass?Fuck no
>>155187052Only care when winning mate, we WOULDN'T care during that type of game. It's that easy.
>>155187612I meant by North American standards. Surely they've got to be better than Haiti.
>>155180979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQhX8PbNUWI
>>155187569I unironically care about the College World Series more than the WC by orders of magnitude. I don't mind shitposting euros and sudacas once every years but I really couldn't care less about soccer. And that's the case for the vast majority of Americans.
>>155180979we dont. i live near philadelphia and they are trying to make a big deal out of it but no one cares because there are events with 75k almost every week anyway. they fucked up spreading the games out so much. should have picked one region and packed the schedule as tight as possible to build a real festival atmosphere.
>>155187342After the group stages 20% will care, after the Round of 32 50% will care, after quarter finals 99.9% will care, after winning it all 110% plus tip will care.
>>155183628its actually a great game at lower levels. which helps explain why all those shitty little euro clubs can survive.
>>155187725>round of 32what is the point of this? there are only 6 teams that have any chance of winning
>>155187502The Sports fans care because the USA dominated a team. If it was like 2-1 or heaven forbid a Draw it'd be 1-2% tops.
>>155187762Do enough Americans even know 4-1 is domination in soccer? By baseball, or even hockey standards, that's just a middling score.
>>155187798No, most Americans if you asked them to name the top teams would say “Uh Mexico, Germany, and Brazil I guess”. I’m pretty sure at least 33% of the country doesn’t know Spain exists as an entity and that Spanish comes from there and not Mexico.If USA won the final the majority would not even know the ramifications of it enough to give it more than a passing notice, it’d be the same reaction as if we won Olympic soccer gold or something.
>>155187742Money and the Illusion of Hope. Trust the plan. It works.Imagine:>Ghana or Côte d'Ivoire make it in the Round of 32>They Draw England>They go up and slay the Giant eliminating England in the first roundGreatest Victory in their countries history since the end of Colonialism. They get blown put in the next round but the National Team has parades and events celebrating their shot nation standing up to England. They talk about it for the next 100 years. Statues are built to them. /sp/ in flames. Trillions of seething English.Do you see now?
>>155187867Right, I'm one of those people, I'm only interested in the World Soccer Cup for the opportunity to make yuros angry. Hence why I don't believe the number reaches the lofty heights of 3%.
pulisic isnt even that good. dest looked more impressive
>>155187925That's exactly what happened with Argentina in '86. They got their asses busted during the Falklands War, and when they won against the English four years later, millions of Argentinians had a collective orgasm, almost naming Maradona their king
>>155186679it's called freedomball
Seems my game is pretty popular
maybe reyna won’t cry to his mommy this time now that he scored a goal
>>155188195Yep. For the most part it will be blow outs but there will be one game and the whole world will tune in because it is some group winner against some African Micronation and it is tied at half and then obviously the better team wins but it captures the imagination.
>>155180979screenshotting this for when you guys get knocked out
>americans get into soccer>african americans are shit at it>lose>americans steal a legit ngubu from england>winit's coming home (to the usa)
>>155187052Wouldn't we have to get kinda far in the tournament to even play them?
>>155188049Behead those who insult PuliGOD
PACEY NGUBU.S.A.
>>155188240Don't give them ideas bro! Imagine what would happen if they started to care.
Man i wish Europe had as much confidence and AURA as Americans have.
>>155187034can't receive a pass if you're beyond the last defender
>>155188980What about the frogs?
>>155186852>>155186883>boreball
>>155189074Only thing they're confident at is sucking each other's cock
>>155187867Just looked up (for science) Americans placing European countries on a map and the only ones everyone got right were Spain, France and Italy. Wasn't even going to post but found this funnyhttps://www.boredpanda.com/americans-place-european-countries-on-map/
>>155188805Screenshotting this for when Italy get knocked out, oh wait..
>>155189250nigga you hosted, you skipped the qualis
