dees down bummersnorf iggs nowport syd later
>>155183750>"wealthy figures" willing to donate $5 million to the club just to bring this cancer backFuck me, it really does boil down to who you know with absolutely everything in life.
I’m hungry
>>155183817So eat something.
no one seriously wants hird back at essendon, you cant be that stupid to being the drug king pin back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlM_g2hAJqk
>>155183830Some people with money, and undoubtedly influential at the club if they have that sort of cash to throw around, want him back. Three blokes willing to spend $5 million carry a lot more cache than the thousands of fans that don't want him back.
>>155183832would accuse this of being ai generated if it was released today
>>155183825Like what? There’s literally nothing to eat.
Whats wrong with bringing hirs back, hes a perfect fit for the club
>>155183842chikmn sandwich
>>155183859Only because Essendon deserve to suffer.
eat my dick
>>155183859he's a shit coach, and a washed-up one at that
>>155183862I had a chicken sandwich for lunch. Was so good I could've had two if I had more chicken..
Hird is the glue to unite a fractured club.
>>155183862go back to discord
>*record scratch*>*freeze frame*>Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here
The alfies have spoken, this is the thread
Curtis surely can't get suspended for that. Just a fair tackle that had an unfortunate outcome.
>>155183885he will because he has history
why did you blokes decide to pick the thread that was created AND posted later than the other one to post in
MAKE ESSENDON GREAT AGAIN
>>155183892Didn't like the image on the other one.
>>155183892i know, it's spastic of thembut whatever can just the other one later tonight
so what kond of drugs will hird pump the players with next year?
>>155183898propecia iykwim haha
>>155183892this
>>155183898Just like last time he won't even know. Just pump them full of whatever then destroy the records so no one will ever know.What a fucking shitshow.
>>155183892you really seething no one is using your shit thread?
*does an overaggressive action for no reason*looks confused and annoyed when it gets penalised with a free*
>>155183892the op of this thread samefags and newfags fall for it
>>155183909im not seething and i dont create threadsjust a curious decision as i opened the other thread and saw it was dead
>>155183909When they bitch like that it makes me want to not use their thread at all. Won't post in it even when they desperately bump it when this hits bump limit.
nrlsperg made the other thread
>shit threadpretty much the exact same op commentsyou spergs are an interesting bunch
>>155183927I believe this even though it can't be proven.
lmao young is a fucking idiot holy shit
there's only a handful of people who are knowers itt and i think we are all remaining silent
Should've brought Williams into the upacouch a few weeks ago but I just didn't trust him that he wouldn't stay not shit. He's been decent though.
HEAVE HO UNNA
HEAVE HO UDDA
yep, he seething alright
hate northgo iggs
North are versing west coast
sometimes the dry cum on my dick smells so good
hate when it feels like there’s a bit of poo still stuck in your bum but you can’t get it out
Anyone else love free kicks?
has anyone eaten their cum before, whats it like
>>155183985i love em
standard iggs thread
>>155183971yeah i love the smell of my own dick desu
Why waste Murdock as a forward tag on Daniel? Daniel isn't dangerous, don't need anybody on that midget.
Puke gayvies pooniack
hewett's face and skull looks like he should be black
>>155184001can he say that??
might get food delivered tonight
>>155183990He said "kicks", Sam.
>>155184002Yeah thought he was abo but he isnt
Harley Reid on going bald watch
game of flops this one, pathetic from both sides
Leftover roast pork for dinner tonight. Then some cheesecake.
how many times do you think harley fucked yaz
bald flopping shithead bust
luke mcdonald is a fag
we need more abos in the afl
>>155184007Can you please keep me updated and not just disappear?
fuck me umps need to stop blowing the fucking whistle this is disgraceful
Harley Reid :)
>>155183999negative tag mate, putting a statistically better mid on a 3 foot defender gives you more options coming out of defence. gives murdock experience on a vet too learn a thing or two
They simply cannot stop harley
who /harley/ here?
Harley Frees
dogshit game gonna have to find something else to do
>>155184035about norwood 4 at this point actually
harley reid is so fucking based
just done a stinky shit
>My hair could now be described as thinning on topHad a good run but I think it's finally over for me. Probably only have a few more years with hair left.
look at north pretending to be tough cunts absolute wimp club with nothing
Roos cannot quell Harley legally. Sad!
KWAB keep flopping and ducking you flog
>>155184047might have to go to Türkiye
>>155184040wanna meet for a cheeky fuck n suck?
>>155183964muh dick
>spergo
Harley Reid with 68 SC points in the first quarter alone.
>>155183964im actually curious about fucking a big fat bitch like this
>Taking LD-Poo over DawsonI am a fucking joke.
it'd be so exhausting have a sperg like fartley in your time constantly yapping and chimping out giving away frees
>>155184040Blues vs Hurricanes in 10min and Warriors vs Sharks in 40min
Harley Reid is unprecedented
Reminder that the eagles won a meaningless game in 2023 to lose the number 1 pick for harley reid.... until norf won a meaningless game a week later to lose the pick.
>>155184065their pussies are unnaturally warm/hot from all the extra weight and it's intensly pleasurable.t. former pig hunter
>>155183837but fucking why, who are these richfags that want him back and what are their reasons for wanting this
now that the dust has settled, was this a good idea or not?
>>155184082Hey now those wins built the winning culture that those teams have today
>>155184085nta but gross. how do you tolerate the stench of fatties
Someone died
Brad Scott was right about Tsatas
>>155184099guess I've been lucky, they've never smelt.
>this is exactly how nazi germany started
>>155184087>who are these richfags that want him bacIf I had to guess Paul Little, Andrew Muir, Julius Colman, Lindsay Tanner and those other faggots from that group of toxic power brokers.
ngubu stadium security gf 2026
>>155184117no-one gives a shit that you got banned on bigfooty you retarded spastic, fuck off back there
>>155184129i didn't get banned
>>155184099I've never noticed fat women to smell bad but I've only had sex with two. Women just aren't as stinky as men. Aromatically anyway.
>>155184134Fat women do stinky farts
Bit wet all of a sudden.
>>155184065The positions are limited, but if you like that kind of thing they feel much better than a bony bitch, like tits and ass all over their body.
Stick a fucking fork in him
paul curtis might just be the dirtiest player
>>155184140If you say so. My experience with them is limited.
>>155184153no idea who that is
>>155184117What did you post?
>>155184166They guy Sydney got rid of Luke Parker for that’s played like 2 games for them
>>155184153I get him and Treloar confused
well i tried to tell you guys you could have tripled your money
cute goalswoman
>>155184182Nice to see Tyson looking so healthy, hope to see him on the field again soon
>>155184153Absolutely cooked. There goes any hope of playing in another grand final before his contract runs out.
>>155184187You did be tellin me that
>>155184187will keep this in mind for next time
>>155184183FLEECED
>>155184153might be a good fit for collingwoods list profile
Why'd norf sell their games to the WA teams?
>>155184228cos they're getting kicked out of tassie
>tipped north>realised they sold the game to perthFucking shit club
>2.6
Iggs should sell their away games and just play 23 at home.
>>155184240the big vic clubs would do that if it was allowed
>Club can't survive without taking money from other states but still refuses to move from its state in an over-saturated market
>>155184235warned you blokes
hewett looks like dom sheed
>>155184255>how I feel when the alarm goes off
Waterman must be an ass man because he seems to love BEHINDS.
>>155184267so funny
more like these teams are ASS
Does Kingy even like norf?
>2.7
Couldn’t even imagine supporting a successful club
I’ve tipped 4 out 4 so far assuming the iggs win but I tipped port tonight which im having second thoughts about
>>155184300>I tipped port tonightwhy in the dick would you do this?
Thinking cock in my arse for dinner. Thoughts?
The sweet sound of kath
Is this autism?
>>155184309doesn't seem very substantial, in terms of protein or calories
Are we gonna be able to beat the USA?
>>155184308Not him but Poort have an inexplicably good record against Swans for some reason.
>>155184320In footy yeah
>3.8
>>155184025im getting the parmi burger box from kfc
>>155184300utterly crisp>>155184308because shitney are frauds
What happened to North? Last I checked they were leading comfortably, now they're getting smashed.
>>155184308Because historically it’s the kind of game they would win but then lose to Richmond the next week
Do y'all niggas like the lasso rule?
Oh Darling!
arseabitch
>>155183964Is this Angela White?
>>155184320after seeing them today i dont think so
>>155184342yes
>>155184336It's a 5 point margin dummy
JACK JACK JACKIE
>>155184342not in its current form. deflections shouldn't be penalised. also the signal is ridiculous and gay
>>155184333Not a fan of fried cheese on burgers. I've had it a couple of times and every time all you could taste was the cheese.
That had cream dripping off it
>>155184320no. >we might beat paraguay and that's it
>>155184333Ok I was thinking of trying it, please let me know what you think of it.
too many bald eagles
>>155184349Angela's tits are unironically much better.
>>155184320Yeah m8
yazmins bald pussy
>>155184369We will beat turkey just like we did in 1916
>>155184377For America's birthday mayhaps
im beating my turkey right now thinking about yaz’s bald puss
>>155184382I prefer to imagine it with just a bit of fuzz
where the fuck has this Türkiye push come fromno other country has their name written in their own language
can you worthless coomers fuck off and kill yourselves? fucking sick of the constant cumbrained whinging and pathetic cunts needing to screencap 5/10 women in the crowd because they are that devoid of female contact, just fuck off
35 free kicks and it's not even half time
>>155184413Someone needs their arsehole plunged.
>>155184187What was that champ?
let me know timestamps for girls from the crowd you want posted lads
All this shitposting is seriously detracting from the quality discussion we should be having about this titanic battle of superior teams
>>155184405still calling them turkeyalong with czech republic, holland, kiev, zaire, swaziland, ayers rock, fraser island, footscray 'bulldogs' football club
Jackie when you're touching my hole in the candle light
>>155184405englandcheck mate nigga
>>155184405cote d'ivoire did it first. eswatini too
>>155184405i think they didn't like the fact that their country were being associated with a dumb flightless bird that the american president pardons one from slaughter every year so they insisted on the change
>>155184413So truth.
>>155184416something must be done
>>155183800home from the pub, got a story which I know is gonna trigger the fuck out of some of you fair warning>arrange beers (some craft, some coopers, someone had a bourboun n coke which they cheers'd with swear2god) at pub. pub in brunswick. there, 2 big fat red flags>all straight white guys, mix of situations, no major hangups, no spazzy gf's or kids with us, all know each other, done this hundreds of times over the years*yes r/thishappened. >pub grub brought out by 2 white girls, friendly but not overly so, eveything wqs there, no indians involved (i looked in the kitchen, none. they were playing s0me techno or something, kitchen wasn clean. again, zero jeets, not even in an uber flurothing>bottle of orange sriracha on table (brunswick ofc} has pic attached on its neck>swipe it and cunningly attach it to 1 mate whos pretty bigan. youd either like him or do the socringe&performative/glowieornot?/howbigishiscock breakdown but irrelevant here>he wears it for 20 minutes not realising its on back of shirt, him playing pool, others are laughing at obvious gag >he twigs, flips lid, storms out. why did he melt like a bullshit -prediction 6th week in a row? we've all pranked each other way worse over 20+ years
if you feel the need to talk about sex in a general about a niche australian sport then you should kill yourself lest your failed genes spread
Go rooboys
>>155184413I wasn't even doing it before but now I will just to spit your crying boypussy.
Half time
>>155184447epic!
>>155184431and the Kangaroos Football Club
>>155184431this but naarm
Chances to catch a ball inside 50 are pretty generous which makes the game boring
>>155184447I've read some utterly crisp stories on here in my time, and this is not one of them.
would rather they talk about sex than politics 2bh
how funny!! micknonce turned his indian vpn on again because xe thinks we don't know it's him!
and respected by our foes
>>155184447Sounds like fun mate
>>155184320Usually they rig it for the host nations
>>155184447retreat?
>>155184474
wish i was respected by my parents
>>155184500This but my foes
>>155184500What have you done to warrant their respect?
>>155184447fair bit of fat on this story
>>155184518I can kick a footy 50+ meters
>Plenty of niggle out on the ground
>>155184494no
>>155184492sporting club round the cnr and up a bit>>155184473the stories that happened as opposed to the acts of fiction posted generally arent very interesting. I just assumed that a mateb having a spontneouys spack out like anon's mum overcooking his brekkie tendies might have some resonance here and someone could explain it.
>>155184463>>155184473>>155184521go outside and talk to real people
>>155184524including the bounces?
>>155184530Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>155184534ah yeah good food there
>bunch of cringe white guys at a pub on a friday night>BRO last night was a movie remember when james took that chicks im so vegan label and stuck it on old mate hahaha
>>155184255heem sleepy
>WORLD CUP CUPS AT MCDONALDS
>>155184552this is the average person that posts here btwsome normalfag who thinks his inane primary-school shit is funny
playing golf tomorrow morning
jar of boiled lollies for dindins
>>155184574Those things are fucking disgusting. I'm astonished there's a market for them.
kath looks good today
>>155184552hmm, your mates do sound like a bunch of fuckwits. me and my mates at a pub on a saturday arvo, on the other hand are not. so eat shit with sriracha.
not one person laughed at your cringe story
>>155184591why do you even post here?
>>155184563I never once said it was funny. I gave warning that it would involve triggering social things like white guys drinking beer at a pub. you didnt have to read it.
>>155184580
kaths getting wrinkles all over he face
>>155184604I don't care where you came from, you need to go back
Im a vegan Socceroos fan
evening josh
>>155184625ZACH TUOHY??
>>155184625thought this was that one photo of Nick Riewoldt at first
>>155184625is this gay or not? lil confused
>>155184645crisp afl watcher
>>155184645depends on if any are vegan
>>155184405it's pronounced keev you fucking chud
nrlsperg must die
few posts just got deleted in /nrl/ just then
>>155184653warriors have started mate
>>155184660no, all the posts are there
starcevich is a wood elf
>>155184437not exactly true is it
https://www.dailymail.com/sport/afl/article-15896381/OnlyFans-star-Stephanie-Keenan-hits-slut-shaming-critics-relationship-AFL-gun-Touk-Miller-Suns-slump-continues.htmlYou guys should be ashamed of yourselves
>>155184699KWAS
>>155184546fuck up bitch
SHEEZ
>>155184699Don't shame-shame me, bigot
Veganism has nothing to do with being gay, but yes a lot of vegans are self righteous who may be supportive of gays
>>155184704Shut up, faggot.
>>155184666>>155184681
>>155184614you need to finish your shit before you get dessert. I'm older than you, i've been here longer than you. and I absolutely couldnt give a fuck about you , your feelings or your opinions.
>>155184699>'You can have sex just because you like having sex. You don’t have to have sex with the same person every time. I don’t think it’s that complicated personally.ummmm
>>155184711>insta replykeep dancing for me pet.
>>155184714none of that matters here freshie
uhhhhh loaduponiggsbro?
>>155184699i don't give a fuck what this slut thinks only fans is cancer and detrimental to women
Touk "Cuck" Miller
“The problem with Australians is not that so many of them are descended from convicts, but that so many of them are descended from prison officers.” Clive James
>>155184699should just keep replying to her with that pic of her face coated in cum
Uh, Iggs?
>>155184699I have heaps of reasons to be ashamed of myself, but some onlyfans slut having a whing e ona website doesn't involve me at all.
>>155184722Shut up, faggot.
Reminds me of that sheila dating footballers Andy and Angus Brayshaw's cousin
>>155184745good boy, keep going
gayfl is literally steers and queers
>>155184741Link?
>>155184750Shut up, faggot.
you realise she is just using touk and the afl community for marketing right
>>155184751Warriors game has started mate
got him on a string lads
norf is such a fucking horrible deadshit club, ever since wayne carey fucked stevens missus the club has been a cultural black hole and this has been continued with hiring pieces of shit like paul curtisi would love to see norf rot in the cellar eternally on the bottom four, fuck them
Btw there’s actually a game of footy on
>>155184756https://gb.thefappeningblog.com/gallery/stephanie-keenan/
>>155184757Shut up, faggot.
Might go to one of those farmers markets in one of those trendy inner suburbs and advertise my stand as vegan but subtly put animal foods into it like butter. Would do numbers with all the emaciated veganpoofs
>>155184786Shut up, faggot.
iggs not very good
something needs to be done about whores
>>155184772norf vs wce barely counts as a game of footy
why do you blokes hate vegans so much
>>155184799Me. I need to be done to whores.
>>155184763we're losing but just scored to bring the deficit back to twowe got this :)
no one hates vegans, i dont even think about them
real incel hours
>>155184803Because joe rogan told them to