>wake up>see the score4 goals? 4 fucking goals? What's wrong CONMEBOL sisters? I thought you were amazing at football.1st Bolivia gets trashed 4-0 against fucking Algeria. Uhhh the mighty Bolivia who is supusedely super duper hard to beat because mountains o algo.Now Paraguay gets trashed against a nation that doesn't give a shit about football.Embarassing.Be humble, you have more spots than you deserve.
You should see the highlights.USA looked good, mind you, but Paraguay was absolute dogshit.
The CIA gave CONMEBOL a note saying if they intentionally won they would be under a starvation embargo.
Every team playing burgeristan gets sexually assaulted before the match and told if they don't lose their countries getting invaded
>>155185070Should be 5 but we got ref balled
>>155185084what if they unintentionally won?
>>155185070>4 goals? 4 fucking goals?That's insane
>>155185076USA were always getting out of the group, the Americans that were dooming had no idea. They will probably win the group now, win against Australia and a draw against Turkiye
>>155185235Yeah multiple guys in the American talents literally called this and realized that Poch had solved USA with 3atb and pressing 9 months ago when they blew out Japan and Uruguay and stopped using it so it wouldn't get figured out, then right on que he brings it back vs Senegal then for this game
>>155185235>Turkiye>England flagYou need to go back Mehmet
>>155185235Don't leave. My barbers Turkish and he's a kind man.
>>155185235What's a turkiyeh?
>>155185462It's like what you eat at Christmas but muslim
>>155185235>the Americans that were dooming had no ideaWe know our group isnt that hard we just learned from the Argies to spread anti-mufa domain expansion cursed technique so that we don't jinx ourselves.
>>155185384I am the whitest Anglo Saxon to ever live
>>155185235>Turkiyewhat the fuck is this m8? you spazz out on yr keyboard
>>155185070Turns out we are good at soccer we were just tired in previous WCs from tiny European meals and 3rd world amenities.We're so back! Hopefully the President fueled the lads with Burgers and high quality Coca Cola!
>>155185070doesnt count, paragay obviously was bribed to let you in
>>155185891The money is always right! Hahaha!
>>155185070since when did we qualify?
The CONMEBOL monkeys have been really quiet after this.10 fucking goals they conceded during qualifiers, 40% of that in a game aloneIt's not even that they lost, it's how they did itImagine if Bolivia made it to the WC like they almost did lmao
>>155185891why are paraguayans so corrupt?
thinking Paraguay should be good because they're South American is like thinking Kazakhstan should be good at Sumo because they're asian.they're known for that keeper who would come up for free kicks, that's it
>>1551850704 goals? That's insane.
>>155185941Yeah! Like thinking it's coming home just because your English!
>>155185070Reminder: Pecho frio refuses to play in Denver cause it's too cold
>>155185070>1st Bolivia gets trashed 4-0 against fucking AlgeriaAlgeria isn't bad, not a superpower but this is a normal result
>>155185901Host country we autoqualified.
>>155185070>because mountains o algoThey didn't play in la altura retard
>>155185941Put some respect on Kinbozans name
>>155185070What did we do?
>>155186946Shredded those beaners
>>155185070First one was an own goal. Puts the whole thing into perspective.
>>155185070the burgers are dopingwatch the first halftheir entire team was sprinting even off the ball for 40 minutes straight lol
>>155185384What's wrong with Turkish barbers? What's wrong with Turks in general in Europe? Did they try to steal from you? Hurt you? Tried to impose their culture on you? What? But you still attacked their shops. I mean, there are quite a few Brits living in Turkey (especially in western provinces like Muğla). Have they ever had any problems?
>>155187345like this is the most that happened and i think that's fair enoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn2-M6yKRY0
>>155187345“Turkish Barbers” in the UK are frequently run as money laundering businesses for drug money. They are rarely run by turks
Balogun will outscore Kane and be the highest scoring bong of the tournament
>>155185235>turkyieyembarrassing
>>155187345rape gangs
>>155185076I don't think the highlights will show just how bad Paraguay defense was. They lost the ball trying to tiki taka in their own third at least a dozen times
>>155187221That’s what happens when American athletes focus on endurance instead of strength. Americans are the best athletes in the world, by far, you ignorantly mock their handegg players for maxing strength and explosiveness but you should be thankful, this times 1000 is the alternative if they cared
>>155185076My pelada team plays better than Paraguay.
>>155185084>so brainbroken by england NT failures he confuses winning with losing
>>155187345Turkish barbers run by actual Turks don't exist in the UK. They're all pakis.
>>155190267they were gassed on second half, most people in this ignore this fact desu, a good overall squad would walk over them in second half, you cant play intense for 90 min
>>155190574They looked like towards the end they realized they needed to slow the game down and possess and not constantly attack and press. I think the excitement of home opener first World Cup game was driving them absolutely mental in the first half, pure adrenaline and hype. I have faith they’ll be a little more restrained. But there’s a week between games anyway, plenty of time to rest
>>155185084I'd more likely believe that sports betting companies are colluding for a huge payout at the end of all this.
>>155185070US deported that ref to send a message. Youre on our terf now.
>>155190574>they were gassed on second halYou watched the match with your back?
>you have more spots than you deservethis apply to every federation
>>155185076yeah the second goal was so bad
>>155185070The referee helped the USA yesterday against Paraguay.
>>155185070No, you have more spots than you deserve, fucking UEFA.If UEFA is so good, it only needs one spot at a world cup. The UEFA is lame.
>>155185084>the anglo judged us to be like his barren island incapable of feeding itselfBuddy we about to flood the EU with the excess food we have.
>>155187345Turk barbers, food places and everything else are ran always by pakis/indians and similar.Finding a genuine turkish barber is not easy lmaoThat retard is either a paki himself or just taking the piss
>>155185235>“nobody cares about soccer”>first group stage win>exponential rise in american interest toward the game of soccer[WE ARE HERE]>loss against the only other competitive team in the group>draw third match to squeak out of the group stage>massive influx of “IT’S CALLED SOCCER” posts, etc.>loss in the first round in the knockout stage against a european team that actually plays soccer>“nobody cares about soccer”>wait 4 years, wash, rinse, repeat
>>155187345They're usually run by Albanians mate. We have 12 Turkish barbers per capita here. There are more Turkish barbers than pairs of scissors in this country.
My barbers are Kurds. I keep coming only when my hair is stupidly unkept and they keep telling me how nice my hair is and how I need to cut it more and that makes me feel bad.
>>155185070>urugay>paragay>bragayIs argentina the only straight country in south america?
Real talk it was an off game for them and the host country always overperforms. I predict that will shake them up a bit and they will end up qualifying second in their group, best wishes Paragay
>>155194646Nah. Argentina is literally filled with old nazis. They're as gay as it gets.
